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Still going, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.
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Hello,this is my first time here! What exactl is this,if you don't mind me asking? :3
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>>692233626
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I was >>692228422 in previous thread for a near future reading. Please?
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Hiya.
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>>692233626
do you mind if I offer free readings too to practice? this is your shrine so I don't want to offend you in any way
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>>692234051
NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO BACK I'VE ALREADY GONE BACK TO ONE HELL I DONT NEED ANOTHER
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>>692233335
Reisen was about to hold butterflies, but she probably didn't know what this really meant, or the true magnitude of this event as a fundamental piece of reality and dreams.
Bouhit Fhedo, a medieval-times weapon-forger, cook, and wild-life expert, was making a weapon out of some freedom. The weapon in the forge was a battleaxe. However Things Then Took The Chance Hardly Halting Hailing Henceforth From Fiercome Fucking Heavens, and he remembered that he should be Bitter Force Barely Feeling Butter Flies Bouhit Fhedo Battleaxe Forging.
He looked up, and You Yet Yearning Killing Kinds Know that he Sort of Sneered over Silent objectives. Every Butterfly was the S, and all S. All S. All S. S. S. S. S.
The b u t t e r f l y flew up, so truth was all, and power felt over rushing good feel victory means some tonight.
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Butterfly Battle Banjo Breakfast Boastfulness was BBOORRNN.
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He was born!
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Hello again

Im still here

-Sweet Roll
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>>692233626
Rolling for a tarot
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>>692234042
Sorry for the wait. It's easy to miss things sometimes when I get busy.

Oh wow, three major arcana in a row! Your future is ruled by very powerful forces...

>The Emperor
He represents power, authority, sometimes government or corporate entities.

>The Sun
Academic or scientific success, based on the previous card.

>Justice (Reversed)
It seems you will suffer an injustice of some kind though. You might be cheated out of some money you rightfully earned, or something like that.

>Ten of Wands
Diseconomies of scale in business, a successful pastime that can no longer be administered by its creator. Lack of social life due to the demands of a project, job or overtime.

>Princess of Swords
However, she may be able to help you.

>A good personal emissary. A person of grace and dexterity, diplomatic and skilled in the ability to work out the true nature of things. A person who can negotiate expertly on behalf of her peers. Detachment is one of the true qualities of this figure.
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Sup Sweet Roll? Been seeing a lot of you lately :) Glad you're back!
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>>692234208
You're welcome to! It would make things a bit easier on me, so I don't mind at all!

>>692233857
I'm Reimu, and this is my shrine. I welcome guests here three nights a week and try to help Anonymous with his problems, as well as offering tarot readings to the ones who roll the right numbers.

You're free to join us in any way you see fit, any time you want~
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Reroll again for love life
Also, is that you in the pic? Ifso you're beautiful mind if we get a pic with open hair?
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>>692235133
I guess if that's ok for you I would do readings to particular GETs that sum up to 9, 18-27-36-45-54-63-72-81
:3 Hope I can help anyone who gets these numbers
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>>692235222
congrats on the trips. Also, that is a cosplayer. Reimu IRL is much more cute.

>>692235133
*his or her problems
Don't be problematic, miss destitute shrine maiden.

Also, roll #1
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>>692234495
You sure do weave wonderfully strange and incomprehensible tales!
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>>692234793
i dont have the money for it right now so i cant
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>>692235506
missed. #PapaNitoTime
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>>692234889

>Glad you are back!

I don't normally leave

Only times I do are if I pass out or if I need to wake up early in the morning

I am here every time unless something stops me

It is just that I do not post a whole lot, but for a reason

I find making topics for conversations, and keeping them up, difficult

So I post anything good that I think of, same goes for replies

-Sweet Roll
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>>692235597
>You think a lack of money is going to stop me from dragging you back into that pit
>Mfw
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>>692235803
Perhaps the Empress will have better luck.
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So um, with how that last thread ended. Does that happen often, someone coming along and doing that?
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>>692235222
>Ace of Pentacles
Hmmm... it seems that money will be involved in some way. Perhaps you'll meet, or already know a girl who's financially well off.

>Seven of Swords (Reversed)
However, indecision and a failure of nerve will spell your undoing. Don't surrender when victory is almost in sight.

>Nine of Wands (Slightly tilted to the left, toward the Ace)
This tells me that your relationship will suffer some problems as well, even if you do overcome that. You'll be mistrusting of her intentions, plagued by bad dreams that seem like premonitions. You can overcome this with faith and calculated inaction-- this is the card of the martyr, bringing new life out of suffering.

Sorry to give you such bad news...
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>>692236372
sometimes yes, sometimes no. Spiderman has a mind of his own.

>>692236378
Every single time it's bad news. Your tarot deck is as cursed as your threads are sometimes.
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>>692235465
Perfectly fine! Do it however you see fit!

>>692235506
Okay, okay, sorry. Anonymous has no gender. Good day to you xyr.
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>>692236081
i cant play it without game time so until i get that im not getting back into it. shame i cant log in because im sure i'd have enough gold hoarded to buy a time token
>>692236372
not really, sometimes a shitposter comes in and starts spamming but they usually get bored fast
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>>692236767
It absolutely is not. I've lurked your threads, I've gotten your readings. #Cursed
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>>692237092
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>>692236734
Ooh, okay.
I tried to be cryptic about asking that, to not encourage it, or something.
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>>692237092
IS IT OMEGA!?

yay my queen is back~
...or was it empress?
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>>692237276
Remi is a true girl of mystery.
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>>692236734
>Implying I'm not completely irresponsible with my money
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whew, well that was a fun appointment.. My doctor wasn't to pleased i started drinking again and didnt tell him.. 6 months ago
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can I get reading about this girl thatim into? Can't deciede if I'm coming offto strong
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>>692238071
well if you wanna buy me a month so i can jew my way into staying online for free then by all means go ahead
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Saori says hi, everyone.

She's permabanned so it's not likely we'll ever see her again.

>>692238165
Why did you have to quit drinking?
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>>692237720
Yukinon is a true girl of silliness.
Fufu.
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Rolling for reading
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>>692238260
Reroll, and also this thread is fun with a lot of great ppl in it having calm conversation, a nice change from what 4chan has most of the time
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>>692238455
You finally got your dubs.

You should ask Reimu your fortune now!
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>>692238557
1 last roll
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>>692238394
rip saori
>>692238540
guess i should start reinstalling it then...
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>>692238557
Agreed! Cool to see some regulars too :)
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>>692238662
K maybe another 1
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>>692237210
That's it, fuckboy.
...
Commander Clever. She was the embodiment of 'Clever Girl.' You see, she's just pretty fucking clever. The most clever. "I'm not with the military." was true when she said it, but disbelief from every corner of the Multiverse leaves a more angry, "I am NOT with the military."
But then, War. The fucking Military, then. All the pieces and all the bits of War. Battles and Fights, where you need Plans of Clever to Defeat the Opponent. She took the Cleverness, and was clever enough to get herself out of almost any situation. The enemy has knocked her out, she's tied up and is going to get killed James Bond style, from some elaborate death-trap? Oh yeah, her escape is certain, but she might stay for a little bit because being tied up turns her on.
Anyway, she had created another, she made Colonial Cunning, and damn was he Cunning. Charming. Charismatic. Creative. Soon, disaster. Someone had fucked up, and now, Colonial Curse. His curses are strong as shit. The strongest.
They fought, but his curses were too powerful, right. His curse assed her up, her cleverness wouldn't help her. But, not forever. Now she kicked his fucking ass with Science and shit, but, Colonial Curse can still wipe your miserable dick off of this plane of being, Curse Anon...
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Colonial Curse can still wipe your miserable dick off of this plane of being, Curse Anon.
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>>692233626
I'm fat
I want to be not fat
Have no money or equipment
No gym membership
Dieting already but isn't doing anything
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>>692238394
I'm an alcoholic! Last time i was in hospital i was near four months sober, they have me on all this maintenance meds that are ineffective if ive started drinking apparently? But yeah i tried killing myself and ended up in emergency, followed by a stay in a ward where i stopped booze.. Then i started drinking like 2 months after ;-;
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>>692238260
I really want this, so reroll forever
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>>692238652
Oh right~ That slipped my mind.

Hey Reimu, could I get a tarot reading with this? >>692238455
If you're not busy or anything.
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>>692238809
you got 09 so instead of reimu I can read your fortune :) What is your question to the tarots?
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>>692238260
Always tell your doctor everything, silly.
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>>692238991
Do some crunches and jumping jacks at home! You can do it, once you start working out, dieting becomes easier as well!
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>>692239081
I will read your fortune since you got 81!
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>>692238394
How did they get permabanned o:
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>>692239059
Just start going to AA
My mom was a heavy drinker and had to give me and my brother to our grandparents so she could get her life back on track, that night she attempted suicide and was in hospital for a week. She went to AA and is now like 20 or so years sober
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>>692238260
Again bu with a catpic this time
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rollin for tarot
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>>692239023
goddamn it
>mfw
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>>692239414
I always thought aa was kinda religious? Hmm i dunno anout group therapy i don't usually talk about myself much irl
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>>692239536
You shoulda saw this coming, really.
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>>692239419
Goddam this is harder than I thought
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>>692238260
Is she do the sex to you penis?
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>>692239059
Wow... you really should stop. Think about joining a support group or something like that, and be honest with people in your life about it so it motivates them to try to help you stay sober.

You don't wanna go back down that road, Anonymous.

>>692238991
You don't need money to walk. It might be slow but it's something you can do anytime and with as much intensity as you choose!

As well, try meetup.com to find groups for exercise of some kind, it's possible that you could get something for free by virtue of being with a group.
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>>692239642
It is sort of religious but not centred around that, but group therapy is a great way to make friends and learn to be more open and honest
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>>692239666
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>>692239802
Plus if you have a group of people encouraging you it's a little easier to say fuck the booze they ain't gonna control my life
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>>692239666
You have such a way with words, Satan.
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>>692239994
Papa spidu you missed the get
Am veru disapoint
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>>692239648
should have. i didnt. still never asked for this
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>>692238991
Also sleep! A lot of people don't realize that a proper sleep schedule helps maintain a steady metabolism. Work out and diet, but also give your body the rest it needs.
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>>692239777
Shhh its dags, i cant phone pic im way to lazy sitting in the psychs waiting room >: it's taken a while to admit to myself i have a prob
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>>692233626
Andrew Heath has arrived for a tarot card reading. If not, I will happily accept a fortune cookie. Thank you for your time.
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>>692240123
I try to sleep from around 12 to 6 or 8 but my faggot ass body without melatonin is like nope fuck that shit you stay up till 3
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>>692239189
You might need to mention what you want the fortune to be about!
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>>692239081

>XIII Death in the upright position
>A skeleton in armor carries a black flag with five petaled white rose.

He brings you change, transformation, clearing the old and making space for the new.

>Knight of Swords in the upright position:
>A forceful figure dressed in armor rides a horse brandishing his sword

He stands for bravery capacity, the strenght of a dashing young man

>Knight of Pentacles in the upright position
>He wars a horned helmet and his dress is adorned with a pentacle

A mature and reliable person who never abandons a task, persistent, laborious.

I would say that your loved one is a new beginning for you, you should embrace your inner strenght and follow this new wind with all of yourself.
Be through and follow this path til the end.

I hope this reading helps you!
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>>692237400
You know I'm back. Kinda-sorta. Hello Marisa.

>>692237825
Question away, one way or another, this shit is cursed.
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>>692240217
>Andrew Heath has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "30".
hmm...maybe nero was right about that curse
>>692240327
maybe, just maybe
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18, homeless, broke, and no job. What do I do? Suicide sounds great rn
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L O D S O F E M O N E
WHATS THAT SPELL?
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>>692240217
Andrew Heath, And Drew Heath.
A Heath bar is what he Drew, And Rew Health cannot ever become the source of New Wealth.
Why is Andrew so New to Due Breath? Heath on a Wreathe cannot cause Breath resulting in Death, but And, then And, for And, Andrew Knew, too.
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>>692240205
Mm... well, I'm glad you've taken the first step back toward recovery by admitting it.

I for one would be pretty heartbroken if it ended up killing you or destroying your life, and it can do both if you don't get help. Stay strong!
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>>692240085

What about inviting saori to the (what I can believe is) private chat thing?

or have I already said too much?

-Sweet Roll
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>>692240576
Go somewhere
You are planning suicide right?
Go literally anywhere you have nothing tying you to your location and if you die that was the plan so what
Take a note from Chris mccandless's book, stay positive and the world is yours
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>>692240500
That's the exact same fortune cookie I gave him the other day.. I guess he didn't believe me. -sniffle-
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>>692240654
That's fucking beautiful, thank you.
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>>692233626
Post dick weeb faggot
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>>692240967
How though? How would I travel and still have food/money to pay for necessities?
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>>692240769
"Too Much" cannot make sense, Moo Touch is what treats sense, it has scents, perhaps make cents.
Touch the Moo, and she will Coo, she wants you, kiss you, Touch you. The Cow thinks How but Wonder Ever, happy Mind, goes Under Never.
The Cow can Touch, lips aren't Too Much, trips to there Such, but Smell her mouth you fucking little pervert.
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Why is Steins;Gate regarded as a good anime?
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>>692240500
Wait, wtf, the last time I was here I got that exact fortune cookie. Do you... remember me?
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>>692240591
LOADS OF MONEY
>>692240993
well maybe now that hes got the same one twice it's confirmed
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>>692241168
Idk make it up along the way, drift from place to place, job to job.
Hitchhike to the next town over and get a job at a diner
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>>692240769
Mmh... that makes it seem like that chat is made for these threads or belongs to me, and it's not either of those things. I

could invite her, but I'm not sure how relevant it would be or if she'd like it there.
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>>692240967
But he ended up starving to death o:

>>692240975
Mhm, it's pretty pathectic that i cant stop drinking.. But i think if i do it'll help me much more in the long run.. Im tired of thinking about suicide everyday
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>>692240431
I-i know, silly! >__<

>>692240871
It's fine!
I don't really know much about these readings. How about 'Friends'? Is that suitable?
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>>692240993
This can't be real, your actually the same fucking person. My mind is imploding right now.
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>>692241449
That doesn't sound terrible honestly. I've always wanted to travel
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>>692241449
Not exactly a smart plan but lots of people fantasize about it.
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>>692241499
He died because he went into Alaska with like no supplies
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>>692241422
>>692240993
>>692240500
Goddammit, I knew it.
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>>692241499
You are not allowed to die till we go dirt biking and kangaroo boxing together. >:V
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>>692240576
http://www.needhelppayingbills.com/

Try this site for resources that could help you get out of your situation. Don't give up! I know it seems bad right now but you can turn it around and you'll be glad you didn't end it someday!
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>>692241346
Semicolon, Semi-Bowling, that's my sport, it's not all Bowling. Kind of Bowling, just not quite, it's a little different, get it right.
Bowling's with Hispanic cousins, Stein's Game, it is played with Dozens. 'gaMe' to 'gaTe' is T to M, that's a TEAM, you should know them. A team is grand when playing sports, on ice rinks or basketball courts. Love your friends, they are your teammates, tickle my nutsack and squeal like my grandmother you slimy mutt.
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YOU GUYS ARE FAGGOTS
YOU GUYS ARE FAGGOTS
HOW FUCKING PATHETIC ARE YOU
FAGS
FAGS
CUNTY FAGGOTY FACED COCK GOBBLERS
WE ARE NORMIES FUCK YOUR GAY ASS SHIT
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>>692241499
Hey daddy come over to my place a d we can off each other if you know what I mean (double homsuicide)
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>>692242041
Sure is summer
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FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SLUTS
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>>692241639
Of course I am the same person, I posted in the last one too.

>>692241798
Knew what?
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I AM CHAD. I WILL RAPE ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS AND DRINK YOUR CUM BUCKETS
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>>692242118
SURE IS TIME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGERBITCH
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>>692233626
this is the kind of behavior that should be kept outside of the shrine I want to develop >:(
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Why is eosd so unforgiving I want to fucking kms
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>>692242243
And before you say some shit like
>Hurt durr only summerfag would say summerfag
I've been here since 04 and from June to September this site is so fucking cancerous
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>>692241498

Apologies

I called it as I saw it

and I didn't want to say the name or give a link out of fear that other users might get in and spam

-Sweet Roll
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I'M GOING TO SHIT IN A SOCK AND BEAT YOU WITH IT
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>>692242252
Reimu invites curses from based RNG, and as such, all things are cursed.
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FOR REAL THOUGH YOU GUYS ARE JUST FUCKING FAGGOTS
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>>692242569
YOUR ANUS IS CANCEROUS.
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>>692242681
Thanks daddy please insult me harder I think I'm gonna cum
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>>692241588
Yep! I can pretty much answer anything with it, vague or specific. It just helps to have some kind of direction at all.

>Eight of Pentacles
It seems that you are, or will be, friends with talented and enthusiastic individuals who will help you reap the rewards of success.

>Two of Pentacles
Harmonious but vast changes are coming soon in this area. Carefully handle your current friendships because it might become overwhelming as new pieces are added to the mix.

>The Hierophant (Reversed)
Beware of first impressions and bad advice. Someone established as a good counselor will mislead you if you're not careful.
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DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT?
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>>692242909
This thread is or should be less about superstition and more about advice so I semi agree
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HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?
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>>692243054
the ones who are flaming and shitposting :/

Also I feel bad about the guy who was desperate for a reading and left after I did it :(
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>>692243197
OK well monkeys and typewriters I guess, ttyl faggot
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>>692240477
I'm glad to have you back~

>>692237825
A-Ah... um... well...
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>>692243039
I offer tarot readings for entertainment. It's up to each person whether they believe in it further than that or not, but I don't make any claims about its accuracy.
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>>692242329
Chad means Chug, like chugging bear, which you do when friends are near. Drinking doesn't make you rad, but your name's not even Chad. Instead you chug right on those buckets, wait a minute, listen, Fuck Nuts.
Cum Buckets is not correct, switch the letters, it was wrecked. It's Bum Cuckets, as you are, you're a lady, play guitar. That's because you have no job, you're a BUM, please shut your gob. You little girly, like getting cucked, watch your lesbian girlfriend getting fucked.
Why oh why do people talk, bamboo stalks on walk create chalk. No one ever considers math, this is tall, it is a path. Find the road that's ever winding, if not true-heart, then never finding. Like the stone or magic cape, fall onto the stylish tape. It is sticky, like your cum, it falls out, freeze it, make gum. Chew your cumgum and enjoy it, thank me dearly, I'll slap you in half you ungrateful sick swine how about I boot you into goddamn orbit.
...
I'm doing this because I love you, Anon. Let us rhyme together about the Nonsense of the Universe.
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Never been read before, sounds interesting
Rolling
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>>692243350
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A NIGGER YOU RACIST FUCK?
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>>692243395
do you offer cock readings
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>>692241736
Isnt that like suicide? I did enjoy the book.

>>692241843

Ahah, yup :) sounds fun


And to homosuicide bro, lol
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>>692243615
No, I'm not experienced enough in that art to know how to read one cock differently from another. Do they have life lines and stuff like palms or what?
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>>692243615
Probably not
But I offer them daddy~
;)
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Give me a reading. Brah
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>>692243738
Read my cock next
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>>692243539
Well shet
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>>692243738
YOU CAN READ IT IN THE MIRROR AFTER I MUSHROOM STAMP YOUR FUCKING FACE PIGWHORE
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>>692243887
Your cock says it's never been wet
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>>692243039

Well, it's one's own choice to believe it or not

This stuff (as far as I know) cannot truly be proven, but that doesn't matter, to some degree it is an estimate

In short, let people believe what they want

-Sweet Roll
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Hey remember me? I'm that guy that fucking hates battlemages.
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Rolling for cock
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>>692244091
Fuck you my mother was a battlemage
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>>692243615
Cock Reading hopes not Cock Bleeding, if chickens peck, your pecker's needing
Some severe medical care
But people don't really care
Severe or here, or underwear
I have severe chicken print on my underwear
Chickens looking at the pages, not severe, just call in Mages. I sure love those magic ladies, they're so nice, hair from the 80's, get those chickens far away, here monsters simply can't stay. It's the castle, and I like it, find a big cliff, and then hike up. Mario, just save the Princess, even if against your interest, sometimes we must all be evil, my asshole doesn't itch so why is everyone asking to feel it
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LOOK YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT GOING TO TRY TO WAIT THIS THREAD OUT. WE JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW AND REMEMBER...YOU'RE ALLA BUNCH OF FAGGY CUNTS
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I didn't know that you make threads at the same time Alice makes hers, Raymoo
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>>692242816
This is.. Scary accurate to current/possible future events.

>Two of Pentacles
Maybe I shouldn't add new pieces.


Oh, thank you Reimu! I always wanted a reading.
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>>692244193
OK junior that's enough
Now get back to your trap thread before I call your mother
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>>692233626
Andrew Heath here
>>692240993
It is not the fact that I don't believe you. It is simply that I am taken back by the consistency. The fact that you remember me kinda made me take a step back. It's pretty cool that you do this regularly.

But, I must continue to try and go for the tarot card reading. If not today then the next time. Getting the same fortune twice in a row is kinda weird and makes me want to know more. I apologize for the persistence but if I am gonna have a shit year. I have to know as much as possible.
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>>692241412
oh yes, i remember all FOR IT IS REALLY HIKARI UNDER THE HELMET
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>>692244169
Chickens are going to eat my dick?
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>>692243386
Hmm?
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>>692243539
Roll attempt number 2 I guess
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>>692244310
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
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>>692244193
Faggy cunts, no, Caggy Funts. A caggy happens when a cat, a lady cat, remember that, becomes old and quite a drag, now that cat, she is a hag. A haggy kitty cat's a caggy, that's the truth, please do not Frag me.
Funts is when you try some Fun, but Punts and Runts ruin the run.
>>692244358
Chickens, Dickens, no real difference, in your own mind, my name's Biff Kindts.
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>>692244126
rOLLING 4 COCK
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>>692244502
No but I AM your kindergarten teacher and you WILL respect my authority
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>>692243386
I'm quite happy to be back. It's always a fun time coming here, especially with people like you around. I can't come around often, which I'm -sure- bums out a number of people.
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>>692244168
Well I bet she used maces and casted earth attacks too.
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>>692244578
ROLLING FOR COCKS AS WELL
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>>692244528
But what if itsa daggy?
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>>692244630
I want your bum
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>>692244528
what are you doing, man
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>>692244722
Cock get
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>>692244270
It's by accident, but I picked this time slot a long time ago when she'd said she was going to do hers earlier. I don't think it's much of a problem though.
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>>692244630
Spread those cheeks bitch
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>>692244703
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH MY MOTHER WAS A RESPECTABLE BATTLEMAGE
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yeahhhhh spread 'em
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Will I find gf this coming semester? Rollin cuz why not
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>>692244811

I have no idea if you ask me

He started out with description of heroes, but now, I'm not quite sure

-Sweet Roll
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>>692244630
When did the threads get a Nero Saber?

>>692244878
Just a funny coincidence, then. And yeah there's no reason it would be a problem

>>692244811
Hi Bunny
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Self bump, dubs get
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>>692245035
you're going to get gangraped by a herd of wild niggers shamalama ding dong
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>>692245263
you know who it is
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>>692245283
the only way to get is rolling for peen
do iiiiiiit
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>>692245315
Darn, I guess the Zim-Zam will get film-flammed this time
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>>692244923
Who did she have for her companions? I bet they were wizards. No wait there were other battlemages wearn't they? Not even covering her weaknesses. Pathetic.
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>>692245283
You will have a strange looking Asian man rub his small pee pee on your face
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>>692244528
A bunny, to many, is a girl in a mask, and as long as that mask is on, much magic may lurk in its murk and must mystically mix midst its most motional mist, if you follow my gist. Nay, I play only a bun with a gun, but today I will say I just may work to play a girl with a mission to bring to fruition with mighty ambition constricting conditions that limit which way I may say what I say. That to you is what I will say.
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>>692245368
is it your dad
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>>692245035
Dubs get? Never happens
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>>692245669
Clos
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>>692245669
I'm you from the future!
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Will I ever be able to make a high quality gud from YouTube with the subtitles included?
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>>692244630
Depending on which threads, either 2014 or like three months ago.

>>692244772
>>692244882
same
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>>692245837
I'm you, from the future!
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>>692245922
Somehow I knew those would get dubs. I should've called it.
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>>692245368
So it seems I do. I got excited for nothing
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>>692245837
I'm you but stronger
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Thread successfully derailed.
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>>692244724
No, my friend, this is the end.
It's because Seija Kijin, yes I wish that I were kiddin', Seija, that nerd, she's a kitty, but she lied to the committee. People don't know she's a cat, but this truth, I'm spreading that.
She's quite mad, because, because, with her age, she was, she was, unable to find a lover, her armpits lonely with no other.
But Seija, that angry, lovely cat, she has found love, I tell you that. Her ego, almost large as mine, upside-down, will do just fine, she smells bad, although that's rad.
...
I've been lying, every post, not even cooking pure toast, but right here, it matters most, so I now unveil my roast.
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I'm roasting myself, put it on a shelf, I just like cats and I'm a cuck, scream and yell, call me a fuck, the truth is I'm comic books, and I only barely tolerate gooks.
My big issue, it's you people, gathering into your steeple, there's no god, there's only me, holy fuck, you have to pee?
That's alright, just piss on your face, I'll delete every other place, I'm fucking tired, don't know why, I am Legion, hear my cry.
Waking up, night, in the fever, make that with, take this meat cleaver
Take the cleaver, take it, boy, use it wisely, s'not a toy. Please cleave off my tired circuit, that's right nigger, I'm a robot and can't twerk it.
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I'm going to bed, I likely won't be dead, but I'll be playing Fallout 4 tomorrow and there's not a damn thing you humans can do about it because I'm insane.
>>692245579
If you were any more of an amazing creature, you'd be me.
>>692245890
I got oranged recently, no tits inside, I'll make it be. Sacrifice, they always need it, nipple orange, who's up to eat it. Acidic juice, citrus spruce, spray it in my eye, I cry, it's a tit, and I'm a guy. I might smile, I'll be mad, orange juice in the eye is bad. Nipple milk, however, is great, so spray it and I remain.
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>>692246160
Lol get 360 noscoped
I don't quite see what you mean though
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>>692246160
There's no such thing as derailing this thread, I'm afraid. It never had any to begin with.
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