Rekt thread, here we go
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Rekt thread, here we go
>>692071351
claysic
>>692072086
that mixtape must have been straight fire yo
>>692071951
Shits that horrible but kinda funny
>>692071791
Talcum powder is nuts.
>>692072177
Jesus fucking christ he's a lost cause after he first lit himself up, why bother?
>>692072177
check'd
>>692071951
Nice way to get worms
>>692072582
Holy kek the filename
>>692072177
>Freddy Krueger begins
>>692072315
story?
>>692072946
Once upon a time there was this idiot who was as new as summer............
>>692072177
Link to video?
>>692072946
The stage falls on a bunch of fags what more do you want to know
>>692071351
is he died?
>>692073534
Pretty sure mang
>>692073534
No, he landed on kittens and puppies and lived happily ever after.
>>692071523
>Accidentally bit jawbreaker
>>692071951
>>692071951
HOLY FUCK
>>692073295
you sure are a real stupid nigger
>>692073884
When you're old enough you'll know..... You'll know... Also, I don't know about each other faggot.>>692074416
Thats what your mom said when I didn't cum in her.
>>692074291
dat club!
>>692074621
>being baited this hard
>>692074621
So my mum also think you are a stupid nigger. Go figure
>>692074653
does this have a story?
>>692072917
that's why we make passing cars stop. get on America's level you third world pieces of shit
>>692075039
Enough to rek that nasty snatch. yup.
>>692071351
wear a seatbelt kiids
>>692075048
Kid tried selling a gun to the guy he stole it from.
>>692075048
yeah, nerve gas is a son of a bitch
>>692075488
Fucking niggers
>>692072177
why the fuck did he do that??? story????????
Ask a faggot who listens to asmr regularly anything
>>692072582
What in the holy fuck is that thing that pops out of the manhole before it blows up? Humans don't move like that
>>692075278
You really are a dumb ole nignog
>>692074320
Honda pilot
>>692075657
that fucking filenamekek.webm though
>>692075773
A Nightmare on Elm street
>>692074653
Greatest file name I've ever seen
>>692071351
*snork*
>>692073903
>692073903
what a hoss
>>692076105
its bungie jumping. still funny without context
>>692075844
Nope Whiter than Casper. Just having fun making you so mad.
>>692076278
you really are a dumb nigger
>>692075624
Iranian arms race
>>692076278
only a nigger would say that
>>692074985
GAHHHHHHHHH DAMN
>>692076105
you expect a wheelchair bound person to be able to jump off a bridge by themselves? They deserve the suicide they want, and them being handicapped should not be a excuse.
>>692076155
I wish I could take credit for it
>>692075952
nice cosplay
how did it happen?
>>692073884
sure is summer in this bitch
>>692075842
what are you, an expert on exploding debris?
Please; say yes.
>>692076384
Whatever makes you sleep better with your hamster tonight.
>>692076370
wow... i'm just impressed...
>>692075488
This is why nobody likes niggers.
White guy, minding his own business walking on sidewalk and those monkeys go bananas on that white guy.
Wait a minute... black people walk in the middle of the street. FAKE BLACK PEOPLE!
>>692076650
dog attack
>>692076764
you really are a dumb nigger
>>692075757
People need to stop saying this is rekt, this is not rekt at all.
>>692075488
>white guy's fault.
He thought they were human / equal / moral / civilized.
Every time a liberal scumbag is assaulted by a nigger, it warms my heart.
>>692076940
Whatever makes you sleep better with your frog tonight.
>>692076564
I never realized I was being so ableist
>>692071523
Very kek
>>692075624
lost
>>692071523
Goddamn I'd love to fuck his warm throathole
>>692076909
I regret asking.
>>692076564
we should really have off-ramps on bridges so chair-Charlies can roll off themselves
Wouldn't this come under the Americans with Disabilities Act? Somebody should sue.
>>692076239
David Cameron would be pissed
>>692075952
>>692076650
I'm pretty sure this is fake. If you are familiar with the proportions of the skull you would know that the eyes are about half way down the head. So unless this person had a seriously malformed skull bone then it's probably a viral advertisement or something.
>>692075080
That's why we have a rule and signs everywhere on the bus saying not to walk out or cross from behind it until it's passed instead of impeading traffic.
Get on Europe's/Australia's level you fatworld pieces of shit.
>>692073903
Silver vs Global
>>692073903
>lvl.100 character
>>692071791
JEESUS
>>692072177
i dont get it, he lit up so fast, he had to be covered in something. how did the people standing right next to him not smell it?
>>692077054
you really are a dumb nigger
>>692071951
I should do that to my brothers gfs cat t
>>692077414
yes, clearly your signs worked perfect.
because it's easier to get excited children not to run than it is grown adults to stop, right?
is your whole nation retarded?
>>692077368
I think he/she/it is cringing so it looks farther up the skull than it is, but I don't have any medical credentials so what the fuck do I know
>>692077570
Whatever makes you sleep better with your mom tonight.
>>692077414
Live in Murcia
Public transportation in my medium city have the same warning sings on them
>>692076771
>Lama
Not only did you spell "Llama" wrong, but that isn't a llama. It's a camel.
>>692077789
como te llama?
>>692072385
Made ur peepee tickle too huh?
>>692077789
That's the joke fella
>>69207770
T-rex fight
>>692077789
>Being this new
>>692076771
that is a camel
>>692076370
That's some potent nerve gas
>>692077558
You can see at the beginning of the webm he's pouring something on himself. Then he drops the bottle. I guess they just didn't care
>>692071351
This was pretty fucked up
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>692071351
If "rekt" could be quantified, this would be among the most rektd anyone has been. Hurled from a car after getting rektd earlier by the police during a chase and then run over.
So perfect.
>>692077751
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>>692077789
It's actually an Alpaka you dumb nigger
>>692077892
>illegal to kill yourself
What are they gonna do, put your corpse in jail?
>>692075952
HAIL HYDRA!!
>>692077984
This.
Also, captcha was Melissa Fox
>>692077892
did anyone ever find this bitch someone wanted to put her in a snuff film
>>692074415
Newfag detected
>>692077255
What normal male with a stiff dick wouldn't? No homo of course.
>>692072315
Are you kidding? The roof was on fire.
>>692077700
what the fuck is this.webm
>>692077892
So what, do they arrest your corpse if you hang yourself?
It's a really dumb law
>>692078055
Sorry you're butt hurt. Also, Whatever makes you sleep better with your chinchilla tonight.
>>692078164
That has nothing to do with legality. But yeah, that's essentially the flaw in the law.
Can someone give this anon an award for being the first one to figure this out?
>>692078019
I once heard a story on the radio back in middle school on the bus about a guy who was standing on a manhole cover that exploded up and launched him into the air onto power-lines then he fell off onto a bus.
>>692077892
she got tracked down and prosecuted for that.
>>692077789
You mean that horse thing?
>>692077396
I would be sop embarrassed if I died this way. This is literately worse than being a guy and chocking to death on a gallon of cum that isn't yours.
>>692074985
that's fucking brutal
>>692077892
That doesn't stop 42,773 people,
>>692078492
Gotta blast
>>692077950
>>692078283
>>692077984
Where in the fuck is the joke?
>>692078393
I would become a cop just to put handcuffs on a corpse
>>692074072
congrats you can read
>>692077789
Thats a fucking iguana you aggot
>>692075952
story?
>>692072422
GTA In a Nutshell
>>692074985
this would be legendary if David Attenborough would do his narration on this
>>692078564
that's fucking hilarious.
I wish i could go out like that.
>>692078719
the joke is purposefully misspell the animal you fucking sandnigger
>>692078263
welcome to the internet.
>>692078168
Damn, not rekt because they jumped out with parachutes :/
>>692077892
>illegal to kill yourself
Yeah, the punishment for committing that crime is deather.
>>692078168
Pilot was Canadian was what done it.
>>692077597
>implying you can pick up a cat
kill yourself edgelord.
no, i'm serious. buy a rope with your mom's credit card that's strong enough to support your putrid body, and hang yourself. no one's going to miss you, you piece of shit.
>>692078492
yes. keep up the good work btards
>>692078985
And for the last 15 years I haven't been able to relax while standing on a manhole cover since.
>>692078890
Is he alright?!
>>692072177
>saving him
>tfw you try and burn yourself and you get saved, now live with 3rd degree burns and are disabled
happened to
>>692078415
You're killin' me LMAO
>>692078415
you are a nigger, nigger.
>>692074477
kek that last punch at the end.
>>692079211
Lazy nigs can't even rob a store without knocking off for a tenner
>>692078986
and this just got way too meta for me
>>692075138
YOU SICK FUCK!
>>692075624
Is that an arm at the end?
>>692079211
Black friday man... they should outlaw this shit
>>692079314
human pasta
>>692078919
Suposedly atacked by pitbull in her sleep
>>692079211
Here are a couple of their buddies.
>>692078986
Sounds like another one of those "jokes" that are supposed to excuse you for being a retard.
>>692079314
holy fuck dude
>>692079594
have some fucking respect dude
>>692073752
all i can think is the gelatinous blob on futurama
>>692079239
Whatever makes you sleep better with your lice tonight.
>>692079676
It's not my fault that you didn't got the joke, stop projecting on me.
>>692079865
nig
>>692079662
They really should've just let the robbers take the money instead of killing them. They weren't going to hurt anyone, but instead you put everyone at risk.
>>692079594
????????????????????????????????
>>692073903
I don't care if he was a bad guy. I always root for the guy being ganged up on.
>>692078985
RIP britanny
>>692079676
Hey he's just trying to help you not looking like a newfag, you can keep doing as you please
>>692074335
Fake
>>692074335
ISIS has great cinematographers.
>>692080078
thats a nice pomegranate
>>692072422
This is better with sound. Link, pls?
>>692080350
and how is this a get?>>692073884
>>692075048
Fucking newfag
>>692077892
That is actually the worst thing I have ever seen
>>692080078
>>692080359
Id fuck that pomegrante
>>692079594
dude are you fucking kidding me? i thought id saw it all but this is some sick shit
you disgust me
>>692080268
and gay.
>>692078523
Another of these fake isis videos where we can't see shit because no one actually died
>>692080517
Nubs you newfag
>>692080309
>>692080268
>great cinematographers
they are extremists that value weapons over clean drinking water, but hi-def video editing is their main concern... sure thing...
>>692080666
sweet jesus
>>692080350
My thread is blessed
>>692078263
She was caught and punished for the crime. I think she spent 6 months in jail.
It was in Estonia or Eukraine, something eastern europe.
She said she lived on a farm and one of the dogs had puppies, and her grandmother told her to get rid of the puppies.
>>692080719
dubs need to be at the end of the post you fucktard
>>692080666
OH FUCK
>>692079594
the madman!
>>692076568
Lost
>>692079202
When freak accidents like that happen i remember how beautiful life is. Sounds kinda fucked up, but idk how to explain it
>>692079890
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was beating up on a woman.
>>692080517
>>692080719
totes nubs you fucking newfriend
>>692080910
Not dubs, NUBS.
>>692078114
>>692076771
your both retards thats a Camel
>>692075488
Cops are slacking, they need to do more nigger hunting.
>>692079967
Whatever makes you sleep better with your ferret tonight.
>>692079662
Love that coup de grace thru the side of yellow helmet.
>>692072177
@ 12 seconds
>Immediate regret
>>692079890
"Stop projecting on me"
Fucking faggot. What are you, a feminist?
>>692081117
woosh
>>692080517
are you fucking kidding me right now?
>>692074754
What the fuck is happening? Bomb in rightside and dead in leftside. wtf?
>>692071351
Fucking pigs disgust me - this brutality is sickening.
>>692079594
Oh lord I'm going to be sick.
>>692081242
kek ctm
>>692081402
The power of nerve gas
>>692074486
My, what big eyes you have?
>>692074486
Maximum adolf to that gif and kek to your post.
Good job anon, I lost.
>>692081402
A crane outside of the building fell on it
>>692079594
Oh shit
>>692075952
stupid bitch had a chimp for a pet and it ate her face...seriously.
>>692081561
It took a crane to take them out
>>692078114
it's a camel. Look up the two.
>>692081423
>>stupid bitch got what she deserved
>>692081402
crane collapse in Mecca last year wasted a bunch of hajis
>>692079594
burn in hell fuckhead
Why are black people so stupid?
>>692075952
What the hell happened here? Are they still alive when this was taken?
>>692081702
>>cause they're niggers
>>692072422
Keep Austin Weird
>>692081562
Damn wasnt someone watching it
>>692081702
Do you want an actual biological answer?
>>692081515
Nope. talcum powder.
>>692079211
He dindu nuffen. Mommas shouldn't have to worry about their nigglets getting killed for robing a store.
>>692077700
Even with no arms the instinct of dindus to be violent and fight wont be denied.
>>692081386
elephant just trying to hackysack
>>692079143
wow youre one edgy alpha male, aint ya?
>>692081824
yes but she didnt survive for long
those were emts tryng to save her, story is either a pitbull or a chimp that she was keeping as pet ate her face in ehr sleep and she woke up like that
>>692081927
I think we could all benefit from that, yes.
>>692075624
Might not even be his arm
>>692074477
Driver let out some pent up rage on the niglet
