I've got a butterfly knife, and I know how to use it.
Dubs decides what I do
up ass
>>692384899
winrar
>>692384899
>>692384899
!!!
>>692384899
WINRAR
that was quick
>>692384899
The dubs have spoken
>>692384899
Dubs demands it, OP you know what to do. Post pics afterwards fag
>>692384899
WELP
>>692384660
>>692384899
This is what you get shitlord.
Quit csgo while you're at it you asshole.
>>692384899
Omg kek
Is he died from rectal bleeding??
>>692384660
faggot wont deliver
>>692384660
>>692384899
flush it down the toilet
>>692385405
Well, can you blame him?
>>692384660
Use it to cut the tag off your fedora
>>692384899
That's gonna be painful op
Op here,
Just trying to think about this one.. something about being anally penetrated via knife, kinda unappealing
>>692384899
>>692385971
Your fate has already been decided, sorry
>>692385971
wrap something around it
>>692385971
its ok take your time, remeber to butter it up and spread wide
>>692385971
Just deliver it faggot
>>692385971
fold it closed and cover it in lube. If you don't have lube use lotion or honey. shove into bunghole with force. film it. post webm.
or you could be a fucking faggot, I guess
>>692384660
>>692385971
you doomed yourself
>>692385971
bubble wrap it and handle with care faggot
>>692385971
maybe next time pick something that isn't so sharp
Slit your wrist
>>692385717
could've been worse if you ask me
>>692385971
Close it and sit on it you dickhead.
>>692386355
Winrar
>>692385971
You said dubs and you got them, now shove it up your ass!
op will surely deliver
>>692386355
Now OP is double fucked, either slit your wrist or anal penetrate yourself.
>>692386355
winrar
>>692386375
true, i was going to say carve brony into his forehead, but then i saw winrar.
Fuck ur mom
he has to do both because he never said just the first dubs decides
shove it down your throat
>>692386655
double dubs kek
>>692386694
fuck your mom with it
>>692386655
>Fuck ur mom
OP MUST DELIVER
DOUBLE DUBS
Just close the fucking blade you moron
>>692384899
Also stupid op didn't actually know that this knife could be used in a closed way
>>692386655
>>692386799
Holy shit
>>692386635
i wanted to say that he'd put it under his toenail and kick it to a wall
>>692385971
U sho that you know how to use it? Jizzz just close it and put it already
>>692387003
new here?
>>692387130
Not op but fuck you
cut your dick off
roll
>>692384660
we didnt say you had to stick the blade up your arse OP just the knife .
>>692384899
>>692386355
>>692386655
>>692386799
OP is fucked
>>692387159
Faggot
Op here.
JUST FUCKING TAKE MY WORD FOR THIS ONE OKAY, IM GONNA GO GET HELP NOW OKAY.
cut off balls post video
Fuck your self with it, the sharp end
>>692387130
That's a good one. Next time I see one of these I'll keep that in mind!
>>692387374
no way.
>>692387374
Timestamp
>>692387374
What did you douche your ass to prepare?
Fuck your mom with it the sharp end
>>692387362
confirmed
>>692384660
>>692384899
>>692386355
>>692386655
One of 3 options OP, either stick it up your ass, slit your wrist or have sex with your own mother
>>692387237
oh so being a fag and shoving a knife up your ass is better in someway?
Why bother making this fucking piece of shit thread if you're not gonna follow through? Stop wasting our time and just fucking slit your own throat
>>692387577
Holy shit
mfw op saw the first comment and went back to huffing cheeto dust and playing csgo
>>692384660
Why isn't it bedazzled yet? I hope you just leave it on a shelf if it's not bedazzled. I'm saying your knife is useless and flashy.
>>692387664
Like what were you expecting? Someone to say "peel an apple with it"? Fuck yourself
its fucking plastic nigger
>>692387755
Double dubs speak truth. Blade needs Bedazzled
>>692387557
>>692384660
peel apple
rolling
>>692388186
We need to see the anus
>>692388186
a timestamp is nothing without a ravaged pooper, OP.
>>692388186
Pic of the anus op
>>692388263
yeah, show us your shame faggot.
>mfw OP bought a childish CS:GO knife
I've got a real man's balisong, OP.
Dubs decides
>>692388211
Hope it doesn't unlock and cut ops fingys
>>692388802
up ass
>>692388802
Drop it in a sand box. Kids love those.
>>692388802
Kill your family
>>692388802
Slice forehead
>>692388263
It's not from csgo, yes it was used in game. However Originally it was a handmade design by Terry Guinn, each knife can sell for hundreds to even thousands of dollars.
>>692388802
Sell and buy HiPoint
>>692388802
bedazzle it, cunt
>>692388802
slit your wrist
>>692388802
Up ass
>>692388802
do this>>692387130
>>692388802
Cut your dick with it
>>692389165
rolling
>>692388802
Up ass. Do it
>>692388802
up your ass
>>692388802
Go on a murdering spree
>>692389054
All I said was we need to see it in the anus. Also new roll for sell(if really worth money) and buy gun
>>692389054
Yes, but it's far more likely that yo found out about this style of balisong from CS:GO.
>>692389199
oh shit
>>692389199
WINRAR
>>692384899
pop in your popper then OP you know the rules
>>692388802
Compare Knife to Dick
>>692389199
Plz no
>>692389344
bingo was his name-o
>>692388802
Stab refrigerator
>>692389233
Winrar
>>692388802
kill your pets, if no pets your mum
>>692389469
i got first dubs>>692389199
>>692388802
do it you edgy cunt
>>692389199
win fucking rar
screencap
>>692389627
Yeah but I was talking to op.
>>692385717
yes
>"Dubs decides what I do"
> doesn't do it
>>692389344
done
>>692389819
He didn't say compare knife to Americas next God emperor.
>>692384660
>>692386355
OP is fucked.
Also rolling for you to charge in to a police station/army base wearing a trench coat and screaming
Allah snack bar
As your fat rolls jiggle up and down. Make sure you shit yourself when they shoot you. Also get fat if you aren't already.
>>692389819
cuck
>>692389819
you fucking pussy
OP's "Knife" isn't real, it's plastic.
>>692389819
Got any plans for thanksgiving?
>>692388802
Deep throat with timestamp
>>692389819
another anon that doesnt deliver you pussy shit
>>692389968
>not fat
>balisong owner
Pick one
>>692389819
not only you pussied out on >>692387130
but you fucking pussied out on posting your own dick on 4chan? go back to lurking you faggot
>>692390126
Reroll
>>692390306
Lol I posted my dick on here with a gun and wasn't even provoked. Not him btw.
>>692384660
Break it
>>692390306
instructions weren't specific. He asked for comparison to dick, I delivered. Stay mad, faggot
>>692390496
That's one way to make a 38 snubnose look like a 44
Jam it down my peehole
>>692390496
its like he forgot what site he's not
must be switching tabs between this and reddit
>>692389749
so you would ruin your asshole because someone got double digits in a thread that probably less than 55 of it's posters will remember?
Great life decisions, kiddo!
>>692390768
Meh. More like this. It's a bit fuzzy in the background through the trigger guard but that's a penis
>>692390906
He doesn't have to jam the blade in there.
>>692384660
If you actually know how to use it, then do an "around the 8-ball" and video it.
>>692390926
Ok, so you made a 380 look like a 45
>>692391306
Don't read so good huh?
>>692391429
I can etch
>>692390306
>wants to see some guy's dick on the internet
>calls him a faggot
>>692391045
No, but he did!
dead thread
>>692391306
he made a .500 s&w look like a .22
>>692391731
my thoughts exactly
>>692384660
Me too, just point and pull the trigger
>>692388802
You call that a balisong m8?
>>692391988
nice dubs also cool setup anon
>>692391988
you call THAT one? Looks like one I would give to my little brother.
>>692392112
Thanks bud
If Dubs in next five posts OP has to sick this up his ass
>>692392163
This benchmade is worth more than your brother's sad life.
>>692391988
That's not a noif
>>692392412
lel whatever u say m8
>>692392502
scoop one of your eyes out
>>692392502
shit man that could kill a fucking bear
>>692391988
looks like carbon steel aka the real deal
>>692388802
looks like a shitty stainless steal pawn shop knife 16 year olds think look cool
>>692392502
Srsly tho this is a knife
>>692384660
Op is a faggot
https://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B01G6QQWFS/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1467338151&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=butterfly+knife
Its a trainer knife, not sharpened.
You can even see in the pic the blade does not have a bevel
>>692392626
does 26 26 count as dubs?
>>692392692
cut pecker off
>>692392665
It's impractical and has no shelf appeal compared to others in its price range. If it was a gift, then i have to say yes, that is a knife.
>>692392692
how about these double 33s
or quads
>>692393336
>>692393336
close
>>692384660
thats a wicked looking blade. where did you get it? also, stick it up the pooper
>>692392502
Can I get in on this pissing contest?
>>692392665
What about my knife guys? Se/k/ret santa gave it to me.
>>692393336
check em bud
>>692384660
give it a crimson web finish
cs go dykes cant flip
>>692394127
Get on my level, son!
if trips everyone who posted their knife in this thread shoves it up pooper sideways
>>692392502
I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
>>692394308
kek not even close faggot
>>692394081
Nice, do you chip things into rocks with the butt and stack rocks from big to small?
>>692394361
and again
>>692394667
some one ordrered dubs?
>>692393195
>it's big and not pretty therefore I don't like it personally.
FTFY
>>692388186
ANUS
>>692393949
Nobody need a spoon with that kinda capacity
>>692384899
>>692385133
>>692386355
>>692386655
>>692386799
>>692387477
>>692387577
>>692387688
>>692387755
>>692388211
>>692388822
>>692389199
>>692389233
>>692389344
>>692389422
>>692391988
Holy fuck this is now a get bread
>>692384660
Cut off your dick, take a video of it and share it with us
>>692394783
But i wouldn't mind it as a gift
>>692394081
Better than these faggot ass butt fly "knives"
>>692392665
steak knife/10
>>692394902
Reroll
>>692384660
scatch the back of your hand with it so your mom takes it away
>>692394915
I actually traded a HiPoint for it
bet you haven't seen dubs like these
>>692394986
But..
go out with a costume and be a vigilante, post results
>>692384660
>ondle your mother will she call the cops..
>success! fight them off your with kid toy of poker.
>no capture running no stop, untill you Canada.
>be first America refugee sunning frome silly government.
>>692394847
Maybe you don't scrub
>>692395364
Well I do have a black tactical assault spoon made with high strength polymer
>>692395951
Forgot pic
lil bump
>>692396011
Wow, wtf, why would you have that?
where muh dubs at
>>692396142
...but why?
>>692396255
So I can serve soup to a whole elementary school or movie theater or get night club
>>692396255
It's a fucking stirring spoon.
>>692396298
Why not?
>>692396444
Thatsthejoke.jpg
Also checked
>>692396380
gay* not get.
>>692396444
444 - COME - ON - NOW
>>692396444
Kek, I just haven't seen a spoon like that b4. Also gr8 trips m8.
take the hint
>>692384899
nobody said the knife couldn't be folded closed when you stick it in, OP
>>692397222
Trips of Truf. Srsly we've all made this suggestion but he only posted his toilet full of diarrhea
>>692397222
How you do dat?
>>692397222
look at those trips baby
Did the OP die?
>>692394081
/k/ would be ashamed of your Cold Steel
>>692390906
>it's
Faget
>>692397473
Srsly, how you do dat?
>>692397473
Why are you doing it like that?
>>692397666
This is the gayest get thread I've ever seen
>>692397666
>>692397473
>>692397222
Samefag. How are you doing dat?
>>692395257
>>692397333
>>692397408
>>692397627
>>692397666
>>692397848
Doing what?
>>692397848
I'm not him. I'm 666 btw. The other two are him and I legit don't know how or why he's doing it. My guess is he's typing it out
>>692384660
I don't like them this curved. Seems impractical.
Bow down you knife fags!
>>692396011
Shit son, you've out shit posted me
>MRW I have no reaction images on my phone
marksmanship practice
>>692397943
Putting the arrows where they usually aren't.
>>692397987
I'm not falling for your siren song
>>692398316
oh. by typing it that way.
>>692398286
I'm shitposting on the fly
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>>692398316
Srsly bro. 666 here again. I'm also tactical spoon guy and dick gun guy. Here's gun for proof
692398496<< (You) #
Liar.
>>692398496
Called it. 666 here again
>>692398673
pull your dick out and show us a comparison
>>692394081
tacticool
>>692398862
I'll have to whack it a bit to get a good side by side. Also might have to arrouse my wiener as well. Heyo!
>>692399341
I don't get the first part.
>>692399341
does this get your balls tingling?
692398692<<#
666 again. Did it work?
>>692399670
Nerp
>>692395323
You wut m8...
>>692399617
Hold on. Non op will deliver since I didn't butt chug the rest of my beer
close it
>>692399617
Steve?
>>692399670
yeah typing it out like that doesn't work.
you need to get you some char U+200F
>>692384899
WINRAR
>>692399670
Alt 255 between arrows and pound
>>692394081
That's a nice fucking knife. Good size but not massive. Good company(but expensive)
>>692398673
Is this a gun thread now?
>>692399851
Rolling
Throw into wall
>>692384660
Stick it in an electrical socket.
Up the pooper sideways!
>>692384660
Stab your mother
>>692400150
Bit late buddy
>>692399826
Couldn't pull off a good angle as I'm on my porch not really feeling having a boner.
>>692399906
clearly that's nice peter
>>692400232
Nice money you got there. Jk. Srsly you like? I haven't shot a sig yet.
>>692400470
at least you delivered non op
