I've decided to go on a mass shooting spree on /b/ because there are too many faggots.
Singles escape alive.
Dubs gets shot in the balls and dies.
Trip becomes my raped bitch hostage.
Quads becomes the hero of /b/
Newfag tries to declare has quads, install monarchy, but no quads
I wouldn't be talking shit if I were you
Hands up now! Drop the weapon! I don't want to shoot!
You can't shoot me! I got no balls.
>last 3 numbers were 404
>destiny of thread has been spoken
>all hail the prophet anon
>aim all prayers towards his house
>no fucking idea where that is
>Hail muhamma-I mean, anon!
>The South shall rise aga-god dammit wrong battlecry
Breaching building see nothing so far. over
Put down your weapon and surrender
You have ten seconds to comply
Go ahead and i'll kill everybody.
You saved us! The town of /b/ will build a statue for your heroic act
When you think of the number of 300 in a post, not everyone will get shot. mostly 10 to 30 percent get shot and small percent become hostage, only 1 becomes a hero. its kind of a realistic statistic in real life
go away Op
also nice pasta
I'm a drunk party-goer with a concealed weapons permit. I pull my weapon but I'm intoxicated so my aim isn't great.
>The next 5 posts die if singles
>If one of the next 5 posts is doubles, I hit op and save everyone
>if one on the next 5 posts is trips, my gun explodes in my hands and I die