Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692239254
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Lily claim.
>>692247018 (Mili)
Yeah, we did..
By the way, I'm on Shinoa's side~
>>692246326
Nope.
>>692247213
:^(
>>692247440
gonna cuck OP and steal with these trips
>>692247599
Uhhhh.
Like, because of the hand thing.
>point
Finger pointing?
Chitoge returning
Claiming best girlie!
>>692246164
I've been good holmes! How about you?
>>692246396
Boat-fucker~
>>692247388
I have.
Got Katawa Shoujo. Will play more tomorrow. It's 10/10 for me so far.
Thanks to Shiro that I got this. XD
Claimed
>>692247213
Sounds like its smug approved
Rory-sama claimed
Fryer cleaning editiom
Saber here
>>692244197
Not originally, but now am
>>692244752
Overwatch. Drinking and avoiding sleeping even though I have materials to prepare and a test tomorrow.
>>692244980
Fugg. Well if you tell them Joker sent you, they'll know.
19? Jesus, I'm old.
>>692247213
>Jrrg! Ohw'v nhhs lw wkdw zdb
This is wow horde giberish text, right?
Possibly troll??
>>692247213
(smug)
is it really?
konata get
>>692247935
>how old are you?
if you don't mind me asking, oc
>>692247915
I believe this is the first male-female ship we've had, or at least have currently, so congratulations on that.
spurdo glaimedd :-DD
>>692247812
Doing good too. The weather is finally cooling down so well have 37.2°C as our low
>>692247935
Sounds fun. I miss doing that.
>I miss doing that.
Haha no... Good luck though. Try to do the last minute study.
"Always" works.
You don't understand
Ben fucking exploded
>>692247812
>implying it's an insult to me
:^)
>>692247817
Katawa Shoujo is a 10/10 VN in my book
Prepare to feel~
Milinda claim
>>692247582
Thats really sad. Im gonna miss them...
NO! WHY IS EVERYONE AGAINST ME!?!?!
>>692248146
Older than 25. That's all you get for now, becuz muh pride.
>>692248329
>nobody liked him anyway
>>692248240
Rain made it cooler here. Hate the rain. Makes the grass grow..
>>692247015
The amount of sweat that's going to emit is enough to simulate a anime convention. Yeah I can see kek. Ah, can't use him nor her really. (Best Swordsman)
>>692247018
Even if they did (Which will never happen) I'd still stay. (Princess)
>>692247022
You're spoiling me m8.
>Those sultry eyes
Wew. (Lily)
>>692246910
Oh yeah there's a crap ton of stuff out then. Have fun man. (Lily)
>>692247169
Alright cool, we need more peeps. (Yuno)
>>692247213
>Smugi Smugigi Smugiy
You see? It's retarded. (Smug)
>Best idol claimed
>>692248329
I understand. And I'll never forget.
>>692248396
>implying I give a shit
>>692248445
how about your friends at the expo? how do you know them?
>>692248391
Kek, adorable.
>Mirai claim
>>692246487
Havin' another chill day, Shipmate? Yeah, I'm glad too. I really pressed my liver's patience this time. No sleep and avid drinking makes for a terrible experience alla round.
>>692247018
>kek, as if
I'm here exclusively for your homecoming tonight. I don't come as often anymore.
>>692247018
>occupational hazard
>battle scars
Too early to call you my hero, haha? Is there a story with that or you just gonna be mysterious?
>>692247161
Before you watch let me warn you. First one is just a recap. Nothing extra. The second is over an hour of Akihito and Mirai literally crying over problems that were already resolved in the series. It has new material but and it's nice to see the gang again, but they should have left the end of KnK alone, in my opinion.
Now I recognize her, the last pic was hard to tell. I watched Soul Eater when it came out. Was alright. Last few episodes were ridiculous, though.
>>692247169
I don't have current gen, either. Isn't it kind of a sin to play Blizzard games on console?
>>692247213
I hope The Bun catches you making trouble.
>although I'm sure you do, too
>>692246124
>~
>>692246396
I've never disagreed
>>692246528
Now all I need it like 40 dollars to also cover the S and H
>Hamakaze claimed
>>692247318
Unnf!
>>692247321
>>692247693
>>692247972
Cipher
>>692247369
:p
>>692247599
Zkdw'v wkh pdwwhu?~
>>692247812
Shit I dint reply to you! I'm so sorry!! Yeah we haven't chatted I some time. I've been good. You?
>>692247915
Remember shiro and rory(even though he finds it cancerous) are officials too
>>692248061
Who knows?
>>692248407
Cause you're a blonde qt. Duh!
>>692248537
LMAO
>>692248407
I'm on the side that is most lewd.
>A lewd merc, if you will.
I'm gonna go masturbate
roll
>>692248764
I've been pretty well. Anything interesting going down?
>>692248723
They should have followed the manga. Which I need to get to reading.
Here
>>692248672
Not disclosing. Sorry. She'll say if you find her.
She has a press pass
>>692248723
OI DON'T BRING THE BUN IN HERE!
>>692248723
>>692248723
Reapplying:
(Maki)
Havin' another chill day, Shipmate? Yeah, I'm glad too. I really pressed my liver's patience this time. No sleep and avid drinking makes for a terrible experience alla round.
(Mili)
>kek, as if
I'm here exclusively for your homecoming tonight. I don't come as often anymore.
(Mili)
>occupational hazard
>battle scars
Too early to call you my hero, haha? Is there a story with that or you just gonna be mysterious?
(Soul Eater waifu)
Before you watch let me warn you. First one is just a recap. Nothing extra. The second is over an hour of Akihito and Mirai literally crying over problems that were already resolved in the series. It has new material but and it's nice to see the gang again, but they should have left the end of KnK alone, in my opinion.
Now I recognize her, the last pic was hard to tell. I watched Soul Eater when it came out. Was alright. Last few episodes were ridiculous, though.
(You Know)
I don't have current gen, either. Isn't it kind of a sin to play Blizzard games on console?
(Smug)
I hope The Bun catches you making trouble.
>although I'm sure you do, too
>>692248407
Me too..
Eheh~
>>692248634
#rekt
>>692248756
Ah well
I claim Kagerou in the name of glory!
>>692248764
I'd hope you're talking about other Shiro. I have no recollection of me and Rory.
>>692248496
Allergies?
>I know your pain Spring is hell for me
>Futa
>Balls
>"at least call it what it is"
I did her pussy is confirmed
>>692248999
oh shit, nigga. that's basically royalty
This fine autistic piece of ass.
>>692248396
First feel caught me off guard... I don't think I'm prepared for feels.
>Insert FeelTrip.jpg
>>692248537
I have others saved somewhere else... I don't know if you want it though.
>tons of stuff
Well, not at the moment, it's easier to get used to it cause the only thing new are the raid and some items.
Legion Xpac features big class changes and a new class.
Not to mention they're taking out some stats and putting back the value of elemental damage.
>>692248183
Its an honor. I will hold this title with great care
>>692248537
Oh baby, thats a lot of sweat. Ive been in an ocean of it before so im well equipped for this
Winston is easy, just jump at people and hold down fire. Zarya is decently hard to play, gotta have good aim and timing on shields
>>692248764
It wasnt either of them though, it was just two people in thread agreeing we should be shipped. Its nothing compared to the smug blessing
>>692249316
More like retarded. Kill yourself.
>>692249058
#bargainbin
>>692249229
Allergies? None. I just hate mowing grass. kek
>>692248764
>Cipher
Oh, l33t hax0r teim.
>Zkdw'v wkh pdwwhu?~
What's the matter?~
>>692249339
Which feel was the first?
>>692249419
That's not very nice.
>>692248537
Who all we got?
>>692248723
It is?
I never played blizzard games
>>692249419
>Insults must be original
>Kill yourself
Someone didn't read the rules...
>>692249240
Balls and puss means it's a herm.
Come on man, don't be a faggot.
>>692249339
Get ready for many more feels, friend
And a few tissues, for the tears
>>692249433
>bromance is kill
>>692249152
There's two shiros?
>>692248956
Watching some anime and getting stuff ready for wedding thingy next week
>>692249411
Then I'll bless when you miho is here
>>692249469
Dbbbbbbhhhh brx jhw lw!
deedeedee is thetoppest teir waifu you cucks
anybody else got big plans over the weekend?
>>692249689
>shame
>>692249739
Wedding thing? Who's the lucky fuck?
>>692249739
There's No Game No Life Shiro, and another guy that drops in claiming as DW Shiro. Am I shipped with Rory or not? I'm so confused!
>>692248488
You'd best take that back...
kagami claimed!!!
turns out i wasn't tired lol
>>692250032
>That blush
>>692249997
Playing video games, being a complete asshole to people on the internet, crying myself to sleep, Yeah, I've got huge plans
>>692249339 (QT)
>had to fill out 10 Captchas
>Mobile a shit
>>692250032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDSqODtEFM
>>692250159
>blushes
>>692249487
Well, I'm not at the school yet but the game already puts me way down in the dumps.
>>692249689
Yeah. I know. I heard from a couple of people. Also, I'm liking the music.
>>692249997
Hopefully nothing. I'm way too lazy to do shit right now.
>>692250114
you were being lewd
>>692250159
Cute as fuck. I know!!
>>692249739
If I'm shipped with Rory, I'm going to show your waifu BLACKED every thread.
>>692248723
You know it. Went for a run, played some OW matches then went out to eat with some family. Surprisingly nothing bad happened either. Wew man that's not good. Stay safe, please.
>Last few eps of Soul Eater were ridiculous
Agreed.
>>692248764
I know, I know.
>>692249339
Based off of that explanation I think you're right.
Ah, I thought they revamped everything. Like changed the whole game, gave it a new premise and what not.
>>692249411
Lucky you. I'm just an idol, too pure for all that. That's what everyone does but his Telsa bullshit is weak for me. Zarya is just as you said though.
>>692249518
Me, you, Rikka, Shino, and another anon put I don't know them.
>>692250032
My soon to be step uncle or just uncle? Don't know how that work :/
>>692250077
Oh you shiro. You and I meant you and rory do the officials shipping thing
>>692250114
Yay
>>692250449
Oh
>>692249653
I'm okay with the word Herm too
>Either way I'd let her in
>>692250237
Fix setting and use old captchas. I have old captchas that use numbers and words. So it's a bit easier.
Also, hey Jib. How's life?
>Assuming it's someone because how they call Lily with (QT)
>>692250546
Oh hey 66%, looks like its speeding up
>>692250573
Now I'm even more confused! Since when did I start making ships official?
god tier qt claimed
On a winning streak on the americana servers
feelsgoodman
Just got my shit pushed in by Indonesia in EU4.
So how's your days been?
>>692250573
gg. Adding new peeps to the family is always fun. What's your role? Or are you just gonna be there?
>>692248537
I know you would. <3
>>692248723
Well thanks for being here. I noticed you dont come around often anymore... Its sad but I can understand. Im here for ya if you need anything.
>hero
Please, I didn't do anything to deserve a title like that. We were having issues getting the turbine engine to turn over so I was checking the engine compartment and the driver didn't know I was back there with the Oil access open so he tried to start it. Lit my arms on fire but i'm okay. Its just minor burns.
>>692248764
Dont you start...
>>692248796
That would probably be my side then... kek
>>692249058
No! Please join my side!
>Really sorry for slow responses. Got a lot going on...
>>692250603
I need your waifu's cock in my life. My throat would also be nice.
>>692250846
Good I guess, just got back from my run. Anything besides that going on Megu?
>>692250475
Sup Froppy
>still alive
>fryers a shit
>>692249739
Oh damn, so it is gonna be legit huh
>itshappening.jpg
>>692250546
>too pure
I dont know about that one friendo. His gun is really weak, its slow so its not super op on wrecking people. I either hit the ult and we win game, or i miss and cry
>>692251056
Just the usual, playing games and wasting my life away. :^)
>>692250546
Not exactly revamped the whole game. They just added a few and too out a couple. They do this every xpac to make everything from the old content close to useless when playing it with the new content. Keeps the balance of the game. And a unique kind of feel to people who have the newer xpacs.
So that's a no on pics?
>>692250475
/r9k/'s poster grill
>>692250343
The music is amazing~
>>692250962
Shinoa's side is more funny~
>rolling for your ship to join the smug harem
>>692250387
was not!!!
>>692250573
yay!! how are you shinoa??
>>692251194
Megumin is low quality.
Aqua > Megumin
>>692251315
>chitoge
90% BOIS, ALMOST PARTY TIME
>>692251315
Do you think I care?
>>692251692
yes.
>>692251768
Then you're wrong.
>>692250753
The shiro shoop with theb shinoa "breed" pic
>>692250846
Ok
>>692250962
It's fine dude. Irl priorities first. No way we can really reach you
I have no idea what you mean~
>>692251170
Oh yeah
>>692250949
I hope to be the bar back at the reception. Get a little experience on wants it like being one
>>692251311
Pretty good watching some animes like fate and kono
>>692250546
You tried. Man you tired
>>692251692
No. I don't think shit people care much for picking shit waifus.
Laptop keeps shutting down ... no watching over
>on episode 37 of Gundam X
I like this show, it's one of the better Gundam entries. too bad it's so underappreciated.
Autist Girl Best Girl,
>>692250728
Ayy. I'm going to guess it will be done by 1.
>>692250962
You know me~
>>692251170
Oh really now? Why's that?
Yeah it is, he's more of an annoyance than anything. Wew, sounds like my games.
>>692251210
Well it's nice to see them working on it. That's like their prized possession. Since OW is out those two are competing.
If they're raunchy or lewd then nah I'm good. Anything like the ones before please.
>>692251596
O SHIT IT'S ALMOST NOON.
>>692251884
But in the end it doesn't even matter.
>>692251046
I envy this shouta, 10/10 would take his place
>>692248958
Happens with some of the best. They spend all the budget on setting everything up, and then have to quickly put out the flame.
>>692249010
>weakness
>>692249518
You've never played Warcraft or Diablo? That's some repression, haha.
>>692249997
Nope. Too much fun last weekend. Gotta balance the luck or I'll be killed for sure.
>>692250114
Good news, glad to hear. And welcome back.
>>692250546
>some family
Must be really chill if you don't even know who's family you're accompanying to dinner.
>I'll try
>>692250962
The same goes for you!
I'm thankful that you're alright. But for a split second you realize that you had superpowers?
>>692252210
975! But it slowed down...
>>692252318
Na nigga I'm on team Runescape
>>692251890
It's personal preference, you're not even responding with a pic of your waifu so yours must be India-tier.
>>692252245
Kill yourself, homo.
>>692251884
I've always wanted to try bar tending too...
>>692252379
It took you 30 seconds to reply. The fuck? Speed up, Sanic.
>>692252210
That's true. They can milk more money off WoW though.
Currently, the only money maker for OW is the game itself, which is $60 and whatever price and amount of loot box people want to buy. Assuming they want to.
But I could say for certain that OW is currently Blizzard prize cow.
Well, I have only a few more.
Whats the point in living if your waifu is dead...
>Hamakaze claimed
I just saw a crazy flashing light outside my window. If anyone here is in the phoneix area, can you confirm my paranoia?
Why does nobody show concern for the toppest of waifus? Why does nobody reply to the claiming of such amazing waifus? Like Dedede, Kagerou, Eggman, or Ben?
>>692252210
>
>Lily
Yo.
>>692252538
Ah shit Dr Pepper science!
>Just cracked opened a Dr Pepper
>>692252589
I got fairly fast internetz, and 4chan x constently refreshes thread so i see replies an a near instant
>>692252647
Because those are Husbandos, not waifus. Fucking degenerate. Go pass Biology.
>>692251884
ooooo, how're you liking them so far???
>>692252318
thank you lol, is everything going good for you?
>>692251884
OK, now I understand. I didn't know Rory had one too. I deleted those by the way, felt like an asshole for using them.
>>692252641
It's near the 4th of July, so fireworks. How is your waifu deceased may I ask?
>>692251884
>oh yeah
Spooked, is there any news on the season 3 yet or is it gonna be a while?
>>692252210
I bet deep down you are the sweatiest tryhard. It doesnt have to be gross though, you can be a cute tryhard best idol
Pretty much, i only pick him if a sniper is being a jerk across the map. Ive been carrying pretty hard on my mercy, ive had a lot of experienced getting focused in the past so i know how to dip and dodge my way out so i usually get some good ults
>>692252753
Ohayo Yuno~!
>best soda
How're you?
>>692252647
I know you're going through a hard time right now, but just know that it's gonna be OK. You may have nothing better to do than shitpost on a random waifu claiming thread, but one day, your dad might just stop pounding you in the ass after dinner. One day you might be able to leave your house and make a couple friends.
Stay Strong
Stay strong for /b/
>>692252985
Doing well, installing overwatch and about to play some with the crew here, you?
>>692252820
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>/Husbando
>>692252318
Makes me so sad.
>>692252734
>Shiny Kirino appears
Masterball time.
>>692252753
Ah. How many mbps down? I can't imagine putting more effort into 4chan, like downloading an app to surf it hah. But to each their own. Does it let you go to /f/ on your phone?
>>692252734
Hey Kirino. How's life?
>>692252734
Sup
>>692252952
I rarely use it
>>692252647
>>692252820
you don't understand
ben fucking exploded
>>692252208
\m/(ゝ◡∂)\m/
>>692252210
Let's stop right there. Cause I tried so hard
>>692252318
What do you mean? I-I have none!
>>692252538
The aunt's and uncles are worried that drunks will yell and threaten me
>>692252641
No your fleet are waiting for you!
>>692252690
CUTE
U
T
E
>>692252842
Fate is beautiful and konosuba is funny
>>692252952
Kek don't care lol
>>692252979
I dunno. Watching konosuba and finished iron blooded orphans. Think about watching gundam unicorn next
>>692252952
Nah, I dont hear any noises of fireworks going off. Also hamakaze sank in action on April 7th 1945
>>692252820
Nigga I do what I want
>>692251261
>
>Lily
>>692253283
Forgot the picture
Testing something.
>>692253123
hello!! how are you??
>>692253241
hmmm....ill have to watch it to my watch list, are you still on break??
>>692251261
OH NO YOU DON'T! DON'T YOU DO THIS TOO.
>>692251884
Yeah. Thanks for understanding.
You know exactly what I mean...
>>692252210
That I do. <3
>>692252318
Thanks Mirai. That means a lot to me.
Kek never thought of it that way. Thats funny.
>>692252647
bcs ur waifu a shit
>>692252521
>2016
>being called a homo for liking futas/herms
>kill yourself
Go on keep hating, see how many fucks I give
>>692253224
is that jotaro
>>692253288
trash tier husbando
>>692253228
FISH
>>692253133
Overwatch is fun as shit.
Just kinda existing at the moment. Music and /waifu/.
>>692253241
If it happens it happens. Just enjoy it holmes!
>>692253147
220 mbps down
23 mbps up
Before 4chan updated quick reply, image hover and everything, I had this 3rd party thing for the previous anime circlejerk threads before this one, even have a program to give us names aside from forced anon
>>692253664
I disappointed many here when I told them I got it on console
>>692253241
>regarding Unicron
have you seen the rest of early UC(0079, Zeta, CCA)? if not, you will be very, very lost
>>692253228
FISH
>>692252842
I'm just content with things becoming "better" rather than good. Had a rough couple of months. So a tl;dr on your job? What happened?
>>692253146
If you ever feel it happening, it's best to switch to the manga. I did it for Akame Ga Kill and Fullmetal Alchemist (not Brotherhood).
>>692253241
>
>>692253782
issssss high noon?
Centorea claim, reporting in.
>>692253653
>>692253835
fish
>>692253921
99%!
9
9
%
!
COME ON BABY WHY IS IT SLOWING DOWN
>>692253147
Hey hey.
You can't capture trainers!
>
>>692253167
Not bad, thank you for asking. Just got myself a new pair of earphones. Love em.
>>692253182
Not a lot Rory. Just listening to some music man. Feeling pretty content right now.
>>692253241
Good stuff, ive always loved gundam so it say go for it. Speaking of, Domon Kasshu would have been my husbando after mugen
>>692253782
Hey man. Whatever works for you holmes! I prefer PC myself.
>>692253622
I'm on this anon's side currently.
>>692253573
Need more lewd power from either you or smugs to join.
>>692252318
Topkek. Hey, they said they'd pay my way as long as work on their farm. Sounds like a great deal to me!
>All I can ask of ya.
>>692252379
RIP
I
P
>>692252639
That is also true. There's way more pay2win options there. I doubt people are buying the loot boxes as much, it's a grantee you'll get one each level and if you play you're going to get everything.
That's fine, thanks anyways.
>>692252690
You da man.
>>692252979
>a cute tryhard best idol
I'm entirely ok with this. Fits Maki a little bit actually.
Picked him once, never went back. Stick to ya roots man, there's some ults I can perfect and others I just can't. Getting good I see though.
>>692253183
It's happening, I think.
>>692253241
And I came so far :^)
>>692253573
I'm glad~
>>692254003
how was your day?
>>692253653
No you're a trash tier husbando
>>692253490
Did some work not too long ago. All we did was fixing and lubing stuff up. Nothing new
>>692253573
That I don't and I don't plan on prying either
>>692253664
Right?! That's why they have nigger dudes working at the bar too!
>>692253815
Dammit... where to start?
>>692253902
>
STOP
>>692253365
You're planning on getting me killed? D:
>>692253573
Too late~
>roll
>>692254119
I'm a huge Gundam fan myself, do you have a favorite series/timeline?
>>692253921
More like High Moon!