Sometimes when I go to take a shower I just sit down on the floor and just let the shower rain down on me, if I'm feeling adventurous sometimes i'll put the drain stopper in and let it fill up a bit. But ill do all my stuff in there like cut my nails brush my teeth floss ect.
In high school i sucked off a black guy in my car in the parking lot.
I got freaked out that he might tell people so the next day I went and told the principle that he forced me to.
He went to juvie, the school got all divided with the blacks saying I made it up and the whites siding with me.
My bf never really believed me and after I started going to a new school, he told me he thought I was lying and dumped me. I told all his friends that he called me a liar and most of them turned on him. A few weeks after he dumped me I started messing with his ex best friend.
I'm married, and I used to have a smoking hot FWB, she had mental issues though. Knew her for years before I started fucking her. She was about 5'2" with firm little titties and a fat ass. Nice pussy, sexy pink asshole.
She was great. First time I fingerbanged her she squirted all over the place. Loved to get her asshole fingered, as do I. She would come over to my office and suck my cock, and massage my prostate for me at least 4 days a week.
One night I got a CL guy to come over (I'm bi) and we both fucked and sucked him for hours. He had a beautiful penis.
One day she flipped out and stopped talking to me out of nowhere. Like I said, she had a lot of mental issues. Institutions, meds, etc. I really miss her, but my wife likes to fuck me with a strapon so I still get that. I wish I could tell my wife I'm bi so I can get some real cock every once in awhile.
>>692172058 Getting him addicted was hard, he already smoked weed so I just gave him some laced shit for awhile, eventually he found the pure stuff himself. I told the GF's friend about how I was worried about him. They had a fight I came in to comfort his now ex with my dick.
I fucked an old lady a few months ago. not sure how old she was, maybe late 60's early 70's (i'm 30). i went to her house to fix her computer and after about 20 minuets she was feeling my cock over my pants and 10 minuets after that sucking me off. then started to pound her old cunt. she was pretty good.
>>692169066 >Trip with school >Whole class bycykling on big empty road >Bus aprothes >Fag of the class riding infront of me talking to the girls >While laughing he slips into the opsite lane >I dont say a word waiting for the bus to hit him >Bus hits him and he flys off the lane while the bycykle knocks me and thouse behind me off.
>He breaks a leg and a few ribs.
I could have yelled at him and saved him. But I kinda wanted to see him explode. Meh. So much for being an edgy teen
I used to fuck my (female) dog in her ass from about 15 to 18. (Half dachshund, too small to get my cock in her pussy.)
At that same time, I was sucking and fucking my younger brother (two years younger), mostly as he slept. He woke up one night as I was trying to sit on his cock and he let me suck him off, which I got to do with him awake perhaps a dozen times. But there were literally hundreds of times I sucked or fucked him and he never woke up.
(Before you ask, I never got in his hole. I'd lube his ass crack with my finger and saliva, mount him, and cum right against his hole.)
I'm married to a woman I love dearly. We have awesome sex, but her libido isn't anywhere near as high as mine. So I have an online submissive with whom I play and relieve some of the tension. She's 20 (I'm 41) and a virgin. I play in a band that's about to start touring, and if I ever make it up her way, she wants me to be her first.
>>692173380 First time it happened it was just me and her drunk (I was staying at there's while I was in America for a few months). I was really panicing the next day. He just came up to me and said 'I know' and I nearly shit myself. Then he laughed and told me they had an open marriage. Just sort of went on from there really. Was fun at the time but shortly after they started having problems and I felt guilty.
>>692171774 not much to say. i was always favorite uncle, i covered up when she started going out, and drinking, dating.... all the shit teens do. so this particular time she got wasted. told her parrents she will sleepover at my place. i confirmed that. her friends drove her over and left her in my bed. i walked them outside and thank them they bring her safe. ask her how was she. she barely speaks. "c'mon drink this, it will make u feel better in the morning" gave her just a tap water with some sleeping pills inside, cuz i knew that's my chance. when i was sure she was outed i used some lube so she don't get sore feeling in the morning, and the hangover and drinking will cover the rest for me, so i did her that night. and my all time fantasy, ever since she hit puberty was fulfilled
>>692173720 Open marriages usually end badly but good on you for getting some, hope it felt good. The only time I've ever felt anything from sex was my best friends girl. I think I may have even loved her in the end.
>>692174031 It was the opposite for me. I just saw it as a bit of fun but my cous started to get really romantic. I guess it was the first time either of them had really had a 'partner' on the side rather than a one night stand so it fucked things up. Oh well.
>>692169066 >Somewhere way way deep down inside hidden and neglected, I still have a minuscule dab of faith in humanity. This hurts each and every single night when I watch the news and see how shitty people are. Sometimes faith in humanity makes me reminisce on how big of a cunt I've been to most of the people I've ever known and wonder if the ones I crushed the worst could ever forgive me.
Trusted feminist girls, got belittled and broken by them because I worshipped the ground they walked on. Encouraged to be gay/kill myself because they told me I wasn't a man and am worthless, loser, ambition-less, etc..
Developed interest in humiliation, sissy, and castration porn (more for the betrayal aspect, girls encouraging me to get castrated/become a girl because they secretly hate men).
Absolutely no chance of living out any of these fucked fantasies (200lbs 6'6" muscled hairy masculine as fuck ogre body type).
Every time I see a pretty girl I get defensive and angry. If I can tell that a girl is attracted to me then they also have emotional issues. Utterly blind to any signs of attraction from emotionally stable women.
Depressed and withdrawn into my hobbies, not into mgtow, not into drugs/alcohol/partying/actually having sex with anyone, not into cuck, not into any other weird fetish. Keep to myself mostly and surf /b/ to feed my addictions.
/b/ has given me a community of twisted individuals to share in our mutual brokeness... Yay?
>>692169066 I'm gay. I'm so fucking gay it hurts. And I hate my disgusting little faggot self. I try to cover it up by being homophobic and dating a bunch of girls. But each relationship always fails miserably because I never get turned on by them, so I end up being the one who breaks up. My family is also very religious and homophobic. Some of my friends are too. So now my little disgusting faggot ass is never going to get the man of my dreams I've always desired. Instead those men are on pornhub I'll be stuck jacking off too in secret for the rest of my fucking life.
>>692172607 There is an old anecdote that went around; pics or it didn't happened. You might have heard of it? Now implement it if you're going to pull these horses shit, ludicrous statements out your ass. Bullshit
>>692169066 dl'ed terabytes of cheese pizza while at the university of houston (central campus) computer labs and left the folder accessible to anyone/everyone on the servers. the 3 years i was there (i transferred in), not a single cop, notice, etc was issued everyday i went in to the lab thinking the busta was going to go all swat on me/everyone in the computer lab. after i graduated i kept an eye out to see something happened. but nothing ever did.
>>692176391 It's awesome. Work out longer and harder. Recover quicker. Muscles grow fast as fuck. It's not fun shoving a 2 inch needle into your muscle and there's side effects but I'm enjoying it overall.
>>692176436 i can hand myself an award for it, i work out to look good, but i do it for myself. I dont believe girls are more likely to fuck guys with big muscles. I want them anyways, but fuckers that use illegal steroids really diminish the sense of pride, and it doesnt help having status quo because im too lazy/busy to healthy/enough food.
I have a 3k photo folder of fb and instagram pics of about every female i know that i find marginally attracted. About evertime a girl i know is in a bathing suite and it ends up on any social media i have it saved.
Also 2k photos of GFs and etc. in other folders for the girls each.
>>692176986 Well you can have the pride of doing it natty. I'm not doing it for the girls, it's just fun to put on muscle. I'm still doing the reps, working out at least 5 days a week and eating 5-6 meals a day. Not like I'm sitting on my ass.
>>692176386 I went to a scumbag motel to meet some tranny bitch prostitute before. Got there and she looked nothing like her pic, she was very manly.
She was supposed to suck me off, but I couldn't get it up, she took that as a sign I was a bottom. So she whipped out her huge cock, intrigued I decided to play it out. She had me lay down and then got in the 69 position. Before I knew it she had the thing down my throat and was fucking my face. After like 30 seconds she was yelling " where do you want me to cum" expecting me to be able to answer her. I tried to push her off but she ended up cumming down my throat. I was dumbfounded. I paid her the 50 bucks and went to leave but there was like a family of kids outside the door and I felt bac=d so i asked if I could hang out for a few.
She was cool with it. We got talking and she was actually a pretty cool dude. We smoked a joint and rank some booze, and before I knew it my pants were down around my ankles bent over and she was licking my ass. I was loving it and she must have taken this for a sign that we could do more. I saw her reach and grab an already open condom, heard her mumble something about not wanting to go get more from the machine. So she put this old condom on and shoved her huge dick in my ass. It hurt like hell. Long story short, the fucking thing broke and she came in my ass.
Thank god the test cam back negative. All I wanted was a bj. I ended up paying 50$ to get throat and ass fucked bare back by an ugly black tranny
>be me >bored but horny >get the idea >try thos diy flesh lights >hmm that pringles one look pretty good >get all the materials >settup ready >LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSDOOTHISSS.jpg >feelsgoodman.png >hurts a little because its too damn tight >wank slowly >gets slowly to climax >wanks faster >it hurts, i want to stop >oh shit i cant stop >wanks sanic speed hurts like hell >cumming.mp4 >still wanking, cum gets everywhere >getting a spasm or something >cumeverywhere.jpg >everything calms down >sit there for 1 minute or so >with a hurting dick and cum everywhere
>>692177411 alt.binaries.(you can use your imagination on this) highlighting the threads/links and ctrl+s then ctrl+d (not sure if these are the correct commands. it's been a while since i've used newsgroups).
>>692177701 also I had a dog when I was maybe 10 years old and I used to beat him when I was young I used to beat lots of kids, I slowly understood that I felt some kind of good feeling doing it, sometimes during the day I have strange thoughts, I fantasize about beating someone who is in front of me, beating him seeing his painful and comfused expression (most of the time the subjects are women, kids or animals) when I have this fantasize I start having facial tic (2-3 times)
I have had sex with two of my step sisters. They don't know that I have fucked the other one. Also having a lovely relationship since 2009, soon marriage, but never told her any of this. This is the first time that I wrote this down.
>>692178676 oh honey, you're so fucking edgy you're gonna fucking hate yourself so much when you realize how cringy you are. Now for real.. you could use some therapy, maybe you find some shit with your mother or something, idk..
>>692178797 Oh please, you aren't going to stop. You felt something different when you pulled the trigger. A new feeling that you can't explain. You have might think it was just feeling good that you carried out justice but it's not. It's fun and the sooner you realise that the sooner you can get real satisfaction. >>692178818 Take a day off and head to a gay bar. Start taking pills and sooner or later you'll get some molly.
>>692178968 Well doesn't everyone kill people because they can justify it somehow, including the government. Why would you even debate me about this. Just one less miserable human beign on the planet, what's the big deal.
>>692178263 Sounds like the ending to my story: >do too much adderall >adderall always makes me horny >whip it out >porn.4chan >one hour of fapping >still not hard >still horny though, god damn speed >two hours in > bathed in sweat >dick as limp as feminine penis >stubborn anyway >three hours >so many webm >dick blistering >rawdogging a semi >orgasm will be so good tho >four hours total >finally get there >gallons of cum >dick fell off >no regrats
>>692169066 I was investigating by the FBI and Dept. of Commerce when I was 17. Shipped an old supercomputer (Cray Y-MP EL) that I had been given as scrap to someone in Canada. Apparently the customs guys in Canada went ape shit and started an investigation for possible ITAR violations. There was even an Interpol bulletin. Everything got straightened out, but scary as shit at the time.
>>692179605 I don't know, we were sort of prepared by a long term semi-long distant relationship and we really love each other, but the horniness is becoming unbearable. Feeling as I do now, I'd even forgive her if she happen to do something, I'd understand in some cases (still quite sure she has been faithful so far).
>>692179778 I don't? You're trying to convince yourself that you're right, not me. Your assumptions are clouding your judgement. Or you can't think further that this, either way I do not care. That's alright, we can't all be intelligent, the world would be a dull place to live in, or wouldn't it?
>>692180165 Probably go south to Atlanta honestly, if I do ever do it. Its easy enough to make an excuse (i leave for weekend long motorcycle rides often). I have not done it because I lack confidence in the area (it would be the first time doing anything other than BJ)
>>692180631 Killers are rarely smart. Good luck with that let us know next time you pull the trigger. Examine why you do it, when you run out of people abusing the system, you'll find someone abusing a person, then an animal and then it won't even matter why. Or you'll be caught first.
>>692180875 let's just say there is a certain DARK place, hidden very DEEP. the foul place where it smells so bad,,,,, almost like..... like ONIONS..... and there is a certain trading place where dude accidentally shared this for some non-celeb jailbait shit
>>692169066 >be allergic to cats >roommates know >roommate gets a cat >roommate goes to work >beat the shit of the cat >let it run and hide >repeat >2 weeks later roommate tells me they had to put the cat down >didn't know what was wrong with it >fuckthatcat.jpg
i cheated on my ex bc she had a really smelly pussy. fucking her became a chore bc id have to suffer thru breathing in her pussy stink everytime, and i refused to eat her out. her pussy smelled like my worst shits do. i brought it up a few times but she didnt get better w her hygiene in that area. she was a 9/10.
My best friend's dad put it in my butt when I was sleeping over once. I've had more anal with him more than reg sex with anyone else. I never cried, it hurt a fucking lot, I hate him but at the same time getting fucked by him almost every time I slept over was the highlight of sleeping over.
>>692182794 I cant do it. I freak the fuck out and dont know what to do or what to say. I'm not very good looking either and it's been so long since I had sex I'm 100% it would end up being awful even if they were down.
>>692182778 I am autistic loner too, but don't underestimate yourself man! You just have to grow some balls, and live your own life, without your mother. Alone. THEN life will give you the women you need
>>692182330 firstly, top notch insult old chap youre making a lot of sense. second i wish it was bs. the relationship wasnt gonna work out ultimately, she was far too retarded, my friends still make fun of me for how dumb she was but she was a smokeshow. just not wifeable material
I wanna rape my girlfriend while she sleeps but shes a light sleeper so I am gonna have to get her drunk or drug her. Problem is she doesn't drink really, like I could just have sex with her but her being asleep would be nice too.
>>692183108 No job. Messed up employment history. Self harm scars on wrists and in thearpy and on meds. Maybe I'll get lucky and meet someone. Most of the time I'm not super depressed about it but it does get me down sometimes.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter but I can't tell my family because they won't accept me for who I am because they're racist homophobic feminphobic assholes who haven't checked their privilege. I want to fuck a helicopter so bad but there is none in my area and if I open up people will think I'm crazy. What do I do?
Pic related it's me people say I'm a gamer grill but I'm not ugh >:(
Be me. Have awesome 8/10 gf. Work with legit 9/10 girl. Kind of a slut, but everyone in the office wants to bang her. She invites me over one night. Sure why not? I fuck her. 2 weeks later, I have genital herpes. Fucking sucks.
>be me, 38 >invited to house party with friend of my older sister >8PM get there >8-9-10/10 girls everywhere >they are something about 25 or less (not under 21) >we listen to some music, playing games, eating the pizza guy >9PM i have a urge need to take a shit >bathroom locked >watdoineedtoshitrightnow.jpg >afraid to knock and ask to be fast... >finaly have an idea... >goes upstairs, searching a place to shit >there was nobody in the bedroom >search if there is something to steal or break for the lulz >Find a dildo that look like a dick horse >Break the tv with that dildo >i fucking lol >almost cant breath >i still havent put out my shit... >i shat in my pant >i can't stop shitting and laughing in the same time >Take out my pant and exchange it with one in the dressroom >Get downstair trying to make no noise >Nobody know i was upstairs >Great, i know can go to the bathroom to clean my dirty ass full of shit >There's some fresh blood from period right in the toilet >whatdoitsmellandtast.jpg >Vomit because it tasted like hell >vomit everywhere in the bathroom >ohshitwhatdo.jpg At this time, there is still nothing to worry about... >open the door and see if there is no one watching >no one, good i leave the bathroom >I go to eat some pizza and a drink >a wild solid 9/10 girl come talk to me >-Hey i think i already saw you somewhere >-Maybe at my work
I work in a carwash station, wathing camera and helping people if needed. Nothing really impressive... >-Oh yes you're right, i washed my car last week so that why your dickhead remind me something >hollyshit, gettingangry.gif >I respond that yeah i have a dickhead but the important thing is that i'm not a bad person. >Yeah that cool to be a nice person I'm what the fuck is wrong with her ? Is she mentaly chalenged or what? >Decide to talk about movie, music >We don't really have the same taste...
>>692183974 >I say i like Talk Talk >-Oh i love Talk Talk too! My fav is Living In Another World >Mine too! She's into 70-80 early 90 like me
>Ask here if she want to drink something better that coke >-Well... Why not ":p" >Wanna come with me, i'm going home taking better drink >Are you trying to get laid She seems serious, like me >Haha, yes >Ok let's go then
I came with my car, interior is totaly fucked up, cig burn everywhere. She's not afraid. Even if this should have tell her i'm a little retarded
>Get home, we directly goes to my bedroom >Instant bonner >she suck very well >We fuck... We finnaly get back to the house party
I changed my pant at home, but totaly forgot to take mine from the bedroom
>Nobody knew we left earlier >We still talking with others >Sister and her friends are talking about their wear >Her friend (the one who host the party) say she want to show some of her new bra and shirt >Remember that my pant is still upstair, full of shit >Try to avoid them to go upstair, talking with her friends >Hey girls wanna come in the pool ? >Man it's cold outside >Yeah but, are you real womens or not ? >What do you mean ? Ok we're coming
I'm fucking saved i can now take my pant back
>Goes upstair >There's noise in the bedroom >imfucked.jpg >Open the door slowly >It's her dog, i'm saved >Take my pant, take a look at the broken tv with a fucking horse dick dildo in
>I fucking laugh, try to find something better to break >I could break the bed, hell yeah good idea >Move a bit the bed... >More dildo, about 10 or 12 >Wtf is wrong with this nymph, she must love big dick >Start comparing my dick with these dildo >Not that very big compared to my dick >I finally dont break the bed, put everything where it was >Still searching for something cool
>Can't find something cool >Hear my sisters friend calling me >Oh right they are in the pool >Going downstair without noise >Get in the pool
the water was very very cold, but her friends where so hot...
>Getting a bonner >One of her friend were watching my dick getting bigger >I can read in her head that she want it right in her mounth >She's talking with all of her friend
I can't understand a word but their all laughing a little
>They start talking about men in general, they can't find the perfect guy >Beta as fuck, say i'm a very good guy
When i was younger, i took candies, cookies and shit to make friends because i was literraly a retarded
>If ya want ladies, i can bring you a very big gift for you >they start laughing again >Touching my dick to make sure they understand that i was talking about my cock >They come closer, and they look like they want to touch it too >Take out my underwear >they come more closer >I'm getting a 4some, best party of my life Fucking diarrhea, just shat in the pool, the water is covered in shit >They start screaming like i did something really bad >Get out of the pool, getting in my car to go home
On the road to home, i get arrested by a cop >-Hello, do you know why i forced you to pull out ? >-Err why are you naked ? Nevermind, leave the vehicle please
What can i say... A guy naked with water mixed with shit on him driving...
>>692184166 >I had a very bad day officer, i was at a party and my diarrhea stike in the pool >-And the only idea you had was to get away naked. Are you kidding me ? >No officer i would not, you know it's pretty hard to admint it... >-Mmm, You're right, you're free to go, but please be carfull on the road, i'll follow you to your house
Great i'm saved. i get home, the officer let me free and left. Taking a bath to remove the shit from me.
>Phone ring. It must be my sisters >-WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT >Hey relax, diarrhea strike when it want you know ? >-STOP THAT NOW. DONT PLAY WITH ME YOU DICKHEAD >Getting bored of her, close the phone
10 minutes later
>Sister knock at the door >-I know everything you made there anon. >W-w-What? >You broke the tv with a dildo and shat in the bedroom. You autistic scumbag >imnowfuckedmylifeisruined >I kept this to me. I don't want to see you again. Leave the town or i'll tell everything. Please /b/ what should i do to avoid her telling the truth ? I don't want to leave the town. My family leave there...
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