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Alright. Every tumblr SJW and everyone who frequents 4chan get together and fight. Who would win in all honesty? 4chan doesnt stand a chance.
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>>692307905
faggot
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>>692307905
4chan would definitely fucking win.

SJWs may have numbers but we're fucking insane. If forced in to a fight, who knows what we will do.
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>>692308456
Dont kid yourself. The whiteknights would fucking rape you.
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>>692308521
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I see you're turncoating cos you're genuinely afraid of those cucks.

Oh well, fuckin bye Felicia, GTFO then
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>>692308456
yeah. we also have the advantage that we will essentially never stop, and only keep getting more and more bonkers as we do so. Not to mention, most of the SJWs are either fat enough that they can't move, or can be taken down just by calling them the wrong pronoun. Plus, we have both /k/ and /fit/ as part of our ranks, not to mention all the katana-weilding autists we have. Tumblr would be BTFO, as seen in the 2014 raids.
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>>692308856
Oh shit, I forgot about /k/ and /fit/.

Yeah, this is definitely a non issue. We're just waiting for the SJWs to do something exceedingly stupid. Until then, cringe threads for the laughs!
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>>692307905
last time they attempted to spam as with gay porn...
>knife_to_a_gunfight.avi
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>>692309184
yeah. fighting 4chan in any way shape or form is akin to pissing in an ocean of piss.
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>>692308456
>We

kill yourself faggot
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>>692307905
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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4chan is like a sleeping giant. We dont do anything until people fuck with us, then we let them fucking have it.
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4chan is better than tumblr, you faggot.
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>>692309601
Ehat the fuck are you doing here then if you ain't about that we shit?

Embrace it, nigga. You're fucking trash like I am. Like everyone on 4chan.
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We have "/fit" so wed beat the shit out of them
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>>692309746
and the dudes at /k/ with all of their guns
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>>692309184
oh my god that hahahahahaha
>dick rate threads
>s/fur threads
>trap threads
>shota threads
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Remember what happened last time?
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>>692310188
Dont forget /lgbt/. Theyd confuse them
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>>692310409
And /mlp/ for that matter
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The difference between Tumblr and 4Chan?

The Channers don't give a fuck. Tumblr can try to debate us, try to use logic and reason, try to point out how we are the most misogynistic thing on the internet, rightfully so however unlike Tumblr we have seen the worst the internet as to offer. We are all emotionally numb. We are all cold and dead inside, those jaded individuals who founded other jaded like minded individuals. But more often than not we come to 4chan because we are fucking bored. We have nothing better to do with our lives than to make others just as miserable and jaded as we are. But unlike the SJW's we don't cover our hypocrisy, we embrace it. Tumblr thinks it can win by not getting it's hand's dirty. But not 4Chan, oh no. W as a community plunge head first into the shit. That is why Tumblr will never win, because they lack the conviction that we have.
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>>692309644

>real life deaths in internet fight

Gawd fukkin dammit, tumblr
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>>692310598
Nice arguement.

Fist your ass with a cactus.

:D
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>>692310598
Edgy teen alert
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>>692310598
Well said.
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>>692310702
It's just too fucking easy to do to the dykes on tumblr.
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>>692310598
Well put, sir.
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>>692309075
>>692308856
>>692310188

So we have a group of homos who lift weights and wrestle naked in the shower room...

or

A group of homo's who stick there dicks in the chamber's of there Mosin Rifles and sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter
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>>692307905
4chan's specialty is offending people. Tumblr's specialty is being offended. It's a match made in heaven to be honest.
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>>692309644
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>>692311355
This. Well put, faggot.
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You forget that actual homicidal nutjobs browse the chans, not to mention the script kiddies and other shit
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>>692311355
the dubs have spoken
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>>692307905
no matter the numbers of the other party 4chan is a undying rotten corpse
u can go to tumblr and fuck shit up and we did
we triggered them many times
gore rape cp in their favorite tags and they cried
but here? what will u do?
will the pc tumblr cook up sth so horrendous that will freak out 4chan?
u cant kill it from outside cause there is essentially nobody in cause we r all anons and u cant kill it from inside cause its dead and rotten already
we cant be triggered as one and we cant be made to eat ourselves cause we cant target each other
thats why raids r spontaneous
sb has a destructive idea we go play and poof done
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>>692307905
You honestly think
that sjw crybaby landwhales
will be ANY, ANY AT ALL
threat to the people who are most likely candidates for school shooters
You seriously fucking think that tumblr even has a chance?
Even if we ALL had 0 weapons, we'd still win.
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>>692310598
What a faggot, trying to find a sense of belonging in this shitty website
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>>692309644
see? we were outnumbered 1 to 25 and we still had no actual loses
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>>692311477
Dubs of truth
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>>692311302
you forget that tumblr is so serious about sexuality that they would perceive him as an actual attack helicopter, which would then proceed to blow their fat asses to neptune
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>>692309644
>9001 sides
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We have a few special weapons
/k/ /fit/ and /r9k/
The robots have nothing to live for, and so will be our expendable berserker attack hounds.
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None of you have witnessed the true horror of a landwhale blockade.

A dozen of them and they blocked off all of the shops, we starved to death.

The next day they had moved out because they were hungry and the shops were devoid of food and life.
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>>692309644
>3 Suicide
>When internet kills someone
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>>692311355
a terribly beautiful love hate relationship
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>>692311302
Somewhat correct.
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>>692308835
>"Oh well, fuckin bye Felicia, GTFO then"
I didn't know this was a cringe thread.
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>>692311964
/r9k/ ARE ITCHING for the beta uprising
A moment to stick it to the normalfags
Tumblr wouldnt last a minute
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>>692311866
Forged by dubs, reinforced by dubs
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>>692311745
i wouldnt say school shooters
i prefer the term affectionately sociopathic
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>>692307905
Can we just get a fucking raid going on?
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>>692311866
We made men by the dubs.
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>>692312045
> referencing a nigger movie is cringe apparently
> being this buttmad
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>>692312079
how do we wake the robot though?
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Why not have a raid on the 4th? Get /r9k/ in it too, /pol/, and some other faggot boards and storm tumblr
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>>692309644
Fighting Tumblr on the internet is like fighting a 4-year-old in real life. Fun but hardly fair
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>>692312277
Exactly, a nigger movie.
That's cringe.
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>>692312308
/R9k/ literally breeds hatred. They'll wake themselves pretty soon.
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>>692310598
>tumblr
>using logic, ever

hahahahaha, it's exactly because they don't use logic and base all their behaviour and arguments on emotions that they can never win a reasonable debate. not that 4chan embraces logic as the way to do things, but that's because we choose to be fucking chaotic, not because of lack of capability

>>692311073
>>692311293
leddit detected
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>>692312349
Exactly. Let's just do this shit on the 4th.
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>>692311760
i'm not sure what this is, but it's beautiful
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>>692312626
I'd be down for a raid, seeing as I have nothing better to do.
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>>692312553
having a bomb at ur shed is only useful when u can detonate it whenever u want tho
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>>692312626
but can we pull /r9k/ and /pol/ into this?
and what will we do?
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>>692312763
Well, I have an idea, but it depends on what you want to do with the robot.
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>>692309613
intellectual discussions being how to best insert your penis in a ceiling fan?
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>>692307905
I would say this is shitty bait, but all these faggots are falling for it. So I guess SJWs would win then
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>>692312849
The one way that works. We tell them that we're doing it entirely for keks.
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>>692312763
The true terror widely known is /b/, /r9k/ isn't widely known throughout other sites, so it's kinda like that one kid in the back of the class that no one talks to, but you know he's gonna shoot up the school
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>>692312566
in Tumblr's owned fucked up perception of reality they think they are using logic. Hence why I said "Try to use".
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>>692312181
please, do go on
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>>692312888
cheked
kill all clowns thats what i want the robot to do
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>>692312181
then start one, faggot
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>>692312979
then where do we hit?
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>>692313092
Trying to right here faggot>>692312349
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>>692312979
fuck yes
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>>692313072
Then we need a martyr to go on a rampage irl and attribute it to the beta uprising. We get the normies to hate the robots and we give the robots a sense of power. Should work itself out from there.
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>>692312979
>>692312849
>>692313161

What should we spam with this time? The same shit or should we try something different?
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>>692313139
I'd say sjw threads, pretty much anything we can find
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>>692312349
fourth 'o july raid? I'm in
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>>692313289
im done with that
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>>692313230
We need another ultimate gentleman?
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4chan, no doubt
SJW are whinny faggots that complain about almost-non existing shit
On the other hand, 4chan has some pretty normal boards, like sport, fitness,etc, i bet most of them are pretty normal
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>>692313161
no you fucking idiot
i mean go there alone and start shitposting
then people will join and it will be a raid
>i'll make the logo
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>>692313275
I remember a while ago someone thought up operation time bomb. A system that allows one anon to conduct a raid on their own

I can explain the concept in a moment
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>>692313275
Good question. I'd say on feminist tags we spam with rape pictures and videos and shit. Other shit, just whatever triggers them the most. Black lives matter ID say nigger gore, and idk for lgbt, straight porn I guess
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>>692313479
Yes, but one aware of the beta uprising.
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>>692312181
START IT FAGGOT
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So are we doing a 4th of July raid or not? If we are someone should start a thread.
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Any mastor haxors here willing to hack sjw accounts?
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>>692313764
I'll start
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Originally this was a bait thread. Now we are organizing a raid? Im so in.
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>>692313563
Black Lives Matter? I'd go with slavery pictures and shit. White supremacist and etc.

LGBT? Mental disorder shit. Straight porn is already on Tumblr.
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>>692313481
>/fit/
>Most of them are pretty normal
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>>692313824
Should we also post one on /pol/?
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>>692314140
Yes.
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>>692314140
Probably one on /r9k/ too
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I WANT SJW BLOOD
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>>692307905
I'm pretty sure not a single SJW has ever been in a fight before.
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>>692312923
Explain how this is falling for the bait and not narcissism
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I can't start thread kek, I'm in mobile. Post a thread everywhere you can. Get /pol/, /r9k/, anyone you can think of. The more people, the more lost sides
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>>692314319
First, what tags are we using?
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>>692314487
look at>>692313563
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Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore
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>>692314487
All we can find. Black lives matter, feminist tags, lgbt, fat people tags, etc. Pretty much anywhere tumblrinas are triggered easily
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>>692314487
-feminist tags
-lgbt tags
-blm
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>>692313516
do you mean queue posts feature built into tumblr?
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>>692314584
>>692314662
>>692314689
We also need fandoms, anon. The most popular shit. Or else, it won't spread as heavily. I'll go check Tumblr right now, since I shamelessly have one.
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>>692314662
Also remenber their faggot shows, like stephen universe n' shit
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>>692314487
just post racist homophobic trasphobic and generally "oppressing" stuff
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>>692314140
>>692313824
>>692313764
underage b&
age doesn't matter
pacifist pieces of shit
>>692313798
idiot
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>>692307905
A lot would die on both sides, so society.
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>>692308456
I have to agree with this. Knowing 4chan a bunch of people would show up with guns.
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say there r two genders u ppl r delusionals ect ect
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>>692307905
>What is /fit/
>>What is /k/
If the entirety of 4chan fought as one, I'm certain that a bunch of middle aged men would demolish a bunch of edgy white chicks
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Summerfag thread
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i will have to leave in a minute, where will i be able to find more instructions?
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>>692307905
I don't know OP..100 lion vs a gun
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Use as much Trump as possible
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>>692314987
OP anus, it might be a little blurry, but if you give it a good spread, you might be able to read it
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>>692307905
I... don't think so. 4chan is pretty resourceful.
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>>692309644

>90001 sides
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Don't forget to fuck with Steven Universe and Gravity Falls tags.
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>>692315119
Thos
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>>692307905
Kekus Vult. I am here for the blood sport.
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>>692315383
Thor*
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>>692315356
go to aco at their threads and pick the most fucked up shit
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>>692315515
We're raiding them, not gifting them.
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>>692307905
If it's anything like when we raided tumblr, it'd honestly end up like shit for both sides.
But honestly, 4chan is so varied and diverse we could easily use that to our advantage.
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>>692311302
>n-no homo
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>>692315604
AHAHAHA
FUCK SHIT UP /B/ROTHERS
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>>692309644
I think the key difference is that the tumblr special snowflakes just end it because they feel triggered or some shit, but the channers adopt more of a kamikaze tactic, viciously combining the physical damage of spree killings and the psychological damage of streaming it for extra triggers
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Alright, we can use:

feminism
blacklivesmatter
racism
poc
lgbt
steven universe
donald trump
doctor who
sherlock
game of thrones
taylor swift
adventure time
pride
white people
white privilege
gravity falls
black people
misogyny
sexism
equality
aesthetic
hipster
animals (put mutilated ones)
beyonce
nature
gay
halsey
hillary clinton
lesbian
transgender
otherkin (for the keks)

Probably throw in some BLM headfigures like Trayvon. And that Orlando shit. But use those. These are all pretty damn popular.
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>>692312349
That sounds like fun, let's do another 4th of july raid.
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>>692315864
This dude is in the right.
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so which tags do we corrupt?
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Has anyone made a thread yet?
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>>692316290
see
>>692315864
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>>692316381
oh didnt see that thx
so when do we do this?
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#maketumblrgreatagain
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>>692316458
4th of july
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I mean, we have a large community including:
Likely Homosexual buff guys
People with more guns than they need (Not trying to be a gun control Shill here, I'm all for having more guns than you need.)
A ton of likely obese weeaboos that will fly into a TARD RAGE OF UNSTOPPABLE FURY if you call their favorite anime shit
A ton of Schizos that are crazy enough to do something crazy, though who knows what those guys do
An ineffective Fag containment board
Lots of people with nothing to lose and no will to live
People whose lives have been ruined by those Tumblr bastards
A few edgy fedorafags that own katanas....
...that someone who actually knows how to use a sword can take from their corpse to use
Lots of people that could divert police attention with edgy and fake school shooting threats
Tumblr has hordes of violent liberals
(Search 'when liberals attack' on YouTube, those sick fucks are MERCILESS)
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>>692316480
kek
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Anyone remember the guy who posted bombing a building in china or something if agitated we might go crazy
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>>692307905
>Implying team tumblr wouldn't turn on itself the second they saw each other.
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>>692316458
4th of july boyo
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>>692316480
oh my god.
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>>692316458
The 4th. I'm just going to make the thread now. Niggas are being lazy.

Mods won't 404 if I post the Tumblr logo, right?
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so what time?
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>>692316751
I can't make the thread, do it my son.

Post every board you can think of.
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>>692316480
We're using this.
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We could spam :^) everywhere

>>692316751
Idk. Maybe.
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>>692314770

Steven Universe should be a primary target, it seems that this show is almost a shrine for the mentality they shriek so loudly to defend, they can have their cake, eat it, fuck it, get another one for free and then sexually identify as icing.

If the fandom is still strong, this should be the dead zone, ground zero for Ivy Mike after all of the positions have been taken.
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>>692309613
Is this a copypasta?
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>>692316908
Fucking kek. Holy shit.
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>>692316883
Yesss
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It's happening again? The 3rd 4th o' july bullshit?
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attack anything safe space related
rip it down
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Me and boyfriend met through the 2014 raid. Still together. I'm laying in his bed with his t shirt on.
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>ITT tumblaspies and babbys first nihilism
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>>692316480
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>>692307905
the one who is easier to trigger would loose, that's your answer
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Hmm. Is 3 PM EST a good time?
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Dis gon be gud
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>>692314662
I wish I could join in too, but I'll be out of town for a week. Sorry /b/ros but I'll have to sit this one out.
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>>692317452
Maybe maybe
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>>692317566
You will be missed
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Are you faggots seriously thinking you can raid tumblr? Sure I'm in. Someone should dump some Scat, gore etc. ITT>
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>>692309738
>Ehat the fuck are you doing here then if you ain't about that we shit?

>Embrace it, nigga. You're fucking trash like I am. Like everyone on 4chan.

Holy fuck. You're the cringiest loser I've seen on this website. Have you ever been to a board other than /b/? And I'm sorry but you're really pathetic for trying to bring "everyone on 4chan" to your level.
Not everyone thinks their "trash" you utter faggot.
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We gonna do this /b/ros?
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>>692317674
Appreci8ed
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What if we ate tumblr?
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>>692317776
Yes
Also off by one
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>>692307905
Who gives a shit? It'll always end with hate sex, anyway.
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I'll like to bring this up for discussion. We should primarily focus on lgbt+ tags this year in retaliation to tumblr fags attempts normalising mental illness etc youtube fag video. We were on a roll then triggering those fags until the youtube shills disabled the comments section. I think it's time for round two.
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>>692317876
have you seen how fat they are? not a chance
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>>692317916
This.
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>>692317876
Vore is a no-no pls
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>>692317694
Tags are here>>692315864
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There are no winners in war.
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What if we spammed OCD tags with stuff like bites taken out of kitkats and shit like that. Really trigger them.
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>>692318090
war
war never changes
>>692318105
this man is a genius
give him a big hat and a bridge to control
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>>692318105
Kek, it'd probably work too.
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>>692312181
Yes!
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>>692318432
God that makes me hard
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JOIN
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>>692318105
>>692318211
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I know it's not the most imaginitave idea, but what about overloading them with Hitler?

Just Hitler. Everywhere.

"I self-identify as Adolf Hitler"
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>>692307905
Lots of neckbeards, but 4chin is loaded with facist gun nuts.
And simple gun nuts, like me.
Tumblr is loaded with male and female feminists. Enough said.
I've never heard of a Tumblr murder, but plenty of killers have graced these forums.
4chin hands down, it's not even close.
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>>692318740
Simple but great
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>>692314140
Possibly /s4s/ too? They're very good at spamming
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>>692318740
i love it...
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>>692312349
In
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Fat Privilege = misogyny
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The 4th of July Raid: Make America Hate Again
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>>692316883
Mfw
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>>692316998
Yes.
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Get everyone you can. S4s is great idea do it
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>>692319168
#allmyyes
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>>692312498
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I don't know..last time we attemped this..it fails miserably
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Join the kik group fags.
>>692318565
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Someone is bound to leak this operation onto tumblr, which will make this less whole thing effective.
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>>692314856
AND KATANAS
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>>692319716
It will fail if you don't do it for sure.
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>>692308456
I'm in the fucking SCA I'll get my teutonic knight helmet and sword/stick and take on all the landehales
Everyone should bring something to use as a shield too, and some bring polearms.
We'll form a line and show those cucks how it's done.
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>>692319351

Thread.
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>>692307905
the amount of faggots who will take this stale ass bait...
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>>692318432
That pic is making me uneasy
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>>692307905
Assuming all Tumblr doesn't collapse into a supermassive black hole, 4chan wins:
1) /k/ has guns
2) /fit/ kicks their butts
3) autist weebs from 90% of the other boards have at least 1 katana or other blade weapon
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>>692319830
Even if it's leaked, what are they gonna do? Prepare themselves? They can't even handle Words with out being triggered.
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>>692307905
>Implying we take women or manlets seriously enough for a war.
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>>692318740
>>692318800
>>692319055

The way I see it, a unified front of hitlerposting would be really effective just because instead of a variety of triggers, we'd be spamming them with just one really, really, major one.

Plus if they try and turn things around on us, what're they gonna do? Defend Hitler?

I'd actually love to see that. #hitler #misunderstood #tragichero
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>>692320493
Oh ho ho ho
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>>692320493
WHY NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE
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Can someone add me to the kik group? My kik is memelordholycrackers
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You're probably right the amount of moralfags I see posting around here. They already make up most of our ranks.
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>>692307905

>The war begins
>/a/ weebs swarm SJWs with naruto kunai knives
>The SJWs get triggered and attack weebs with pepper spary while screaming "RAPEEEEE!"
>/k/ comes in and shoots their ass up
>Beta whiteknights scream "You can't hit women! that's sexist!" and /fit/ kicks their ass
>/pol/ gasses feminists
>4chan wins
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>>692307905
Mmmmm
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>>692320703
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>>692312181
didn't we plan for July 5th to raid the Tumblr
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>>692307905
Weapons of tumblr
>Hugbox
>???
Weapons of 4chan
>Every /k/night with a gun
>Every truly swole bro from /fit/
>Every jock from /sp/
>Every fat fucking neckbeard from /tg/ who lost at their shitty game
In tumblr case
>Every nazi with a triggering rant an/pol/
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>>692307905
Alright, this is something I think many of those who frequent both sites would eventually ask themselves, and I think that I've come to a basic conclusion after writing a paper on it for my psychology class:

SJW's and 4channers do things for the same results but through different methods.
On tumblr, you take a name and identity, and most of the SJW's there seem to be working for the attention and positive reinforcement they can wring out of folks by essentially guilting them into submission. They use words and phrases that most average, socially well-adjusted people don't use to try and position themselves as a moral authority over those they intimidate. They seek to be justified and appreciated, but at it's core, it's simply a desire for attention.

Meanwhile, on 4chan, where anonymity is the bread and butter of posts, you see a similar desire for attention, but the methods are the polar opposite: an average 4channer is not out to be a moral authority, nor are they aiming to create a better world. They simply are using their anonymity to coax a reaction out of those they target. They don't care what the reaction is, whether it be a funny pic or a shitpost aimed at rustling jimmies, all are considered equal in the eyes of the 'chan.

Against tumblr, this leads to the conclusion that 4chan would win. Not due to superior numbers, not due tp moralistic integrity, but because any reaction they illicit is a victory. Tumblr can throw around big words and invented insults all they want, but in the end, 4chan will simply not care what they're called and continue to seek upsetting tumblr.

In a game of madmen and fools, insanity is the safest armor.
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>>692321014
i thought there was one for 2nd of july
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Well, who has guns?
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SOMEBODY SCREENSHOT THIS THREAD FOR THE AGES!!!!
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>>692314724
Yeah, that one
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>>692321243
/thread
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I don't get why people use tumblr or twitter, both of their interfaces are fucking retarded. I get fb, snapchat, and ig, but why do people need fucking 12 social media outlets?

"hey guyz, I'm going to type an update with a few chars because it's limited and I need to see what celebrities are saying with limited chars, tee hee."

"hey guyz, I'm going to be genderfluid and triggered because it's cool, tee hee."

At least 4chan serves some purpose.
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>>692321333
Trips commands us.
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>>692308456
Insane like angry insane

Most of the SJW crowd are literally INSANE
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>>692307905

4chan besides all the edgy teenage boys has actually people capable and willing to kill in a fight situation. Heck I am sure there are Navy Seals on /k/ who could kill you in 1000 ways and that's just with their bare hands!
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>>692321717
I think he meant like:
>Don't fuck with us we'll destroy you insane
Instead of the:
>I belong in a psych ward because the world isn't what I want it to be insane.
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>>692321891
>bear hands

BEARS HANDS HMM!
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>>692321555
Second trips confirm.
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Do people remember k is a thing ,
None of those pussys on tumblr have guns
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>>692314856
/thread
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>>692321243
Nailed it.

4chan just doesn't care
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>>692322035
Holy shit dude, I was samefagging and didn't look at my second post number
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Fighting 4chan is like trying to beat a dung hill to death with a shovel. While the dung hill is laughing at you. Tublerinas don't appreciate this.
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Pretty sure there is more than a few people on 4chan who will fuck the dead, just saying.
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>>692323177
Fuck, there's no end to the dubs
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>>692323394
O_O
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>>692323499
AHHHHHHHHHH
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>>692323530
phew...
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>>692317723
there's always some cringy ass fucking loser like you that calls everyone else super cringey because they're so damn insecure.
>utter faggot
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>>692323499
Get of gets
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>MFW everyone is taking this fucking summerbait
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>>692321243
I gotta say this is actually true and although I'm not a tumblrina I really thought this was good.
>in a game of madmen and fools, insanity is the safest armor
Fucking /thread
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>Opened thread.
>Thread was shit.
>GoOut2Lunch.PNG
>Come back over an hour later, and 4Chan is organizing a raid.

I love this place.
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>>692321508
I don't know about serving a purpose but definetly more useful/interesting/fun
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The reason 4Chan always wins fights against Tumblr is that anons are anonymous while Tumblrinas are individuals.
Every detail of the Tumblrina snowflake's delicate crystal structure can be used against it. To break it. Have an eating disorder? Anon will mock you for it. Have an interest? Anon will tell you it's gay.
But an anonymous operator is like water. You can't attack it. You can't hurt it. What would you mock? Very little, that's what. And we already do that every second now.
When we raid Tumblr on Monday, Tumblr will get offended and they might even stage a counter raid - when /pol/ tells them to, of course - but the counter raid will fail, because it will have no weapons against an anonymous mass. It will be like any normal day on 4Chan.
Fighting 4Chan, and especially /b/, is like throwing shit in an ocean of piss. It does nothing.
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Raid on 4th? Raid on 5th?
Why not both?
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>>692324410
As a warhammer player, an avid pc gamer, and a major geek for media, it's noce having a place where I can hear all opinions and points of view on my hobbies.

It's not a self-wankfest (mostly), and thanks to the law of probability, the sheer amount of shit that exists here means that there are bound to be large proportional chunk of good posts.
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hey pieces of shit
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>>692318090
Said the loser.
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>>692319168
#offuckyes
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>>692309644
Oh god I remember that night. I literally could not stop laughing.
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you dont have a right to live if you dont believe in yourself or the side you belong to.
winning and losing is something that comes after
>inb4 cringe
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>>692309644
thread
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are you forgetting about >>>/fit/
?

SJW's would be beaten to a pulp in 1 hour time.
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>>692325839
>When the confused tumblrfags raid /po/ instead of /pol/.
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>>692324530
/thread
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>>692312498
>having no clue what cringe actually means
this is why we have cancer here
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>>692312349
Oy this oughtta be fun
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Remember the Independence Day Raid?

Yeah. Me too.

4chan curb stomped Tumblr.
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>>692308456
stfu faggot, stop cringing the shit outta me
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>>692325839
>15 min in MS paint
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Anyone have an screenshots from The Battle of Independence Day?
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>>692325839
>>692326218
FUCKING GOLDEN
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>>692326660
>>692326645
>>692312349

Yes, that would indeed be fun, but don't fool yourself, the second you go and try to start a thread about it, prepared to be spammed with "not your personal army fag", and be reminded why there's no spirit left in the fags on this board.
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forgot to pic
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>>692308456
>we're fucking insane
Fuck off faggot the edgehog
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This thread explains why Tumblr could never raid /b/: /b/ is too busy trolling itself.
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But my fedora will beat the SJW's
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No one got a bait meme?
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>>692317916
Truth
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Give me all your bait memes. And I do me ALL
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>>692309075
SJW's are that stupid. Milo has demonstrated the sheer stupidity of these SJW's by writing exactly how to beat him, and not one SJW as even attempted it.

as a matter of fact, they have already blown past full retard with this article.
>huffingtonpost.com/gabby-aossey/muslims-are-the-true-feminists_b_9877692.html
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>>692308456
>the edge
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>>692312349
Ooooo boy.
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>>692327304
>>692327377
Honestly, i can't tell anymore
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We already did this op, remember?
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>>692309644
>>692325839
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>>692309184
Top kek
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>>692327653
moar
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>>692327268
Plzz full video
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I WANT ALL THE BAIT MEMES! GIVE IT TO ME FAGGOTS!
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>>692327864
m8 i literally got them from google
learn to lurk, faggot
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>>692309644
Can I just point out that there is absolutely no evidence those suicides were even real? Also, that statement is 100% bullshit. We were definitely the ones who caused the Tumblr war, and cases like Dub the Dew were in no way triggered by the company involved. They were still pretty great, though.
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>Taking this thread seriously
>people actualy arguing
>mysides.jpg
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>>692312016
Fucking hell
Hunting with napalm
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I don't think you understand, 4chan has retard strength. We compensate for our lack of social skills and beta-ness with incredible inherent strengh
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>>692327998
NIGGA
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>>692320696
Add me too pls

TheDitzFromAuschwitz
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>>692315864
O boy
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>>692307905
shot 13 people without remorse. 10/10 would do to SJWs.
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>>692327410
ho.ly.shit.

is this a troll? please tell me this is a troll. i can't fathom how these could be genuine beliefs that a person entertained, let alone took the time to organize into writing.

just.... wow....
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>>692322010
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SJWs lose, they too busy checking their own privilage
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>>692327224
Alright now that just pisses me right the fuck off. Can't the fucking SJWs fucking read? There's not a lot of decency here but /po/ in this case did literally nothing wrong and the tumblrinas came for them anyway. Fucking cunts. Yeah it's about time we went over and pushed Tumblrs shit in again.
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Our only disadvantage would be our inability to organize, we'd be too busy insulting each other. Regardless, most of those obese landwhales wouldn't even show up. Those who did would get mowed down by /k/
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Why don't we all just make accounts follow each other then report the shit out of the alphafemshits
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>>692328700
The revenge from /pol/ & /b/ was devastating
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>>692327224
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So, we have a date, do we have a time?
And do we Hitlerpost or do we triggerbait?
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>>692327224
BLOOD WILL BE HAD FOR THIS
MY /B/ROTHERS
THEY ATTACKED /po/ NO HELL IS ENOUGH FOR THEM
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>>692318740
DO NOT DO THIS
DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT GUY
HE'S A JEW
THEY WILL PUT THIS ON TRUMP AND NEO FACIST GROUPUSCULS
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