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how old are you fellow virgins? why are you still a virgin?

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how old are you fellow virgins?
why are you still a virgin?

18 and too ugly
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>>692302945
19 and too incompentent to perform consensual intercourse to a women even though I had a lot of chances and they were literally begging for my cock.

Cure my autism /b/
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>>692303120
how do you have women begging for your cock and not do it? just fucking do it. i wish that happened to me :D
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>>692303318
so many different things happened that I just couldnt get my shit together as I said I am an autist when it comes to grills, eben though it works somehow
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>>692303318
you just gotta stick with it I guess
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>>692302945
21, would of lost it at 16 but bitch was so drunk I couldn't stay hard so lost it to random fat bitch on Craigslist last year to get over and done with. Nothing special, but regret doing it even if stayed virgin till 30, as far as I'm concerned first time was so gross and boring I try to repress it happening and gagging a little now about to vomit
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>>692302945
19
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25, micropenis and ugly
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>>692302945
you mean
>18 and not confident enough
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19 and Autist

Being a scrawny baby-looking fuck hasn't helped much either, but it beats being fat, I guess.
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Turn 20 next week, dunno how to talk to people, awkward and socially inept. Got a bit of attention back in high school, but sperged out and didnt realize what i missed out on until it was past salvaging.
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20, religious gf and ugly af
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19 and along with being fat and ugly, im literally terrified of physical or emotional intimacy, when a girl hugs me it makes my skin crawl, i just told the girls that were interested that i dont date or have sex
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>>692304074
JUST B CONFIDENT BRUH CONFIDENCE IS ALL THAT MATTERS TRUST ME BECAUSE REASONS CHICKS DIGS CONFIDENCE DOESNT MATTER IF YOU'RE UGLY AND SHORT JUST B CONFIDENT
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>>692305495
Know those feels man, not even sure how to make friends anymore
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>>692302945
20
I'm fat, and I don't care enough to change, otherwise I would have done it already.
Also covered in gross looking scars.
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32, literally living from good boy points in parents basement.

no, this is not a joke...
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>>692302945

33 year old virgin.
Maximo autismo.
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>>692302945
30
spent my formative years studying and working instead of dating
now i'm a social recluse with a good job
not a good trade
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18 kinda fat not even that ugly
I never spoke to anyone when I was in school so I never had a gf or anything probably gonna die alone
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>>692305991

What kind of job.
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>>692306042
software engineer
not exactly a chick magnet career
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>>692305711
>terrified of physical and emotional intimacy
I know that feeling all too well.
Even with my own family, it's a game of "how much do I have to lie to this person so they can't use personal information against me?"
I know it's just paranoia, but there it is.
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>>692306163
Isn't bad though. Decent, challenging and well-paid Time to start enjoying your life!
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>>692302945
I got fucked in the ass by an old friend when I was 15 then fucked some other dude in his ass a few mounts later.
>not virgin
>faggot
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>>692306498
then what are you doing in this thread?
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>>692302945
21small dick, was gonna have sex then girl wasn't happy when she saw my small pecker. Walked out
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>>692307238
how small?
she sounds like a bitch
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>>692307463
5inch hard and skinny
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>>692307777
that's pretty close to average actually
confirmed for bitch
also checked
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31
Too lazy.
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25. 6ft 5". 7.4" cock. Fit, decent looking. Came close a few times but last few years I've had confidence issues & don't get out much. So settled for long distance relationships
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>>692303959
pic of benis plox
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18 cause I'm too lazy to go clubbing.
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>18
being autistic around more than 3 people. Also my lack of interest in anybodies thoughts or activities sort of contributed to my anti social life thus leading to no action.
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>>692305991
i would trade that for my sexual experiences

i am poly with 3 gf's, what you have actually gives you money, appreciate what you have anon
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>>692307777
Nice quads, too bad you have a tiny dick
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>>692305587
are you religious?
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>>692308276
>too lazy to go clubbing
Must be retarded. I never went clubbing, and I've got tons
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>25
>Never been employed and always felt weird letting the women pay for dates, so I just decided to stop dating until I got some money to pay for the dates. I actually got a job two weeks ago, but I don't start getting paid for a while since I have to wait until the next time training comes around before I'm allowed to do any actual work.

The odd thing is that women still find me attractive even though I'm like 20-30 lbs overweight. I don't know if it's because they assume I must have money since I lack any other positive qualities, but I suppose that theory goes out the window once I explain to them that we can't do anything that costs money on the first date and they then decided they want a second date for whatever reason.

Kind of sucks that I have so little experience with dating women. I've literally never even asked anyone out, I've always just waited for the woman to ask me. Will probably be difficult for me to build up the courage to ask whomever it is I happen to become interested in. Possible that it'll never happen and I'll just buy a fleshlight.

Also, somewhat scared of being falsely accused of rape, TBH. I know it's probably an irrational fear to have, but I'm definitely the kind of guy a girl might regret in the morning and I don't want that regret turning into retroactively-withdrawn consent.

I could think of a million other excuses, but really it's just the money thing. I've always lacked ambition, and I honestly still don't care about being employed, but my mom was starting to get "concerned", so I just decided to finally move out and start my life.

tl;dr No money
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>>692308533

Not the one you replied to. But I still don't understand how anyone gets girlfriends.
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>>692308398
money doesn't buy happiness
i'm depressed and miserable
still want to trade?
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>>692309000
you think i am happy?

sex does not equap happiness

we're all in the same boat

im literally a depressed person on vanlefaxine

my point is, having a stable job is better than having an active sex life, im sure you can see that
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>>692303545
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26 not fat, ugly, broke, stupid, short, whatever.

Don't want to deal with the drama and it's not worth the chance to get her pregnant. I would suck on 12 gauge if I had a kid.
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>>692309284
Mah nigga
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30 NEET
Lazy and autistic
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have no problem getting girls to like me, I'm just childish. Like to stay home watching anime and 4chan shit. you get the picture
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>>692309284
The entire point of our species and every species on Earth is to multiply. I've never understood how so many people can just not want to have kids. It seems like a mental disorder, honestly.
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>>692309284
Know that feeling. Luckily I happened across four different single moms on POF that all had their plumbing cut. Super horseshoe up my ass, but believe it. Those were super fun to play with. I could friggin cum inside and everything. Mad put out sluts. No 10/10s though lol. Now I'm super lucky to be shacked up with a girl who never wanted them from the age of 18 so she also had her operation and now I chill with her and fuck her all the time bareback and splooge in whenever I want and she lives it. Yup. Happy.
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20m
Because my gf and I are currently in different states
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>>692310145
k
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>>692310106>>692310106
Nah there's enough out there. We just enjoy living, chilling, making money and doing what we want when we want. It's fuckn awesome. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
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>>692305900
You the same anon with the surgical scars on his dick?
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>>692310106
I'm basically a gamma +.
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>>692310106
Have you ever considered what modern marriages and children are like?
A sane man would avoid that shit like the plague.
I remember what I was like when I was a child.
I probably would've slapped the shit out of my younger self if I met him, and my parents said I was a good kid compared to most.
I don't want to think about what it would be like taking care of an obnoxious delinquent that I could never be rid of.
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>>692310255
Seriously though. Try POF. Takes time and patience though. I went on probably a dozen first meetings with people that all fooled me with non recent pics and other bullshit deception but I did achieve what I set out to do with persistence.
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>>692310042
Yeah for real
Rather stay home and watch crunchyroll then stress my comfort zone
I just don't see socializing as that fun unless you're debating, but you can't debate against chicks because they all put themselves on a pedestal.
I think I might just be gay
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17 because I am fat
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>>692310834
Mods
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22 when I lost my virginity to an escort
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>>692310499
So you just don't care that your lineage will die with you? You don't care about leaving a legacy after you die? You impact on the world just ends with you and that's fine?

I'm not trying to convince you to have a kid, I'm just legitimately curious as to why a person wouldn't want to have a kid.
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16, small cock, fat, ugly
too late for me anyways
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>>692310834
MODS
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>33 years young
>social retard
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Lol
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>>692310145
>>692310797
Jesus Christ. Talk about yourself more why don't ya. Nobody fucking cares.
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18 turned pretty alpha this year dunno why, got a Chick waiting for when I get home
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>>692310931
What the fuck is your legacy worth, unless youre a fucking rockafeller/biltmore/etc.?
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Lost my virginity 2 weeks ago, feels pretty nice.
I'm 20
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>>692310537
No, they're various burns and acne scars all over my body.
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>>692310933
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO statistically most people lose ot 17 18 your window is coming up
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>>692310931
"HUEHU WHY WOULDNT SOMEONE WANT A KID LIKE SHIT MAN ARE YOU GAY OR SUMIN I CANT THINK OF ONE REASON WHY SOMEONE WOULDNT WANT A KID IM A FUCKING RETARD"
& who the fuck cares about ones lineage you gotta be a total fucking faggot to care about something as stupid as that
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>>692310766
Preach!

Especially with all the bullshit this society has to offer. I was raised alod school as well and yeah I would have beat my delinquent ass to hell and back too. Like you I was pretty good also. Sports, work, social etc but nonetheless having a version of what I was in this day and age is an absolute fuckn NO
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>>692311226
Well I have no social interaction since i dropped out of school, so i dont see myself losing it in a long time
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>>692310931
No I don't. This isn't the days of keeping bloodlines alive and junk. Fuck it.
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33 but pepl tell me I look like Im in my early 20s
however Im a virgin

schizophrenia and c-ptsd
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>>692311214
Brother had same issue acne scars on his back still managed to get a chick. I do think it all leads back it being confident. But I really can't speak for that since I paid 20$ to lose my virginity.
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>>692311520
do you see things
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>>692311090
Fuck I thought I was just trying to help. Sorry.
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>>692311436
Why drop out need high school diploma to get shit jobs.
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>>692311122
Word
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>>692305495
19 here and pretty much in the same boat fam. Think I'm too far gone for saving now.
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>>692311642

no

very paranoid around pepl
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19,
I have a serial killer's butterface
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>>692311122
Your legacy is worth the possibility that, somewhere down the line, your progeny could make an actual difference in the world. Unless you don't believe you could do a better job of raising a child than your parents or that your genetic material isn't worth passing on, that you have qualities worthy of being preserved for future generations, then it only makes sense that you would want to pass on those qualities and that potential so that the generations to come can have less of a shitty existence than the current generation has. Or fuck it, maybe your great, great grandkid is the next Hitler. I'd be down with that, too, I just want my life to have meant something more than the sum total of what I've done with it.
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>>692311527
Yeah, I guess it does all have to do with confidence.
Is he happy with his gf?
Or is he just there cause he's afraid of being alone?
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>>692309140
Thanks anon. In a strange way that has made me feel a lot better about being a genetic failure.
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>>692311746
I dont fucking know might as well kill myself right now
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>>692311812
Even complete strangers?
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>>692312010
enjoy your success dude

i would trade places a million times, would love to have my little stable routines and having fun in my little bubble
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>>692312124

yah...
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19 fat and ugly
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>>692311974
Ehh sometimes he is sometimes he isn't feel like she bosses him around most of the time tho. He went and got a decent car something better than his high school shit car. Gf bitched him out about it being to expensive he went and traded back for his old car. He's gonna be married soon.
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>>692310931
why does that even matter? you think some dude who lived a thousand years ago was all like "yeah dude, but legacy will live forever. i did something in life, im proud. i did nothing but i did so much"
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>>692311913
I totally see what your saying. It's not a decision I made lightly. Butterfly effect almost. It's weird because I'm not a dumbass. Do well in life and junk but justnever saw myself going ththrough the whole traditional methods of procreation and the raising. It seems all bloody ridiculous these days.
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>>692311300
I wasn't a delinquent, but I was still a self-absorbed asshole.
I thought I actually knew something about the world when I was 12, and tried shoving it in people's faces all the time.
Now I realize that Socrates was right when he said (I'm paraphrasing here) "The wisest men know that they are still breathtakingly ignorant."
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>>692311913
>Qualities worthy of being preserved
I assume you mean stupid shit like blonde hair / blue eyes, right?
Nobody gives a fucking shit about that.
You need to just enjoy life for what it is instead of "OH MAN WE GONNA NEED MORE ARIAN CHILDREN IN THIS WORLD WHEN IM GONE OH AND I NEED ATTENTION AFTER IM GONE MY LAST NAMES GOTTA MEAN SOMETHIN I NEED THIS FUCKING ATTENTION"
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>>692310679
you mean gamma -
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>>692302945
This makes me happy I was a teenager in the mid 90's. Back then all it took was long hair, and either an Alice In Chains, Nirvana, or Pantera t-shirt, and you were pretty much gonna get laid. I fucked more chicks from 1994-1999 than can honestly count, and half of them were just drunk, faceless, metalchicks at either local shows, or keggers. You didn't have to be fit, or hot, all it took was "OH GOD! You like Pantera too!?!?" and a fucking beer, and your dick was getting wet. Now that I'm in my 30's I miss the ease with which I could get laid when I was a teenager.
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>>692312040
Fuck it get GED and just hit on the inevitable qt at your job.
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>>692307777
Quads on a dick post
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>>692312469
"OH YEAH SOME RANDOM DUDE IN A HUNDRED YEARS WILL MAYBE HAVE MY LAST NAME AND MY GRAND GRAND IDS MAY HEAR ABOUT ME ONCE FUUUUCK YEAH"
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>>692312350
Ummm. Yes? People back when were crazy about leaving legacies. Fucking houses and clans and shit? What do you think that shit is all about? It's about tying yourself into a legacy, something bigger than yourself.
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>>692312332
Oh God, that sounds even worse than being single.
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>>692312545
Meh, rather kill myself. already fucked myself over hard in every aspect
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>>692302945
>19
>i am retarded
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>>692312733
It makes total sense. I understand and it's for that reason my decision was difficult.
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>>692302945
18 and fucked 4. Git gud OP
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22 not a virgin , all these guys saying I'm too ugly , too fat too lazy etc just lack confidence. I've seen fat ugly pieces of shit with semi attractive gf's so why can't you pull it off?
>inb4 they have money
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>>692310679
I think you mean gamma minus.
A gamma plus I'd basically an alpha plus but with absolutely no interest in society.
Most of the faggots on here (including yours truly) would only qualify as delta plus at best.
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>>692312911
im not white tho
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>>692312469
I was talking about advantageous qualities in a general sense, but if I have to get specific, I would say that having above-average intelligence is a quality that should be passed on or the world will only get dumber. I don't give a fuck about looks. Don't assume, you look like an ass.
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>>692312733
I'm educated. Hold red seals in a few trades. Good with people and conversations and am a generally good person. Please and thank you, hold doors and all that. Good genes fit without trying etc but nonetheless I made the decision...
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>>692302945
18
I'm white
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>>692313073
When people are talking about qualities being preserved they are usually things like hair color eye color skin color. just because someone is smart doesnt mean their kid will be too.
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>>692313073
I hear ya. I sometimes feel as though I'm allowed dumb people to win and that's the difficult part.
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>>692313425
Also true.
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hi guys i was a kissless virgin until my 20th, am 25 now and have had sex with 10 different women and have a solid relationship. i'm sure you guys can do it too

dont despair x
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24 and hate myself
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>>692312540
Fucking lying faggot
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>>692312384
Not even for the curiosity of what a little you would do/ be? Even if I didn't care about a legacy(which I obviously do), I couldn't handle not knowing what my child would be like. inb5 some generic "he would be shitty like every other kid." There are quite a few kids who aren't shitty and I'd hope I'd be a good enough parent to raise one of the not-shitty ones.
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>>692312736
Kinda does. He should've waited and just be dating he had the confidence for it. Gonna get him a ticket to Vegas night before wedding feel like I haven't an obligation of saving him before gets turned beta through marriage
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It's not that hard guys, I'm barely average looking and slightly over weight and lost it when I was 18 (21 now) just talk to girls and it'll happen eventually
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>>692312818
Well then get the bleach and stream that shit faggot
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>>692313753
Also, one you lose your v you'll be surprised how easy it is to get some in the future
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>>692310679
>Putin alpha
>Cameron beta

I approve.
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>>692302945
I was almost 18.5 when I lost mine. Not too late!
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>>692313425
But it is much more likely. Intelligence has at least something to do with genetics. Even if it didn't, being raised by smart people will tend to make a child more intelligent just through the environment they are exposed to.
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>>692313555
>didnt finish uni so i have a shit job
>still live in my parents house
>white
>average looking
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>>692313662
I know I wouldn't raise a shitty one LOL not with what I know and remember from my childhood. Live, learn, apply right. Also I think mainly I just never found the right woman who I thought would be able to carry through the rest of this child's life with me
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>>692313425
This is true. Stupidity seems to breed true a lot faster than intelligence. My xwife's sister is a perfect example, her parents are honest, decent, smart, hard working people, she, however is a worthless hoodrat, with 5 kids by 3 different guys, I haven't met the youngest 2 (paternal twins) since they were born after me and the x split up, but her older 3 are quite possibly the most ignorant, willfully stupid people I have ever met. They honestly glory in their own stupidity, and ignorance. It's kind of depressing actually.
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21

I´m picky as fuck, and tend to cockblock myself every now and then. Im not good at approaching girls either, most of the little experience i have comes from girls throwing themselfs at me.

Cant even blame my looks, im no model, but not bad looking and improving (thx /fit).

Lets just say the whole story is a bit complicated.
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>>692313700
You're a good brother!
Do everything you can to save him from being cucked by his gf.
I don't think I could ever willingly be in a relationship where my partner was basically my mother, but could control me through sex.
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>>692314038
There's my viewpoint a bit.
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18. Lost it 3 days ago.
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>>692314038
@

Sounds shitty
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>>692314022
I can respect that. But there's a big difference between not wanting to have children and not wanting to have children right now. I mean, whoever was saying he'd rather kill himself than have a kid? Those are the people I'm really talking to with all of this.

FWIW, I don't want to have kids RIGHT NOW either, but I definitely still want one or two in the future. I'm nowhere near ready financially to handle that shit.
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almost 21.
fml
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>>692314175
Think he kinda resents us subconsciously sees his fiancee's family as the perfect family and us the fucked family. And granted we didn't have the greatest start drunk father beating us and taking out money had to flee home town. But still wouldn't trade it for the little white picket fence family. I enjoy being single and gonna love having a place to myself soon. My brother didn't get that, he needs it.
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>>692314088
Sounds like a classic case of autism
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18. I lack self esteem and confidence, mainly due to being overweight. However, a friend is helping me get a job at where she works, and since work is physically demanding(and I'll be getting paid) I'm sure this will be changing soon
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>>692302945
19 and a mess mentally
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18, act in an overly faggy way, and people just assume I am gay.
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>>692314405
@
Kill myself rather than... No. If it happens I'll make the absolute best of it that's for sure. But I'm 33 now and well settled in my life the way it is so it doesn't seem likely that I will have one.
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>>692314529
Wait a minute, he's getting married and he's never had his own place?
Guy must be one charming motherfucker.
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>>692314405
@
Sorry. Not an iternet vet. What's the abbreviations?
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>>692302945
25 cause
5'7"
Ugly
Balding
I avoid situations where I can feel exposed or insulted so i dont go out anymore or talk to anybody
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>>692314373
You have no idea /b/ro. A couple years ago, I bought my son a ps4 for his birthday. His mom was worried her niece and nephews were either going to break it, or steal his shit, since they do that with everything he owns (she actually had to confront her sister about her sons stealing my kid's CLOTHES!). I actually had to take her sister's boyfriend (later the father of her twins) aside, and threaten him, I told him "For ever item Tara's kids break or steal of my son's, I am coming back here and breaking something on you." just to ensure that my son's birthday presents didn't get ruined.
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>>692314552
Maybe but im a rather social guy otherwise. I get along with most people, guy and girls alike, and i love being the center of attention. Is there no end to this madness?
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I'm 28. Pic related. It's the reason why I'm still a virgin.
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20
it's probably a combo of me being maybe a 6/10, and just being socially awkward. don't know how to talk to girls really. at all.
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>>692314743
Yep be a shame to see that get squandered by wife he's barely in his mid 20's guy needs to be saved.
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>>692314038
Then doesn't that mean the people who are intelligent should just be fucking that much more to ensure the average IQ doesn't drop any lower? Also, for every story you can produce about shitty kids with smart parents, I'm sure I could find one about smart kids with smart parents. That's the shitty thing about anecdotal evidence. I think the vast majority of a person's intelligence comes from how they were raised, but it seems silly to deny that at least a portion of it is genetic. It's the same thing with anything, really. You might train everyday of your life to do the best you can at any given task, but unless you have the right genetics for it, you're always going to be beaten by the person who does.
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>>692302945

23 severe anxiety and a 3 inch fully erect penis.
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>>692314743
That or he found himself in a relationship with a domineering, overbearing, cunt, and proposed marriage in order to placate her. And probably didn't have a whole bunch of experience to balance her against.
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25 and fat ugly

but not kissless
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>>692314900
@
One of those huh. Nice. (O'Doyle Rules) fuck.

I've watched my bro's situation that was quite enough in itself. Hes a fat alpha cunt by the way. Luckily his son for some reason is ultra nerdy smart and even good looking so he'll be fine.
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>>692314637
A friend (a guy) really wants to fuck me, and I am considering it. Should I?
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18
i have no idea other than being weird?
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>>692315002
Here's a tip then. STOP BEING NICE TO THEM! The minute they say some shit like that, EXCISE THEM LIKE A MALIGNANT GROWTH!
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18
>Social anxiety
>Indian
>depression
Going to attend uni in the fall in cali. I'm fit, face isn't that great, but I hope i can pick up a few social skills and confidence.
>inb4 kys because you're not white
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>>692315205
Stop saying @
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>>692314863
For what it's worth
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>>692302945
21
not leaving my house , mom says i have a pretty face
tfw have a belly like homer
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>>692315136
That too...
The more I listen to the story the more certain I am his fiancee is a bitch.
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>>692315021

forgot to add, had the chances of getting a girlfriend back in middle school, both 6th and 7th grade, but due to me being socially awkward nothing happened. almost banged my then bestfriend about 4-5 years ago. we were alone in her friends bedroom trying to sleep.years later we both talked about the intense sexual tension we felt in the air. not friends with her no more though.
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>>692315189
Same. Im honestly cool with it. I've had chances with ugly beasts but i'm not that desperate lol
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>>692302945
23 kissless virgin

I never leave the house
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>>692315136
No he didn't at all main big problem was the religion factor.
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>>692315265
Why
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27, had a neck injury when I was 16, lost all of my friends, because having extended conversations and relationships sends me into mood swings and other illnesses
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>>692302945
25 and raped by Psoriasis. Plus not exactly very confident.
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>>692315002
Protip: Girls don't put you in the friendzone, you put yourself in there. You are projecting how you as a male select partners on to them. Girls want romance, a hypergamous fantasy of a superior guy or with potential to be that, while you as a male pretty much just want a friend you can fuck. When girls don't know that much about a guy, they can fill in the blanks if they are prone to liking him to begin with. When you befriend the girl and reveal yourself in your entire normalcy, you leave no white space on the canvas. There is no mystique to what you might be and what you are is not that special. Therefore girls won't form romantic feelings towards you.
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>>692315108
That's a sick wallpaper dude, you excited for the next expansion ?
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>>692306163
>Software engineer
As if that is an excuse.Try harder
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17 and poor as fuck
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>>692315043
I'm not saying they're any less likely to HAVE smart kids. But intelligence is something that needs to be groomed. I also know some people who are so stupid they have to remind themselves to breathe, that have kids so smart that they scare the shit out of me. But just like muscles, unless you work on maintaining intelligence, it will atrophy and die.
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>>692315330
Fiancee is bitch without even knowing she thinks she's super nice. Unwittingly making those around her miserable. When she does get called out she argues that the other person is in the wrong
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>>692302945
get fucked I was 13 when I got laid why will you become a wizard?
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Don't give up fellow brothers!
I was one of you until last year when I lost my virginity to a pretty hot Asian chick. I was 20 and until that day I thought I would become a wizard some day. I've had sex with 5 different girls in the past year which is an astronomically high number compared to my previous sex life.
It will all eventually get better once you lost your v-card.
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>>692315305
Thanks
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>>692315574
>implying wealth matters at all at that age
also underage b&
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18 and I'm a pretty anti social person so I don't get out as much and I have a huge fear of talking to people. I spend most of my time at home working on taking care of my appearance and spending money on Asian washes and beauty products in the hopes of someone will talk to me since I don't have the balls to come forth and start a decent conversation. I don't know but whenever people do come up to me and try to hit on me I just become scared and try to find an excuse to back out. Guess I'm just autistic.
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>>692302945
This thread is depressing. Why is there so much suffering, why can't i just close my eyes and never wake up? I'm only 18, but i literally have no optimism of the future
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>>692315382
>he didn't at all

Which part? The finding himself in a relationship he had no control in, or the complete lack of experience?
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grills where i live are cancer.
for each decent one there are 150 ugly, not to mention they are sluts here

i am decent looking, working out at the gym now so within 2 years before i move away after finishing education i should be fine
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>>692315692
Getting raped by your uncle doesn't count
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>>692315787
Poor as fuck, and Colombian xD
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>>692312911
Word
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18 and too socially awkward
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>>692310679
>tfw omega positive
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>>692315957
Panda?
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>>692315480
Unrequited love and friendzone are pretty much the samething. It's not the guy's fault some chick doesn't return those feelings. A guy doesn't put himself in the friendzone. That ball lies in the female's hand.
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>>692303318
U took the bait dumb ass. Fcking newfag gtfo my /b/
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>>692315395
because it doesn't make any sense
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>>692315957
Time to join the cartel mate. Will get you loads of pussy guaranteed.
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>>692315904
Lack of experience. Guy didn't even jerk to porn cause he would burn in hell if he did.
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>>692315809
So you're a grill?
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>>692315815
Then getting laid will not help you all that much. After the whopping 5 minutes of "OH MY GOD! I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE" giddiness passes, you find out life is pretty much the same after you get laid, as it was before.
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>>692315596
That's what I was saying. You need to work at being smart. That becomes evident if you just look at the extreme of the situation. A potentially "gifted" child who is never allowed access to any materials from which to learn will never realize his potential. I just think of the genetic portion as a cap on how intelligent you CAN be, not necessarily an indication of how smart you WILL be. I think it would be a shame to let that cap be lowered by intelligent people choosing not to have children while basic morons choose to chain breed.
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>>692315932 But raping him does.
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>>692315910
They're all sluts but you can't lay them , k
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>>692316124
That's not the point anon. I'm sure it's not that great, but you only reach that point after you've actually lost it. Besides, i wanna get done with it so that i can stop getting depressed over something so worthless
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>>692316047
This guy knows what's up
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>>692302945
>18
>small penis + speed and coke
>fat (not murica fat but fat enough)
>very bad skin
>don't like to be with new people
>...
>no profit
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>>692316100
If this is the case, then just taking him out "to sow his wild oats" before he ties the noose, i mean the knot, isn't going to help. Have you ever tried sitting down with your brother, taking away his bible, and hitting him with it?
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>>692316215
ayyyooooo
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>>692302945
20 had a couple chances but fucked up then haven't met many women since highschool ended. Bars put me in a violent mood so I don't go there. Plus bars are expensive so thats also gay.
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>>692302945
>18
>not good looking enough and socially retarded and awkward
Will kill self soon
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>>692302945
18 and fat/lazy
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>>692316124
You're right that losing his virginity might not help him if his life is shit in general. But after I lost my virginity it somehow was much easier for me to interact with girls. It's like they could sense the desperation before I lost it.
My life improved heavily after due to more sex and more confidence.
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>>692316589
why not today
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>>692308768
Good luck with everything anon.
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>>692316443
Kek. Nah thing is he is my older brother and his flaw is that he thinks he knows better than anyone in the room. If I were to sit down and talk to him I don't think he would take it seriously. Lil brother doesn't know shit im guessing would be going through his head. Mother feels the same that getting married is a mistake but don't think he listens to her either.
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>>692316715
You're right. I'm too much of a pussy. I feel like saying that online because it feels good.
Will kill self soon
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all you talking about looking good, it's not so much the good looks. Good-looking guys are usually confident. It's the confidence that gets the girls usually, not the looks itself.
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>>692310679
Gamma + for sure. I have the world at my fingertips, but sincerely don't give any fucks. It's the way to live man, do what you want, when you want and don't seek approval.
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>>692303959
sorry man
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>>692302945
17 and too scared of making the 1st step into a relationship
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>>692316110
Yes I'm a girl.
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>>692307777
average m8, not small

mine is 5in flaccid
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>>692302945
Ive never been fucked in the butt. 27 here
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>>692316148
I agree with you. And it's ironic you used gifted. My xwife has an IQ of 127, I have an IQ of 139. Our son tested into the gifted program in his school, in the 3rd grade. According to his counselor they don't even usually give that test until the end of 5th grade. He scored in the 95% and up across the board, and charted an IQ of 131 at the age of 8 (he's now 13). He scares the living shit out of both of us. I mean how do you have a conversation with a 10yr old, asking you if you know anything about combined unified theory?
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>>692315243
>indian
Trust me you aint gettin none ever son
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>>692316979
Just don't drink for confidence, cause then you become dependent on it for socializing.
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>>692317111
I'll sacrifice myself and take your virginity. Where do you live?
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>>692313006

this tbh
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>>692302945
19
No good reason, I just don't really want to fuck anyone.
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>>692316951
why not today
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>>692317111
Checked. Well if you wanna lose your V card , go to a club and show guys you're interested in attention and a couple of them will try their very best to have sex with you
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>>692302945
Not a virgin, but I use virgin Mobile. Decently priced non-contract month to month payments.
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>>692317330
nice pick up line /b/ro
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>>692310679
>tfw even your blood type is O-
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>>692316316
If you already understand that it's pointless, then why bother worrying about it?
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>>692317330
Lulz
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>>692317330
Top kek
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>>692302945
I'm a born-again virgin
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>>692310679
Alpha plus here
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>>692317111
can i be your first one?
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>>692317431
Smooth as fuck ain't I?
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>>692310933
underage b&
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>>692312540
Where all the chicks hairy in the 90s like in most 90s porn?
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>>692316830
Which is why the need for physical force becomes apparent. He can't look at you like "little brother is so confused" after you just handed him his ass. Punch him in the mouth and tell him that unless he listens to you, you're gonna keep hitting him.
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>>692310933
16 and you've already given up on the purpose of life , might as well just kill yourself right now
also underage b&&&
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>>692317111
>inb4 feminine penis
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>>692310933
Shut up faggot! When I was your age I had 4 long years left to finally get my dick wet.
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>>692317224
That's what I want, tbh. I want my kid to be so much smarter than I am that I feel stupid just trying to talk to him. I just want my kid to be better than I am so that I can feel like the world is somehow better(even if only statistically) for what I've done. I know it's probably some form of autism or something that causes me to value this so much, but I just can't help it. I'm happy for you, man. Alright, I'm out. You guys have pleasant time zone-specific portion of your day.
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>>692302945
23
Skinny
Shy
Solitaire
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>>692305816
Can confirm, my friend is a short, fat (albeit rich and successful) manlet who has more confidence than a 6'4" quarterback.
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>>692317330
>>692317554
C'mon faggots cut that shit out. It's because of this femanons don't identify themselves on here. /b/ would turn to a hook-up site if there wasn't so much desperation on here.
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>>692317400
Not really conferrable with the whole club vibe..and not interested in drunk sex. I wanna at lest lose my virginity to a man or women who has a since of care for me but that takes getting to know one another and I'm terrible at that. Reason why most girls are pick about sex is because we are scared of being left behind and used. At lest it's for me. I wouldn't mind having a friends with benefits.
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>>692315809
I'll make you an extrovert with my dick
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>>692310933
An hero underage faggot.
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>>692316021
Girls don't control who they love and they can't force you to be their friends. If you have romantic feelings for a girl and you want a relationship and using your male logic you close yourself up to them, as in befriend them, you sabotaged yourself. You did the worst thing you can do to raise romantic feelings in a girl. If the girls already has feelings for you then sure, but romance doesn't rise from friendship.
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>>692317762
Kek im not gonna assault the guy. For one he could probably kick my ass. He's gonna get experience one way or another. Hope he quits the marriage sooner rather than later
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>>692317758
Not the teenagers. I was 14 in 1994, by that point the "landing strip" was a very popular look for teenage girls. By the time 1997 rolled around, clean shaven was the way to go. I still prefer the landing strip personally, maybe is nostalgia, but I just find it absolutely drop dead sexy.
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>>692317869
>implying I was even being serious
Don't get too butthurt about it you mongo.
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>>692317111
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>>692303120
The problem is that you think b is the cure...
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18 and beta as Fuck
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>>692318190
>damage control
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>>692317111
I think you're all missing something here.

Tits or GTFO
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>>692317834
>4 long years
Its gonna fucking fly right out the door for me cause I dropped out.
>>692317772
Pretty much. Fuck life
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>>692317875
Ah alright , well start going out more to places where people of similar interests and you might just find someone you really like. Where are you from by the way?
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>>692317854
Wanja!!!!!
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>>692317111
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
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>>692317111
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I answered you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
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>>692318283
16 years old? Stop being a drama queen. You've got time. What I would give to be your age again.
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>>692318408
And then we get this retard...
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>>692318304
Only time I felt conferrable with anyone was with my anime group but haven't gotten into contact with any of them since I've dropped out. I guess once the anime conventions come along that will be a great time to meet people. And I'm from Alabama btw.
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>>692318267
>projecting this much
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>>692318502
kek
>the thirst! THE THIRST!
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>>692318502
You being retarded on purpose. better not be.
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>>692318544
What I would give to be 10 again i'd literally kill to be able to start back from there
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>>692318670
What I would give to be Chucky!
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>>692318122
I hope you're comfortable with watching him suffer then. Give it 2 years, and he is going to be either so bootlicked that he can't even form his own opinion, or he will despise his wife, yet be unable to get out from under her thumb, and resent you for not talking sense into him sooner. Given the scenario you've mapped out about him, those are the 2 most likely outcomes.
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>>692318502
Kek. I hope this is bait so much.
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>>692318663
>>692318621
its from a message some beta sent to a girl on xboxlive
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>>692318559
Well make sure to show your interest to guys/girls you find attractive and I'm sure you'll find someone.
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>>692318794
>being this new
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>>692318969
oh yeah I remember that! lol
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>>692318556
Shut up faggot. It's reactions like this that ensure you'll never feel the inside of a vagina. >>692318408 this anon is absolutely correct in his response.
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>>692318783
2 years is the max to see if he is genuinely happy or cucked. Going to be checking on him often. And again kidnapping him to vegas need be.
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>>692302945
29 years old. I'm a virgin because reciprocity is dead.
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>>692318969
so the girl who got that message posted it online?

where can i see her post
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My power grows daily, mortals
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19 year old neet, I dont leave my house much and I live in a very small, rural town.
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>>692319057
How am I new?
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