Tech gore thread.
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Tech gore thread.
>>692007379
Lol nice
needs moar thermle paste
>>692007050
despite this cpu is ancient, im still triggered
and the thread already just started
>gj OP
must have stashed his shrooms in his computer
check em>>692008333
>>692008145
>ohthisisbad.jpg
>>692008536
ancient gpu but noooo
>>692008364
damn, those shrooms look gud tho
>>692007379
This
>>692008364
no way, what did they grow from? Did he have some paper mulch in his vc?
>>692008364
Are you fucking serious...
I get the fucking chills watching these pictures.
my safe space
>>692009075
took me a minute lol
>>692009528
>ninja gaiden II
my nigga
>>692009594
i cant see it
is something obvious?
im retarded?
>>692009075
top kek
>>692009340
I wouldn't be blown away if this worked after the wash, assuming it had time to dry.
>>692009795
You'll know it when you see it
lul
>>692009907
Fucking gross dude.. gtfo /b/
>>692009795
not everything is in right place
>>692009795
the cpu fan is not placed on the cpu and used as a case fan.
Did you ever built a pc yourself?
>>692010138
well fuck me
>>692010128
Jesus old chips ran hot
>>692009340
Will they work if he dried them before use?
fuck knows
>>692009075
Oh shit nigga. You're right, when you see it...
>>692010346
Given it's water from a hose it'd pretty unlikely
>>692009075
Actually winced when I saw it
>>692010281
That's what I was wondering. How hot does that shit get?
>>692009075
what am i supposed to be looking at here?
OC laptop gore. Would upload dozens of these I've found over the years if I had the time
>>692010346
I think only the cables could work again but the GPU and CPU getting in touch with water destroyed them.
>>692009075
i kek'd
>>692010710
PS4 optical drive
>>692009075
well its not all bad, pc might live for 20 mins or so, what made me cringe was the "ASUS"
you know you are fucked if you see that on your pc
>>692010346
I gave it 50/50 in my mind. The harddrive would probably not make it, but I think the mother and cpu and power supply would.
>>692010623
Just looked it up, boiling point if canola oil is like 200c
>>692010346
Yes they would still work, believe it or not, as long as they were dried completely and no corrosion took place. You'd basically have to dry them immediately with an air compressor and heat gun
>>692009528
900$ drawing tabled
>>692008914
This scares me because I'm literally posting from a refurbished lenovo z570. The same model...
>>692010345
dude, how would you feel if someone ripped out your frontal cortex and came on it?
>>692008838
CHRIST
>>692011074
That's hot. Probably fried the cpu.
>>692007826
Dosnt matter how much you use. You can drown the entire socket and it makes no difference.
>>692008364
This looks intentional. Those look like psilocyben ("magic") mushrooms. Those are not easy to grow intentionally, much less by accident.
>>692011184
I have this same image and I always wondered how you could get that much malware.
>>692011359
As long as it's non conducive
>>692011197
Gross. I don't know how these people live, at least it's a separate monitor I guess.
>>692010921
what is it?
>>692011107
>$900
nigga that aint no cintiq
>>692011512
purposefully
>>692011548
Conductive* damn phones
>>692011512
on purpose, obviously
>>692010665
look at that CPU fan
>>692011452
FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>692011184
fuckk..... a freee LOBSTER dinner?
>>692011354
hah
>>692008333
I have that laptop.
>still lost tho
>>692009075
Kek
>>692011580
>This kills the PC
>>692008145
The scary thing is
Cable jobs often end like this and it makes me sick they call those people electricians.
>nothing but useless cable pullers
What's more fucked up is its people that own homes. People that make $25 an hour minimum
Show a little bit of pride in your work people because this shot is disgusting
You are not punishing your employers, you are punishing the people who get paid less than you.
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>>692011601
heat sink is not on cpu
>>692011622
>>692011644
Since the image is from 2004, I wonder how slow the PC would be. Unless it's a virtual machine. Also, nice dubs.
>>692010665
The heat sink is no where near the CPU
>>692011848
this
I'm 18 and I do all the cable jobs for my house, albeit not as complex, but I take pride in my damn work (pro bono)
>>692011964
o shit yea just noticed that
>>692009943
hot
>>692009075
Who the fuck is dumb enough to do that?
>>692011489
hahahahhahahash XD
>>692011580
Should still work nigga
>>692008333
Looks like a toshiba satellite. utter shit laptop
>>692012073
this thrououghly pisses me off
You people make me sick.
>>692008968
Battle station goals.
>>692011941
this pisses me off, seriously
>>692012058
I'd leave it a while that shits metal.
>>692009340
Probably be ok actually if he dried them out after. I find PCs at the e-waste pile at the dump that have been rained on for weeks and they work fine.
>>692011085
>>692010346
This. There are no mechanical components inside computers besides hard drives, and those are usually sealed to keep dust out. As long as it's not submerged and nothing from the water deposits in between electrical contacts, it will work just fine.
>>692009032
lolol theres ur prob
>>692012073
Where it belongs.
>>692012058
now he knows why his mouse is stuck and wont move
>>692011580
U know what, FUCK YOU!
>>692011184
>click to win a free lobster dinner? WTF?
>>692011074
it's clearly not boiling, fucktard. It's not even smoking.
>>692011580
OMG
>>692009340
electronics can get soaking wet as long as there's no power running through them when they do and they dry completely before you turn them on.
>>692011445
Nah, psilocybin mushroom caps are more pointy at the top and a darker colour
>>692012625
lol
>>692011580
this still works, some overclockers do it to stop condensation from getting between the mobo
>>692009528
looks comfy
>>692011359
dont listen that tard, probably a vicious muslim, you need to pour very few on it
>>692009528
you go to hell and you die
>>692012769
theres different kinds
the ones you posted are northern european shrooms
>>692012625
Oh laws much sides
>>692011197
I have that same wallpaper!
>>692012205
yep, had one, it died within a few days of having one
>>692012205
Can confirm utter shit-ness
>>692011263
u fucking cunt
>>692013022
>>692009528
>>692008968
how do people get this bad?
![psilocybe%20cubensis%20huautla%2001[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/149/1467149613273.jpg "psilocybe%20cubensis%20huautla%2001[1]")
>>692012769
they look like psilocybe cubensis to me
>>692012073
Its still sealed and thats not how cd's work
>>692009528
Random eggs on table
>>692008536
gpu old as heck but whew lad am I t r i g g e r e d
>>692008904
is ur name rihards
>>692010346
i have actually done this. yes it will work after just let it dry. if you did it while it was plugged in it will fry it. but since it is not yes it will work no problem. if you are going to drench it tho to get it dried faster i would soak it in rubbing alcohol %91 would be preferred.
>>692013145
still better then asus
>>692010128
BEST POST
>>692009075
WAIT THAT'S NOT A CASE FAN
>>692012255
Why the game is shit.
>>692013326
why not 98%
>>692013153
Depression
Or
People that lost touch with reality
Just because their place is a shit hole doesn't mean it will stop the city from leveling and quarantine
Worlds full of it
>>692012769
ummm no some have white stalks and orange caps like in the pic, google search is not your friend, you not a drug expert by using google images
also they have round flat caps not pointy at al they are rounded, those mushrooms you pictured can be deadly because there are poisonios ones that look just like those which is why they are rarely used
look up magic teacher mushrooms they look identical to the mushrooms on the fan
>>692010409
Lulz @ glue gun
>>692008536
people cant really be this stupid
>>692008968
>piss bottles
>>692009528
D E G E N E R A C Y
last
>>692012073
all i see is piss, wtf
>>692012255
It shouldn't, Bethesda's Fallout are shallow pieces of shit.
>>692013170
yes that kids confused as fuck or trying to poison someone, those dark mushrooms can be fatal if not the right strain
>>692013736
>>692013537
i ordered one offve ebay, thats a pic from the listing
>>692011580
as long as the paste is non conductive should be fine but considering how old that pic looks I think the PC is kill
>>692012255
The fact that this posses you off and not >>692011263
Pisses me off
>>692013145
Still better than a mac
>>692012205
>>692013014
>>692013135
im on a satellite now and its done me near 5 years :/
>>692009075
Can someone explain
>>692013153
>how do people get this bad?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_syndrome
>>692013736
theyre just the ones that grow wild in north europe, I go picking every autumn. theyre pretty distinctive once you know what youre looking for although youre right that you shouldnt go eating random shrooms unless youre sure
>>692012160
stupid fuckfaces its open ,and the MB is not plugged, fucking newfag IT noobs, theres is nothing weird in that stupid picture
This thread is good chemo for /b/ wish we had more good threads like this
>>692014145
no
read the fucking thread
>>692009943
>>692011941
>>692013562
Bro what the fuck is with your 2-frames-a-second shitlord fucking homosapien gif animations?! This is 2016, I feel like I'm in the 90's fucking waiting for netscape navigator to load!
>>692012073
Does everyone hate this game due to lack of content? I thought it was amazing
>>692014095
still better than windows
>>692012684
>>692011796
I too was attracted to the lobster dinner
>>692012769
There's all sorts of psilocybin mushrooms
>>692009032
"She's runnin a little loud"
>>692012058
I imagine that bastard goes for a good twirl lol.
>>692010917
THEY MADE A HAPPY FEET GAME HOLY SHIT WHEN?!
>>692009586
Oh now how the fuck does that even happen?
>>692014419
Yep, still better than windows and mac
>>692014510
Who could blame you? Or anyone for that matter it's a free lobster dinner.
>>692010797
If there was no power during the wetting or until it was completely dry, there is a chance it would still work. But you would have corrosion from oxidation on the connectors over time.
>>692013376
>FUBU
Nigger confirmed
>>692008968
At least the mouse is clean!
>>692013145
Still better than a real computer, depending on what kind of faggot you are.
>>692008386
> shitcooling
>>692015032
I'm kinda curious, a free lobster dinner on a malware toolbar, that's hilarious
>>692013273
no bro,
its should work if the loss of contacts is less than 50%
>>692009075
Modern PC building: so easy anybody can do it.
>>692013376
>FUBU
There's a brand I haven't heard of in a long time
>>692014921
idek mate
>>692015073
kek
>>692015382
Farmers
Used to
Beat
Us
>>692014248
so you normally run your pc with no power supply and no heat sink on your pc to use as a ehaust fan?
how the hell do you it run without power or cooling?
or do you wanna admit your fucking stupid and it wont work and that is whats wrong in the pic, fuck youre dumb
>>692010128
LULZ
>>692015202
>>692015202
Huh, wouldn't she burn her fingers holding it like that?
And also isn't she missing another kind of vital element?
>>692012073
I'm pretty alright with this
>>692009194
wtf is that? kekk
>>692009469
how?
>>692008968
> bottlestation thread
>>692011848
Electricians don't do the communication cables that you plug into your shit like that. We run stuff through the walls and shit, and make lights and outlets and other similar shit work.
>>692015487
kek=CANCER
dont bring cancer to a chemo thread
>>692015923
kekekekkeekkekekekkekekekkekekekekeke
Chemo makes cancer worse
>>692015923
kek
>>692014145
If you can't figure it out then why the fuck are you even looking at this thread? Just so you can try to trick yourself into believing that your technologically literate? Fuck me.
>>692015923
>kek=cancer
>is cancer
kekd
http://www.dau-alarm.de/gallery.html
>>692016006
kek is pure cancer
if yiou use "kek" you are under 15 or a summerfag, possibly both
>>692015923
Looks like you've got some stage IV kek nigga
>>692015700
Shitty framerate aside, how bony is her ass?!?
>>692011184
is it weird that this makes me nostalgic
>>692016223
xmao stop being so fucking uptight
>>692016223
I don't use kek but I do laugh like that sometimes
>>692016223
cancer is cancer
>>692016223
Actually that's the word summerfag, mostly only summerfags say summerfags summerfag.
Derailed
>>692016223
kek, you just gave yourself away summerfag.
>>692014905
>>692010917
>They made TWO happy feet games
>>692016565
>6565
>>692016061
i dont speak chinese or whatever cant understand
u need a .cn site if you want someone to understand, otherwise ur just another weeb on an English website
>>692015923
Kek. Don't make me break out the Zozzle on you
Niggas
>>692009075
gold!
>>692013679
torille
>>692016137
>calls anon cancer
>uses cancer meme
summerfag
>>692016699
Break you PC/Laptop next.
>>692012058
lol this is how deadmau5 got his name, he found a dead mouse in his PC
>>692016427
>>692016699
And nothing was lost.
wewkek
>>692013736
lol no
There is no deadly mushroom that looks like the semilanceata - in the parts of the world where it grows.
>>692016699
Good job, you shouldn't touch things that say dell on it while jerking off, that's how new diseases start.
>>692015450
>wrench
>smug grin like "cmon this was so easy"
I cant fucking handle this image
>>692009165
>>692009336
>>692011445
It was intentional. A graphics card does not have the conditions to allow mushroom growth, no matter how gross you are.
Someone grew this mushrooms on purpose.
>>692009075
lmao that took me longer than expected
>>692016674
kek
>>692012073
What the fuck is that doing in Duke Nukem Forever's slot?
![made-in-usa-metal-11092702[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/147/1467147178839.jpg "made-in-usa-metal-11092702[1]")
