Today is agonizingly slow... what does /b/ do when their day is going by too slowly? or what motivates you?
I just had a shit that had earthy tones to it and an underlying sooty atmosphere. The smell was not ripe and foul but subdued and calming. Almost like the smell of burning wood when you walk into a warm cabin and a fire's going, except wet and more mossy. It was absolutely sublime, really. Oddly enough it was green streaked with yellow in color and appearance. All in all one of the better, nay the best, smelling shits I've ever had.
i live away from the city so it really sucks for me, i dont even get to see my friends, just the same routine every single day. also if you're OP, or OP if you're reading this, i forgot to mention your 0's are classy as fuck. at least in 5 minutes ill get to see some football
You will feel like this when you aren't doing anything that stresses you ,and when you do something that does stress you ,you will want to be bored just embrace life as it is ,no happiness just happy moments
Thanks, I wrote it all before I realized I was commenting on a delicate gentle-lady's post. I blushed rose with chagrin.
In all seriousness tho I've never had a poop smell that good before. don't know what I ate.
Yeah, we have a farm, I could try and tame some of the animals? God, it's so boring around here. I've resulted to telling my dog fictional stories with enthusiasm to pass time
Yeah, in the middle of nowhere... and thanks
Pic related, my front yard
>what does /b/ do when their day is going by too slowly?
Browse /b/, of course. Sorry, can't help you there bc I've been in the same boat all day. But I only have another half an hour left. So I bid you adieu.
What I've been thinking about all day.
Got to get my rep to lvl 5 baby!
Repeat, 5 days a week.
then i know exactly how you feel. sadly no answer for it, otherwise i wouldn't be bored all day either. what sucks even more is that my family except for my mother went abroad for 2 months but I couldn't because exams. i guess try to break routine or something. anyway, time to root for my country, gl finding something to do.
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
I demand you stop this incessant needless faggotry at once.
Post another Timestamp, your first one was Photoshop.
Enjoy slow days while you can. You're probably too young to worry about real life stuff, like job, bills, kids education, mortgage, etc. So, enjoy your slow days. Those are the best days of your life.
So, people say I'm pretty motivated and dedicated to certain things. I have never considered myself that way, I just figure out what needs to be done in order to get what I want and if I'm willing to go that far.
My problem is I'm not very creative. It's coming up with things to do in the first place.
>slow days, best days of your life.
Holy fuck your quite the looser anon
Yeah, we have 89 acres with nice trails and ponds to fish in, just that the weather has been rainy this week. I live 40 minutes away from town. Always have to leave my phone in the window for service.
Sorry to hear... did you do well on the exams? Lol
How old are you? Maybe you can help me out with the area lol
Fapping is SO dis interesting, and instagram.com/brandibanana probably shouldn't have said this but whatever, this is like my second day on here
easy. go ride that quad.. go do some bushcraft / hike through the woods.. build a shelter / fire and practice your skillz. your lucky to have property.. sure beats growing up in poverty in some ghetto, be grateful for what you have
How about another timestamp OP, this one is not real.
Thank you, I'm sort of worried bout college. Isn't that like the first step towards... adulting?
Sorry OP here, I have bad internet. Well, people have said the same of me and I guess I'm creative... I just get in these moods where I put myself down and it's unbearable
Trust me, all that you listed there has happened countless times! Just gets lonely
damn that's a lotta land. We only lived 5 minutes from town but not like it mattered when I didn't have a car. Our street sucked too, just a narrow road with a giant hill in the middle that was impossible to pedal up.
I used to put myself down all the time. Sadly I wish I could offer you more advice but it is something that gets better with time. A little bit of experience goes a long way, and unfortunately it doesn't come quick, and it's usually kinda painful.
i usually open the windows and let fresh air flood the room (if it´s not too hot) - then i get myself some coffee and fire up my hifi blasting some uplifting music while lying in bed chatting with friends over WA or i work a bit on my music if i got enough motivation - success/progress in music making is a very good motivator because it makes me happy
so I can't post a meme to a copy, fuck off
Yeah, I used to bike... not anymore
Just take small breaks often, don't want to overload yourself
Thanks! Got a camera for my birthday the other year and I'm obsessed... not too much to photograph besides them :)
Well, I really like helping people and I don't think it's just a distraction. But maybe. When I help people I don't feel selfish. My biggest fault is feeling selfish, it's awful
I read something about that once. Had to do with the difference between being a caretaker and a caregiver. One gives because they feel the need to and it makes them feel better. The other gives when he sees someone in genuine need.
It's a delicate balance though, you gotta look out for other people in this world still, can't all be about you.
Thanks, I like music, too.
I haven't smoked weed in 8 months lol
I told you this is my second day on here... I think my friends and I found this site in 8th grade? Should I take a selfie timestamp? I think my friends were stupid and put our school name on here and someone from /b/ sent a bomb threat, got us out of school for a week
I said WV, just got out of a relationship not wanting that again
Well, just because I believe in God doesn't mean I can't surf the web. I guess it means I shouldn't be as desensitized as I am... but, I pray about that
This thread is so boring, no tits or anything. Why in the fuck did OP even make a timestamp if she was going to ask people about their day? The only reason to do that is to get a rise out of someone.
ah, WV, didn't see .. too bad.. well don't let one bad relationship convince you we're all bad.. good luck op. pic related, me..
You know it's summer when it takes to the 14th post to tell this stupid bitch for tits or to get the fuck off
some programming (openGL), played muh geymz (CoJ: Gunslinger, Life is Strange) and went to shop (bought strawberries, pretty good). yesterday finished uni exams so finally i have time to do nothing.
mainly programming in my free time
>inb4 go back to /v/
>inb4 go back to /g/
Should have taken a more flattering picture but I'm over it
Summertime the thread.
>kill yourselves faggots
Why did she post her face? She could have just said, "Anon here, blah, blah, ect" The only reasons femanons time stamp is to prove it's really their tits in that kind of thread. This is just an attention seeker, that's the only reason this thread has post.
Lol it's cool, really, I mean I think it's proven that every person enjoys the smell of their own poop? I hear enough about it from my brother, now he's moved out. Never thought I'd miss his weird stories
God this post is depressing, I'll go now, thanks for the chat guys, I guess I'll finish this drawing and it'll be up on my page soon, hopefully
what kind of music do you like?
i mainly listen to electronic music mostly but more often than a few years ago i listen to classic/indie or alternative rock and i really find much pleasure in it!
pic related (but not from now)
Thank god, please don't ever come back you're a degenerate attention seeking little slut, no one appreciates your kind, and if anyone says otherwise they're a horny 16y/o whiteknighting wanting to get in your pants, kys already.
which electro do you like? not sure if electro, but i listen to: go dark, fucking werewolf asso, M|O|O|N, Sexy Suicide, some electro swing (parov stelar, caravan palace), and a little of dubstep
So your a guy right? Man face, jaw and chin, and man hands. Can we see those tits and penis?
Been spending the day doing a mix of drawing, browsing /b/, playing Overwatch, and fapping. The entire day has been set to a soundtrack of Tyler, the Creator.
I'm too tired to go and skate with my friends, so I'm in basically the same boat as you.
wtf is this, fuck man, why so normal, i don't get it.
like serieusly man, wtf is going on here? why is she so normal? why is she on here? wtffff i''m just fuckin....blown away by this situation man
So much summer in one thread...
I bet you spend you're free time correcting errors on Facebook.
>Casting my line
i used to listen to electro years back, but once i discovered the giant universe of trance-music i ditched all other genres (almost totally) and dug into the melodic heaven of electronic music
i know parov stelar, he´s from austria too - has some cool tunes - makes you dance always!
Mfw Aryans were Mediterranean brownies during the times when Mesopotamia was relevant. Oh you mean Hitler's "Aryans", the one's that have their magical blonde hair and blue eyes, those are called, and forgive me if the word isn't as short and easy to understand as the catchy "Aryan Race", Caucasian.
not gonna lie, thought you were holding a maxi pad
honestly, i was a bit confsed and overreacted really just a little bit.
i wasn't even thinking about bait or anything. it's just a game you made up in your head because we're all a bit paranoid arn't we.
ps: i'm not really new nor old, about 2 years on this site i guess
Humm, I bet your a small B in bra.
you're 18 or 20
From the midwest, to the East.
Have self esteem issues
If your foot is any larger than a 8.5 in woman's your going to get taller.
>t's "spelt" it can be spelt both ways,
Only by retards like the ones that pronounce forte as FORTAY. Fuckin douchebags fucking up an already fucked up language.
Spelled vs. spelt
In American English, spelt primarily refers to the hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe, and the verb spell makes spelled in the past tense and as a past participle. In all other main varieties of English, spelt and spelled both work as the past tense and past participle of spell, at least where spell means to form words letter by letter or (with out) to make clear. Outside the U.S., the two forms are interchangeable in these uses, and both are common.
But when spell carries the sense to temporarily relieve (someone) from work, spelled is the preferred form throughout the English-speaking world. This is a minor point, though, as this sense of spell is rarely used outside the U.S., where it is most common.
>calling human history from the past ~2500 years evolution
Evolution is a constant process, you triple nigger.
>mfw this guy wants to get fucked by guys
>mfw he wouldnt webcam and make loads more like a straight guy
Woahhhh woaah, take it easy whiteknight no one is getting in her panties today she didn't even put her shoe on her head. But seriously though she is pretty fucking ugly now killyourself you berrypicking whiteknight faggot
a stupid newfag tells her about it thinking he's being trendy and cool, she thinks it's just a website where other betas like her friendzoned friend chill, so she uses it to her advantage to gain new followers for her instagram and snap chat