make a woman mad in 5 words or less.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
make a woman mad in 5 words or less.
The wage gap is fake
No you can't go shopping again
Your friend is hot.
Bitch
calm the fuck down
>>692053716
I fucked your sister.
what about abortion right equality ?
>>692053927
this
Go back to the kitchen
there's only two genders
can I fuck your sister?
>>692053716
Just need one word.
Fat
>>692053716
you look fat
>>692053912
Thats 6 dummy
I disagree.
MGTOW
>>692053716
Your sister's pussy tastes better
A watermelon fucks better
You look old my love.
>>692054234
>>692054256
>hivemind
I fuck random black chicks
I like men
Men are superior in many ways
Fucked your mother 18yrs ago
His name is Robert Paulson
Would you like some help?
Have you gained weight?
>>692054430
lul two same responses xD
Hivemind!!!
God created you last
>>692053927
Your sister is hot.
Is that too heavy?
My mother blows better
>>692054619
God saves shitting for last
>>692053716
It's not you it's me
>>692053716
slut.
WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
pic related
Gimme back the credit card!!
Your sister gives better head.
Your just over reacting
>you're wrong.
..Cunt
>>692053716
Let's split the bill.
>>692053716
Not everything is rape.
>>692053716
Extra bacon on my sandwich.
Sorry, I was not listening.
>>692054257
why would this make a woman mad
you look like my mom
You are not always right
>>692053716
Nice belly, are you pregnant?
>>692055262
Nope, --- You look like your Mom...
>>692054316
U ever fucked a watermelon? For reals it's the shit. Once it gets warm oh damn I swear it's just as good as the real thing. I prefer seedless but you get a little more bang for your buck with the ribbed pleasure of seeded watermelon. Ymmv tho
>>692053716
ugly ass fat stupid cunt
She knows how to please
Get your anus ready baby ;)
Whats that smell? Oh, sorry.
Vid Name or Link OP?
I do not care bitch.
>>692053716
yeah i fucked your sister.
Cunt
>>692053716
Actually the facts show that...
your pussy is too flappy
A fetus isn't your body
Can you calm down, please.
Stupid cunt.
I called a girl this in 6th grade, got suspended for 3 days.
Fuck your hairy bint ass
>>692055379
Wut
>>692053716
I thought you were asleep!
>>692053716
Your not THAT fat.
>>692054316
>>692055379
I've done this 4 times now and it's AWESOME. Of course there's lots of preperation, but god damn it feels good.
I'm voting for trump.
"I want it like that", especially while pointing at a picture of something.
>>692053716
Cunt.
You look like a man
>>692053716
Now that's a stinky cunt
>>692054316
>>692055379
>>692056164
This is now a watermelon fuxin thread.
Your mom was better
honey what happened it never clapped like this before
I quit my job.
You look fatter
I cut your toothbrush bristle
You fucked up your eyebrows.
I "forgot" to pull out
You're wrong
>>692056866
kek
What is your name again?
>>692056881
*your
ITT: people that can't count to five
when she talking about her boss and u say he/she is right u know
Where's your daughter?
>>692056186
I felt the fucking Bern after I said that to my dishwasher
>>692053716
get a job
>>692053716
youre a cunt.
>>692056959
idiot
>>692054446
>use 5 words or less
>Men are superior in many ways
>6 words
fucking kek
>>692056608
http://m.spankbang.com/cuaj/play/longmint+fucks+watermelon/480p/
>>692053716
Rape Culture is a Myth
>>692056959
jesus, you're fucking retarded, right?
I miss my ex girlfriend
>>692056959
>>692057117
Kek
You made me gay
Is that mustache new?
Credit card is maxed again
>>692057354
*your. You're is a contraction of you are which is not correct here nitwit. Dumbasses all y'all
>>692055379
It really gives the meln that chlamydia spi e
>>692053716
Shhh!
...Sandwitch, bitch.
>>692057639
Wutttttt
"I love you"
>>692057625
I'm guessing you didn't finish 2nd grade...
Being single man is great
>>692057625
I hope this is bait for your sake
you are overreacting
Pfffttt, like your opinion matters.
Cunt
Men
seventy seven cents per dollar
You're over reacting.
>>692057913
*you're. And no it's not bait.
>>692053716
How old is your sister?
Checked your daughters rectal temperature.
Your daughter gives better head.
>>692053716
Fuck off, you dirty bitch
I took all the money
>>692058209
I hope this is bait for you are sake.
Women are second class citizens.
Periods aren't really that bad
>>692057625
"your" is a way of indicating ones belonging
"you're" is a contraction of the words "you" and "are" and therefore puting "your" infront of retarded would not work because you cannot own retardation.
>>692054544
>xD
>on fucking /b/
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>>692053716
You never told me to
>>692058357
I am not sake. I drink sake. Sometimes too much.
Men are better than women
You belong a slave, bitch.
>>692058562
>falling for bait
>tfw I might be falling for bait
>>692058628
exactly, and therefore you are (you're) retarded
>>692053716
I'm fucking your sister
Works every time
>>692058816
inb4 "i don't have a sister"
>>692054772
feel bad for him.
i don't want you anymore
Pay For It Yourself.
>>692058766
Fight me IRL
you gained some weight, right?
>>692058766
your*
no, you sleep on the couch!
>>692053716
Your sister is prettier
Woman aren't equal to men
>>692054257
No you can't goshopping again
>fixed it
>>692058628
Like right now?
Put that feminine penis away
Will you sign a prenup?
>>692053716
You swallow, like your mom?
>>692053716
>You should really go exercize.
>I'm not ready for that commitment
>I'm going to hang tonight
>How old are you btw?
>I don't want to talk
>That'll do pig, that'll do
>Fish smell? Is that you?
>Do you want some gum?
>Let's not talk about feelings
>Why can't you go half?
>I don't go down period.
>Here's some alieve. Feel better
>Must be the 28th today
>I don't want kids, sorry
>Sorry not sorry you cunt
>Are you for women's sufferage?
( a lot of people don't know women's sufferage was a movement back in the early 1900's to allow women to vote. Many people will say they are not for it and get pissy because they hear the word suffer. This is true.)
>Go fix me a drink
>Where is my sandwhich, pumpkin?
>Leave me alone, would you?
>You're not getting an IPhone
>If you love me, swallow
>Yeah she is very pretty
>Diamonds, a bitch's best friend
>Women are not that funny
>Another shitty romantic commedy? Again?
>How many cocks you sucked?
>You have turned me gay
>Money's on the counter, bye
>>692059364
Dumbfuck dis muh bait and muh fishing hole. Back off!
Will you PLEASE marry me?
>>692053716
Are you pregnant? Oh.
>>692060019
kek
>>692053716
"what did you say?"
Your dog is better
>>692053716
Go away.
Must be that time of the month again.
>inb4 that's more than 5 words
Women's studies is meaningless.
>>692053716
Are you on your period?
You're such a girl
>>692060705
*your
She'll have a salad, thanks.
>>692060271
*your'e
>>692053716
newfags can´t triforce, stupid cunt
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Jetfuel cant melt steel beams
"Cunt"
>hello, I do not have a job.
>>692060894
Toppers
>>692060901
ure*
Your overreacting
>>692060894
Too good.
>>692053716
I got fired today.
trump trump trump trump TRUMP!
Just like your fucking mother
>>692055379
>U ever fucked a watermelon? For reals it's the shit
Are you by any chance african-american?
she's got room for more
that AIDS test, Positive :)
Put this bag on first
>>692061387
>>692053716
I don't have much money.
Let your sister tag in
mind if I smoke this meth-amphetamine?
>>692053716
moist
didn't think?! DIDN'T THINK?!
Gotta get down on friday
You mind going dutch?
The dog's vag is tighter
cold in the ground, today?
>>692054257
found the woman
netvideogirls account please? (no seriously does any1 have one)
that your feet I smell?
>>692053716
Are women even people, really?
check these dubs, bitch-cunt!
Your sister has better tits
But that's as deep as I can go. And I'm finished anyway. Did you come?
inb4 that's more than 5 words
>>692053716
Calm down
I disagree
>>692053716
video source plz
You're fat
>>692062115
they are just split assess
I'll do you one better
5 syllables or less!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSa4Od9gynQ
>what else is there?
>>692062167
ha ha ha ha ha
You're ordinary.
>>692062167
Oooooooh, that's a good one. When I ask my wife to calm down it makes her 10 times more furious. It's actually kind of funny.
>>692062255
>>692062333
check my dubs
>>692053927
Only 4 words dipshit
Women are nothing but fuckholes
>>692053716
Know your place.
Going out with the boys.
>>692062465
deck my chubs
>>692053716
Youre friend gives better head
>>692053716
which guy has the best position here?
>>692062535
"or less"
You really are a dumb nigger with poor parents, aren't you?
>>692062642
ure*
Men are supreme to women
>>692053716
Women are literally children. This is easy. Just say
"No"
>>692055509
>>692055518
>>692055596
>>692055534
>three trips in a row
>>692062535
5 or less dipshit, read much?
>>692062535
Learn to read, it says or less. It's basic math.
>>692053716
That's why your dad left.
>>692062807
Too busy to have sex
>>692053716
Bring beer and a sandwich.
>>692055603
Best post
You should really commit suicide
You on your period?
mommy, I did doodood againd
You look fat in that.
child birth is not hard
>>692061361
Yeah why. You want muh dick or sunthin cracka
>>692063044
Any woman gets mad for this
>>692054486 >His name is Robert Paulson
>His name is Robert Paulson
>His name is Robert Paulson
>His name is Robert Paulson
>His name is Robert Paulson
>His name is Robert Paulson
WHERE'S MY FUCKING DINNER, CUNT!
>>692053716
Enjoying your 77 cents, bitch?
Your sister lost weight.
>>692054143
>>692054194
>>692054772
>>692055041
>>692059692
>>692060019
>>692061623
Best. The rest of these are shit tier.
>>692054464
18yrs is not a word fuck nuts
Rape is always ok
>>692062807
that's not how that works
all night long baby, hhnnnngggggg?!!
>cum face.jpg
Just call her a cunt works everytime on most women
>weight
>Sister
Samefagging so hard. Keys. Probably haven't spoken to a woman
>>692055603
This one infuriates Democrats, too.
>>692063513
kys!
>>692063559
Get back to the kitchen
>>692063559
trreeeeeee
when are you due
>>692059585
No shopping for you.
You can't go shopping.
No shopping again this century.
So many different ways to phrase it and that was your fix?
Retard.
>>692053842
fail
>>692053912
fail
>>692053927
depends on the friend
>>692054143
not coherent
>>692054194
kek, also fail.
>>692054256
>>692054234
incendiary but too cliche
>>692054316
assuming we had sex, i'd probably cry, but not angry.
>>692054446
ways undefined. no anger
>>692054619
canonically false
>>692056436
absolutely pissed
>>692056866
hypermad unless I'm on BC
>>692057664
depends, are you a basic eating cuck who wants a ham and nothing else ever sandwich? or will you eat food like a big boy?
>>692056634
Bitch tried getting snart
Oh Shit the condom broke
>>692063840
kek
>>692053716
more of her op
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>692063535
>>692063546
Hurr durrr
Please Shit on my face
Why is that one larger?
Prenup
>>692064019
kys summerfag
You remind me of bieber
>>692064562
Wut is kys
>>692053716
child birth is painless
Casey Anthony turns me on.
Your coworker is right.
Legalize Rape
That diet won't work.
>>692063000
OOOH BABY A TRIPLE
The Notebook is lies.
Your mom sucks dick better
>>692058513
That comment is too perfectly retarded. To know what "You're" actually means, but not when to use it? It has to be bait. Delicious, bait.
Free Scott Peterson.
Here's a joke women's rights
>>692064726
acronym for kill yourself; used by faggot nigger newfags, much like the term 'fam'
You just need a nap.
ass fuck lesser feminist cunts
