wew wew thread
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Wew/
>Most importantly: Wew Wew
>wew wew claimed
What the fuck
>>692088474
KILL NIGGERS
This is wrong.
>Rei
>>692088474
Fran claimed by a spooky Mortician.
this is a loli thread. fuck off op, i'm not claiming any waifu here.
Claiming in a very lewd thread
>what is this
>>692088474
Wew. Also claiming. Hello everyone
>>692088440
Thank you~
>Rolling anyways :^)
I'm bored
1 7275657994
Text me
No
>>692087525
(89 cent megumeme)
i said nothing about hating heretics the mosy
>>692087594
(shizuru)
pretty tired but feeling great
>>692087974
all those dirty heretics who can't spell right :^)
>>692088724
Agreed
>>692088098
Youre sensei
>>692088193
T-thank you!
>
>>692088227
>maki and makoto and saber get!
>>692088183
I doubt I have Asperger's, I don't fit any category that points towards me having it, other than not being able to reply to a conversation properly.
>>692088962
I thought you stayed in contact with him off thread?
>>692089036
>>692089036
>>692089036
Actual Waifu claim thread
>>692088960
>>692088962
Which one of you is the real dirty dan
>>692089060
As I said previously, you just find conversations boring most likely. All I do is nod my head and say the ocassional 'yeah'. How are you today?
I'm still not Dio.
Best Husbando claimed.
>>692089189
YES I'M DIO
>>692088894
>nice belly
oh-uh
roll :^)
>>692088990
..
Fuck
I knew you hated me ;-;
>>692089146
Then why do you miss him if you still talk?
>>692088474
>>692088724
>>692088748
>>692088749
>>692088818
>>692088831
>>692088849
>>692088856
>>692088874
>>692088894
>>692088960
>>692088962
>>692088990
>>692088995
>>692089060
what a bunch of faggots. get on my level weeaboo scum.
>mandatory mavis claim
>>692087204
How are ya doing??
>>692087525
Oh no no no now thats my favorite picture!
>>692088227
Noooo its just cuz I know you love her!
>>692089157
>what are file names
>>692089304
I miss seeing him here.
>>692089240
I'm pretty shit to be honest, my grandmother is sick and I can't shake this awful feeling.
And how are you?
>>692089060
Maybe you subconsciously think that you are better than most people you talk to, and it Is reflected through your social interactions without your knowledge? Not sure that's a thing but it sounds like some kind fuckery, which I like
>>692089299
But who could hate a cute little face like that?
>>692089551
Sorry to hear that. What's she got? If you feel comfortable talking about it of course.
Needs more lolis in this thread
Yozora claimed.
Wew.ladd
>>692089346
>almost 30
git gud fagg
>>692089685
am i the only anon here that isn't a pedophile?
>>692089685
Tomoko is not a loli.
>>692089764
In /wew/? Yeah
>>692088995
Not sure what parts im getting so not sure how much its gonna cost
>>692089376
>thats the joke
>>692089686
Hey there qt3.14
>>692089346
Lvl 19 wizards apprentice
>>692088072
Have fun Mirai.
>>692088096
Get shafted, again.
>>692088440
What the hell? Gabe should of been loaded, he eats that for breakfast.
>>692088521
I'll take your word for it man. You are right, it will get easier. Just when is all.
>>692088995
>4 off
Look where being greedy has gotten you.
>>692089360
You got me there.
>>692089764
>Implying that loving the Ruler of England is pedophilia
Uhhh
well i'll leave this
https://youtu.be/eVXKKaWJTls
and try to go to sleep
>>692089827
Fate and Nanoha. since no one here seems to grab them.
>>692089551
That's shitty, try spending time with her. My mom isn't in horrible condition, but she recently got out of the hospital and I'm helping her out a lot. Just took out a big bag of her puke, and helping her out a lot with other stuff. I absolutely mauled my legs from my run earlier, so that's not too fun.
>>692089764
>loli
>pedo
No, Dio dislikes loli. Still getting rich Mavis?
>>692089911
carry on saber, my mistake.
>>692088521 (Fran)
That sounds horrible. Will do.
>>692089346
I'm ninety faggot
>>692089360
Mhh~?
>wew lad
>>692089655
Apparently Sacchi..
>>692089897
He must've skipped breakfast today~
>>692089764
>implying a ship from 1939 is a loli
>>692089764
>
nah but yes
Also Cuddlefish CLAIMED
![Kirino [482].png](https://i.imgur.com/MSgbwtZ.png "Kirino [482].png")
Alright.
I'll be off for work.
See you in a while.
>>692088962
Sorry, Galko.
He was the better man.
And he won't even talk to me anymore.
>>692090241
Bye.
>>692089655
A cold, I know it doesn't sound like much, but it really does damage to her since she is old.
>>692089346
I lost my virginity at 12.
>>692089584
I have no idea man, I never had this problem until recently. I remember when I was younger I could have a decent conversation with anyone, I was a really sociable guy. (Or maybe I haven't realized I've always been like this.)
>>692089764
Yes.
>>692089868
Back at you~
What's up?
>>692089685
I concur
>>692090241
Bye.
>......wew wew?.....
>>692090312
>what is autism :-D
claimed
Holy shit this is fun
Competitive has only been out for a few hours but it's already as salty as the Dead Sea
Some quotes:
>did you know you can press H to switch heroes
>I am 5k mmr under my level
>You are lucky that you can play with a good player like me (match that broke my winning streak)
>This team doesn't want to win i'm afk
I'll be back eventually
Goodnight for now
>>692090439
>What is brain damage.
Fuck off tranny
>>692090351
Just shit posting and watching webms
>>692090437
No
Please no
Mizore have mercy
I don't know....What the fug... Is this?
Claimed....
>>692087881
>Smug smug
I can't.....
Since Battlefield and later on Timesplitters will be coming out, I have to be ready!
>>692087763
>You know who
2k.
Wow, assuming the quotation marks means that they happen rarely? Right?
>>692090601
Do I need to kiss your boo-boo?
Hopefully I can get some sleep.
>>692090279
You're fine, I still don't blame you.
>>692090540
Goodnight.
~Shiro
>>692090705
Wow now that's some quality painting.
>>692090543
>tranny
U wot
>>692090601
>>692090705
That's my job~
>>692090241
Don't staple your eye out!
>>692089346
I forwent wizardry for a pair of children. There is not a single day I don't regret it.
>>692090312
Well I hope she gets better! If she's not on a strict diet plan I have a recipe for an amazing chicken soup if you'd like. I'm sure she'd appreciate it.
>>692090498
Junkrat a best.
>>692089868
Sounds pricey
>>692089897
Last roll for tonight!
>maki, makoto and saber get
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>692090766
Good luck wonderful.
>>692090864
I wish the same to you friend.
~Shiro
>>692090498
That was me dude
You WERE lucky
>>692090700
I cry ;~; lucky you
>>692090766
Night Galky
>sleepy smug
>>692090864
Goodnight and take care.
>>692090842
Yeah man, I'd really appreciate it thank you.
>>692090540
Goodnight.
>>692090601
Same.
>>692090864
Goodnight smug.
>Tfw my friends get mad at eachother and I have to talk to both of them for each other because they wont.
Waifu= Tomoko Kuroki
Husbando = Mitskuni Haninozuka
>>692090705
Sorry whites only
>>692090828
Just dont be lewd about it
>>692090864
Good night
>>692091190
Wait no no no, I'm white. That was photoshopped by Mizore. Kiss booboo now?
>>692091190
It might need a few licks as well.
hoping she isn't claimed yet
>>692090842
>There is not a single day i don't regret it.
you obviously can't change the past, but you can decide how you want to live the rest of your life.
>>692090312
Its that Neet life friend. Probably not, but maybe. I think if you practice more it will come back to you. Charisma is a skill like anything else
>>692090601
Mako! Your my favorite pink haired vampire.
>>692091160
Post pics.
>>692091144
>>692091288
Checked.
>Check these too.
>>692090217
How about we take his wife's card?
>>692090864
Being greedy will get you no where. Night Smuggy.
>>692091288
Thats better
>>692091359
Just be gentle im sensitive
>>692091378
Your too late
>>692091144
We should get shipped
only shitters dont use namesync
>>692091359
L E W D!
>>692090700
No, it means its very good but i'll be bloody busy
>>692091556
>too late
where nigga
>>692091556
Looks like I may have to go a bit higher, check all of your leg~
>>692091666
Here ya go Satan. I made this a while ago, but assumed you could use it.
~Shiro
>>692091108
Paulson Family Chicken Soup, for the Days When the Medicine Needs a Drop of Love.
2 small or 1 large chicken (totally:5-6 pounds )
4 small onions
4 oz mushrooms
3 large carrots
2 leeks
1 tablespoon chopped fresh tarragon or 1 teaspoon dried tarragon
salt and pepper
1. Quarter the chicken and chop 2 of the onions. Place the chicken and chopped onions in a large saucepan and cover with water
2. Bring to a boil and simmer until the liquid has reduced by half. Skim the surface when necessary. Cover the chicken with more water and reduce by half again. This takes at least 4 hours. Cool.
3. Strain the liquid and set it aside ----you should have about 6 or 7 cups.
4. Pick the chicken meat off the bones, chop it, and set it aside.
5. Chop the remaining onions and other vegetables, add to the stock with the tarragon, and cook until tender.
6. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Add the chicken meat, heat through, and serve.
>>692091443
Just jokes. I love my little rascals.
>>692091802
You need someone to lick you too!
>>692091473
That's a good idea
You take it
>>692091855
I don't know why under her arm was black.
>>692091802
>>692091556
You two do that, ill watch...for science
-Eureka
I'm just stopping by to say what the fuck? lewdposter actually listened to me and decided to bake.
>jenny claim
>bye
>>692091878
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
>>692090217
indeed apparently sachi
>>692091556
Ok, but you must pay a shipping fee of dubs.
>>692091666
This better count as a roll.
Pls.
>>692091855
Checked
>>692091964
I concur.
Commence the lick, but let me watch.
why is the majority of people here gay pedophiles
no bait bullshit
I don't get the lewd hate, is it like a respect thing for the waifus?
>>692091756
>>692091715
Here
>>692091802
No your getting lewd
>>692092058
Why dont you take my place
>>692092200
Looks like you got me covered
>>692092281
Converting to Islam brb
>>692092200
>Dub dubs
>insert shinoa's "now go on, breed, hoorah for elicted sexual blah blah blah"
This hot pirate bitch is my waifu
>>692092420
>>692092200
You want to be shipped? You got it!
>>692092350
cool thanks
>>692091715
You can do it!
I can't even make that in a week. (only if I worked overtime a week, than probably.)
But still very impressive.
How physically demanding is it?
>>692091980
Those colors, those lines, the anatomy.
hnnng, too good!
>>692091666
Why thank you satan!
>>692091964
Oh well then I'll have to lick you back, friend!
>>692092200
For science!
>>692092350
It's not lewd, it's for you. And science. Nothing lewd here.
>>692092510
Not yuno
Me
Claiming Cirno with
ADVANCED DEDICATION!
>>692092510
NOT ME YOU IDIOT
>>692092539
Pretty physical yo, carrying the unit up into the attic.. idk how much it weights but its pretty damn heavy and then there's all the tools I carry with me
>>692092350
I couldn't... could I? What am I thinking of course not,
>>692092281
Nobody knows.
>>692092350
Fair enough.
How does 'shipping' work?
>>692092420
Kek
>>692092602
For
Academic
Purposes
>>692092847
ADVANCED DEDICATION!!!!!!!!!
STRONGEST!
No one is as dedicated as me.
>>692092479
Good taste anon. Easily the best part about Dual Destinies.
>>692092088
No problem! I've got a bunch of family recipes since my wife was a chef so feel free to come to me for some more ideas.
>>692092510
This is why you leave it to smugs.
>>692092674
You could do it like how I did it to Renge, declare your love for them while getting dubs. They'll accept it if you force it on them, don't worry.
>>692092850
You want to be shipped with Moka?
>>692092281
because we all have little girls as waifus
>>692092602
Dang thats a cute piece
>>692093005
oh shit, waddup?!
>>692093046
>Shipping me with someone that dosent give cummies
HAHAHAHAHA
>>692092970
Wew.ladd
>>692093005
It's dat cancer!
>>692093133
>Checked
Check these.
>>692092602
No you cant do this to me
>>692092889
Mizore would be happy to
>>692092931
Were together now
>>692093046
No its me and yozora
Besides me and yuno are no longer together
>>692093418
fucking whore
>>692093418
Why not just have a harem?
>>692093133
>>692092974
Thank you! Someone else who likes Sasha! She was great.
>>692093485
U talkin shit?
>>692093418
Agreed~
>>692093681
enjoy your aids
>>692092479
Yo love you man
>>692093407
>Wew.ladd
Yeah, I still need to make the center pane function to open webpages and/or a hentai game for Cirno, though.
Will probably use this as the orgasm screen
Still gonna need to figure out exactly what I wanna do with it, though.
That thing with the number of touches tho in the bottom right. Probably gonna add context-specific text messages for her to send to me. maybe a randomization feature to select from a list based on a perversion meter or something
Still gotta flesh out the idea, though (pun kinda intended)
>>692092850
Maximum gainz are had like that!
How long does it take to finish?
It's been a while since I've listened to Licensed To Ill. I forgot how good this album is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqBU7ollGRA
>>692093584
hehehehehe
>>692092931
For greater understanding!
>>692093407
I got memed on a while ago.
>>692093418
Oh I'll do it to you, I'm sure youll enjoy every second~
>>692093534
Im not that kind of waifu
>>692093681
We shall be a Gerald R. Ford class aircraft carrier ship
>>692092602
I'll go furst!
>>692093935
9 hours
>>692094027
Ha, then I'll go second!
>>692094090
To install an A/C? That's absurdly long. Last time I did one it took me half an hour.
Is it true Mizore, do you want to make beautiful science with together??
>>692094019
No im shipped please lust after someone else
Like yuno
Or eureka
>>692094090
You're up there with me.
9-11 hours depends on the day.
Split some of that cash, will ya?
>>692089398
Who do you even miss?
Claimed
>>692094630
MODS MODS MODS!!!!!
>>692093764
Kool-Aids?
>>692093821
Your dedication shines like a blazing beacon from above.
I applaud you, Cirno-anon.
>>692094020
No, we should be a Nimitz class aircraft carrier, the best in the world.
>>692094019
Get dunked on!
>Dubs
>>692094604
>9-11
>>692094354
Not for the ac itself, there's also the unit in the attic/closet and matter of adding freon, shit takes a LONG ass time for the freon kicks in if the unit is dry af
>>692094604
I'll think about it
monkey waifu.
>>692094725
Nah Gerald R. Ford class is the newest
Has railgun technology to launch planes
>navy is also working on real railguns
>>692095110
Good waifu
>>692094725
Boring/quiet night.
>>692094749
Jaja nice!
>>692094967
I need my fix though.
>>692095355
It'll pick up soon.
>>692095236
>Nah Gerald R. Ford class is the newest
I love aircraft carriers.
We should use them to colonize the sea
>>692095494
Doubt it. Hard to find anything but sadness in boredom. Thank you though.
Headed out for the eve, night everyone
Tired and sick
Night
Both claimed
>>692095494
Damn nigga chill I'll bring the purp
>>692095659
Sleep well
>>692088474
Historia claimed
Wew? Wew.
>>692095667
bullshit, i object your honor! anon is a total faggot, AND you can't claim two in one thread.
>>692095659
Goodnight.
~Shiro
>>692095535
We should use them to destroy outside nations
Britian is ripe for the taking
Claim the whole world under glorious emperor trump
>>692095236
Fair enough.
Gerald R. Ford class it is!
>>692095252
Cute.
>>692095110
>>692095667
This kills the man.
>>692095877
Checked.
>>692095918
Good day sir.
>>692095603
Music helps. (sometimes)
>>692095643
>>692095659
Goodnight and take care.
>>692095779
Purp? What about coke?
Dubs decides on whether I get 3 hours of sleep or sleep for however long until I wake up (still not going to bed for another 3-4 hours).
>>692095236
i know.
>>692096117
I've tried this. Taking my mind off hasn't helped too much. Just too much stress lately.
>>692096117
Nigga Im italian, not colombian
>>692095667
Shamefur Dispray
>>692094630
nice loli
>>692095659
Goodnight.
>>692096203
Cont.
>>692096049
Can't stump the trump.
>>692096117
>Coke
Naw,nigga.
It's all about that meth.
>>692096449
I always knew it~
>>692096454
>meth
>>692096092
We must complete a world tour to show off the ship
>>692096185
Nah fuck that
Stay up until tomorrow night like i am
>>692096454
We can only hope to serve him
>>692096449
Sorry im shipped
>>692096558
Piss off baka
>>692096448
>>692096449
peaches
>>692096449
if only....
