Hey /b/, have you ever fucked a celeb or seen one naked in real life? share your story
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Jesus H. Christ, you inbred idiots are as facepalm inducing as they come.
No but I went to highschool with a girl who was in playboy
I was shocked and amazed. Granted this was years after she left the school but ever since my buddy said he fucked her I was jealous. She was one of those little cute quiet girls and I wanted her
There was a guy on here a year back who was talking about how he fucked Gina Carano. He seemed legit based upon what he was saying.
I was an extra on the Hunger Games movies. A group of extras were telling me there was one scene where Jlaw had to change pretty quickly, so her bodyguard guy held up a towel for her while she switched clothes, but a couple extras could kinda see around the towel so they saw her naked. They said she kinda knew and didn't really give a fuck. True story.
Only one person can fuck Gina Carano:
oh yeah i read that too - she divorced her husband because of the swinging thing and his eventual cheating. the OP got a BJ from her, and fingered her, but I don't think he fucked her
The guy said Gina was a freak and liked rough sex.
As far as Jlaw, I was on set with her for almost 3 months. I saw her a lot.
Meh. She was legit funny and talented, but the head was expanding a little quickly if you know what I mean. She was really getting off on being the center of attention. The rest of the cast was very mellow. Harrelson was high 24/7. Interesting guy though.
No, but I did go to high school and work with Jada Stevens. I have a couple stories if anyone cares.
I've seen anons talking about a blowjob from Michelle Trachtenburg, and a hot one-nighter with Maria Sharapova (guy claimed to be a tennis journalist). Both sounded pretty convincing. Those are the ones I've given a greater than 50% chance of being true.
I've seen Steffi Graf on a nude beach.
Well filename are her actual intiials, and she was one year under me in school.
I didn't know her much in hs but she dated this wigger Chad for a long time.
We worked together at Eckerd/Rite Aid
I had 100 sex with selena gomeez, was so good.
She worked as a cashier and I worked in the pharmacy as a tech right after hs.
She told me one day that they had been bitching at her for being late, but she had gotten a second job at the Pink Pony
friend worked out with Hillary swank for million dollar baby.. said she changed quickly after training and didn't seem to mind my friend (girl) watching. Said she was cool and was def normal looking naked nothing all too good.
I think as soon as Miley's career is nearly over she will take money to do a porn. I'm pretty certain Vivid has probably offered her a few million but it's still probably not enough. I think she is that much of a slut she will do it eventually. Soon as those dollars stop rolling in and she needs to keep her lifestyle, she will cave.
That's why she was late, because she would work there all night and make so much money she stopped giving a shit about Rite Aid and they eventually fired her
She did invite me to come see her but I never went. One day though, I caught her looking at naked pictures of herself on one of those public photo machines which was pretty funny. She jumped because she thought I was a customer, but when she realized it was me she didn't care funny enough
Ok, not exactly a celebrity, but I did fuck a woman who was in the the April 2008 edition of German Playboy. (No, not the centerfold.) That I learned this only after the fact was somewhat cooler.
I had a one night stand with Beth Littleford in college.
I didn't feel like probing for specifics cause my friend was a girl and family friend. But I got up to asking what she looked like naked and how chill she was with being naked. so ya
Last one, I heard from my asst manager she had taken one of the girls that worked as a pharm tech out to party one time and they basically took a whole bunch of bars and had a train run on them. The girl from the pharmacy apparently hardly remembered much of it
I sniffed a seat Rachel McAdams sat on for a good while then jerked off in the bathroom. They were in St.Michaels shooting Wedding Crashers and did this even where I worked, I swooped in and inhaled her ass after the room was empty
yeah man, im still waiting for Britney, Jessica, Christina, the Spice Girls, Avril, etc's careers to be nearly over and they do porn. totally gonna happen just wait man, they're all total sluts.
I grew up with Emily Browning. We dated in early high school, she lost her virginity to my mate. A few years back she came home for a holiday or something and I hooked up with her at a gig and we had sex. She said that she had always liked me but she didn't answer her phone when I tried to call her the next day. Never seen or spoken to her since.
Saw Harrison Ford's bare ass and ding dong when I was like 14 while I was hanging out at his house with my cousin and Harrison Ford's son Malcolm. Went to use the bathroom and walked in on Harrison Ford about to get into the shower. It was like an acorn in a bird's nest.
I used to see MILF pornstar Darryl Hanah all the time on my daily runs. Got to the stage of saying hello. Had a couple of chats with her. Seems like a very nice and genuine person. Is very fit and has a smokin' body for a MILF. She told me she is working on becoming a yoga master and does long distance walking all the time. Didn't fuck or anything,
No one except for the two friends who were with me at the time believe me. I slept with a moderately famous model/weather girl about 4 years ago.
Nothing really exciting tbh. Recognised her at a club me and my friends were spending the evening at. Went and talked to her, it went well, after a while of talking about her work on TV and drinking she asked if I wanted to fuck (was kind of taken by surprise). Obv I said yeah and she took me back to her apartment. Didn't even say bye to my friends. We had sex, it was good.
Probably the hottest girl I'll ever have sex with. Left in the morning, didn't exchange numbers or anything.
Her name is Solweig Rediger-Lizlow.
You had sex with her but you didn't see her pussy?!?
This one is real though
She wasn't as THICC back then but still had a killer ass. Hair was hard to tame so she usually had it up. Her pussy smelled fine but she was weird about me eating her out so I didn't really do much down there. I wanted to eat her ass but that was a firm no from her. Got to massage it though, which is what eventually led to the sex. Took her clothes off and laid on her stomach. I gently got in top of her and went in from behind. No condom cuz it was kinda spontaneous. Fucked for like 10 mins til the combination of her tight virgin puss and the sound of her godly ass slapping against me as I thrusted made me approach eruption super fast. Asked her what she wanted me to do with the load, she said just unload in her, if she got preg she'd get an abortion. Thankfully didnt knock her up.
She gave be a blowjob a couple days later, it wasn't good cuz it was her first. She got embarassed when she couldn't get me to cum. I told her it was okay and she took off her shirt so I could jerk off to her topless.
Made out a couple times after that, but not much else. Kinda drifted apart. I think she didn't like that she wasn't able to make me nut with a bj and got insecure. I'd give anything to let her give it another go today though because seeing her videos now, she has clearly improved a lot.
I saw Snookies tits at a restaurant my buddy owns.
She was in town with her father a few years back for a fight he was promoting.
She came into my buddies greasy spoon joint and ordered food, she was drunk and kept asking people where they were from and saying, "I'm from Long Island".
She was so obviously desperate for someone to recognize her and give her attention, asking for an autograph or something. We all knew who she was and paid her no attention.
At the counter I was eating some cheesy fries and waiting for the rest of my order. She was standing at the counter waiting for her order and talking nonsense.
She was with some younger guy who seemed like family, he looked about 18.
My buddy started talking to her from the other side of the counter and he kept signaling me to look, so I did and she was leaned over, wearing a tank top with no bra underneath. You could see everything, and OMG it was nasty. She has droopy orangutan tits, nasty as fuck.
She accidently knocked a salt shaker over at me, she apologized and I said , "no problem, I like it when women hit me". I was just trying to be light hearted and make a joke. She started talking about S&M and I went on ignoring her cause I hate attention whores. Anyways she then went on to throw a mustard and ketchup bottle at me purposely, I guess cause I was ignoring her. I stopped eating, looked at her and said if she threw anything else at me I would call the cops and have arrested for assault. That's when the guy she was with dragged her outside and made her wait in the car, he then came inside and apologized to me. He seemed like a nice genuine guy.
That's my snookie tit story.
A one night stand... What the fuck do you want me to say? "excuse me, would you mind taking off your pants so I can inspect your vagina?"
Have you ever had sex with someone for the first time? Its fucking awkward, the lights are very rarely on and its often drunk.
> A one night stand... What the fuck do you want me to say? "excuse me, would you mind taking off your pants so I can inspect your vagina?"
So now you're saying you fucked her while her pants were still on? Whatever dude. If your dick went in her pussy, you should have got a decent look.
> Have you ever had sex with someone for the first time? Its fucking awkward, the lights are very rarely on and its often drunk.
Never been that way for me. At the very least I've gone down on her. I would never fuck without getting a good look.
As for fucking with the lights out - I don't really know what to say. It's kinda pathetic.
Just a blow job from her while we were still in High School.
I don't know how famous she is,but her name comes up with a crap ton of her photos on google, and I know she makes a living doing this shit. We dated for a year about 8 years ago. Absolutely fantastic lay.
We both played guitar and started talking in English class, I invited her over to my house one day after like 5 months of talking to play guitar and just chill and it ended up in a bj
My wife is a minor celebrity. She appeared in a British TV series that was sold worldwide, and she's been in a few movies that got some attention.
Her pussy tastes like batteries.
i love these infograb threads. FBI will attach any comments you make in a public forum to your "File" and be sure to ask you about every single thing they can possibly think of if they ever get the jurisdictional go-ahead to interrogate you. remember kids, ask for a lawyer and keep your mouth shut. They will literally do anything and everything that they can simply out of boredom.
I provide a service which caters to the wants and needs of the clientele. I have found that this particular strategy provides the best chance of repeat customers. If a lady turns off the lights or refuses oral sex for modesty or hygiene reasons, I comply. I dont think that is particularly pathetic.
What is also not pathetic is being one of the few individuals on this "have you fucked a celebrity?" board who can genuinely say "yes, yes I have fucked a celebrity"... Cuck.
I went to elementary and high school with lias old bestfriend (grill on the right) they both smoked weed and were sloots
She is a huge stoner and has had blatantly let everyone know she loves getting high on her social media accounts.
Found this on google in two seconds heh nothing personnel, kid.
Yeah, she's going to be injecting it soon since she has been doing it since High School.
She is in for a sad future.
I went to middle school with Sam Hoopes (SI swimsuit model). I didn't know girls gave blow jobs really until she told me that she did. Her and her friend told me they had a crush on me in history class but I was/am too big of an autist to do anything about it. I invited her to my going away party too but she didn't come ;_;
you need to realize once so one has millions upon millions of followers on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter etc they are set for life.
companies will be offering her money left right and centre to shill their products with one photo..
This actually happened. We went to PPAS. We sort of dated for bit and then after I went to her place after school one day, I fingered her and she blew me... and then we faded away after that. It was a one time thing. I'm not sure if she hated my cock or what. I've never got closure.
Shaved but stubble. It was wet as fuck. I didn't put more than a single finger inside but it was warm (obviously)... that was basically the extent of it.
It started with her rubbing my dick outside my pants and that let to me taking off all her clothes.
I fingered her and took my dick out which she sucked on while we were both laying on the carpet in her bedroom.
I was ready to blow and told her but she didn't want me to cum in her mouth so I grabbed her pair of jeans off the floor and blew my load in them.
That was about it. It was awkward after because I just zipped up quick and wanted her to get dressed fast because I was suddenly worried about her brother who was just outside her bedroom (a door that didn't lock).
>that was basically the extent of it
innie/outie? pink/brown lips? big clit? Surely there's more to describe...
>I grabbed her pair of jeans off the floor and blew my load in them
Wait a second, you came all over *her jeans* and you're not sure why she never fooled around with you again...?
Pussy was an innie. Labia was consistent normal white girl color... seemed a bit tanned but that was her natural skin color. I didn't spread her lips but I'm sure she was pink inside.
Yeah, maybe cumming on her jeans had something to with her icing our friendship not long after. I don't know though.
I want to believe I was the first guy she ever blew but we haven't seen each other in years so who knows. She didn't have a reputation of being a slut though so I like to imagine I was her first dick in her mouth and that's part of why we stopped talking because she was ashamed and didn't know how to deal with it.
No. That's a more recent pic.
Pic related is more what she looked like when she blew me and I explored her pussy a bit... though it's not from my personal collection either.