Will you be saved or die in captivity?
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Will you be saved or die in captivity?
>>692372111
That little rug rat from Raising Hope better come up with a genius plan instead of smiling at the camera like an idiot
Dr. House is gonna wreck some kidnapper's shit.
>>692372111
the pale monster of frankenstein from penny dreadful. i'm ok with that
>>692372111
I hope Alex Trebek can kick ass.
>>692372111
Svengoolie
Phew!!! Donnie Yen is a good choice.
shiiiettt.
Just watched Bob from 'Bob's Burgers'.....i am fucked
Aww yeah, jax teller gonna kick some ass
We gotta stop the jews
Gordon Ramsay
I think I might be good.
>>692372111
Brian and Stewie Griffin.
Well, I'm fucked.
Holy shit. Chris Hansen.
>>692373194
my sides!! LOL
MATT FUCKING DAMON
>>692372111
Kenny Fuckin' Powers.
How fucked am I?
Thomas fucking Shelby
>>692373387
I've got Peter, i dunno whats worse
>>692373387
they'll come for you and blow the place killing yourself in the process. mistakes are made. gg
>>692372111
Zombie Gregor Clegane, I think I'll be okay. Or at least avenged.
Stan Smith from AD
Tru shit not even worried
>>692372111
Tommy Lee Jones.
I think I might be OK.
>>692372111
lucille ball.
i'm fucked, fam
>>692373194
freddy fasthands
Horatio Caine
mmm not the worst
>>692372111
papa fieri will save me
Leela from Futurama. Depends on how much she cares about me
>>692372111
Being rescued by Sir Trevor Mcdonald
>>692372111
The 8 year old from Paw Patrol and his puppy brigade. May I RIP in peace.
>>692372111
O captain, MY captain!
Captain Picard will save me for sure
It's Ole fucking Anderson, so I will be saved.
P.s.
He says jews are sons of satan and we need to do our best to put an end to their tyranny.
Some random fucking guy from the bbc news, Im saved :D (End my suffering)
Daredevil
>>692372111
Well, it was two people I last saw on TV: Inara Serra and Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly.
Do I draw lots or summat?
>>692373910
kek, nope.
could be worse
>>692372111
Steve Harvey
>mfw
aw yea. im fucked
Batman
>>692372111
Jack McCoy from Law & Order. I'll be saved and the bastard who did it will end up in prison for ever!
Well im fucked...
Fuck, I'll be free in like 20 minutes
>>692372111
Cercei or whatever the fuck her name is from Game of Thrones due to a passing glance. I don't watch GoT at all but the internet tells me she's alright.
I think im gona be ok. Super Cena never loses
>>692372111
beerus
>>692373714
Franky fasthands
>>692374164
>Jack McCoy
you got lucky this time..
Gorilla Grodd to save me. Kidnappers are fucked
Why do I keep watching this shit?
>>692374064
Well he's got two to save now.
>>692372111
now its oficial
4chan is worse than 9gag
>>692372984
don't worry, he's also Archer
>>692374016
Mal will rescue you, but he'll be sarcastic and ornery the entire time.
Inara will just masturbate in a corner and occasionally fling insults at Mal.
OJ Simpson, I'm gonna be just fine
>>692374258
you'll be alright. she's down af
>>692372111
gordon ramsay
They kidnapped the wrong motherfucker.
Jon Snow
No hope for the kidnappers
Hilarity will ensue..
>>692372111
... Err... umm... I've been watching Pretty Little Liars... so... A is trying to rescue me?
Hive from agents of shield
HAIL HYDRA
Hell yeah! I got Ron Swanson.
I will almost certainly be saved
>>692372111
Nobody, because I don't watch tv. I don't even own one.
I mostly eat non gluten vegan foods and do crossfit.
>>692374258
As long as you're not in a religious sect, or a Stark, or her brother Tyrion, or a Tyrell, or a Martell, or a Targaryen..... you'll be just fine.
>>692372111
I almost feel sorry for my captors.
>>692373865
Yes, you may rest in peace in peace
>>692374758
go back to 9fag
>>692372111
>>692372111
mfw last i saw was Cristiano Ronaldo in the game of Portugal vs Poland
Save me papa Trump
>>692374756
Yeh, so long as he brings that hot milf Kira with him.
Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty
Yeah, I'm gonna be fine
>>692375106
I think you're okay.
>>692374519
And we saw how well the rescue of his brother Rickon went...
>>692372349
same
>>692372111
They're already dead.
SSJ3 Goku...providing he doesn't hit me by mistake, I'm good to go.
Sterling Archer...I think it's 50/50.
oh fuck
Boosh
Ice Cube. I'm pretty optimistic
>>692372111
Ross from friends
>>692375367
>be a prisoner
>Ramsay walks in
NOPE
>>692375389
ily
>>692375367
You might want to stay with your captors.
>>692375254
saved unless it's the swede. if its him your dead.
>>692375287
zombies don't strategize too well
Not sure if in good hands or not
![MV5BMTU0OTk5OTk4MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTQ1MTk4NzE@._V1_SY1536_SX1024_AL_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H6Z95Vy.jpg "MV5BMTU0OTk5OTk4MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTQ1MTk4NzE@._V1_SY1536_SX1024_AL_[1].jpg")
>>692372111
yeah, im good
Rick Grimes o shit
>Buffy
I'm fine, she rescues kidnapped people like every other episode
>>692372111
It won't be the cleanest rescue, but I'm good.
Jack Bauer from 24, I should be good.
>>692372111
Well... I just watched "The Human Centiped 2".
Just fucking kill me.
>>692374594
shiet, theire fucked
>>692375389
Fucking a, this show was awesome.
I am unsure
>>692375866
We'll kill em oll coral
i should be fine...
>>692372111
Walter White.
>>692372111
Goku. Well, the kidnapper's done for, that's for sure.
maybe okay?
Fuckin Jeremy Clarkson
>>692372111
Charles manson from aquarius well im screwed either way
Pablo Escobar
>>692373227
Same, we are not fucked.
the fresh prince fml
Some random fag that know a lot about sharks
>>692375988
She'll be too busy and send Xander to save you. You're fucked.
I'm goooood.
Randy Marsh
not sure how to feel about this
>>692372111
Well, the last thing I saw on TV (streaming from Amazon) was "Cars", so I guess Lightning McQueen?
If you're going for actual television, I couldn't say, probably some random Cubs player.
Simone Cowell huh
>>692372111
Ross and chandler from friends
safe
>>692372111
Sterling Mallory Archer i might be ok if he comes.
Cartman....
>>692377402
safe... but u cant fuck the bunny so whats the point??
>>692377402
>not a tv show
>>692376887
xander with an x is pronounces zander with a z, so we have x and z, but why?. y. Now we have xyz
Zander is xyz dragon cannon confirmed
>>692372111
impractical jokers
fuck maybe they will talk me out of that situation, or I'll be the one on the loser board.
>>692372111
Walter White
I'm lucky.
>>692377589
why not ?
>>692372111
Rick and Morty
>>692377608
>who watches tv in 2016 ?
>>692377784
you know that he isnt that reliable, right
>>692373910
Good luck buddy
Ruxin from The League
Tina Belcher
>>692377942
Netflix bro
Yoenis Cespedes
Rick Crimes
>>692372111
Eric Cartman
....I am strangely okay with this.
>>692373910
set phasers to WHO GIVES A FUCK
>>692377884
she ain't real, fam.
Wew good time to finally get around to watching Legend of Korea
Ludovico P. Luche
Jesus christ probably mark or jez from peep show
Bill O'Reily OH FUCK I'M SAVED
>>692372111
I think daenerys can handle this
>>692377974
He's done his share of killing so
>>692377660
Do you have autism?
>>692373865
Why was that the last show you watched?
Also whats it like?
I have no cable
>>692372111
>you are being watched
i'll be fine.
>>692372111
The Bionic Vet is coming to save me! Thank the gods.
>>692375988
Literally just saw the season 3 finale, I like my chances
>>692372111
Kidnapping folks and harvesting their brains to make a nice Californian take on the classic Mexican dish of tacos de seso is what I like to call...
>>692378372
Some of us actually have kids.
>>692372349
Lyanna Mormont. This is highly dependent on whether or not she gives a fuck
>>692375861
Don't they usually find just the skeletons?
>>692372111
Jon Snow
>>692372111
Daenerys Targaryen? I guess dragons or some shit.
Jay Leno fml
Easy
Chuck Bartowski and the intersect save the day
>>692372111
Darth Sidious and Darth Tyranus. I'm going to be ....okay...maybe?
>>692372111
Preacher. I think I'm good.
>>692378026
So weird. Me too. Want to be best friends? You don't have to.
![game-of-thrones-season-6-dany[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FOhpwwI.jpg "game-of-thrones-season-6-dany[1].jpg")
It's the only show I watch, worse case I'll be eaten by a dragon. Best case I get tits
Either way I win
>>692373618
Or saved for a murder/rape rape/murder rape/rape
looks like I'm getting out alright.
detective kennex will save me
Patrick Bateman
But, he's not coming to save me
Wubba lubba dub dub
Sherlock Holmes
Im saved in a fucking rocket!
>>692378775
That show is so disappointing
Sigh, last night it would have been batman... today its the fucking retards from Friends.
Battlebot Son of Whynachi will save me.
Dexter from Dexter.
Im not a criminal so i'll be fine.
Frasier lol
Im totally safe.
Fucking Thomas Shelby and Peaky Fucking Blinders!
The problem is... what does Thomas expect to get from me? he wouldn't lift a finger without profit...
I think I'll be okay
Cristiano Ronaldo from the Poland vs Portugal match.
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>692378775
>>692379137
Is it that bad? I loved the comics, I still have all the issues.
Mr krabs. I might have a chance. He did defeat all those skeletons in the soda drink hat episode
>>692377154
He did KO Batdad so you should be fine.
Daenerys Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, called Daenerys Stormborn, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons.
I'm fucked
>>692373681
OH LUCY!! NOW WE BOTH DIE AH HO HO AH HO HO!
>>692372111
Mr. Wonderful from Shark tank... it was running on tv at barbershop. I guess he is much better than some random actor from any other show, he has money and connections
Andy Sanders
The two dudes on mythbusters
>Jeremy Clarkson
I'm fucked.
>>692379415
smitty werbenjagermanjensen
he was number one
>>692378717
Pretty sure Emilia Clarke can do next to nothing to help you. Unless she can hypnotize those who captured you with her eyebrows
Data from Star Trek. I'm fine.
>>692372111
I have faith in you Peppa Pig
>>692372111
Richard Dawkins
>>692379242
He's killed non-criminals before... you still might be fucked.
>>692378116
He won't give a shit about rescuing you if your kidnappers ain't jew tho.
>>692379373
The comics were god tier of the god tier. The show is different from the comics but I like it and you probably will too. As always, 4chan is full of contrarian faggots who hate fun.
I'll be out in no time
welp im fucked just watched the green mile.
>>692372111
Kenny fucking powers
>>692379373
The story in the show so far is shit compared to the comics. It just feels very bland and slow moving. It's like they gutted all the best parts out of the comics and replaced them with dull substitutes.
And now we wait...
Guy Fiery has my back
>>692379492
>>692379492
Grant and Tory?
Stan Smith. I'd say I have about a 30% chance of survival, probably less.
>>692379726
oh god. why?
>>692379643
Or tits.
>>692379433
>Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm,
not yet, faggot
>>692372111
Finch, from Limitless.
Also: checked!
>>692378821
The autism levels...
>>692379707
well in OPs picture it said last person, not last character so I would say you are pretty fucked. The actor you posted is old and unless his acting skills can save you, well...
>>692372111
Nixon. Fuck!
>>692379935
normal /b/tards would ignore that post. but you....
>>692380067
he can pardon you though!
>>692372111
Let's go fire prince zuko!
Freddy Krueger (NOES 84')
>pretty ok with this
Jim Jefferies
Not really sure, maybe he'll laugh them to death or challenge them to a coke snorting competition.
>>692379935
We can just be 4chan friends. It's cool.
>>692379935
>>692380023
>>692372111
I honestly don't remember the last time I watched TV. I guess I'll be dying alone. Just as I am now.
>>692380103
>why did you have to make fun of me instead of just ignoring me :(
>>692372111
Walter White. Not too bad.
>>692372111
I think I'm going to be okay.
>>692372111
>Captain Picard
I feel good about my chances.
>>692372111
Joko and Klaas -> I'm fucked D:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx7AaBCv4ls
Donald trump
>>692372111
Is everyone unable to tell difference between words person and character? Last person you saw on TV show would be the actor playing the character, not the character.
Also, who ever plays the role of Gordon in Gotham.
Eric Cartman.
I'm good.
>>692380151
Could. But this is Nixon, not likely!
>>692380573
Depends, is your shirt red?
>>692380548
cuz i'm not a normal /b/tard kek
btw i hate the term /b/tard
Can spongebob do it?
Buster Bluth.
im fucked
>>692372111
Peter griffin. I got like a 50 50 chance here.
Jeremy Corbyn...
>>692372111
ah shit Doctor who, I'm beyond good.
>>692380913
What the fuck are you on about that post was making fun of you for being sensitive
>>692372111
dafuq, if that general custer gonna do it
>>692380731
bullshit, he is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge pussy. You're ultra-fucked.
>>692380719
>>692380755
Some of it. But it's mostly black.
It was a command decision.
>>692380719
Harrison Ford can fly a helicopter and a space ship in real life, and I just saw him in Pulp Fiction. I'll be ok.
>>692380913
>guise i'm not a normal /b/tard i'm a special kind xP
holy shit the cringe
I'm fucked. It's the weatherman.
>>692372111
rick sanchez and morty smith i think im fine
Voltron.
Khalessi will come save me right??
>>692381191
Harrison Ford wasn't in Pulp Fiction
>>692381082
A lot of people die on that show since you're not his companion your rescue/mortality rate isn't looking too good
>>692372111
Chuck Norris from Delta Force. Fuck, I'm good.
>>692381130
>>692381201
>not knowing who is who
you faggots read much or just wait for your chance to launch an inept idiotic response? rhetorical question as i already know the answer
>>692381328
You retarded? He raped Marcellus Wallace in the ass while his friend watched.
>>692372111
I don't even remember when I last watched TV.
Arsenio hall.
>>692381567
Dude, he has a fucking tardis
Surest bet of all you faggots.
Heisenberg or Walter White so I think im good
>>692372111
HELL YEAH!
Cal Lightman, from Lie to Me!
Fucking merlin and dory....I might be ok....but I doubt it
11th Doctor? I'm peachy.
Jason Bourne!
>>692381628
That was Peter Greene dipshit, and his friend was Duane Whitaker
>>692381328
He was the gimp.
Rick from rick and morty so im safe
daenerys Targaryen?
>>692372111
Checked.
Detective Danny Reagan.
I'm in good hands
>>692381930
Are you talking about the European version?
>>692382020
The gimp was Stephen Hibbert, try again
>>692382182
What the fuck are you on about? Holy shit do a google search, get embarrassed you were wrong and then stop replying to me
>>692381150
>he is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge pussy
Except when it comes to turning someone's parents into chili.
>>692372111
>Daredevil
I'm probably good
>>692372111
Why didn't you just ask who is the last person you saw on TV?
>>692372682
>Svengoolie
>Mah nigga
Daxter Margoon
>>692382216
That's Harrison Ford's alias.
>>692372111
Lorne Malvo. I'll be A OK.
>>692382459
kek
>>692372111
thad from bms i think im fucked
John Oliver, the best pundit alive today
>>692382739
Oh wow he looks so different when using his alias almost like it's a completely different person
>>692382967
Wearing makeup
![paxman-465377[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zg0Vjc1.jpg "paxman-465377[1].jpg")
>>692372111
>last person
paxman to the fucking rescue
The fucking AVATAR.
Was watching Last Airbender series 8^)
Well, he's not as cool or reliable as the real Amazon or Alpha, but I think he could do the job nicely.
RIP AND TEAR AND MAKE CUTE NOISES!
>>692382365
You use google? Are you a bisexual or full blown homosexual?
JACK PALANCE.
believe it or not.
>>692382459
on a side note: this picture is very intruiging and im sure it would be nice to have such a statue in your house. however the god damn extra dildo on the floor totally messes up the fluidity and assembly of it all. my jimmies are rustled.
>>692383194
You know when you're proven wrong it's better just to ignore their posts instead of going the "lel i'm retarded xD" route
Jack Welker, im in good hands.
>>692372111
Fucking Hannibal from the A Team. So awesome.
