What if I told you, we all have a piece of Chet within us
i think i need an operation to get that removed
It's not biological. It's in your vert soul
No booty shaking. It is highly inappropriate.
i want to die
i'll just shake my booty elsewhere for someone who appreciates it.
>All anons are Chet
I have the best one, though.
Go on, git'.
I am the only one really so that's not saying much.
Take the compliment, faggot.
I'll take you, faggot.
Maybe someone else is pretending to be an anon too.
would be nice if they went by their NAME.
Like an ADULT
I was on my PC doing PC stuff. I don't have namesync on it.
I don't think so. You always spurn my compliments.
Oh I do think so. I will lure you with my cooking and high speed internet.
But the compliments are just lies to make me feel better.
It's perfectly valid since I had important stuff to do while shitposting.
This depends on what you'll be cooking.
I thought you liked all my cooking.
Yes but, what will you be cooking as an especially effective lure?
Did you stomp around in a tantrum?
You know the answer.
No I don't. That's why I'm asking.
Deep down you do.
My desk comes with a chair. You jelly?
something about hospitality
They will say it looks unprofessional and unwelcoming if they are sat down while if they are standing it looks like they are attentive.
I get drawers too. I am going to start putting chocolate in them. Are you more jelly?
I have made a mistake.
I can only see Thomas the Tank Engine.
everything reservations including checkins and checkouts and taking phonecalls
You are a disgrace and you offend me.
Wow, fine then.
Also hi Tay. I've missed you.
CANT WAIT TILL TRUMP DEPORTS YOU STUPID SPICS AND NIGGERS
it's fun when people know what they're getting themselves into and are excited for it
it's an entertainment resort so there's constant musics and live acts on stage by the pool, but a LOT of people will book a room right by it not knowing what kinda gig we are
that gets reallllllly dull
The thumbnail looks like Thomas the Tank Engine.
Snek tidders are not for me.
>I've missed you.
do they just complain about how loud it is
I'm sorry I left the skype group. I just needed a break from this place for a few months.
Hey fat fuck keemstar lookin ass
it's a screenshot of your ass.
"i didn't pay $220.01 a night to listen to this noise all night!"
"i have a baby in the room and he cant sleep!"
"it says nowhere on your website you're an entertainment resort"
meanwhile it's literally in the title of the place..
seems like you should advertise it a little more
although that probably won't change anything
boi got roasted so fuckin hard
nobody was talking to you cunt
I actually forot that group was still here. It doesn't show up in my recent anymore.
how is life
How did you get it!?
life's alright, same as usual. Gonna go visit friends for 4th of July this weekend though, so that'll be nice I guess. What about you?
He's becoming more flamboyant and frankly someone needs to have a word with him about it.
trust me, we advertise the fuck out of that
the reviews that are on rotation on the website are mostly about the entertainment and how good of a party scene we have
it literallys says "FLORIDAS #1 ENTERTAINMENT RESORT" in all capital letters at the home page in large font
i'd show you but doxing
i have my sources
Shut up you candy ass'd poser. You're probably a mexikunt too.
guess they're just idiots
I Actually won that flip and then went on to go all in with 600 and lose it all cause an admin told me he could rig it for me
BREAK THESE CHAINS OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, DON'T YOU KNOW
the course I'm studying is progressing nicely and I'm keeping my assignment results high so I'm very happy about that.
also my indentured manservant is improving his tea-making by the day. life is good.
ty, ty. Ketchup or barbecue?
You should fuck him in the mouth right proper, that'll fix things.
Don't talk about yourself that way, it'd degrading my dude.
lel Moe is a genius tho and gambling is way more fun than playing the actual game
nice gif pham
No no no no. I wear the trousers here.
Reveal your secrets.
i need more information
what is the main dish? what is the side? how is the dish prepared?
M0e is a bit crazy and knows the game incredibly well. And yet after all his scandals he keeps getting away with it lol.
Is he coaching EchoFox now?
And gamble on yourself to win a match.
Dammit I was going to make that joke.
> "No no no no. I wear the trousers here."
Daisy Dukes don't count.
no he doesn't know shit he's an idiot when it comes to the game if you ask me. and no. you mean csgolounge? usually the when the teams that are consistent theres not much prize unless you blow atleast a 100 in betting on them
>tfw listening to keemstar's 50 minute video and enjoying the drama
Beans on toast with butter.
When was the last time you wore trousers during a time we were together.
a lot of people like ketchup on their beans
but i wouldnt put anything on it.
Tay for sure wears the pants
NA CSGO, is incredibly fun to listen about drama tbf.
I enjoy listening to stewie, shroud, and M0e in a game.
It's just constant shit talking like 1.6 majors.
And you should totally bet over a 100, you'll kick your gambling habit faster.
When I get up to leave.
I don't think you understand what the phrase "wears the trousers" means.
*Whispers* You are all little bitches and should go suck a dick. My dick.
I love watching dazed stream for me stewie has a pretty boring personality but I always root for him and c9 I might have gone to cologne if c9 were actually going lmao. I rarely watch streamers tho unless it's tyler1. I have nothing to gamble really except for gifts from friends and for now I can control not to bet those. coinflips seem so rigged against me sometimes
>makes me tea on command
>makes me food on command
> on command
It's called being kind and generous.
TBHF, Tay only wears Dukes, which really aren't pants
How do coin flips work?
I am sure it's programmed for whomever invests more into the pool, looses.
I really don't watch streams either tbh, I'll watch videos of gameplay, aND watch matches on streams, but that's bout it
And I have nothing to gamble with but crates, if that is you can.
I honestly don't know but I've had a guy "predict" them for me if you can it that I went 8/10 and then he dissapeared so theres probably some sort of algorithim.
I'm the invisible man
YOU'RE ON TWO COMPUTER RIGHT NOW??
I'll fuck you raw, don't make me
Who do I have to fuck for life to allow me to go to sleep already?
the coinflips on csgo lotto don't allow you to outbet other people on coinflips you have to match their bet or they match yours if you create one within a certain range if you're a dollar or a couple cents over theirs you get maybe a 1% 2% at most over the other person but that doesn't really matter so it varied whether i bet over or under them it doesn't really matter you either bet t or ct and he told me which side to bet on
i'm so bamboozled
you wouldnt dare
Seriously though who are you.
Can Casa Del Demos have a brothel built into the basement?
most of the money I have ever lost on steam is from scammers and me being an idiot a couple years ago first time I got scammed I was like 10 and some australian cunt took 5 tf2 buds from me which was worth like 30 something keys back then lel
Casa del Demos already looks like a brothel because of those garish pink lights.
Please, call me Mr Chetkowski.
btw I've only ever been scammed by australians so I never trade with australians and I meant the buds were worth 30 keys EACH
Fuck, I knew you were stupid, but I didnt think you were a moron.
casa del demos is a premier 5 star resort
Nigger you don't even know how I got scammed and i was not as experienced back then fuck you
I won't be able to vote
honestly the 1% doesn't even matter if you ask me it's just there and even if the website did take into account the 1% it's still pretty much a 50/50 but I think the bets are already preditermined depending on which side you bet on at what time based on what that one guy told me
The only way you could be scammed if you are actually a moron. Good job listening to your jew instincts thinking you were going to get shit from people.
Seems pretty well deserved what you got.
Oh sorry for trusting someone for once, I was like 10 nigger I have never done anything like that after
pls do not threaten me i am sensetive
Someone one day is going to slap you like the bitch that you are because clearly the pansy of a father that you have has yet to. Now go away, child.
lel nigger I've had multiple sets of parents idgaf
are you just butthurt cause I told you to fuck off earlier? or on your period? usually you're not like this, woman
Sounds like your mother rides a cock carousel.
these are unwanted mouth punches
nigger looks like you can't read I said sets I don't even know who my biological ones were.
already did fuccboi
I have some, to lazy to send ALL of it to my phone
what kind of dumb nigger puts cranberries in a salad stop posting ugly people and maybe id aknowledge you retard
exactly sometimes tangerines are good but fruit fucking ruins the taste sometimes for me I hate it literally shit tier if you put raisins or cranberries or any of that shit in your salad now i have to make sure I don't eat these fuckin cranberries
well that's a boring filename...
Are you saying you were adopted several times because the new parents didnt want you? You must be sporting a few extra chromosomes.
Which one of you have a shit ton of images of that white cat sitting at a table?
this is true
I'm MAGA only in name. It's Julian you're after.
just shutup or he'll start spamming again
Wonder who else is around...
No, Badj here.
Who am I talking to?