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/b/ why aren't you bisexual?

You can get fucked like a bitch-boy
You can fuck a bitch-boy
you can fuck a bitch

There are no downsides. Also, general fag thread.
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>>692327450
I am bisexual, and also into furries even though I'm not a furfag.
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>>692327450
Why does his taint look like a vagina? Is he a hermaphrodite?
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I'm bi and love being a submissive girly bitch in bed
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>>692327450
...I am?
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fuck me here is my kik imurdope
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>>692327583
I want a fursuit or a partial one day

>tfw you won't ever be pounded for hours on end by a big buff wolfman late into the night
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Not comfortable with coming out.. Also as much as i enjoy the thought of sucking fat cock and getting fucked at the same time with a chick watching... I dont think itd be as fun in reality... More a gay/bi fetish than anything... Experimented and it was cool but even with a 5/10 trap when i was finished i just wanted to dip. (the def not passing one i hooked up with did make me cum like 8 times in an hr with his mouth.... That was pretty neat)
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>>692327450
but i am bisexual. i am the cockreceiver only though
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>>692327450
bisexual mastur race
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>>692327450
I am but I'm too manly looking to be a sub
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>>692330918
Me too. I only wanna swallow a load or get fucked like a bitch
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>>692327450
meeting up with a guy who i fucked a few times soon and he wants to fuck my ass this time as well

not sure how i feel about this
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Because I do not find men sexually attractive. No judgement against people who do. Just not my thing.
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>>692327450

by the time i realised id be into that shit i was already in a committed relationship with a woman who im now married to

if for some awful reason i found myself singl again i'd definitely find some dude to rail for a while
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I feel like many women that know, that you are gay or bisexual, don't want to be with you anymore as you are not manly enough for them. Sure you will find others but it might always be weird and so you might want to keep the gay part for yourselfes at least.
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I am Bisexual and I must say I'm enjoying it immensely.

Oh and really into hentai as well.
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fuckin faggots
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>>692331725
B
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>>692331798
Do you really feel this way or are you just trying to bait? I am interested.
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>>692327450
Kys
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>>692331445
Should bring up the possibility of doing stuff with guys.
My fiance and I are both bisexual, so we agreed that I can do whatever I want with guys and she can do what she wants with girls.

Win/win baby.

Only problem is my state seems to be devoid of gay guys that aren't old, hairy, buff, or douchebags. Need mo twinks.
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I'm bi curious and maybe if I'm drunk enough I'll try and suck some dick, but like heavy drunk, sometimes you need to suck dick before you realise you don't like sucking dick. Also if I as bi then I would never get fucked.
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Im Bi been with both sexes but swing waaaay more to females

Had partners gay male\straight female that had issues with me being bi

Fuck them
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>>692332019

Nah my wife would never go for it.

thats funny if i was gonna bang a guy i'd want it to be a manly man. i'm attracted to men on a physical level only and i guess thats probably why i like masculine men
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>>692329810
fursuit sex:
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Kittykins-Irradiated-Rabbit-in-Impatient-Cat-fursuit-yiff-12789881
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>>692327450
Knock it off with this shit will you?

I wanna fuck older women but you don't see me calling myself a motherfucker
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>>692330250
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>>692332327
You never know until you ask.
Maybe she'd be into watching you fuck/get fucked by another man.
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anyone got some good man dominating twink porn?
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>>692332471

jesus thats vile. your ass hole looks like a surgical scar
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>>692332019
What state is that?
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>>692327450
I am so stfu u fat poof

>>692327583
Same I like my furry porn

>>692327881
I wanna rape you with my tongue
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>is bi
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>>692332600
Oregon. Portland specifically, so y'know, full of hipsters and potheads too.
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>>692327450
Because chubby big boobs
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>>692332596
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>>692332726
Mm can I see your penis babe. :)
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>>692332983
No fucking way. I always figured that Oregon would be FULL of cute twinks and trannies and shit. Here in Michigan, there is almost completely nada and sodomy / "crimes against nature" laws are still somewhat enforced, with police in some area's even doing stings where they put out ads on craigslist and then bust the guy who shows up.
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>>692333118
You need to shave your ass. Fo real.
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>>692333127
Don't have any pics on this. You got kik or a throwaway email? I love that body
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>>692333424
Nah man. Funny enough, most of the twinks I find online are in the South.
I went on Grindr once and literally every guy I saw was one or more of the following:
- Old
- Hairy
- Way too buff
- Had that "douchebag" look
- Hipster
- The "talks about nothing but weed" pothead
- Fat

It fucking sucks.
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>>692333424
Also from Michigan and have lived in Florida as well. For as conservative as Florida is, Michigan is by and far worse when it comes to gays and really anything sexual. Masturbating in public can get you 2 years in prison in Michigan, and getting caught twice can get you labelled a sexually delinquent person where you can be imprisoned FOR LIFE or be forced into psychiatric commitment, forcibly drugged, etc.

Meanwhile, aggravated assault and battery in Michigan is defined as causing serious bodily injury and has the same max sentence as indecent exposure.

Crazy shit. I know all of this cause I got 93 days in jail ON A FIRST OFFENSE at the age of 25 for getting caught jerking off in my car, AT NIGHT, with nobody around.
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>>692333701
Thanks sweetie turning a guy on is the hottest thing ever :P. Yes what's your snapchat
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Will fuck a guys ass if he lives in Norway close to me.
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>>692333869
>- The "talks about nothing but weed" pothead
>- Fat
My kind of guys
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>>692330988
It looks like it's trying to whisper to me
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>>692334021
What county?
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>>692334051
Ah, don't have snapchat and memory is full on this :(
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>>692327450
i tried being bisex.
i was both top and bottom with different partners. but i didn't like it. i am not sure, i didn't like it because of my not-so-decent partners or i am not into guys at all.
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>>692334261
Oakland.
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>>692334193
It's whispering "gimme my skin back" followed by fart soundz
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Creeps me out being around you gay fags
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>>692334138
With those two it was usually one or the other, not both.

I'd have better luck just flying out of state to fuck someone than I would finding somebody here tbh.
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>>692334491
Poobreath nigger
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>>692334491
don't worry, not all faggots want to fuck you
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i wasnt bi till game of thrones, I want to deposit so many loads in Tommen it hurts. I bet fucking that hole is better than any pussy ive ever had.
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>>692334592
At least its not dick breath
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>>692334816
Dick breath is better than poobreath

Roast beef > shit any day you scat addict
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>>692334693
I am all faggots and yes I do. Even as a single faggot, fucking non-faggots who don't like faggots is the hottest thing ever, hot enough to overcome anything to do with their appearance.
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>>692334716
Is tommen the lil speccy poof?
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>>692334579
Yeah iktf bro all the guys round here are fat old men
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>>692335275
I'm just lucky my job pays well enough that I actually could fly out of state just to fuck somebody and not have to worry about bills.
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>>692335158
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>>692335580
Lucky you I've got no skills and my jobs shit. Practically neet
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>>692327450
I am.
If its attractive, I fuck it, who cares what gender.
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>>692335593
IDFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't watch game of thrones but someone made a thread about the lil speccy poof from got and everyone had stiffies in the thread
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>>692335795
I just work as an entry level security guard lol. $11/hr, but my bills are low.
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>>692335911
that's the spirit
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>>692336149
I'm £7.50 an hour. Fookin shit. I was looking for jobs in nature but all the jobs were basically fall guys for big corporations
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>>692327450
oh b-but i am...
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>>692336309
thanks, tomorrow I meeting with my little mexican bitchboy to facefuck him
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>>692327450
i'd love to get fucked like a bitch boy, but i'd like to be forced or blackmailed. but i don't know how to achieve that
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I'm asexual, actually.

Hetero, bi and transgender people are scum.
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>>692336623
Fancy a lick?
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>>692331263
the head hurts the most but after a while its fine just power through
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>>692337200
what about gay???
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>>692337394

Bi= gay and lesbians
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>>692336995
I like the idea of having a smooth femboy fuck my ass and dominate me with his little cock. I'm quite a manly dude and the thought of swaggering about the town with my friends, getting a text and having to hurry home cause my dom is waiting in his panties and thigh highs drives me wild
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>>692331997
Fuck you nigger kys
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>>692337583
i get that feeling, for some reason i'd love it to be a trap that fucks me. would be awesome if i didn't even knew it was a trap, just have a good night out, meet someone and then then end up being surprised that "she" has a bigger cock than you, and she is really intent on using it .
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>>692338103

Why open a thread in /b/ and not in /LGBT/?
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>>692336995
craigslist. "Looking for gay rape rp" if you get someone, type them stuff in private ie: I will leave the door unlocked, take me in the alley, sneak up on me, etc
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>>692338103
Yeah totally this slim soft guy luring you in then hammering your ass with his cock. Shocked and ashamed the next day, asking yourself how it happened and knowing you loved it so much there's no going back
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>>692336623
I would fuck you for hours until your throat was sore from screaming (and.. you know (; ).
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Bi till the day I die.
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>>692336623
damn u hot
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>>692338465
i'm not OP, though in my exepreicne /b/ is acutally more enthousiastic about sissy stuff than /lgbt
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>>692339160
WE LIKE DA WILLIES :3
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My kik : Scottmc3
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>>692339160

You need to lurk more.

/b/ hate faggots
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I don't think I'm bi. I've fooled around in the shower with another guy once, but i was so fucking crunked on several types of drugs at the moment. I'd be interested in fucking a trap, but I'm worried that after we're done and I'm not horny anymore it'll just be super awkward and I'll feel disgusted with myself. I've also recently come into contact with a trap that lives an hour away. I'm conflicted about if I should invite him/her over or not.
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Good enough cock for boipussi?
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>>692339443
that's just a vocal minority it seems. you can literally go on /b/ any time of day and find atleast 1 bi/sissy/cuck thread.
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>>692327450
Because gay men treat me the same way straight women do:
>active avoidance and passive judgement
Not to mention that my sex-drive is in free-fall.
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>>692337224
>>692338723
>>692338848
thanks, sure, maybe, but i have to tell you all i really love is vintage supras
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>>692327811
its just a roll in the skin
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>>692339811
Nice. I love tanks
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>>692339811
combo check'd
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FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
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>>692340454
Emo poof
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>>692340592
what is poof mean
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>>692340755
Homosexual
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>>692340814
why, it not american word for fags
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>>692340988
You poof
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>>692340592
I agree. Fuckin emo poofs

>>692340755
Yeah, it's like POOF! I'M GAY! shit.
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>>692341226
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>>692341108
Fuckin emo poofs mate
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I suck dick and take it in the ass but only at gloryholes cause im not gay
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>>692340988
because in england a fag is a cigarette or a stick, and a faggot, or fagget, is a bundle of sticks, and a faggeter is someone who collects bundles of sticks
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>>692341314
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>>692327450
Because the voice of most gays and bisexual people are annoying as shit.
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>>692341428
>gloryholes don't exist
>watches a lot of porn
>virgin
you're not gay, yet.
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>>692341631
that's only flamers who have the campy voices
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>>692341438
AH! Take it easy now let's all relax. J-just put the gun d-down okay? We can t-talk about this........you emo poof :)
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>>692341108
sounds too british, just like the cuck fad
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>>692341438
Also a fag is a boy in public school who is a servant to an older boy
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>>692341812
It gets better. In England they spell it puff

They're fuckin idiots
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I like my dick only. Also tried getting my wang in a chicks arse before. Never liked it.. always lost bone when trying to put it in. But puss tits legs feet. Yes. I can see why traps would be doable. But the fact that its a dude blowin me would make me turn to hard drugs or some shit. I could easily be bi but the downside outweighs the oh shit i got off upside. Too much beauty in women
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>>692342582
>boominglaughter.wav
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>>692341438
I love emos. I would fuck you SO FUCKING HARD.

You have no idea, cutie.
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I'm not bi because my conservative relatives would disapprove and I would look like a bitch to everyone that I previously had proved my manliness to.
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>>692343371
Teeheehee u like ballslapping
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>>692343371
Even though I want nothing more than to be fucked like a little bitch. Being restrained and fucked against my will is my greatest turn-on.
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>>692343371
Iktf buddy I was confused about my sexuality so became a real angry bigot and got in lots of fights and basically became a cunt to prove my manliness

Then I met a beautiful guy in college and couldn't resist him. I'm a better person now I've accepted I'm bisexual
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>>692343855
Same here
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>>692342073
Where the fuck do you get your English knowledge, dickhead?
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>>692344292
Ur mums hairy balls. CUNT!!!!! Fuck you
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>>692344435
>fuck you
Yes please
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>>692344811
Oh? Where you at? I can be rough or gentle
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>>692332327

Don't ask your wife, trust me friend. My wife knows I'm bi but I know she doesn't like it. She gets waaay the fuck jealous if I get hit on by a guy (or get too drunk and get flirty) more so over hitting on/getting hit on by a chick.

It's still fun to joke around about though, like my man harem in Fallout 4. Just don't ever get serious about it. It's up there, if not worse, than asking her if you can fuck her friend or another girl.
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>>692327450
i have fantasies about being fucked by an older guy, but i don't find men attractive.
however i often think to be submissed, loved by a man in bed
>should i try?
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>>692345489
Do it!! It's great having new experiences!
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>>692344055
I'm still a (manly) badass, actually. I just want to "fool around." I don't think I'm completely bi, because I'm ONLY attractive to guys that basically look like girls. Or extremely feminine guys that are often mistaken for girls. Femininity alone is still too manly for me. For example, I think Jesus is ugly. And I hate manly men. Only sexy submissive bitches. Lol.

But I'd prefer a hot, tight female body, of course. But a cute, emo teen boy with a tight, sexy, feminine body and long hair is almost just as sexy. But he better shave...
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>>692327450
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>>692345489
>i have fantasies about being fucked by an older guy, but i don't find men attractive.
>however i often think to be submissed, loved by a man in bed
Try a T-girl, I recommend it ;)
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>>692341790
oh rite the shooter; it's only a s&w so unless you're a cardboard target or korean grocery store you're completely safe

>>692341954
the more you know

>>692343118
i'm really not that emotional i just like fuschia and black
>oh shit maybe i am emo
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>>692345981
Rofl well I was like that but now I'm more open to guys I like a manly man myself every now and again but I love feminine soft types that I can pamper and treat.

I secretly love the way my current squeeze points out my faggotry. Like I'll call him gay then he'll talk about our sex life and how I'll head round to his house as soon as he asks me to
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>>692327450
I am bisexual.

Unfortunately it's really difficult to find a sissy bottom to fuck while my girl watches. Cause it's mostly 50 year old gross fatties down where I live.
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Sticking my dick in some dude's hairy asshole is the most disgusting thing I can think of.
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I'm bi and only fuck with big cock not atracted to men dont give a shit how do you look, if you got a big cock i'm your bitch
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>>692346271
>>692346271
Plssss more feet
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ITT The mentally ill
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>>692327583
I think I'm bi curious but I fucking love me some fur porn
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>>692346271
Oh.....I k-knew that.....hehe. I fooled you. Excuse m-me I gotta change my underwear. Can I suck your toes?
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>>692346940
hi
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>>692345981

I'd still say pretty bi, just really picky, which alot of us tend to be. It doesn't make you less manly, it really doesn't fucking matter. I like both, own several guns, camp and hike 14ers for fun, and part of a HEMA group that beats the shit of of each other and at tournaments with steel swords and fairly minimum padding. Who the fuck cares, just be yourself.

Also, I got this funny image of you looking a portrait of buff Jesus with a "Ugghh.." expression lol.
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>>692332019
Same situation as you. I'm really only interested in topping bottom twinks.

Corpus Christi Texas sucks.
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>>692347071
Rofl gay not manly at all
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>>692346469
i woud love to be the bottom for that, especially if she gets vocal while watching.
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>>692346614
>implying you wouldn't be the bottom
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>>692346203
Ok, but not easy fo find I guess
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>>692346796
>>692347009
kay sure i guess why not?
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>>692346614
>>692347406
>implying he wouldn't be the cuck
>implying he wouldn't rim the bottoms hairy sweaty stinky ass
>implying he would rim the tops hairy ass while the top breeds the bottom
>implying he wouldn't suck the tops cum out the bottoms hairy hole afterwords
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>>692346420
Nice, I'm not fucking any guys and I have never done it. But I'd probably go for a hot, sexy, submissive sissy ass fuckboy that bites his sleeve and loves screamo and anime. I'd fuck him until he cries. Seriously. Lol.
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>>692347213

I'm gonna make you sound like the Hamburglar when you '"Rofl Rofl" my cock in your mouth.
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>>692347714
Lol well I got with a guy who was a mix of emo and skater. He was tight and fuuuuuuck and smelled of flowers. It was heaven. My latest squeeze is alt himself
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>>692347790
I'm gonna grab your belt, lift you over my shoulder and stick your face in the mud while taking your wallet and smacking your butt cause you're a big Jessie sissy girl
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>>692347595
Fanks
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>>692327450
Always bi, had crushes on boys at school but only like pretty twinks and only got to know two cuties who I had sex with, I need more!
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my biggest fantasy is to be in a relationship with a guy who completely dominates me, insists I keep my body clean shaven and suck his cock every day

i just want to be somebody's femboy slut to own and use but sadly I am fukken hueg tall and it can never be

why even live
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>>692330988

why does your dick look like deadpool's skin?
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>>692348545
U wnt my hAiry c0k in ur mouf?
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>>692348722
because it's all scartissue just like deadpool it's what happens when you mutilate one.
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>>692348258

I'm gonna go full Rey Mysterio Jr. and Hurricanrana your face into the mud next to me. Then we can make out and go get drinks. But you have to pay since you stole my wallet.
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>>692349190

thankful to be uncut
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>>692348675
You remind me of someone. I'll give you his kik.

You 2 might get along.

bazooca123
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house music and bisexuality go hand in hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYoPOJCeJvU
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>>692349294
same here.
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>>692339519
i feel the same way about the topic

any anons got any experience with this?
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>>692349208
Imma grope you while we make out and "accidentally" grab your thigh when we're having drinks.

Seriously though you sound like a nice manly man and my type of guy
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613 fem boy?
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>>692349345
heheh, I have that same toy.
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>>692349294
>>692349434
same here
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>>692347595
soles n asshole now thou?
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>>692349527

interested as well

my only true interest in another penis is with traps
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>>692349677
you size queen :\

>>692349829
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>>692327450
twice as many people bitching when they are not happy.
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>>692349345
>not oust every weekend

wen it com to an OUST EVERY WEEKEND OUST EVERY WEEKEND OUST EVERY WEEKEND OUST EVERY WEEKEND OUST EVERY WEEKEND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEVLXu3NXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEVLXu3NXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEVLXu3NXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEVLXu3NXs
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>>692348777
>U wnt my hAiry c0k in ur mouf?
Nooo, illiterate tards like you are a massive turn off..
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never got fucked by a man even though I only fantasize about it
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>>692349958
its just better that way.
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>>692331259
I love your package. More?
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I don't find guys attractive but I'm attracted to the idea of being dominated. I'm dating a girl, but if a guy online refers to my ass as a pussy, it's a turn on. My brain is fucked... I blame /b
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tried it... dick doesn't stay hard... not sexually attracted to men.
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>>692349836
I feel I could hook up with another guy if the mood was right, but i'm not attracted to men at all when i'm not horny.
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>>692349677
pls gib
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>>692350117
More
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>>692350117
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>>692350151
que?
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>>692327450
Truth.

Dom as fuck with girls.

Fem as fuck with guys.

I love being switch.
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>>692350038
mmmm num num h33r i CUMMMM!!!!!!!
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>>692327450
Why can't gay guys look like straight guys. Twinks with "boypussy" ( i would like to murder the preson who came up with that title) and fagggety hairstyles disgust me.
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>>692350253
Let's see your cock. Soft or hard
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>>692350280
gib me those toys or I report u
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>>692350361
oh i see, come get them from my cold dead hands
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>>692349548

Haha, you too. I'd let you throw me around, would be fun.
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>>692350347
I look 100% normal. No annoying lisp. Just an average dude that enjoys fucking other dudes.
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>>692349345
>>692350029
>not heavy metal

bad bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXy1OhaERY
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>>692327450
Idk i rode a dildo the other day and it felt great after awhile. But i just am not attracted to men. A trap yes but traps in my area are hard as fuck to come by. Mostly hookers or ugly as fuck. Ive thought about hooking up with girly gay dude and seeing if hed crossdress.
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>>692350347
So do you want straight guys that look gay, or gay guys that look straight? I don't get it... And how does one "look straight"?
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>>692350508
no imma take them and take you and keep you as my pet
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>>692350686
These guys don't look straight.
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>>692350356
It's meh. Average. Unremarkable. I have no pic. >>692350241
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>>692350800
i think you have this power dynamic confused.
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>>692349958
why socks tho
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>>692348069
That sounds perfect to me. You're already getting me excited. STOP.
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>>692350568
oh yeah it would be. Wrestling in the mud getting in a right mess then showering together. Scrubbing your back and butt. Being manly men outside and being total soppy cuddly fruits when we're alone
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>>692350939
I wanna fuck your tight little asshole and jerk your cock
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>>692350649

DIIOOOOO!

Now I remember he's dead and I'm sad. Need to go play some Last in Line for rememberance.
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>>692350967
I dotn think you realise the power I hold. Imma lick your skin off and get your lips all chapped from excessive kisses
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[spoiler]bisexuals are the reason straight people have aids[/spoiler]
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>>692351064
>ted
fucking summer memes
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>>692351123
shit sucks man. Also its surprising how many gays listen to black metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfAWReBmxEs
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Because hair and face structure mostly. Ditch the body hair, grow out the hair on your head, take some hormones to get rid of that manly jaw and delete the facial hair and I'm totally down to fuck a trap. It's not the penis that turns me off, it's the looking like a guy part.
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>>692351082
Like it's a pussy? Kek
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>>692347071
Haha. Even skinny Jesus is repulsive in my opinion. And thank you for the perspective. I just want to fuck alt boys/girls in the ass for a living. 16-18, depending on the law in the current area. Lol.
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How the fuck does it seem like so many people want to get fucked. I would literally fuck anyone lmao. Im 18 and still a virgin because theres not a single person in ohio that wants to get railed i guess. Kill me.
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>>692351509
Yup. Lubed up and ready for pounding
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>>692349345
>talks about music in relation to bisexuality
>doesn't use TR/ST
smh tbh fam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJBYJiKepr4
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>>692327450
>/b/ why aren't you bisexual?

'cause /b/ is just a faggot
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>>692351509
jesus this ass is op, mine's small in comparaison
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>>692351337
>shit sucks man. Also its surprising how many gays listen to black metal
listening to Purple for years and never knew they were now classified as Black Metal?
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>>692351327
>implying doge is better

I googled kissing gif and thats the first that came up

better?
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>>692351509
I'd do the same. I wanna bang you hella hard and torture your cock endlessly... mercilessly... ;)
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>>692340454
THE GOOD LORD WOULD WANT IT THAT WAAAY
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>>692351812
Let's see your pecker
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>>692351556
for me it's mostly about domination, i don't really feel bi or gay because i don't feel physicly feel attracted to men at all. they just feel more dominant compared to women with strap ons seeing they can actually cum inside you, which feels like they made you their bitch
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>>692351064

Aww, your'e sweet. I'd cook you a nice dinner with some good strong drinks. But we'd have to go change the brakes on my car after to make up for it.
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>>692351860
no that was an unrelated video. I was gonna make two separate posts with BM but then thought fuck it why bother. Kwambm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVOBoNcFAFE
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POLL: What are your fetishes?
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Don't understand it, myself. I'm not attracted to men, I'm not turned on by gays, gay porn, nor degenerate traps, and I don't fantasize about men, but when I was tripping balls at a music festival recently, I sorta admitted to myself I was bi? It's difficult to explain. Like I suppose that I've fallen in love with my best friend for the support he's given me over the years, but I'd never want anything more than our friendship. Both of our girlfriends are hot and they're friends with each other, too.

I don't know. Maybe the acid had me retarded to the point of convincing myself of that? Help a confused /b/rother out.
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>>692352014
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>>692351812
Not OP. Just another big butt. :)
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>>692351337

I know... I think it's awesome personally that they listen to metal. It's one of those great talking points for a conservation and to rock out to.
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>>692352189
provided I can help wash the muck off your hands afterwords. Pressing up behind you, gripping your hands and helping you wash them while kissing your neck and whispering "you're a fagget"
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>>692351015
'cause rasins

>>692351605
sorry my time machine is in the shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7UODs680_Y [Embed]

>>692351866
check'd n bretty good
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>>692352552
Ugh I want your tight hole and your beautiful little cock
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>>692327450
this..
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>>692352674
any1 know where to watch full length helix studio vids etc.?
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>>692352624
how about this gif?

WAHEY!! LOOK AT EM GO!
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>>692352492
To add to this post, I can also admit when a man looks attractive, but that doesn't mean that I want to fuck him.
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>>692352689
see heer
>>692352925
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>>692352817
No guy ever fucked me, but the thought of it seriously arouses me
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I used to be bi-sexual until I got caught in a mall. Basically what happened was that I was like 20 or something but I looked like 15 at most and went to a mall and went to the washroom

as I exit the washroom some guy in his 20s who happens to be filipino or hawaiian or some kinda asian.. he is like are you looking for something? I immediately knew what he was referring to

I had shitty family life so I was self destructing like shit... so we started playing with each other's penises ... and shoving it into each other's dicks

what I didnt notice was there was a camera.. the security came arrested us and they fined me and charged him with something

but it was sufficient to make have ptsd from that incident since I come from a religious background where sex before marriage is a big no no much less with a man

so yeah that incident at the mall destroyed my life
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>>692352492
You're not a /b/rother. You're just a fag probably named Nate. Go suck a dick, closet nigger.
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Girly looking guys confuse me a bit, but those are extremely rare and just exist in my anime.
Most of the people I see posted here are just dudes with round butts, which is mad gay.
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>>692352627
yeah man definitely just chilling and cuddling to some heavy doom metal while the rain hammers down around you. awesome
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>>692353061
>>692352925
>soviet t 34

i came.
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>>692327450
>why aren't you bisexual
>faggot
so instead of traps, we now have this
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>>692352674

oh god this is golden, someone cap this
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>>692353320
sssuuuummmmeeeerrrrrr
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>>692352674

I'll make sure to use Lava soap. Only manly men use Lava.
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>>692352627
Yeah, that's hella sexy.
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>>692353288
>t-34

You silly goose its a BT-7. Your penis is now under arrest >:[
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>>692327450
No cute bitch-boys for me to fuck
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>>692353368
No not gay thanks

>>692353590
sweet. Since I'm stuck in united cuckdom you'll have to teach how to handle a weapon. That being said I'm confident I could handle your weapon
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>>692353162
I'm sorry to hear, are you doing better now?
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>>692352569
Would honestly fuck
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>>692353162
That sucks. If I knew you, I would let you stay with me and I'd fuck you every day in exchange for buying you stuff. ;)
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>>692353967
Call it a pussy and make my day. Lol.
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>>692354265
more like a POOPY...hole ;P

nice bottom and legs young man, very nice
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>>692354265
Bend over and spread it
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>>692348545
Holy fuck that bottom is anorexic
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>>692354497
okay :)
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>>692353831

Nice. There's also legal weed here if you're into that.
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>>692354651
Gg
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>>692354497
can't take requests at the moment. GF here.
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>>692353288
damn, that girly look and a cock that size, i'd love to take a girl home and be surprised with this.
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>>692354564
If he shaved I would fuck him every day.
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>>692354815
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>>692354858
maybe she'd like to see you get railed
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>>692355012
Highly unlikely, and I don't have a clue how to ask or bring up the subject.
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>>692354858
this
>>692355012
maybe she secretly gets off on the thought of you chained to the wall and all us greasy fat fucks taking turns on your sweet butt until its like a rotten tomato
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>>692354810
not smoked it in years but I dont have a problem with people who smoke it. Roll me a fatty big boy
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>>692354858
Do you two together later?
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>>692327450
No one will love me

So their gender doesn't matter
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>>692327450

I am bisexual.

Been a little pantyboi all my life...always had a panty wearing fetish that grew into a cock worshipping fetish and have sucked 100s of cocks and been fucked by dozens of cocks as well...almost all while I was wearing panties and thigh highs and lipgloss or lipstick...sometimes more...had multiple men buy me lingerie to model and wear as the used me for the pleasure...its hot as fuck.

But I am also girl crazy and love fucking chicks more than anything- fucked over 100 grils...but guys are easier to get sex.
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>>692355680
I will
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>>692354265
Spread that hole.
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>>692354084

not looking for sex or money... but if you are in toronto we can become friends... no sex though
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>>692355873
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>>692355350

Me neither, yet I live surrounded by it. I'll go roll a fat one in your honor, write 'UK fagget' on the side and make sure I lick it extra good. Gotta go, been fun.
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>>692327811
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>>692353640
practically the same tank give me a break kay?

>>692354883
>girl
this is a queer thread, js
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>>692356171
d'awwwwww just when we were having fun. Take care pal have a good day

webm related. Us
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Maybe if there were any cute ones with a nice ass in the dmv then id be down
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>>692356505
Please more of these sexy feet....
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>>692356505
nope you're penis is doing 30 years hard labor now. Thats the law
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>>692355896
What's your kik? I'll be your friend.
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>>692355685
That's so hot. Got kik or a pic?
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>>692356753
>>692356761
mai penis no gulag
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>>692357051
its gone to san quentin
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>>692356796

dont have kik. not sure what it is

if ur not in Toronto... then it is ok
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>>692357186
i've actually been to rikers island on an immigration hold, no rape, i was disappoint
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>>692350117
im exactly the same lol straight as fuck until certain things happen. I think the term "girls are like spaghetti, straight until wet" applies fo guys too
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>>692357410
fuck me you're pretty. Immigration hold? Elaborate please
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>>692357051Bare soles if possible?
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>>692357255
It's a messaging app. You can get it if you want and leave your username.
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