Alright. Every tumblr SJW and everyone who frequents 4chan get together and fight. Who would win in all honesty? 4chan doesnt stand a chance.
yeah. we also have the advantage that we will essentially never stop, and only keep getting more and more bonkers as we do so. Not to mention, most of the SJWs are either fat enough that they can't move, or can be taken down just by calling them the wrong pronoun. Plus, we have both /k/ and /fit/ as part of our ranks, not to mention all the katana-weilding autists we have. Tumblr would be BTFO, as seen in the 2014 raids.
Oh shit, I forgot about /k/ and /fit/.
Yeah, this is definitely a non issue. We're just waiting for the SJWs to do something exceedingly stupid. Until then, cringe threads for the laughs!
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
4chan is like a sleeping giant. We dont do anything until people fuck with us, then we let them fucking have it.
The difference between Tumblr and 4Chan?
The Channers don't give a fuck. Tumblr can try to debate us, try to use logic and reason, try to point out how we are the most misogynistic thing on the internet, rightfully so however unlike Tumblr we have seen the worst the internet as to offer. We are all emotionally numb. We are all cold and dead inside, those jaded individuals who founded other jaded like minded individuals. But more often than not we come to 4chan because we are fucking bored. We have nothing better to do with our lives than to make others just as miserable and jaded as we are. But unlike the SJW's we don't cover our hypocrisy, we embrace it. Tumblr thinks it can win by not getting it's hand's dirty. But not 4Chan, oh no. W as a community plunge head first into the shit. That is why Tumblr will never win, because they lack the conviction that we have.
>real life deaths in internet fight
Gawd fukkin dammit, tumblr
Fist your ass with a cactus.
So we have a group of homos who lift weights and wrestle naked in the shower room...
A group of homo's who stick there dicks in the chamber's of there Mosin Rifles and sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter
no matter the numbers of the other party 4chan is a undying rotten corpse
u can go to tumblr and fuck shit up and we did
we triggered them many times
gore rape cp in their favorite tags and they cried
but here? what will u do?
will the pc tumblr cook up sth so horrendous that will freak out 4chan?
u cant kill it from outside cause there is essentially nobody in cause we r all anons and u cant kill it from inside cause its dead and rotten already
we cant be triggered as one and we cant be made to eat ourselves cause we cant target each other
thats why raids r spontaneous
sb has a destructive idea we go play and poof done
You honestly think
that sjw crybaby landwhales
will be ANY, ANY AT ALL
threat to the people who are most likely candidates for school shooters
You seriously fucking think that tumblr even has a chance?
Even if we ALL had 0 weapons, we'd still win.
What a faggot, trying to find a sense of belonging in this shitty website
None of you have witnessed the true horror of a landwhale blockade.
A dozen of them and they blocked off all of the shops, we starved to death.
The next day they had moved out because they were hungry and the shops were devoid of food and life.
Can we just get a fucking raid going on?
> referencing a nigger movie is cringe apparently
> being this buttmad
>using logic, ever
hahahahaha, it's exactly because they don't use logic and base all their behaviour and arguments on emotions that they can never win a reasonable debate. not that 4chan embraces logic as the way to do things, but that's because we choose to be fucking chaotic, not because of lack of capability
The true terror widely known is /b/, /r9k/ isn't widely known throughout other sites, so it's kinda like that one kid in the back of the class that no one talks to, but you know he's gonna shoot up the school
Then we need a martyr to go on a rampage irl and attribute it to the beta uprising. We get the normies to hate the robots and we give the robots a sense of power. Should work itself out from there.
4chan, no doubt
SJW are whinny faggots that complain about almost-non existing shit
On the other hand, 4chan has some pretty normal boards, like sport, fitness,etc, i bet most of them are pretty normal
Good question. I'd say on feminist tags we spam with rape pictures and videos and shit. Other shit, just whatever triggers them the most. Black lives matter ID say nigger gore, and idk for lgbt, straight porn I guess
Originally this was a bait thread. Now we are organizing a raid? Im so in.
>Most of them are pretty normal
Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore Gore gore gore gore gore gore
Kekus Vult. I am here for the blood sport.
If it's anything like when we raided tumblr, it'd honestly end up like shit for both sides.
But honestly, 4chan is so varied and diverse we could easily use that to our advantage.
I think the key difference is that the tumblr special snowflakes just end it because they feel triggered or some shit, but the channers adopt more of a kamikaze tactic, viciously combining the physical damage of spree killings and the psychological damage of streaming it for extra triggers
Alright, we can use:
game of thrones
animals (put mutilated ones)
otherkin (for the keks)
Probably throw in some BLM headfigures like Trayvon. And that Orlando shit. But use those. These are all pretty damn popular.
I mean, we have a large community including:
Likely Homosexual buff guys
People with more guns than they need (Not trying to be a gun control Shill here, I'm all for having more guns than you need.)
A ton of likely obese weeaboos that will fly into a TARD RAGE OF UNSTOPPABLE FURY if you call their favorite anime shit
A ton of Schizos that are crazy enough to do something crazy, though who knows what those guys do
An ineffective Fag containment board
Lots of people with nothing to lose and no will to live
People whose lives have been ruined by those Tumblr bastards
A few edgy fedorafags that own katanas....
...that someone who actually knows how to use a sword can take from their corpse to use
Lots of people that could divert police attention with edgy and fake school shooting threats
Tumblr has hordes of violent liberals
(Search 'when liberals attack' on YouTube, those sick fucks are MERCILESS)
Steven Universe should be a primary target, it seems that this show is almost a shrine for the mentality they shriek so loudly to defend, they can have their cake, eat it, fuck it, get another one for free and then sexually identify as icing.
If the fandom is still strong, this should be the dead zone, ground zero for Ivy Mike after all of the positions have been taken.
>Ehat the fuck are you doing here then if you ain't about that we shit?
>Embrace it, nigga. You're fucking trash like I am. Like everyone on 4chan.
Holy fuck. You're the cringiest loser I've seen on this website. Have you ever been to a board other than /b/? And I'm sorry but you're really pathetic for trying to bring "everyone on 4chan" to your level.
Not everyone thinks their "trash" you utter faggot.
I'll like to bring this up for discussion. We should primarily focus on lgbt+ tags this year in retaliation to tumblr fags attempts normalising mental illness etc youtube fag video. We were on a roll then triggering those fags until the youtube shills disabled the comments section. I think it's time for round two.
Lots of neckbeards, but 4chin is loaded with facist gun nuts.
And simple gun nuts, like me.
Tumblr is loaded with male and female feminists. Enough said.
I've never heard of a Tumblr murder, but plenty of killers have graced these forums.
4chin hands down, it's not even close.
I'm in the fucking SCA I'll get my teutonic knight helmet and sword/stick and take on all the landehales
Everyone should bring something to use as a shield too, and some bring polearms.
We'll form a line and show those cucks how it's done.
the amount of faggots who will take this stale ass bait...
Assuming all Tumblr doesn't collapse into a supermassive black hole, 4chan wins:
1) /k/ has guns
2) /fit/ kicks their butts
3) autist weebs from 90% of the other boards have at least 1 katana or other blade weapon
The way I see it, a unified front of hitlerposting would be really effective just because instead of a variety of triggers, we'd be spamming them with just one really, really, major one.
Plus if they try and turn things around on us, what're they gonna do? Defend Hitler?
I'd actually love to see that. #hitler #misunderstood #tragichero
>The war begins
>/a/ weebs swarm SJWs with naruto kunai knives
>The SJWs get triggered and attack weebs with pepper spary while screaming "RAPEEEEE!"
>/k/ comes in and shoots their ass up
>Beta whiteknights scream "You can't hit women! that's sexist!" and /fit/ kicks their ass
>/pol/ gasses feminists
Weapons of tumblr
Weapons of 4chan
>Every /k/night with a gun
>Every truly swole bro from /fit/
>Every jock from /sp/
>Every fat fucking neckbeard from /tg/ who lost at their shitty game
In tumblr case
>Every nazi with a triggering rant an/pol/
Alright, this is something I think many of those who frequent both sites would eventually ask themselves, and I think that I've come to a basic conclusion after writing a paper on it for my psychology class:
SJW's and 4channers do things for the same results but through different methods.
On tumblr, you take a name and identity, and most of the SJW's there seem to be working for the attention and positive reinforcement they can wring out of folks by essentially guilting them into submission. They use words and phrases that most average, socially well-adjusted people don't use to try and position themselves as a moral authority over those they intimidate. They seek to be justified and appreciated, but at it's core, it's simply a desire for attention.
Meanwhile, on 4chan, where anonymity is the bread and butter of posts, you see a similar desire for attention, but the methods are the polar opposite: an average 4channer is not out to be a moral authority, nor are they aiming to create a better world. They simply are using their anonymity to coax a reaction out of those they target. They don't care what the reaction is, whether it be a funny pic or a shitpost aimed at rustling jimmies, all are considered equal in the eyes of the 'chan.
Against tumblr, this leads to the conclusion that 4chan would win. Not due to superior numbers, not due tp moralistic integrity, but because any reaction they illicit is a victory. Tumblr can throw around big words and invented insults all they want, but in the end, 4chan will simply not care what they're called and continue to seek upsetting tumblr.
In a game of madmen and fools, insanity is the safest armor.
I don't get why people use tumblr or twitter, both of their interfaces are fucking retarded. I get fb, snapchat, and ig, but why do people need fucking 12 social media outlets?
"hey guyz, I'm going to type an update with a few chars because it's limited and I need to see what celebrities are saying with limited chars, tee hee."
"hey guyz, I'm going to be genderfluid and triggered because it's cool, tee hee."
At least 4chan serves some purpose.
4chan besides all the edgy teenage boys has actually people capable and willing to kill in a fight situation. Heck I am sure there are Navy Seals on /k/ who could kill you in 1000 ways and that's just with their bare hands!
Fighting 4chan is like trying to beat a dung hill to death with a shovel. While the dung hill is laughing at you. Tublerinas don't appreciate this.
there's always some cringy ass fucking loser like you that calls everyone else super cringey because they're so damn insecure.
I gotta say this is actually true and although I'm not a tumblrina I really thought this was good.
>in a game of madmen and fools, insanity is the safest armor
>Thread was shit.
>Come back over an hour later, and 4Chan is organizing a raid.
I love this place.
The reason 4Chan always wins fights against Tumblr is that anons are anonymous while Tumblrinas are individuals.
Every detail of the Tumblrina snowflake's delicate crystal structure can be used against it. To break it. Have an eating disorder? Anon will mock you for it. Have an interest? Anon will tell you it's gay.
But an anonymous operator is like water. You can't attack it. You can't hurt it. What would you mock? Very little, that's what. And we already do that every second now.
When we raid Tumblr on Monday, Tumblr will get offended and they might even stage a counter raid - when /pol/ tells them to, of course - but the counter raid will fail, because it will have no weapons against an anonymous mass. It will be like any normal day on 4Chan.
Fighting 4Chan, and especially /b/, is like throwing shit in an ocean of piss. It does nothing.
As a warhammer player, an avid pc gamer, and a major geek for media, it's noce having a place where I can hear all opinions and points of view on my hobbies.
It's not a self-wankfest (mostly), and thanks to the law of probability, the sheer amount of shit that exists here means that there are bound to be large proportional chunk of good posts.
>When the confused tumblrfags raid /po/ instead of /pol/.
Yes, that would indeed be fun, but don't fool yourself, the second you go and try to start a thread about it, prepared to be spammed with "not your personal army fag", and be reminded why there's no spirit left in the fags on this board.
This thread explains why Tumblr could never raid /b/: /b/ is too busy trolling itself.
SJW's are that stupid. Milo has demonstrated the sheer stupidity of these SJW's by writing exactly how to beat him, and not one SJW as even attempted it.
as a matter of fact, they have already blown past full retard with this article.
m8 i literally got them from google
learn to lurk, faggot
Can I just point out that there is absolutely no evidence those suicides were even real? Also, that statement is 100% bullshit. We were definitely the ones who caused the Tumblr war, and cases like Dub the Dew were in no way triggered by the company involved. They were still pretty great, though.
>Taking this thread seriously
>people actualy arguing
is this a troll? please tell me this is a troll. i can't fathom how these could be genuine beliefs that a person entertained, let alone took the time to organize into writing.
Alright now that just pisses me right the fuck off. Can't the fucking SJWs fucking read? There's not a lot of decency here but /po/ in this case did literally nothing wrong and the tumblrinas came for them anyway. Fucking cunts. Yeah it's about time we went over and pushed Tumblrs shit in again.
Our only disadvantage would be our inability to organize, we'd be too busy insulting each other. Regardless, most of those obese landwhales wouldn't even show up. Those who did would get mowed down by /k/