Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Sounds like fucking Vietnam where I live. People really need to hold off on fireworks until at least the 2nd.
Come on guys! I need your ohayous and gyate gyates
Yeah, I've yet to see the anime. The game is just so good.
No worries, all that matters is that you tried!
My friend says D.va and Tracer are overpowered as fuck
Hey everyone! Im back!
Its been a long month...
Did I miss anything fun?
Dva is underpowered and Tracer has a very high skill floor
How was the training? Got a boot shoved up your ass much?
Miliiiiinda! How was the training? Did you do any sik drifts? .....blow up anything of interest?
An hour and 43 minutes off m8.
>Best idol claimed
We can only dream
Wait so how do you shes not in the anime?
I wasnt going to spin this time. Honestrory!
Welcome the fuck back!>>692232055
Eat shit Dio
Maybe it'll be in an update? That'd be pretty nice.
Today i saw an infomercial about a machine that opens jar lids at the mall. Murica!
Now worship me!
People have told me..
Gravity defying tiddies
You killed the beautiful dog Danny, you killed the hamon warrior Dire, and one of your men killed the other proud hamon warrior Zeppeli. IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT DIO, ALL OF IT IS TO BE BLAMED ON YOU AND NO ONE ELSE! Nothing makes me feel happier than to say this.
EAT SHIT DIO
How's it going friend?
Hey Akiko. It was really long and it was dumb. I hated every minute of it.
>Literally the entire time... kek
Ayyyy It was shitty. So happy its done.
kek no, I was on fire for a bit though. kek
Blew up a lot of shit. That was the only fun part.
Hey Rory! Thanks friend! How are you?
>Can't open jars with bare hands
It goes man! Much gladness to see you back!! Been keeping up on my daily running too! How about you, besides getting your ass kicked from training?
Im in my first solo week here. It's been real. So much to handle.
>rolling to stop all rolls
>Uses holy weapon
>Ruler of England
Think you got something wrong there
Haha, on fire in Cali? Seems about right. Unless you mean literally on fire, in which case might wanna jump in some wate- oh wait...
Can't believe it's been a month already. It doesn't feel like it's been that long at all.
No, sleep is for the week
>Turns out the Solider 76 skin is a character from CoD
Not sure how I'd feel about that.
Once you make the Mustard Gas I will.
Remember. Try your best.
Pretty good, had an eventful day. Time to unwind. You?
Well, well, well, who do we have here?~
Not me my dude
Battle for the holy grail maybe?~
Im glad to see you too! Its been quite awhile!
Im doing fairly well, aside from some minor burns on my arms.
>first solo week here
Explain. You have confused me... kek
I did mean literally... kek
Glad it went fast for you, that was the slowest worst month of my entire life... So glad its over.
I will try to stay under control, I promise.
Yell at me if I cross a line.
Shinoa! I missed you friend! How are you?
My horrible gramatical and spelling
>capitalizes each word in sentence
>Pay no mind.
Alright, if you say so.
I'll be heading off to bed, so try to get some sleep yourself too, anon.
How've you been?
That's kinda spooky.You alright? Didn't turn into beef jerky, did ya?
Onto the next camp, driving a tank on ice!
Honestly after watching Finding Dory, Dory is pretty good tier waifu, but Destiny is also good.
Im at work as the only cook. And dishwasher.
See >>692234303 for how I feel rn.
Don't think those question marks will save you from the truth, you are guilty as charged, you disgusting time stopping vampire.
Eat shit Dio.
Better be Ghost or Captain Price
So that means there is an imposter on the lose!
Throw dem hands charry boi
I'm here, I'm tired, and I have food from work.
>Life is good.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, I HAD TO LEAVE THE GAME ON TO INSTALL IT?!?
>I'm not really all that big on sleeping during the night anymore.
It doesn't have to be during the night if it's a problem, but at least try your best to get some rest as soon as possible.
Maybe you'll pass out, so grab a couple blankets as well.
Take care, please. Goodnight.
Long, very long.
Listening to hall and oates and Weezer
Hey there cutie.
Not much, just moving around.
>I don't sleep during the night anymore anyway
You do sleep though, right?
Eventful huh? What did you do today? Same things im always doing friend
Nah, sleeping in general is just difficult. So I just sort of stopped.
I'll bundle up and see what I can do, aside from that I can't really promise anything.
You do the same, goodnight.
I feel you on that.
That a band?
Hehe, glad to hear they're still as lively as ever. What you up to?
Not so much, no. I just sleep whenever my body lets me.
Tough it out. I'm sleepy all day and don't nap.
Or make whatever they have in purge election day
Missed ya too blue bell. How's the tank life?
Pretty good. Went to mall getting ready for wedding reception next week. You?
>Galko with the forever accidental quads
How is big snek? Did the move go as planned?
Love you too Dio
Yes you are.
>No I'm not.
Hope you have more luck sleeping next time.
I haven't moved anything yet, but I'm gonna try and get it done by next week.
Im okay. My arms have some burns on them.
Kek I think no more Army stuff for a little while, maybe in a few months.
Oh! I get it now. That sounds painful. I wish you luck with getting through that.
It sucked. I was on fire and pretty much didnt sleep or eat the entire time. Got really sick out there too. Im just glad its over...
kek its all good.
You fucking faggots better stop your cock sucking of eachother and simply agree that Dio a cute.
I will molest you, yes you are!
Well hey, handsome. I hope your night isn't too boring, and that you can find the will to sleep. I hope the same for you.
Been listening to more Radiohead, actually enjoy them quite a bit.
I'll happily admit to my faggot tendencies. Dio is top tier.
Oh that's nice. Who's getting married?
That's a cute Rory