God Tier Cringe Thread
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God Tier Cringe Thread
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>>692109559
>>692110190
>>692110221
Why is that cringe ? It's a pretty good cosplay imo. Would talk to the guy, he seems cool
>>692110221
My Great Knife was made out of 60 pounds of actual steel... I wonder what that guy did, that he can lean it on a bathroom wall like that.
>>692109630
looks like his mom is taking he photo...
>>692110305
kill it
>>692110380
This is cringe..
>>692109559
Really? That whole fucking ensemble and you decided to wear your goddamn NewBalance's?!
>>692110355
Thanks for the OC
>>692110578
>if i send u frnd request than what u do
>>692110114
fucking faggot
>>692110125
>"nigerian sperm banks"
...wtf man?
>>692110578
tfw u had these guys on your troll acc friendslist
>>692110913
>falling for b8
Ok so my best friend is a fedora bro and ive been trying to pull him out of that abyss so far i got him to cut his long hair so how does he look and what should he do to fix himself i will be showing him the replies
Kek
>>692110578
How is this cringe? Shrikant is 100% based
anyone have pics/webms of people doing really cringy shit in public
those make me cringe the most
>>692109683
>can't even hold the sword properly
fag
>>692111091
it's cringe because of the white knight you dumb kid
>>692110322
i don;t get it
>>692111164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEnkdNtBlPM
i got this video enjoy
>>692110578
im blinded by that knight in shining armor
>>692110542
Jesus
>>692111128
hrgghhghhhh
>>692110190
>>692110221
No cringe here, pure win
>>692111247
It's like a post-ironic take on this
>>692109559
why does he look like he has no friends and is about to shoot up a school ?
>>692110322
every thread
>>692110875
that faggot is a girl
>>692109683
>>692109559
wtf are these retarded massive katanas?
>>692111128
Oh shit, they took the chans to jewbook, this really is cringe worthy.
>>692110125
Yes I know its about the tabs but that costume is good in a bad way
>>692110322
I dont get it
>>692111404
good eye anon
>>692111014
you cant fix his mind by changing his looks
>>692109559
Coem visit the /b/ chat
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
>>692110322
Wait how is this cringe?
>>692110190
Not even cringy
>>692110380
possibly high density foam or something
>>692110008
isnt that angry nintendo nerd?
>>692110221
not cringe
>>692111014
Shape up eyebrows & get rid of unibrow, shave mustache, get a better haircut, start working out, and probably make fashion changes.
>>692111625
Im in what do you want me to do?
>>692110221
not cringe
>>692111726
>>692110355
>>692111333
It's cringe because he used the nin canon ph from the shit tier movies for inspiration instead of the proper pyramid head.
Shit, what a fag...
>>692110355
>>692111333
>>692111779
he's thin and pale, it looks terrible
this pic makes me cringe hate rage everything
>>692110399
looks like his mom is pretty hot
>>692111845
sweet 4chan cosplay
>>692110322
I don't get it
>>692110008
There is nothing cringe about Christine
>>692111882
>>692111883
Both of these
>>692111185
Shikrant detected
>>692111897
That's actually hilarious
>>692111813
So like... Everything
>>692110221
I'm guessing the cringe is in that he's skinny?
>>692111726
>euphoria
>>692109683
average_washing_pole_user.jpg
>>692112170
Pretty much. Long story short, he's in bad condition rn judging from the pic.
>>692112097
a goonpic classic, rivalled only by wineguy with theatre fridge magnet
>>692110125
>jewish dating service
jew spotted
>>692109559
why do you think katanas are cringy ?
they are alpha as fuck. seen this one dude on the train who uses his sword to interrupt a fight ?
>>692111359
> Jumps from apartment block
> Missing for 2 days
Damn russia, no time to waste scooping up losers
>>692112372
...what? How is this cringe? I'm a body mod fiend and getting something like this done takes guts.
>>692112097
Family Guy is from 1999 but the room looks like its from the 80s...
>>692112524
it takes zero self respect, not guts
>>692111091
>Carlos V von Habsburg
Ayyyy
>>692112372
surely there lies some fault on the professionals responsibility in agreeing to create this monstrousity
>>692112285
>It's a another washing pole running R1 episode
>>692112524
>guts
a guy eating dog shit on the side of the road
>wow that guy got guts
>>692112631
hes baiting man you fell forit
>>692109683
Eat shit washing pole
>>692112682
OR DID I? because you just took my bait!
>>692112287
Can't hide that double chin, he doesn't even need to press his chin to summon it...
>>692112631
To each their own I guess. It looks cool IMO
>>692112672
Okay, go ahead and let somebody use a tattoo gun that close to your eyes then come back saying it doesn't require guts.
>>692110681
I lost it to your comment holy fuck
>>692111726
>>692110578
Girl is hot but definitely 18 shades of crazy
Dude works for the same company as me. now takes a giant stuffed toy everywhere. probably has cum stains on it...
>>692113242
I don't find this cringe...just sad. People who deal with inanimate objects like that are very lonely people. Feels man.
>>692113242
it looks like he has downs
>says every britbong ever
>>692112508
You're the problem
>>692111726
>walking through woods
>see naked man flailing around naked on the grass and moaning
>mfw
>>692111726
>>692113404
Not always. Its a fetish.
>plushophilia
>>692111251
In all honesty, I think this takes the cake for being the cringiest video on the internet
>>692111014
unibrow
>>692112892
IMO you're a fucking retard. I came to this thread to cringe, but now you got me raging
>>692113566
>tfw you will never get off on nature like him
>>692111726
(MOANING)
>>692112097
Context?
>>692112508
-detected
>>692113579
I just learned a new derogatory word to say to my cousin. Thanks doggo
>>692110542
>*sips mountain dew*
I thought we were on a cringe thread not a ylyl thread
>>692110322
This is in ever FUCKING THREAD. Why? It's always only a few posts in aswell.
>>692113694
...what? It takes a difference of opinion to drive you into a rage? Have you tried therapy because it sounds like you have issues.
>>692113817
Thanks anon enjoy doggo
I want a pepsi
>>692111128
>>692111333
FUCKIN TRIPN'
>>692109559
So much cringe I can't even....
>>692111726
did you catch that dab
>>692114207
Forgive and forget
4chan is cancer
>>692114551
>>>/out/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0
watch it
>>692112814
Here you go
>>692113493
"A man who gives up his freedom for security deserves neither." - Ben Franklin
>>692114953
I thought those were fingers
>>692114953
>>692114953
what the fuck, explain
some OC
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>>692115096
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>>692113493
>a rifle behind every blade of (hemp) grass
>>692114579
Oh my fucking christ
>>692115126
3/4
>>692115161
4/4
>>692114579
>>692114953
>>692114579
/thread
>>692110008
Neville?
>>692115201
The only thing I am cringing at is the use of internet explorer.
>>692115096
>>692115126
>>692115161
>>692115201
kill yourself worthless weeb
>>692114579
NO.
NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK
once...
>>692110008
CWC isn't cringe edgelorde XD
>>692111128
God dude put that shit away.
Imma save that.
>>692115307
alpha as fuck, he's got a sword and a nekkid bitch, which 98% of btards can only dream about.
>>692115307
Thoughts?
>>692115631
Dad jokes/10
>>692111128
>>692110305
Is that moot and boxxxy?
>>692115310
IE 11 is pretty good, tho. :-(
>>692115369
lol, no :-)
>>692115631
>audible cringing
>>692115496
that's so fucked up lol
>>692115443
>>692115752
Yup
>>692115631
they didnt even try to add a punch line like of course he died at least add somthing like "he had a blast!"
>>692115631
I find the exploitation of children for monetary gain to be morally reprehensible.
>>692115631
None of those even have a punchline
>>692115096
I don't think owning a gas mask is cringe, is it?
>>692111838
I want to jerk off to hentai of that rabbit but idk her name or where shes from. Can anyone inform me please?
>>692115631
what the hell, lol?
Is that an actual book?
Those aren't even jokes, except for the last one
>>692115900
is this bait?
>>692115631
>He was destroyed!
>>692115900
Zootopia you massive fucking furry faggot.
>>692115875
no, it's not the gas mask. It's that I dress like a mad scientist, have a wall full of anime posters and waifus, and spent hours and hours writing code and hacking my computer for Cirno.
Someone said my new homepage is the cringiest thing he ever saw posted on /dpt/
>>692115201
Idk, am I less cringey than I though?
>>692114579
everyday we drift further from god's light
>>692110380
>implying 60pounds of steel break the laws of physics and cant lean at a bathroom wall
>calling the abomination pyramidhead carries a greatsword
Fucking /b/
>>692115369
>Posting in a japanese imageboard
Faggot
>>692110380
>great knife
>mfw
>>692114207
Anti-Trump rallys.jpg
>>692115953
Really liking all of this zoot posting, dude. :^)
>>692116090
>>692116090
"hacking into computer" || "mad scientist"
>now this is pod-cringing
Your description of yourself is the cringiest thing.
Also your wall of animu is lackluster at best.
When I was in puberty my whole fucking room was plastered.
>>692115631
Literally garbage.
>>692113841
Oh jesus christ man. I'd kill the fucker
>>692110322
Could this be something similar to a numbers station? An inconspicuous message that some spy somewhere is still alive? Could the position of the post in the thread even be a message in itself?
>>692116666
FUCK
>>692116666
Why do people like that always wear shitty clothes IN ADDITION to their shitty shit shit?
>>692116599
go away im trying to enjoy this thread
>>692116666
>Quads
also
>Hamburger Helper
Only autistic furries can enjoy that shit.
>>692110322
Dubs of maximum cringe
>>692112892
Okay, go ahead and let somebody hold a pile of dogshit that close to your eyes then come back saying it doesn't require guts.
>>692115631
>did you
did you
>did you
did you
>did you
did you
>did you
>>692110913
>>692112463
You should not be here, this site is 18+ only
>>692116801
What do you mean, dude?
>>692109559
>>692109559
and the ugly people losers is ugly and try to make the attrative loser people and popular people look bad cause is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks plus smell like shit like beyonce so try to hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers are ugly and patahtic n ugly n smell like shit like beyonce
and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathatic and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce
and try to bother the attrative loser people and popular people the ugly way to be better then the popular people
and there is another proof that is proved by the popular people that the ugly people losers is ugly and lame and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce
and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like shit like beyonce and cant get guys or women and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce
>>692115806
I got another
>>692111247
>>692111597
>>692111671
>>692111972
>>692113857
Keep lurking, if you don't know this you must be something like supernewfags
>>692115752
Who?
>>692116963
Stop replying to me
>>692117099
Why dude? You've made me really curious.
>>692115442
I remember this guy from the group. Had to leave from the cringe
>>692117099
>>692117171
You both are contributing cringe to this thread, and not in a good way either
>>692115094
Most likely edema caused by a severe case of diabeetus.
This
>>692117210
It's probably the same fucking person too
>>692114544
expecto patronum
>>692117171
well fuck you blew my cover, thanks a lot you stupid fox
>>692112524
>doesn't understand how getting a fucking facial tattoo of stupid geek glasses is cringe
Thank YOU for the OC cringe...
Let me reiterate once more
>he got a tattoo on his face (rip jobs)
>of fucking nerd glasses
>he could have bought for like $20 and could just take them off if he EVER WANTED TO.
>>692117271
try harder
>>692117271
Wanna try again, dude?
>>692114953
>>692115094
It's edema, caused by fluids from the blood being pressured out into the peripheral tissue and causing the limbs to swell. A common side effect of being a land whale
>>692109559
holy shit I think that's my old roomie from college, Dan Payne. His fucking swords are why I moved out after he accidently put one through the drywall and into my room.
>>692113878
probably the complete retarded way of you trying to justify such fucking retarded choices
>>692109630
this guy is pretty cool actually
can imagine him as a badass anime character
>>692113805
Probably a somethingawful meetup. Goons used to hire pros to showup.
>>692117388
>>692117361
>Try harder
Will do
same
fag
>>692115096
YEBAT
>>692117361
>>692117388
>implying you aren't posting one set from your phone or from a laptop
It's okay to admit it's you, it's an anonymous image board. Plus, the embarrassment of that can't be as bad as the embarrassment of being turned on by a cartoon rabbit.
I am legitimately sorry that your parents didn't spend enough time with you for them to implant themselves onto you.
>>692117320
I don't know what you mean by that, but I think we're both tracking, dude. :^)
>>692117547
K dude, thanks. :^)
>>692117361
>>692117388
>>692117547
SAME FAG CEPTION
>>692111128
i think im gonna be sick...
>>692109683
Do ya think he might be compensating for something?
>>692111539
the second one(in order) is based on Sephiroth's Masamune
>>692117577
fuck off
test
>>692117577
Frig off Randy
>>692117600
i think we made the anons mad
>>692115496
lost
>>692117702
Seems to be the case, dude.
See how long you can watch before wanting to curbstomp this dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be698iaqY68
>>692114207
lol, was this the Australian antiscientology protest by 4chan?
>>692117664
Maybe silly but i dont see this being cringeworthy
>>692117702
No one is madder than god.
>>692115572
Why's the left one look vaguely like Channing Tatum tho?
>>692117577
BLYAT I AM THE BOBANDY BANDIT IDI NAHUI
>>692117067
>xDDDDDDDDDD lurk moar!!!!!!!!
>>692117847
>>692110305
Did they fuck?
>>692116603
>Your description of yourself is the cringiest thing.
Heh... that is unexpected...
>"hacking into computer"
Although, I actually do use a lot of programs and registry tweaks and stuff to alter my system. That homepage is custom coded, too. I'm using jQuery. Plan to make the center pane a combo pseudo-browser to load pages into from my nav AND a place where I can make a hentai app of Cirno: that message panel on the bottom right already counts up how many times I touched my waifu in the session... I plan to use that to define thresholds for activation of certain pictures for the event handlers and possibly a random perverted phrase generator.
>"mad scientist"
I put on the personality on my YouTube channel sometimes at least. I'm more like a lunatic futurist, though. I made a 40 minute video about how we should deconstruct Mars and Venus for use in starships as opposed to colonizing them, since the cost/benefit ratio was too low, and the risk factors were unnecessarily high for colonization
I call myself "mad scientist", because I pretty much assume most people would take my views as that of one.
One of my next "Mad Science" video playlists, actually, will be about "Applied Quantum Observation" which has to do with electromagnetic thought-programmatic propagation of eigenstate collapse with the goal to learn 'telekinesis'.
I figure anyone who's into Fringe Science the way I am would generally be called a "Mad Scientist", you know?
>Also your wall of animu is lackluster at best.
Well, I'm placing calendar pages up. At least until the end of the summer, I share this room with my brother, and I can't really encroach on his shit too much. At least I can't tear down his posters with like Witcher 3 and all that to put up more of my own crap
>>692116588
Nah
If it was an anti-trump rally, there would be a million angry beaners that don't even belong in the country trying to impose rules for the citizens on who they should/shouldn't vote for.
Plus the angry negroes and fat bitches......
>>692117595
kek
>>692115348
I wish I knew the origin of this pic. I love the concept of good boy points. Like, I imagine he has a chart at home with chores on it, and he gets 1 good boy point per chore, and his mum is furious at him because he cashed in 50 good boy points and said "I'll get a haircut" but instead bought a cheap watch.
>>692117034
learn some fuggin grammar, dude
>>692117577
Iam the liquor randy. Now frig off!
>>692109559
seems like a cool guy
>>692110322
doesn't seem cringe to mee. sorta cool in a way
>>692117775
You must think you're some kind of god or something. Getting people pissed on 4chan is about as easy as ordering off papa johns pizza, better ingredients better pizza.
>>692117990
True.
Here you need this.
>>692118101
I'm just impressed with how easy it was to do, dude.
>>692111726
>>692110221
Pretty awesome actually
>>692109559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ldggPUFdc
do i win?
This is a Judy Hopps porn thread now
>>692115631
at least it spawned the 'he was destroyed' meme
didn't know where it came from until now
>>692118101
Underage b&
>>692118101
Papa Johns
>>692118157
gottem hooked boyz
>>692113404
How do you know this isn't just a Halloween costume?
>>692111014
Don't listen to the other faggot replies. Shave everything but mustache and part unibrow. White shirts with pants only. That dude would look like he fucks Russian bitches with mob money.
>>692111333
Agreed
>>692118233
Fuck, dude! I love that edit!
>>692118207
>>692118233
>>692118244
I hope you dudes are where I think you're from. :^)
>>692118207
This is what happens when you let furry animal pedos in a thread
>>692117506
>Dan Payne
Please tell me that's actually his real name.
>>692118389
Submit to it faggot
>>692112285
kek
>>692113242
isn't that the retarded guy leafy roasted?
>>692117577
Fuck off Randy!
>>692118348
im not from /trash/ im from here this is my home place, i shitpost on ylyl threads
>>692110542
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>692118348
where might that be dad?
>>692118421
Well, at least you're in a cringe thread where you belong.
>>692117974
Well anon, as someone who is actively studying "Angewandte Informatik" (applied computer science) at RUB, I would call it simple programming/tweaking to be entirely honest.
You aren't exploiting any flaws in the system.
That whole special snowflake, "mad scientist" and "lunatic futurist" is cringey as fuck now, I shall give you that. If that was your goal, you have succeeded to a very high degree.
On an unrelated note, we built a "Tomatomat" lately, which in essence is a Pie checking if something is a tomato. Or not. Are we silly scientists nao?
Please don't try that hard to sound smart. People will respect you if you work smart.
Have fun coding, cringey-anon!
>I am a little jelly. After living with my gf I can't go full waifu-mode anymore. It's not that she forbids it, it just is somewhat laughable to me by now. Growing up is strange.
I like cars nao.
>>692110305
>>692110305
>>692118598
If thats the case you should be in /trash
>>692118521
>im not from /trash/
Damn, dude. Guess not.
>>692117543
Found the weeb
>>692111539
the really large ones were for horse/cavalry killing. No point nowadays though.
>>692114953
>>692117847
sexy juden snoz
>>692117847
>>692110305
>>692117968
I'm gonna guess no.
>pic related
>>692110322
CHECKED
>>692111765
No, that isn't James Rolfe you dumb shit, this is
>>692112516
You made me kek
>>692117968
I wonder what kind of child they could have and how it would be treated here.
>>692118152
That is a much better picture, yes
Danke, m8!
>>692116282
Actually if it was metal like the other guy's was, it'd slide down hard as fuck.
>>692117067
I've been here since 2001 Lurk mor feggit. :::::^^^^^)))))
>>692118969
>>692111897
God damn it, England can't do fucking anything right can they. That's not how sperm donation works you stupid inbred island fucks.
>>692116344
It's Japanese inspired jackass
>>692119065
Japanese-owned now, too.
>>692116666
>that set of quads and dubs
>Dub-quad get
>>692117352
>>692117352
this belongs in the comfy thread
>>692113287
>>692113287
Thank you for the gold
Tears are streaming down my face from the laughter
>>692114804
lol u jelly he fucked your crush?
>>692117974
HOW WOULD WE TAKE APART A FUCKING PLANET
MUCH LESS VENUS
YOU KNOW METAL MELTS IN LIKE 6 MINUTES THERE?
WED HAVE TO TERRAFORM IT TO EVEN START, AND HOW COULD WE DO THAT IF THE MACHINES THAT DID IT MELTED
>>692114026
>he also hates love and people
>>692117990
much edge
jesus fuck, you're cringe
>>692118670
I love imaginary boards
>>692109683
goddamn limp wristed faggot
>>692111359
Fucking hell, we need more faggots to do this.
>>692119512
Pretty new, huh dude?
>>692116825
Yeah, hamburger helper is shit.
Tuna Helper is much better, the Cheesy Pasta kind.
>>692119498
Not quite as cringe as thinking Sanders stood a chance. Don't be mad at me that you gave him your money and you got less than fuck all for it.
>>692113566
>then see the camera crew following him
>>692117577
fuck off bobandy
>>692117577
How about you get a boat to fuckoffity land?
>>692118629
>You aren't exploiting any flaws in the system.
I guess you have a point. Mine is more like 'hacking it together' like the original "hackers" at that, what MIT Train Club or something?
>That whole special snowflake, "mad scientist" and "lunatic futurist" is cringey as fuck now, I shall give you that. If that was your goal, you have succeeded to a very high degree.
See, the almost annoying part is, I was trying to be cringey with how I act in a more visible manner... apparently, according to you, the way I think is way worse, the 'real me' rather than the 'me' I show people...
That's actually annoying, because it means I can't be cringe when I wanna be, but make people cringe hard when I'm not trying....
>On an unrelated note, we built a "Tomatomat" lately, which in essence is a Pie checking if something is a tomato. Or not. Are we silly scientists nao?
Sorry, I have no idea what this means. The only thing I can think of is a Turing Machine, but that sounds incredibly incorrect. What did you mean by that?
>Have fun coding, cringey-anon!
thanks
>I like cars nao.
The only cars I ever really LIKED were the Delorean and the one my parents recently got, a Hyundai Accent
I'd actually consider getting an Accent when I get a car, but I'd have to get it used, because the fuel line would come out of it within a week. I'd be replacing it with a hybrid hydrogen-solar/electric
>>692115571
Obesity counts for minus points
