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Secrets Thread Continued
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>>692169066
I drowned my dog
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>>692169066
i had incest with my sister when i was younger.
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>>692169393
I almost did.
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>>692169066
Ughh okay.. here we go

>be 13
>watch porn almost everyday
>ipad is empty
>cant watch porn
>insert blackops 1 disc and play game
>see some guy with a emblem with tits
>jerk off to it
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>>692169577
Same.
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>>692169393
Same
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I fucked my married cousin while her husband watched.
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>>692169235
On purpose?
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Once I enjoyed consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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Hi again. immolationBro from the previous thread. Lurking n' whatnot.
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Sometimes when I go to take a shower I just sit down on the floor and just let the shower rain down on me, if I'm feeling adventurous sometimes i'll put the drain stopper in and let it fill up a bit. But ill do all my stuff in there like cut my nails brush my teeth floss ect.
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In high school i sucked off a black guy in my car in the parking lot.

I got freaked out that he might tell people so the next day I went and told the principle that he forced me to.

He went to juvie, the school got all divided with the blacks saying I made it up and the whites siding with me.

My bf never really believed me and after I started going to a new school, he told me he thought I was lying and dumped me.
I told all his friends that he called me a liar and most of them turned on him. A few weeks after he dumped me I started messing with his ex best friend.
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I have several fantasy animal dildos and i constantly think about getting fucked by dogs and horses.
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>>692170355
Life sure seems complicated for you fags huh, we only really need to worry about our best friends going after girls we like
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>>692170355
I'm not angry... I'm not angry...
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>>692170355
Damn anon ur a cunt
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I pretend to be a furry fox-slut online and i have tons of weird furry cybersex because i can't get turned on by regular sex anymore.

I also instant-block bronies, because i have fucking standards.
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>>692169066
I'm married. With a 8/10 wife.. And I suck and deepthroat giant black cock from time to time... Nobody has any clue
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I have a fetish for recording myself sucking strangers cocks :3
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>>692170706
Yeah but apparently God sent an Angel to talk to Joseph about the child cause even He knows in this situation you gotta stone that Bitch to death...baby included.
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Bump for gay
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>>692169066
drugged my brothers daughter so i could fuck her at least once
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>>692169066
I payed a few thousand for Japanese ms porn.
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>>692170322
I got another, one time when I was younger me and my friend went into the lobby of some kids place and stole his yoyo and smashed it with rocks in my backyard. Classic
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I often fantasize about putting religious people in concentration camps and liberating the south from the christians.
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>>692171650
>at least once
What your fucking memory is hazy about how many times you raped someone?
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>>692171650
story time
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>>692169066
Turned my best friend into a drug addict to fuck his girlfriend. Best sex I've ever had.
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i dont wash my ass
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>>692171838
Why did you do that?
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>>692170706
Yeah I know it was shitty.
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>>692171838
Ok Joker sure you spent ages planning and executing the long process of making someone a legit drug addict so you could leverage your way into fucking his gf.
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I saw some guy drown during a river trip. Just sat there and watched silently. By the time anyone else started paying attention it was already too late.
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>>692169393
same lmao
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I'm extremely tempted to start using heroin.
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I fucking haaaate anime
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>>692169066
i have a very rare leaked picture of Ariel Winter, that i got by accident.....
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when im in a bad mood I think about killing people and i feel better.
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I'm married, and I used to have a smoking hot FWB, she had mental issues though. Knew her for years before I started fucking her. She was about 5'2" with firm little titties and a fat ass. Nice pussy, sexy pink asshole.

She was great. First time I fingerbanged her she squirted all over the place. Loved to get her asshole fingered, as do I. She would come over to my office and suck my cock, and massage my prostate for me at least 4 days a week.

One night I got a CL guy to come over (I'm bi) and we both fucked and sucked him for hours. He had a beautiful penis.

One day she flipped out and stopped talking to me out of nowhere. Like I said, she had a lot of mental issues. Institutions, meds, etc. I really miss her, but my wife likes to fuck me with a strapon so I still get that. I wish I could tell my wife I'm bi so I can get some real cock every once in awhile.
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>>692172058
Getting him addicted was hard, he already smoked weed so I just gave him some laced shit for awhile, eventually he found the pure stuff himself. I told the GF's friend about how I was worried about him. They had a fight I came in to comfort his now ex with my dick.
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I got drunk with my wife's sister and fucked her when my wife was at work. I fucking loved it. She's 18. Freshman in college and has a really tight sexy body. Pic related.
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I fucked an old lady a few months ago. not sure how old she was, maybe late 60's early 70's (i'm 30). i went to her house to fix her computer and after about 20 minuets she was feeling my cock over my pants and 10 minuets after that sucking me off. then started to pound her old cunt. she was pretty good.
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>>692172756
Kek you're so full of shit.
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>>692169066
>Trip with school
>Whole class bycykling on big empty road
>Bus aprothes
>Fag of the class riding infront of me talking to the girls
>While laughing he slips into the opsite lane
>I dont say a word waiting for the bus to hit him
>Bus hits him and he flys off the lane while the bycykle knocks me and thouse behind me off.

>He breaks a leg and a few ribs.

I could have yelled at him and saved him. But I kinda wanted to see him explode. Meh. So much for being an edgy teen
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>>692172701
Trust me she probably knows
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i got a blowjob from my tutor, she had over active hormones and didn't take her medication one day so she had to improvise with me, but she got caught with another student of hers. my mom had no clue.
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>>692172947
Believe it or not, doesn't matter to me. What are your secrets anon?
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>>692172430
I've done it a couple of times. Never injected though. Was so amazing I quit all drugs after. Nothing could compare.
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>>692172607
Lies.
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They'll never find her....
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literally to many (bi) faggots on /b/ ffs all this gay shit wtf
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>>692173049

This is me >>692169894
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>>692169066
I eat my own cum quite often... its sexy as fuck... gf doesnt know yet and I dont know if I should tell her...
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>>692169066
Really boring shit.
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>>692173134
can i
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>>692173134
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>>692173210
Was it an agreement between the three of you? Or did he walk in?
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>>692170355
Lol you're the fucking worst
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>>692173364
nice
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>>692171000
Yeah I have a pretty hot girlfriend too and I do the same things. Your not alone
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>>692173435
Fucking normies
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I used to fuck my (female) dog in her ass from about 15 to 18. (Half dachshund, too small to get my cock in her pussy.)

At that same time, I was sucking and fucking my younger brother (two years younger), mostly as he slept. He woke up one night as I was trying to sit on his cock and he let me suck him off, which I got to do with him awake perhaps a dozen times. But there were literally hundreds of times I sucked or fucked him and he never woke up.

(Before you ask, I never got in his hole. I'd lube his ass crack with my finger and saliva, mount him, and cum right against his hole.)

I'm married to a woman I love dearly. We have awesome sex, but her libido isn't anywhere near as high as mine. So I have an online submissive with whom I play and relieve some of the tension. She's 20 (I'm 41) and a virgin. I play in a band that's about to start touring, and if I ever make it up her way, she wants me to be her first.

That's the tl;dr version of most of my secrets.

Pic related.
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I collect grainy selfie pics on 4chan and keep them on my phone in a seperate folder so when my SO sneaks a peek on my phone she thinks I get side action. Gotta keep that bitch's self esteem low.
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>>692173380
First time it happened it was just me and her drunk (I was staying at there's while I was in America for a few months). I was really panicing the next day. He just came up to me and said 'I know' and I nearly shit myself. Then he laughed and told me they had an open marriage. Just sort of went on from there really. Was fun at the time but shortly after they started having problems and I felt guilty.
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>>692173331
>>>692173134 (You)
>can i
All she wanted was a ride home...
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>>692171662
Like multiple sclerosis porn? you may have awakened a fetish I'll never satisfy
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When I was 13 I raped and impregnated my sister. I've spent the last 10 years in and out of mental hospitals.
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>>692171774
not much to say.
i was always favorite uncle, i covered up when she started going out, and drinking, dating.... all the shit teens do. so this particular time she got wasted. told her parrents she will sleepover at my place. i confirmed that. her friends drove her over and left her in my bed. i walked them outside and thank them they bring her safe.
ask her how was she.
she barely speaks.
"c'mon drink this, it will make u feel better in the morning"
gave her just a tap water with some sleeping pills inside, cuz i knew that's my chance.
when i was sure she was outed i used some lube so she don't get sore feeling in the morning, and the hangover and drinking will cover the rest for me, so i did her that night.
and my all time fantasy, ever since she hit puberty was fulfilled
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i find some kids attractive. i guess you can call me pedo.
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>>692173845
What happened to her and the kid?

>>692173913
What age?
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>>692173720
Open marriages usually end badly but good on you for getting some, hope it felt good.
The only time I've ever felt anything from sex was my best friends girl. I think I may have even loved her in the end.
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I am a pedophile and I hate myself for it. I feel like a monster and want to die so that I will never hurt anyone ever again.
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>>692174008
youngest 10-12, i dont rape though
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>>692174121
have you ever hurt anyone?
>>692173913 <me
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>>692173435
I said I regretted it.
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>>692174008
We put the kids up for adoption and she's almost as fucked up as I am.
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>>692174121
Ever thought about getting help?
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>>692174182
>>692173845
This is me
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>>692173795
nah mother son - roleplay ofc.
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>>692173129
sure
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>>692174031
It was the opposite for me. I just saw it as a bit of fun but my cous started to get really romantic. I guess it was the first time either of them had really had a 'partner' on the side rather than a one night stand so it fucked things up. Oh well.
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>>692169066
>Somewhere way way deep down inside hidden and neglected, I still have a minuscule dab of faith in humanity. This hurts each and every single night when I watch the news and see how shitty people are. Sometimes faith in humanity makes me reminisce on how big of a cunt I've been to most of the people I've ever known and wonder if the ones I crushed the worst could ever forgive me.
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>>692173724
Did you do it like a man with your bare hands or did you use a knife/gun
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>>692174246
I've been in and out of mental hospitals for 10 years.
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Probably the worst thing I have done in my life, my bitch gf lied to me about getting preggo, so i had to take administrative actions...
AKA force a miscarriage

Anyone want greentext i can if you want
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>>692174314
Doesnt even have her head in it. Could be anyone.
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30 yo male i never kiss and sex
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>>692174299
oh, that one sounded so fake, i guess maybe not then. Hope you get better
i dont consider myself a danger to anyone by the way.
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>>692174322
That's rough, nothing to feel bad about, though. They know what they were getting into when you fucked her.
>>692174378
Why are you getting out?
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>>692169066
she confided me in telling me this
she still thinks i'm her best friend, but the way she treated everyone else doesn't sit right with me

she still can't figure out who told everyone
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>>692174405
aww thats awful
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i just want to be a girl...
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>>692174123
I mean, that's rape in the eyes of the law. Who were they.
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>>692174497
We named her annalee. My whole family fears me. I want help but I don't know who to go too.
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>>692174345
>>>692173724 (You)
>Did you do it like a man with your bare hands or did you use a knife/gun
It was a lot easier than I thought it would be
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>>692174619
Because they say I'm better. They won't let me stay because I'm not a threat to others or so they say.
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>>692174434
sure x2
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>>692174684
i mean, i havent had sex with any one under age, so i dont rape.
im very doubtful id ever rape anyone is what i meant to say.
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>>692171650
more pics of her
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>>692172856
You're fucked. I'm telling her right now on FB asshole
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>>692174699
Checked
Chemical castration could help, takes away your libido.
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>>692171650
Wow, just got a spell of sea legs. I think your type is commonly referred to the scum of earth, thats anyway what I've heard
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>>692174699
im sure you can find somewhere to call from google. Or just ask any goverment official where you can get mental help. Im thinking about talking to one myself.
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>>692169066
ive jerked off over random girls in the street before, its fun while high
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>>692174893
Mmm ok
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>>692173186
>2016
>homophobic
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>>692173534
Toss me in that category. I go over to this black guys house by my work at least once a week and he fucks my face.

And I have 2 tranny side bitches, and 2 bbw side bitches. They all think I'm single and i work a lot.
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>>692171838
Ice cold
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>>692175196
underage?
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>>692174841
Share it and if it's her I will worship your dick like it's my king.
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>>692175174
Her pussy was warm and moist, really thawed my heart. Almost felt bad when he dropped out of highschool
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When I was like 13 I used to look at shittons of jailbait.
Im a boring person.
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>>692172079
Shitty? you're on sum diabolical shit, evil motherfucker. You should do as earl and repent yourself.
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>>692169066
I masterbated to my 11 year old sisters underwear when I was 15
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>Going on 4 years as a catfish
>So far my catfishing game is too good
>Way too good that it's getting boring
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Last year I quit drinking and drugs and started working out. All of my family and friends have been telling me they're really impressed I'm staying healthy and doing good. I'm on steroids.
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Trusted feminist girls, got belittled and broken by them because I worshipped the ground they walked on. Encouraged to be gay/kill myself because they told me I wasn't a man and am worthless, loser, ambition-less, etc..

Developed interest in humiliation, sissy, and castration porn (more for the betrayal aspect, girls encouraging me to get castrated/become a girl because they secretly hate men).

Absolutely no chance of living out any of these fucked fantasies (200lbs 6'6" muscled hairy masculine as fuck ogre body type).

Every time I see a pretty girl I get defensive and angry. If I can tell that a girl is attracted to me then they also have emotional issues. Utterly blind to any signs of attraction from emotionally stable women.

Depressed and withdrawn into my hobbies, not into mgtow, not into drugs/alcohol/partying/actually having sex with anyone, not into cuck, not into any other weird fetish. Keep to myself mostly and surf /b/ to feed my addictions.

/b/ has given me a community of twisted individuals to share in our mutual brokeness...
Yay?
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>>692175598
>quit drinking and drugs
>on steroids
so you didnt quit did you fucking cheater
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>>692175196
story?
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>>692169066
I'm gay. I'm so fucking gay it hurts. And I hate my disgusting little faggot self. I try to cover it up by being homophobic and dating a bunch of girls. But each relationship always fails miserably because I never get turned on by them, so I end up being the one who breaks up. My family is also very religious and homophobic. Some of my friends are too. So now my little disgusting faggot ass is never going to get the man of my dreams I've always desired. Instead those men are on pornhub I'll be stuck jacking off too in secret for the rest of my fucking life.
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>>692175753
That's why its a fucking secret.
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>>692175817
How big are your balls?
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>>692175794
leave your family and friends behind? as unusual as it sounds on /b/, you shouldnt hide your sexuality.
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>>692169586
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were 13 and had the 1st iPad in it's release year and not call you an underage faggot
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I simultaneously worked for a Mexican cartel and as law enforcement.
I eventually quite the police force because they were too violent and unprofessional for me to stomach any longer.
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>>692175774
I dont wanna talk about it. I feel sick just thinking about it.
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>>692172607
There is an old anecdote that went around; pics or it didn't happened. You might have heard of it? Now implement it if you're going to pull these horses shit, ludicrous statements out your ass. Bullshit
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>>692173845
It was my only experience with sex and I feel like a monster whenever I'm attracted to anyone. I can't jack if without going limp because I can't deal with feeling like I'm hurting anyone.
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>>692175939
Fine actually. Maybe a little shrinkage but nothing too drastic.
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>>692175817
why even take steroids? afraid of slow progress? fuck i hate you. i want to use steroids too but i dont because its fucking lame as shits
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>>692175794
You're going to end being a school shooter if you keep this up. Tell then leave if they don't accept you.
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>>692176048
Ugh take it to some liberal open mic night.
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I once gave a hand job to a transexual
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So many.
I executed a woman with a suppressed .22 and will never get caught.
I wouldn't care if all of my friends died.
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I get off by using the free variants of torrent clients to torrent the full variant
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>>692176249
i might do that, if the tranny is really convincing, and im really in the mood (sometimes i find trannies to be hot)
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>>692176168
Really? What's it like? Does it give you the urge to work out more? Or does it just help you recover so you can lift more?
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>>692169066
dl'ed terabytes of cheese pizza while at the university of houston (central campus) computer labs and left the folder accessible to anyone/everyone on the servers.
the 3 years i was there (i transferred in), not a single cop, notice, etc was issued
everyday i went in to the lab thinking the busta was going to go all swat on me/everyone in the computer lab.
after i graduated i kept an eye out to see something happened. but nothing ever did.
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>>692176079
i did, but i will not send, cuz currently i know for sure i am the only one who has it
>here
>>692174841
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>>692176202
Who cares? I've never cared about my health and no one is gonna hand you an award if you stay natty your whole life.
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>>692176410
what the fuck, true story?
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>>692173012
Hahah
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>>692176391
It's awesome. Work out longer and harder. Recover quicker. Muscles grow fast as fuck. It's not fun shoving a 2 inch needle into your muscle and there's side effects but I'm enjoying it overall.
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>>692172701
Dad?
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I take creepshots of my cousin,makes me feel like Im fucked in the head but I want to fuck her so bad
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>>692173225
Don't
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I want to have an affair with two other guys while rolling. I am a hetro-married male.
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>>692176435
Ok? So you're gonna get a million dollars from Bill Gates for being the only one who has a nude of AW? Just share it faggot.
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>>692176436
i can hand myself an award for it, i work out to look good, but i do it for myself. I dont believe girls are more likely to fuck guys with big muscles. I want them anyways, but fuckers that use illegal steroids really diminish the sense of pride, and it doesnt help having status quo because im too lazy/busy to healthy/enough food.
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>>692176895
Rolling as in Jujitsu?
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>>692176435
>>692174314
Also look at this shit. This isnt some drunk selfie, this is a photoshoot.
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>>692176537
yup
and this was when the newsgroups were full of vids/pics

i always switched computers (many had their favorite) and while i was researching i would be dl'ing and saving onto the servers.

shit was crazy how nothing was secured (u of h computers/servers)
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>>692176322
damn man. why kill her?
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>>692177227
how did u acquire the pizza friend
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>>692177087
ecstasy - that what it was called back in the day "rolling". Though I am a jiu jitsu practitioner. Which I guess makes the whole fact I want to try M-M sex another secret.
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I have a 3k photo folder of fb and instagram pics of about every female i know that i find marginally attracted. About evertime a girl i know is in a bathing suite and it ends up on any social media i have it saved.

Also 2k photos of GFs and etc. in other folders for the girls each.
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>>692176986
Well you can have the pride of doing it natty. I'm not doing it for the girls, it's just fun to put on muscle. I'm still doing the reps, working out at least 5 days a week and eating 5-6 meals a day. Not like I'm sitting on my ass.
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>>692177411
Yea friend where did you get it?
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from 5 yr old to 16 yr old I had multiple experiences with another boy, most at our houses while people/family was at home
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>>692169066
i take pics of hs girls (or any hot women) creeper style from my car.
target/heb/local food store/would also drive around when hs got out.
especially during 'carwash/donation drives'
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>>692177525
I don't think Jujitsu has any problems with fucking guys as long as you don't do it in the middle of class.
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>>692176386
I went to a scumbag motel to meet some tranny bitch prostitute before. Got there and she looked nothing like her pic, she was very manly.

She was supposed to suck me off, but I couldn't get it up, she took that as a sign I was a bottom. So she whipped out her huge cock, intrigued I decided to play it out. She had me lay down and then got in the 69 position. Before I knew it she had the thing down my throat and was fucking my face. After like 30 seconds she was yelling " where do you want me to cum" expecting me to be able to answer her. I tried to push her off but she ended up cumming down my throat. I was dumbfounded. I paid her the 50 bucks and went to leave but there was like a family of kids outside the door and I felt bac=d so i asked if I could hang out for a few.

She was cool with it. We got talking and she was actually a pretty cool dude. We smoked a joint and rank some booze, and before I knew it my pants were down around my ankles bent over and she was licking my ass. I was loving it and she must have taken this for a sign that we could do more. I saw her reach and grab an already open condom, heard her mumble something about not wanting to go get more from the machine. So she put this old condom on and shoved her huge dick in my ass. It hurt like hell. Long story short, the fucking thing broke and she came in my ass.

Thank god the test cam back negative. All I wanted was a bj. I ended up paying 50$ to get throat and ass fucked bare back by an ugly black tranny
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My sister jacked my off once and I felt her pussy she was 9 I was 12
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>>692177824
good ol texas
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>>692177278
because she was abusing the system to make people miserable. Didn't fit in my moral rule set, annoyed me. It is for the better, believe it or not.
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Nothing feels better than fucking my butt with a dildo until I feel disgusted after and can't comprehend how disgusted I am with myself
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>>692178054
>Didn't fit in my moral rule set
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>be me
>bored but horny
>get the idea
>try thos diy flesh lights
>hmm that pringles one look pretty good
>get all the materials
>settup ready
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSDOOTHISSS.jpg
>feelsgoodman.png
>hurts a little because its too damn tight
>wank slowly
>gets slowly to climax
>wanks faster
>it hurts, i want to stop
>oh shit i cant stop
>wanks sanic speed hurts like hell
>cumming.mp4
>still wanking, cum gets everywhere
>getting a spasm or something
>cumeverywhere.jpg
>everything calms down
>sit there for 1 minute or so
>with a hurting dick and cum everywhere
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>>692178054
Glad to see you get to choose who lives and dies. Why don't you stop being a faggot and just admit you do it for fun?
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>>692177827
That made me laugh. Lets say it is not a common thing and I am not sure how it would go over at the gym (after or during class).
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>>692177411
alt.binaries.(you can use your imagination on this)
highlighting the threads/links
and ctrl+s then ctrl+d (not sure if these are the correct commands. it's been a while since i've used newsgroups).
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>>692177980
gotta love the hot weather
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>>692178318
How far away is the nearest big city?
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>>692169066
I'm a hetero man who wanna make it with a strange man
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>>692177874
fake?
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>>692177701
also I had a dog when I was maybe 10 years old and I used to beat him
when I was young I used to beat lots of kids, I slowly understood that I felt some kind of good feeling doing it, sometimes during the day I have strange thoughts, I fantasize about beating someone who is in front of me, beating him seeing his painful and comfused expression (most of the time the subjects are women, kids or animals)
when I have this fantasize I start having facial tic (2-3 times)
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Jesus, I think Freud was right. People use Fag so much because they are secretly gay.
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>>692178281
I don't do it for fun, i don't do it to amuse myself.
I'm glad that she's dead but I wouldn't kill a person for no reason or because i find it "fun"
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>>692178555
That depends on what you consider a big city. I can get to DC in about 2.5 - 3 hours.
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I have had sex with two of my step sisters. They don't know that I have fucked the other one. Also having a lovely relationship since 2009, soon marriage, but never told her any of this. This is the first time that I wrote this down.
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>>692178797
You killed her for your own satisfaction. You enjoyed carrying out what you saw as justice.
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>>692178949
ages?
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>>692178676
oh honey, you're so fucking edgy you're gonna fucking hate yourself so much when you realize how cringy you are. Now for real.. you could use some therapy, maybe you find some shit with your mother or something, idk..
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>>692169066
posted in the first secrets thread, but fuck it, i'll do it again.

I'm a closet sissy who once had unprotected sex with a guy from craigslist. I'll probably do it again, too (except for the unprotected part -- that was an accident).
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>>692179061
b/ asking the important questions.
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>>692178586
No it's true.

I have worse stories. But this one fit.
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>>692178797
Oh please, you aren't going to stop. You felt something different when you pulled the trigger. A new feeling that you can't explain. You have might think it was just feeling good that you carried out justice but it's not. It's fun and the sooner you realise that the sooner you can get real satisfaction.
>>692178818
Take a day off and head to a gay bar. Start taking pills and sooner or later you'll get some molly.
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>be me
>be 18 years old
>be into sneaking at night, dressing up in my mothers/sisters clothes
>cam and fap online with men at the age of 55
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There's so many secret gay dudes in this thread this might as well be a hook up site.
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>>692178949
step sisters how? Your brother's wives? 'Cause you're not married yet.
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>>692170039
you fucking monster. get out
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>>692169235
Tell us your name
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>>692169066
Have gf from 8 years, 7-8/10, super loving etc, but long range relationship since a while.
I feel like cheating so much...I need sex almost daily, and I am curious to try other bitches.
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>>692179330
Who hasnt done this?
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>>692178968
Well doesn't everyone kill people because they can justify it somehow, including the government. Why would you even debate me about this. Just one less miserable human beign on the planet, what's the big deal.
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I was 19 when I had the first with my 24 year old step sister, and 20 when I managed to fuck the 18 year old one.
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>>692179440
Tell us your dog's name.
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>>692178263
Sounds like the ending to my story:
>do too much adderall
>adderall always makes me horny
>whip it out
>porn.4chan
>one hour of fapping
>still not hard
>still horny though, god damn speed
>two hours in
> bathed in sweat
>dick as limp as feminine penis
>stubborn anyway
>three hours
>so many webm
>dick blistering
>rawdogging a semi
>orgasm will be so good tho
>four hours total
>finally get there
>gallons of cum
>dick fell off
>no regrats
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>>692179341
At least no one can say /b/ is homophobic, well not completely. I mean OP is always a faggot and we put up with him.
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>>692179466
Long distance relationships never work.
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>>692179326
the molly is not the concern. I can get that, it is the two guys to go with it. Plus the whole having a wife thing.
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>>692179514
The big deal isn't that you kill. It's that you lie to yourself about it.
A government kills for it's interests.
A soldier kills for his comrades
A person kills for his satisfaction.
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>>692171765
you parsed the sentence wrong, mate.
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>>692179514
Lol yeah guise come on I just took it upon myself to end the life of someone I didnt like whats all the fuss about?
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i have never raped anyone, but i think some kids are attractive, and i work with them at a water-summer camp, and yes, i do look.
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For over 4 years I fucked my best friends gf who became his fiancé and then his wife.
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>>692179326
>>692178818
I hear Orlando has some good gay bars
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>>692179769
You just need a reason to get to DC for the weekend. It's a very liberal place, you'll get your jollies if you look for it.
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>>692179553
Oh man I used to do stuff like that with Methedrone. Fuck my dick started bleeding once I was jerking so long.
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>>692173679
Kek
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>>692169066
I was investigating by the FBI and Dept. of Commerce when I was 17. Shipped an old supercomputer (Cray Y-MP EL) that I had been given as scrap to someone in Canada. Apparently the customs guys in Canada went ape shit and started an investigation for possible ITAR violations. There was even an Interpol bulletin. Everything got straightened out, but scary as shit at the time.
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I sucked my Cousins dick when I was 14 , he fucked his girlfriend and I sucked his cum out of his gf pussy
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>>692179357
are you thinking of in-laws m8?
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>>692180094
still doing it?
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>>692169066
i regularly engage in consensual, heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>692179173
haha
i'm a really cool guy, I never fight anyone, I didn't got in a fight in years
it's just some thoughts I have sometimes, it's not like I can't handle it
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>>692180256
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>>692179605
I don't know, we were sort of prepared by a long term semi-long distant relationship and we really love each other, but the horniness is becoming unbearable. Feeling as I do now, I'd even forgive her if she happen to do something, I'd understand in some cases (still quite sure she has been faithful so far).
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>>692179778
I don't? You're trying to convince yourself that you're right, not me.
Your assumptions are clouding your judgement.
Or you can't think further that this, either way I do not care. That's alright, we can't all be intelligent, the world would be a dull place to live in, or wouldn't it?
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>>692180385
Nope after 3-4 times a week for 4.5 years he finally came home early one day as I was driving away from the house. When he walked in to the house she was still naked.
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>>692177192
not photoshoot
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>>692180473
what do you think? it's 4chan
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>>692180470
how do you live with yourself?
so fucking edgy
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>>692180293
He/you said he/you fucked his/your step-sisters. i was asking how they are your step-sisters, by which marriage?
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>>692180645
So ex-best-friend then?
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>>692180647
How did you get it?
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>>692174872
>>692173863
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>>692169066
Lost my virginity to my younger cousin
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>>692180660
it's by a parent's marriage. like anon's dad marries a new broad who has daughters. those daughters are anon's step-sisters.
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>>692180165
Probably go south to Atlanta honestly, if I do ever do it. Its easy enough to make an excuse (i leave for weekend long motorcycle rides often). I have not done it because I lack confidence in the area (it would be the first time doing anything other than BJ)
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>>692180631
Killers are rarely smart.
Good luck with that let us know next time you pull the trigger. Examine why you do it, when you run out of people abusing the system, you'll find someone abusing a person, then an animal and then it won't even matter why. Or you'll be caught first.
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>>692180961
How old were you both?
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I'm a an average hairy male, a bit on the unattractive side I guess, and I cross dress when I masturbate.
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I like furry porn, and I wear women's underwear on weekends / at home.
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>>692180875
let's just say there is a certain DARK place, hidden very DEEP. the foul place where it smells so bad,,,,, almost like..... like ONIONS.....
and there is a certain trading place where dude accidentally shared this for some non-celeb jailbait shit
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>>692179357
They are the daughters of my mothers new bf. In my country, we call them stepsisters, sorry if mistaken in english
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>>692171958
WHY?
H
Y
?
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>>692169066
>be allergic to cats
>roommates know
>roommate gets a cat
>roommate goes to work
>beat the shit of the cat
>let it run and hide
>repeat
>2 weeks later roommate tells me they had to put the cat down
>didn't know what was wrong with it
>fuckthatcat.jpg
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>>692181336
Sounds like a DANK place. A WEB of DANKNESS. Do you know if the guy has more? Please share it.
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>>692169066
I had sex with my neighbor's wife a few years back while he was at work.
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>>692181567
Literally kill yourself.
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>>692171958
All in the word don't wash theirs ass,,except in Italy, because have a bidè
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i cheated on my ex bc she had a really smelly pussy. fucking her became a chore bc id have to suffer thru breathing in her pussy stink everytime, and i refused to eat her out. her pussy smelled like my worst shits do. i brought it up a few times but she didnt get better w her hygiene in that area. she was a 9/10.
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>>692181736
fuck, i always thought it was written bidette
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>>692181855
Should have showered together and really gave it a scrub or something.
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My best friend's dad put it in my butt when I was sleeping over once. I've had more anal with him more than reg sex with anyone else. I never cried, it hurt a fucking lot, I hate him but at the same time getting fucked by him almost every time I slept over was the highlight of sleeping over.
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This
https://youtu.be/BULXJzCRvs0
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My Cousin forces me to suck his and his friends Dicks and he forces me to suck his and the others guy cum out his gf pussy
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>>692182169
Wtf how old are you? Dont take that shit man.
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>>692181855
>Bull
>Fucking
>Shit
The only 9 out of 10 you've had your dick inside of is some crack whore you met when she got called in for a suspect lineup at the local police station.
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>>692182169
Fake and gay. Kill yourself faggot
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>>692181972
did that, she got a uti bc i fingerblasted her w soap. you can imagine my disappointment
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>>692179514
What did she say when you were about to kill her?

Did she try to beg? Cry? Did she
accept it?

What was it like? Details.
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sometimes i don't check dubs even though i see them
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I havent had sex in almost 4 years. I've lied about gfs and 1 night stands so everyone doesnt know I'm a fucking loser.
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>>692170434
Same
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>>692181598
probably, cuz after he saw what he did, he disconnected and stop sharing
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>>692182285
15
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>>692182399
Ill do this one for you
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>>692171958
This is the worst one guys.
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>>692182451
that's sad af, anon. How old are you?
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>>692182451
Feelyou man, heads up! Never give up trying with girls!
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>>692175794
You should just an hero.
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>>692182597
29. Spent all my 20's getting fucked up on drugs and I'm a totally autistic loner back living with his mother.
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>>692182451
Have you thought about going to the and getting with a drunk girl?
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>>692182597
4 years old
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>>692181709
you first nigger
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>>692182617
yeah livestream it faggot
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>>692182794
I cant do it. I freak the fuck out and dont know what to do or what to say. I'm not very good looking either and it's been so long since I had sex I'm 100% it would end up being awful even if they were down.
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My biggest Dream is suck very sloppy a big Black cock
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>>692182778
I am autistic loner too, but don't underestimate yourself man! You just have to grow some balls, and live your own life, without your mother. Alone. THEN life will give you the women you need
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>>692182451
just like my friend, kek.
He doesn't know that i know.
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>>692182494
Are you ever going to share it?
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I want to suck my best friends cock
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>>692181183
me 16 her 14
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>>692183167
maybe... if i get something good in return
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>>692182330
firstly, top notch insult old chap youre making a lot of sense. second i wish it was bs. the relationship wasnt gonna work out ultimately, she was far too retarded, my friends still make fun of me for how dumb she was but she was a smokeshow. just not wifeable material
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>>692183118
I have the herp
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I wanna rape my girlfriend while she sleeps but shes a light sleeper so I am gonna have to get her drunk or drug her. Problem is she doesn't drink really, like I could just have sex with her but her being asleep would be nice too.
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>>692183108
No job. Messed up employment history. Self harm scars on wrists and in thearpy and on meds. Maybe I'll get lucky and meet someone. Most of the time I'm not super depressed about it but it does get me down sometimes.
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>>692181336
give us the link faggot.
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>>692169066
wanna know a secret?
>nothing is a secret on 4chan anymore
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>>692183374
How old are you now? Do you see her?
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I have an inferiority complex and enjoy cuck porn
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>>692171282
If she likes cum too, tell her. Do some cum swapping with her.
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>>692183497
Awww man... do you ever wondered that you would go seek for help? It might help.
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>>692183409
I doubt I'd have anything to tempt you with. Some JB but no hard stuff or anything. Just share it and become a legend.
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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter but I can't tell my family because they won't accept me for who I am because they're racist homophobic feminphobic assholes who haven't checked their privilege. I want to fuck a helicopter so bad but there is none in my area and if I open up people will think I'm crazy. What do I do?

Pic related it's me people say I'm a gamer grill but I'm not ugh >:(
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>>692173534
Sucking big black cock pales in comparison to not knowing the difference between you and you're
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>>692171958
>>692172687
>>692172756
"Laced shit" what were you lacing it with meth,heroin? You'd so full of shit
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>>692183621
>not even anonymity
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I visit a website full of edge lords and faggots.
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I want to suck my best friends cock what can I do?
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Be me. Have awesome 8/10 gf. Work with legit 9/10 girl. Kind of a slut, but everyone in the office wants to bang her. She invites me over one night. Sure why not? I fuck her. 2 weeks later, I have genital herpes. Fucking sucks.
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I need quick help /b/
sorry for my english...

>be me, 38
>invited to house party with friend of my older sister
>8PM get there
>8-9-10/10 girls everywhere
>they are something about 25 or less (not under 21)
>we listen to some music, playing games, eating the pizza guy
>9PM i have a urge need to take a shit
>bathroom locked
>watdoineedtoshitrightnow.jpg
>afraid to knock and ask to be fast...
>finaly have an idea...
>goes upstairs, searching a place to shit
>there was nobody in the bedroom
>search if there is something to steal or break for the lulz
>Find a dildo that look like a dick horse
>Break the tv with that dildo
>i fucking lol
>almost cant breath
>i still havent put out my shit...
>i shat in my pant
>i can't stop shitting and laughing in the same time
>Take out my pant and exchange it with one in the dressroom
>Get downstair trying to make no noise
>Nobody know i was upstairs
>Great, i know can go to the bathroom to clean my dirty ass full of shit
>There's some fresh blood from period right in the toilet
>whatdoitsmellandtast.jpg
>Vomit because it tasted like hell
>vomit everywhere in the bathroom
>ohshitwhatdo.jpg
At this time, there is still nothing to worry about...
>open the door and see if there is no one watching
>no one, good i leave the bathroom
>I go to eat some pizza and a drink
>a wild solid 9/10 girl come talk to me
>-Hey i think i already saw you somewhere
>-Maybe at my work

I work in a carwash station, wathing camera and helping people if needed. Nothing really impressive...
>-Oh yes you're right, i washed my car last week so that why your dickhead remind me something
>hollyshit, gettingangry.gif
>I respond that yeah i have a dickhead but the important thing is that i'm not a bad person.
>Yeah that cool to be a nice person
I'm what the fuck is wrong with her ? Is she mentaly chalenged or what?
>Decide to talk about movie, music
>We don't really have the same taste...

cont.
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>>692183714
I'm a way old fag now. been married for 20 years. and we are separated by an ocean
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>>692183780
Not sure what you mean? I am getting help for my mental problems and hopefully things will work out.
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>>692183974
>I say i like Talk Talk
>-Oh i love Talk Talk too! My fav is Living In Another World
>Mine too!
She's into 70-80 early 90 like me

>Ask here if she want to drink something better that coke
>-Well... Why not ":p"
>Wanna come with me, i'm going home taking better drink
>Are you trying to get laid
She seems serious, like me
>Haha, yes
>Ok let's go then

I came with my car, interior is totaly fucked up, cig burn everywhere. She's not afraid. Even if this should have tell her i'm a little retarded

>Get home, we directly goes to my bedroom
>Instant bonner
>she suck very well
>We fuck... We finnaly get back to the house party

I changed my pant at home, but totaly forgot to take mine from the bedroom

>Nobody knew we left earlier
>We still talking with others
>Sister and her friends are talking about their wear
>Her friend (the one who host the party) say she want to show some of her new bra and shirt
>Remember that my pant is still upstair, full of shit
>Try to avoid them to go upstair, talking with her friends
>Hey girls wanna come in the pool ?
>Man it's cold outside
>Yeah but, are you real womens or not ?
>What do you mean ? Ok we're coming

I'm fucking saved i can now take my pant back

>Goes upstair
>There's noise in the bedroom
>imfucked.jpg
>Open the door slowly
>It's her dog, i'm saved
>Take my pant, take a look at the broken tv with a fucking horse dick dildo in


cont.
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>>692170434
Mr Hands
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>>692171650
She's not even worth those risk, m8
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>>692182399
oh my god
>>
>I fucking laugh, try to find something better to break
>I could break the bed, hell yeah good idea
>Move a bit the bed...
>More dildo, about 10 or 12
>Wtf is wrong with this nymph, she must love big dick
>Start comparing my dick with these dildo
>Not that very big compared to my dick
>I finally dont break the bed, put everything where it was
>Still searching for something cool

time pass

>Can't find something cool
>Hear my sisters friend calling me
>Oh right they are in the pool
>Going downstair without noise
>Get in the pool

the water was very very cold, but her friends where so hot...

>Getting a bonner
>One of her friend were watching my dick getting bigger
>I can read in her head that she want it right in her mounth
>She's talking with all of her friend

I can't understand a word but their all laughing a little

>They start talking about men in general, they can't find the perfect guy
>Beta as fuck, say i'm a very good guy

When i was younger, i took candies, cookies and shit to make friends because i was literraly a retarded

>If ya want ladies, i can bring you a very big gift for you
>they start laughing again
>Touching my dick to make sure they understand that i was talking about my cock
>They come closer, and they look like they want to touch it too
>Take out my underwear
>they come more closer
>I'm getting a 4some, best party of my life
Fucking diarrhea, just shat in the pool, the water is covered in shit
>They start screaming like i did something really bad
>Get out of the pool, getting in my car to go home

On the road to home, i get arrested by a cop
>-Hello, do you know why i forced you to pull out ?
>-Err why are you naked ? Nevermind, leave the vehicle please

What can i say... A guy naked with water mixed with shit on him driving...
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When I was 19 I killed a guy in Laos from a 1000 yards out rifle shot in high wind. Maybe 8 or 10 guys in the world would have made that shot. The only thing I was ever good at.
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>>692169066
I'm a male but I live as a girl.
>mfw
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>>692184166
>I had a very bad day officer, i was at a party and my diarrhea stike in the pool
>-And the only idea you had was to get away naked. Are you kidding me ?
>No officer i would not, you know it's pretty hard to admint it...
>-Mmm, You're right, you're free to go, but please be carfull on the road, i'll follow you to your house

Great i'm saved. i get home, the officer let me free and left. Taking a bath to remove the shit from me.

>Phone ring. It must be my sisters
>-WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT
>Hey relax, diarrhea strike when it want you know ?
>-STOP THAT NOW. DONT PLAY WITH ME YOU DICKHEAD
>Getting bored of her, close the phone

10 minutes later

>Sister knock at the door
>-I know everything you made there anon.
>W-w-What?
>You broke the tv with a dildo and shat in the bedroom. You autistic scumbag
>imnowfuckedmylifeisruined
>I kept this to me. I don't want to see you again. Leave the town or i'll tell everything.
Please /b/ what should i do to avoid her telling the truth ? I don't want to leave the town. My family leave there...
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>>692183969
yooo get rekt son.
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>>692181096
Maybe I haven't killed anyone and enjoy taking people for rides, who knows this is the internet.
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i jizzed on a chocolate peanut and ate it
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>>692183870
Meth, I think. It was awhile ago. Didn't really care enough to remember the specifics.
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>>692183969
ouch. did your gf break up w you?
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>>692174242
Doesn't make you any less of a bad person.
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>>692184439
Everything on this site is a work of fiction.
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>>692184593
she wants a pity party while being a bitch with a shit eating grin.
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>>692174405
Greentext that shit and save it.
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>>692184626
thats what she said...
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>>692174405
How did you do it though im not aware how to cause a misscariage, kick her in the stomach?
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I steal money from well known politicians where i live
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>>692175546
Same.
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>>692184972
Blunt force trauma to the fetus.
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