animated, so doesn't really count, but I like it
I'll stand watch over you while you sleep
I should have saved it for last. It's my favorite.
animated as in drawn. I can see how that may have been a stretch for you.
like I care. This one is animated too.
and this one
posted 10 minutes ago. Keep up, anon
he's the same guy that does the goofy stuff. He has a porn channel, but I forget what it is now. Weird stuff.
this one is also animated
switching gears, some of these I haven't read. let me know if they suck and I'll prune them.
I don't blame you. I haven't read most of them. All saved from creepy threads
Hermaeus Mora stares back at you.
I'm done for now. Felt good to contribute for once. I remember when /b/ was full of threads like this. Some really good stuff that I don't have, still hanging out on someone's hard drive, I'm sure.
sorry, not sure
More text ones? A few, if that's all you're looking for. I forget what I posted already, so bear with me
Let me guess you were on a school trip and coach driver had only two movies, porn and taxi driver so he played the porn VHS and pretend that was a mistake you shit?
Nothing new he do that to all elementary students from 2nd class...
In Poland we have 2 weeks (or something around of that) of learning combined with a school trip but it must be relative to curriculum also it needs to be a resort where conditions are good for your health
We learn there about nature positive aspects and shit like that...
sorry, pic not related. My wife's text message to a guy she's dating. I guess.
Either way, I'm all out.
Apparently, there's a longer version where the dude just stands there alone, unable to comprehend the speed with which she hurled him into the friendzone.
why do shit people always seem more turned on than regular people? How can you like shit that much? i don't even like regular sex that much
or her spine grew longer than normal
Trump eating NY pizza slice with a fork (sacrilege in NY).
Also sitting next to batshit cray crazy bitch
On what fucking planet is this a calzone, you fucking retard?
fuck that was harder to find than I thought it would be, Power Girl
going to fucking kill myself after this post.
>tfw do the same fail twice
never lonely with a fuck doll handy are ya mate