Mother son?
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Mother son?
>>692218010
is there any vids?
Thats some hot shit.
father daughter allowed?
any more nudist ones?
>>692220418
Yes. Moar.
these thread never have enough anal for me
Last year I realized that Asian mom's don't actually help their sons relieve their sexual needs. My mom always told me it was tradition for Asian mom's to help their son sexually. She's been letting me sleep with her whenever I want since I hit puberty. Only recently when I talked to my other friend about it did it become clear she made the whole thing up...
>>692219366
What the fuck!
That dude is thin af holy shit
>>692221154
Stories?
Sounds like you need to give us some pics ;)
>>692219047
Is that Jem the gelfling?
Best thread ever.
>>692221154
This happened
>>692220923
I agree
>>692221288
I have many stories but one of my most memorable was probably the first time she let me fuck her.
>I was like 14 or 15 at the time and I just discovered what an erection was. I remember my friend sending me pictures of naked girls and I got an erection from looking at them. My mom called me for dinner and I went down with the erection. It was just us because my dad worked late. She saw it and told me to show her. Obviously I didn't want to but she told me she had to take care of it because it'll hurt later if she doesn't. I trusted her so I showed her my boner. Without even looking at it, she went straight to jerking me off. Told me to sit down at the dinner table chair while she jerked me off. Didn't last long and I blew it all over the floor. After that she told me it was normal and that it normal for mom's to do this. Looking back on it, it's kind of fucked up about what she did.
>>692221815
Yes it did happened.
Enyone would want that!
>>692223097
You lucky son of a bitch
>>692219479
Best mom
Need more of this.
>>692223097
Well it's clear your mother cares about you, you should be grateful for the blessing that she has given you
>>692218343
What is the name of this comic
>>692223901
I guess I'm lucky but for the longest time I thought it was normal. Now I don't know what to think anymore.
>>692224053
I think she might be caring for me to much...
>>692224253
its not a comic
>>692223097
Any other story?
>>692224877
>There was one time when I was watching porn and I saw some woman getting fisted. Since my mom let me do anything, I wanted to try that with her. When she got home from work I ran right to her and asked her if we could do it. My dad was literally in the kitchen when I asked my mom that. Thankfully I don't think he heard me. My mom took me to the washroom without even changing clothes and just pulled her pants off for me. Despite giving birth to me she was pretty tight still. At first I just tried shoving my entire hand in there put clearly it wasn't going through and she was on the verge of crying in pain. So we tried two fingers that day and I just played with her. The next day we tried three and continue with 3 for a while. After a week or so she took four fingers and then when she was finally able to take five fingers I finally managed to put my fist in her. When my fist was in her, I could remember her distinct face as she tried her best not to topple over in pain. She let me fist her for a few more days before she decided she couldn't take it anymore and we had to stop.
>>692223097
Cant just leave it at that, more stories
>>692226439
>>692226166
Tell me more
>>692226166
got more stories? Have you fucked her? Tell us about the first time
>>692226542
>>692227152
>>692224872
it is you fucking stupid dumb whitetetetetetefewfez
>used to role play with my ex
>she loved doing mommy son roleplay
>was with her for like 6 months until
>one night we're lying in bed, spooning and chatting, and i admit to her my mom sexually abused me
>she's shocked, she's asking me when did it begin, when did it end, did i ever tell anyone
>then she starts asking me what specifically happened
>i give her a summary without details
>started very young, what i first remember, what happened around what ages, what happened at later ages
>she asks me if i liked it, i'm honest and tell her it fucked me up and it was a mix of shame, guilt, thinking i was to blame, and it was also really hot
>she asked me for hottest thing that i can remember
>i tell her a story about the first time i took off my clothes during a massage i was giving my mom
>i tell her how my mom told me i have a big dick and how i came from grinding into my moms ass, that i came all over her back
>my ex is quiet for a few seconds after i finish the story, when she asks me to give her that massage like how i remembered it
>so i do, i took off my sweats, told her to lie prone, gave her a full body massage
>i remember when i sat on the back of her thighs and started rubbing her pussy she moaned and asked me "did you really do this?" and i said yeah
>i started grinding into her while she was prone, kinda hot dogging her ass cheeks but also flipping it under her pussy sometimes too
>she was getting really into it when she said some shit i won't forget: "fuck me how you fucked your mom"
>i fucked her prone and she was saying shit like "oh my god fuck your mommy"
>we broke up after another six months or so
>not before she met my mom
>she didn't say anything, she acted normal, she was just really horny after she met her and told me she thinks my mom is a horrible person but she wishes she could watch me fuck her
>we still talk sometimes
>>692226166
While the situation itself may be unethical, you got to give your mom props for being willing to do that more than once despite the pain.
>>692219479
Fake as shit
>>692227542
My dream girl. Despite (fortunately) my lack of maternal abuse, really into that.
>>692227210
>>692228176
this is the best thread
>>692226263
>>692226591
>>692226687
>The first time I actually fucked her was probably three months after our first indecent. I was happy with the handjobs she's been giving me and plus I didn't really know if I was allowed to do that. That was until she told me to come in the shower with her. I thought it was going to be another handjob since we usually do that in the bathroom to avoid staining our carpet but this time she was naked in the shower. She had the water running as well to avoid being heard and told me to get in with her. She started off with the normal handjob and before I could finish she told me to lie on my back. Then she got on top of me and told me not to panic. She straddled herself on top of me and went up and down on my dick slowly for a bit. Honestly, that was my first time putting my dick in pussy and when she went just a bit faster I was done. I kept telling her to stop because I was scared about her getting pregnant but she kept going. I wanted to push her off but with her weight on my dick I couldn't. Ended up blowing it right inside her while she kept going. She kept going until it went completely limp and told me to wash up and go.
>>692228279
>>692227542
tell us the stories about your mom, not your ex, dipshit. start with the hotdogging one.
>>692228890
>>692228938
last
>>692229010
What the fuck is wrong with the quality? Fucking cunt.
WHY DO I FIND THIS SO HOT
I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK MY MOM
WHAT DO I DO
>>692223097
>I was like 14 or 15 at the time and I just discovered what an erection was
yeah right
>>692229010
>>692229480
I agree.
>>692222788
you and i are kindred souls sir
>>692229592
That plot twist...
Anymore comics? At least links?
>>692228491
thats like..rape..did u like it tho anon? does it turn you on at all now? also do you still talk to your mom at all?
>>692229480
>>692229546
>>692229010
my bad. it seems i saved page number 4 as number 17. not sure how that happened or why the quality is a faggot.
R8 my mom's pussy.
>>692230355
wtf cant see whats going on in there..
>>692230071
Back then I liked it. I never thought of it as rape because I always thought of it as normal. Now I'm kind of iffy on it.
I have to be honest and admit that it still turns me on from time to time.
Yeah we still talk. I moved out for university though but we occasionally talk still. Haven't been home in two years though.
>>692230355
>Rate my mom's pussy
>Shows the back of her ass
what the fuck are you doing
>>692230355
abstract
>>692230509
>>692230660
Learn me on taking pics while she's sleeping then.
>>692230530
Got any more interesting stories?
When did you realize it wasnt normal?
Did you continue messing around after that anyway?
>>692228491
What was the dirtiest thing you guys done?
I had a completely normal child hood but I'm ridden with mommy issues and just want a maternal girl to love me
Anyone else?
>>692230962
>Formaldehyde
>cloth
>camera
>>692230962
idk shave her
>>692226046
Is this the same artist that does attack on titan?
>>692231474
WEABOO DETECT
>>692229492
it's mostly a femdom combined with size fetish
trust me, I don't want to fuck my mom either
but the "mom" label makes it forbidden and conveniently intimate
>>692231278
>formaldehyde
You mean chloroform?
>>692232036
He plans on embalming her. Duh
>>692232020
size fetish?
>>692232036
KEK, generally didn't even read the other posts, but saw this and lost it
>>692231439
Fuck no I want the bush
More stories!
Any porn videos with real mom and son?
>>692232295
lick it
>>692232569
Good try Mr. FBI
That's cp
>>692232219
not commonly talked about, but a woman being larger than yourself, related to being "engulfed" which is going balls-deep as well
>>692230995
Like a year or two ago. Haven't done anything with her since I went to University and probably going to stop since I have a girlfriend now.
>>692231089
>We fucked in a parking lot in my mom's van. I had piano practice just half an hour after school on Friday so that means I don't get to do anything with her until around 6:00 after piano lessons. There was one Friday were I was just dying to fuck her for some reason and I remember whining about it to her on the drive to piano lessons. I kept asking her if we could skip one lesson but she said no. She promised me she would make it up to me later to night but I already had an erection. Since I couldn't go to my lessons with an erection she told me hurry up and jerk it off into some tissues. I was mad so I did it really slowly and we got to the parking lot before I finished. We had maybe like 20min before the lessons started so my mom ended up helping me out. Now the location of the piano lesson is in this giant mall with an open parking space with barely anywhere to hide. Since there was no where to hide we stayed inside the van. Our van has no tinted windows either so it was really risky but we did it anyways. She came to the back seat with me and pulled my pants off. She was furiously jerking me off in the back while trying to keep an eye out so no one would see us. When it became clear that the handjob wasn't going to cut it, she took off her entire dress for me to play with her tits. Facing me, she sat on my lap while pushing herself off and on my cock. At one point, there was this guy who parked next to us and he got out and I think he saw us but didn't know what to do so just left. My mom was so scared that she completely froze in panic. I couldn't stop if I wanted to so I kept fucking her while she stayed completely still for the guy to leave. She kept telling me to stop but I couldn't. Despite being scared of being caught, I could feel her pussy getting tighter.
>>692232840
Oh for sure, thats a huge part of it
Also I'm a fag for this but the motherly like caring and being overprotective shit makes me emotional and want to cry, it's fantastic
A taller, overly clingy girlfriend who lets me suckle her tits its a 10/10
>>692232826
>implying the mom can't be 70 and the son 50
>or the son 20 and the mom 38 or something
Stop being a faggot.
>>692233096
essentially
>>692232951
Continue
When the guy finally left I had finished right inside her without her help. We were a few minutes late already so she quickly wiped herself down there and told me to hastily help put her dress back on. When the lesson was over and we got back in the van we realized there was a huge stain in the back seat. We got home and she told my dad I had spilled coke on the seat.
>typical mexican
>he ate tacos to fatten
>end
>>692232951
damn thats hot as fuck..any pics??? or at least a pic of a milf that looks like her
>>692223097
bullshit
you'd have to be the most sheltered home schooled kid to not know what an erection is by 14
hell in middle school we actually had a few girls get pregnant
>>692233280
Pic would be cool annon
where all the fkn pics at people?
>>692226046
that kids reaction on the bottom left
i bet he thinks its eating his friend
>>692232701
I have before
>>692233462
I don't really want to post a picture of her on here for obvious reasons but I'll try seeing if I can find a close representation?
>>692233667
I don't really remember the exact age but it was when I hit puberty. What the fuck? Pregnant girls at 14...
>>692233704
I'll try finding a close resemblance.
>>692232951
Any other interesting stories?
>>692220929
more?
>It is the first time i am sincere you /b/
>You will be very lucky to fuck with your mothers
>Or simply masturbating
>I've never had sex
>I feel stressed and somewhat desperate
>I want advice /b/ how to get a sexual partner
>>692232951
>guy saw us
>he just left
do not introduce more characters if they dont add to the story, hone your skills anon
>>692227542
>>we still talk sometimes
kek
>>692221392
Looks like Lightning from FFXIII
>>692234332
Blur her face or something annon
>>692234996
This
>>692234611
Talk to a girl and see what happens. If you just want to fuck then go to a bar and if you aren't too ugo then you can maybe get a girl with you in about maybe 2 visits to the bar, knowing /b/'s luck.
Pussy comes and goes, don't worry and spaz out with dating girls. If you like a woman, talk to her. If she doesn't like you back or rejects you, then just take it like a champ and walk away fine. In the real world, dating is just fucking for most people, so hook up with the first chick that you know wants your cock and fuck. It's much harder (I know) in practice, but it is the best thing I have ever done. Unfortunately, as I said before, most women these days are just looking for cock before they look for a real relationship. Besides, do you really think you would get a 10/10 wife material at a bar? Hell no. Sorry for the aside; pussy is good and all, but I want a pussy and a brain to fuck.
>>692234611
Honestly anon the thing is this, great advice isn't hard to get, it's hard to follow, but here we go
1. Work out, it will make you look better which does make a big difference, AND it gives you confidence, confidence is all that maters. You need to be able to not fear rejection because it will happen but you will also win some
2. Once you have confidence you can't be weird, so listen to some podcasts, try to make some friends or call old ones, even just get on mic while playing video games and socialize better
3. Dressing better, eating healthier and being positive will change your life.
It's not science anon, I promise you, you're just in a rut that you need to fight out of
Watch some Joe Rogan, hit the gym, and gain more confidence
>>692235389
>I want a brain to fuck
Metal
>>692234360
Most of the time we had pretty normal sex in the bed or in the washroom. There's a few other interesting ones though that I'll type out later.
>>692234840
I'm just telling it how I saw it. I wasn't even sure if he saw us but it did make my mom scared.
>>692234996
http://i.imgur.com/z1X6X.jpg
Something like this except a little more mature looking and slight chubbier.
>>692234332
fuck no man
they were 12
some trashy mexican girls with their high school boyfriends and since they were catholic or something they had to keep them
one of them actually went into labor at school
but i wasnt around to see it
>>692235389
>>692235563
thx
and...
how not to feel sorry for the girls who rejected?
to think that only i can fondle and the next day as if nothing had happened.
>>692219479
Where can I find more pics like this?
>>692236271
Your mom is fucking ASIAN too? Jesus anon could you be any luckier holy shit! I know you feel weird about what she did but most of us here would KILL for the life you had growing up with her
fags
>>692229492
>WHAT DO I DO
fap, like a normal idiot.
>>692236496
Because you doing what many call
>Putting the pussy on a pedestal
Listen, your gonna have bad breaks up, but the trick is to not care
I remember thinking girls above me in highschool were so hot yet the guys fucking them couldn't care less and thats whats attractive to girls
You don;t have to be a stone cold killer but the majority of girls enjoy being cold shouldered a bit, Im not saying play hard to get anon but do not be desperate
Theres again that other quote
>I hate to sound sleazy but tease me baby, i dont want it if it's easy
And that applies
Thats why it's so fucking easy to get girls you dont give a fuck about and so hard to get the ones you do like
SO
what you need to do is start losing some battles, go out there, get rejected, make sure socially you're doing fine,
watch some fucking pick up artists videos if you need confidence but long story short
1. Talk there fucking ears off
2.Make physical contact somehow, not creepy though
3.Make sure they know your interested
4. Be smooth and not creepy, this advice can goddamn backfire
EAT BETTER, GAIN CONFIDENCE, LEARN SOCIAL SKILLS, DONT BE LAZY
honestly if you followed this your life would be great
I believe in you anon, I truly fucking do
BUMP FOR MORE STORIES!
For these shits I fucking love /b/
Thank you all
Ciiiao
>>692236271
So did you ever have her touch you unprovoked or when you didn't really want it?
Also, was there anything that was completely off limits, like oral or anal?
>>692236496
Restate your question better if I answer not what you wanted.
Q: How do I not feel sorry for girls that I reject who like me?
A: Just sorta don't accept their advances in the first place. Do the same typical shit that most women say, "I'm not here for that" or something I can't think of right now. It's just the nature of things, but most likely you probably will accept most girls. Never get a "bbw" unless you want a good bj. I prefer not to get bj's just based on my own personal fear of hookups. Whales give it up too easily for me to be comfortable with them sucking my dick along with many others.
As for the other part:
The next day is sorta the hard part. Just ask her if she wants to continue "dating" and take her out again if you want to pursue that. Personally, I take them on one more date and then bs if I don't like them, "Turns out we don't have much in common. I don't think we should continue to see each other if a relationship is what you want." If you fucked her too good the first time you met her then you could try to say this after, "But if you just want to hook up again, anytime, then we could do that. You are quite beautiful and I would like to show you another good time if you want." It rarely hits the second time, so just keep on fishing. I'm tired of date fucking and gave up on that about a year ago. It's just a game of chance. You can do it, anon. Anyone can. My fat friend even got laid eventually. Get confident as the other anon said and you should be able to get a chick within your first 2 visits.
http:// www . pornhub. com/view_video.php?viewkey= 1611995961
>>692238388
now this.. this is good, not boring japanese shit, but good.
>>692238839
>http:// www . pornhub. com/view_video.php?viewkey= 1611995961
thanks
>>692238839
just post the link brah, no need to hack it up like that.
>>692238830
YES
ROADKILL
MOAR OF THAT
>>692238839
http://www.xvideos.com/video14710781/monica_bellucci_sex_scene_-_malena
Didn't think it would go through
>>692238839
>monica bellucci
instant diamond
>>692234360
>There was one year where my Aunties and Uncles came over to visit and they were sleeping at our house. We had a BBQ in the back yard beside our little pool. Normally we don't use the pool since we're cheap but this year we had little kids over so my mom decided to let them enjoy. When the BBQ was finished, it was probably around midnight and everyone went off to bed. My mom had to stay behind and clean up so I helped her for a bit. We were putting away things and picking up trash for at least an hour and when we were finished we were sweaty because it was a hot night. Since the pool still wasn't drained, we decided we might as well enjoy it since we don't use it often. My mom wasn't really the type of person to wear bikinis but since relatives came over, she felt the need to impress them I guess. She was wearing this nice bluish purple bikini that day. I didn't get to see her much since I was playing with my cousins but while we were in the pool I had a good view of her. The material of her bikini wasn't thick either so I could see through it easily when it was soaked in water. Obviously I got an erection looking at her. Since our relatives were literally just a few feet away in their rooms my mom really didn't want to do anything in the pool. I couldn't help myself so I just went and playfully splashed her. Eventually I just flat out 'tackle' her and pulled her bra off. I tossed it in the deep end where she couldn't get it. Instead she just put her body lower into the water to hide herself. Seeing her tits was the breaking point for me and I began to rub my dick against her. As risky as it was, she couldn't say no and slide her her panties for me to slide my dick in. With my mom holding onto the sides of the pool, I fucked her in the water. It was pretty much a straight forward fuck with me holding onto her tits as I rammed her repeatedly. Since it was in water, it was alot harder to maneuver and I had to push harder into her just to get inside her.
>>692219479
MODS HELP MODS
reported for posting cp
>>692236881
I think anon told us that in his earlier post.
>>692239296
>http://www.xvideos.com/video14710781/monica_bellucci_sex_scene_-_malena
>>692239387
What the fuck is this from
holy shit she's such a fucking perfect milf
>>692240389
malena
>>692240467
just read the wiki
he just gets cucked the entire movie and thats a dream sequence
>>692240955
Lol
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph575e57c8e5d2c
where are the images :c
>>692239397
Continue
Unfortunately this meant more water was splashing around as I thrust myself deeper inside her. My mom was really scared that they would wake up and hear us but I kept telling her it was okay. Eventually someone did hear us and opened there window asking us if we were okay. It was my older aunty. She came downstairs and ran to us asking what we were doing since it was so late at night. My mom was pushing her body right against the wall so she couldn’t see her breasts and my hand were now on her shoulder instead. I didn’t move since my dick was still inside her and if I pulled out I was certain she would see. Casually my mom explained that we just finished cleaning up and were taking a swim to relax. My aunty asked why I was clinging on and honestly there was no good explanation. I told her I couldn’t swim but honestly the pool wasn’t even that deep. She bought it anyways. Instead of leaving, she stayed with us and sat on the lawn chair across from the pool. My mom and her were talking while I still had my dick frozen inside her. We were waiting for her to leave but she was really talkative and it was clear that she wasn’t going back until we were.
>>692240955
>he just gets cucked
there's that word again, I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>692241283
She knew...
>>692229492
its the taboo aspect
>>692241456
is the speech bubble on a trash can?
>>692241614
Honestly you're a reddit tier faggot
Listen, I know what it means. Everyone does but it triggers dumb shit heads when you say it and the idea behind it is funny
It's like using gay in the pejorative way, it's fucking funny.
So glad Bernie lost
>>692241283
Will continue, typing it is a bitch on the phone.
>>692242365
yes dude haha youre so cool
>>692242650
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
perfect ass
>>692242968
Go man go
>>692241283
My mom whispered for me to get off but I didn’t want to leave without finishing. While they gossiped, I was slowly fucking my mom. With the slightest movements I would push in and pull out. It was so painfully slow that I didn’t even know I could finish like this. Fifteen minutes passed and my mom was fed up. She took one hand and went behind her back to jerk me off. Her grasp was really strong and I could tell she was pissed that I was still continuing to try to fuck her. When I was about to blow my load, I stupidly pushed myself inside her cunt again as far as I could go. This caused my mom to jerk and slip falling into the water. My dick slipped out too and I blew most of my load in the water. Rising up to the water for air, my aunty asked what happened. She saw that my mom wasn’t wearing a bra and asked her what she was doing. At this point, my mom didn’t even care anymore because she was pissed that I was didn’t listen to her. She just told my aunty it fell in the deep and got out the pool half naked. Leaving me she went in the house and got a towel. I ended up chatting with my aunty for a few minutes since my mom didn’t come back with a towel. The next day my uncle pulled the bra out of the pool while draining it and thankfully my aunty told him it was because it slipped off.
>>692242904
>saying cuck on the internet is serious stuff
>please understand this
>it means a lot to me
>I am autismo
>>692236881
Yeah she's asian. Chinese actually.
>>692243461
I have a similar story although it was on my way home from school, so it's not really similar. But my mom fucked me so I guess it's similar.
>>692242904
If you have to explain that something is funny, then it's not funny.
>>692244022
>>692238379
Sometimes when I was just playing games or watching TV she would touch me. Normally it was just for fun but it would lead to sex. I was always okay to have sex whenever I wasn't busy doing anything important.
We've done oral before and anal on some occasions. I don't think there was anything really off limits. It's just that I never went far with her.
>>692243540
what? you didn't trigger me at all
cool meme dude, you got me?
Honestly, all joking aside /b/ has gotten fucking casual
>tfw getting memed by a 35 year old bernie cuck who reposts jon oliver videos on facebook
>>692244027
I guess so dude but this is the same shit head that champions bill hicks and thinks george carlin was a genius so we don't exactly align
>>692244181
shoot.
>>692243461
If this thread is still up I might post more stories but for now I'm going to go take a shower.
>>692244022
Please post.
>>692243461
lol my god anon. gooood shit. got any more?? youre laying golden eggs here my boy. at what age did yous top fucking? would you try for it again now? and like when did you realize it wasnt normal lol
>>692244291
>you didn't trigger me at all
>>692244456
What I'm wondering is two things.
>how did you keep this all a secret for so long?
>how did this stuff affect your sex life as you got older?
>>692244291
>I guess so dude but this is the same shit head that champions bill hicks and thinks george carlin was a genius so we don't exactly align
projecting this fucking hard
multi keks brahirrim
>>692244027
It's funny to a lot of people you dense faggot.
I didn't think it was possible for someone to have a comedic high-horse, but if anyone could do it, it's fucking reddit.
>>692244961
That's cute kiddo but I've never used Reddit in my life. The word cuck in and of itself just isn't funny. There is no such thing as a solitary word that should make any adult human being just giggle. Please grow up champ. After all, you have to be 18 to use this site.
>>692244961
triggered
>>692244291
>you didn't trigger me at all
>>692236300
Pretty much exactly the same here. Two pregnant mexicans, one black girl and one white girl all pregnant in middle school by their boyfriends. It happens, people just don't talk about it.
>>692244961
>imma post le back to reddut meme
maximum damage control
>>692244557
I'll post more if the thread is still up.
We stopped at age 18 and I would probably not try it again since I have a girlfriend. Plus I feel like it's really wrong now that I'm older.
Realized it wasn't normal at age 16 when I talked to my friend about it.
>>692244519
>I was around 11 years old at the time. Time was around May. My mom used to pick me up from school after I had basketball practice. I remember seeing this girl named Stephanie who was a little older than me but she was fucking hot as fuck. I got a boner and I went into the car with that boner. My mom looked over and saw my boner and started blushing. She told me to take it out and show it to her. I had refused at first, but she said it's normal for things like this to happen and it's okay for mom to see this kind of stuff. I said ok fine no biggie, she started jerking me off at the red light and told me to put it away until we got home. We arrived home I put my bookbag away and she called me into her room. She was fully clothed and started taking off her shirt to then take off her bra. My mom has huge tits and as a boy my body just has the biggest erection ever. She started taking off her pants to then take off her panties. I remember me sucking on her tits while she was jerking me. I remember her giving me a titty fuck and eventually after 4 minutes I came. First time I ever came and was overcame with such a relief. We had more incidents like this.
>>692244645
lol alright come back when you don't save shit straight from 9gag
>>692244926
>brahirrim
nice bait dude, even reddit is better then that
>>692245280
Certain words are funny
>Buick, faggot, scone, heeb,
idk if they make me giggle on sight but words are funnier then other words
>>692244655
I started at 11 and we kept going till I moved out at 18.
I used to watch a lot of porn and thought "shit my teacher could seduce me one day" and it never happened. It gave me are more detailed and realistic approach to sex
>>692245857
>now let me elaborate on the subject of internet memes and humour, kind sir.
just stop dude, you're cringe incarnate.
>>692245857
>nice bait dude, even reddit is better then that
>then that
>then
it's than, homie.
>>692245857
>Buick, faggot, scone, heeb
wtf
>>692245857
>idk if they make me giggle on sight but words are funnier then other words
>>692245340
these captioned 'incest' photos are so goddamned stupid. who the fuck came up with this bullshit?
>>692246478
his name was Robert Paulson.
>>692237095
I'm gonna need sauce on this
>>692233096
That is the goal.
>>692243248
>>692246206
I didn't say any of that
just some words are funnier
you over use cringe from being on /r/cringe to long dude
>SO CRINGE
>CRINGE COMP INC
>>692246280
yeah, triggered fucking idiot
fell for the pleb bait
You - 0
Me- over 9000
(now thats some cringe bait right there)
>>692246332
I copied the buick from Patrice O'neals nigga in a buick where he says that nigga in a buick is funnier then nigga in a ford
the rest i came up with, pretty casual tier list but not bad imo
>>692246431
oh i meant to say they dont make me giggle on sight but some words are funnier than other
>>692247189
lmao
>>692245857
how long til "i trolled u guiyz le epic troll i bait u i not retard lul"?
>>692247189
I was waiting for this.
>>692246280
>>692246431
>>692246478
I wouldn't mind it if whatever they were writing was actually good, but most of the time it's dog shit.
>>692247417
i have nothing to do with the others. nice overreaction, though.
it's still "than"
1
>>692247751
no arguing for me, homie. sorry to burst the bubble.
>>692247417
>I didn't say any of that
>implying
>>692248140
what?
no idea what your getting at
>>692248011
moar
>>692247417
>I copied the buick from Patrice O yada yada hurr durr no one gives a shit bro
>>692247417
>oh i meant to say they dont make me giggle on sight but some words are funnier than other
important information, man. Right there.
>>692248299
>>692248011
2
>>692247417
you seem genuinely upset, have these ferrets.
>>692248519
3
>>692247751
>argument
>>692248301
whoah dude
watch the fucking edge
jesus your out of control
>>692248424
>tfw when plebs find nothing wrong about my 300 word post so they have to find something minute
ik that gonna trigger u
im reading u like a book
>>692248603
I like baby ferrets but adult ferrets i think actually take the crown
baby owls are my go to though
>>692248280
it's not important, friend. That, is the handle.
>>692248759 ----> 4
5
>>692248744
>>692248603
>>692248424
>>692248301
>>692248280
>>692248140
>>692248012
>>692247847
>>692247751
>>692247592
>>692247417
>>692248765
I bet you will reply to this post
>>692248759
Can we have less shitposting and more motherfucking stories?
>>692248765
>your out of control
>triggers you
>reading you like a book
pulling out all the stops, are we? Desperation intensifies.
>>692239535
It's obviously a fucking animation, relax.
>>692249077
that was funny, man.
>>692249077
sad but sorta poetic
>>692249088
no i wont
>>692249337
i knew the same fagging was coming
>>692249171
>9
I posted a story but no one responded about it. So I assumed no one liked it.
>>692249508
name?
>>692249430
no you didn't
>>692249448
which one?
>>692249448
I'm just lurking broseph. Keep posting.
>>692249508
thats a cute anus
>>692245695
>>692249686
look at 95
>>692244280
Tell us about the time you did anal with her?
>>692249963
I enjoyed that story anon. post moar.
>>692249129
http://www.shadbase.com/vi-spy/
Have fun ;)
>>692249508
fuck
name????
>>692248011
guys what is the name of the movie this comic comes from?
it's on my tongue but i can not remember fuck it's frustrating
>>692250688
The Incredibles
>>692250688
The incredibles
>>692247417
Can't we all just cum together?
>>692249637
Ashley fires
>>692219073
what is this from? I don't usually have the best luck on finding things.
>>692230355
pimples/ 10
>>692251057
Yeah, I'm just a /pol/ triggered shit head that likes to argue
probably because i feel like a beta for jerking off to these mom pictures
>projecting
>>692220923
Artist?
>>692223097
Whoever wrote this doesn't understand how dicks work.
>>692248011
No god fucking damn it
>>692231326
no one speaks like that
unimmersive
>>692250188
This!
>>692252012
What?
>>692250871
Thanks
Could you continue with comic?
>>692250213
Still 11. June hits the fan only 2 more hours of school left. I start fantasizing about that one time me and my mom has sex. I have a boner for the last two hours of class. Mom picks me up says how was my last day I say it was good and then we go home. School is out best day ever. We get home and dad is still working, so mom goes any lays down on her bed while I go to the living room TV to watch some TV. Mom was gonna take a shower and is naked but walks into where I was watching TV. I see her and she sees me, I got a boner and she walks over a smiles. She starts blowing me after 2 minutes she stops and gets on top of me. She has her back on my face and starts going up and down and in 5 minutes I finally came.
