I like to buy the freeze dried meals from outdoor stores and boil water in my kettle and rehydrate it then I usually go to the park or my back yard and pretend I'm camping lime my brother use to do
Just fuck already!!
The fuck is this Americanized shit tier falafel. No fries, no tahina or hummus, no Israeli salad, no roasted eggplant or peppers. I'm no sucking triggered now I know what Asians feel like when we say General Tsos and California rolls are Asian food
I know it makes me sound like a typical amerifat, but I fucking love a good burger. My whole life growing up, when my family would go out to eat, while they were trying new things or ethnic dishes, all I'd look for is the burger on the menu. Most of my guy friends say steak is their favorite food. But I'd take a good burger over a steak any day. My final meal before execution would certainly be a gourmet bacon cheeseburger.
Falafel is the ball itself. You can literally eat it without any of that shit.
That's some nice looking fish despite what the fat hater thinks (probably that faggot "chef" from Wendy's). I get a nice plate like that with two huge pieces and similar fries at a placec that's only open on Fridays and it's the best.
Kothu Roti (Curry chicken, chickpeas, diced vegetables and roti bread fried on a stovetop.)
Sri Lankans make some fucking kickass street food
VIET FOOD 4 LIFE
That dude literally can't spend five minutes off fucking camera can he?
What's he gonna do when he's not President anymore?
Center square on the Hollywood Squares?
Those look like good tendies how many gbp they set you back?
>mfw no ranch dipping sauce
scrawny dog eaters that became the first asian in space, became vice president of germany, defeated french,chinese and america within a century etc etc
doubt your ethnicity is even relevant
thats because they are shit, and so pathetic their only accomplishments are surviving a few wars in the past, when tech was primitive, and were able to get away with hiding in trees and shit.
white is not an ethnicity
USA doesnt mean youre white, USA comes in all shades of colors
lol damn youre dumb as shit, youre probably from the south, youre probably an inbred named cletus, surprised you can even use a computer lmao
food i do it:
>american (southern style)
>hungarian (being half-hungarian)
>asian (mostly thai)
food i don't eat
>kebab (smells like sweaty arab men)
>lutfisk (tradional swedish cooking)
>vegan (smells like horseshit)
>indian (i like my bowels & not shitting blood)
Pasta. I love pasta more than I love life itself, I could sit and eat an entire box covered in Pecorino Romano cheese in one sitting.
But my love of pasta made me fat, so I had to give it up.
I literally dream of eating it.
Somebody please kill me.
wrong, big brains,big dick,big everything\
worlds cuck ? thats a term for white males though? vice president of germany was vietnamese doe probably lowkey fucked angela merkel doe. the " superior " aryans getting dicked down by big viet cong dicks and they liked it
Not going to lie. I can eat pounds and pounds of 2 dishes from my childhood in one sitting. I was born and raised in a poorer family. We were the kind of poor where way dad made JUST enough cash so we were ineligible for any government aid, but poor enough where he had just enough to pay rent in a shifty apartment and keep bare minimum food on the table.
These 2 meals are
>tri-colored pasta salad
>potatoes, bologna, and onions
The pasta salad was the pasta itself, mixed with hard salami (the kind that came in a pack, non name brand), nameless ham, and what passed as cheese. Mix it all with store brand Italian dressing and serve chilled. If we had extra cash, my mother would buy 2 green peppers and dice them/toss those in there as well. My mother came up with this on the fly and added the "tri-color" part to make it seem more fun than it really was to 7 year old me.
2nd one is self explanatory. Potatoes, bologna, onions. Fried in a pan together with black pepper as the only seasoning. Mom would buy the 20 lb mega sized bags of potatoes, a huge bag of onions, and the huge "log" of nameless brand bologna. Cut off chunks of the bologna, fry them first. Boil the potatoes, toss those in along with the diced onion. If we had extra money, mom would squeeze a bag of shredded cheese in and sprinkle that on top.
Things ar emuch befter now but When she makes the 2 meals above, (sparingly) she makes them by the by the bucket. Like fucking vats of the stuff because she knows I'll eat that for lunch, dinner, midnight snack. Eating at my desk. She thinks it's funny as hell.
>Unrelated but even as poor as we were, my folks managed to get me the Playstation 1 with crash bandicoot and twisted metal all brand new for me christmas. Turns out they were pinching pennies on EVERYTHING like a year in advanced so they can afford it.
I'm not Japanese but my parents (also not Japanese) went to Japan right after they met and I was basically raised on the food.
Always loved the flavors of Italian food.
Some of it weirds me out but for the
most part I enjoy it.
Steaks, burgers, and that sort of stuff.
Especially chicken and waffles. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Used to hate it but I've grown to really enjoy it
Never was a big fan
Other cuisines I haven't tried enough of to form an opinion or have never tried to begin with.
They're both scrawny, they had to find a really fucking tiny white guy to be in the same weight class as you tiny fucks.
Seriously south east asians are probably the weakest people on the planet.
>eggs in all forms
>theyre fucking neato
wrong thats indians and pakis
southeast asians weak? but one of the greatest boxers of all time is manny pacquiao? dont millions of foreigners travel to thailand to get their ass kicked in muay thai and take their busted up lips and stitched foreheads as trophies lol
The bongs do it better, to be quite honest with you family.
I'm not the person who hates pasta, it's a busy website and people can reply to a variety of posts.
Jesus Christ, it's like I have to teach you everything. Can you use the toilet on your own?
They really do. You just can't find that kind of breakfast platter here in the US. Unless you want to pay a fortune for it.
I'm epileptic and we're naturally deficient in folic acid, which eggs have in abundance. They taste like nectar of the gods to me but I hear other people say they hate the texture. Its weird.
Pulled pork in BBQ sauce is my all time favorite. Either in a sandwich or on it's own.
Indeed they are. I'm older now so I rarely eat from home as I'm usually not there. Mom gets pissed half the time because I miss out on all her gourmet stuff. Home made pies, hand cut french fries and hand battered fish, dry rubbed baby back ribs, etc.
But when the smell of frying bologna and onions is on the air, anon is home. And fucking famished.
>"you know, I'm supposed to teach your would be wife how to cook your favorite meal so you can still eat when I'm gone! What kind of legacy meal is potatoes, bologna, and onions?
>"speaking of which if you bring home a girl who can't even boil a potato without instruction, you're dead to me"
Just stop posting. But check my dubs first.
I think its chicken wings. That or large fried shrimp.
also, pic related.
You've never been to America, have you?
>ham costs $4-5 (for sandwhich meat, let alone thick slices like that)
>like i haven't tried this before
>with my favorite food since i was a child
>You've never been to America, have you?
In fact, I live there and go to the grocery store twice a week. That "$4-5" is per fucking pound, how fat are you that you need a pound of ham in your breakfast?
>eat at rt
>doesn't get a turkey burger
>I want more than one breakfast
jesus christ autist, you've never had to buy your own groceries before have you?
Can't read? Maybe eat less ham. I'd tell you that getting a job would allow you to pay for food, but you need to be able to read job applications. If basic literacy and money management is autism, then you should be embarrassed not to have autism.
Speaking of comfort food, my mom has always made ham and noodles when she wanted to make something good but quick and easy. Either egg noodles or elbows, diced up ham, parmeson sprinkle cheese, shredded cheddar cheese and black pepper. Simple but so tasty. Amazing when stoned.
I am aware that's not how you spell parm
No pic but
>Slow roasted beef stew
>beef stock, carrots, potatoes, steak cubes, onion, garlic, vinegar
>roast that shit for 8 hours
>every thing just melts in your mouth
so fucking comfy , you don't even know.
My nipples are so hard right now
i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
The intention isn't to be gluten free, but I kinda can't control myself while eating carbs so I cut most out.
Like I will eat an entire loaf of bread at once.
I contemplated using my mouth to take a piece of bread out of a child's hand as his mom was carrying him by.
I am an animal and have to learn to control myself.
i never had scallops. I ate oysters but still think they're snot and i absolutely love mussels. but i like my food fresh, not frozen, so i never had scallops. i have to, tho.
pic related: mussels
pizza. any kind, deep dish and/or extra cheese are favs
Why is seafood so great?
>wont cost a fortune to buy ham at the store lol omg zozzel yer so dumb
>presented with the price of ham at a store
>LOL EAT LESS HAM THEN AND GIT GUD AT FINANCES
this top notch rebuttal and subsequent butthurt
I got choked too...my Mom & Dad were like this too, Mom still here but Pop passed away long ago. I'm an old fuck so I grew up before cellphones were in every 8 year olds pocket. Pops bought me a $2000 emachines 75mhz 1GB HD PC in 1995 just as AOL was taking off. He didn't have to do that but that's how he was.I got into guitar dude bought me several in a few years time.
His masterpiece cuisine was teriyaki chicken breast, marinated over 8 hours, barbecued on the grill with a thick, caramelized glaze of the sauce coating the shit and it was like biting into some chicks muff it was so juicy and delicious.
I'd give most anything to have one more dinner with Pops and his Teriyaki chicken...sorry to make it all feels thread but damn, anons shit had me melancholic as fuck.
wow that concept just flew right by you, didnt it?
>means theres more than one person shitposting about ham ITT
Its a tough one, I know.
It doesn't cost you a fortune to buy ham, only $4-5/lb. If that small amount of money is a problem, eat less ham. Not complicated. I should charge Japanese Moot to teach his summer school students to read.
What are you talking about? I quoted my own post to tell you that I used the word "I" to tell you that I am this mystery second person, that only one person is willing to show you your illiteracy. It's not shitposting, if you're eating too much ham that you can't afford more, you have a problem with food and money.
>>No idea what that shit is
As in "name of the dish"
Or as in: How is that "meat" being prepared?
Put in other words: I want to eat that "meat"
Those barely count as real tacos, bro.
>implying it's Italian
I can tell you, we eat out fucking macaroni on the side, that's a dish it's self, butter and garlic in it that's it, anything else inside is a course meal. Angel hair macaroni with prosciutto cut into thin slices, with garlic/basil pesto sauce is top tier.
Points for anyone who knows what this is.
Thanks BroAnon...there's still some motherphuka's here with heart beats after all.
Chips covered in halal kebab meat, with cheese in between the chips and meat. Covered in the holy trinity of sauces, garlic, bbq, chilli.
I feel ya man. Cooking seems pretty daunting with no experience but it really is just following instructions. Maybe a little trial and error, but more simple than it seems. You just gotta try it out.
its a tie between tacos and steak. (cooked medium well)
medium rare is best-tasting style of steak don't be a pussy, medium is fine i guess but it honestly makes me cringe when people get it well done it's basically just like can you burn the fuck outta my steak pls because I can't handle a bit of blood.
Sure looks like it anon
Details, come on, I need it
Also my favourite dish I've made
Wiki is shit source but i understand anon. I'm from Florence and I came to America, I worked at Olive Garden and I've vomitted from their food. They're racist dickheads that asked me to Garlic check their food.
I'm planning on going to university of toronto for to get out of America and for Poutine, it amazing and I've only had it once
Sadly no family up there, so I have no business in New York, but maybe I'll do my twist on the dish here
Not even close, none of their food is Italian. Their Eggplant is somewhat Italian but their recipe adds weird shit
No problem, if you want Italian, go to your local Little Italy villages downtown. Chicago, where I'm at, has the perfect Italian food
Kek, I'm not gonna lie
I love garlic
True, I like Taco Bell and it doesn't give me shits like Olive Garden did
I know anon, my friend up there tries to get me to go up there, I'm a sucker for snow and just the look of it, I mean here in Chicago I see the city in winter which is beautiful so I'm not missing much
Authentic poutine will blow your cock away
Yeah I was actually being generous to olive garden. Taco bell is kind of its own thing, but olive garden is just garbage. Also any town of decent size usually has a better mom n pop Italian joint. The fact that the place is so popular literally triggers me
Cockmeat sandwich faggots
i relate anon, I mean chicago is filled with authentic Italian restaurants, I used to work at my family own until they decided to move back to the motherland
Yeah I'm thinking of going before I leave for College, honestly wouldn't mind it, it's the same as Chicago, I wouldn't drive for shit though or I'd be stuck in traffic