Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.
>>692216678
hey reimu was waiting for you!! I'm hatsuner, my cards arrived :3 can't wait to show em to you!
>>692216855
Ooh, neat! Feel free to show me then!
>>692217020
Hello cutest witch~
>>692216855
So another person getting into tarot cards?
>>692216855
Post pics
Played Alien: Isolation on stream last night.
Turns out, the Alien doesn't like it when you try to be intimidating.
>>692217247
ye I will soon! Just let me finish this overwatch match x3
>>692217381
Don't most people not like that either?
Rolling for tarot reading.
*Hi everyone, sorry if i late but i was busy losing repeatedly against Enter.the Gungeon, i feel like that game really hates me sometimes.*
>>692217627
Rerollll
>>692217755
congrats
>Sorry I'm late
>>692217755
Congratulations! What's your question for the tarot?
>>692217955
so theirs a crazy reimu now?
>>692217671
*The amount of errors in this post greatly displeases me! Can't even write properly tonight.*
>>692217247
*I'd like to get into that sort of stuff too but my deck has only the Stars in it.*
>>692218114
More Reimu?
>>692218052
Will I end up violating parole?
>>692217204
That's the same thing my mirror told me this morning, cutest in the land~<3
>>692217671
Sup gandalf the senile!
>>692218363
I'm pretty sure your mirror cracked when it saw you.
>>692216855
>>692217455
Oh lol I got double doubles I like that I'll gift them to the first 2 people who tag this message if it's possible, also my cards, the hanson-roberts deck
>>692218301
>The Blasted Tower
Large and chaotic changes ultimately for the common good.
>Two of Wands
Wealth obtained legally and success through hard work.
>Ten of Swords
Ruin, desolation, disruption, although generally this refers to a group rather than an individual. Sorrow, sudden misfortune, accidents, muggings or personal robbery.
Hmm... it's quite possible that you will by accident, close to the end of it too. Better be careful, huh?
>>692217585
I mean, I was minding my own business when he decided to drop into my room and run at me. I tried to intimidate him, and he decided he wasn't having any of that. So I tried to hit him with a wrench and he murdered me.
Also, roll.
Enjoy the thread guys, I can't actually join right now maybe on Saturday (Friday night) .
>>692218363
*You meant to say Gandalf the illiterate that can't write properly tonight, right? Anyway hi! How are you?*
>>692218736
Bummer, guess I should stop doing so many drugs; thanks though.
>>692218609
Ohh, nice! They look great! That's probably the sort of art style I'll go for when I buy another one.
>>692218817
See you then! Thanks for stopping by!
>>692218788
Oh, well... congratulations! Got a question then?
>>692217381
*I didn't know you were famous! Have you played it on Twitch?*
>>692218363
I didn't know you had a magic mirror! It sounds pretty smart too!
>>692219424
Yeah, it's on twitch. And I'm far from famous, I just do it for shits and giggles.
>>692219312
Hmm. When I get the Tiger II, will I be victorious?
>>692219312
yeah, they are inspired to the same deck you use anyway so you shouldn't find hard to get them, I would love to make my custom deck but that's in the future!
>>692219951
>Three of Cups
A fortunate end to a valued project or venture; a celebration.
Sounds like you will!
>>692219959
Hehe. Already making plans to get further into it huh?
>>692220364
Thanks, I can already smell victory!
...which smells like burning bodies...
>>692218533
Probably explains why i always stub my toe.. damn bad luck!
>>692219071
I mean a lot of things when it comes to y- >>692219424
You've stolen my old reaction folder, i love that picture so much!
>>692219564
Indeed.. and it also told me how much i love you~!
>>692220364
ofc, I would love to print the persona series ones, but also make my own using the simbles from the standard deck
bump before i go back to firefight
Hello everyone
By the looks of it, I am not late
-Sweet Roll
>>692220771
*Maybe i shouldn't say it, but i've found that picture under a waifu thread, i'm actually visiting them often that what i'd rather admit. Could you be a little more specific about those thing you mean?*
>>692216678
Heya!
>>692220884
I see! That'd be pretty cool. Persona was the first place I ever heard about arcana and all that, but I didn't understand tarot at the time so it was a little lost on me.
>>692220771
Why would you need a mirror to tell you that? Or was that just your own reflection saying those things?
>>692220884
Cool!
This is a really good one if you enjoy having a fun time. If you like fun, I suggest you do this one.
If you don't like fun, I also suggest you do this one.
I suggest you do this one.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10625797
Oh reimu btw how would you like a website (not forum) just centered on tarots and readings? If you'd like that I would be more than happy to develop it!
>>692222270
>>692222222
Seriously, sonny, someone's seen septs.
>>692222270
Why is it multiple choice?
rolling if dubs gonna kill myself
>>692222654
i live another day
>>692216678
may 30 gemini, year of the rabbit, what's my future fortune teller
Hey raymoo when do you even do these threads ? Is there like a set time or whenever?
>>692216678
I've always felt that giant hair ribbons/bows are the most underutilized fashion accessory.
>>692221708
Aaah! i have that gif aswell!
Seems i need to change my password for real... you thief!
>>692222039
I was going to say "How much you love me" but i was afraid it would sound too cocky ^~^;
>>692221872
Hello!
>>692222455
Ehh? What kind of website are we talking about? I might be interested but I'm a little surprised at the offer.
>>692222957
Join the steam group, Reimu send's notifications whenever she starts one.
-J
>>692222589
Because, if you're badass enough, you can have more than one superpower, or more than one origin story.
Professor Pugilism was teaching his college students, when the power happened. His fists, man. His fists are. He posesses the strongest fists possible, and has more punching power than any other thing to ever be a thing, ever, and never.
Mr. Cleveland was just some Hispanic man with a pet chicken, but he backed up in his wheely chair during his office job, and his head hit the floor. With a dozen hundrend centillion trillion trillion trillion billion to one odds, his brain exploded perfectly, giving him greater power than even me. Although, now, he cannot leave his home town of Cleveland, Ohio.
Queen Quick was just being there, but holy fuck is she some hot stuff. She was experimenting with bisexuality, and having a female servent of hers lick her boot. A certain realization came to her so quick, but, somehow, exactly as quick as she came in the other way, and also exactly as quick as something else came to the door, or something. Then, quickness is what she has, and now she's the fastest of anything.
>>692222534
*Awestonishing!*
>>692223049
*The entirety of the Touhou cast disapproves of this sentence.*
>>692223223
Im in it! Hardly on steam though
>>692223049
Same here. I'd love to see more girls wearing ribbons like mine everywhere.
>>692222957
Pretty much 8 PM CST, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. There's a Steam group if you'd rather just be notified, because sometimes I make them on the off days too if I feel up to it.
>>692223068
It'd be true though~
>>692223345
Just leave your session logged in then, the notification will pop up anyways as long as your logged in. But if you're still rarely on steam >>692223556 Here is the timezone thingie.
-J
>>692223556
>: hmm i dunno how steam notifications work, i joined your group doe!
bump
>>692223194
I'm hatsuner anyway the same guy from the tarots card, or you can call me Oswin since that's my name, I had an idea just now, a website with free account membership where one enters like a shrine (I'm a shintoist btw) and can draw fortunes cookies once per day (automated) or do stuff like that, and also by request tarot readings and whatever you would like to add :) What do you think about that?
>>692223724
Ill bump you
>>692223242
If you don't think that this is epic writing, you're insane...
Admiral Agile was doing his daily stretches for military training, but a God whispered "Stretch", and he calculated a whole lot of shit. Throughout frustration and pencil scratchings, time happened and oh damn he's more agile than literally anyone, even himself, or even somebody more agile than him. He dodged reality, and I mean fuck isn't that just cool.
Madam Magic picked up some music, but she's kind of old, and dropped it. Now the shards of the music went and had to impale all of people, but she drew upon magic since this had happened before. Madam Magic is more magical than any other magic, and if you disagree then I'll fucking report you because this is my fucking OC do not steel you fuck I'm a very good writer.
>>692223255
Still underutilized.
>>692223556
Indeed. It'd make a happier yukinon, at least.
What is everyone listening to?
>Paloma Faith - Upside Down
>Madeon - Pop Culture
>Caravan Palace - Rock it for Me
>>692223068
*Could that be because same kind of persons like same kind of pictures? It would only makes sense. Besides, you'd be surprised to know that i found this one under a waifu thread too, i think you've said that you were interested into giving a chance to those kind of threads, perhaps i've stumbled into you while i was scavenging for new pictures.*
>>692224028
>I folded a piece of science paper in half, but Fourteen agents of Fear, the aliens, put all the Fright into my soul. I'm now the Folder of Fear, and the Fourteenth Fear Folder.
...
Come on, look at how FUCKING GOOD this writing is! Every living creature in existence should be sucking my dick RIGHT NOW because of that epic display of literature GENIUS and MAJESTICALNESSORITY. Just delete every damn origin story of any character, and let me rewrite them.
>>692216678
predict what i should fap to you dirty little shrine maiden.
>>692223759
Hmm... it could be a pretty good idea. Having something like a help desk where people can leave their requests for advice or readings... and maybe a live board for discussions and stuff.
I've considered doing something like that at some point but it was just a "someday" idea really.
>>692223718
It should give it to you automatically if you're online, but there might be some option you have to change or something like that. I dunno how they work either-- up until a couple of weeks ago, they didn't notify most people. Then all of a sudden they started working like a charm, so I started using them again.
>>692224622
I know I can find you on these days so I will get on and try to do something cool, I'll show you friday if you have some spare time and come offer your assistance here on /b/ :3
>>692224622
Oh, ohkie! Literally have threads while i'm at work but ill try drop in! Its dags btw
>>692224573
>Eight of Cups
>Lord of Abandoned Success
Porn where the girl purposely ruins the ejaculation before anything good can happen.
>>692224303
Kanon OST.. I have no idea why I've been watching it in the middle of summer. And now the OST is in my head.
>>692224570
I personally liked this one the best:
>I swallowed a dictionary by mistake, but truth also gave meaning to most. I'm the one who delivers value, and I'm Missus Meaning.
Missus Meaning is such a neat name, too.
>>692224885
How does the cards even work in these kind of situations?
-J
>>692224885
the worse kind
>>692216855
Hello, everyone! Good day~ Tonight, I make my return! It may be temporary for all I know but I'll be saying at the shrine for the night to keep all of you company. How is everyone?
jesus christ im swimming in req points now
>>692224780
I'll be here Friday for sure!
>>692224826
Always good to see you stop by!
Hi.
>>692225086
You're back, finally. You kinda left as soon I started posting, too! Hmph..
>>692224028
*Point taken, i have never been a fan of those though but it wouldn't hurt to see them around a little bit more.*
>>692224303
>E-Dubble - Sidelines
>>692223706
*Hi J! How are you?*
>>692224885
lies you just are a bully!
give better
>>692224885
Eight-Cups Eddy was stacking cups, but 8 differernt types of radiation flowed into his fucking dumb face. Now, as long as there are at least 8 cups in existence and I mean that's so fucking few cups think about it, he can bash your silly skull in with absolutely no damn effort, now bow down.
>>692224951
I was thinking about why that was a favorite. Maybe people here are looking for meaning, so it appeals to them. I mean of course it would appeal to everyone because it's good fucking writing listen up
Professor Pugilism and Mr. Cleveland are the only ones in the poll that I had actually thought about/created prior to making the poll.
But seriously it's good fucking writing so listen up
>>692225086
Hello!! how are you?
>>692225008
I just drew one and took my best guess based on the title of the card.
>>692225033
It's certainly not what I'm into but the cards made their choice!
>>692225086
Yay! Reisen's back!
>>692225086
Yay~!
Finally, this is the day the prophecy told of!
RETURN OF THE MUUN BUNNY!
>>692224438
I might have to lurk those now to find me..
>>692223556
Yes... b-but you know what i mean.. love is humble~
>>692225334
The screw's of my butterfly knife keep geting loose, kind of saddening but i'm alright.
-J
>>692225347
>Three of Swords
>Lord of Sorrow
NTR.
>Yolanda Be Cool - We No Speak Americano
>>692224951
No idea what that is. Explain?
>>692225298
Remi! You're starting to become a regular here. -wink-
>>692225298
hi remilia
>>692225627
jesus thats even worse
>>692225086
Rabbit Rarity was looking at some fucking rocks she had dug up, now I know that makes her a bit of a fucking nerdy geek, but it's cool. Anyway she was thinking about the rarity of these rocks jesus christ Marie they're minerals, and then the idea of rarity entered her goodness and her hair was purple. This rabbit now was all the rarity, and it was rare to find somebody as pleasant, pure, cute and cuckolded as her.
How are you doing?
>>692225390
Man, so anyone who wants to defeat him has to destroy every cup in the world and keep anyone from making more?
Somehow you made a hero worse than Superman. Congratulations.
>>692225514
Then you must be the most loving witch too!
>>692225514
Worst times doe! I work when you usually run em i guess? And oh my fucking this cunt fucking captcha im gonna bottle the fuck
>>692225627
I dont get it...
>>692225334
*Woooo! I finally understood how to greentext!*
>>692225086
*Hi Raisins! How are your threads going? I haven't really seen them in a while now.*
>>692225664
Hi Yuki!
I-i don't know about that though. It's only my third time posting in a Reimu thread.
>>692225763
Hiya Chief.
>>692225390
Try doing one of me
Let's test your mettle
-Sweet Roll
>>692225887
"netorare" (寝取られ, lit. "taken away by sleeping with"), often abbreviated with the letters NTR.
>>692225763
I know right? The tarot must have it out for this guy.
>>692225763
When suddenly, a wild Lopez appears.
>>692225540
You should probably get rid of it then. You do NOT want it breaking on you. Speaking from personal experience here.
>>692225390
Hey its the Blue Waffle
>>692225316
I know.. My computer died on me. I'm sorry! Honestly.
>>692225434
I'm okay, anon~ Life is hard but a bunny like me can make her way if she gives it her all.
>>692225514
Ahaha.. I wonder what silly prophet thought my presence here was worthy of note.
>>692225816
M-my. I surely understood none of that!
>>692225975
That's because my computer died on me a while back, inconveniently. I still don't have it back but I managed togather up my important thngs.
>>692226307
No, i'll just use scrap from other one's and fix it.
Also, hi thread.
-J
>>692226316
Oh, heya lou
>>692225763
Nah ur even worse!
>>692226238
wonder what he did to piss off the cards
>>692226307
hi bell
>>692226592
no u
>>692225390
I just like the alliteration in the name, but I guess your interpretation works too. Mr. Cleveland was also pretty neat, he was my second choice.
>>692225651
I'm expecting disgust from you, but it's the background music to the Kanon (2006) anime.
>>692226028
Then I"ll have to drag you here every time I'm here too~ Did you do anything fun yesterday/today?
I slept like 12 hours last night and woke up just before my alarm.
>>692226316
It's okay! Speaking of bunnies.. did you ever watch Zootopia?
>>692225514
*But obviously you won't give me an advice about what are you going to post in them right? Not even if i make a cute face?
>>692225540
*Isn't that the same knife used by the Spy from TF2? I always wanted to have one of those.*
>>692226145
Sour pile of shitty skittles plucked via tweezers from a donkey's festering turd roll thought he posessed the fucking audacity to demand an origin story from the greatest writer in the universe, so his fucking face was slapped in.
412984 octotrigintillion cubic gigaparsecs of sugar were dumped on him with a big bucket, and when it was over after like millions of forever, he rolled down a hill and it was simply too long. However, Sister Sweet was at the bottom of that hill, and she had been killed by her enemy, Brother Bitter. She gave her Sweet power to Sour pile of shitty skittles plucked via tweezers from a donkey's festering turd roll, and his dream to become the sweetest motherfucker was granted.
>>692226307
Bastard Bell was going to prank the whole fucking town by ringing the BIG BELL OF THE TOWN in the night, but the dumb nigger wasn't supposed to do that it was against town rules you asshole. Cyborg Angel Robots from Neptune OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE OH SHIT plunged from the depths and rang every bell to ever exist and made this scumbag listen to it. Now the vibration of that metal made noise, and vibration of metal and noise became Bell's power, so he tried to vibrate-finger some robot woman but he couldn't satsisfy her so he was just the BIGGGEST BELL and that was his superpower fuck YUOUI
>>692226592
Hello, mystery person~ How are you tonight?
>>692226741
Haaaai
>>692226816
Yes! I'm a huge fan~
>>692226888
goddamn give these trips to someone that can appreciate a good fucking ORIGIN STORY I HATE YOU MOM
reply to this post without being a faggot and the trips your yours
>>692226870
Uh, yes.
-J
>>692227024
ohai
>>692227048
https://youtu.be/zKzR3yIeZ70
>>692226316
*Don't worry too much about the threads, what matters is that you are finally back.*
>>692226530
You better hope everything fits properly. Don't want to have to deal with a stab wound. I still don't recommend doing that. Put in the money to get one that doesn't break.
>>692226316
It's a wild moon rabbit (coming back from the dead)!
>>692226888
What a fucking blue bald faggot.
>>692226816
Nah, no disgust here. I have music that I would never admit I downloaded.
>>692226816
Th-thanks for your continued support, I suppose! Aside from that bad luck from your fortune cookie, of course I had fun.
>12 hours
Aah, that sounds nice. I wouldn't mind sleeping that long.
Ok now that I am done with overwatch for at least a couple of days, I'm gonna study a bit more my tarots, what kind of spread do you reccomend reimu?
>>692227444
nice trips
>>692225868
Mhm~ And i'll prove that to you some day!
>>692225885
Also this one seems to be for you Reimu, i guess we confuse people posting pictures of us both together
*pick related*
>>692226316
A very cute prophet with a nice looking hat
>>692226870
Since i'm quite the elitist Waifu claimer, i'll obviousy enlighten them all that their Waifus are shit and mine is superior.
>>692227731
3 card or the Latin cross.
>>692227459
*You're saying that because you had to deal with one of those wounds yourself?*
>>692216678
Hey, I got a question for you.
I know she wants the D, what are the consequences if I fuck her friday night? She's about 9/10 to me, got the looks and the personality.
There's also something I'm not telling you, let's see if you get it.
>>692227024
Its dags, pretty average. Took the day off of work gotta go to a psych appointment ..pretty sketched out.
>>692226741
No u x 4eva
Rollin' for tarot reading. Never had one before.
>>692227048
Allow me to calm down, and explain. Everything I am about to tell you is not a story, it is true.
The 94 'Super-Heroes' which include mentioned ones such as Professor Pugilism and Queen Quick, are the embondiment of what remains of the 729 aspects of "MIX{8G3..Combat/Survival/Righteousness,,4ML}TAKE" that 'That Unnamed One' had detailed, trained, and expressed. He has not been heard from in a long time. Now these 94 have, are currently, and will, (Time is not linear in this regard) dissapear to form the 282 ???. Those, the 846 ???. Those, the 2538 Objects, which are of course the problem now. But then prove skip the 2 and make the F it's the place but Batman shows up and everyone smiles and the bad guys are defeated!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
That's my movie script, what do you guys think of it?
>>692228192
Re-roll
>>692227731
The only one I really know is Celtic Cross, but that takes 10 cards and is very involved. Use that one if you're planning to give someone a full reading with a LOT to think about.
https://enlightenmentarot.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/tarot-spread-celtic-cross.jpg
For simpler readings, I just draw 3-5 cards and interpret them in the order they were drawn, looking for similarities in their descriptions. Some cards will tell you "depending on the other cards, this may mean. . . " and then you can use that to try to create links between them.
So, I don't really use a specific spread most of the time, it's just something I came up with myself to suit the format of the threads!
>>692228263
Rollin' again...
Evening, my dudes.
>>692227024
Yess, me too! See, I'm not that crazy after all. I got a lot of negative reactions when I mentioned it..
>>692227459
like what?
>>692227656
Y-Yeah..it turns out I am a messenger of bad luck, apparently. Urg..
You should sleep in more!
>>692227856
> i'll obviousy enlighten them all that their Waifus are shit and mine is superior.
Ohoho..I take offense to that, *little* girl. I believe I have the superior waifu. :3
>>692228422
Yay! Got Dubs! OP, can has reading pls
>>692227952
I'll try a 3 card then, should I consider reversed or not? Anyone wants to ask something? I may not be as accurate as reimu but I will sure try :3 !
>>692227856
*You sure about that? You know, they are like bad tempered cats when someone tries to put their deities in a bad light, anyway i'll try to recognize you between the crowd, but i think i won't have so much issues after all since stars are very shiny.*
>>692227847
*The day is just getting better and better!*
rolling and affecting the image limit.
>>692228453
Not telling.
>>692228213
Still a bigger faggot than a super-massive nebula
>>692228033
Almost. My first one broke at the bite handle hinges and almost skewered me in the leg. Good thing it missed.
>>692227444
>>692227459
Indeed! I'm finally back, that's what matters~
>>692227856
Ah!! I see...
>>692227294
Aah~ Daggy~ Hello! I see...
>>692226888
That name is very... specific
But I chuckled
I would rate it half of four hundred eighty three trillion, seven hundred fifty two billion, three hundred sixty five million, one hundred eleven thousand, nine hundred ninety nine point nine to the power of googol cubed plus avagadro's number times infinity out of one
Good job
-Sweet Roll
>>692228442
hi mamizou
>>692229082
when did i become australian
>>692229048
disappointing, but let's try someone else!
>>692216678
thats why dont hang around with the ugly people losers and the weak orges cause is a ugly freak and is werid and try to bring down people and is very werid cause has no friends and stay home all day cause is jealous and ugly and try to bring down popular people and is ugly and a ugly freak
>>692229230
How's it going, Chief?
>>692229293
disappointed again q_q
one more for the fans at home.
>>692229230
You wish you were aussie ;p
I'm rolling for dubs for somebody!
>>692216678
and thats why the ugly guys losers is a ugly selfish ugly little mother fucker that smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and think is better then everybody
>>692228157
>Eight of Swords
It looks like there may be some jealousy involved, particularly from a friend or family member.
>Temperance
You'll require this virtue to successfully navigate the situation that comes up as a result.
>Four of Wands (Reversed)
The constraints on you are artificial and superfluous. It's up to you if you want to break them.
>The Lovers (Reversed)
This tells me it is indeed an infidelity of some kind, and hints that a relationship with her will be impossible due to deception and indecisiveness.
>>692228619
Congratulations! What's your question? Or would you just like to see your near future?
>>692228916
I suggest counting the reversed cards, I've never heard of disregarding them. But if more than half of them are reversed, just turn all the cards over and you'll get a clearer reading that way. That way the non-reversed ones become reversed, and the reversed ones become upright.
>>692216678
thats why fuck the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and is lame and ugly
>>692229354
>>692229551
Seems like I've seen your posts before... and I wasn't able to understand it then either.
>>692229570
I see, also how do you lip the cards? sideways or upside down when you draw them I mean
*Reimu may i ask for a reading since i got trips? >>692227444 Related to wealth if it's possible.*
>>692229049
*Glad to hear that too, do you know if it broke because of usage?*
>>692228453
Ah, that's... no surprise, really. Sadly. I like Judy a lot.
>>692229230
not taking it back! I just misquoted is all. >>692228184
Hi daggy! Sorry.
>>692229570
I'm looking to see the near future please :-)
>>692228453
Ah, don't worry about it, my bad luck buddy~
I wish I could sleep in more, sleeping's too hard.
>>692228453
Don't even try you plebian. you very *big* peasant. you *GIANT* rabble.
>>692228983
That's suprisingly sweet of you~
>>692229082
Aaah.. do you see with your lovely eyes? <3
>>692216678
Rolling for a tarot reading.
Not quite sure what this thread is for inb4 newfag I already know. But I'd like to find out. So I guess I'm gonna try and roll for something of which I don't know
Anyways roll
>>692229393
pretty good, swimming in req points now that the new halo update is out. you?
>>692229484
but then i'd have to deal with all the local wildlife trying to kill me
>>692229915
its fine im just having a bit of fun
>>692230093
Rerolling
>>692230200
Holy shit dubs first try. Neat.
>>692230272
Third reroll
>>692229915
Ahah nah it's k! Cheef secretly wants to be aussie>>692230206
Nothing worse then mormons
>>692230206
Listening to power metal covers of 80s pop songs and not going to bed even though I should go to bed.
>>692228916
What do you see in my near future?
>>692229719
Flip them from left to right or right to left so they stay facing the same direction they were originally.
>>692229843
>King of Wands
>A charming, responsible, loyal, entertaining, witty, honest, conscientious and generous person. A lover of the home and family life. A very passionate and virile man who is good at moral support and encouragement. When pushed or provoked he acts without hesitation, but can sometimes find this hard as he can often see both sides of an argument.
This man will impact your wealth in some way. Since he's generally a good guy, it'll probably be for the better.
>Knight of Swords
>A clever, skillful and active person, courageous and strong, always at his best in a difficult situation. He may have a tendency to dominate and depending upon surrounding cards, his movement may be either in or out of the querent's life for either better or worse. He is the archetypal warrior.
Another person who will have an impact. However...
>Five of Pentacles (Reverse)
It seems that it will be for the worse. I picture him as being competition of some kind, who, due to his skills, will hinder you from moving forward.
The Five of Pentacles when reversed, represents an avoidable loss of money or difficult financial times, due to a lack of imagination. You'll have to fight hard using your wits to get around the Knight.
>>692229915
Same! I thought the movie had a lot of meaning and still was super cute.
>>692230015
Sleeping is too hard for a vampire? Don't vampires sleep long amounts of time?
>>692230052
I-I was just trying to say hi! -sniffle-
>>692229963
>>>692216678 (OP)
>>>692229570
Can I get my near future reading?
>>692230052
*You've been nice since the first moment, it was actually time for me to return the favor!*
>>692230410
Nother reroll
>>692216678
and the ugly people losers like the ugly freaks think is better then everybody but is a ugly freak that nobody like and is jealous and ugly and thats why the ugly people losers is lame caus still try to hurt the popular people the ugly way and try to make the popular people look bad and thats why the ugly people losers and the weak orge and the moutaion lion guy loser is a bunch of ugly freaks and dont be around them cause bring down the popular poeple and nice things and even if the popular people and everybody rejected the ugly people losers and the ugly freaks and the weak orge and the moutaion lion guy loser they will still try to hurt the popular people n everybody the ugly way like hurting the popular people without touching them but hurting them the ugly way to hurt other popular people the ugly way so the popular people will get hurt like biggie smalls
>>692230200
Okay so, since you got dubs, what I need from you is a question.
Ask about anything you want the answers to, ask about a specific area of life that you want to see the future of, or just ask for a general near future reading if you want.
>>692230808
Reroll five
>>692230949
Reroll six.
>>692216678
and the ugly people losers like the ugly freaks think is better then everybody but is a ugly freak that nobody like and is jealous and ugly and thats why the ugly people losers is lame caus still try to hurt the popular people the ugly way and try to make the popular people look bad and thats why the ugly people losers and the weak orge and the moutaion lion guy loser is a bunch of ugly freaks and dont be around them cause bring down the popular poeple and nice things and even if the popular people and everybody rejected the ugly people losers and the ugly freaks and the weak orge and the moutaion lion guy loser they will still try to hurt the popular people n everybody the ugly way like hurting the popular people without touching them but hurting them the ugly way to hurt other popular people the ugly way so the popular people will get hurt like biggie smalls
and thats why the ugly people losers is a bunch of little pussies and is ugly and try to bring down popular people cause is ugly and jealous and try to be better then the popular people and the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit like beyonce
>>692231084
Lucky reroll 7?
>>692231121
I'm not even trying anymore.
>>692230496
you have a point there
>>692230554
sounds fun
>>692230206
Fufufu, aren't you always?
>>692230496
Doesn't everyone?
>>692230599
Yeah~ It was a good message.
>>692230052
Always! You see much more when you look with insanity!
>>692230946
Ok
Let's see
What will my future turn out like. Will I be a successful human being and productive? Or will I turn out like my mom. I sincerely don't want to be like her.
Will my wife bear my children and be around forever? Or will she leave
Will I not even live that long?
>>692231279
*sigh* reroll eight.
>>692231306
I am the epitome of fun, Chief.
>>692231426
Reroll nine.
I'm not a weeb. Can I still get advice? Mind my autism.
My older sister has three kids and her family is pretty great. However, I have an issue that might just be my autism. She has three kids (3, 5, and 7) and posts pictures on Facebook pretty frequently. Her kids are at that age where nudity is still casual, and a few of the pictures include that. They aren't lewd pictures, but I know there are pedos out there who will still seek them out. I don't want to warn her about that because it's kind of awkward to bring up the pedophilia thing. I also don't want to avoid the issue because I know some faggot could end up spreading them to shitholes like this. Are my issues valid, or am I just retarded and worrying about nothing?
>>692230586
*Not that bad after all, luckily enough i had the common sense to ask you for a reading, so at least i know what i'm going to face.*
>>692231621
Reroll.ten.
>>692231803
Reroll 11.
>>692231887
Off by one.... reroll 12
>>692231993
Reroll 13.
:-(
Didn't get my near future reading for my previous dubs, so I'm re-rollin'!
>>692231424
gotta entertain myself somehow
>>692231491
i dont doubt that
>>692231887
so close
>>692232066
there ya go
>captcha is passage passage
guys i think i need to find a passage
>>692232110
Well I got close, them ones needed to be over one :-P
>>692232066
Success on my lucky number! Reimu, can you do a tarot reading of what my near future may hold?
>>692232192
Another re-roll for near future reading
>>692232166
With the paaaain and miseryyyyyy of otherrrrrrs?
>>692230599
Fufu, times are busy. Oh, and I have to feed pretty often. If you know what I mean~
>>692232266
Yeah! I got it again :-D
>>692230586
ok thanks!
>>692230579
thank you for asking :)
>XVII The Star in the upright position:
>A naked young maiden pours water from her palms bringing inspiration and hope
It's a sign of optimism and usefulness of past experience to achieve what you desire.
>The Page of Cups Reversed
>A young page holds a cup in his right hand with a fish in it
He warns you about a temporary distraction, something that interest and seduses you
>The Four of pentacles in the upright position
>A crowned figure holds close four pentacles
He represents avarice and love for what's material.
I would say a situation who requires your experience and hard work will come soon, don't get distracted by futile things but focus on what you desire without holding it too tight, don't be afraid to share the happiness you achieve
>>692230599
A-Ah... i'm sorry dear!
Please forgive my harsh words!
>>692230762
>*sob*
Seems i can't be nice to everyone though.. but yeah, you became my friend from the very first moment! so it's only right i'm nice~
>>692231424
Mwhahahahaha~
>>692232414
*Nay, begone with thee fiend! INFINIDAGGER!*
>>692232291
uhh...sure?
>>692232506
Many thanks. I find this reading useful, since it seems to bear a good prediction. I'm writing a novel at the moment, so this card reading indirectly refrences that in my eyes.
>>692231425
>Princess of Pentacles
>A person with no sense of humour and full of her own importance. A person who enjoys the power she wields over those below her.
>Queen of Pentacles
>A capable and practical businesswoman, who enjoys her material comforts. She has a responsible attitude to her wealth and uses it to advance the fortunes of those in her inner circle. She is neither particularly bright nor insightful, but has depth of feeling, with an appreciation of life's pleasures.
Both of these are people. Disregarding gender, one of them is the future you, while the other will have a big and lasting impact on shaping your future.
I don't know which is which but maybe you can feel it out based on what you know about your life.
>Queen of Cups
It seems high achievement is in your future, based on imagination or creativity.
>The Magician
Mastery of the material world, creative action, self discipline and a willingness to take risks. An ability to recognise one's own potential, the power to initiate, communication and wit.
>Ace of Cups (Reversed)
The card is symbolic of changes for the worst, possibly a time of barrenness, which can be either of a physical or mental nature. Failure of love, stagnation, despair and possibly loss of faith.
The Ace is the last card drawn, meaning it is in the distant future. The loss of faith is important-- if you can avoid that, you can avoid the bad end.
>>692231635
Who said you have to be a weeb to get advice? Not me, anyway.
Anyway, I don't think you should worry much about it. They're her kids, and while it is a bit icky to have nude pics of them on the internet, it's her decision to make. I'm sure she knows the potential and considers it negligible.
>>692231641
I hope it helps you avoid misfortune! Best of luck to you!
>>692232545
Ufufufufu... Did you know? Mushrooms help you to do just that!
>>692232694
Sorry, a little bit of my inner self seeped out. Teehee.
>>692233137
It might very well be refering about that, thanks to you for making me practice, hope it helps!
If anyone else wants a reading just ask me, as I said I am not precise as reimu but I'll try my best!
>>692233335
well that could work for me pissing people off in warzone
>>692233626
>>692233626
>>692233626
If you got dubs in this thread, show them to me in the next one and I'll get to you.
~Reimu
>>692216678
OP :-( I rolled dubs twice for the near future reading, why no reading?
>>692232545
*Indeed, but i have to do my part too, otherwise it shouldn't really be considerated as friendship, but just me pretending a cartain behaviour from you while i'm giving nothing in return. Now i wonder how harsh you could be in regards of someone that you hate though.*
Rollerino for a love life reading
>>692233288
Queen is me now. Princess is me later. Buy I find it hard to believe seeing as how I've always got a positive attitude and I'm always cheering people up.
