Club kek is open Dubs gets in Trips gets V.I.P
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Club kek is open
Dubs gets in
Trips gets V.I.P
Yeah, i'm on the list
Too much AIDS
move the fuck out my way degenerates
>>692084930
here comes the tripler
Good to be back in
check em
>>692085002
i mean um..
checkm
trips
>>692085069
wait...
>>692085149
FUCK
hello very much
check 'em
Check it, niggas.
I'm ready 4 my kek soup.
hello all
Well can I GET in?
sup bois
get
>>692085444
VIP COMING THRU
Shots on me boys
I'm ready for my kek soup.
>>692085444
>360 spin
>sunglasses off
the triplers in the house
>>692083983
fuck that
join the dickening
>>692083457
Nice
K E K S O U P
E
K
S
O
U
P
Me sucky sucky, let in?
VIP Here
>>692085444
Right this way sir
heil hitla!
well hello gentlemen
nice sunglasses
Lemme in
Hello
>>692083983
Yeah I'm on the list,check it again
>>692086111
VIP
I can haz vip?
>222 get
>>692086111
Ayy lmao
>>692086135
Sir I swear, check again
>>692086377
it checks out
your in
>>692086111
Yes sir, Right this way. All drinks at the bar are free
>>692083983
Hi billy, how's the family?
Im here to party
I'm ready to dance.
Outta my way faggots
>>692083983
essssscusame hermano
ty fir tripzzz
G'DAY CUNT HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Gettin the Good life in Club Kek
Step aside boys
Fuck niggers
Hopefully this place is better than that Pulse place next door
may i enter?
Let me in, please.
This place bores me
Fum
>>692083983
Hail hispachan
Trips here, step aside
I don't like the music hear anyway.
Move aside faggots
can i cum inside?
i swear im 18
>>692083983
that you hunter?
Roll
I don't have to show you shit, faggot.
It's cool.
I'm on the list.
>>692083983
Out of the way, meathead. Here's my VIP pass
>>692083983
rollin
>>692087765
Get the fuck out of here.
We don't accept your kind.
>>692083983
Rollin
Fuck blacks
Kek mate niggers
I brought my autistic brother and my brony cousin.
Can I come in now please?
>>692083983
I'm just heading to my white Bronco, I will be at club Kek soon.
>>692087914
CHECK IT AGAIN YOU IGNORAMUS
>>692083983
Check em
LET ME IN
Im muslim
I don't need permission.
Move aside
Mmph?
I'm on the list
i am become in
Check em
Make way faggots
i fucked a fish today. am i allowed?
HEEEEY. Remember me buddy?! You'll let me in right? And my buddy in VIP said he'll be waiting for me. Whaddya say? Here's a $20.
>buys the club
>plays polka music
FUCK YOUR OP FAGGOTRY
Man I hate this place, foods ight tho
>>692088791
pls let me in
I'm the Jarl of Whiterun.
Hollar if you need me.
>>692088333
There. That measly fuck there is my friend.
He said he'll suck your dick and tongue your ass too.
>>692089238
no i didnt
I'm in beeotch
>>692083983
Hey mayne
LET'S PARTY! Check that vip status
>>692085194
dont worry he is with me
>>692090034
i got to get my card
>>692090116
out of my pocket
Check em. NIGGERS BOW BEFORE MY DUBS
>>692090175
gotta open this
here 2 parT
This party is fucking lame.
Ravioli ravioli give me the rolleroli
Let me in.
hotshot coming through, here
I'm goin in
im sorry heres my real card
If you don't let me in I'm gonna shoot up the place you just watch.
Goin' in
Dubs
Out of the way
Greetings fellow chum
I'm in
Hey niggers check these sweet ass trips
i already know im in
jk
Gotta get those dubs kiddo's
Grandma's feelin frisky tonight!
naggers
I don't think you realize who I am do you?
I've been waiting in this line for two hours
this is so cringy lmao
>>692083983
Trips
Hell yea I'm on here
Get out of my way faggets
>>692091646
alright ya whipper snappers!
Time to get in!
Let me in, im the owner.
Homelessness is bliss
I'm on the list. Step aside chump.
hello gay retards
22
i know the owner m8
let me in fam im half fucked already
Step into the club like whattup I got a...
fuck off
>>692083983
Sorry, but I'm in the list
can i go home now
kek desu
>>692088644
I am with him.
>>692092732
Check again I swear
>>692083983
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG VIP
I know the DJ
>>692092665
im half fucked let me in
>>692092787
I SAID CHECK AGAIN YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT
I know the manager.
Sign me up
Roll homie
>>692092878
AGAIN
>>692083983
Vip get
>>692092848
>>692092665
ill just crawl away and never come back sorry for bothering you
let me through
You wanna razzel dazzle ?
>>692092997
Off by two
Hey bouncer guy, I'm looking for my friend... I think he's inside...his name is Ben... Ben Franklin... Know him?
How do i get back stage
Bouncers are fake and gay
>>692092950
Stop it please
>>692083983
kek king here
Hi, can I come in?
>>692083983
Give this VIP a couple bottles of goose. Les geh crunk up in this joint. Boi!
Give me your best Vodkek please...
>>692092778
Pyro back me up over here.
Give me your best Vodkek please....
Reroll
pyongyang
Sup fam
Check'em >>692093488
Give me My V.I.P and my Vodkek please
Hello boys
>>692083983
Sup
If I take of the mask, may I come in?
>>692083983
QUADS GET 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB TRUMP WILL GET ELECTED PRESIDENT
I give you a Pepe if you let me in
>>692083983
I AM BRINGING IN THE CHEESE PIZZA,OPEN THE WAY.
>>692094093
i guess nobody cares.
Comon sonny, let me in. I got senior discounts on that bar you know!
My nigga
Reroll
>>692083983
thats a dinger
Move aside, im on the list
>>692085552
So close for quads
ill just sneak around back
Roll
Maybe if I give an offering, I can be let in
>>692083983
Step aside for your king
>>692095373
I SWEAR IF YOU DON"T LET ME IN I'LL....
check em
Nigger
roll
No...these aren't fake dubs...
I got quads... that means I own the joint
Lemme try
>>692095637
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
nigger
please?
>>692083983
I'm not cool enough for Club kek...
step aside poorhomos
Cool guy comin' through
cool guy ACTUALLY comin' through
My best friend is the owner.
don't worry I'll let you guys in.
not.
pranked ya haha, now i'm actually coming through
Check em
>>692096927
Yep... Thought so.... I'm just gonna go back home and play some vidja.....
>>692097457
Fuck
boipussy
Move over dick fart I'm on the list
Chekkem baby
I once didn't get into the club, then I presented my dubs
>>692097722
Come on in faggot
Lemme in
![doorman[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/vSifzWA.png "doorman[2].png")
>>692097722
bitch that's right you better lemme in
>>692083983
What if I want to work security?
>>692098100
Access granted.
>>692098100
Does this mean i'm Hired?
>>692084830
Step aside
Go fuck yourself I'm going to the Singles bar to drown my sorrow
Pls daddy
>>692083983
VIP Here.
>>692098399
welcome
Check 'em niggers
Let me through. I know the owner.
Ah yes, I'll gladly enter your magnificent club, here's my ID and my dubs, possibly trips if I have enough kek power.
VIP comming through
Roll
My card is in my pocket
>>692098775
I don't think you know who I am, I'm a highly appreciated member of society and a very important person, let me through right this second or else I'll have to let my bodyguards's fist meet your face.
Ima call my buddy, he gon get u a reall noice set of dubs, ye?
you ready for this?
let me in
>>692099134
I gues yor nit a men of doubs
, I understin gud sr, butt plus. taik em
Top Kek
>>692083983.
Dubs or higher and club kek threads are abolished again.
>>692099393
>sigh
Sir. I'll be quite frank, you are a magnificent man. My wife and I miscarriaged our poor, poor son that we thought we'd grow and he'd live a happy life, maybe even have kids of his own. you know how important it is for a man to have a son, right? don't do this for me. Do it for my son
Vip bitch
>>692083983
Time to get some bitches in da club
cmon bruh
rolllin
Check em
>>692083983
Lemme in
Rollin for fun
Outta my way losers my name is Chad and I'm about to pound some roasties
I'm on the list checkem
let me in you stupid nigger
>>692083983
im down
>>692083983
suck it
>>692083983
wew
yo dude let me in
EZ
Coming through lads
>>692083983
Excuse me, coming through.
>>692099961
rolling again since bouncer is a nigger
Let me in.
I am tough
Let me in im vip yo
Here I am.
HEEY WHAT I MISS
I have the bitches
ALLAH AKBAR
Colombia
Goodevening mister Security guard. I should be on some list.
Aye
soy mexicano
>>692101854
>>692083983
This is boring...
and i'm even dubs
>>692083983
>shakes hands with bouncer
>cum tissue in hands
Does he notice?
V.I.P Here.
![Forty_keks[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N3Oq7ug.jpg "Forty_keks[1].jpg")
>>692102524
Shit.
>Oh sorry, I didn't know that was my cum tissue
>Shakes hands again, this time with forty keks
Fag
>>692102626
He really doesn't want me in.
>come back with clown disguise
How tough are you?
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>692083983
h-h-hey p-party people! i'm r-r-ready to party! h-h-here's m-m-my i.d. F-f-fake? n-n-no sir this isn't f-f-fake! M-m-may I c-c-come i-in now?
Topkek
>>692102732
Alright, last try
>wrench
>>692086488
this club sucks
Sah
let me in!
Check em'
bam
im comin in
vip.
said enough
rollin
gimme
