YLYL: Shit you lost to edition
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YLYL: Shit you lost to edition
>>692212959
Lost with the first pic holy shit
>>692213410
That's a fucking lot of meglinations
>>692213641
Just for you
>>692214373
You treat me like a king, Anon
>>692214546
That's weird, I thought that would work for thumbnail swapping since scaling a 500x500 image down to 125x125 should sample every 4th pixel horizontally and vertically.
>>692214802
Have a drink
Welp, no losing in this thread.
i'll lose once someone posts that banana xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw
this got me good earlier
>>692215301
Took me a second ahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39p9wLYcDQY
>>692215307
this isnt as funny when you're older than 15
>>692214648
>>692216106
>inb4 banana man
>>692216169
>>692212959
R8 me
>>692215043
Fucking lost
>>692213410
>>692213473
>>692213585
>>692213768
This shit is gold. Damn you.
>>692216317
>>692215307
>>692213763
The more I watch it the harder I laugh.
>>692212959
fucking lost badly..
>>692216605
>>692213183
it would've been funnier if it it was Jeb Bush instead of George
>>692217027
Alright, I give up, I can't thumbswap for shit.
>>692213473
>Cord hose combo
HF would fucking sell that. for real.
>>692213763
almost
>>692217042
but that ruins the joke
its a 'bush did 9/11' joke
did you not understand it but still laugh? you might be retarded
>>692217067
I want the picture you attempted to use as a thumbnail.
>>692217176
>>692217232
thanks
>>692217198
i recognize that gun
New Vegas
>>692215301
if thats real it fucking hilarious oh shit im losing.
>>692215519
PSA for all the /b/ros out ther
>>692217387
m8 i can find that without that link.
You fucking faggot
>>692216009
fucking lost
>>692215307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1FgCA4DBBk
oh shit
Are all ylyl threads like this nowadays? God you guys are so cancerous, a few years ago it was plainly unfunny, now it's just an imgur and reddit substitute.
>>692216596
I feel bad for laughing so hard at this
>>692217814
>meta
>>692217787
I can't stand his movies. Happy Gilmore and the other one with crazy eyes that's it. Everything else is utter shite.
>>692217868
Oh hey look it's this guy with his opinion. Cool.
>>692216792
my sides
>>692213956
Go back to 9gag faggot.
>>692218300
That joke is older than the internet
>>692218525
The one bellow that is worse...
bet you fags never seen strutter before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUJ2PGHwYlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC-pvJ-2KQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6nsB4ZQbhU
>>692213763
Yep, that got me after the 2nd watch.
>>692216031
Murica
>>692216082
lost
>>692212959
Be warned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAPQqPAVUIA
>>692217969
where do you think you are, son
>>692218300
Americans,tell me about 'greeters' and 'bag boys'. Are they real? Who does that job? Do you want some 'bum' toching your stuff?
>>692219886
I'm a bagger mate. Fuck off faggot.
>>692217814
breaking the rules faggot
>>692220101
Your job is to bag other peoples grocerys? Do everyone use your services? Like most (only few a day doesen't) or just fat,old folk and such?
>>692212959
I am in tears rn
>>692218300
I smiled, still counts
>>692215828
omg nearly lost
>>692220421
I always bag for people. I also do some stocking too. I also help people carry them out sometimes.
>>692219199
Checked, tho I don't get what's going on. I figured it was OP but the guy wasn't sucking dick, so...
>>692216677
jesus
>>692220421
I'm seriously intrested. No need to feel bad. There ain't no such thing here and most woulden't want others to touch their stuff. Also greeters woulden't work also. People don't want to even make eye contact with the casher,let alone talk. Knowing that someone talking to you everytime when going shopping would be horror and shops would stay empty fast.
>>692214546
>you fucking faggot
>are you calling me a faggot
Kek
>>692213585
>>692213473
>>692213410
>>692213768
Is this by the same guy who does the fake grocery store ads and book titles?
>>692219886
Greeters are token jobs given to bored old folks, or disabled folks. They greet you when you come in. It's supposed to make customers feel "welcome" but it really makes them feel "awkward and weird."
Bag boys are more utilitarian. They bag the stuff the clerk rings up in an efficient manner(squishy shit on top, heavy shit at bottom, etc) and sometimes help people who request assistance by carrying bags to a vehicle in the lot. Usually done by teens, but not always.
While not all stores have either, do you really not have baggers where you're from?
>>692221303
It's actually a lot more complicated than that because I work for a high-end food store.
I'm >>692220758
And >>692220101
>>692212959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYZl_YOMg7E
https://youtu.be/fOu9GzACZh0
Prepare to smirk just a little bit
>>692213893
I... I need more of this.
test
>>692221303
Nope, we have these bad boys.
>>692222040
Darn, it loads instantly.
I'm trying to test to see if I can use png interlacing for a weird effect as it loads.
>>692222134
Nothing (and by that I mean literally NOTHING) renders PNGs progressively.
>>692221303
>do you really not have baggers where you're from?
Nope.
>>692222222
I just saw this exchange on youtube and lost to it
>>692222306
>what is interlacing pngs
>>692222078
We have them to. Only the ones where you get the scanner with you are useful. Take an item and scan it,put it right in the bag. When the bag is full,but the scanner back and pay with card and leave.
The ones where you have to use a shopping cart, then scan at the stationery scanner and then bag are garbage. Slow and you to the shops work for free, fuck that.
https://youtu.be/WD9F2oiKho0
>>692222921
Yeah, just because you do that, doesn't force the UA to constantly re-render the thing for no damn reason.
The whole PNG gets loaded, shoved through a decoder, and banged on a quad.
The days of doing GIF shit aren't even over, because they never started to begin with.
>>692217153
bush
>jeb bush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>692223024
It's only slow if you're slow, anon.
>>692216082
How does a blind person even see that ad
>>692223524
>>692222921
>>692215000
Checked.
Also what the fuck
>>692221562
Then do tell what the additional duties of a bagger are? I thought it was pretty cut-and-dried.
>>692223811
have to keep move
>>692223811
Noob
>>692216082
Lost
This blog is fucking crazy
Making up genders
And making flags for them
Wtf.jpg
http://pride-flags-for-us.tumblr.com
Okay /b/, need some help... Do you think its worth still trying to go for a girl after being friendzoned? Or is it better to just try and maintain the friendship and just move on to someone else
>>692224119
Like really
>>692222078
We have those as well.
Generally in modern US supermarkets, you have three options:
1) Self-serve, as pictured.
2) Go to a station with a single cashier.
3) Go to a station with a cashier and a bagger.
Variety is the spice of... grocery shopping?
>>692219199
Theres no way he cooks like that every day. ...
>>692223705
That device translates web pages into brail? Imagine how fuckig annoying internet ads are when you can't even just ignore them by looking away
>>692216031
God damnit Ken
>>692224207
Maintain friendship. Never try again. You'll just embarrass yourself and make it mega awkward. You don't try again after being rejected the first time. That's the point of rejection. Time won't change that.
>>692223468
The casher works there and has been doing it for years. If I'm faster then her then shed be fired by now. Also why would I want to do the shops work for free. Give me discount then cause you don't have to pay the cashier if I do it.
>>692224119
>Stargender
>beyond comprehension in Earthy terms
>>692221562
>High-end food store
Bet you sell overpriced pastries and millenial crystals and new ageism books
Oh wait, my bad, they got a place called starbucks
>>692216341
This isn't a cringe thread faggot
>>692215301
I don't get it
>>692212959
>>692224848
>>692224207
Maintain the... wha?
Don't maintain the friendship. If you were just in it to try and land her as a GF, why bother maintaining a platonic relationship?
You don't work at a job that just fired you, for free, because you liked your co-workers.
If she's a legit friend, then maybe, but chances are that ain't the case.
Sideline her.
http://i.imgur.com/5eTAZ7R.gif
c
>>692216031
It's as much bacon as turkey bacon anyway.
>>692224907
>>692215301
oh jesus that's brilliant.
>>692225044
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a7aZgKpjDXY
>>692215828
I FUCKING LOVE LEANANDCUISINE
>>692224717
>High-end food store
Tried to explain to me that the nuts from turkys plantation are more eco then the nuts from my own countrys forrest.
>>692225178
>>692225213
michael j fox has parkinsons which makes him shake. his picture is blurry as though he was vibrating. fucking children
>>692223173
Me and my wife lost to this.
Bruh...
>>692225366
respect our armed forces faggot. they put their lives on the line for you every day
>>692225589
Really nikka?
>>692225525
normie ass facebook trash. fuck off
>>692224848
>>692224907
>>692225178
>>692225251
You son of a bitch
Ruined fucking everything
>>692217042
Underage faggot
>>692224981
Never thought about it that way, probably gonna do that
Made me laugh. Everybody else seemed upset.
>>692225736
yes really. your edgy shit isn't funny. some little neckbeard in training gets to talk shit though because of their sacrifice
>>692224572
Im definetly not in the business of creating awkward situations soooo thanks haha
>>692221116
How do you think your "stuff" gets from farms/gardens/warehouses to the shelves in the first place, robots?
>>692225589
>they put their lives on the line for you every day
>for you
Murrica. Ain't your military voluntery anyway? I could understand your post if it were mandatory like we have. And even then it's not For You.
>>692216596
Why does she remind me of this pic?
>>692225933
bismuth as fuck fam
>>692212959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq5Py6YjG10
>>692225934
Wasnt my picture and I wasnt you to continue your b8 I was just calling you out on it for being so obvious
>>692221116
Most of the places which have them are smaller, more organic grocery stores that have a large customer base of old or retired people. They have someone to talk to and it's nice to have someone help carry your bags or push your cart to the car and unload it. These kind of stores really look for younger and humble bag boys or girls who are very polite. Trust me, they're not prying into your business and are usually very cheery. I usually pass on their services as I can handle myself but I usually give them a nice smile and they're happy to go on to another customer.
>>692226035
summer is here
>>692225742
I know that look
>>692213183
Dammit lost to the first one
>>692225409
whose michael j fox?
>>692225769
lolsors. did you lose? save them friend. theyre all yours
>>692215043
fucking kek
>>692224001
nice trips xd
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>>692226228
Congrats you're out of school fag
>>692216341
You autistic sandnigger, I'm watching you furry/zootopia
>>692226380
thanks sempai
>>692217817
Wat
>>692226180
mk newfag
>>692225867
It's not all kids here on /b/ - trust me on this one.
Better for you both to be honest with yourselves.
Don't gotta be a dick or nothing, either. Invite her to your summer BBQs, talk to her online casually, all that shit, but a real "friend?" Naw.
Acquaintance.
You gotta put your effort into finding someone who's for you.
>>692224351
Nigga spice is the spice of grocery shopping
>>692225742
And no one's seen that dog gif before. Good show. Eat a bag of dicks you silly unimportant faggot.
>>692224243
This is like Bionicles. I want to be an earth gender. One that controls the earth and can hurl boulders with pure mental force.
>>692226267
>>692225409
He doesn't vibrate you tard. He moves back and forth like a foot at a time. Go ahead. Look up an interview. He looks like jelly on a plate.
>>692224207
Let me pass advise onto you children that can't handle being an adult.
I will never understand millennials and why you need to cry and go on killing sprees because you couldn't get your dick wet, fucking pathetic.
Back in the day, friend zone meant exactly that.
You were friends. You cared, she didn't, she cared, you didn't, whatever, you stayed friends.
Because now when you move onto the next female you have a friend that she's more likely to trust because vag connections, who will back you up.
>>692221915
i did
>>692226015
Talking about casheirs. Was 40 per shop before and now I have to do their job (with no benefits) and still have to stand in line. Shop keeps the money saved for not having to pay the cashiers and I get shittier service for the same price.
>>692226625
i poured my soul into that gif
>>692225589
how is fucking around in the desert and killing sandniggers putting their lives on the line for me? all it's done so far is getting those sand niggers angrier and more likely to try and kill me.
Ya'll just lost
>>692226015
Baggers are bums (who else would to that job) but farmers etc are honest workers.
>>692215307
>>692226776
>I will never understand millennials and why you need to cry and go on killing sprees because you couldn't get your dick wet, fucking pathetic.
tryingtoohard/10
Don't you have a Things Only 90s Kids Will Remember blog to be writing?
>>692226735
i was explaining the picture to a retard, retard. I'm aware of your astute observation
>>692212959
>mfw i used to do this on myspace
11 years ago was a dark time
>>692215043
That's fucking great kek I hope that fuck died
>>692213215
Lost to this
>>692227033
you realize that "90s kids" are millennials, right?
>>692226890
freedom isn't free. it costs folks like you and me. and if you don't put in your buck oh five, who will? I await a valid response
>>692218300
https://youtu.be/zKzR3yIeZ70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d195v0NXZvo
>>692217153
>>692213183
Edgy autistic faggot. Fucking die.
>>692224243
Holy fuck is this a trap card description
>>692227250
that's exactly what he was saying
>>692224831
Michael J Fox
>>692226776
Amen gen xer here
>>692226267
My Michael j Fox not yours. it's sight.
>>692226735
Why would you come to a YLYL thread to be a pedantic faggot?
>>692226035
Goddamnit newfag. Regroup and take another crack
>>692214802
Autistic edgy 12 year old faggot. Don't joke about that shit you underaged autist. Fucking die.
>>692226890
This
Nobody has attacked us before we attacked them. I'm mean how are they protecting me? WTC was inside job,before you start.
>>692219886 Lived in the UK for 3 years. I don't know if I'm just a stereotypical lazy American, but not having baggers was a huge minus when I went to tesco. Plus the bags they used were complete shit and were impossible to separate/open. Other than that the UK is awesome.
>>692224119
ok no
just what
>>692227291
Here's a better question.
Why are you so angry about some faggots posting pictures on the Internet?
>>692215307
1.30 seconds in, still without laughs.
>>692225409
>"fucking children"
>posts a retarded banana meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQdBQjmY2Y0
>>692219365
Europig, no. Die.
>>692212959
and the ugly people losers like the ugly mountain lion guy loser and the weak orge is a bunch of ugly freaks
>>692216341
retard/10
>>692215000
This is deeply upsetting. Also, trips
>>692227291
That bullshit makes sense when you talk about wars like Korea but when it comes to what's going on right it doesn't. All that's been done is giving more motivation to groups like Al Qaeda.
Nothing about what's happened in the Middle East over the past 25 years has had anything to do with acquiring freedom for the American people. It's the government sticking it's nose in other countries business and playing world police.
Obviously there's a time and place to do that, but you shouldn't go around and act like that's military men putting their lives on the line for the American people, it's them being forced into conflict by the members of government looking out for their own interests.
>>692224119
Please let this be a joke. Please let this be a joke.
Jesus, please let this one be a joke.
>>692216950
good one!
>>692225496
>Me and my wife
Los to this
>>692212959
in case anyone wanted a lower resolution picture
>>692228042
look at our gas prices currently and tell me the wars in the middle east aren't justified nigger lover
>>692213416
lost
>>692213616
Old fag status conferred
>>692228290
>not going on ylyl threads with the gf
If she can't look at your ylyl folder, she isn't the one.
>>692228352
Too bad the wars are against the wrong people then. If you want to fight someone over the gas prices, it's the Saudis that should be targeted, not everyone else.
>>692227434
http://pride-flags-for-us.tumblr.com
>>692227862
>Being this edgy
Underage B&. Please kill yourself, autistic edgy obese faggot. Fucking die.
>>692228294
Thank you, based anon. Truly I would have been unable to go on without it.
>>692225409
nigga why you usin big words. You know I can barely read as it is.
>>692227968
you're just mad that i've collected over 2200 banana pictures and you're stuck scouriong facebook for chuckle fuel
>>692226018
Eurropigea. America is the best, europig. Die.
>>692221915
boo faggot
>>692225933
Edgy autistic 12 year old. Hurry up and drink the bleach you unloved obese white kid. Fucking die. Die.
>>692213956
Kill yourself in the most painful way possible.
>>692215301
Anon, Quick! we've got to go back!
>>692225055
>>692215552
>>692217363
>>692224831
welcome newfags
>>692228681
Autism no die.
>>692213183
you lost to this? damn.
you must be a terribly sad and lonely person
>>692216009
>oi u cheeky wanker
every fucking time
>>692227085
For doing his job?
