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Trips decide. It's stuck this glue trap thingy. Can't do space program sadly.
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>>692178298
leave it be
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>>692178298
free it you stupid fuck
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>>692178408
roll
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>>692178298
Run it over with your car if you have one.
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acid
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microwave
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Free it
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>>692178298
drown it
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>>692178436
Impossible. The glue is so strong it will rip the skin off. Been there done that. Anyways throw it in someones open car window as you go by them
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>>692178298
drown it in water, film it
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>>692178436
I can't free it. This glue is FCKING crazy. And the last one I caught bite me like crazy when I tried freeing it.
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Snippy returns
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Eat it
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Stick it up pooper
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shit on it
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How are glue trapes still a thing? At least with a regular mouse trap it kills them pretty quick. They would just starve to death on a glue trap.
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Help that lil nigga out. It's good for you.
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pour vegetable oil on him and he'll come off
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>>692178720
Reroll
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cut it in half
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Put a sharpie in its pooper then put the mouse in your ass
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end his life painlessly
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inject with powerade
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>>692178298
eat him
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>>692178856
Rolling
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Pour gasoline around it and light it up all with the isis execution music
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free it
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hammer time
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In pooper
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>>692178298
Use a real mouse trap to break his neck
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>>692178856
Mega roll
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i order you to let it go
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>>692178298
Gas it (bleach + ammonia) then complete the Jew antidote by turning it to ashes.
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>>692178298
Cum on it
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>>692178408
rawling
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ure sick op
but u should let it in ur ass if trips
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poke his eyes out
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pour oil to free it then keep it as a pet and name it Buster
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>>692178942
ROLL
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>>692178878
rolling for this
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isis beheading
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surround it with food just out of reach
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>>692179030
agree
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>>692178942
Rolling
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Cum in its face then put it in your ass
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Olive oil will free them.

I'd gladly suggest to oil it up and burn it.
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attach to match box car then let go down biggest hill in your town
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>>692179038
Does oil actually help? I may try
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Stick in pooper
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>>692178996
So fucking close
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if its unhurt set him free, if not let him run around on ur body ranked idk suck his tiny mouse dick
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>>692179103
Roll
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Cut ears off and force feed the little gray fuck his own ears.
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>>692178710
>>692178691
Use a solvent
Free him
Than space man him
Go buy a model rocket
And send that nigger to space
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Stab to death violently and post pics
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>>692179011
WINRAR
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Rolling for eat it
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end his life with out pain
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microwave it
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Put it in someone's mailbox
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let it bite through your jugular
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Why even using that fkin glue trap, wtf
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put a shitton more glue on its nose.
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>>692178878

roll
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cut it's ears off
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>>692179151
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE NIGGER

>>692179147
ROLOLOLO
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>>692178298
help him get free without harm and let him go in a safe area, alive and with food
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Take a shit on it
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Analligus for the bunny!
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Stick in deep insideeee
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Find a way to soften the glue and do your best so it can't atleast walk and let it go outside
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>>692179030
roll
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>>692179272
Reroll
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>>692179251
reroll
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>>692179221
rerolling
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Cut its tail, stick it in it's pooper, slit it's throat
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Keep it as a pet. Name him Jeanbry
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Use vegetable oil to free it.
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>>692178298
Poor thing, dip the trap in some water outside with a bucket so the glue can come off. When it can finally get off, release it into the wild.
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>>692178878

rawl
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cut him out of it carefully
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>>692179303
Reroll
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>>692179198
>trips
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>>692179334
off by 1
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>>692179147
Rolling
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>>692179313
rereroll
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>>692179183
His mouth is in the sticky stuff
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Freeze it and use it as a ice cube
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>>692178298
Blow a loads on it.. Allow the cum to sustain it, and coat it.
Keep it alive with jizz and minor nutrients until its completely coated and crusty.
Then donate it to goodwill.
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behead it
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>>692179303
Make sure you let it go far away from your home because it will come back if not.
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Cut it in half faggot, then post the video.
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>>692179409
ditto
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>>692179334
>>692179221
Haha
Kys fam
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>>692179221
rawlling
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>>692179444
Winnar
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>>692179444
FUCK
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Eat its head
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>>692179444
winara is you
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>>692179444
WINRAR
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>>692178878
rollll
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>>692179444
winrar
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>>692178298
into freezer it goes
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Beer batter, deep fry, eat
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>>692179444
Winrar faggot
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>>692178298
cut his tail off and force it in his mouth before he dies. If hes still not dead, then ammonia + bleach for him

record video pls
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>>692179334
cursed for all eternity, off by one twice.

Also, bite its head off.
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>>692179475
stfu summerfag
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Attach bungee cords to both sides, wind it up and spin it at a high velocity
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stick it up your pooper
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>>692179366
How would I do this just pour it? Op here and might do this
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Give it some cheese and set it free.
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>>692179444
winrar
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>>692179444
Fuck you!
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>>692179444
Fucking white nights
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>>692178298
Just kill it painless
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>>692179444
Well, fuck
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let it go
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>>692178942
Rolling
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microwave it
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fry him in a skillit
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>>692179221
t rolll
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Rub it against a cheese grater
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>>692179444
Its a fucking rat wtf god these kids
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>>692178774
Most of the time i see them struggle so much that they rip themselves out if their skin then squirm about getting stuck back in the glue then they starve/bleed to death. It is quite exciting.
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Put it in a bong and smoke that bitch
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mc it
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Practice your acupuncture basics on it
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>>692179221
Snippy version 3 please.
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>>692179612
Cut the glue around the feet out some tape in it mouth so can't bite but can breathe slowly one by one release feet
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>>692179444
OP here how would I release it? All kinds of people said vegetable oil. I'll try it I guess
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>>692179444
We have a winner
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>>692178298
Give it a hat.
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give it a quick and painless death, a soldiers death
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>>692178298
keep it as a pet til it dies of natural causes.
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>>692179444
WINRAR
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>>692178720
This unless it's female.

I want it roasted if it is a female.
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>>692179444
He cant let it go its a glue trap idiots

>>692179572
roll
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>>692179444
fucking nigger faggot
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>>692179848
you have to microwave it first
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>>692178774

I use those Trex black traps. They're cheap, and easier to set than old wire traps. Glue traps are stupid as shit. They don't work, and when tehy do you have a living mouse to dispose of.
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I was going to suggest circumcising it bu we already have a winner...
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>>692179848
I really have no idea. Oil might work or get a little container that will fit the whole square and put like an inch of pretty warm water. Let him soak in that and that could losing up the glue.
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This shit is full of millenials crying eveny for a fucking rat this makes me really sad bunch of retarded gays
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>>692180034
I mean.....your not wrong
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Find a park with a bunch of kids and just frisbee that fucker at them and walk away
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>>692179848
Boil the oil and pour it on him, that will work
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Trips demon here
I say cut the neck let it bleed out
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try releasing it first, but if that doesn't work, put it in a balloon with gasoline and set it on fire
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>>692179848
don't be a faggot
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>>692179848

Drown the fucker already, this is a fucking rodent, a plague.

Or kill it with fire. YOU HAVE to dispose violently of this horror.
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>>692180332
so close to those trips
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>>692178942
Rolling
Allahu Akbar
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>>692180073
His face is stuck too so make sure you make a tiny snorkle
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op just quickly tear him off the trap
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>>692179848
Is it not dead already?? looks like its entire mouth is in the glue
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>>692179755
these kids don't understand the term VERMIN
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>>692179848
Its a rat a plague just kill it painless
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Go to the nearest pond , lake or puddle, and construct a viking funeral pyre. douse it in gasoline and kindling, trap the mouse on it, light her up, and send her out into the lake

trips get
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High altitude bombardment pilot.
(Bomb goes of in plane)
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>>692180442
I know Kek. Not sure how long it's been in there either way I'm trying oil. Then I may burn it.
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Idk cum on it
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>>692179848
KILL IT NAO.

I DEMAND IT
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>>692180510
reroll
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MICROWAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>692180332
reroll
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>>692180376
disregarded because you are a retarded eu drone
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>>692180668
roll for this
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Dude, just hammer it to death.
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>>692180582
fuck the oil just burn it
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Just kill the damn thing already. Stab it through the neck with a knife you don't care about.
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How about you do what the fuck the trips said fucking gay ass op instead of ur own gay shit pussy
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>>692180582
I GOT IT FREE GUYS
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>>692179848
atleast jizz on it
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>>692179848
Use acetone nigger
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>>692180788
yay~!~~~~~~~~
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Shave it, cum on it then bake it
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>>692180788
U have to let it gain some strength feed it clean it up and let it go
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>>692180788
now kill it
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>>692180372
You are a plague m8
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>>692180883
Now
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>>692180788
next trips decides?
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>>692180582

You wasted oil and my time.

BURN IT NOW
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>>692178298
>Can't do space program
Just use enough balloons to make it hover about 8ft in the air. Maybe attach a battery and a fan so it can glide along roads more easily.
Release it on a highway or something.
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>>692180924
Now trips already decided
It's being realeasdd
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>>692180883
What do I feed it
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>>692180788
yaaaay
now let it go
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>>692180788
That is one long ass fucking tail wow

Also yea what the other guy said feed it something before you let it go otherwise it dies anyway.
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>>692180788
keep him as a pet and name him Rand Paul
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>>692180945
>>692178298
Do this, but in the mall. Also, buy around 20 rats for this, and release those in the mall, as well.
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>>692178298
Take good care of your new friend. Give it all your love.

Name is Dogmeat.
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>>692179192
KEK
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Booo. What a waste of time. You should've killed the thing, OP.
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>>692181019

crackers, any kind of grain. ceareal. anything really.
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>>692181019
Tiny bread
Some water
Not much it will find more food
Just so it can have some strength
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>>692181017
but this is fucking boring
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>>692181019

Cheese? maybe throw a cracker in there or something like that.
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>>692180788
Good job bro, wash him with water a little bit now and set him free somewhere outside.
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>>692180788

Kill it dead. Yeassss ?
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>>692181019
EVERYONE Listen. I will get it some strength and then I'll make a new thread later tonight. Which will decide if I burn it alive or not.
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>>692180582
CUM ON IT FIRST!
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>>692180788
I fucking love when we save a creatures live on 4chan :D
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>>692180788
Put it in a mouse trap
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Cum on it. Caress it's back and then lick it twice. If you have any icecream rub some on it's back and lick again.
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>>692181244
Are you fucking serious
Trips already decided to release it you fuck
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>>692180924
Stick it on another glue trap.
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>>692181244
you better not fucking kill it faggot
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>>692181244
time?
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>>692181244
Edgy faggot, trips said you free him you underage pussy.
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>>692179848
http://m.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Live-Mouse-from-a-Sticky-Trap
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>>692179192
Dubs says you do it
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>>692180109
People who are not fucked in the head come in all ages sonny.
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>>692180788
JIZZ ON IT LOL
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>>692181244
nah anon as much as I want to see it burn the trips go it. you gotta let it go. the trips cannot be betrayed!!!! IT HAS SPOKEN!!!
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>>692181244
Procrastinator detected.

If you don't burn it now, you will never.

And it will destroy something, call satan and you will die in your sleep.
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>>692181297
yes fucking do it

>>692181303
fuck off
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>>692181333
NO!
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>>692181333
dammit
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BABY OIL will release him, Ive done it @non
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>>692181244
>>692181375
Maybe like in 5 hours
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>>692180887
>>692180889

so close
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>>692180788
Off to space it goes
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stick ur finger up its ass
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>>692181427
>>692181297
roll
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Leave it outside for the birds of prey
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>>692181017
fucking hate moralfags like you, you make 4chan suck ass.... microwave that bastard and jizz om it GET
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>>692181244
burn that shit
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pretty shitty form of extermination, OP. quick and painless death. not this faggoty "glue".

you should be ashamed. you're subhuman. on par with fag ISIS. might as well throw battery acid in your daughter's face for going to school. you're a worthless piece of shit.
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yummy smoothie
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LOOK OP
TRIPS GET
TRIPS GOT
REALSE THE FUCKING BABY MOUSE
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>>692181244
But use Isis music when filming and scream 'allahu Akbar!'
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>>692180788
OP delivers!
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if 48 u must set free and buy it 20$ block of cheese as meal
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>>692181487
but i have to o to sleep in an hour.
Just cum on the fucking rat before i go to sleep.
post pics.
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Burn it
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>>692181618
Its alive and free now
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>>692181848
GOD HAS SPOKEN!
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>>692181303
fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
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>>692181848
Fuck off script fag
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>>692181848
also piss on it before release
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Keep him, go buy a pet spider and then have them fight
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Free it
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>>692181206
What's your user? Kings Fall tonight?
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>>692181944
edgy teenager edgy teenager edgy teenager edgy teenager
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>>692181244
burn it in front of a mosque
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Shove it up the ass
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>>692181556
Says the pussy petting his cat
On his lap rn
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take a dump on it GET
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trips had spoken bro , free it as far away possible . prob it gone get eat by a snake any way
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Eat it
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>>692181244
You're just adding to the cancer. Leave it be
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>>692181848
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>>692182146
/thread
I hate when op
Draws shit out and doesn't deliver >>692182163
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>>692182112
Cat? I hate all life and I am a twisted psychopath
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>>692180788

Now clean it up (dish soap) and keep it as a pet. Rats are cute.
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Let it the fuck go
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>>692181244
OP is a teenage virgin, you dumb fucking idiot trips sad you let him free so you gotta do it, i would probably rather see it burn but 4chan rules are 4chan rules, if you don't respect them you are a faggot and obviously a newfag.
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>>692182326
Ur 12
And a summerfag
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so many fags in this thread
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>>692182367
Why? why would you fuck 4chan up, normalfaggets
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>>692178710
Vegetable oil should free it off.
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>>692181482

It's already released, faggot. Get with the times.
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>>692178942
Gasoline makes the glue separate from the mouse.
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>>692182326
You're impressing me and everyone else with your edginess
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>>692182431
naah 32 and from another board, atleast i know who i am, ur just a betamale cuck fagget
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Cum on it m8
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>>692181848
see
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microwave it
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Will buy OP any team game under 20 bucks for burning
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>>692182725
Go back to pol fucking sus
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Let him rest a few hours. Clean him, feed him.

Tomorrow go to a decent store and buy him some nice clothes and expensive little sunglasses and start working as his manager until he gets a lead role in a Hollywood movie or dies of natural causes.
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>>692182863
fucking cheater. you can't buy trips.
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>>692178691
I've freed them using warm water. I wouldn't recommend it though, they might bite you while you're trying to free them. Better to come up with creative ways to kill them.
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>>692179848
alchohol or gas is you have to
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>>692183039
Id rather have a steam game of my choice for under 20 then trips lol
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>>692182891
suck my cock, lol shouldn't have said that because you will suck it anyways
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>>692182863
You're paying 20 dollars just to see a rat on the Internet get burned? Fucking kys
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>>692178298
Cum on it, lick the cum off its back and swallow it
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>>692178298
>d
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MAKING NEW YHREAD WHERE I BURN HIM. I KILLED THE FCKER
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>>692183438
Roll
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>>692178298
MICROWAVE IT
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>>692183670
DAMN
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>>692180668
Check demand trips
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>>692183670
fucking degenerate
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>>692183670
uh, that was a dramatic turn of events
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staple it on the neighbour´s door, set it on fire, and ring the doorbell
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>>692183670
Wtf OP
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