ITT: We're having a morning meeting in the WTC very early morning on the date September 11th, 2001.
Hi Stan! Yeah, finally paid off my mortgage, my new Lambo is getting delivered straight from Italy with my custom one of a kind paint job - ahhh, life is good. Thankfully my vacation starts after today is over. Want a coffee before this meeting starts? Don't worry, it's on me; I won 50 grand last week!
Just a quick reminder that anyone remaining of the Jewish persuasion should be evacuating... ahem, I mean, leaving for "religious" reasons. Shalom!
damn i didn't really think about how high we're up in this building
Can't wait until the recently laid internet cables are going to work, guys.
Did you guys know that metal doesn't have to be melted to bend?
Oh, hey, I totally forgot I'm supposed to take my kids to the dentist. Gotta go!
Just went to the elevator and...
I won the lotto!!! FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES, I QUIT!!!!
I'm gonna get a picture of this, my 4 year old son won't believe how silly this is! He says he wants to be a pilot and take me places when he is older...how cute, already a gentleman. I'll just have to see if he stays growing up that way! Without me there he might lose that charm.
Yea, bro, they literally ripped half of the building off for this.
Can't wait to use them.
EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRI-
Ah, good. I just took out a HUGE insurance policy on WTC building #7, that's located nearby, in the event of any terrorist attacks. But that's irrelevant, because we're talking about WTC #1 and #2 here, so why did I even mention WTC #7 or bring up the insurance policy lol idunno?
I guess I'm just VERY SMART and always prepared for the future.
(conversation between two tables)
- So, brother Fareed, what Mohammad is up to these days? I gave him a call this morning and he didn't reply...
- Worry not Hussain, he is on holiday, last time we talked he went to the airport
Haha, fucking suckers working in the north tower
I always knew the #southtowerlife would pay off
Wish I was Jewish, bro, haha.
Half the staff took a day off today, I heard they're celebrating Hanukkah or something.
Well fuck this, I'm shitting in my chair n jackin it to cp, actually scratch that, RAPE ALL THE WYMINZ
Lol u guys worried about the plane crash. Were not gettin out of here so y'all bout to get raped.
Not dyin a virgin, soz
Oh, I'm so glad for you! I hope you have a great time. So sad I couldn't go with you...Actually, would you mind me going out with you? The meeting is over soon and I might be able to make it to you in time to be able to hang out or something with bagels ;)
Fuck it dude, what are they gonna do, write us up? I'm gonna catch me a little buzz before this whole shit house goes up in flames.
OMG OMG OMG OMG my children
I gotta get out
Oh god please help me
I gotta get out of here
I gotta get out
My clothes is catching fire
Help me some one
Please my children
I can't feel my face
What's wrong with my face
Please god please help me please
What's going on
Phone call: "Hi boss, I'm calling to say that I am not going to attend work today. I feel like I need to take a day off because I have a strange feeling something bad might happen to me. I have no idea what that would be, but I don't need to find out."
>mfw 90% of this thread is people who were toddlers when this happened
EVERYBODY!!! There are 2 Boeing 767 planes that are about to hit us! Terrorists hijacked it EVACUATE NOW!!! GEORGE BUSH IS TELLING A STORY ABOUT GOATS TO CHILDREN RIGHT NOW SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT
Thank god I filed for insurance that protects against terrorism a few months before this happened
That means I get double!
I'm really gonna fuck with you.
My boss and I really DID have a meeting there on the 11th. At 2pm.
My boss was a cabinetry designer and we were to show several designs for a "Trading Booth" for stock traders to use. Just imagine a standing desk with lots of room for electronics and power connections.
If he'd gotten that contract it would have made him a rich man. Instead, we watched the whole thing from a hotel window and drove home to Ohio that night.
I hated my last job working at lowes.. so glad i can get a fresh start at the world trade center my dad got me the job..im starting off great for a 20 year old my friends are so jealous
You got me, fellas; I'm from the future
And you all gotta get out of here! This tower's going down, baby!
Aww, I love flying.
All of these poorfags who have to travel by car, haha.
But anyways, just getting a nap now.
Gotta be relaxed for our meeting in DC.
>Thank god I filed for insurance that protects against terrorism a few months before this happened
To be fair, the WTC had been attacked by terrorists before 9/11. It doesn't take a prophet to realize that it could happen again.
So... youre telling me.. if i knock down these buildings... i get oil?
Hey frank, isnt it funny how lil Goerge is the President now? Man we used to bully him all the time, what a dork. Well now that he is the president he can pretty much do whatever he wants. Thank god that was a long time ago, he probably forgot about us
What is that thung heading toward us...... IS IT SONIC
yea they are cool. But if even 12 of them out of 1billion did something to me, i would declare a never ending war on them that slowly strips americans of their freedom under the guise of fighting terror. That war would totally never end either. Thank god they havent done anything ot me though
Is it okay I brought my extended family with me here. Sorry I didn't want them to get lonely at home!
>He and his whole family were supposed to be there just like they were every single day
That's pretty circumstantial, and I doubt that his 'entire family' was at the WTC every day for the three months that he owned it. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong though.
>Used to have breakfast everyday at a restaurant near the top floor
Again, I seriously doubt it. A busy NYC businessman isn't going to haul his entire family up an entire skyscraper to eat breakfast every day.
Went back to the office yesterday at 9 p.m. and they were still working.
These guys are busy as a beaver.
Wow. What a beautiful Tuesday morning. I think I'm going to call in sick today, because I feel like just going down to Central Park and relaxing. The guys on the 98th floor in building 1 are probably going to be fine without me. It's not like the building is going to explode if I'm gone for one fucking day, right?
Ehh.. I'd better go. My boss has been on my ass lately.
Everyone I'm so happy I'm having a child and my wife won the lottery
l'm going to tell Jane l love her tonight, we've been friends since childhood and it's time... *calls jane* Hello Jane, l just wanted to tell you.... praise allah allahu ahkbur , BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>I think he says it in a condolences video
This seems to be a contradiction for me. If you're implying that he set up the whole attack as some kind of massive insurance scam, then why would he incriminate himself on tape? I refuse to believe that a person smart enough to organize an incredibly convoluted and impossible conspiracy would slip up like that.
Guy's. Please, please tell my daughter I love her. She's the sweetest little thing. My wife just died of aggressive cancer two weeks ago. She's going to be an orphan. I'm pinned against a wall and I'm slowly dying from crushed organs, smoke inhalation, severe bleeding and I'm literally about to be burned alive. All I ever wanted was to see my little girl grow old, get a job and have a family. Let her know I'll always love her and that I'm going to see her mother and that one day we will all meet again and be together for eternity. Please, it would mean the world to me. I can see another plane approaching, this is my last final moments on this Earth. Goodbye everyone.
Strange, where are all the renovation workers today?
Back to work guys, it was just a Cessna.
The firefighters will put this out in a minute.
We can't lose a full business day for su-
No one died on 9/11, the towers were empty for most of their life. They were built with a busy subway station below and resturant high up to give the appearance of lots of foot traffic. There were no planes, they were progressively edited into footage and photos and slowly trickled to the media. The only live footage of the planes impacting the towers are filled with errors and poor quality footage. There is no footage of a single of the tens of thousands of alleged WTC workers evacuating. They were demolished after a corden was setup to ensure no Americans were killed. The footage of people falling and waving from the towers is also full of errors and inconsistencies, so of the bodies appear to fall 20+ meters horizontally away from the tower. It's all a big emotion psyop designed to facilitate an obstacle free military movement into the middle east and introducing laws to stop people questioning them in the future. Anti privacy and counter terrorism laws aren't to stop Muslim extremists, they're to stop citizens of the United States from speaking out against covert operations designed to brainwash the country and the world.
Him. No.. yes! That one. Hit him first!
> Call in fuck-it
> Flog it to child models all morning
> See the news
> "See you fuckers!"
> Celebrate funemployment, get drinks and chicks from my harrowing 9/11 story for years.
Why is this faggot cicrling around lower Manhattan for half an hour now?
I thought this was a no-fly zone.
Ach ... whatever.
Let's get a coffee.