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Can i roll?
Will I find riches?
>>692353995
>>692352218
Fair enough.
Will I have babies?
>>692352218
Will Britain survive?
should i stop with betting on sport events?
>>692352218
will anything happen between us?
Will next week be ok?
>>692354410
okay.... roll again
>>692354515
maybe ?!?!
roll
is trump hot?
Is she cheating
>>692352218
Can we hang out together? :')
Will i bang her?
>>692355200
Thanks Satan, you're my m8 from now on.
Okay but please say this isn't new
>>692355311
Satan friendzoned you
Is my penis large enough to satisfy most women?
>>692355328
Well I don't think that'd change a lot because it's something that already happened. For real this time bud
Will I end up with her down the line?
>>692355496
Well fuck you too
>>692354359
Kek
>>692352218
does the bae want me to fist him?
>>692355604
Soon?
Will I get dubz?
will i get laid in college
>>692355661
Will we share class this coming semester?
>>692355724
The A&P Class?
Are you real
Satan do you have feminine penis?
Do you think he would also approve this?
Is it alright if I fuck a minor?
>>692355778
Did she change class because I'm in it?
>>692355816
You're just mad at me. You don't really know
Roll
Should I sleep with the 16yo even though I have a gf? She's so fucking hot I want to bury my dick balls deep in her throat.
>>692355853
Eventually? Does that mean I should get older first?
>>692352218
Are all musliums terriost?
She is thinking about me?
Will the wall be built
>>692355973
...Yes?
Will I get a away with murder ?
roll
>>692352218
will i live forever
will it ever happen?
>>692352218
Will it blend?
Roll
should i suck dixk for cash moneyyy
>>692352218
suck my ass satan
>>692356057
Well, since you're avoiding the question I'll ask something else. Is it alright if I fap to PC?
Will Trump win the elections?
Are you voting for trump?
>>692352218
>>692356148
No I won't do this you stupid faggot
>>692352218
should I get rx 480
Should I ask that cute girl out?
will that bitch in drivers ed suck my dick soon?
>>692352218
will my date go well tomorrow
>>692356251
My man satan lets build that wall
should i fap lol
should i kill myself?
>>692352218
Should I go out with her?
t
Will I go to heaven
Will you marry me :D
Will something change in a positive way?
will i ever fuck your mother satan?
will trump make america great again?
>>692356631
SHIT
is it gonna happen in greece?
>>692355859
Will I fuck her?
>>692356729
well that's a good deal
Satan i dont think you are real.
will my ex text me back
Will you please grant me the powers of telepathy, invisibility, flight and mind control?
Should 2b2t get rid of the Rushers?
does mathilda like me?
Is she thinking of me right now?
are withdrawals inevitable this time?
Will we get married?
should I be an hero
>>692352218
will trump win in novemba
Do I have the biggest dick?
:)
If Pinocchio says 'My nose will now grow.", is he lying or is he telling the truth?
>>692352218
is dramaalert gonna die?
will we breakup eventually?
Should I?
Should I literally end my life tonight?
>>692352218
Is it OK to cheat on GF if it's only once ?
Is it considered unethical if I wank my 3.27 inch peepee to gay midget porn while wearing my mom's lingerie and forcing my dog to watch?
Will my fucking slacker 32 y/o brother will leave home?
will i fuck tomorow?
Are you muslium?
anser my prayers
What time is it?
>>692352218
Do you love me?
Rape her?
does she luv me?
Are you better than niggers?
do you love me daddy?
make me a god you faggot
Should I offer a sacrifice?
>>692352218
Will I get her back
do i get her
Should tera nerf ninja class?
Am I getting my cock sucked tonight?
>>692352218
Am I fucked since last weekend?
Will my gf give me a bj when i get home?
Will I be able to eat today?
Will i puke out my expensive food in a few mins?
>>692358549
Is she gonna put my dick in her mouth tonight?
is my gf cheatung
>>692352218
Will I find what I'm looking for?
>>692352218
Will i get dubs?
>>692358727
>Only if you sell your soul to me
Neverrrrrrrrrrr
>>692352218
Will I go into the military?
when it will me over
>>692352218
is b kill?
Will I become reaver the revanant
Is it weird that i masturbate to Pictures of Auchwitz while stick razors in my bum?
>>692352218
Should I permanently quit watching porn, to escape the fact that my girlfriend is unattractive and that's all I can settle for, sadly?
>>692352218
Are you sure?
Do you exist
>>692358997
Thanks, Satan!
Is Santa real?
Will my mate fail his exam tomorrow?
>>692352218
Will she swallow my cum?
am i a total faggot
is 4chan hurting me
>>692352218
Will I ever get laid?
Should I fuck her?
Hi Satan, am i going to get laid this year?
is it ok to be jewish?
Will she swallow my cum?
Should I go for it
Must I ban Synkz ?
is brossadent gay ?
Is fred attractive to Swantje?
will i be rich ?
you eisxt really
Will I get raped by a deathclaw?
>>692352218
Will I ever become a success in life?
WILLLLLLLLLLLL I BE A VIRGIN/
Will the next season of game of thrones be any better?
Will my friend ever become a super soldier?
>>692359721
Hell yeah.
Bu dum tshh
>>692352218
is that a tumor on my nut?
Should I masterbate tonight?
roll
I can fuck someone in this year?
Will i fuck her soon?
>>692359839
good enough for me, thanks Satan
Is she trying to make me jealous?
Should I praise You?
>>692352218
will i get fired because of what happened yesterday?
Will I get dubs
If I kill myself will I go to hell.
>>692360025
Shes doing a really shitty job of it.. Does she want to fuck?
Do my studies have future?
>>692359877
And should I?
will i past the test
Dubs?
Will i ever experience love?
>>692360219
fuck
Will I aprove geo?
Is my friends job as a policeman a clever idea with future?
Will I fuck her this year?
>>692352218
Am I black?
is op a fag?
>>692352218
schould i rape a girl?
Is a girl I talk to frequently in love with me.
Satan pls
Is someone in love with my friend?
Do I have a personality disorder
I've it ?
am i satan?
>>692352218
can i have dubs?
>>692361522
...
Will haley and I start going out?
Will (name redacted) go out with me?
are niggers retarded?
pro tip: yes
will i fuck/rape her
Can i have a girlfriend now?
Reroll
>>692352218
Will I die soon?
will I get a safe supply?
>>692361696
kek why so good faggot satan
should i kill myself
>>692361684
No, I'm not asking god, I'm asking YOU
>>692352218
Will I have sex tommorow?
Is it how I think it is
can i fuck u ? or better will u fuck me ?
>>692352218
should i be worried
Will anyone ever care?
>>692361831
Fuck, was hoping for a yes. Reroll
so clearly will u fuck me pls ?
Is he still mad at me?
>>692352218
Will the cancer kill me befor i turn 30?
rollex
>>692361522
>WHOA
>>692362005
Hell yeah.
last time you said i was goibg to hell
am i still going
Will i fuck her?
Is he just trying to make me wanna die
Should I let big daddy keemsta give me cummies?
>>692352218
satan, could you make someone gift me technomancer ?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198022744585
>>692361522
haha real funny, you're satan right?
Are my feelings something new?
>>692352218
Will I make profit on my next half ounce?
at what age will my russian friend lose his virginity
Am i gay?
Will my boyfriend take me back and forgive me for cheating on him?
Am I going to die soon?
Would he do it if he had the opportunity
Will i rule the earth and take it back to a whole new level?
Will i ever have a piano and learn to play ir?
is this legitimate?
>>692352218
Will Europe fall into left-liberal-muslim demise?
>>692362524
Fuck this shyt man it's fake
Should I bet on Iceland ?
>>692352218
did u fucked her?
>>692362748
is this legitimate?
Am i gay
Can ya kill me please?
Please give me a good answer to this question I'm way too embarrased to write on here pretty please
>>692362678
WELL GG SATAN
>>692352218
FUCK YOU SATAN!
>>692362851
I dont like satan :(
>>692352218
i will try again, could you please make someone gift me technomancer ?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198022744585
>>692362834
Can i still suck dick
>>692362766
Cmoon, Satan, don't block, tell me please.
>>692362819
way too soon
btwn Never Bitch
>>692352218
will I go to hell?
I know Satanism is ultimate freedom, am i right?
Will William touch my dick by free will?
U know what im asking
Will I ever accomplish something in my life that my father would be genuinely proud of?
>>692352218
Will you please blow me?
>>692363056
>>692352218
can you make it now? i need it to not reach you too soon
Will she?
Will my he find out about the guys im seeing behind his back?
Well would that man at least enjoy it?
Will i get her
will you make me as rich as my hero donald trump?
Is my life shit?
>>692352218
will next weekend be a success?
Well you know what this is about.
>>692352218
Do I look good to females?
>>692363227
>>692352218
sorry bro, you should give me at least gta V and some other games over 50 euros, and ratajkowski for an hour for my soul, now, give me technomancer i command you !
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198022744585
>>692363225
Nice one.
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>>692352218
Will I get dem blus tonite??
Will I find happiness?
>>692352218
Is hilary more evil than yiu?
>>692352218
Will I be a supremo faggeto
>>692363574
I think yes
Do you even satan, Satan?
should I order?
>>692363495
>>692352218
not cool dude c'mon i'm pretty much on a tight spot, be a dear
Does moot still love us?
Will I ever be cured of the cancer that is this thread?
will i be rich?
>>692352218
I would like to be blessed with money, will you please assist me?
>>692363750
>>692352218
it's not a question give it to me and this game it's over
>>692363696
Satan is a bully
>>692352218
Should I order the vr set?
Will Trump win the presidential election?
>>692352218
Will I get laid this year?
>>692352218
will i get her back?
>>692352218
Should i fuck my ex? Even thou im now with a new girlfriend
Satan, should i masturbate today at least once?
I will have a lot of money to live a peacefull life without financial problems?
second question satan, can i jerk off?
are you god?
U know...
should I anally do my ex?
will i get a girlfriend
>>692352218
Will i get the tech job if i apply?
>>692352218
Should I pursue the second career I have been dreaming about this evening??
>>692352218
Will i make it?
Will I get the succ on vacation
Should i close gtfo of b and never come back again?
>>692352218
hello Satan, Sir, will i roll?
>>692364469
Tell me, demon!
Am I going to wet the needle on her birthday?
>>692364885
Do you want him to smite me for that?!
>>692352218
Will my masturbation problem go away?
Will i have the opportunitie to create consciousness in an AI?
>>692365043
OH NO, PLEASE HAVE MERCY
Is Hitler alive?
Will i get things done?
Should I kill myself before I'm 30?
>>692352218
should i break up with my girl satan?
I never felt affection this strong. I think that she may not be a perfect match as girlfriend, but I want to express my gratitute towards her somehow. I really don't know how at the moment, but should I do it at the near future?
Will I lose my virginity?
Will my plan of murder go succesfully tomorrow?
will i ever kill someone?
>>692365518
Bullshit, will I actually never lose it Satan?
>>692352218
Will I ever find a girlfriend?
When will hell freeze over?
will i ever lose my virginity
>>692352218
>>692362972
ok, pretty please ?
>>692365694
Reoll
am i going to be rich?
Will I pass this fucking schoolyear??
am i ever going ot find a gf?
will i be at UT starting my sophomore year?
Is this date gonna go well?
Will me and family be able to pay for college without any additional loans
will i be addicted?
reroll
>>692366046
Is she gonna want to fuck
>>692352218
am i gay
Will i die before 25
>>692352218
Can you send me some secret knowledge?
