ITT: We're having a morning meeting in the WTC very early morning on the date September 11th, 2001.
Hi Stan! Yeah, finally paid off my mortgage, my new Lambo is getting delivered straight from Italy with my custom one of a kind paint job - ahhh, life is good. Thankfully my vacation starts after today is over. Want a coffee before this meeting starts? Don't worry, it's on me; I won 50 grand last week!
man the view from my new office is awesome! so glad I finally got a desk on one of the upper floors
>>692210496
Thanks for the coffee!congrats on the 50 g's.i really thought about calling in today but I figured once I got here everything would be cool.
>>692210496
>>692210820
glad to see you could both make it, I think we're going to get a lot accomplished in this meeting
Boy I can't wait till this meeting is over at 10 I really want some coffee
Calling in sick today, sorry boys. My boss larry told me to take the day off, rofl crazy old bastard said he'd pay me for the day too! Lool
>>692209893
Did anyone prepare food? Sorry, I'm sort of demanding but I'm sure everyone would appreciate it if I went out and got something for us all!
>>692211253
I brought donuts
>>692209893
A mexican in a sombrero approaches.
Pardon hombres do you need your trash cans emptied?
>>692211253
Yeah dude. I brought some curry the taste is explosive.
>>692211447
Nice, looks like I won't have to go buy something for the whole room. Time to sit down and relax...
so my kid is planning to dress up as a terrorist for halloween. the wife doesn't like it but I don't see a problem, what do you guys think?
>>692211674
That would be awesome. Give them a box cutter to go with it
>>692211674
Lol that's cute. What do you mean by terrorist? Lol sounds scary xD
*Checks his watch*
"Hm, 8:41 A.M., almost out of this meeting. Haha hope nothing bad happens in the next 5 minutes."
I feel safe since nothing can melt steel beams not even jetfuel.
>>692211674
Sounds really scarrryyyy...any specifics in mind?
>>692211912
Strongest building in the world.
I love America!
What floor are we meeting on again?
>>692211850
oh you know, like a guy who hijacks planes and shit
>>692211821
hey good idea
>>692211953
well he said he might put a dish towel on his head like a turban
>>692211881
Haha, yeah, like the boss saying he forgot to boot up his HR statistics presentation....oh god.
Just a quick reminder that anyone remaining of the Jewish persuasion should be evacuating... ahem, I mean, leaving for "religious" reasons. Shalom!
>>692212036
84th, I know, the email was confusing to me too.
>>692209893
What's that ticking noise? Anyone else hear it?
And why are all the jews off work?
man I hope I can find an excuse to get out of that planning meeting at 10
>>692212118
>be me
>Christian American
>grew up in the rolling hills of my father's farm
Special holiday I don't know about?
damn i didn't really think about how high we're up in this building
>Let's just have a coff-
>>692212198
The clock is getting to your head haha, it happens a lot to me in these meetings. Luckily there are donuts! >>692211447
Have any of you guys ever flown anywhere?
Uhh guys I just got a fax it says it's from Jun 29 2016. All it says is Bush did 9/11 Jetfuel can't melt steel beems.
Any ideas what that means?
>>692212421
HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT
>>692212421
>>692212421
>>692212421
HOLY SHIT GUYS IS EVERYONE OKAY??!?!?
what just happened...
>>692212421
YES! no planning meeting
>>692212341
"Return of the Shoah"
>>692212535
Jeez Brad. Everyone knows the world ends in 2012!
>>692212535
Nobody cares right now we can't see shit!
is it an earthquake
WHY IS THE BUILDING SHAKING?
>>692212421
pce guys, I'm going home
Its ok, its not like its gonna happend again
>>692212698
might be, good idea. At least we will get out of the meeting!
how the fuck did the pilot NOT see the damn WTC ??
Hey boss, sorry I can't make it to the meeting today. My son has the flu. Any chance I can come later? Boss?
Sorry guise, I just dropped a bomb. No one go in the john for a few min... holy shit, I'm on fire
Can't wait until the recently laid internet cables are going to work, guys.
>>692209893
Did you guys know that metal doesn't have to be melted to bend?
Oh, hey, I totally forgot I'm supposed to take my kids to the dentist. Gotta go!
>>692209893
It's strange . . . has anyobe seen Larry Silverstein this morning? He's usually here by now . . .
>>692212698
DAGON IS RISING
>>692212775
good idea, Phillis
this is by far the dumbest piloting error ive ever seen
can we go to little ceasars for lunch?
Just went to the elevator and...
My god what just happened my phone won't dial!
>>692212891
Yeah, what a dumb pilot lmao.
>>692209893
I won the lotto!!! FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES, I QUIT!!!!
Good thing that the buildings wont collaps or anything like that
>>692212990
I'm gonna get a picture of this, my 4 year old son won't believe how silly this is! He says he wants to be a pilot and take me places when he is older...how cute, already a gentleman. I'll just have to see if he stays growing up that way! Without me there he might lose that charm.
oh my god, sure hope BOTH of these towers don't crumble completely to the ground without any form of resistance...
>>692212842
Yea, bro, they literally ripped half of the building off for this.
Can't wait to use them.
everybody calm down, I'll call 911 and they'll send somebody up to us
>>692213038
damnnnnnn lucky bastard
>>692213251
that's a strange number....isn't that today's date? How are "they" going to send shit after us?
*call in*
Sorry, going to be late today. I know you were all counting on me to be there at 6am but my flight from Alaska was canceled for some reason.
any one want to have breakfast with me at the windows on the world this morning?
Is something burning?
>>692213442
Fuckers are always so annoying for no reason at all.
EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRI-
Ah, good. I just took out a HUGE insurance policy on WTC building #7, that's located nearby, in the event of any terrorist attacks. But that's irrelevant, because we're talking about WTC #1 and #2 here, so why did I even mention WTC #7 or bring up the insurance policy lol idunno?
I guess I'm just VERY SMART and always prepared for the future.
>>692209893
Hi, this is Jeff Goldstein. I'm running late for the meeting; my car broke down and I'm waiting for the tow truck.
(conversation between two tables)
- So, brother Fareed, what Mohammad is up to these days? I gave him a call this morning and he didn't reply...
- Worry not Hussain, he is on holiday, last time we talked he went to the airport
>>692213419
yeah it is odd, isn't it? well I'm sure they'll find a way to get us out of this, that's what the fire department gets paid for, right?
>>692213580
>Boss here
Sorry guys, I think it was a minor earthquake, no harm more than that. Let's continue now...
>>692210496
Go ahead and start the meeting without me. I'm going to go out for donuts. I'm not from the future or anything.
Does anyone of you guys know how much jet fuel it takes to melt a steel beam? My kids science teacher posed this question and I've been trying to help him figure it out.
>>692212421
Haha, fucking suckers working in the north tower
I always knew the #southtowerlife would pay off
>>692213675
some ruckus over here with an earthquake!
>>692213707
hey did you hear that loud bang?
Who clogged the toilet?
Was it you Mustafa?
Umm I work in WTC7, there must be some mistake.
>>692213818
We have donuts here, idiot. Don't be skipping work!
Sorry I'm late guys, had to drop my wife off at the airport, she's flying to LA for the week. I can't wait to spend the week with Jill from accounting! ;)
>>692213849
using hashtag in 2001
breaking immersion like that... What a faggot.
>>692213887
yes sorry, you could say my diarrhea was...
...explosive
OH SHIT THERE'S A SECOND PLANE
The fuck?
>>692213869
Yeah, hey boss!
That didn't sound like an earthquake though, maybe we should check it out from all this discussion about pilots...
>>692213976
also using pepes, completely ruined comment.
>>692214069
hey wait aren't we having breakfast at the windows of the world?
I'm getting really tired of your shit Mustafa
Wish I was Jewish, bro, haha.
Half the staff took a day off today, I heard they're celebrating Hanukkah or something.
Anyone seen the boss? It's REALLY unlike him to miss work, I hope he's ok!
>>692213996
dude maybe you should take a step back...
>>692213818
I meant bagel, I'm goying out for bagels
>>692214195
I was going to but then I decided that since I've been skipping a lot of meetings lately, I should probably attend this one.
>>692214303
That is a big sandwhich
>>692209893
I gotta run outside for a smoke dudes, I'll be back in 15...
>>692214235
i think the boss is at the Windows of the world cafe
Well, it's a good thing I took that job at the Pentagon. I gotta tell ya, sure glad that I got an office in the west side. Got a desk right by the window and all! God bless Americ-
>>692209893
Fuck, the building's collapsing and I'm still a virgin. Anyone want to sex?
Well fuck this, I'm shitting in my chair n jackin it to cp, actually scratch that, RAPE ALL THE WYMINZ
Lol u guys worried about the plane crash. Were not gettin out of here so y'all bout to get raped.
Not dyin a virgin, soz
>>692214260
Oh, I'm so glad for you! I hope you have a great time. So sad I couldn't go with you...Actually, would you mind me going out with you? The meeting is over soon and I might be able to make it to you in time to be able to hang out or something with bagels ;)
>>692214303
Kats' deli?
>>692214303
nice lunch man...I approve.
HOLY SHIT 2ND TOWER JUST HIT
DAMMIT WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER AIRPLANE... THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST DAY WORKING IN THIS OFFICE!
>>692209893
ay wtf is that plain doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit mother fucking god what fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!@¤&#¤%€£$
>>692214377
sounds good. I wouldn't mind a puff
>>692214379
No wonder the meeting isn't holding up so well
>>692214626
I never say no to a little company man
>>692214493
MEMEMEMEME
>>692214574
Thank fuck I'm in WTC building #7!
>>692209893
You guys! My wife is pregnant! I'm gonna be a dad!!!
How bout that insurance the boss filed on these buildings? Paranoid I guess
>>692214377
Fuck it dude, what are they gonna do, write us up? I'm gonna catch me a little buzz before this whole shit house goes up in flames.
>>692214620
fuck this "pulls out my gun" start shooting everyone
OMG OMG OMG OMG my children
I gotta get out
Oh god please help me
I gotta get out of here
It's hot
My children
My wife
I gotta get out
My clothes is catching fire
Help me some one
Please my children
Help me
Someone
I can't feel my face
What's wrong with my face
The flames
Please god please help me please
Please someone
What's going on
Someone please
The jet fuel appears to be melting the steel beams.
HELLO HELLO IM STUCK ON THE 110 FLOOR THE ROOM IS FILLIN WITH SMOKE WE CANT BREATHE CAN WE BREAK A WINDOW?
I can't see shit. Goodbye guys. It was nice knowing you.
>>692209893
Phone call: "Hi boss, I'm calling to say that I am not going to attend work today. I feel like I need to take a day off because I have a strange feeling something bad might happen to me. I have no idea what that would be, but I don't need to find out."
>>692214931
Chill breh. The fire service will be here in no time at all.
>>692214830
spiderman taking over WTC #1 & #2?
>>692214799
I fucking hate it when people do that
>>692214829
stop being paranoid. Anyways, lets go back to investigating where that 2.3trillion dollars Mr. Rumsfeld anounced he lost yesterday, september 10th
911? 911? CAN WE BREAK A WINDOW I AM IN THE WINDOWS OF THE WORLD CAFE WE CANT BREATHE PEOPLE ARE DYING WHAT DO WE DO!
Allahu Akbar
>mfw 90% of this thread is people who were toddlers when this happened
>>692209893
EVERYBODY!!! There are 2 Boeing 767 planes that are about to hit us! Terrorists hijacked it EVACUATE NOW!!! GEORGE BUSH IS TELLING A STORY ABOUT GOATS TO CHILDREN RIGHT NOW SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT
Too bad we weren't there for something actually interesting, my homies and I over here >>692214784 >>692214918
are chilling.
>>692214931
Did you diall 911?
>>692215265
nah I was working night shift in a factory. daytime tv is boring as fuck so I came home and went to bed. had no idea anything happened til I went to work that night.
YOLO
>>692215490
CALL OBAMA CALL BUSH
Damn it kevin turn of your heater it's humming through the walls its hard to write my will out with this LOUD humming noi--
>>692215293
pfft get a load of this faggot, nobody's gonna fall for that
>>692215220
have a smoke...haha...no need for a cig anymore gang.
We got it all lit up in here
IM JUMPING IM JUMPING I CANT TAKE THIS ANY MORE
who is shit posting?
Thank god I filed for insurance that protects against terrorism a few months before this happened
2 planes?
That means I get double!
>>692209893
I'm really gonna fuck with you.
My boss and I really DID have a meeting there on the 11th. At 2pm.
My boss was a cabinetry designer and we were to show several designs for a "Trading Booth" for stock traders to use. Just imagine a standing desk with lots of room for electronics and power connections.
If he'd gotten that contract it would have made him a rich man. Instead, we watched the whole thing from a hotel window and drove home to Ohio that night.
>>692215686
don't give them attention, that is what they want. pretend that they are not shitposting
>>692215741
Gr8b8m8
>>692215768
WATCH OUT LADS! HERE I COME
I can't I...erm...have a doctor's appointment
>>692214931
Don't worry man, it will all be fine. Your wife and children are safe at home.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO PARACHUTES???
>>692215713
More wrinkles than the $100 bills in his wallet
>>692215837
No bait, dead serious.
>>692215853
haha topkek
>>692215457
Fuck it yo, we're already out here, let's go get a bagel and a cup of coffee from the good place 6 blocks away. It's not like we'd be any use in the meeting anyway
>>692215741
well shit
>>692209893
I hated my last job working at lowes.. so glad i can get a fresh start at the world trade center my dad got me the job..im starting off great for a 20 year old my friends are so jealous
>>692215265
no difference hearing about it the next morning.
>>692215713
Don't you think they need to fix plane safety? Seems so easy to hijack these days, haha.
>>692215602
I HAVE GOT A BOMB!! I HAVE A BOMB SETUP AROUND THE WHOLE FLOOR OF THIS BUILDING AND WILL DETONATE IT IN 5 MINUTES, FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, PRAISE ALLAH ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>692214173
You got me, fellas; I'm from the future
And you all gotta get out of here! This tower's going down, baby!
>>692215768
Si
>>692209893
nice tits mom, off to the wtc
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
Aww, I love flying.
All of these poorfags who have to travel by car, haha.
But anyways, just getting a nap now.
Gotta be relaxed for our meeting in DC.
OH SHT PEOPLE ARE JUMPING OH SHIT
>>692214808
I'm in too, seems like there is no other plane coming, I think we should just stay there, we're safe and the building is ok
Let's turn on this radio I brought. Maybe it will help us stay calm.
*click*
"And now the debut single from a band you have likely never heard before, here's Nickelback with-" NEVER MIND
This is just plane wrong!
>>692215859
Wheres THIS lens snapchat! Have it right there.
1 Puking rainbow
2 Dog face
3 Cats
4 Goyim
>>692215713
>Thank god I filed for insurance that protects against terrorism a few months before this happened
To be fair, the WTC had been attacked by terrorists before 9/11. It doesn't take a prophet to realize that it could happen again.
>>692211912
Lol that was kinda random anon. Man, today is a good day to be alive!
>>692216177
>literally is a jew
>>692216177
Perfect cover story!
So... youre telling me.. if i knock down these buildings... i get oil?
Hey frank, isnt it funny how lil Goerge is the President now? Man we used to bully him all the time, what a dork. Well now that he is the president he can pretty much do whatever he wants. Thank god that was a long time ago, he probably forgot about us
You know what group of people I like? The muslims, they never really do anything but just mind their own business. All around good people.
>>692216311
who, larry silverstein? he is jewish
What is that thung heading toward us...... IS IT SONIC
>>692215602
jokes on them. almost everyone's gonna "fall" for that
>>692216489
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SANIC
>>692216489
its coming sanic fast!
>>692216348
yea they are cool. But if even 12 of them out of 1billion did something to me, i would declare a never ending war on them that slowly strips americans of their freedom under the guise of fighting terror. That war would totally never end either. Thank god they havent done anything ot me though
>>692216348
depends which country they are from.. too many countries connect religion with politics, it doesn't work out well
>>692216321
He also won ownership of the WTC only like three months before 9/11. It's not like he ran the place for years and 'suddenly' decided to buy an extended insurance policy.
>>692215073
heh heh heh oh that Donald Rumsfeld can be quite a tricky one
>>692215055
>>692216611
He and his whole family were supposed to be there just like they were every single day
None of them were
They're renovating for months now ...
Is it okay I brought my extended family with me here. Sorry I didn't want them to get lonely at home!
>>692216779
>He and his whole family were supposed to be there just like they were every single day
That's pretty circumstantial, and I doubt that his 'entire family' was at the WTC every day for the three months that he owned it. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong though.
>>692215741
Eh, I was getting ready to fire this incompetent fuckup. I'm not a monster, saved it for the 12th.
Guys I toke the pope to the meeting with us is that ok?
>>692217121
Used to have breakfast everyday at a restaurant near the top floor
I want to believe
Is it fine that I brought millions of babies to todays meeting.
>>692217185
of course dude! the Pope is hella rad mulatto he can ranch it with us on the nollie farm anytime
Man, I just spent all this morning cleaning the last window. My hands Fucking hurt. I wish... I don't know, a plane would fly right into me right now. Hate this job...
>>692216116
Carlos! THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR A JOKE, I'M ON FIRE.... FUCK I'M ON FIRE AHAHAGHDAJKHADIGDFHA
Wow the Giants really blew one last night
has any one seen Michael Jackson yet he is supposed to be here?
>>692217509
That's odly specific. Just go jump of the roof
>>692217379
>Used to have breakfast everyday at a restaurant near the top floor
Again, I seriously doubt it. A busy NYC businessman isn't going to haul his entire family up an entire skyscraper to eat breakfast every day.
>>692216870
Went back to the office yesterday at 9 p.m. and they were still working.
These guys are busy as a beaver.
Wow. What a beautiful Tuesday morning. I think I'm going to call in sick today, because I feel like just going down to Central Park and relaxing. The guys on the 98th floor in building 1 are probably going to be fine without me. It's not like the building is going to explode if I'm gone for one fucking day, right?
Ehh.. I'd better go. My boss has been on my ass lately.
>>692217883
you're fucking late you fucking faggot.
north tower already exploded
Everyone I'm so happy I'm having a child and my wife won the lottery
l'm going to tell Jane l love her tonight, we've been friends since childhood and it's time... *calls jane* Hello Jane, l just wanted to tell you.... praise allah allahu ahkbur , BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>692217883
Tuesday? Shit, its my day off! See you niggers Thursday! Tyrone OUT.
>>692213646
Photoshopped
>>692218041
Ha, the lottery? And you still came in today?
I'd immediately quit if I won the lottery.
>>692217616
You're smoking hot!
>>692217775
I think he says it in a condolences video
Guys
I had a vision of the future
We all had died
And a black dude was president
No work at the office today, hehe.
>>692218642
>I think he says it in a condolences video
This seems to be a contradiction for me. If you're implying that he set up the whole attack as some kind of massive insurance scam, then why would he incriminate himself on tape? I refuse to believe that a person smart enough to organize an incredibly convoluted and impossible conspiracy would slip up like that.
>>692218926
can we get this guy a tin foil hat?
>>692209893
OH MY GOD THERES AN AIRPLANE FLYING INTO TH-
Guy's. Please, please tell my daughter I love her. She's the sweetest little thing. My wife just died of aggressive cancer two weeks ago. She's going to be an orphan. I'm pinned against a wall and I'm slowly dying from crushed organs, smoke inhalation, severe bleeding and I'm literally about to be burned alive. All I ever wanted was to see my little girl grow old, get a job and have a family. Let her know I'll always love her and that I'm going to see her mother and that one day we will all meet again and be together for eternity. Please, it would mean the world to me. I can see another plane approaching, this is my last final moments on this Earth. Goodbye everyone.
Strange, where are all the renovation workers today?
>>692220178
Damn dude, that was pretty dark, even for 4chan.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? I don't know but it's heading right for us
Let this be a lesson to ya all, next time the pres is reading a story about goats to children.... something massive is about to go down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWCvzduYZg
>>692209893
Demo teams in place?
remember act like victims when we vacate the lobby
>>692220931
prayers to the bravemen footwerkin' for the north tower
>>692220178
fuck
/thread
>>692220931
Doin' what they do best
Back to work guys, it was just a Cessna.
The firefighters will put this out in a minute.
We can't lose a full business day for su-
>>692220178
What a whiner
Hey guys... You ever wondered what combustible fluid it would take melt steel beams?
>>692221441
"Hey guys look! The faggots on North Tower just got creamed. Hey Jim!? Come look at this, those queers just go - OH FU --"
>>692220178
>no memes
stop being a faggot and be more funny
kek
>>692220178
Adios there, fella
Fuck, I knew jacking off on the 68th floor was a terrible idea!
>>692222110
Stop being a.....oh, summerfag. great
Hm, strange, doesn't look like LAX to me.
>>692209893
**SPOILER ALERT**
>>692222461
When do you think we'll hit 700000000
No one died on 9/11, the towers were empty for most of their life. They were built with a busy subway station below and resturant high up to give the appearance of lots of foot traffic. There were no planes, they were progressively edited into footage and photos and slowly trickled to the media. The only live footage of the planes impacting the towers are filled with errors and poor quality footage. There is no footage of a single of the tens of thousands of alleged WTC workers evacuating. They were demolished after a corden was setup to ensure no Americans were killed. The footage of people falling and waving from the towers is also full of errors and inconsistencies, so of the bodies appear to fall 20+ meters horizontally away from the tower. It's all a big emotion psyop designed to facilitate an obstacle free military movement into the middle east and introducing laws to stop people questioning them in the future. Anti privacy and counter terrorism laws aren't to stop Muslim extremists, they're to stop citizens of the United States from speaking out against covert operations designed to brainwash the country and the world.
>>692222859
>>692209893
15 years of friendzoned, I'm actually going to marry her tomorrow!!! I can't wait to see her face
>>692220178
Deep
>>692222859
I think youve watched one too many conspiracy videos m8.
xd
>>692209893
Fuck Tuesdays, fuck my shitty ass phone, fuck the fact that I turn off my alarms in my sleep.
Why do I have so many missed calls? Oh.
>>692223182
Him. No.. yes! That one. Hit him first!
>>692223182
15 years being a beta and she'll marry you now that she's been used? Nah fam, your life would be better if you died today somehow
>>692211674
What is a terrorist ?
>>692209893
What do you mean there's no smoking room?
*sigh... Going down....
> Call in fuck-it
> Flog it to child models all morning
> See the news
> "See you fuckers!"
> Celebrate funemployment, get drinks and chicks from my harrowing 9/11 story for years.
Why is this faggot cicrling around lower Manhattan for half an hour now?
I thought this was a no-fly zone.
Ach ... whatever.
Let's get a coffee.
