Characters that are literally you
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Characters that are literally you
Who needs cringe threads if we can have this?
>>692053587
Here, let me fix that for you OP
>>692054292
kek
>>692054245
>>692054292
welcome
ur mom
>>692054539
>>692054422
>>692054843
Fuck, was just gonna post that. If I'm anyone in a movie, it's him.
>>692054843
>>692053587
E D G E L O R D
![paul-walker-fast-and-furious[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uJWXCt9.jpg "paul-walker-fast-and-furious[1].jpg")
cus I'm dead
>>692053587
I don't know what's trolling or what's sincere anymore
Everything except I'm not Jewish and didn't fuck my adopted daughter
Unfortunate but true
>>692055349
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
I'm the white knight for sure
>>692053587
literally me
>>692053587
>literally
kill yourself
Life is fear
I know nothing but I love eating out.
this is literally me guiz
>>692055597
Weaboo
>>692054912
I was about to post that same damn picture
>>692055688
fucking furry
>>692053587
because nobody notices me anyhow
>>692056145
whip out your dick and rub it in everyones face. They're bound to notice you then
>>692056145
Fucking Eeyore. What a fucking downer.
>>692054502
Know what episode that is?
>>692056075
in your dreams tranny.
>>692056283
i just disappear into the woodwork even when i try to stand out
>>692056285
no one notices me enough to take me as a downer
>>692054502
Literally me..
this was definitely me 5 years ago. i'm on neuroleptics now so the delusions hallucinations and all of that fun stuff has mostly gone away for now. i still blackout sometimes, but i only blackout for 30 minutes tops. it's nothing to worry anyone about.
>>692055597
Stop calling me.
>>692057693
Dw no one is worried
>>692053587
>>692053587
>>692053587
you're a fucking faggot
>Comic relief
>Fucking useless for the most part
>Still manages to pull
>Loves meat
>>692056075
Tumblr femnazi confirmed
>>692053587
>>692055338
Lets be real we are all Mosby's. At least your honest about it.
>>692055198
this cunt
>>692054617
>>692055349
you, i like you
I'm not dead. Just really depressed
>59 minute photo
>>692055524
EDGEPHILIA
>>692058038
Oh no, i didn't mean you faggots. I meant it's nothing to worry my family about. It's not like I've ever done anything terrible during my blackouts, unless everyone around me are fucking liars. I've been told that I just turn into a mute and do basic shit.
Here's a little something for you!
>>692055911
Mah nigga
>>692054245
He's literally fight club. Get over it
>>692054292
das me niggah
>>692059014
Sokka can have my babies, you may have my babies
Simple enough
>>692060251
if you really look anything like that i need a picture now
Pretty much this but also mix in Ryan Gosling as le Driver.
>>692060405
Sure thing
the autism is fucking palpable in this thread
>>692061021
Sure "Henry"
>>692061021
you beautiful son of a bitch. i guess imagination will do.
>>692055631
>literally kill yourself
>>692059999
Quads confirm
>>692059724
Jesus shit this was the most awkward movie.
Le Dubs Man
>>692053587
Yeah! cool story bro
>>692054617
We must be twins.
>>692053587
No>>692055183
My leige.
Everyone on b.
>>692053587
this is me
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>692061021
Magnifico
>>692059399
>has friends
>talks to women
>has a job
couldnt be further away from mosby
also checked
>thread
I can't be the only one that sees this
>>692064202
>Update
faggot
>>692064369
I am not a faggot, you are a faggot
>>692064565
I agree with anon faggot
>>692053587
This is the real me. All the time.
>>692064713
You want to see me with the hands faggot
>>692053587
>>692053587
Just finished watching it just 10 minutes ago. Fuck, it was good.
>>692053587
You're someone's imaginary friend?
>>692055184
how would that be edgy? it's not durden
>>692053587
>>692055911
Close, except I can't stand black coffee.
I am the liquor
>>692065019
But this is the character im most like.
>>692053587
>>692065837
What about Wilkins coffee
>>692053587
>Characters you wish you were.
>>692053587
you have to be 18 to post on this board OP, sorry, reported
Stephen hawking
Yup
ITT: Completely inaccurate, self-aggrandizing portrayals of oneself, self-depreciating and probably more accurate estimations, and trollish, intentionally stupid choices
Think that includes pretty much every post in this thread. Let me know if I missed anything.
>>692063552
Not rly
Me, except dreaming about hell. This probably means that I'm a betafag. I'm going to post about being lonely on /r9k/ now.
>>692053587
Summer
>>692066023
Everyone's gonna hate me for this, but I only like coffee if it's basically a desert.
>>692065983
>>692066758
>desert
meant dessert
>>692055597
That's just like my animes
>>692066626
I'm a real betafag to forget the picture. I know my autism is showing. I'm just so lonely.
>>692053587
>>692066504
kys
>>692053587
/fixed.
I love America and Mr. Pibb.
>>692066758
So you don't drink Wilkins?
>>692056145
Pretty sure you've been abused as a kid. Am I right? Kek
this tbqh fam
>>692067210
>cryptiiiiccc
>>692053587
The fucking basket case who had nothing better to do then show up for detention, that's me. When i first saw this movie i even had hair just like her.
>>692067203
Never even heard of that brand.
Alot like him, good at alot of things, but not great at anything
Too fucked up for reality.
>>692053587
>>692067324
the original edgelady
>she wasnt even clinically "crazy"
>she just pretended to be weird as a defense mechanism
>thats not something to be proud of doing
My twin mentally minus the drug sales
>>692059014
He reminds me of Lars from Steven universe. They're both gay.
>>692065207
any faggot can fight a wallaby I want to see someone take on a real kangaroo
>>692055595
what is this?
>>692067704
who said i was proud?
>>692067919
so what you're a crazy asshole that likes power way too much?
>>692068051
Looks like an illustration of a scene in the Song of Ice and Fire novels.
>>692055198
fuck you
>>692068271
kill yourself
>>692067961
>>692053587
>>692053587
i doubt that guy can take 10 dicks at a time
>>692068465
bullshit check your ego
>>692068553
We really are more similar than we are different. I mean, even though I'm a black guy in the 21st Century, and she's an admiral in the 24th.
We are of one soul.
>>692068103
No I am the middle aged white collar grandpa fag that you only want to meet on here hiding behind your computer juniorfag
>>692068404
>>692068892
black people dont watch star trek. nice try.
>>692069072
Well, I do.
Literally
>>692069266
comparing yourself to a captain from star trek is like comparing yourself to alexander the great or julius caesar. and you're not that special, anon shitposter from whereversville.
>>692053587
if hes literally you, post a pick of the back of your hand with a timestamp, and greentext some stories how you did some mischief and mayhem
>>692068942
>>692069443
Oh and lemme guess: you're either an animu character, Hitler, or from some overrated movie, right?
Dismissed.
Nikolai Belinski
>>692069498
THE DUDE
>>692068466
where is this from again?
LITERALLY
People are a bunch of liars. 70% of this should be Dan Schneider
>>692069465
Why is no one taking my edgelord bait
>>692069780
>lemme guess
>shit tier anime dig even if I DID watch cartoons
>>692068466
this was my contribution, because im humble. im not sitting here comparing myself to the captain of an entire starship. vain cunt.
>>692070152
Men In Black. The first one, not the shit ones.
Me
>>692066566
You're right.
They're not that awesome.
>>692070379
You are what you do
>>692070152
It doesn't matter because in a min you wont even be matter.
>>692053587
You know, i hung out with brad pitt back in 2003 for a few weeks, and I wouldn't be surprised if .he was a /b/tard. I know more than a few celebs do. Or at least did.
>>692070661
Sure bud
LITERALLY
>>692068684
you poor fucking chud
>>692070329
is that better
L ITERALLY
Bitches
LIT ERALLY
>>692057693
You were in a pocket universe?
LITER ALLY
>>692071022
Just went home
This thread is filled with edgy teenagers posting badasses or psychotic characters in movies.
LITERAL LY
>>692067940
1000% this
>>692071239
no he is insane
L I T E R A L L Y
L ITERALL Y
>>692071022
its the only way i can look attractive to the ladies
Literally me.
Yes.
>>692071413
Not this guy
>>692071097
Hes a time hater
Burt Gummer.
YLLARETIL
Literally
Lviterally
Lit erally
Literal ly
>>692071733
if you're willing to compare yourself to him, you're too self-aware to be him
this entire thread
>>692072461
shut up nigger
literalmente
kirjaimellisesti
ya'll need to chill, dude
حرفيا
LITERALLY
>>692072461
I bet Picard would browse /b/.
>>692053587
sasuke and john snow
Literall y
L ITERALLY
Lit erally
Lite rally
>>692053587
come visit the b chatroom
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
L I T E R A L L Y
>>692072366
well, most of the thread. there are some self aware pussies here.
>>692073135
Liter Ally
>>692073260
Litera Lly
>>692068051
its sir duncan the tall vs one of the most famous baratheons, duncan wins, he was at the time part of the kingsguard of Aegon the unlikely, which was known when he was little as Egg, he's the brother of the late Meister Aemon, meister of the nights watch
>>692072978
Picards above this bullshit. I should be above this bullshit but I still come back for some reason.
>>692073309
lirrly
L i. T E r A l L y
Li terally
>>692073362
Dunc and Egg! I love those stories.
>>692073377
LITERALLY
Li
Terally
>>692073727
uh ma ga, lirrly?
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>>692055597
Literally the only good thing you did with your life was make your cunt of a dad kill himself
lee tchruh lee
>>692066760
His fucking earlobes always cracked me up.
>>692074156
>>692055597
>>692053587
Literally learn a new fucking word
>>692074472
Literally
>>692067469
Same, fam.
>>692074472
Hey do you mean that literally?
>>692074472
Literally learn to grasp the idea that speech patterns exist
>>692074472
But anon, I think that
>>692055597
literally is Christopher Randolph...
>>692074829
You mean that literally? I have no way of knowing since you didn't indicate.
>>692074829
>because it's a pattern it's not retarded and cancer
Literally
>>692068684
I wasn't even supposed to be here today...
>>692075256
Literally?
>>692070545
Then why comment mang??
>>692057693
Ow you cut me, cunt
Sterling Malory archer
>>692075230
People often use "literally" as a hyperbole. Technically speaking, hyperbolic usage of the term is not wrong since it's intrinsically misleading.
>>692053587
>figuratively
>>692068684
This is me af
>>692075649
>He's not wrong, you know
>>692075649
>English major browsing /b/
Why won't society cut you guys a break?
>>692075342
L IT E R A L L Y ! ! ! ! !
>>692066504
Oh hetes something you missed
ITS A FUCKING JOKE
you must be fun at partys
>>692075649
>>692075830
In 20 years when English is a dead language you will be the same faggots crying.
>>692075939
Literally?
>>692076028
lol. what language will replace it?
>>692076365
Spanish
>>692076365
Spanish, literally.
>>692076449
Literally Spanish.
>>692076028
are you being literal?
>>692076449
>>692076503
>>692076530
That is the most retarded fucking thing I have ever heard.
What are your reasons for Spanish?
This thread is literally full of maggots!
>>692076365
You messed up. I think you meant "literally lol. What language will literally replace it?"
>>692076716
Duck! Faggots!! You know what I tent.
>>692071640
Cool man. You have a had a great, successful, long life and will likely die before the world goes to hell.
>>692076652
he's just trying to troll teh 4chinz by >implying that mexicans will take over america
>>692076822
Is that literally what you meant?
>>692076365
Well, the language will just continue to gradually change (evolve, corrupt, however you want to look at it) until it's no longer recognizable. A few hundred years ago people spoke in a way the average person can understand pretty easily today, though they'd have a harder time understanding us because they don't have the context we do for understanding them. So it'll take a while before it splinters off into languages that will have their own new names.
>>692076825
>only Mexicans speak Spanish
>>692061021
if you aint bullshitting, I loved you in sons of anarchy
...and Undertow.
>and my soul must be iron
>because my fear is naked
>I'm naked and fearless
>AND MY FEAR IS NAKED
>>692076887
>>692076822
F U C K
And checksum
>>692076825
Yes. la cucarachas will definitely take over.
>>692075556
schizophrenia isn't edgy, it's an actual fucking problem.
>>692076949
I don't think we're as concerned about immigrants from Spain.
>>692053587
>Characters that are literally you
>Picks a character that's a projection of the main character's "desired traits"
Are you telling me that you're just a nobody who's sick of who they are? You're telling me that you've given up on trying to be yourself and you've thrown all that out the window for a "perfect" image of yourself and that you've decayed into a mental state equivalent to the MC's? To the point where you've began seeing your projection of what you want yourself to be in the physical world?
>I am a character that didn't even exist in the show
>I am a character that was made up in the head of the main characters because he felt bad about who he was.
Or are you just being a huge edgelord?
>Characters that are literally you
Teddy Daniels, Shutter Island.
>>692076928
Will one of them literally be lol hipster speak? (Literally)
>>692063552
>naw he aint a boy anymore
>hes a man
>CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME
>>692076552
I'm literally being figurative.
>>692077081
It may have its influence on language for generations to come, or it go the way of many other slang words and figures of speech in previous decades and be largely forgotten. Can't really predict how that will go. It's like the weather; so many factors that it might as well be random.
Why should words even have meaning anymore when they change just because illiterate youtube educated millenials beat shit into the ground because they can't be bothered to learn the right word for anything? You all may as well be niggers.
