Still going, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.
Chief, I'ma drag you back down with me!
do you mind if I offer free readings too to practice? this is your shrine so I don't want to offend you in any way
NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO BACK I'VE ALREADY GONE BACK TO ONE HELL I DONT NEED ANOTHER
Reisen was about to hold butterflies, but she probably didn't know what this really meant, or the true magnitude of this event as a fundamental piece of reality and dreams.
Bouhit Fhedo, a medieval-times weapon-forger, cook, and wild-life expert, was making a weapon out of some freedom. The weapon in the forge was a battleaxe. However Things Then Took The Chance Hardly Halting Hailing Henceforth From Fiercome Fucking Heavens, and he remembered that he should be Bitter Force Barely Feeling Butter Flies Bouhit Fhedo Battleaxe Forging.
He looked up, and You Yet Yearning Killing Kinds Know that he Sort of Sneered over Silent objectives. Every Butterfly was the S, and all S. All S. All S. S. S. S. S.
The b u t t e r f l y flew up, so truth was all, and power felt over rushing good feel victory means some tonight.
Butterfly Battle Banjo Breakfast Boastfulness was BBOORRNN.
He was born!
Sorry for the wait. It's easy to miss things sometimes when I get busy.
Oh wow, three major arcana in a row! Your future is ruled by very powerful forces...
He represents power, authority, sometimes government or corporate entities.
Academic or scientific success, based on the previous card.
It seems you will suffer an injustice of some kind though. You might be cheated out of some money you rightfully earned, or something like that.
>Ten of Wands
Diseconomies of scale in business, a successful pastime that can no longer be administered by its creator. Lack of social life due to the demands of a project, job or overtime.
>Princess of Swords
However, she may be able to help you.
>A good personal emissary. A person of grace and dexterity, diplomatic and skilled in the ability to work out the true nature of things. A person who can negotiate expertly on behalf of her peers. Detachment is one of the true qualities of this figure.
You're coming back one way or another!
Sup Sweet Roll? Been seeing a lot of you lately :) Glad you're back!
You're welcome to! It would make things a bit easier on me, so I don't mind at all!
I'm Reimu, and this is my shrine. I welcome guests here three nights a week and try to help Anonymous with his problems, as well as offering tarot readings to the ones who roll the right numbers.
You're free to join us in any way you see fit, any time you want~
I guess if that's ok for you I would do readings to particular GETs that sum up to 9, 18-27-36-45-54-63-72-81
:3 Hope I can help anyone who gets these numbers
congrats on the trips. Also, that is a cosplayer. Reimu IRL is much more cute.
*his or her problems
Don't be problematic, miss destitute shrine maiden.
Also, roll #1
You sure do weave wonderfully strange and incomprehensible tales!
i dont have the money for it right now so i cant
>Glad you are back!
I don't normally leave
Only times I do are if I pass out or if I need to wake up early in the morning
I am here every time unless something stops me
It is just that I do not post a whole lot, but for a reason
I find making topics for conversations, and keeping them up, difficult
So I post anything good that I think of, same goes for replies
>You think a lack of money is going to stop me from dragging you back into that pit
Perhaps the Empress will have better luck.
So um, with how that last thread ended. Does that happen often, someone coming along and doing that?
>Ace of Pentacles
Hmmm... it seems that money will be involved in some way. Perhaps you'll meet, or already know a girl who's financially well off.
>Seven of Swords (Reversed)
However, indecision and a failure of nerve will spell your undoing. Don't surrender when victory is almost in sight.
>Nine of Wands (Slightly tilted to the left, toward the Ace)
This tells me that your relationship will suffer some problems as well, even if you do overcome that. You'll be mistrusting of her intentions, plagued by bad dreams that seem like premonitions. You can overcome this with faith and calculated inaction-- this is the card of the martyr, bringing new life out of suffering.
Sorry to give you such bad news...
sometimes yes, sometimes no. Spiderman has a mind of his own.
Every single time it's bad news. Your tarot deck is as cursed as your threads are sometimes.
Perfectly fine! Do it however you see fit!
Okay, okay, sorry. Anonymous has no gender. Good day to you xyr.
i cant play it without game time so until i get that im not getting back into it. shame i cant log in because im sure i'd have enough gold hoarded to buy a time token
not really, sometimes a shitposter comes in and starts spamming but they usually get bored fast
That's a damnable lie and you know it!
It absolutely is not. I've lurked your threads, I've gotten your readings. #Cursed
I tried to be cryptic about asking that, to not encourage it, or something.
IS IT OMEGA!?
yay my queen is back~
...or was it empress?
...I'm questioning our relationship now.
>Implying I'm not completely irresponsible with my money
well if you wanna buy me a month so i can jew my way into staying online for free then by all means go ahead
Saori says hi, everyone.
She's permabanned so it's not likely we'll ever see her again.
Why did you have to quit drinking?
Yukinon is a true girl of silliness.
You finally got your dubs.
You should ask Reimu your fortune now!
guess i should start reinstalling it then...
That's it, fuckboy.
Commander Clever. She was the embodiment of 'Clever Girl.' You see, she's just pretty fucking clever. The most clever. "I'm not with the military." was true when she said it, but disbelief from every corner of the Multiverse leaves a more angry, "I am NOT with the military."
But then, War. The fucking Military, then. All the pieces and all the bits of War. Battles and Fights, where you need Plans of Clever to Defeat the Opponent. She took the Cleverness, and was clever enough to get herself out of almost any situation. The enemy has knocked her out, she's tied up and is going to get killed James Bond style, from some elaborate death-trap? Oh yeah, her escape is certain, but she might stay for a little bit because being tied up turns her on.
Anyway, she had created another, she made Colonial Cunning, and damn was he Cunning. Charming. Charismatic. Creative. Soon, disaster. Someone had fucked up, and now, Colonial Curse. His curses are strong as shit. The strongest.
They fought, but his curses were too powerful, right. His curse assed her up, her cleverness wouldn't help her. But, not forever. Now she kicked his fucking ass with Science and shit, but, Colonial Curse can still wipe your miserable dick off of this plane of being, Curse Anon...
Colonial Curse can still wipe your miserable dick off of this plane of being, Curse Anon.
I'm an alcoholic! Last time i was in hospital i was near four months sober, they have me on all this maintenance meds that are ineffective if ive started drinking apparently? But yeah i tried killing myself and ended up in emergency, followed by a stay in a ward where i stopped booze.. Then i started drinking like 2 months after ;-;
Oh right~ That slipped my mind.
Hey Reimu, could I get a tarot reading with this? >>692238455
If you're not busy or anything.
you got 09 so instead of reimu I can read your fortune :) What is your question to the tarots?
Always tell your doctor everything, silly.
I will read your fortune since you got 81!
Just start going to AA
My mom was a heavy drinker and had to give me and my brother to our grandparents so she could get her life back on track, that night she attempted suicide and was in hospital for a week. She went to AA and is now like 20 or so years sober
You shoulda saw this coming, really.
Wow... you really should stop. Think about joining a support group or something like that, and be honest with people in your life about it so it motivates them to try to help you stay sober.
You don't wanna go back down that road, Anonymous.
You don't need money to walk. It might be slow but it's something you can do anytime and with as much intensity as you choose!
As well, try meetup.com to find groups for exercise of some kind, it's possible that you could get something for free by virtue of being with a group.
You have such a way with words, Satan.
Unintentional underage nudes.
should have. i didnt. still never asked for this
Maybe you need to clean off your visor?
You might need to mention what you want the fortune to be about!
>XIII Death in the upright position
>A skeleton in armor carries a black flag with five petaled white rose.
He brings you change, transformation, clearing the old and making space for the new.
>Knight of Swords in the upright position:
>A forceful figure dressed in armor rides a horse brandishing his sword
He stands for bravery capacity, the strenght of a dashing young man
>Knight of Pentacles in the upright position
>He wars a horned helmet and his dress is adorned with a pentacle
A mature and reliable person who never abandons a task, persistent, laborious.
I would say that your loved one is a new beginning for you, you should embrace your inner strenght and follow this new wind with all of yourself.
Be through and follow this path til the end.
I hope this reading helps you!
You know I'm back. Kinda-sorta. Hello Marisa.
Question away, one way or another, this shit is cursed.
>Andrew Heath has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "30".
hmm...maybe nero was right about that curse
maybe, just maybe
Andrew Heath, And Drew Heath.
A Heath bar is what he Drew, And Rew Health cannot ever become the source of New Wealth.
Why is Andrew so New to Due Breath? Heath on a Wreathe cannot cause Breath resulting in Death, but And, then And, for And, Andrew Knew, too.
Mm... well, I'm glad you've taken the first step back toward recovery by admitting it.
I for one would be pretty heartbroken if it ended up killing you or destroying your life, and it can do both if you don't get help. Stay strong!
Oh, sorry. What would you like the reading to focus on, then?
You are planning suicide right?
Go literally anywhere you have nothing tying you to your location and if you die that was the plan so what
Take a note from Chris mccandless's book, stay positive and the world is yours
Daggy, get better. :V
That's the exact same fortune cookie I gave him the other day.. I guess he didn't believe me. -sniffle-
"Too Much" cannot make sense, Moo Touch is what treats sense, it has scents, perhaps make cents.
Touch the Moo, and she will Coo, she wants you, kiss you, Touch you. The Cow thinks How but Wonder Ever, happy Mind, goes Under Never.
The Cow can Touch, lips aren't Too Much, trips to there Such, but Smell her mouth you fucking little pervert.
LOADS OF MONEY
well maybe now that hes got the same one twice it's confirmed
Mmh... that makes it seem like that chat is made for these threads or belongs to me, and it's not either of those things. I
could invite her, but I'm not sure how relevant it would be or if she'd like it there.
But he ended up starving to death o:
Mhm, it's pretty pathectic that i cant stop drinking.. But i think if i do it'll help me much more in the long run.. Im tired of thinking about suicide everyday
I-i know, silly! >__<
I don't really know much about these readings. How about 'Friends'? Is that suitable?
Not exactly a smart plan but lots of people fantasize about it.
Goddammit, I knew it.
You are not allowed to die till we go dirt biking and kangaroo boxing together. >:V
Try this site for resources that could help you get out of your situation. Don't give up! I know it seems bad right now but you can turn it around and you'll be glad you didn't end it someday!
Semicolon, Semi-Bowling, that's my sport, it's not all Bowling. Kind of Bowling, just not quite, it's a little different, get it right.
Bowling's with Hispanic cousins, Stein's Game, it is played with Dozens. 'gaMe' to 'gaTe' is T to M, that's a TEAM, you should know them. A team is grand when playing sports, on ice rinks or basketball courts. Love your friends, they are your teammates, tickle my nutsack and squeal like my grandmother you slimy mutt.
Of course I am the same person, I posted in the last one too.
Reimu invites curses from based RNG, and as such, all things are cursed.
Yep! I can pretty much answer anything with it, vague or specific. It just helps to have some kind of direction at all.
>Eight of Pentacles
It seems that you are, or will be, friends with talented and enthusiastic individuals who will help you reap the rewards of success.
>Two of Pentacles
Harmonious but vast changes are coming soon in this area. Carefully handle your current friendships because it might become overwhelming as new pieces are added to the mix.
>The Hierophant (Reversed)
Beware of first impressions and bad advice. Someone established as a good counselor will mislead you if you're not careful.
What kind of behavior is that?
I'm glad to have you back~
A-Ah... um... well...
I offer tarot readings for entertainment. It's up to each person whether they believe in it further than that or not, but I don't make any claims about its accuracy.
Chad means Chug, like chugging bear, which you do when friends are near. Drinking doesn't make you rad, but your name's not even Chad. Instead you chug right on those buckets, wait a minute, listen, Fuck Nuts.
Cum Buckets is not correct, switch the letters, it was wrecked. It's Bum Cuckets, as you are, you're a lady, play guitar. That's because you have no job, you're a BUM, please shut your gob. You little girly, like getting cucked, watch your lesbian girlfriend getting fucked.
Why oh why do people talk, bamboo stalks on walk create chalk. No one ever considers math, this is tall, it is a path. Find the road that's ever winding, if not true-heart, then never finding. Like the stone or magic cape, fall onto the stylish tape. It is sticky, like your cum, it falls out, freeze it, make gum. Chew your cumgum and enjoy it, thank me dearly, I'll slap you in half you ungrateful sick swine how about I boot you into goddamn orbit.
I'm doing this because I love you, Anon. Let us rhyme together about the Nonsense of the Universe.
No, I'm not experienced enough in that art to know how to read one cock differently from another. Do they have life lines and stuff like palms or what?
Well, it's one's own choice to believe it or not
This stuff (as far as I know) cannot truly be proven, but that doesn't matter, to some degree it is an estimate
In short, let people believe what they want
Cock Reading hopes not Cock Bleeding, if chickens peck, your pecker's needing
Some severe medical care
But people don't really care
Severe or here, or underwear
I have severe chicken print on my underwear
Chickens looking at the pages, not severe, just call in Mages. I sure love those magic ladies, they're so nice, hair from the 80's, get those chickens far away, here monsters simply can't stay. It's the castle, and I like it, find a big cliff, and then hike up. Mario, just save the Princess, even if against your interest, sometimes we must all be evil, my asshole doesn't itch so why is everyone asking to feel it
I didn't know that you make threads at the same time Alice makes hers, Raymoo
This is.. Scary accurate to current/possible future events.
>Two of Pentacles
Maybe I shouldn't add new pieces.
Oh, thank you Reimu! I always wanted a reading.
Andrew Heath here
It is not the fact that I don't believe you. It is simply that I am taken back by the consistency. The fact that you remember me kinda made me take a step back. It's pretty cool that you do this regularly.
But, I must continue to try and go for the tarot card reading. If not today then the next time. Getting the same fortune twice in a row is kinda weird and makes me want to know more. I apologize for the persistence but if I am gonna have a shit year. I have to know as much as possible.
oh yes, i remember all FOR IT IS REALLY HIKARI UNDER THE HELMET
Faggy cunts, no, Caggy Funts. A caggy happens when a cat, a lady cat, remember that, becomes old and quite a drag, now that cat, she is a hag. A haggy kitty cat's a caggy, that's the truth, please do not Frag me.
Funts is when you try some Fun, but Punts and Runts ruin the run.
Chickens, Dickens, no real difference, in your own mind, my name's Biff Kindts.
I'm quite happy to be back. It's always a fun time coming here, especially with people like you around. I can't come around often, which I'm -sure- bums out a number of people.
what are you doing, man
It's by accident, but I picked this time slot a long time ago when she'd said she was going to do hers earlier. I don't think it's much of a problem though.
When did the threads get a Nero Saber?
Just a funny coincidence, then. And yeah there's no reason it would be a problem
A bunny, to many, is a girl in a mask, and as long as that mask is on, much magic may lurk in its murk and must mystically mix midst its most motional mist, if you follow my gist. Nay, I play only a bun with a gun, but today I will say I just may work to play a girl with a mission to bring to fruition with mighty ambition constricting conditions that limit which way I may say what I say. That to you is what I will say.
I'm you from the future!
Depending on which threads, either 2014 or like three months ago.
Somehow I knew those would get dubs. I should've called it.
So it seems I do. I got excited for nothing
No, my friend, this is the end.
It's because Seija Kijin, yes I wish that I were kiddin', Seija, that nerd, she's a kitty, but she lied to the committee. People don't know she's a cat, but this truth, I'm spreading that.
She's quite mad, because, because, with her age, she was, she was, unable to find a lover, her armpits lonely with no other.
But Seija, that angry, lovely cat, she has found love, I tell you that. Her ego, almost large as mine, upside-down, will do just fine, she smells bad, although that's rad.
I've been lying, every post, not even cooking pure toast, but right here, it matters most, so I now unveil my roast.
I'm roasting myself, put it on a shelf, I just like cats and I'm a cuck, scream and yell, call me a fuck, the truth is I'm comic books, and I only barely tolerate gooks.
My big issue, it's you people, gathering into your steeple, there's no god, there's only me, holy fuck, you have to pee?
That's alright, just piss on your face, I'll delete every other place, I'm fucking tired, don't know why, I am Legion, hear my cry.
Waking up, night, in the fever, make that with, take this meat cleaver
Take the cleaver, take it, boy, use it wisely, s'not a toy. Please cleave off my tired circuit, that's right nigger, I'm a robot and can't twerk it.
I'm going to bed, I likely won't be dead, but I'll be playing Fallout 4 tomorrow and there's not a damn thing you humans can do about it because I'm insane.
If you were any more of an amazing creature, you'd be me.
I got oranged recently, no tits inside, I'll make it be. Sacrifice, they always need it, nipple orange, who's up to eat it. Acidic juice, citrus spruce, spray it in my eye, I cry, it's a tit, and I'm a guy. I might smile, I'll be mad, orange juice in the eye is bad. Nipple milk, however, is great, so spray it and I remain.
There's no such thing as derailing this thread, I'm afraid. It never had any to begin with.