Last year I realized that Asian mom's don't actually help their sons relieve their sexual needs. My mom always told me it was tradition for Asian mom's to help their son sexually. She's been letting me sleep with her whenever I want since I hit puberty. Only recently when I talked to my other friend about it did it become clear she made the whole thing up...
I have many stories but one of my most memorable was probably the first time she let me fuck her.
>I was like 14 or 15 at the time and I just discovered what an erection was. I remember my friend sending me pictures of naked girls and I got an erection from looking at them. My mom called me for dinner and I went down with the erection. It was just us because my dad worked late. She saw it and told me to show her. Obviously I didn't want to but she told me she had to take care of it because it'll hurt later if she doesn't. I trusted her so I showed her my boner. Without even looking at it, she went straight to jerking me off. Told me to sit down at the dinner table chair while she jerked me off. Didn't last long and I blew it all over the floor. After that she told me it was normal and that it normal for mom's to do this. Looking back on it, it's kind of fucked up about what she did.
>There was one time when I was watching porn and I saw some woman getting fisted. Since my mom let me do anything, I wanted to try that with her. When she got home from work I ran right to her and asked her if we could do it. My dad was literally in the kitchen when I asked my mom that. Thankfully I don't think he heard me. My mom took me to the washroom without even changing clothes and just pulled her pants off for me. Despite giving birth to me she was pretty tight still. At first I just tried shoving my entire hand in there put clearly it wasn't going through and she was on the verge of crying in pain. So we tried two fingers that day and I just played with her. The next day we tried three and continue with 3 for a while. After a week or so she took four fingers and then when she was finally able to take five fingers I finally managed to put my fist in her. When my fist was in her, I could remember her distinct face as she tried her best not to topple over in pain. She let me fist her for a few more days before she decided she couldn't take it anymore and we had to stop.
>used to role play with my ex
>she loved doing mommy son roleplay
>was with her for like 6 months until
>one night we're lying in bed, spooning and chatting, and i admit to her my mom sexually abused me
>she's shocked, she's asking me when did it begin, when did it end, did i ever tell anyone
>then she starts asking me what specifically happened
>i give her a summary without details
>started very young, what i first remember, what happened around what ages, what happened at later ages
>she asks me if i liked it, i'm honest and tell her it fucked me up and it was a mix of shame, guilt, thinking i was to blame, and it was also really hot
>she asked me for hottest thing that i can remember
>i tell her a story about the first time i took off my clothes during a massage i was giving my mom
>i tell her how my mom told me i have a big dick and how i came from grinding into my moms ass, that i came all over her back
>my ex is quiet for a few seconds after i finish the story, when she asks me to give her that massage like how i remembered it
>so i do, i took off my sweats, told her to lie prone, gave her a full body massage
>i remember when i sat on the back of her thighs and started rubbing her pussy she moaned and asked me "did you really do this?" and i said yeah
>i started grinding into her while she was prone, kinda hot dogging her ass cheeks but also flipping it under her pussy sometimes too
>she was getting really into it when she said some shit i won't forget: "fuck me how you fucked your mom"
>i fucked her prone and she was saying shit like "oh my god fuck your mommy"
>we broke up after another six months or so
>not before she met my mom
>she didn't say anything, she acted normal, she was just really horny after she met her and told me she thinks my mom is a horrible person but she wishes she could watch me fuck her
>we still talk sometimes
>The first time I actually fucked her was probably three months after our first indecent. I was happy with the handjobs she's been giving me and plus I didn't really know if I was allowed to do that. That was until she told me to come in the shower with her. I thought it was going to be another handjob since we usually do that in the bathroom to avoid staining our carpet but this time she was naked in the shower. She had the water running as well to avoid being heard and told me to get in with her. She started off with the normal handjob and before I could finish she told me to lie on my back. Then she got on top of me and told me not to panic. She straddled herself on top of me and went up and down on my dick slowly for a bit. Honestly, that was my first time putting my dick in pussy and when she went just a bit faster I was done. I kept telling her to stop because I was scared about her getting pregnant but she kept going. I wanted to push her off but with her weight on my dick I couldn't. Ended up blowing it right inside her while she kept going. She kept going until it went completely limp and told me to wash up and go.
What the fuck is wrong with the quality? Fucking cunt.
wtf cant see whats going on in there..
Back then I liked it. I never thought of it as rape because I always thought of it as normal. Now I'm kind of iffy on it.
I have to be honest and admit that it still turns me on from time to time.
Yeah we still talk. I moved out for university though but we occasionally talk still. Haven't been home in two years though.
Like a year or two ago. Haven't done anything with her since I went to University and probably going to stop since I have a girlfriend now.
>We fucked in a parking lot in my mom's van. I had piano practice just half an hour after school on Friday so that means I don't get to do anything with her until around 6:00 after piano lessons. There was one Friday were I was just dying to fuck her for some reason and I remember whining about it to her on the drive to piano lessons. I kept asking her if we could skip one lesson but she said no. She promised me she would make it up to me later to night but I already had an erection. Since I couldn't go to my lessons with an erection she told me hurry up and jerk it off into some tissues. I was mad so I did it really slowly and we got to the parking lot before I finished. We had maybe like 20min before the lessons started so my mom ended up helping me out. Now the location of the piano lesson is in this giant mall with an open parking space with barely anywhere to hide. Since there was no where to hide we stayed inside the van. Our van has no tinted windows either so it was really risky but we did it anyways. She came to the back seat with me and pulled my pants off. She was furiously jerking me off in the back while trying to keep an eye out so no one would see us. When it became clear that the handjob wasn't going to cut it, she took off her entire dress for me to play with her tits. Facing me, she sat on my lap while pushing herself off and on my cock. At one point, there was this guy who parked next to us and he got out and I think he saw us but didn't know what to do so just left. My mom was so scared that she completely froze in panic. I couldn't stop if I wanted to so I kept fucking her while she stayed completely still for the guy to leave. She kept telling me to stop but I couldn't. Despite being scared of being caught, I could feel her pussy getting tighter.
Oh for sure, thats a huge part of it
Also I'm a fag for this but the motherly like caring and being overprotective shit makes me emotional and want to cry, it's fantastic
A taller, overly clingy girlfriend who lets me suckle her tits its a 10/10
When the guy finally left I had finished right inside her without her help. We were a few minutes late already so she quickly wiped herself down there and told me to hastily help put her dress back on. When the lesson was over and we got back in the van we realized there was a huge stain in the back seat. We got home and she told my dad I had spilled coke on the seat.
I don't really want to post a picture of her on here for obvious reasons but I'll try seeing if I can find a close representation?
I don't really remember the exact age but it was when I hit puberty. What the fuck? Pregnant girls at 14...
I'll try finding a close resemblance.
>It is the first time i am sincere you /b/
>You will be very lucky to fuck with your mothers
>Or simply masturbating
>I've never had sex
>I feel stressed and somewhat desperate
>I want advice /b/ how to get a sexual partner
Talk to a girl and see what happens. If you just want to fuck then go to a bar and if you aren't too ugo then you can maybe get a girl with you in about maybe 2 visits to the bar, knowing /b/'s luck.
Pussy comes and goes, don't worry and spaz out with dating girls. If you like a woman, talk to her. If she doesn't like you back or rejects you, then just take it like a champ and walk away fine. In the real world, dating is just fucking for most people, so hook up with the first chick that you know wants your cock and fuck. It's much harder (I know) in practice, but it is the best thing I have ever done. Unfortunately, as I said before, most women these days are just looking for cock before they look for a real relationship. Besides, do you really think you would get a 10/10 wife material at a bar? Hell no. Sorry for the aside; pussy is good and all, but I want a pussy and a brain to fuck.
Honestly anon the thing is this, great advice isn't hard to get, it's hard to follow, but here we go
1. Work out, it will make you look better which does make a big difference, AND it gives you confidence, confidence is all that maters. You need to be able to not fear rejection because it will happen but you will also win some
2. Once you have confidence you can't be weird, so listen to some podcasts, try to make some friends or call old ones, even just get on mic while playing video games and socialize better
3. Dressing better, eating healthier and being positive will change your life.
It's not science anon, I promise you, you're just in a rut that you need to fight out of
Watch some Joe Rogan, hit the gym, and gain more confidence
Most of the time we had pretty normal sex in the bed or in the washroom. There's a few other interesting ones though that I'll type out later.
I'm just telling it how I saw it. I wasn't even sure if he saw us but it did make my mom scared.
Something like this except a little more mature looking and slight chubbier.
fuck no man
they were 12
some trashy mexican girls with their high school boyfriends and since they were catholic or something they had to keep them
one of them actually went into labor at school
but i wasnt around to see it
Where can I find more pics like this?
Your mom is fucking ASIAN too? Jesus anon could you be any luckier holy shit! I know you feel weird about what she did but most of us here would KILL for the life you had growing up with her
Because you doing what many call
>Putting the pussy on a pedestal
Listen, your gonna have bad breaks up, but the trick is to not care
I remember thinking girls above me in highschool were so hot yet the guys fucking them couldn't care less and thats whats attractive to girls
You don;t have to be a stone cold killer but the majority of girls enjoy being cold shouldered a bit, Im not saying play hard to get anon but do not be desperate
Theres again that other quote
>I hate to sound sleazy but tease me baby, i dont want it if it's easy
And that applies
Thats why it's so fucking easy to get girls you dont give a fuck about and so hard to get the ones you do like
what you need to do is start losing some battles, go out there, get rejected, make sure socially you're doing fine,
watch some fucking pick up artists videos if you need confidence but long story short
1. Talk there fucking ears off
2.Make physical contact somehow, not creepy though
3.Make sure they know your interested
4. Be smooth and not creepy, this advice can goddamn backfire
EAT BETTER, GAIN CONFIDENCE, LEARN SOCIAL SKILLS, DONT BE LAZY
honestly if you followed this your life would be great
I believe in you anon, I truly fucking do
Restate your question better if I answer not what you wanted.
Q: How do I not feel sorry for girls that I reject who like me?
A: Just sorta don't accept their advances in the first place. Do the same typical shit that most women say, "I'm not here for that" or something I can't think of right now. It's just the nature of things, but most likely you probably will accept most girls. Never get a "bbw" unless you want a good bj. I prefer not to get bj's just based on my own personal fear of hookups. Whales give it up too easily for me to be comfortable with them sucking my dick along with many others.
As for the other part:
The next day is sorta the hard part. Just ask her if she wants to continue "dating" and take her out again if you want to pursue that. Personally, I take them on one more date and then bs if I don't like them, "Turns out we don't have much in common. I don't think we should continue to see each other if a relationship is what you want." If you fucked her too good the first time you met her then you could try to say this after, "But if you just want to hook up again, anytime, then we could do that. You are quite beautiful and I would like to show you another good time if you want." It rarely hits the second time, so just keep on fishing. I'm tired of date fucking and gave up on that about a year ago. It's just a game of chance. You can do it, anon. Anyone can. My fat friend even got laid eventually. Get confident as the other anon said and you should be able to get a chick within your first 2 visits.
>There was one year where my Aunties and Uncles came over to visit and they were sleeping at our house. We had a BBQ in the back yard beside our little pool. Normally we don't use the pool since we're cheap but this year we had little kids over so my mom decided to let them enjoy. When the BBQ was finished, it was probably around midnight and everyone went off to bed. My mom had to stay behind and clean up so I helped her for a bit. We were putting away things and picking up trash for at least an hour and when we were finished we were sweaty because it was a hot night. Since the pool still wasn't drained, we decided we might as well enjoy it since we don't use it often. My mom wasn't really the type of person to wear bikinis but since relatives came over, she felt the need to impress them I guess. She was wearing this nice bluish purple bikini that day. I didn't get to see her much since I was playing with my cousins but while we were in the pool I had a good view of her. The material of her bikini wasn't thick either so I could see through it easily when it was soaked in water. Obviously I got an erection looking at her. Since our relatives were literally just a few feet away in their rooms my mom really didn't want to do anything in the pool. I couldn't help myself so I just went and playfully splashed her. Eventually I just flat out 'tackle' her and pulled her bra off. I tossed it in the deep end where she couldn't get it. Instead she just put her body lower into the water to hide herself. Seeing her tits was the breaking point for me and I began to rub my dick against her. As risky as it was, she couldn't say no and slide her her panties for me to slide my dick in. With my mom holding onto the sides of the pool, I fucked her in the water. It was pretty much a straight forward fuck with me holding onto her tits as I rammed her repeatedly. Since it was in water, it was alot harder to maneuver and I had to push harder into her just to get inside her.
Unfortunately this meant more water was splashing around as I thrust myself deeper inside her. My mom was really scared that they would wake up and hear us but I kept telling her it was okay. Eventually someone did hear us and opened there window asking us if we were okay. It was my older aunty. She came downstairs and ran to us asking what we were doing since it was so late at night. My mom was pushing her body right against the wall so she couldn’t see her breasts and my hand were now on her shoulder instead. I didn’t move since my dick was still inside her and if I pulled out I was certain she would see. Casually my mom explained that we just finished cleaning up and were taking a swim to relax. My aunty asked why I was clinging on and honestly there was no good explanation. I told her I couldn’t swim but honestly the pool wasn’t even that deep. She bought it anyways. Instead of leaving, she stayed with us and sat on the lawn chair across from the pool. My mom and her were talking while I still had my dick frozen inside her. We were waiting for her to leave but she was really talkative and it was clear that she wasn’t going back until we were.
>he just gets cucked
there's that word again, I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.
Honestly you're a reddit tier faggot
Listen, I know what it means. Everyone does but it triggers dumb shit heads when you say it and the idea behind it is funny
It's like using gay in the pejorative way, it's fucking funny.
So glad Bernie lost
My mom whispered for me to get off but I didn’t want to leave without finishing. While they gossiped, I was slowly fucking my mom. With the slightest movements I would push in and pull out. It was so painfully slow that I didn’t even know I could finish like this. Fifteen minutes passed and my mom was fed up. She took one hand and went behind her back to jerk me off. Her grasp was really strong and I could tell she was pissed that I was still continuing to try to fuck her. When I was about to blow my load, I stupidly pushed myself inside her cunt again as far as I could go. This caused my mom to jerk and slip falling into the water. My dick slipped out too and I blew most of my load in the water. Rising up to the water for air, my aunty asked what happened. She saw that my mom wasn’t wearing a bra and asked her what she was doing. At this point, my mom didn’t even care anymore because she was pissed that I was didn’t listen to her. She just told my aunty it fell in the deep and got out the pool half naked. Leaving me she went in the house and got a towel. I ended up chatting with my aunty for a few minutes since my mom didn’t come back with a towel. The next day my uncle pulled the bra out of the pool while draining it and thankfully my aunty told him it was because it slipped off.
Sometimes when I was just playing games or watching TV she would touch me. Normally it was just for fun but it would lead to sex. I was always okay to have sex whenever I wasn't busy doing anything important.
We've done oral before and anal on some occasions. I don't think there was anything really off limits. It's just that I never went far with her.
what? you didn't trigger me at all
cool meme dude, you got me?
Honestly, all joking aside /b/ has gotten fucking casual
>tfw getting memed by a 35 year old bernie cuck who reposts jon oliver videos on facebook
I guess so dude but this is the same shit head that champions bill hicks and thinks george carlin was a genius so we don't exactly align
lol my god anon. gooood shit. got any more?? youre laying golden eggs here my boy. at what age did yous top fucking? would you try for it again now? and like when did you realize it wasnt normal lol
>I guess so dude but this is the same shit head that champions bill hicks and thinks george carlin was a genius so we don't exactly align
projecting this fucking hard
multi keks brahirrim
It's funny to a lot of people you dense faggot.
I didn't think it was possible for someone to have a comedic high-horse, but if anyone could do it, it's fucking reddit.
That's cute kiddo but I've never used Reddit in my life. The word cuck in and of itself just isn't funny. There is no such thing as a solitary word that should make any adult human being just giggle. Please grow up champ. After all, you have to be 18 to use this site.
>you didn't trigger me at all
Pretty much exactly the same here. Two pregnant mexicans, one black girl and one white girl all pregnant in middle school by their boyfriends. It happens, people just don't talk about it.
I'll post more if the thread is still up.
We stopped at age 18 and I would probably not try it again since I have a girlfriend. Plus I feel like it's really wrong now that I'm older.
Realized it wasn't normal at age 16 when I talked to my friend about it.
>I was around 11 years old at the time. Time was around May. My mom used to pick me up from school after I had basketball practice. I remember seeing this girl named Stephanie who was a little older than me but she was fucking hot as fuck. I got a boner and I went into the car with that boner. My mom looked over and saw my boner and started blushing. She told me to take it out and show it to her. I had refused at first, but she said it's normal for things like this to happen and it's okay for mom to see this kind of stuff. I said ok fine no biggie, she started jerking me off at the red light and told me to put it away until we got home. We arrived home I put my bookbag away and she called me into her room. She was fully clothed and started taking off her shirt to then take off her bra. My mom has huge tits and as a boy my body just has the biggest erection ever. She started taking off her pants to then take off her panties. I remember me sucking on her tits while she was jerking me. I remember her giving me a titty fuck and eventually after 4 minutes I came. First time I ever came and was overcame with such a relief. We had more incidents like this.
lol alright come back when you don't save shit straight from 9gag
nice bait dude, even reddit is better then that
Certain words are funny
>Buick, faggot, scone, heeb,
idk if they make me giggle on sight but words are funnier then other words
I started at 11 and we kept going till I moved out at 18.
I used to watch a lot of porn and thought "shit my teacher could seduce me one day" and it never happened. It gave me are more detailed and realistic approach to sex
>now let me elaborate on the subject of internet memes and humour, kind sir.
just stop dude, you're cringe incarnate.
>idk if they make me giggle on sight but words are funnier then other words
I didn't say any of that
just some words are funnier
you over use cringe from being on /r/cringe to long dude
>CRINGE COMP INC
yeah, triggered fucking idiot
fell for the pleb bait
You - 0
Me- over 9000
(now thats some cringe bait right there)
I copied the buick from Patrice O'neals nigga in a buick where he says that nigga in a buick is funnier then nigga in a ford
the rest i came up with, pretty casual tier list but not bad imo
oh i meant to say they dont make me giggle on sight but some words are funnier than other
>oh i meant to say they dont make me giggle on sight but some words are funnier than other
important information, man. Right there.
you seem genuinely upset, have these ferrets.
watch the fucking edge
jesus your out of control
>tfw when plebs find nothing wrong about my 300 word post so they have to find something minute
ik that gonna trigger u
im reading u like a book
I like baby ferrets but adult ferrets i think actually take the crown
baby owls are my go to though
Still 11. June hits the fan only 2 more hours of school left. I start fantasizing about that one time me and my mom has sex. I have a boner for the last two hours of class. Mom picks me up says how was my last day I say it was good and then we go home. School is out best day ever. We get home and dad is still working, so mom goes any lays down on her bed while I go to the living room TV to watch some TV. Mom was gonna take a shower and is naked but walks into where I was watching TV. I see her and she sees me, I got a boner and she walks over a smiles. She starts blowing me after 2 minutes she stops and gets on top of me. She has her back on my face and starts going up and down and in 5 minutes I finally came.