Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Because I'm not too smart.
>wake up at noon
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
To be fair, I slack on hydrating as well.
I will proudly state that I sat through the entire endless 8 without skipping anything
It was interesting to see they actually animated each of them seperately
So why would one be as shameless as to want to fuck a horse anyways?
It took me three episodes of that to figure out what was going on. I might just be the densest material on earth
Your get may be powerful, but I disagree.
Tits and blonde hair are great, but a horse pussy is a loose pussy.
2. There are worse things to fuck. I mean... after all, someone was shameless enough to fuck your mother.
The pussy is on the horse part, so it's fucking a horse.
Anyways what I'm trying to say is that snek is better girl.
I'm better, I have a gif.
did you watch haruhi? ;o
I watch like an episode a day of anime so that was a fun week + 1
Holy fuck, savage.
Ohio! What's poppin?
D . E . S . T . R . O . Y . E . D
I am in fact, and can make you special too if you want!
My get seems to disagree.
Also I partially only said that because I knew it would get a response out of you.
Again thank you for that.
Calm down motherfucker
It's too damn early to be THAT savage
Cause why the fuck not?
You the man
Which megu is this?
Going to take that as a sexual thing and decline, I am loyal to hotaru (sorta)
Chores all day and got done grilling, might have work tomorow or Friday
OH! wheres my Ps4 bros at! I GOT OVERWATCH
Just seeing them get posted is appreciation enough for me
Actual god tier claim
It's okay to have a different opinion, just don't be an ass about it or you'll get treated as one.
If you'd rather fuck a snake because you don't think your dick is enough for a horse then that's how it is, you're not better than anyone else here.
If I was more calm I'd be asleep tbh.
She's not fat, that's what her clothes make her out to be
Tracer > D.va > Mercy > Symmetra > Mercy
akikiikiko, can you send me ohio again ;-;
I couldn't save them on my pc but now i can
Dude, that fucker will call a skeleton fat to get a rouse out of someone.
I was planning to do your Ohayou like this gif >>692224264
A little silly but that would be one more ohio yuno for me
She's not fat. She wears antarctic clothing
There's actual official art of her without her winter's clothing, confirming she's thicc but not fat
Pretty standard day for ya then huh? Thursday sounds like the better choice.
>I GOT OVERWATCH
O shit it's happening.
Of course you would love to be rewarded with a (you) by the outstanding Dio anon
I don't consider myself better for liking snek over horse, I consider myself better for claiming a charismatic vampire that jabs his fingers in people's foreheads, that's all there is to it.
Also I just kind of find it weird to fuck a horse, I mean it's pretty tall so you would have to stand on something behind her then give her your shlong and since it's an anime girl everyone knows she's going to do some bullshit "ugu" crap and freak out, and since it is a horse it would kick you with all of it's strenght breaking a few bones and a night that should've been a pleasant erotic night changes to a disapointing night at the hospital.
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!
IT'S HIIIIGH NOON
That's a lot of baseless assumptions. How about Cerea is sentient and can adapt to whomever she fucks?
Slight correction/addition; sentient, self aware and intelligent.
UMMM YES? Whens this going down
I installed black ops 3 anyway Gasai
thanks again love :o
We can play in a sec, I'm eating at the moment
- x EU
x Rory Mercury
x Ryougi Shiki
x Franken Fran
Mugi - thicc eyebrows
Rei - school uniform
Shino - blonde
Dragon trainer Tristana + Riggles
Makoto - sun dress and hat
No problem rocket
Prepared to get carried :^)
its good, i'm gonna watch your anime soon :o
curious to see how tristana's turns out with the puppy and all :o
Oh yes~ give me dem loot boxes
Hey Akikikikokoko, you're keeping a copy of all of them, right?
Hope you like it. I can make it faster or slower if you want me to.
ok send me an invite when your ready im playing rainbow six
Also, you forget the non-sexual advantages. Free rides!
My asumptions are not baseless, it's a fact that fucking a horse will end up with getting kicked hard enough to break a few bones or at least is likely to end up like this unless you're one of those profesional "mare lovers" that got it all under control. I would still rather not fuck a horse.
I'm just saying that it's not impossible to fuck a horse without getting completely destroyed but centaurs are creatures of war, fighting is in their blood, kicking is a form of violence, kicking something that is behind them trying to play cave explorer is what they live for.
It'll be sillier if it were faster but thanks~
>Dis gon be gud
I don't like the idea of getting a spouse for the sole purpose of getting sick free rides wherever and whenever I want.
You're probably going to get all the shit I want.
Sorry about when we argued a few days ago assuming you are actual Kongou.
could i be added to the list pls?
I hope I get lone wolf for hanzo again, that shit was hella dope in beta
I'm quite excited for that one
I'm looking forward to doing Riggles
But of course
You obviously haven't felt the difference yet
Fuuuugg I thought it did the download/install whilst rest mode
Ah, you're a step ahead of me I see. Well done.
The Dio one is still the best one, even if all are good.
hey this is actually pretty good
>huge ass update
W-What?.. I just downloaded from store, rest mode while I grilled and now its installing after I launched game, maybe it downloaded update?
>Mandatory mavis claim.
>2016 and not having a vampire-waifu....
>My asumptions are not baseless...
Bull-fucking-shit. Unless you have experience with centaurs, kindly shut the fuck up.
Nice straw man.
That one is pretty awesome. Like how it changes his ult too. I just want stuff for Genji.
I feel so empty
>I did get some new pictures of Hamakaze though
Check online first
If nothing turns up I'll add you to the list
I'll make a better organized pic when I'm done, for now it's just a way to get an overlook
Those are some serious repeating digits
>even if all are good.
Thanks Kyouko, I like the Dio one a lot as well
Thanks again my dearest anons
>The slight change to make it translate to wolf instead of dragon
The fucking details!
Isnt genji's a hanji sandnigga?
What's troubling you friend?
I'm not talking about centaurs, I'm talking about horses, and centaurs are part horse and you can'r possibly deny that.
Get a hobby, like running! Also, can you toss Kongou an apology from me if you're talking to him? It was pretty damn foolish of me to argue with him.
Installing Warships again. How much am I going to regret this?
Kancolle servers are down
Well I have hobbies but right now the kancolle servers are down and thats why im sad and dont worry, ill relay the message to her
Do you even logic? You're bringing up points that have everything to do with horse behavior, i.e. horse psychology. That's the brain, smartass, and can be found in the human part.
Monster girls still have at least some kind of instinct, CENTAURS live for fighting, a well known horse way of defence is by kicking with their back legs. So taking 1 and 1 together, would it not be safe to assume that fucking a centaur might end up in breaking a few bones? Since you're not a centaur yourself you can't climb completely on her back preventing the very idea of kicking.
Ah good, install at 40%, guess I'll plau some destiny for the moment
Sour, oh hey is girl related in the anime?
>a hanji sandnigga?
Topkek. That's a good way to put it, yeah it's off putting. Takes away from the cyborg ninja feel. If his face wasn't so unappealing I might like the Sparrow one. Carbon Fiber and Chrome is where it's at.
They shoulda gotten permission from Team Ninja and make a skin to look like Ryu Hayabusa
Work sucks right now. So much to clean.
Sadly, no. Hopefully in the future she might be.
GODDAMNIT, that was the reason I started the anime.. Fubuki is cute tho
madoka is a nice anime but the fanbase ruins it
Guess that answers my question regarding if you can logic. I see you can't.
1. Centaurs may live for fighting, but we're talking Centorea here are we not? We're talking about her being my wife, are we not? So just like you did, lets put those two together. Pretty safe to say that she'll be consenting and thus not fighting. Instinct to a centaur isn't to kick her lover any more than it is instinct for a human female to bite her beloved husbands dick off during consenting intercourse.
Did you really not consider consent as a part in fucking a centaur?
Kindly fuck off, it's getting slightly annoying.
Thank you man, it's appreciated. It annoyed me that wasn't transparent, so I did a thing.
Watching you two go at it really gets my digits off.