Hey /b/, have you ever fucked a celeb or seen one naked in real life? share your story
bumping with demi
>>692245500
>>692245563
>>692245697
anybody got a story?
>>692245363
i have a 3 way with pamela anderson, anna nicole smith and rosanne. shit was cash.
>>692245363
why are you posting a picture of a gibbon?
>>692245877
Im guessing Pam and Nicole were package deals. Rosanne is the main course
here's some Saura Paulsen titties to mix it up
>>692246281
guy in a previous thread claimed to work wardrobe for GoT, and had seen every inch of the main cast, would anybody like to hear what he said?
>>692245815
>>692246652
hmm.... why not
>>692246935
so first thing he mentioned is that Sophie Turner was dumb, like really dumb, but nice. Her pussy is covered in razor burn so he thought she didn't know how to shave properly
>>692245363
Aren't we about due for some new Miley nudes? It's been a few weeks.
>>692247181
all in all, he didn't seem to impressed by her body, but he said he also was super gay so he wasn't the best judge
>>692247181
anything else?
>>692247389
he said that Maisie Williams was totally gross. Hairy bush and a smelly pussy. Aeriolas that didn't match her tits. He said she had the worst body
Bill Cosby but I don't remember shit and my ass is still sore...
>>692247958
how would he know what her pussy smelled like?
>>692248245
thats why they call it a hot cosby
>>692245815
Anybody got her Sex Tape?
>>692248245
flippidy dabbity do bill crosby was on top of you
>>692245363
more of miley. why are her lips so defined in the shadow but the bush is covering it?
>>692248468
he just said it smelled like imitation crab. If he was working closely with a naked Maisie, and her twat smelled bad, it's not unreasonable that he caught a wiff
>>692246652
>>692247181
>>692247389
>>692247958
>>692248468
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Jesus H. Christ, you inbred idiots are as facepalm inducing as they come.
>>692248630
there's a sex tape??
>>692248852
>it's not unreasonable that he caught a wiff
It is entirely unreasonable. You are a gullible tool
>>692248807
im guessing she was pushing her stomach forward and her ass back, so it wasn't a strait shot of her vag gotta love her blondie pubes
>>692248852
After a long day in the sun or something I can understand the vag getting a bit perfumey
>>692249074
the story must be true because NO ONE on /b/ is comfortable enough with there sexuality to pretend to be gay
>>692249074
>>it's not unreasonable that he caught a wiff
>It is entirely unreasonable. You are a gullible tool
Have you ever lived with a woman? Those things aren't exactly scentless
>>692245363
I've fucked my neighbor. She's kind of like a celebrity. She's literally the neighborhood whore; she's fucked everybody, and she doesn't hide it.
as per request, more Miley. I wanna be friends with this crazy ho because that probs gives you a 100% chance of seeing her naked body
>>692249733
so GoT guy said that Natalie Dorner and Nathalie Emmanuel were both totally shaven. He thought Nathalie looked best naked
>>692249074
It is totally reasonable. Why do you think Scarlett Johansson has to FedEx her drawers home. Still probably a lie though.
No but I went to highschool with a girl who was in playboy
>>692249364
he's on /b/. take a wild guess
>>692250300
how'd it feel when her spread came out?
>be me, accidentally walk into the >Women's restroom at the beach in >Belmar. Ellen DeGeneres was >changing into a one piece Speedo >suit. I saw her nude.
>>692250665
I was shocked and amazed. Granted this was years after she left the school but ever since my buddy said he fucked her I was jealous. She was one of those little cute quiet girls and I wanted her
>>692251164
did you retain your vision?
>>692245363
if anybody posted a story, would you actually believe it?
>>692251371
depends on the story my friend
>>692245363
There was a guy on here a year back who was talking about how he fucked Gina Carano. He seemed legit based upon what he was saying.
I was an extra on the Hunger Games movies. A group of extras were telling me there was one scene where Jlaw had to change pretty quickly, so her bodyguard guy held up a towel for her while she switched clothes, but a couple extras could kinda see around the towel so they saw her naked. They said she kinda knew and didn't really give a fuck. True story.
>>692251302
No, I'm blind and use a guide dog. Thanks for asking.
>>692248852
Did he say anything about Emilia?
saw one story that was pretty interesting. guy said he hooked up with Rachel Ray at a swingers event. I guess her husband was into the scene, so she got dragged into it
>>692245563
You do know thats like 100% photoshop right?
>>692251861
not much. said she should shave a little more
>>692251997
still her butthole though
>>692251787
Only one person can fuck Gina Carano:
>>692251971
oh yeah i read that too - she divorced her husband because of the swinging thing and his eventual cheating. the OP got a BJ from her, and fingered her, but I don't think he fucked her
>>692251787
dang, you remember anymore details about either girl? Im guessing they caught Jen in her down to earth faze. she just seems kinda stuck-up now
>>692252431
thats what i recal. said she kept a little pube triangle which i think is very hot
>>692252434
The guy said Gina was a freak and liked rough sex.
As far as Jlaw, I was on set with her for almost 3 months. I saw her a lot.
Meh. She was legit funny and talented, but the head was expanding a little quickly if you know what I mean. She was really getting off on being the center of attention. The rest of the cast was very mellow. Harrelson was high 24/7. Interesting guy though.
No, but I did go to high school and work with Jada Stevens. I have a couple stories if anyone cares.
>>692248807
The shadow, kid. Zoom in. Angle of the lighting plus hair doesn't block light that well. Pussy lips do. Hence, covered bush but define lips via the shadow.
>>692253016
STORY TIME PLZ!
I wanna do Jada sooooo bad.
>>692247384
I'm sure there are but her no longer attractive body means they aren't newsworthy anymore. Stick a fork in her, she ain't the Disney starlet she once was. Zero boner anymore.
>>692253016
why not
I've seen anons talking about a blowjob from Michelle Trachtenburg, and a hot one-nighter with Maria Sharapova (guy claimed to be a tennis journalist). Both sounded pretty convincing. Those are the ones I've given a greater than 50% chance of being true.
I've seen Steffi Graf on a nude beach.
>>692252630
yeah shes totally the type of celeb that i'd love to see nude
>>692248959
Yeah her and fez! It's out there somewhere
>>692251971
Before or after she was famous?
>>692253269
>>692253310
Well filename are her actual intiials, and she was one year under me in school.
I didn't know her much in hs but she dated this wigger Chad for a long time.
We worked together at Eckerd/Rite Aid
>con't
>>692245363
I had 100 sex with selena gomeez, was so good.
>>692253632
and where have you heard this?
>>692253269
>>692253310
She worked as a cashier and I worked in the pharmacy as a tech right after hs.
She told me one day that they had been bitching at her for being late, but she had gotten a second job at the Pink Pony
con't
>>692253666
while i believe.
friend worked out with Hillary swank for million dollar baby.. said she changed quickly after training and didn't seem to mind my friend (girl) watching. Said she was cool and was def normal looking naked nothing all too good.
I think as soon as Miley's career is nearly over she will take money to do a porn. I'm pretty certain Vivid has probably offered her a few million but it's still probably not enough. I think she is that much of a slut she will do it eventually. Soon as those dollars stop rolling in and she needs to keep her lifestyle, she will cave.
>>692253898
Infamouslovato
>>692253989
Wait. Pink Pony.
Shit nigger I used to live in Atlanta like 1 mile from the Pony...
Does Marilyn Chambers count?
>>692254130
they've been promising shit years and are yet to deliver
I fucked Katie Kinney from Syfy's show Faceoff back when she was in college. She was pretty cool and we fucked once. Not sure if she counts as a celebrity but there ya.
>>692254013
how naked she see her?
>>692254364
you are a rockstar.
>>692254097
she has a net worth of 150mil
i dont think she will need to do porn anytime soon
>>692253269
>>692253310
That's why she was late, because she would work there all night and make so much money she stopped giving a shit about Rite Aid and they eventually fired her
She did invite me to come see her but I never went. One day though, I caught her looking at naked pictures of herself on one of those public photo machines which was pretty funny. She jumped because she thought I was a customer, but when she realized it was me she didn't care funny enough
Ok, not exactly a celebrity, but I did fuck a woman who was in the the April 2008 edition of German Playboy. (No, not the centerfold.) That I learned this only after the fact was somewhat cooler.
I had a one night stand with Beth Littleford in college.
>>692254244
We went to Shiloh about 10 years ago
>>692254402
full frontal.
I didn't feel like probing for specifics cause my friend was a girl and family friend. But I got up to asking what she looked like naked and how chill she was with being naked. so ya
Took Kennedy Leigh's virginity, AMA
>>692254526
wattttttttttt
I love Beth Littleford.
Plz tell the story.
>>692254695
you fuck yourself you liar. (tell me everything. she looks like her puss smells)
>>692254097
doubtfull. She's gonna be like cindy Lauper and stick around getting cred for being weird
>>692253269
>>692253310
Last one, I heard from my asst manager she had taken one of the girls that worked as a pharm tech out to party one time and they basically took a whole bunch of bars and had a train run on them. The girl from the pharmacy apparently hardly remembered much of it
I sniffed a seat Rachel McAdams sat on for a good while then jerked off in the bathroom. They were in St.Michaels shooting Wedding Crashers and did this even where I worked, I swooped in and inhaled her ass after the room was empty
>>692254566
so no idea if she had a bush or not?
>>692245363
actually i do all the time, always.... I just looked out of the window and saw kate beckinsale undressing
>>692245363
nude justin beaver
>>692255047
girl has a great ass
>>692255052
no unfortunately not. but I saw my family friends bush once. also swank looks like she rocks the bush daily, as seen in boys don't cry
>>692255123
i believe it. did you know she's a grandma?
Justine Jolie flirted with me, but every time I tried to flirt back spaghetti spilled out of my pockets.
>>692254672
since when is that out?
>>692249344
I pretend to be gay on here all the time. That's why I suck all that cock
>>692255561
it's not real
>>692255427
no I didn't but....but everything still looks good down there
>>692255561
its fake
>>692245363
jake gillenhal is such a pussy
>>692253016
Go on
>>692255789
fully shaven?
>>692254097
yeah man, im still waiting for Britney, Jessica, Christina, the Spice Girls, Avril, etc's careers to be nearly over and they do porn. totally gonna happen just wait man, they're all total sluts.
>>692245363
I grew up with Emily Browning. We dated in early high school, she lost her virginity to my mate. A few years back she came home for a holiday or something and I hooked up with her at a gig and we had sex. She said that she had always liked me but she didn't answer her phone when I tried to call her the next day. Never seen or spoken to her since.
>>692255921
What do you know?
>>692254435
It's not about needing to do it
>>692256267
doubtfull, still got plenty of cash all of em, well maybe a nude photoshoot.
George Carlin told me to go fuck myself in a Las Vegas airport. Best day ever.
>>692256232
no actually a nice trimmed landing strip
>>692256310
how was she in bed? she have any bush then?
>>692256918
she enjoy you watching her?
Doesnt really qualify as a famous person but i fucked a news anchor at a local station in colorado
>>692245363
Saw Harrison Ford's bare ass and ding dong when I was like 14 while I was hanging out at his house with my cousin and Harrison Ford's son Malcolm. Went to use the bathroom and walked in on Harrison Ford about to get into the shower. It was like an acorn in a bird's nest.
I used to see MILF pornstar Darryl Hanah all the time on my daily runs. Got to the stage of saying hello. Had a couple of chats with her. Seems like a very nice and genuine person. Is very fit and has a smokin' body for a MILF. She told me she is working on becoming a yoga master and does long distance walking all the time. Didn't fuck or anything,
>>692256990
She would have been about 24-25 so, yes, there was bush.
Average I guess. Pretty stock standard on night stand.
No one except for the two friends who were with me at the time believe me. I slept with a moderately famous model/weather girl about 4 years ago.
Nothing really exciting tbh. Recognised her at a club me and my friends were spending the evening at. Went and talked to her, it went well, after a while of talking about her work on TV and drinking she asked if I wanted to fuck (was kind of taken by surprise). Obv I said yeah and she took me back to her apartment. Didn't even say bye to my friends. We had sex, it was good.
Probably the hottest girl I'll ever have sex with. Left in the morning, didn't exchange numbers or anything.
>pic related
Her name is Solweig Rediger-Lizlow.
>>692256760
>Not understanding sarcasm
>>692257678
c'est pamal ça putin de veinard
>>692257103
I guess so, she acted like she didn't notice someone watching her and didn't put her clothes back on, but I'm pretty sure she saw me
>>692257591
dang that girl is gorgeous.She give good head? you return the favor? was her pussy an innie or an outtie
>>692245363
It looks like a dike Emilio Estevez
Not me, but a lesbian friend of my mums fucked Julia Bradbury.
>>692258064
how common an occurance is this?
>>692258181
Didnt get head. Didnt see puss but its got lips.
>>692258377
dont all of them?
>>692255047
>Inhaled her ass
My sides. Did it smell like poop or vag? Did her poop smell good? Why didn't you lick it?
>>692258377
You had sex with her but you didn't see her pussy?!?
>>692255867
>>692255561
>>692255779
>>692254672
This one is real though
>>692259659
yeah but it aint Miley dingus
>>692257678
cool
>>692247958
>Hairy bush and a smelly pussy.
That's my fetid fetish
>>692259741
It clearly is though
>>692254836
She wasn't as THICC back then but still had a killer ass. Hair was hard to tame so she usually had it up. Her pussy smelled fine but she was weird about me eating her out so I didn't really do much down there. I wanted to eat her ass but that was a firm no from her. Got to massage it though, which is what eventually led to the sex. Took her clothes off and laid on her stomach. I gently got in top of her and went in from behind. No condom cuz it was kinda spontaneous. Fucked for like 10 mins til the combination of her tight virgin puss and the sound of her godly ass slapping against me as I thrusted made me approach eruption super fast. Asked her what she wanted me to do with the load, she said just unload in her, if she got preg she'd get an abortion. Thankfully didnt knock her up.
She gave be a blowjob a couple days later, it wasn't good cuz it was her first. She got embarassed when she couldn't get me to cum. I told her it was okay and she took off her shirt so I could jerk off to her topless.
Made out a couple times after that, but not much else. Kinda drifted apart. I think she didn't like that she wasn't able to make me nut with a bj and got insecure. I'd give anything to let her give it another go today though because seeing her videos now, she has clearly improved a lot.
>>692245363
I shook hands with Hillary Clinton. Does that count?
>>692259659
>>692259741
>>692259890
Doesn't look like her to me. Also why would she be sucking an unmutilated cock?
Define celebrity.
>>692260127
Lol turtledicks love to inflate their egos by shitting on guys with superior, circumcised penises
>>692260332
Sorry just testing, i was supposedly banned. I got cucked by mods
>>692259890
you are blind
Kendall Jenner is a lesbian, her real lover is Lauren Perez. Most of these guys you see her with are gay.
>>692246344
The dyke with the granny fetish?
>>692260867
I know for a fact her and Kiley have been carrying on a fiery sexual affair
>>692261219
Kanye is pretty weird.
I had anal with biebs two years ago.
>>692248905
So everything written on this board is false by default? Have a little faith faggot
>>692245363
I saw Snookies tits at a restaurant my buddy owns.
She was in town with her father a few years back for a fight he was promoting.
She came into my buddies greasy spoon joint and ordered food, she was drunk and kept asking people where they were from and saying, "I'm from Long Island".
She was so obviously desperate for someone to recognize her and give her attention, asking for an autograph or something. We all knew who she was and paid her no attention.
At the counter I was eating some cheesy fries and waiting for the rest of my order. She was standing at the counter waiting for her order and talking nonsense.
She was with some younger guy who seemed like family, he looked about 18.
My buddy started talking to her from the other side of the counter and he kept signaling me to look, so I did and she was leaned over, wearing a tank top with no bra underneath. You could see everything, and OMG it was nasty. She has droopy orangutan tits, nasty as fuck.
She accidently knocked a salt shaker over at me, she apologized and I said , "no problem, I like it when women hit me". I was just trying to be light hearted and make a joke. She started talking about S&M and I went on ignoring her cause I hate attention whores. Anyways she then went on to throw a mustard and ketchup bottle at me purposely, I guess cause I was ignoring her. I stopped eating, looked at her and said if she threw anything else at me I would call the cops and have arrested for assault. That's when the guy she was with dragged her outside and made her wait in the car, he then came inside and apologized to me. He seemed like a nice genuine guy.
That's my snookie tit story.
>>692261219
could you imagine being the guy who has to make a naked wax t-swift for Kanye? weird life
>>692259467
A one night stand... What the fuck do you want me to say? "excuse me, would you mind taking off your pants so I can inspect your vagina?"
Have you ever had sex with someone for the first time? Its fucking awkward, the lights are very rarely on and its often drunk.
>>692250127
continue
>>692245363
I've had sex with every female celeb ever.
The whole bus started clapping.
>>692258621
fair point, meant flaps
>>692262526
not much more to say man
I gave a personal massage to Christy mack once. She asked to see my dick but that was all.
>>692262575
you get her off? she vocal during sex?
Someone should PhotoShop Miley to look like she did on HM.
>>692259659
Not Miley Cyrus
>>692263078
was she nude?
>>692245877
That'd be a four way if you were in it with 3 women..
3 + 1 = 4 (four-way)
You autistic virgin.
>>692262493
> A one night stand... What the fuck do you want me to say? "excuse me, would you mind taking off your pants so I can inspect your vagina?"
So now you're saying you fucked her while her pants were still on? Whatever dude. If your dick went in her pussy, you should have got a decent look.
> Have you ever had sex with someone for the first time? Its fucking awkward, the lights are very rarely on and its often drunk.
Never been that way for me. At the very least I've gone down on her. I would never fuck without getting a good look.
As for fucking with the lights out - I don't really know what to say. It's kinda pathetic.
>>692245363
I got sucked off in a Disneyland bathroom by a guy who's cousin was a background extra in a Chilli's commercial
>>692248905
>>Jesus H. Christ
nice ref anon
>>692263134
Yes but was face down on table so didn't really see much
>>692263522
you get to rub her ass at least?
>>692263569
you tried. I almost believed.
>>692251787
wow. maybe we will get to see her naked someday
>>692263299
Plus Roseanne has to count for 2 or 3
Just a blow job from her while we were still in High School.
Miles IRL
>>692263870
nope
Got a bj from Taylor Swift sophmore year of high school.
>>692251787
I doubt actresses care much, they are probably used to people seeing them basically naked. Models certainly are used to it.
>>692263673
No........ towel covering bottom half. Still not bad tho
>>692263569
>>692263870
Nice try
I don't know how famous she is,but her name comes up with a crap ton of her photos on google, and I know she makes a living doing this shit. We dated for a year about 8 years ago. Absolutely fantastic lay.
>>692264097
Impossible. She is a gold star lesbian.
>>692264097
make me believe you anon
Saw Jennifer Garner once.. and her thong.. Did not approach her though she was angry.. anyway I fapped for a a month
>>692264305
No lie
>>692255047
this is hard core.
>>692264050
>>692264254
The best part is, it really is her.
>>692263759
Not likely. She's not the type of girl who would ever take nudes of herself or go on film topless.
>>692264320
We both played guitar and started talking in English class, I invited her over to my house one day after like 5 months of talking to play guitar and just chill and it ended up in a bj
>>692264388
how'd this all happen?
>>692254264
You're old
>>692264651
Nice story you came up with in less than 5 minutes. Almost believable.
>>692264651
she take her clothes off?
>>692245363
I once fingered a celebrity in an underage nightclub in Australia.
>>692264760
unfortunately no
>>692264871
swallow?
>>692261219
what the hell is this, the cinematography is creeping me out.
>>692264975
yes
My brother dated Margot Robbie in High School. He fingered her and she blew him. Apparently she swallows.
>>692264522
you are probably right. Anyway, we can dream!
>>692256855
>>692256855
>>692256855
>>692256855
>>692256855
Underrated post
>>692264420
anymore
>>692265055
That's surprising
>>692265360
Great story anon. You should be an author.
>>692265063
good for him, Margot is insanely hot
I plead the 5th.
My uncle dated Lisa Ann for 4 months in high school.
I saw Lindsay Lohan's tits a few years ago at a party in LA, but that's about it
>>692266120
Why did she have her tits out?
>>692266120
lies.
>>692266120
>be OP
>think of sluttiest drunkest chick in hollywood
>durrr i saww etc...
>>692245363
My wife is a minor celebrity. She appeared in a British TV series that was sold worldwide, and she's been in a few movies that got some attention.
Her pussy tastes like batteries.
i love these infograb threads. FBI will attach any comments you make in a public forum to your "File" and be sure to ask you about every single thing they can possibly think of if they ever get the jurisdictional go-ahead to interrogate you. remember kids, ask for a lawyer and keep your mouth shut. They will literally do anything and everything that they can simply out of boredom.
>>692263344
I provide a service which caters to the wants and needs of the clientele. I have found that this particular strategy provides the best chance of repeat customers. If a lady turns off the lights or refuses oral sex for modesty or hygiene reasons, I comply. I dont think that is particularly pathetic.
What is also not pathetic is being one of the few individuals on this "have you fucked a celebrity?" board who can genuinely say "yes, yes I have fucked a celebrity"... Cuck.
Fucked Avril Lavigne before she was a celeb. She was kindof a looser haha. Go Napanee
>>692266609
Not my "File". Holy shit. The FBI has my "File". Do you think I need to add another layer of foil to my tin hat to make sure they cant read my thoughts?
>>692266656
Ya man, NDSS was a dirty school. She was fo sho a weird chick.
>>692266656
Bush?
Used to hook up with Sara Paxton after high school bUT haven't seen her in years
I fingered Ariel Winter at a night club in LA
>>692266802
the tinfoil hat isn't for stopping anyone from reading your thoughts.
the FBI doesn't do that sort of thing, but the Secret Service can.
>>692266973
How'd she look naked? Good in bed?
>>692267078
Yeasty?
>>692267272
She's super skinny, but she wasn't a freak or anything so that kind of sucked
>>692263870
>>692263569
Have anymore of her
>>692266609
Interesting comment, bro. What happened to you?
>>692267317
very
I went to elementary and high school with lias old bestfriend (grill on the right) they both smoked weed and were sloots
>>692268612
That's weird because so did I, they never smoked
i fucked/dated marleena detrich in the 1940's. super hot
>>692268672
She got kicked out of high school for having a pot brownie though ? Lol name the school then fag
>>692268893
So you're like 90?
>>692269373
Respect your elders
>>692269373
>>692269594
king of the oldfags
>>692245363
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.
>>692246859
Sauce ?
>>692269141
Saw this whore on one Gumball event
>>692270926
lolfuck
Fucked Miranda Cosgrove in high school
i dont this counts, met and fucked a pornstar named ruby a bit older but hot at the time... sex was ok...I grabbed iggy azeala ass in a crowd .. thats it
>>692271401
greentext please
>>692268672
She is a huge stoner and has had blatantly let everyone know she loves getting high on her social media accounts.
>>692266514
>Her pussy tastes like batteries.
I know!
>>692271691
>Fucked Miranda Cosgrove in high school
>>692272110
kek
>>692271337
krilled
>>692270926
Found this on google in two seconds heh nothing personnel, kid.
>>692263353
The best post on this shitty thread
>>692271337
check em
>>692272146
kek
>>692271984
Weed will ruin her life
>>692248468
It was penis inspection day
Idk if it'll count for you guys but I fucked a Pakistani celebrity. That was fun
>>692275166
PICZ PLZ
>>692275074
Penis inspection day... I haven't heard that term in a long time. Too bad its fake and older than your granny's cunt.
>>692265196
Shut the fuck up, Chas.
>>692274495
Yeah, she's going to be injecting it soon since she has been doing it since High School.
She is in for a sad future.
I went to middle school with Sam Hoopes (SI swimsuit model). I didn't know girls gave blow jobs really until she told me that she did. Her and her friend told me they had a crush on me in history class but I was/am too big of an autist to do anything about it. I invited her to my going away party too but she didn't come ;_;
>>692249364
You're still not supposed to be able to smell them from across the room.
Absolute Haram / 10
>>692254097
you need to realize once so one has millions upon millions of followers on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter etc they are set for life.
companies will be offering her money left right and centre to shill their products with one photo..
>>692271401
Story of it?
>>692249792
Would definitely fuck
>>692275218
The girl. Her name is Saleha Aref
>>692255047
in every "fucked a celeb?" thread, you are here, pathetic butt sniffer
>>692275440
After I found out she was a model I messaged her on facebook and ask if that crush was still "on"
....she did not reply back
>>692274495
Yeah I heard thats how jimmy hendricks died ... :o
>>692248905
Enjoy the ride, cunt.
Probs not celeb as such. Chick off big brother. Fucked her for a few years. Fucked her off when I got bored. Meh.
>>692261317
Proof?
>>692275393
okay, I'll bite --- any reason to suggest that image actually is Lia?
>>692275925
what country?
>>692275666
Bitch was in the Pakistani version of Sesame Street. Getting to nail her was a dream come true
>>692276000
No she has a mole on one of her titties
>>692276064
Straya
>>692276148
Plus she sent me a bunch of nudes
>>692263867
This actually happened. We went to PPAS. We sort of dated for bit and then after I went to her place after school one day, I fingered her and she blew me... and then we faded away after that. It was a one time thing. I'm not sure if she hated my cock or what. I've never got closure.
>>692276597
>I've never got closure.
not sure if serious or trolling. you gotta love /b/
>>692276597
>I fingered her
Commence pussy description now.
>>692263299
>you were in it
And what? Have sex with your own dick? That's the gayest thing I''ve ever heard. Fucking faggot. Get the fuck of my /b/.
>>692276891
Shaved but stubble. It was wet as fuck. I didn't put more than a single finger inside but it was warm (obviously)... that was basically the extent of it.
It started with her rubbing my dick outside my pants and that let to me taking off all her clothes.
I fingered her and took my dick out which she sucked on while we were both laying on the carpet in her bedroom.
I was ready to blow and told her but she didn't want me to cum in her mouth so I grabbed her pair of jeans off the floor and blew my load in them.
That was about it. It was awkward after because I just zipped up quick and wanted her to get dressed fast because I was suddenly worried about her brother who was just outside her bedroom (a door that didn't lock).
>>692249546
pics?
>>692277348
>that was basically the extent of it
innie/outie? pink/brown lips? big clit? Surely there's more to describe...
>I grabbed her pair of jeans off the floor and blew my load in them
Wait a second, you came all over *her jeans* and you're not sure why she never fooled around with you again...?
>>692271401
Details?
I have a bunch of pictures of me and Miley fucking anally. $1200 a shot. 10 of them
>>692278431
post a censored sample then, faggot
>>692278431
Post your email so I can paypal you.
>>692257196
Whereabouts in CO, I live in FoCo
>>692277797
Pussy was an innie. Labia was consistent normal white girl color... seemed a bit tanned but that was her natural skin color. I didn't spread her lips but I'm sure she was pink inside.
Yeah, maybe cumming on her jeans had something to with her icing our friendship not long after. I don't know though.
I want to believe I was the first guy she ever blew but we haven't seen each other in years so who knows. She didn't have a reputation of being a slut though so I like to imagine I was her first dick in her mouth and that's part of why we stopped talking because she was ashamed and didn't know how to deal with it.
I had sex with Nicola peltz in high school
>>692278811
> no reverse image search results on google
is this an image from your personal collection?
>>692273163
PERSONNEL ???
what are you, chinese ?
>>692279048
No. That's a more recent pic.
Pic related is more what she looked like when she blew me and I explored her pussy a bit... though it's not from my personal collection either.
>>692279079
Its a meme you dip
>>692279258
She looks like a kid. Are you a pervert?
