Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

What is /b/ favorite food?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 302
Thread images: 74
File: image.jpg (3 MB, 4000x3000) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
3 MB, 4000x3000
What is /b/ favorite food?
>>
File: pieceofshit.jpg (222 KB, 640x873) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
pieceofshit.jpg
222 KB, 640x873
sushi.
rice.
anything.
with spice.
>>
>>692246507
that looks pretty damn good
>>
>>
>>692246507
OP likes balls
>>
>>692247124
Falafel!
>>
>>692246507
Coffee
>>
>>692246507
Cocks
>>
Mozzarella cheese
>>
Pussy
>>
>>692246507
Dicks
>>
File: image.jpg (1 MB, 4288x2848) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
1 MB, 4288x2848
tiramisu
>>
>>692247124
Wtf is this?
>>
>>692247544
Falafel wrap
>>
>>692246507
is that chish and fips
>>
>>692246507
Hardee's fire ass lit 2 burgers and fries and drink for 4$
>>
I like to buy the freeze dried meals from outdoor stores and boil water in my kettle and rehydrate it then I usually go to the park or my back yard and pretend I'm camping lime my brother use to do
>>
>>692247609
Yeah but what's the meat?
>>
Big hairy balls
>>
>>692247723
that's kind of adorable
>>
File: image.jpg (112 KB, 597x800) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
112 KB, 597x800
Chicken(pic related)
>>
File: 750x-1.jpg (97 KB, 750x750) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
750x-1.jpg
97 KB, 750x750
>>
>>692246507
your mums pussy
>>
File: aspergers.png (148 KB, 500x264) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
aspergers.png
148 KB, 500x264
aspergers
>>
File: image.jpg (2 MB, 4096x3072) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
2 MB, 4096x3072
spaghetti carbonara
>>
>>692247989
Neat
>>
>>692247732

>Meat

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falafel
>>
>>692247875
what. the fuck. is that.
>>
>>692246507
anything that isnt crunchy since i need to go the dentist real bad. the last one didnt repair my teeth properly.

>>692246719
lmao that letter is fucking hilarious
>>
>>692248160
a taste of heaven
>>
>>692246719
This is great
>>
>>692248044
Lmao
>>
>>692247802
:) you seem nice
>>
>>692248062
Thisssssssssssssss
>>
>>692248408
I like how you smell :)
>>
>>692248576
>>692248408

Just fuck already!!
>>
>>
>>692246507
Alcohol
>>
>>692248408
hehe;) thanks
>>
>>692248576
knew you werent the real one
>>
File: vegetable_stalin.jpg (97 KB, 520x479) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
vegetable_stalin.jpg
97 KB, 520x479
>>
>>
File: stalin as carrots.jpg (77 KB, 520x479) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
stalin as carrots.jpg
77 KB, 520x479
>>
>>
File: stalin as grapes.jpg (81 KB, 520x479) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
stalin as grapes.jpg
81 KB, 520x479
>>
>>
File: stalin as m&ms.jpg (119 KB, 520x479) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
stalin as m&ms.jpg
119 KB, 520x479
>>
>>692246507
Mexican shrimp cocktail
>>
>>
File: jellocubestalin.jpg (79 KB, 520x479) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
jellocubestalin.jpg
79 KB, 520x479
>>
>>
File: stalin.jpg (13 KB, 228x210) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
stalin.jpg
13 KB, 228x210
>>
anything that doesn't make my poop feel like glass.
>>
>>692247330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLRI0KTCxjQ
>>
>>692247500
I buy these frozen at the local mart for whenever I'm grilled
>>
>>692247500
dubs speak some truth
>>
>>692247124
The fuck is this Americanized shit tier falafel. No fries, no tahina or hummus, no Israeli salad, no roasted eggplant or peppers. I'm no sucking triggered now I know what Asians feel like when we say General Tsos and California rolls are Asian food
>>
>>692246507
Ass
>>
penis
>>
File: burger.jpg (2 MB, 3200x2368) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
burger.jpg
2 MB, 3200x2368
I know it makes me sound like a typical amerifat, but I fucking love a good burger. My whole life growing up, when my family would go out to eat, while they were trying new things or ethnic dishes, all I'd look for is the burger on the menu. Most of my guy friends say steak is their favorite food. But I'd take a good burger over a steak any day. My final meal before execution would certainly be a gourmet bacon cheeseburger.
>>
>>692247615
Genuine kek
>>
File: UQpPBTt.gif (1 MB, 500x452) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
UQpPBTt.gif
1 MB, 500x452
>>692250191

Falafel is the ball itself. You can literally eat it without any of that shit.
>>
>>692251516
>gourment
>Ruby Tuesdays
True.
>>
>>692248062
I work at an Italian restaurant and I've only tried it once, but it was one of the best things I've ever eaten in my life.
>>
>>692248062
what's the meat is it prosciuto or however you spell it
>>
>>692252262
Typically bacon in most of America. But they can use pancetta as well.
>>
>>692246719
>when 4chan users go outside
>>
Pussy
>>
>>692252583
Fuck off faggot you know we never leave are mothers basement
>>
>>692247875
Those are fucking disgusting, I'm ashamed to live in the U.S
>>
>>692246507
eww why is that shit so fucking oily? Like it was fried in oil not hot enough, or not properly drained.
How the fuck do you taste it with all the fat coating your tongue?
>>
>>692246507
Wet pulled pork sandwich with pickles, cheese, and hot sauce.

None of that dry bullshit that's like trying to swallow a mouthful of rubber bands coated in antiperspirant
>>
>>692246507
That's some nice looking fish despite what the fat hater thinks (probably that faggot "chef" from Wendy's). I get a nice plate like that with two huge pieces and similar fries at a placec that's only open on Fridays and it's the best.
>>
File: j1Jy88v.jpg (909 KB, 1944x2592) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
j1Jy88v.jpg
909 KB, 1944x2592
Kothu Roti (Curry chicken, chickpeas, diced vegetables and roti bread fried on a stovetop.)

Sri Lankans make some fucking kickass street food
>>
>>692246507
Rape
>>
>>692254426
>chicken...
>street food

LOL

enjoy the Rat you stupid fucking tourist.
>>
>>692254426
Street shitter detected
>>
>>692254970
>>692254897

I get it from a local place
>>
>>692255549
Shed the fa├žade you rapist
>>
>>692246507
bbq runaways
>>
File: bowl-of-pho.jpg (62 KB, 1000x733) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
bowl-of-pho.jpg
62 KB, 1000x733
VIETNAMESE FOOD THE BEST FOOD
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (175 KB, 1500x844) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
maxresdefault.jpg
175 KB, 1500x844
scotch eggs
>>
>>692256225
YEAH, OH BOY, WE'RE JUST GONNA PICKLE EVERYTHING. EVEN THIS BRINE SALT, WE'RE GONNA PICKLE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BRINE SALT
>>
>>692256225
Gook
>>
>>692256225
only 3 bits of meat?

you poor hungry yellow fucks
>>
File: scallops.jpg (937 KB, 2144x1424) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
scallops.jpg
937 KB, 2144x1424
>>692246507

Scallops.
>>
>>692256273

What do you dip them in?
>>
BOURDAIN AGREES
OBAMA AGREES
VIET FOOD 4 LIFE
>>
>>692256661
ur mom
>>
indian food looks like shit just like their people
>>
>>692256773
>2 edgy tryhards trying to be hip

thats a midlife crisis you damned chink
>>
>>692256773

That dude literally can't spend five minutes off fucking camera can he?

What's he gonna do when he's not President anymore?

Center square on the Hollywood Squares?
>>
>>692257001
and whats your ethnicity neckbeard fuckboi
>>
>>692256574
underrated
>>
>>692257397
jealous im not a scrawny dog eater that smells like shit?
>>
What are all these cucks from /ck/ doing on /b/
>>
>>692246507
Those look like good tendies how many gbp they set you back?

>mfw no ranch dipping sauce
>>
>>692256661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkPPn5ycsnc
>>
>>692246507
Hot wings
Chinese
Pork chops and macncheese
Chicken and vegetable stir fry
Your mother's vagina
>>
>>692257698
scrawny dog eaters that became the first asian in space, became vice president of germany, defeated french,chinese and america within a century etc etc

doubt your ethnicity is even relevant
>>
>>692258154
im white you inferior piece of shit USA ftw gook
>>
>>692251516
>gourmet
>cheeseburger
Pick one
>>
>>692258154
your country and ppl still look like shit tho?
>>
>>692258660
thats because they are shit, and so pathetic their only accomplishments are surviving a few wars in the past, when tech was primitive, and were able to get away with hiding in trees and shit.
>>
>>692258421
white is not an ethnicity
USA doesnt mean youre white, USA comes in all shades of colors
lol damn youre dumb as shit, youre probably from the south, youre probably an inbred named cletus, surprised you can even use a computer lmao
>>
food i do it:
>swedish
>american (southern style)
>hungarian (being half-hungarian)
>asian (mostly thai)
>italian (occasionally)

food i don't eat
>kebab (smells like sweaty arab men)
>lutfisk (tradional swedish cooking)
>vegan (smells like horseshit)
>indian (i like my bowels & not shitting blood)
>>
>>692258919
ok chink, keep being a small dicked shit smelling mongoloid faced short beta fag.

vietnam is the worlds cuck.
>>
File: sushi.jpg (127 KB, 700x420) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
sushi.jpg
127 KB, 700x420
>>
>>692248062
pasta is just disgusting in general
>>
>>692258915
>survived
>hiding

fucking gooks, camping like their lives depended on it, oh wait.
>>
>>692246507
Pasta. I love pasta more than I love life itself, I could sit and eat an entire box covered in Pecorino Romano cheese in one sitting.
But my love of pasta made me fat, so I had to give it up.
I literally dream of eating it.
Somebody please kill me.
>>
>>692259224
i know, we invaded their country, left and they never took revenge, feels good to be american,
>>
File: image.jpg (2 MB, 2000x3000) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
2 MB, 2000x3000
Get on my lvl you plebs
>>
>>692259428
they a bunch of broke niggers they cant afford an invasion or non feline meat.
>>
>>692259061
wrong, big brains,big dick,big everything\

worlds cuck ? thats a term for white males though? vice president of germany was vietnamese doe probably lowkey fucked angela merkel doe. the " superior " aryans getting dicked down by big viet cong dicks and they liked it
>>
>>692246507
Prime rib roast with roasted potatoes and Yorkshire pudding and horseraddish on the side.
>>
>>692259622
butthurt level is over 9000
>>
>>692259616
what happens when a whitey trying to act TUFF against a supposedly scrawny dog eater https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LmeQ3Vci-w
>>
>>692259622
>gooks
>big
choose one
>>
>>692247723
Thats sweet
>>
>>692259773
lol both those fucks need a meal, starving bitches.
>>
Not going to lie. I can eat pounds and pounds of 2 dishes from my childhood in one sitting. I was born and raised in a poorer family. We were the kind of poor where way dad made JUST enough cash so we were ineligible for any government aid, but poor enough where he had just enough to pay rent in a shifty apartment and keep bare minimum food on the table.
These 2 meals are
>tri-colored pasta salad
>potatoes, bologna, and onions
The pasta salad was the pasta itself, mixed with hard salami (the kind that came in a pack, non name brand), nameless ham, and what passed as cheese. Mix it all with store brand Italian dressing and serve chilled. If we had extra cash, my mother would buy 2 green peppers and dice them/toss those in there as well. My mother came up with this on the fly and added the "tri-color" part to make it seem more fun than it really was to 7 year old me.
2nd one is self explanatory. Potatoes, bologna, onions. Fried in a pan together with black pepper as the only seasoning. Mom would buy the 20 lb mega sized bags of potatoes, a huge bag of onions, and the huge "log" of nameless brand bologna. Cut off chunks of the bologna, fry them first. Boil the potatoes, toss those in along with the diced onion. If we had extra money, mom would squeeze a bag of shredded cheese in and sprinkle that on top.
Things ar emuch befter now but When she makes the 2 meals above, (sparingly) she makes them by the by the bucket. Like fucking vats of the stuff because she knows I'll eat that for lunch, dinner, midnight snack. Eating at my desk. She thinks it's funny as hell.
>Unrelated but even as poor as we were, my folks managed to get me the Playstation 1 with crash bandicoot and twisted metal all brand new for me christmas. Turns out they were pinching pennies on EVERYTHING like a year in advanced so they can afford it.
>>
>>692259792
ask ya gurl

jk u dont have 1
>>
>>692259773
that lil scrawny pos is ur claim to fame? you are pathetic.

kek
>>
>>692260142
That was an epic burn
>jk. You're 12
>>
>>692260142
your dad is the only female for me
>>
Good:
>Japanese
I'm not Japanese but my parents (also not Japanese) went to Japan right after they met and I was basically raised on the food.
>Italian
Always loved the flavors of Italian food.
>Chinese
Some of it weirds me out but for the
most part I enjoy it.
>Basic American
Steaks, burgers, and that sort of stuff.
>Southern
Especially chicken and waffles. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
>Indian
Used to hate it but I've grown to really enjoy it

Bad:
>Thai
Never was a big fan

Other cuisines I haven't tried enough of to form an opinion or have never tried to begin with.
>>
>>692260252
and the /b comeback award goes to.......
>>
File: 1449259239107.jpg (17 KB, 400x246) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449259239107.jpg
17 KB, 400x246
>>692246507
>>
>>692260147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN3yvinzaEE
>>
I fucking love chorizo and potato burriots
>>
>>692246507
>>692246507
>>692246507
less chips and more cod sometimes halibut
well cooked eh?
>>
>>692259773

They're both scrawny, they had to find a really fucking tiny white guy to be in the same weight class as you tiny fucks.

Seriously south east asians are probably the weakest people on the planet.
>>
Zinger Mountain Melt from Ale House
>chicken strips, fries, cheese, bacon and blue chz or ranch dressing
>>
>>692260430
your still at it? so sad.
>>
>>692260278
>Basic American
"Americana"
>>
>>692260252
savage and true, there is a reason most traps are asian.
>>
File: farmer_choice.jpg (51 KB, 500x333) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
farmer_choice.jpg
51 KB, 500x333
delicious breakfast.

>eggs in all forms
>theyre fucking neato
>>
Omelette with fried rice
>>
>>692260850
I didn't know what to call it
>>
>>692260983
And then I told you, yes, I was here the whole time.
>>
>>692260865
cuz they are a bunch of faggot weaklings
>>
>>692259903
>>692260142
>>692260147
>>692260252
>lol jk
>ask ya gurl
>1

literally kill yourself.
>>
>>692260906
Idk why but eggs in any form make me nauseous.
Which sucks because egg yolks.
>>
>>692259959
Your parents sound like amazing people
>>
>>692260478
wrong thats indians and pakis

southeast asians weak? but one of the greatest boxers of all time is manny pacquiao? dont millions of foreigners travel to thailand to get their ass kicked in muay thai and take their busted up lips and stitched foreheads as trophies lol
>>
>>692259210
How the fuck is pasta disgusting? Serious question. I mean I know it's an opinion, but I don't think I've ever heard that before. I thought everybody ate pasta.
>>
>>692261393
>I thought everybody ate pasta.
How could you think that there's something that everyone enjoys? Have you met people before?
>>
File: full english.jpg (227 KB, 500x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
full english.jpg
227 KB, 500x375
>>692260906
The bongs do it better, to be quite honest with you family.
>>
>>692256574
Hell yeah dude, I love me some of this seaside delight.
>>
File: image.jpg (29 KB, 275x183) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
29 KB, 275x183
>>692246507
>>
>>692261558
>Have you met people before?
Yes, and what's more, I've met /b/tards before. So you have a good point. Can you still tell me why you hate pasta though?
>>
>>692256273
My nigga. Never had them with the yolk runny though. I always hard boil them first.
>>
>>692261786
I'm not the person who hates pasta, it's a busy website and people can reply to a variety of posts.

Jesus Christ, it's like I have to teach you everything. Can you use the toilet on your own?
>>
>>692246507
Tendies pls
>>
>>692256273
I need these fucking things in my life. Never had them before and I have no idea where to get them.
>>
>>692261608
They really do. You just can't find that kind of breakfast platter here in the US. Unless you want to pay a fortune for it.

>>692261202
I'm epileptic and we're naturally deficient in folic acid, which eggs have in abundance. They taste like nectar of the gods to me but I hear other people say they hate the texture. Its weird.
>>
File: image.jpg (246 KB, 485x330) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
246 KB, 485x330
>>692246507
Pulled pork in BBQ sauce is my all time favorite. Either in a sandwich or on it's own.
>>
>>692261979
You're one salty cunt aren't you mate?
>>
>>692262016
>Unless you want to pay a fortune for it.
Or if you, for example, make it.
>>
>>692246507
Used to be chicken crispers from chili's until they fucked the recipe up and now they taste like fucking cardboard.
>>
Vegan here
Kimchi fried rice ftw
>>
>>692262130
Yes, I get "salty" when idiot children stumble onto this site and need everything explained to them.
>>
>>692262016
I'm in the US and I know where to get it but yeah it's not common in my experience.
>>
>>692261267
Indeed they are. I'm older now so I rarely eat from home as I'm usually not there. Mom gets pissed half the time because I miss out on all her gourmet stuff. Home made pies, hand cut french fries and hand battered fish, dry rubbed baby back ribs, etc.
But when the smell of frying bologna and onions is on the air, anon is home. And fucking famished.
>"you know, I'm supposed to teach your would be wife how to cook your favorite meal so you can still eat when I'm gone! What kind of legacy meal is potatoes, bologna, and onions?
>"speaking of which if you bring home a girl who can't even boil a potato without instruction, you're dead to me"
>>
File: image.jpg (187 KB, 800x1015) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
187 KB, 800x1015
>>692246507
Your moms dirty-ass pussy juice
>>
>>692262016
I love the taste, they just make me feel really sick eating them.
If I could drown to death in egg yolks and not vomit I would.
>>
>>692249616
I like to imagine this is cockroaches rimmed on a glass of Cholula
>>
>>692262225
To be fair though, pasta is fucking amazing.
>>
File: 1464070469733.jpg (6 KB, 168x168) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1464070469733.jpg
6 KB, 168x168
>>692262225
Just stop posting. But check my dubs first.
>>
>>692262150
>pay a fortune for it
>but at a supermarket this time

what a fun new concept that no one has ever thought of before.
>>
>>692259959
That last part made me tear up. Go hug them.
>>
File: image.jpg (57 KB, 720x490) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
57 KB, 720x490
>>692262130
Salty like his moms meat flaps amiright
>>
>>692262382
>Just stop posting
When has that ever stopped idiot children from needing everything explained?

>>692262379
And not everyone agrees.
>>
>>692262304
Have you eaten just the yolks before? Do those make you sick as well? You can separate them out, you know. Its really easy.
>>
File: 1257647824442.jpg (8 KB, 169x251) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1257647824442.jpg
8 KB, 169x251
>>692262171
>anything from Chili's
>favorite food
>>
>>692262538
You've never been to a supermarket before, have you?
>>
>>692262651
Yeah it's unfortunately the same result... I can get away with cold hard boiled eggs sometimes.
>>
>>692260498
Good shit. Though the location near me has gone downhill
>>
>>692261202
There's something in them a lot of people can't stomach. My mother is one of them and she calls it an allergy though I think it's technically more like a sensitivity.
>>
File: Chicken-Pot-Pie.jpg (208 KB, 600x450) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Chicken-Pot-Pie.jpg
208 KB, 600x450
I think its chicken wings. That or large fried shrimp.

also, pic related.
>>
File: 1467238407195.webm (3 MB, 640x360) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1467238407195.webm
3 MB, 640x360
>>
>>692262739
You've never been to America, have you?

>ham costs $4-5 (for sandwhich meat, let alone thick slices like that)
>like i haven't tried this before
>with my favorite food since i was a child

hilarious, newfriend.
>>
>>692262013
Not that hard to make bro. Hard boil eggs, wrap in sausage, roll in egg yolk and then bread crumbs. Deep fry till golden brown.
>>
>>692262961
It's sad man :c
I want eggs in and around my mouth, but just can't do it.
>>
>>692262761
How bizarre. That really would suck to have to live with. Yolks are the best part, thats awful.
>>
>>692263174
i just came
>>
>>692258919
caucasian isn't an ethnicity?

>he said white not caucasian

don't kid yourself m8
>>
>>692263211
>You've never been to America, have you?
In fact, I live there and go to the grocery store twice a week. That "$4-5" is per fucking pound, how fat are you that you need a pound of ham in your breakfast?
>>
File: 1466153711176.gif (2 MB, 196x187) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1466153711176.gif
2 MB, 196x187
>>692251516
>eat at rt
>doesn't get a turkey burger
>>
>>692263222
Nice trips but I can't cook anything, not even simple shit. That shit is like sorcery to me bro.
>>
>>692262961
See, I have something like that too but with bananas. They make me nauseous too, but I'm not allergic per say. It's just something about bananas that my stomach rejects.
>>
>>692246507
Those are some next level tendies
>>
>>692263390
It does suck, but since I don't eat bread anymore I don't even have a reason for the yolk I guess.
>>
File: WOW.gif (2 MB, 403x234) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
WOW.gif
2 MB, 403x234
>>692263548
>I want more than one breakfast

jesus christ autist, you've never had to buy your own groceries before have you?
>>
>>692261608
thats more calories then you should eat in a day and they call us amerifats
>>
>>692263786
Can't read? Maybe eat less ham. I'd tell you that getting a job would allow you to pay for food, but you need to be able to read job applications. If basic literacy and money management is autism, then you should be embarrassed not to have autism.
>>
>>692263738
>I don't eat bread anymore
Nigger if you're gluten free you better have celiac disease. Otherwise end yourself.
>>
>>692263174
No idea what that shit is, but I have the urge to masturbate now.
Fuck you, anon, and god bless you.
>>
>>692259959
Speaking of comfort food, my mom has always made ham and noodles when she wanted to make something good but quick and easy. Either egg noodles or elbows, diced up ham, parmeson sprinkle cheese, shredded cheddar cheese and black pepper. Simple but so tasty. Amazing when stoned.

I am aware that's not how you spell parm
>>
File: 1452011842212.gif (13 KB, 125x125) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452011842212.gif
13 KB, 125x125
No pic but
>Slow roasted beef stew
>beef stock, carrots, potatoes, steak cubes, onion, garlic, vinegar
>roast that shit for 8 hours
>every thing just melts in your mouth
so fucking comfy , you don't even know.
My nipples are so hard right now
>>
>>692264131
>No idea what that shit is
"Meat"
>>
>>692251516
I can agree but if you put mayonnaise on it you're a degenerate.
>>
File: 20160521_214856.jpg (4 MB, 5312x2988) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
20160521_214856.jpg
4 MB, 5312x2988
Street tacos
>>
>>692246507
i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
>>
>>692264032
>LOL BUY HAM
>LOL BUY LESS HAM SO YOU CAN AFFORD TO BUY MORE HAM TO EAT LESS OF

great contribution you made here today. it must've been exhausting.
>>
>>692264114
The intention isn't to be gluten free, but I kinda can't control myself while eating carbs so I cut most out.
Like I will eat an entire loaf of bread at once.
I contemplated using my mouth to take a piece of bread out of a child's hand as his mom was carrying him by.
I am an animal and have to learn to control myself.
>>
>>692263174
What restaurant is this?
>>
>>692263852
Yeah but so fucking worth it.
>>
File: scoici.jpg (125 KB, 720x960) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
scoici.jpg
125 KB, 720x960
>>692256574
i never had scallops. I ate oysters but still think they're snot and i absolutely love mussels. but i like my food fresh, not frozen, so i never had scallops. i have to, tho.

pic related: mussels
>>
>>692263174
FUCK
>>
>>692264379
I told you to eat less ham, not to buy less ham.
>>692264032
>Maybe eat less ham
More of your renowned literacy, of course.
>>
File: 6sjKdvA.jpg (842 KB, 3128x2346) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
6sjKdvA.jpg
842 KB, 3128x2346
pizza. any kind, deep dish and/or extra cheese are favs
>>
File: 1465554548938.jpg (30 KB, 500x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1465554548938.jpg
30 KB, 500x375
>>692264693
My mouth's watering
>>
>>692264571
Oh wow, I have two shitposters here yelling at me about breakfast finances.
>>
>>692264372
>>
>>692264693
Serious question, on a scale of 1-10, how greasy are you
>>
>>692264862
>two
>>692264571
>I
Holy shit, can someone teach this poor inner city ham loving child to read?
>>
>>692248062
you know about eating god tier food
>>
>>692264693
Reported
>>
>>692264488
Why is seafood so great?
>>
>>692264987
It's bacon spaghetti, dude.
>>
File: hsp.jpg (135 KB, 960x960) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hsp.jpg
135 KB, 960x960
>>
File: trulypiquant.jpg (7 KB, 250x236) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
trulypiquant.jpg
7 KB, 250x236
>>692264571
>wont cost a fortune to buy ham at the store lol omg zozzel yer so dumb
>presented with the price of ham at a store
>LOL EAT LESS HAM THEN AND GIT GUD AT FINANCES

this top notch rebuttal and subsequent butthurt
>>
Anyone else high and suffering watching all these?
>>
File: 1461916268140.jpg (183 KB, 720x562) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1461916268140.jpg
183 KB, 720x562
>>692262559
I got choked too...my Mom & Dad were like this too, Mom still here but Pop passed away long ago. I'm an old fuck so I grew up before cellphones were in every 8 year olds pocket. Pops bought me a $2000 emachines 75mhz 1GB HD PC in 1995 just as AOL was taking off. He didn't have to do that but that's how he was.I got into guitar dude bought me several in a few years time.

His masterpiece cuisine was teriyaki chicken breast, marinated over 8 hours, barbecued on the grill with a thick, caramelized glaze of the sauce coating the shit and it was like biting into some chicks muff it was so juicy and delicious.

I'd give most anything to have one more dinner with Pops and his Teriyaki chicken...sorry to make it all feels thread but damn, anons shit had me melancholic as fuck.
>>
File: wow.png (8 KB, 558x135) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
wow.png
8 KB, 558x135
>>692264968
wow that concept just flew right by you, didnt it?

>two
>means theres more than one person shitposting about ham ITT

Its a tough one, I know.
>>
File: hsp1.jpg (396 KB, 1900x1266) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hsp1.jpg
396 KB, 1900x1266
>>
>>692265279
Nigguh, I'm sober and I'm suffering
>>
>>692265156
The fuck is that?
>>
File: SnackPack.jpg (430 KB, 2048x1365) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
SnackPack.jpg
430 KB, 2048x1365
>>
>>692265296
>them feels

Cheers anon.
>>
>>692265424
Reminds me of the Russian prime minister
>>
>>692265424
Halal Snack Pack, found in Australia at almost every kebab shop. Basically a $13 feast.
>>
>>692265182
It doesn't cost you a fortune to buy ham, only $4-5/lb. If that small amount of money is a problem, eat less ham. Not complicated. I should charge Japanese Moot to teach his summer school students to read.

>>692265343
What are you talking about? I quoted my own post to tell you that I used the word "I" to tell you that I am this mystery second person, that only one person is willing to show you your illiteracy. It's not shitposting, if you're eating too much ham that you can't afford more, you have a problem with food and money.
>>
>>692265575
>>692265571
I thought it was poutine, looks like I was wrong
>>
>>692264277
>>No idea what that shit is
>"Meat"
As in "name of the dish"
Or as in: How is that "meat" being prepared?
Put in other words: I want to eat that "meat"

>>692264338
*vomits*
Those barely count as real tacos, bro.
>>
>>692252168
>implying it's Italian

I can tell you, we eat out fucking macaroni on the side, that's a dish it's self, butter and garlic in it that's it, anything else inside is a course meal. Angel hair macaroni with prosciutto cut into thin slices, with garlic/basil pesto sauce is top tier.
>>
This is kinda sad but the 2 retards arguing over ham prices have me in stitches. You guys should take this act on the road.
>>
>>692265699
Wherever he goes to get his taco fix is nacho problem
>>
File: image.jpg (520 KB, 2000x1000) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
520 KB, 2000x1000
>>692246507
Points for anyone who knows what this is.
>>
>>692252583
>being this new

That shit is old retard, modern /b/fags are hipster faggots with private Tumblr accounts
>>
File: 1454914370097.gif (2 MB, 235x240) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1454914370097.gif
2 MB, 235x240
>>692265567
Thanks BroAnon...there's still some motherphuka's here with heart beats after all.
>>
>>692265424
>>692265575
Chips covered in halal kebab meat, with cheese in between the chips and meat. Covered in the holy trinity of sauces, garlic, bbq, chilli.
>>
>>692265698
Seems like the kabob version of poutine. You get partial credit.
>>
>>692265575
What's in it?
>>
>>692265681
Ok, now it's obvious that you've never bought groceries for yourself before. Thanks for the memories, kiddo. You'll understand a balanced grocery budget when you're older.
>>
>>692265909
Potatoes a la diarrhoea
>>
>>692263565
I feel ya man. Cooking seems pretty daunting with no experience but it really is just following instructions. Maybe a little trial and error, but more simple than it seems. You just gotta try it out.
>>
>>692256273
I've been obsessed with this shit, I want to use Quail eggs though and make a tray of them

The recipe is simple and easy just making them runny requires timing
>>
>>692263605
the same thing used to happen to me with bananas and eggs, I just kept forcing myself to eat them and over time the sensitivity got less and less.
>>
File: tacos.jpg (108 KB, 1023x625) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
tacos.jpg
108 KB, 1023x625
its a tie between tacos and steak. (cooked medium well)
>>
>>692266116
Negative
>>
>>692265909
Looks like fried taters covered in skyline chili. I'd give it a try to sho.
>>
>>692266084
Never mind I see this has been answered
>>
>>692266044
What makes it halal? It sounds like something Americans would come up with
>>
File: [email protected] (45 KB, 512x512) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
greasedupdeafguy-animation-001-actionmodal@4x.png
45 KB, 512x512
>>692264923
pic related/10
>>
>>692265434
my aussie nigga
>>
>>692265909
Poutine
My nigger
>>
Dick is my fav
>>
>>692266442
Nah son, not poutine.
Better.
>>
>>692266188
medium rare is best-tasting style of steak don't be a pussy, medium is fine i guess but it honestly makes me cringe when people get it well done it's basically just like can you burn the fuck outta my steak pls because I can't handle a bit of blood.
>>
>>692266529
Sure looks like it anon
Details, come on, I need it

Also my favourite dish I've made
>>
>>692251516
>"while they were trying new things or ethnic dishes, all I'd look for is the burger on the menu."
>posts the worst looking burger possible
>is an extreme faggot
>>
>>692266368
>Halal
That's jihad slang for kosher
>>
>>692266730
Almost exclusively found in Rochester, NY
>>
File: 1466852261010.png (10 KB, 459x377) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1466852261010.png
10 KB, 459x377
>>692265699
>*vomits*
>>
>>692266848
I found it
Garbage plate, dude that shit looks lit
>>
>>692265803
Sorry, the Wikipedia said it's place of origin was from Italy in the Lazio region so I thought it might have been Italian.
>>
>>692266442
my favorite food is probably donair poutine i get from a local place run by turks with sweet sauce and gravy, plus breaded beef.
>>
File: DkSCUjw.jpg (64 KB, 481x512) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
DkSCUjw.jpg
64 KB, 481x512
>>692266747
flavors so hot, it makes 9/11 look mild
>>
>>692265909
Haggis?
>>
>>692266939
Winner winner
It is extremely popular there, never could get into it myself.
If you ever find yourself in those parts treat yourself to one.
>>
>>692266149
>over time

like years, months?
>>
>>692266964
Wiki is shit source but i understand anon. I'm from Florence and I came to America, I worked at Olive Garden and I've vomitted from their food. They're racist dickheads that asked me to Garlic check their food.
>>
>>692267137
how accurate is their rendition of italian cuisine?
>>
File: 1467264627476.png (260 KB, 484x605) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1467264627476.png
260 KB, 484x605
>>692266442
>>692266442
kek
>>
>>692267137
Well met. I've never been to Olive Garden because I never go out but now I have more of a reason not to. Thanks anon.
>>
>>692267137
Well, it's not italian food until you add garlic and pepperoni to it.
>>
>>692265909
jersey garbage plate?
>>
>>692266969
I'm planning on going to university of toronto for to get out of America and for Poutine, it amazing and I've only had it once

>>692267030
Sadly no family up there, so I have no business in New York, but maybe I'll do my twist on the dish here

>>692267244
Not even close, none of their food is Italian. Their Eggplant is somewhat Italian but their recipe adds weird shit

>>692267360
No problem, if you want Italian, go to your local Little Italy villages downtown. Chicago, where I'm at, has the perfect Italian food

>>692267405
Kek, I'm not gonna lie
I love garlic
>>
>>692267244
>>692267360
>>692267137
Olive Garden is as Italian as Taco Bell is a Mexican.
>>
>>692267565
Rochester garbage plate yo

>>692267584
That's a shame, it's a lovely place to visit during the winter. Best of luck making it!
>>
>>692246507
Dory
>>
File: gaspbird.gif (2 MB, 450x390) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
gaspbird.gif
2 MB, 450x390
>>692267653
>>
File: 4.jpg (26 KB, 480x360) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
4.jpg
26 KB, 480x360
kangaroo fillet
>>
>>692267653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVyhE3-_lCM
>>
>>692265093
dunno man, but it's awesome.
any kind of fish also.
>>
I had poutine once at an oilers game. Fucking delicious.
>>
File: plaid.jpg (323 KB, 960x1280) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
plaid.jpg
323 KB, 960x1280
pic heavily related
>>
>>692267653
True, I like Taco Bell and it doesn't give me shits like Olive Garden did

>>692267672
I know anon, my friend up there tries to get me to go up there, I'm a sucker for snow and just the look of it, I mean here in Chicago I see the city in winter which is beautiful so I'm not missing much

>>692267929
Authentic poutine will blow your cock away
>>
>>692267851
I love all these videos. I think my favorite is the Indians eating American snacks. Oh and the Chinese eating panda express
>>
>>692267970
You eat that ass bro? Looks yummy
>>
>>692268033
Yeah I was actually being generous to olive garden. Taco bell is kind of its own thing, but olive garden is just garbage. Also any town of decent size usually has a better mom n pop Italian joint. The fact that the place is so popular literally triggers me
>>
>>692247834
That's peanut butter you dolt
>>
>>692268033
You should listen to your friend, I've been to Chicago and the outskirts of Rochester are infinitely nicer.
>>
>>692268039
Well met, I'm watching the Chinese eating panda express now haha.
>>
Parmesan & butter noodles, any kind of noodles, with garlic bread or a well done steak. It's a pretty good and fancy-ish dinner.
>>
Cockmeat sandwich faggots
>>
>>692268359
i relate anon, I mean chicago is filled with authentic Italian restaurants, I used to work at my family own until they decided to move back to the motherland

>>692268527
Yeah I'm thinking of going before I leave for College, honestly wouldn't mind it, it's the same as Chicago, I wouldn't drive for shit though or I'd be stuck in traffic
>>
>>692251516
Fried egg and bacon on a burger. the best.
Thread replies: 302
Thread images: 74


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.