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>>691922681
she needs to stop......... this is doing nothing but hurting her what the fuck
>>691922531
Is this a nigger thread?
>>691922828
WTF is this degenerate shit? Needs more poison gas
>>691923066
Dubs don't lie.
>>691921960
kek i actually saw that coming. made me smile when it did.
>>691921649
is this real?? damn this motherfucker better than assassin's creed, there isn't even no haypile.
>>691923267
That is the weirdest shit I have ever seen
>>691922917
thats some good shit, backstory?
>>691923267
what in the hell
>>691921960
Hah, fucker. Hope he lost some teeth on that
>>691922081
the fuck
>>691922681
crossfit... not even once
>>691923544
Haha. Yeah, it's got me wondering. Like, who are those people who keep coming at the guy? It's like a bad kung fu movie. "Well shit, I just got my ass handed to me no contest, multiple times, but better pick up this fucking stick that's lying here and get back at er!"
>>691923267
woah wtf
>>691923267
Thanks for the kek, Anon
>>691923267
whats the story here?
>>691922681
>>691922831
>>691924070
the ONLY thing this MIGHT be good for, is working your biceps
and even then its fucking stupid at a level beyond my comprehension
>>691922081
WHAT
>>691924252
brehs
>>691922081
Holy fuck! HAHAHAHA
>>691921995
fook u kat
>>691922142
low energy
>>691924456
i cum every time
>>691924252
>>691922917
i admire this guy, going all out, ignoring physical damage from blows to the head. love it
>>691922831
Spotted the fatty who's never worked out.
>>691924252
>buttwink
NO THANKS!
>>691922081
I told him to get in the machine as a prank, and he actually did it! The absolute madman!
>>691922917
Rolling 20s
>>691924339
Functional strength over mass dipshit.
Calves, thighs, glutes, biceps, and core all being pushed hard.
>>691921995
Dafuq is that turtle's problem?
>>691922276
LOL, cops,eh?
>>691923267
UGGGH I THINK IVE SEEN THIS IN A MOVIE. ITS A HIGHWAY ONE WHERE IT NEVER ENDS II THINK
>>691924736
well, at least they know where their home is
>>691924625
hahah everyones like wtf wtf wtf
>>691924625
shouldn't of fucked with his badge
>>691924625
"What? He burned my patch."
>>691922081
how it feels to chew 5gum
>>691925035
looks like his drying pan, turned into a frying pan
>>691925207
kek
>>691922081
the name of the .webm should be Chrisitan Bale.webm ..kek
>>691922917
more like this pls it is funny I like how the bitch tried to fight but then pusses out and crys as she gets hit
>>691925233
Hey, puns aren't funny. Stop it.
>>691924854
kekd
>>691925233
Looks like his drying pan tuned in to a dying pan.
>>691925035
What's the story with this one? Is there anything more to the video. Never fails to make me laugh.
>>691925529
Hahaha that's awesome. She's not even fuckin phased by the mask. But WOAH FUCK ME A NIGGER
>>691923267
Something to do with radiohead's song The Numbers I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgtI_srV2lg
JEJ
>>691925698
Lots of hail, he wanted to brave the hail with his mighty pan. He's fine tho, nothing actually happened, just a lightning strike that hit too close.
>>691925318
No it shouldn't. Puns are the lowest form of humor, and that one's shittier than most.
>>691924252
who this
>>691925906
how did you record my mom using her laptop?
>>691924252
I cant be the only one looking at the old fuck who literally only brought sneakers to the gym right?
>>691925732
Sorry to burst your kek bubble, but that guy is famous in japan. She was surprised it was him, not just a black guy.
>>691925906
>>691922681
That's Rose Namajunas, ufc fighter
>>691923267
Sauce on that? Fuckin weird man
>>691921649
That had to hurt, does this cunt have any skin on his ass left?
>>691926094
i wish i knew, have been looking for a source on this phat booty asian for atleast a year now
>>691922391
O fck my sidez
>>691924982
fucking kek
>>691925294
at first a bit a cringe. then good :-)
>>691922276
wwwwaaaaattttttt, is that a fucking gangster cop? Holy shit that is something
>>691926429
YES!
>>691923267
OY VEY
>>691923431
>>691926320
Wow you guys really this retarded.. he's wearing a wire he's basically gliding in the air....
>>691926535
The biker won the resulting lawsuit.
>>691924736
>>691924874
Turtles are cunts, extremely territorial.
>>691925711
I keked
>>691922917
In a world of drunks, the sober man is king.
>>691921649
damn, if thats legit holy fuck
>>691926429
kahrmah
>>691925959
fuck that little bitch
>>691925294
kek
>>691925294
underrated
>>691922391
Dude I fucking love Remi Gillard
>>691924736
i wonder if the one in the group that isnt as fat as the rest, feels superior or inferior for even participating?
>>691926740
Fucking awesome
>>691925555
checked
>>691927391
perfect
>>691927402
I've seen this a dozen times and I flinch every time.
>>691927576
skreked
>>691927421
They're all pretty much equally undesirable. I think in their quietest moments, they know they're all in the same boat.
>>691922828
kys
>>691927817
that so fucked with me
>>691925827
Reminded me of Karma Police.
>>691924985
Weird how he doesn't seem to do anything special for the message and tail yet they come out noticeably different. Always made me think this was fake.
>>691923066
Nevar Froget
>>691922681
ZERO
>>691924625
just noticed that delay on his gun falling...
magnets? >too high for this
>>691923544
Yeah, this video was made in Russia somewhere close to the Ukrainian border. The white guy is a farmer and he was going to be robbed by those gypsies. I can confirm it.
The gypsies as you can see were drunk probably that is why they tired but they do this often.
Now the Russian guy made a pretty good reputation by beating them up cause the neighbour countries Hungary Poland and such are forbidden to even say gypsy so a lot of media site especially right wing were hyped up.
>>691927789
That moment when he lands that 5 hit combo with the face finisher and there's still a minute left. That's when you know this is going to be great.
>>691927992
nty
>>691924736
on the other side of the earth, massive tidal waves and flooding.
>>691927789
Fake as fuck
>>691927844
checked
>>691925089
i hate that stupid fucking "kawaii shit"
>>691925294
Version with sounds is better.
>>691922081
>>691923907
>>691924377
>>691924510
>>691925207
>>691925318
Obviously none of you beta faggots have never cut a field. The guy was being attacked by hundreds of ground wasps.
>>691928234
It just got caught on something.
>>691928492
Thanks for posting.
>>691924874
it wants interspecies sex
>>691924736
Did one throw a twinkie?
>>691925294
SAUCE OMG I NEED THIS
>>691922917
It reminds me the fighting scene from Oldboy
>>691928457
nigger
>>691927789
fake and gay
>>691924874
>>691926860
>turtles problem
>turtles are territorial
>it's a tortoise
>>691925711
This amazes me more than anything, he could never recreate that sober.
>>691927789
That first combo lets you know how fake it is. It's like they're all kicking in slow motion to avoid hurting one another.
>>691928483
how do you spell "kawaii" in korean though?
>>691923267
wtf is this??
>>691927923
Yea you're probably right
>>691927259
thank you mr skeletal
>>691922828
tygs gonna tyg
>>691928584
Nice!
>>691928457
>>691928682
Butthurt nignogs
>>691928693
nigger explain the difference
>protip there isnt one
I still have a few goodies left.
>>691928995
Why does the fish immediately start bleeding once it hits the guy?
>>691928806
OP of the gif here.
Aegyo ;)
>>691928605
Haha I honestly thought you meant this for the nigger pizza man webm. And not the turtle
>>691926528
sick 10 fps
>>691922081
you can tell it's fake by the camera moving around
>>691929224
because it hits the gun dipshit
>>691927391
Emily Ratajowski or something like that
>>691925294
my sides
>>691929224
It hit the handle of the gun. They were probably moving pretty fast.
>>691924736
whale migration pattern caught on film
>>691921649
ho lee fuc
>>691929190
dumb faggot. thats what he gets for going to trap music. #wantoldskrillexback
>>691926429
revenge! finally
>>691928361
Ew, source? I'm so disgustingly intrigued.
>>691926266
ufc fighter or not, her form is fucking terrible
>>691929509
>Skrillex was ever good.
kek
>>691924586
Spitted the idiot who goes with everything fitness to seem athletic. The form is absolutely horrible moron, she risking her health.
>>691921649
This is fake and you're retarded if you think it's real
>>691929521
i can totally see that thing becoming uncalibrated and popping all the strings
>>691922671
>>691922828
Pretty cute
>>691922681
I love CrossFit
Best idea evolution ever came up with for getting rid of the unwanted filth
>>691926847
>not pausing at the bottom
>relying on momentum and energy to get back up
no wonder her legs are sticks
>>691925529
>>691925732
That's because he's a famous nigger on TV in that stupid country. She was shocked because he was a celebrity not some stupid nigger.
>>691927259
NYEH
HEH
HEH
>>691926789
There's another video showing it from a different angle. There's no wire.
>>691925089
top
>>691926836
top kek
>>691928682
nigger detected not just the vid but also the smell
>>691929186
It's if it has flap flaps or stompers
>>691929820
I heard that it's actually because he's famous, and that's why she's surprised.
>>691929607
I agree with you, she looks younger in this so was probably a few years back
>>691926839
l0l
>>691922917
Welcome to South Africa
>>691923267
what the fuck is that in the last frame
>>691929697
I can't imagine they'd go through to effort to make that without having the feedback in place that compares to a reference sound to make sure it stays calibrated.
>>691924854
Bless video
>>691923267
This is when you slam on the accelerator and sing about the trampling of the zoo
>>691927038
That poor tire, just abandoned on the side of the road.
>>691924736
I actualy like this vid.
Sure, they are fat. But they are happy here. I can't denie them this happiness.
>>691921649
Well... it was either gonna be
a non-porn webm or a rekt webm.
>>691925555
checked your kekd.
>>691929673
You dont think there are actual retards who would do this?
>>691927340
we all do m8
>>691923066
thank you
>>691921995
he kept on pounding that pussy.
>>691925089
It's cute, but in a revolting way. Like she's not a woman, but a prepubescent girl. All you weebs are fucking gross
>>691923267
wtf, sause?
>>691925711
the original bottle flip
>>691927710
hey anon i just came to that thanks :)
>>691921960
To bad the camera didn't catch the face plant.
That would have been golden.
>>691922081
o shit nigger. what are you doing
>>691930930
>implying weebs like 3D pigs
>>691928626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>691922531
Is this some kind of negroid mating ritual???
>>691922276
Fucking pig needs to die.
>>691921894
>Limbo master
>>691930464
>>691929697
It is automated guitar tuner. Of fucking course it is calibrated with reference sound.
>>691926836
he got 150,000 dollars, thats like not getting shot X700,000
>>691925959
truly presidential material.
>>691923267
WTF!?!?! This is why we have AR-15s for!!!
>>691925906
>2009
>Having a Windows XP desktop that runs that clean
What?
>>691923267
I need to know what this is, sauceeeee?
>>691926847
That's fucking shit, if you stick your butt out all the force is on your lower back, she'll be one of those crones that needs a walking stick later in life and pills to get through the constant back pain.
>>691928361
She must be a nightmare at full moon.
>>691931859
its called winXP Lite man
had an install of XP that only used like 32MB ram's, just by making a custom install
>>691929224
because it was on its period
>>691926836
that made my night
>>691931919
>>691931919
who cares man, she's doing it for the fuckin attention, she's just a whore anyway no big deal not like you'd ever be fucking her
>>691927789
>BatmanArkhamKnight.gif
contriboot
>>691924303
>when playing with your gator, always start with a zig heil
>>691926528
I recognize that shitty fauna, must be new zealand
>>691925035
never keked harder
Geronimooo! ....... Brrtt BBRRRRrzzzzzttt
>>691924625
>trouble in terrorist town
>>691928476
i was always curious of the context of this
>>691922276
American police, lol.
>>691923267
>>691924234
>>691926287
>>691928816
>>691930966
It's Richard Ayoade's (yeah, the actor from the IT Crowd) clip for a Radiohead song released lately. There's no more video, it's just a short clip.
>>691932498
its a thrash in just like the 60s
>>691922681
how to destroy your knees
women in MMA are pathetic
>>691922798
What the fuck did they think was going to happen?
>>691932694
wow disappointing
>>691932350
I fucking new that was going to be a good one
it's 4am and i lol'd hard
tears in my eyes/10
>>691922276
Gta irl
>>691922276
Biker got 180k. Cop got promoted to captain
>>691929927
this thing is all fun and games until someone wants to put their hand through the hologram
>>691921894
Heh. Was the dude in white on the left knocked on his ass physically or just by the laughter?
>>691924736
>tumblr goes to the beach
>>691929818
Thats Jen Selter or whatever
she's famous for her ass on instagram
basically just arches her back and shows off her no ass
>>691925035
holy fuck I lol'd
>>691922671
that's actually kind a hot
>>691925089
she's not real
>>691922828
He just needs an asshole to make it perfectly fuckable.
>>691933213
No way is this GTA VI, the graphics are too shitty
>>691933703
i was gonna say...
her ass is almost non-existant lol
hell, MY ass looks better
>>691926836
lost
>>691924912
not you again
>>691933213
Johannesburg South Africa. Fuckin nig nogs trying to pull a heist.
>>691927923
MUST BE ONE HELL OF A STRONG BOAT
>>691929521
> autotune
>>691933213
What is this???
>>691927391
>Non-porn webm
>Posts porn gif
>>691934366
Show us, fag
>>691921894
did the kid at the end get shot??
>>691933198
>That fucking triangle jump.
Nice.
>>691934850
Do... do you even know what porn is?
>>691929601
Search for "phoenix floe"
>>691934933
>triangle jump.
It's called a mother fucking "tic tac," you pleb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>691927129
If only she could catch my dick like that
>>691934858
who is asking for another guys ass here?
>>691924982
Underrated post
>>691934850
>Posts porn gif
>404 porn not found
>>691932413
>zig
>>691926836
fucking prime
>>691926094
Euddeum Shim
>>691928583
kindly shut the fuck up.
>>691922531
DIE DIE DIE
>>691935547
>current year
>not launching all
>>691935349
It's fucking sad that you actually took the time to look it up.
>inb4 "technically, it IS porn"
I'm just going to assume OP meant non-porn as in literally just don't spam people fucking
>>691927789
beat rodney down
>>691927259
That bitch in the red shorts hnnngggg.
>>691929186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRWAFQqQY9Y&app=desktop
>>691922798
she's kinda cu- o welp not any more
>>691927789
That is so gay. The sad thing is the faggot doing this probably thinks he could do that in a real situation too.
>>691935834
How else should he prove it retard?
>>691930930
I've never been able to explain why I don't like this shit, good explanation my d00d
>>691935972
Holy shit
>>691921894
Looks fake. The kid swings like 6 inches above where the other kids face was to start.
>>691929224
You never learned about two trains approaching each other did you?
>>691926528
but nothing funny happened
>>691935972
Apex fucking predators, my god
>>691936025
kek, I really thought the red guy was done for once he was airborne
>>691923499
Fringe Flashmob
>>691935972
>seal team 6
>>691936076
>>691935834
I wasn't >>691934850, by the way. Maybe the faggot didn't have the balls to stand by his position.
>>691936076
I dunno, type it up? Like it's seriously not that hard:
>Porn is anything considered sexually arousing or sexual in nature
It ain't dictionary perfect, but it gets the point across, numbnuts
>>691936112
What the fuck
does anyone have that disgusting video of a guy who picks up some trash then bathes in it.
>>691935972
Gerald OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF, OFF!
>>691936353
Is this the trailer for Kung Fu Panda 4: Civil War?
>>691935201
>It's called a mother fucking "tic tac," you pleb.
>you pleb.
>"tic tac"
>parkour
>>691936457
It's his actual daughter
>>691930412
It looks like a deer-shepard herding the suit-wearing men
>>691936865
Yes, and he's rubbing her nipple.
>>691935972
Fake as fuck
The water is no where near right
>>691926528
DEJA VU
>>691937112
are you fuckin retarded?
go do some research on orcas
mightbeb8/8
>>691928476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW7uvYz9yjA
