YLYL: GREENTEXT EDITION
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL: GREENTEXT EDITION
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>>692139426
why the fuck do people like this who've never actually tried acid give it a bad name with stories that never happened??????
>>692136732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McVZ63bBA4c
>>692139645
cause people are people, still
>my sides
>>692140105
Oh fuck, lost happily
>>692140776
Fucking hell hahaha love it
>>692140776
I don't get it.
>>692140776
fuck man, fuck i thought it was a feels trip, but you fucked my bunghole anon
>>692140144
lol
that is like a super reposted greentext
not funny just interesting
>>692141956
fucking kek, money well spent
>>692140776
This post right here.... This is the post.
>>692140144
I fucking love this greentext. It's not that funny to me, but it is without a doubt amazing.
https://youtu.be/VuHMLIkZlVA
>>692144326
cancer
>>692140776
I JUST FUCKING GOT IT AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>692140776
Holy shit that was a journey
>>692138485
actually kek'd
>>692140918
fucking love this one
>>692145180
This One, you say?
>>692143135
oh god this is golden someone cap this
>>692145696
o shit
>>692144960
I don't get it??
>>692139196
fuck dude, how could i lost on this one
I'll dump a few
>>692142032
tard guard? we used to call them tard-wranglers
>>692136732
fucking lost.
>>692148676
That's all I got
>>692148481
This is actually the smartest retarded thing I've heard of in a while.
>>692148249
So edgy.
>>692146163
>screencap inside of a screencap
>capception
>>692146894
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>>692136732
Shit that never happened.
>>692146894
star wars dingus
>>692151105
Is that the new one ? Honestly havnt seen it yet
>>692140776
Motherfucker!!!!
>>692140776
What a story.
>>692141623
It's fucking Star Wars dude
>>692151034
Fuck that is a good read
Anymore like catfish man ?
>>692136732
I wish this was true. Somoene should legally change their last name to Checkum and name their firstborn Dubs.
>>692138485
Lost and saved.
First this time
>>692154198
Sorry my english is bad so is there a pun intendeed at the end and if so can someone explain it ?
>>692142707
I would totally do that
>>692157517
it's just supposed to be an anticlimax.
>>692151874
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.
>>692148408
Lost
>>692139196
Well that was kinda their fault.
>>692142801
>feces so money
=shit so cash
kek
gotta love double translate
>>692158639
Lost top kek
>>692140105
Smirked.
>>692159656
kek
>>692158467
Best Tard story ever.
This deserves a movie deal.
thinking of creating a website to host an archive of 4chan stories that everyone can upload to. Sound like a good idea?
More please asap
>>692141623
you dumb fuck
>>692160056
Liiiiike, a mass dump hole?
Go for it, but I'd make separate sections for reoccurring threads (Greentext, loli, fluffy, etc.) as well as a system to make sure repeates aren't uploaded (Banana, spoodermun, etc.)
>>692140776
Someone please explain the reference.
>>692160174
Sorry for not seeing a movie that came out decades ago, you twat.
>>692142801
>ambulatory to her
Lost again
Every goddamn time
>>692160316
New star wars movie, as told by a member of the Empire.
>>692148797
>yfw this was probably taken from bash
>>692160313
Exactly that. I archive a lot of the stories I find on here myself, but there's so much posted when I'm not on the site that I cant screencap all of it. I want a site where everyone can contribute. Separate sections would be a must, though.
>>692161401
I'd say go for it as long as it didn't cost you anything much, and if you could reliably have moderators to delete spam.
Having a massive loli dump when I want would be amazing since finding good ones are actually rare.
>>692142801
>i say "shut fuck"
top fucking kek
>>692139770
wat????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>692161658
What I was thinking was basing it on some sort of public server, like google drive. If someone wants to privately host a similar site they could go ahead, but I don't have the money to purchase a server myself.
>>692162066
Advertise it when ever you can. See if you can give specific people access to editing so you can kinda have mods.
>>692148990
That's how to properly handle yourself at work.
>>692162301
Will do, thanks for the advice anon
>>692162053
>forcey fun time "rape"
>peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>rooty tooty point-n-shooty "gun"
LOST
>>692148408
ou fucking shit.
>>692160517
it's referencing the new one lol
>>692140776
fucking shit man you got me here
>>692163272
Maximum kek
>>692164669
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>>692165267
C A N C E R
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>>692165538
ylyl threads are cancer you fucking newfag.
they are constant and mediocre af. half of the images are normie shit from fb and the rest are reposts I've been seeing for nearly a decade.
go fuck yourself m8
>>692164669
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>>692146163
god my sides died with this one.
>>692154903
I may have just almost blacked out from laughing so hard.
>>692149307
I love this and this would be very believable of Mexicans.. but I have to wonder the validity of this one. I hope to walk by a Mexican screaming activate one day.
>>692139426
How would they know what he did before he came downstairs?
>>692136732
get in here bois
>>692165838
/gif/'s ylyl is better
>>692164342
Isn't it pretty much the same as the old one?
>>692157393
Fuck off Robert you giant faggot stop posting your cringe arguments
>>692165123
This right here is why I'm so glad I can fight and why I continue to train. So I can fuck faggots like that up.
You meant: ylyl Eliza edition
>>692163110
what a waste of time
>>692170742
fuck of with that stupid bitch
i came here for green texts not your shit again
>>692150329
ah, movies for teenagers that i will never see 101
![593cbe245d3d8c8e1dda6f1b2a1e4727[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/208/1467208342689.jpg "593cbe245d3d8c8e1dda6f1b2a1e4727[1]")
>>692171579
i said fuck off
![80ddbeacbb602018fe40696d736079c5[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/216/1467216757440.jpg "80ddbeacbb602018fe40696d736079c5[1]")
![dc9820b0fed38f22c20ad32d2716054c[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/207/1467207642783.jpg "dc9820b0fed38f22c20ad32d2716054c[1]")
Anybody have the one about the kid who became an air conditioner?
>>692171766
check 'em
also, fuck off
>>692172070
wat
>>692154253
nothing funny about this. it's exactly what the dumb fucking western world is doing. we're even importing the bastards over here.
>>692172180
Used to have green text story about a kid who went full blown autistic and thought he was a fucking window AC unit. It was hilarious.
>>692136947
Lost so hard.
>>692172453
do you have nothing better to do than fucking up threads?
>>692172557
Im making them better, you should thank me
>>692172396
I'd love to read the story behind this
autistic stories are always fun
>>692172763
/b is already full of shit, and you're making them worse
>>692173061
/b/ has to be full of shit, otherwise it wouldn't be /b/
>>692142401
Lost hard
>>692173202
Doesn't mean it has to be as bad as you're making it
>>692172959
Wish I still had it
>>692173559
you're full of shit and you know it
hahahahaha that was very funy anon
>>692136732
NOICE
seriously, nice
>>692174933
how many pictures of this bitch do you even have?
![ae35e3d7ac88617aaa8557fab2e298f9[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/208/1467208402356.jpg "ae35e3d7ac88617aaa8557fab2e298f9[1]")
![d9fd40a5c96317bf76baa0f073ea81a0[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/208/1467208984746.jpg "d9fd40a5c96317bf76baa0f073ea81a0[1]")
>>692175245
what the fuck
>>692175342
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>692175441
I also have like 200-260 videos
>>692175745
get a fucking life already
>>692136947
Lost as i never Lost before
>>692175657
Who would spam b for her then?
>>692143135
didnt happen. wouldnt be funny even if it did happen
>>692175921
nobody wants this bitch on /b except you
>>692136732
Why is 38 a good roll ?
>>692176002
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/692056642#p692056642
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
>>692176175
Fuck it, i'm not even going to bother with you anymore
![acdbd0ae20b396cda38b69d072ba56fd[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/207/1467207810765.jpg "acdbd0ae20b396cda38b69d072ba56fd[1]")
>>692140776
Fucking shit
Anyone got the one where OC is talking about bathing with his sister or some shit and no one understands him?
>>692176363
Chloe?
>>692176175
please post more anon i'm in love
>>692154373
No reason it couldn't be true. Not like you have to show ID to put your name on an order form... and people from 4chan exist in the real world sometimes.
>>692142801
>I sex her in road
Topkek
My only regret is that I have but one image limit to reach for Eliza
>>692139426
Acid stories are my ramen noodles of jokes
>>692138896
Top lel
>>692173202
She's fucking ugly anyway. Big ears and thin lips plus perpetual dark circles? Gross.
>>692177441
You coudn't be more wrong
>>692177441
>literally unfamiliar with the concept of opinions
>>692177623
post everything of her feet plz
>>692177623
>the most generic Dead shirt ever
0/10
