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I've decided to go on a mass shooting spree on /b/ because

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I've decided to go on a mass shooting spree on /b/ because there are too many faggots.

Singles escape alive.
Dubs gets shot in the balls and dies.
Trip becomes my raped bitch hostage.
Quads becomes the hero of /b/
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trip get
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>implying dubs wouldn't be all it would take to stop a low test beta like you

Top Kek. Roll.
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>>692262423
Roll.
Also, fuck you. These are singles.
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>>692262423
BYE NIGGER
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>>692263677
ok bye bye dead nigger
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dodge
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well rip I guess
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I live
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Oh boi
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O
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>>692264066
Rip
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>>692262423
please god let me die
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I'm out, cya
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I'm gay
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Don't do it!
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skeet skeet
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Im going to live
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I'm too young to die
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>>692262423
K. Keep me posted
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Well I feel pretty confident I'll be safe with these odds dipshieter op
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>>692262423
aint gonna lie, i kinda want trips
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Roll
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>>692262423
trips get bb
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>>692262423
Fuck you OP I'm outta here.
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Good thing I only roll singles.
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rollin
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I'll save /b/
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>>692262423
roll
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Yeah whatever I got quads and that makes me king.

New law of /b/. No faggots like OP allowed.
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gratata
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Save me and the children, I want to live!
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Quads here huehuehue
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>>692265266
Fak
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First time I hope I don't get dubs
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Woo hoo
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>>692265333
lol
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mommy
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>>692265333
FUCK ME
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>>692265144
Newfag tries to declare has quads, install monarchy, but no quads

>Kek
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>>692265333

Lol raped bitch hostage
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i don't w-wanna d-d-die
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Roll
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i am not a faggot
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>>692262423
The single worst thread ive ever seen
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Im living faggots
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Roll
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rollin
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>>692265293
>>692265266
You were 300 posts away. What did you expect moron.
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This maybe the first time i've wanted to die
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>>692265822
So fucking ironic
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>>692265822
K
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Seeing that gun OP one must think you love dick
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>>692262423
roll
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>>692263200
Shit talking bitch got capped. Hah.

Rollin
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Oh shit waddup
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rolling 2 get raped
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>>692262423
>>692262423
hope you used a proxy. they take shit here seriously and will ip track / v& your fucking shit. not even joking.
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Can I be your accomplish OP?
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>>692266053
>pic related
>>692266144
I wouldn't be talking shit if I were you
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>>692266144
Awwwww me too.
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PLEASE SHOOT ME IM A NIGGER
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>>692265333
open you anus bitch because im going to stick my big nigger dick inside.
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>>692266267
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we're all heroes now
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>>692262423
Rolling homie
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Rollerino
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>>692266322
Well, shit. I'd better pull that trigger now.
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>>692266267
DO DUB DUBS COUNT AS QUADS?
DUB A DUB DUB IN A QUAD TUB
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Trips plis.. :3
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>>692266322
but your not off by one fucking nIGGER
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>>692262423
Hands up now! Drop the weapon! I don't want to shoot!
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>>692266466
Neither are you!
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>>692266466
fUCK
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>>692262423
fuck me plis anon sama
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rawlin
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>>692266488
kek
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>>692266208
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself
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>>692266399
>>692266577
Literally shot in the balls twice
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I bet you cant even 360 noscope faggot
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6666 get
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>>692262423
no guns allowed
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Roll
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Hi.
Im Joris.
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I'll an hero either way
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>>692262423
Please do it irl too, and you better kill as many posts you get
>faggot check 'em
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I don't want to live anymore.
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m safe
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>>692262423
trips me daddy
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Roll
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>>692266488
Rip police offcier 2016-2016
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ccccheck em
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Dw guys i got this
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B-but Hillary told me if you tell criminals they can't have guns they won't have guns!
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>>692262423
asd
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Oh yeah? Bet you can't kill me! Rape me instead, cuck!
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Rolling
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>>692262423
Kys faggot
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You can't shoot me! I got no balls.
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don't fuck with you op faggot
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>>692266409
>dub dubs
only the end post numbers count
>692266267
anon got 67, not dub dubs.
>do dub dubs count as quads
no
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Kys
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>>692266404
>last 3 numbers were 404
>destiny of thread has been spoken
>all hail the prophet anon
>aim all prayers towards his house
>no fucking idea where that is
>Hail muhamma-I mean, anon!
>The South shall rise aga-god dammit wrong battlecry
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OP is a faggot
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>>692262423
Breaching building see nothing so far. over
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>>692262423
nice gun :D
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Quads
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>>692267100
Check those bad boys
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Negus
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Rolling for hostage
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>>692262423
i escaped
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>>692267211
Uh...close?
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>>692267211
I guess you could say OP made you...BUST A NUT!
AYYYYYY
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Roww
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Please don't shoot! I have a wife and kids!
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Please kill me OP
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IM AN HERO
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>>692262423
Follow me goiz
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>>692267365
You're so lucky. One off from getting capped
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runnin
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>>692262423
Put down your weapon and surrender
You have ten seconds to comply
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Anon we're friends right..?
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I'm free nigga
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>>692267365
>>692267454
>>692267167
>>692266967
so close
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>>692262423
Rolling for trips.
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>>692266488
Go ahead and i'll kill everybody.
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>>692262423
yea fuk u anon imma shoot u first nigga
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u aint shootin me nigger
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How can you kill something that is already dead inside
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I will not die today op
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I AM THE HERO B/ DESERVES
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Quads check em
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>>692267777
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>>692267777
Same fagging because these are my first quads. You're welcome for saving you /b/ros
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>>692267777
Hail our champion
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>>692267777
OH YES
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>>692267777
Shit Quads!!!!
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*sprints for exit*
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>>692267777
The hero is here
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Rawlin for trips
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>>692267777
You saved us! The town of /b/ will build a statue for your heroic act
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>>692267777
ey thx nigaa
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An hero get
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>>692262423
I like your gun
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Roll?
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>>692267777
/b/'s hero. Checked
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>>692267875
You have saved our lives, we are eternally grateful, OH MIGHTY SAVIOR.
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>>692262423
I don;t have balls to shoot at, suck it :)
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hopefully i get trips
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>>692267777
The hero of /b/ congratulations anon. next time.
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>>692262423
Pop pop pop.
Watchin niggas drop.
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Time to save the day
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rape me
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All singles escape? That's the worst shooting spree ever, OP.
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So long gay bowser
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>>692262423

you're a cunt
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>>692266577
Roll
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>>692268460
When you think of the number of 300 in a post, not everyone will get shot. mostly 10 to 30 percent get shot and small percent become hostage, only 1 becomes a hero. its kind of a realistic statistic in real life
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quaddds plox
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Rolllllling
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Roll
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escaping graciously
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>>692268977
damn
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kill me already cunt
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>>692268977
Never get to confident dead nigger
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Jokes on you, I only get singles.
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>>692262423
shoot up the fb fap, trap, furry threads
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>>692262423
Oh boi!
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End my pain
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>>692265333
What should i do with my rape hostage. any suggestion?
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Hoping for dubs, fml
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>>692262423
>roll
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>quads
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But quads is easy
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Check my singles, bitches
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I aint dying here
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>>692262423
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>>692262423
Yay! I made it out alive!!
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>>692262423
ib4 hero
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>>692262423
singles
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Hillary will rule the universe
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Rolli
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trips please
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Rooll
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>>692262423
Try harder, fag
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Quads check
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Roll
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>>692262423
Roll
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>>692271555
FFS THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY TIME I GET A TRIP
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Oh baby oh baby
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>>692262423
lookit individual numbers
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Rollllllinga
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Rollingaa
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>>692262423
meesa want to die
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Kill me please
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Ayye
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>>692262423
What about fem annons?
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Just kill me i dont want these numbers...
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Im ded
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Roll
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>>692267777
Thank you based god
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Came late and everyones gone... Fuck me
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rollz
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Hoping for dubs or trips
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Rull
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Roll
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Pleass let me get dubs
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>>692262423
Rolling.
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plz release me from my pain
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Rolling!
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>>692262423
Come on trips
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>>692262423
Welp, bye balls.
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>>692273866
Muh ballz

See you on the other side /bros
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>>692271555
Another raped hostage. hope you enjoy being a fagoot for the rest of your life
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>>692262423
hiss
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>>692262423
rollio
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>>692262423
go away Op
:^)

also nice pasta
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>>692273866
>>692273977
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>>692273866
>>692273977
I got shot in the balls and died then got shot in the balls again?

Harsh
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rollerino cappuccino
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nevermind fuck me
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Ffffff-iretruck
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>>692262423
quady
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>>692262423
run for your fucking lives!
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Rollo Lamperogue
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I will survive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tth-8wA3PdY
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Yeet
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>>692267777
Thanks I guess
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>>692275144
Get shot friendo
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I'm a drunk party-goer with a concealed weapons permit. I pull my weapon but I'm intoxicated so my aim isn't great.
>The next 5 posts die if singles
>If one of the next 5 posts is doubles, I hit op and save everyone
>if one on the next 5 posts is trips, my gun explodes in my hands and I die
If quads
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Fucking nigger
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>>692267777
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trips get
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>>692262485
>Not rolling for quints
>What are you, a fucking faggot?
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>quad getttttt
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>>692262423
Rollaway
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Winner winner chicken dinner
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roll
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>>692262423
Quads is from /k/
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Roller
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Why not. I'm obv hero.
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Thanks Lori
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I will die
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bomng
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>>692267777
Our hero
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>>692262423
I'm the hero /b/ needs, not wants
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Rolling for trips
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rolling
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Just gonna stop by to say this is lame as fuck
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(Barel)Roll
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Ok i safe
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Roll
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Rip
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>>692279411
nice
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>>692262423
rollin'
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Tfw when singles
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Savier
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pl0x no rekt
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Hope this shit works
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Roll
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rollin
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>>692262423
roll
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>>692262423
POLICE DROP THE WEAPON! DROP THE WEAPON!
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aw shit
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Trips Git
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>>692262423
oh shit
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>>692279888
holy fuck
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>>692279888
Damn bald Arya got me dem trips
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>>692279888
a winner is you faggot.
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>>692280444
And you faggot
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Ayy lmao
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>>692280444
MOTHERFUCKER, WHY ME.
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>>692280444
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>>692262423
Rollo Lothbrok is actually...
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>>692280712
Not a park fairy
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>>692280444
haha fag you'll join me when OP rapes us !
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>>692279888
>>
Please! No!
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QUADS
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Oy vey
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Rolling
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+_+
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1111 get
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-_-
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Quads Git
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>>692262423
dubs pls, I want my last minutes alive to be as a girl
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o///o
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Quads get
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Rolling for tackle
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Rollll
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>>692262423
quad get
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Trips plz
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>>692262423
rollerino
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>>692262423
look at my singles
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>>692262423
Trips git
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>>692262423
Roll
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Damn
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>>692262423
roll i guess
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>>692284200
dammit it seems i get shot in the balls
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