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I thought he'd go all the way through.
>>692014887
wut?
>>692014887
Is this an actual thing? I know there was that rekt webm of the woman and her child where she gets eaten by it
1/3
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>terror
>>692014258
Story behind this? What the actual fuck?
>>692014258
hory shit he gave me shuckles
>>692016245
HAHAHA!
>>692016895
what part of NON PORN didnt you understand?
>>692015365
Holy fucking shit
source?
>>692016785
Radiohead music video directed by Richard Ayoade
>>692017430
lol where the fuck can you do shit like that?
>>692014660
ive had to do this twice of course with a very sharp needle i twisted around and not a fucking drill. feels 100 times better once u get the pressure out
>>692016785
I'm pretty sure this was a short video somebody made for a radiohead track off of their new album
>>692014258
i swear you just stole that shit from /x/
>>692017787
Austin Police Department
>>692018535
richard ayoade
>>692015064
can you imagine how bad these bitchs pussies stink?
>>692015124
a victim from orlando
>>692015368
>>692015513
Since escalators in China tend to be constructed kinda Chinese, they might eat people. So people in China are starting to mistrust them.
>>692014258
wtf
>>692016410
yup. thats oregon.
>>692018384
Florida
>>692015124
the file name should be "OP"
>>692019177
was that some wildlife park or something? or just some random bridge in Florida, and there's just alligators and hogs everywhere?
is it illegal to bait the hogs and feed the gators?
>>692016410
hahaha fucking crackhead
>>692019530
lol i was starting to rage untill i realized it
every one here is so cool
i hope they wont find out im not
>>692016593
so this is sex then,
>>692019530
>cat stuck into radiator
thats not a cat
>>692016410
America looks fucking wild
>>692020211
>seal
Always remember: These are the people who consider themselves superior to the rest of the world.
>>692016245
LMFAO
>>692020480
>this new
>>692020597
That's disgusting
>>692016076
that cop driving the silver SUV was a little too excited I'd say
>>692015064
Actually that's Rockbitch. Just for archive purposes.
>>692019081
oh my god
>>692016245
world's fastest car wash
>>692020043
why is she petting a potato
>>692018535
What song Karma Police 2?
>>692021393
but thats hipster porn anon
Fuck all of you cunts who just post same webms every fking hour
>>692019355
probably but wild hogs are a huge problem so I doubt anyone would care.
Here's how real rednecks deal with them
>>692016410
tom cruise is
JACK REACHER
>>692021815
No, this is hipster porn.
>>692017757
whenyobitchjealous.jpg
>>692015124
ffs it says non-porn
>>692022295
That's feminist porn. Not all hipsters and feminists.
>>692017267
Her young son was driving the car. Not so funny faggot.
I really would like to know why exactly is going down here between white and red shirt.
>>692022468
Never buy the floor model folks.
>>692014258
I never wanted to sleep again anyways.
>>692022032
So much bacon..babyback ribs... chops.. wasted.
>>692023507
That's hilarious, I assumed it was a 90yo that forgot which pedal was which.
>>692016593
I like how the machine puts his head down in shame at the end.
>>692024422
Wow what the fuck man! what the fuck man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>692024107
Holy shit. Sauce? Story?
>>692024107
and this is why I don't into caving.
>>692014258
how do i save this video or where can i find it?
>>692014258
muh-fuckin' Jews, they re some freaking weirdos
>>692025155
right click save video as
>>692020597
I hate fat shits like those. I hope a semi hit them in that intersection .
>>692017180
Nope
>>692025263
>clean shaven
>jews
Not jews.
English gentry.
I wonder how difficult it is to learn swedish for people who are native speakers of another Germanic language.
>>692025059
Why would you want in to caving? There's nothing down there but warm, dark, humid death.
>>692017180
why does his blood look like oil?
>>692018384
kek
>>692019081
saliva exchange, maybe?
>>692014887
Lmfao fuck that shit bro I saw that webm.
>>692026867
It looks like the weta's vomiting something up on him. Its just using it's mandibles to hold on.
>>692026606
That's my point exactly?
>>692018204
filename
>>692026419
The grammar is very different from english, and we have the pronounciation "sj" which is like a mix between sch or ch in the word själv (self / my self / on my own). I went to an english school and that's the weirdest thing all the teacher who had just come to Sweden thought.
>>692024963
LSD in a webm.
>>692019081
NigGA bug ate that fly/bee!!
>>692025535
but still they're freaks
>>692026884
Omg. If i was there I would totally lay on the bench face up and soak up as much liquid and smell as possible.
>>692027020
It's eating the bee's face.
Food is food. insects don't give a fuck.
>>692027490
Agreed.
>>692027561
no shit sherlock
>>692027529
Does she do porn??
>>692027402
>The grammar is very different from english
>Germanic language
Guess again. It isn't that hard. It's already in the word.
>>692015597
well the motor cyclist obviously the massive cunt here..
>>692019530
Dun get it
>>692024599
it's fake dude, was part of a campaign
>>692016754
kek
>>692027934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE13Ccoz-EE
>>692027751
The grammar is very different. do you speak the language?
>>692016245
Haha I lost hard
>>692027879
That looks way to nice and diverse for an ALDI.
>>692025475
why would you wish for a semi to die?
>>692027529
a blowjob from her would be nice
>>692018384
Pretty much all of Louisiana
>>692024107
caving enthusiast gets stuck, he makes it out. there is a youtube vid
>>692023245
niggercopter! Weeeee!
>>692028176
I speak German. But that grammar is pretty similar to English so it should be different from Swedish aswell, I guess.
>>692028284
if he took his clothes off faster, it wouldn't have hurt him much tbh
>>692028284
that couldn't have been nitrogen, it was probably hot water.
you dont dispense nitrogen in cafeterias
>>692028703
never become a nurse or anything health related please
Needs the sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyqwJsGJSIY
>>692021045
Car chases do tend to be excitin'!
>>692014258
Oh, radiohead
>>692015064
That's the fucking Genitorturturers you dumb fuck.
@692028703
He had 3° burning.
>>692027186
that make much more sense. thank you kind sir
>>692016245
GOTTA CLAN FAST
>>692027867
why? please educate me.
>>692027529
>>692027751
explain
>>692014660
>pushing drill on finger instead of finger on drill
my anus is still puckered
>>692015368
You haven't seen the vid of the escalator that killed the woman? She fell through the part they're all checking.
>>692027478
Ehhh nothing really captures the full effect
>>692018204
>>692027345
made-in-china.webm
did she died?
Why does no one press the emergency stop button?
>>692023510
Bet you would
>>692019728
realized what? looks like a cat.
>>692029740
They're like fluffy ponies
>>692018797
Awww, this one of the best things on /b tha I've seen in a long time
>>692019306
That guy is retarded. Look at his tail. She's scared as fuck.
>>692028148
Ty anon
>>692028835
>that couldn't have been nitrogen, it was probably hot water.
Can't sneak anything past you, eh.
>>692027258
I'm confused. That can't be real, even though he really seems to hold it back before the final release
>>692019306
Let's take a video of it before rushing her to the vet... Muh internet fame
>>692018204
>China
Not even fucking once
>>692029740
And that's why we're at the top of the food chain.
>>692022295
top titties though
>>692027258
non sense.. hot stuff is supposed to be white.. that was a compressed gas stored in a can or sthg like that, and when it is released it gets decompressed and cold
>>692015798
>>692015957
>>692016076
I dont know what country this is, but major respects. They ended a chase with zero lard shards fired.
>>692030414
>Communists
Not surprised tbh.
>>692030015
>She's scared as fuck.
No it's high as fuck and there is a good chance that in a dog tripping balls typical mood signs don't work anymore.
It should be scared btw, so it won't do it again.
>>692029566
sauce?
>>692030565
It's the United States you Dimwit.
>>692030660
That was legitnessssss
>>692014660
Hardcore, but I'd definitely do it in his position.
I pierced mine with a hot needle when I smashed a finger
>>692030565
Not every American cop kills fucking babies as presented on mass media. Holy fuck.
>>692030015
>>692030387
>samefag
It's just a fucking dog, god damn it.
>>692024422
judge dreed from china
>>692023858
Those wild hogs are shit eating. They're literally just a parasite to the land, offering no benefit whatsoever. That's why you see videos of people massacring them with miniguns and shit.
>>692017430
That baby one was reaching with its paw...thats what got me..
>>692030711
Idk, its some russian motherfucker, fucking around with random people in the streets i think
>>692016076
That cop at the end looks exactly like me. Fucking weird. Anyone know where this is? I want to do some digging. See if I can find a better shot.
>>692014887
No doubt. Watch out for the trap door, kids! OMNOMNOMNOM!
>>692014660
Go through the finger and bone fucking white bitch.
>>692017430
>camera guy hiding behind the pussy gates
lol'd
Perfect portrayal of the redneck relationship: Pussy bitch hides with camera, real man does shit to be filmed.
>>692014887
even chinese know there shit is cheap.
>>692015064
look like some trump supporters.
>>692019306
>>692030911
Yeah dude let me just fucking pour a gallon of fucking PCP in my baby's drink while we're at it! lmaooo dude xddd!!! If I'm not dead it can't die too xdddd! I'm a liberal xdddd!
>>692019530
It's a coil spring in a spring compressor tool. Being placed in the front end of a car with a cat inside it.
>>692016245
fucking perfect parking.
>>692015597
Why? The white car was blocking traffic. Motorcyclist had green light
>>692031022
It's this guy. A claiming to be his cousin posted it.
>>692029500
mind explaining whats wrong about that?
im retarded
>>692029647
not fully, but it's one of the closest visual representations i have seen
>>692026867
Because the gamma balance is shit on this one. Why hands are pink as fuck? Same shit!
>>692018204
There always thinking of ways to control the population.
>>692031198
Nah this is definitely something Liberals would do.
>>692020287
whats in your box?
>>692018797
I MUST SAVE YOU! IN THE HEAD!
>>692029740
so satisfying
>>692016593
he tried to cut out but not fast enough. moron.
>>692014498
whenever I watch the snake go over the camera I get this weird sensation on my forehead. It's like something is actually close to my head IRL.
>>692031228
>my baby
It's an animal. Go get some help PETA-fag.
>>692014258
Thats a rare sight. Jews in the wild
>>692027529
>wife material
>>692021045
I think he was making sure the truck was completely pinned in case he decided to stomp on gas
>>692015064
Got the dvd
>>692023510
gay sex in a public bathroom i believe
>>692018204
Hello welcome to china oh shit AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK.. oh we no pay to save u goo bye.
>>692029740
sauce?
>>692014258
looks like you're in the wrong neighborhood OP
>>692030911
You're just a human. Lets poison you, video it for da lulz. ok? ok.
>>692028967
this niggers, i swear.....
>>692017757
lmao
>>692030911
Why is he on his pooter sitting on a tiny stool in the kitchen?
>>692029740
thats genius.
>>692018797
>692018797
this is why i cant stand the fucking chinese. the most loyal animals on the planet and they eat them like chickens..
>>692018308
clean kitter
>>692014258
WTF!?!?! This is why we have guns for nigga!!
>>692016076
that was exciting as fuck
>>692018440
well that was scary.
>>692032133
https://youtu.be/zKzR3yIeZ70
>>692019177
>>692019355
normally gators feed at night. this guy must have been really hungry
>>692030911
Not samefag and not concerned for the dog, but it says "shortly after taking the video i rushed her to the vet".
>>692022834
i dont think you know what porn is and if you consider this porn, you clearly have something severely wrong with you
>>692032254
>Lets poison you, video it for da lulz.
No one poisoned it. It ate that shit itself. Nautral selection, if you want. And maybe they filmed it to show it to the vet in case it was unresponsive when they arrived.
>>692023759
average day in detroit
>>692032254
Wow you summer niggers are something else.
>>692023510
its not gay if you beat them up after
>>692015365
and that how a power of Ghost Rider was relayed
>>692031433
There was a hold up further along the line past the white car outside of the video idiot. The car was in the crossroads before the lights changed. The cyclist thought they could squeeze through. So it's clearly the cyclist's fault.
>>692027158
WTF
>>692030720
Congratulations on your deathless arrest!
>>692023510
...buttsex?
>>692032597
that seems like a fun ride actually, apart from the burning part
>>692032333
gooks
>>692018440
Jesus Christ, what is this from?
>>692032986
I guess abusing your sex partners is just a nigger thing to do.
>>692019306
Shut up you fucking armchair vets. Holy shit you little pussies will complain about anything.
>>692023510
looked like both were drunk. maybe guy with his pants down was at the urinal next to him, decided to try a move. red shirt dude hollered at him his boys heard the commotion. red shirt guy says as soon as im done pissing i'm gonna beat your ass something like that. then they beat his ass. speculation on my end but thats what it looked like.
>>692027529
she could suck your dick and tongue your asshole at the same time.
>>692030825
Congratulations on your deathless arrest!
>>692033333
holy shit check those
>>692016593
Dead?
>>692033420
people who steal weed are the worst kinds of people
>>692033333
PENTS :O
>>692031433
Cars in the intersection still have the right of way. He shouldn't have been a cunt speeding through. Maybe if he would have coasted by slowly he would have made it through without a scratch.
>>692032813
>panda
its a koala you dumb fuck
>>692025535
>briefcases imply actual productive employment
Not gentry.
>>692032776
>the joke
>your head
>>692031198
you realize this isn't reddit?
>>692032813
You misunderstood. My suggestion to poison someone had nothing to do with the dog eating shrooms. I just would like to poison someone and vid it. Thanks.
>>692033178
>cyclist
>thought they could squeeze through
if you were actually watching the white car clearly rolls forward
>>692023858
you cant really eat them. They're full of shit that can kill you even if cooks correctly.
>>692033178
The white car is blocking the road. He should only have driven if he knew he would make it over the intersection before the lights turned red.. And why did he have to bump the motorcycle?
>>692033420
crashed his vehicle for some paltry ass weed. what a faggot.
>>692033333
LORD THOSE QUINTOUPLE THREES
>>692027507
Get aids and die freak.
>>692023507
Uh yeah its still funny.
>>692027751
source ?
>>692031433
If you hit something standing practically still, its your fault.
>>692027258
camera says its whitehot, so the flatulence is super cold. he must be dead.
>>692031435
Cheers anon. Looked more like me in the video though.
>>692026854
Disgusting people aren't they.fucking parasites need to be exterminated. Be nice to drop a few nukes on them.
>>692022856
Zombie
>>692019081
my dreams are fucked tonight
>>692021393
show this to a little kid if they ask what religion is.
>>692026854
psycho detected
>>692034184
That's the hock you faggot, the "knee" is the stifle. Hocks are dog "ankles".
>>692032597
That truly sad in a way. Who did film this? It looks like a product by a professional crew. But why would they ever want the public to know about this? And just think of the people working there, sorting out and killing countless young chicken all-day long
>>692023510
>Sherrod Callihan
>>692023507
Why would she let her young son drive the car into a car wash?
>>692026884
>liveleak
subtle
>>692030911
Looks like a chinese thing to do.
>>692014258
fuckin meerkat lookin headasses
>>692029740
I like the one on the far left that has the trap land on its head.
>>692029770
>emergency stop
do you really think those chink retards hat thought of that?
>>692021393
The Holy Mountain?
>>692024584
The holy mountain
>>692019530
Time is important
>>692031539
trump supporters get salty very quickly.
>>692033588
iirc, no.
>>692023858
they are so infested with shit that the wildlife management agency says to not even eat em. they are just mean, destructive targets at this point.
>>692017430
How to make your Florida Everglades tour more interesting
>>692031438
you can control how deep it goes
>>692031349
the video is in reverse
>>692026884
Welcome to Baltimore!
>>692017540
kek
>>692024422
This happens when you are an asshole
>>692033625
trump has to be one of the ugliest daughter fuckers on the face of the planet.
New thread
>>692035236
>>692035236
>>692035236
>>692014660
actually work great at releasing pressure but obviously hurts like hell.
>>692018308
stay fresh kitteh
>>692033979
why you trump supporter get so salty so fast?
>>692034887
I don't think that cop changed her gloves for the second gal. awesome.
>>692029770
She was turned into mush by the machinery.
>>692032597
why do they sear the beaks?
>>692024107
>that moment when he seals up the hole and the water starts to rise
Fuck caving
