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celeb fap thread
>>692346772
rihanna?
Pretty much
>>692347051
How's she so perfect?
>>692347193
nigranna
would lick n fuck that asshole for hours
>>692346592
>>692348531
anyone want to rp? ill be any celeb you want.
>>692348985
sure
>>692349081
who do you like? got kik?
>>692349165
do i dont have kik
>>692349249
i meant "no i dont have kik"
>>692349117
She's like a sex doll made of flesh.
Please, does ANYONE have any Meghan Trainor?
>>692349343
>>692349561
Kek
>>692349654
>>692349797
M-My M-Mistress Natalie Portman is one of the most b-beautiful woman in the world... she t-tells m-me I-I'm just an ordinary l-lad and have n-no business being with her so I always b-better r-remember to obey h-her every wish and whim whatever she w-wants... I-I t-tell h-her I know she's right and I-I w-will do my best t-to obey her in everything... She s-says my m-manhood is more akin to womanhood s-since it's barely visible and c-certainly doesn't f-fill her up or satisfy h-her in all the right places... S-So she says it's t-time f-for her t-to l-look for real men t-to satisfy her desires in bed... She says I-I can still live with h-her b-but I-I must find for her l-lovers where she can find h-her sexually solace.... I-I didn't w-want t-to at first b-but after she gave m-me m-many threats and choke holds I-I finally caved in t-to her demands and forever l-lost m-my right to b-be sole and undisputed Lord of Her Puss... This right h-has now b-been dispatched t-to the s-several l-lover bull men she has decided to take on... S-So far in the 6 w-weeks w-we have b-been doing this she h-has had 4 different m-men... All of which she t-tells m-me are hugely endowed with manly virtues which f-f-far outpace me... She i-is s-so completely s-satisfied with them she s-says she doesn't know h-how she lived before and they m-make m-me look like a joke in comparison...
>>692349843
>>692349873
>>692349797
I'd like to see that horrible cunt decapitated.
>>692349907
>>692349941
>>692349993
>>692349868
I hate the fuck out of you, but i love the fact that you probably started typing this shit at the start of the thread and it took you so long to finish it. Pathetic.
how does nobody like this girl? Best tits on the show
>>692349797
>>692349843
>>692349873
>>692349907
>>692349941
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>>692350050
Thread ruined
>>692350050
>>692350179
Just for you, bb
>>692348985
>>692349081
>>692349165
>>692349295
Jesus fucking Christ. Aspergers and body sweat is emitting through my screen. Please head to Switzerland and euthanize yourselves.
>>692349333
Very true.
Just perfection
>>692350220
damn i wanna fuck meghan trainor
>>692350101
>>692348531
i want them cheeks in my face
>>692350693
just begging for some dick
>>692350538
Is that a cock ring on her choker?
Who is this semen demon?
>>692351329
mah fuckin dick
>>692350681
MOAR
>>692351815
love those fucking legs
>>692349868
She s-says she is a virtually slave to their members and all d-day l-long she thinks about them and being with them some m-more... She doesn't know how all o-of this w-will end up b-but she d-does know n-now that she h-had a real m-man in h-her life and b-body she c-can n-never ever g-go back t-to b-being w-with m-me exclusively... She s-says she w-would r-rather die than give u-up having her bulls on a regular b-basis so I-I b-better get used t-to s-sitting at h-home twiddling m-my thumbs and w-waiting f-for her while she i-is s-sitting on h-her bull's lap... I-I t-told h-her the p-pain of separation I-I f-feel from sitting at h-home while she is gone is v-very great and I-I wish there w-was a w-way I-I could avoid it... I would d-do anything... Then she s-smiled a great and b-bitter smile at m-me and c-called m-me a cuck extraordinaire saying she w-will consider allowing m-me t-to tag along w-with her and w-watch in the c-corner of the r-room while during the session the bull ravages h-her tiny frame in multiple w-ways... She s-says you w-will watch m-me moan and scream with excitement in w-ways you never could m-make m-me because you are n-not g-good enough... Then she s-said she will consider using m-me as a slave t-to assist in their love-making... I-I will use all n-necessary m-means t-to ensure their session is f-filled w-with the m-most enjoyment p-possible...
>>692352008
Me too, me too.
>>692352116
It took you 21 minutes to write that fucktard, and nobody is going to read the whole thing.
>>692352246
wish my face was between those thighs
>>692353159
The fuck is wrong with her ear?
Prolly just a bad shop...
>>692351038
Dove Cameron.
>>692353447
Nudes? Slips? Anything?
>>692353623
>>692353623
This is supposedly her
>>692352435
>>692350076
I-I'm very s-sorry g-good and noble s-sir; it's alpha dudes l-like you that m-m-make me look like the pathetic b-beta I am... M-My mistress says she l-loves strong and powerful m-men s-so it's m-my d-duty t-to ask you if your m-member is big: l-like b-big enough t-to satisfy m-my beautiful mistress... I-I assure you as you c-can see she is a special l-lady and c-certainly on your p-part you won;t b-be disappointed w-with h-her... You w-will f-find h-her completely satisfactory in b-bed and should you w-wish she would probably allow y-you to p-punish h-her if she doesn't s-satisfy you in every w-way p-possible...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10631216
vote
>>692354008
>supposedly
It hasn't been given the CSI mole matching treatment?
Anon demands ariel winter before boobjob
>>692354136
What kind of faggot would vote "no" to this?
>>692354824
I think you know who
>>692346655
rhianna has no ass, perky tits tho
>>692354417
>>692354357
You're a CSI mole matching treatment
>>692354136
Yes I'd still watch.
>>692355902
Her piercing eyes and succulent lips make my cock harder than anything
>>692354717
No one ?
>>692354136
You have an illness.
>>692356123
Those lips?
>>692354495
Anyone have any fakes of Selena on a bbc?
>>692356314
Its called Taytay fever.
>>692355981
She's so lewd
>>692348531
Illusory ass
>>692356688
Selena
>>692356762
Wish photos of her and Selena leaked
>>692356797
love me some rashida
>>692356866
sniffing each others feet
>>692357061
Among other things
>>692357242
>>692354136
Voted yes
>>692356436
The problem isn't Taylor. It's your obsession with black guys fucking her, and you watching.
>>692356444
>>692356525
thick as fuck
>>692356334
god she makes me sooo hard
>>692354064
I-I-I f-feel I-I m-may had opened a pandora's box b-by allowing her to have all these bulls... She h-has b-been acting m-much m-more aggressive t-towards m-me lately... she h-has b-been ordering m-me t-to do all sorts of jobs and chores around the house: more and m-more she is acting like she is the complete b-boss of the house and I have very l-little say about what things are to be d-done... She t-told m-me last night when she finally g-got h-home from her bull s-session that I was t-to take over all the chores in the house s-so that she can completely r-relax and r-rest all day... she s-s-says she n-n-needs to be keeping herself in prime c-c-condition for her bull sessions because they t-t-take so much out of her and she can't be b-bothered with simply stuff like upkeeping the h-house... she s-says she is a completely c-committed m-mistress n-now and h-her life and mine t-too revolves around k-keeping up with her 4 bull sessions a week: every b-bull g-gets a special day w-with h-her once a w-week... she s-says I-I m-must work f-from n-now on doubly h-hard t-to make sure everything is in order at the house and with h-her and the c-car to make sure she is not l-late when they m-meet...
>>692357657
Y u mad tho?
>>692356646
Isn't it absolutely sexy?
Demi
>>692358661
She's racist against white guys
>>692358439
I've been fapping to her since she was 13.
>>692359148
fuck yes
>>692359252
my man
>>692358955
I only recently found out who she was. Been making me hard ever since
>>692359389
Boy, that are some really bad faking skills
>>692360156
I would like to imagine Demi and Selena together ;)
>>692359415
>>692359415
>>692358439
>>692355981
Who is she? Why don't you fuckers ever post names?
>>692361134
>why don't you fuckers ever post names
Why don't you stupid fucking newfags ever read the goddamn filename?
>>692350673
meghan trainor's agent detected
>>692361050
Dem tits
>>692361581
Perfect.
>>692361711
Her face is a bit reptilian, but other than that, she's built to fuck.
>>692361886
How about here?
>>692362010
goofy uneven tits
>>692362010
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/demi-lovato-wont-date-white-7894446
She is racist against white guys
>>692356997
>>692361886
>>692362010
>>692362206
Something about her eyes and nose is weird. Not that I would not hit that. Her body is insane.
>>692362567
Cry about it then. Some girls don't like white dick. Who cares!!!
>>692362930
I hope that hair in her cleavage is someone else's..
Dove Cameron is literal perfection holy fucking shit
>>692361134
>>692361305
That's what I fucking thought. Stay quiet, you inbred faggot. Learn how to fucking read before you start shitposting
>>692363473
Waifu for reasons.
>>692363731
Damn anon, read the file names before you make yourself look like an idiot.
>>692364600
wh..wha? Where is this from? moar?
>>692363962
viking princess getting some love finally
>>692364600
Some movie she's filming
>>692365057
>>692346236
so would you believe the ugly guys losers when the ugly guys losers say is better then the popular people that is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce well thats what the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers do that is ugly as shit and is lame as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and try to be better then everybody and the popular people and thats another proof the popular people proved the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce is pathatic and got rejected by the popular people and is ugly as shit with there ugly as shit faces and is lame and is ugly
and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers piss off the popular people actors and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit plus smell like shit like beyonce and try to be better then everybody and the popular people
so fuck the fake ugly people losers club with the ugly as shit ugly guys losers that think is better then everybody but is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce
>>692354008
i want the CSI thing on this
>>692365267
My two favorites
>>692361305
>>692363731
>>692364056
There are no filenames displayed for people not using a computer, you dipshit.
>>692365436
Maybe click on the file and look again you fucktard. Fucking newfags.
>>692346592
More plz
>>692365357
At least Selena doesn't hate white guys.
>>692365753
Cerie from 30 rock.. I found a pornstar that kind of looks like her... Nancy A
>>692365608
You don't think I tried that well before you went excessively apeshit on me instead of taking .7 seconds to type a name? There's nothing there. Fuck you.
>>692366334
Bella Thorne
>>692366486
Thank you. ^_^
>>692366334
also hold your finger over the fucking bottom of the picture and the file name will pop up you retard.
Just posted on her Snapchat.
Bella Thorne btw, for all you fucking retards out there.
>>692366662
No problem.
>>692367025
Thanks for the tip.
>>692365436
Use mimi, idiot
>>692367590
I want to eat all that
>>692367825
Who doesn't?
>>692367786
No.
>>692367825
yeah man, i fucking love zico coconut water
>>692346948
Sauce
>>692348531
Just because she's famous doesn't mean she's an asshole.
>>692350538
If her eyes were any further apart they'd be off her face.
>>692349797
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>>692350050
listen here you sick sad fuck, being attracted to fat women is not normal. Your fetish is disgusting and you really need to be ashamed of yourself. The world has no room for degenerates like you. go die in a fire.
>>692369557
If your dick would be any smaller it would create a hole.
>>692350101
I wouldn't know, because ive never seen them. post nudes or don't post at all you faggots.
>>692371097
>>692350523
Id like to stick my little finger up his ass, moar?
>>692362990
above all
>>692364600
SAUCE thooo
>>692371097
moar
