yall know the drill faggots.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
yall know the drill faggots.
Also will take 69 and 42
Well, Trips, Dubs or a specific Number, explain Faggot...
Also "And it better stay that way, Bitch"
>>691898956
"sorry new phone, who dis?"
>>691899251
rolling for this
>>691899366
winrar!!
>>691899366
OH SHIT BOI
Might need some context here anon
I'm tired of talking, babe. Lick this peanut butter out of my ass.
>>691899366
Didn't take long at all. Not bad anon.
Stop fannying about on here and get that phone charged FFS OP!
>>691899765
its charging fucktard
>>691898956
>>691899366
Deliver OP
>>691899892
>>691899366
Deliver OP
>>691899366
Now we wait.
>>691900287
You sent the wrong one you fucking tard
>>691899999
>>691900287
OP confirmed fagot
I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm mentally ill, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on, I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Wrong number
long time no cock
>>691900287
FUCK. Totally my bad, suggestions on how to still send that and not sound autistic?
>>691900433
>>691900803
Meant to quote this, I'm a retard.
>>691900803
"I think I might have autism "
Your move
nah! Tickle my pickle
>>691901525
No, stay. I just finished spanking the monkey so I'm not really horny, I was just joking about not having your number. I guess we can just talk though, what's up?
>>691901525
You are right im such a fucking faggot, im actually pretty god damn dick sucking gay
>>691901525
Jess (insert last name)? no way what have you been up to?
>>691901525
I miss you
>>691901525
You are right im such a fucking faggot, im actually pretty god damn dick sucking gay
>>691901755
Lol winrar
>>691901525
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God is dead
She's right too, I'm hammered
>>691902578
what did you do to her?
>>691902578
lol OP is sad degenerate hahaha
>>691902578
No, you'reee drunk.
>>691902578
she sounds triggered
>>691903098
rolling
Jess, you drove me to drinking!! It's called sexual frustration.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls
sorry you were such a bitch for me to start drinking, maybe some tit pics or gtfo
>>691902578
Send nudes. Now. You fucking slut.
>>691903256
Roll
"Wow baby calm down. Slow your roll. I'm going into rehab and it's for you."
>>691903330
Close
I'm hurt you said that. I quit drinking.......Monday nights.
i want to fuck your dead cat. can you join also
>>691902794
It's a long story that is honestly so fucked up I'm too ashamed to tell, maybe once I'm finished with this 5th I'll be more inclined to share
>>691902578
Stop, I'm sorry, I just... I miss you. I want to make things better, are you free Friday?
>>691903035
We all are, newfriend.
rolling for 'BUT WOULD YOU FINGER THE NIG-NOG???'
>>691902578
yo fam it'saaaa LITTT
>>691903528
roll
>>691903528
This.
>>691898956
and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathatic cause the popular people has proof that the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause is a little pussy and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause try to be better then the popular people but is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and cant hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people so thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathatic and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and try too hard and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is smart and is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is a little pussy and is selfish and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way and is ugly so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers on tv and movies and facebook and school and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and pathatic and is still going to cock block the popular people and attrative loser people in the future
so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and is a little pussy and try to hurt the popular people and attrative loser people the ugly way and is desperate and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and is smart and is selfish and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and try to be better then the popular people and everybody and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathatic and ugly n plus smell like shit like beyonce so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers or future ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly that is on tv or at school or on facebook or in movies
and the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people
>>691903454
Op rolling for this kek
>>691903598
roll plz
Fuck u for doing this to me
>>691903528
cmon make op happy
>>691903502
sounds good
>>691903528
Rerolling
>>691903528
hmm roll
>>691903657
annoying but rolling
>>691903723
And again. Get OP laid.
>>691902578
the fuck nigger
she starts the convo and all of a sudden start bitching
what a whore
spam her with niggerdick pics
Honesty I'm sober right now.. If you want I could send you my address and you can come over, have some dinner watch a movie and see where that leads us...?
bitch i just want to bouce you on my fuckle stick while i hammer busch beer and regret everay decision ive ever made and every dick i ever sucked
i miss u bb
Babe, if I'm not drinking then I would be on the street strolling for hookers
>>691902578
Suck my dick or I'm headed to the gloryhole.
>>691903528
*feels roll
>>691902578
Please fuck me. I've been dry down there for 69 years
>>691903835
Come on.
I'm not drunk, faggot. You did this to me
>>691903844
DO IT OP
>>691903528
Rigatoni
>>691903869
Finally I fucking got one
>>691903869
beta
>>691903844
PLZ OP DO THIS AND ASK HER FOR "THE NIG NOG COCK"
>>691903869
Winner.
>>691903844
First three dick pics reply to this post I'll send her. I'm not googling dick pics right now.
I had to become an alcoholic to tolerate being around you.
>>691898956
Guai Lo Mi Zhua Nai Kee Pyow Dog Kick Fast One Two Punch! Falcon Dance Fly With Me XDD Rawrr Lmaoo Its Litt Fuckkk Im Shmacked Jess Come Thruuu Im At The Cribb FUckkk Guai Lo
>>691903869
Beta af but roll for the sake of op
>>691903869
OP Fucking send this you fuck
>>691900612
Roll
>>691903528
roll
>>691904212
Nope. Just tryna get him laid.
>>691903869
OP GET ON IT POR FAVOR
>>691904168
>>691903844
>>691903869
>>691903844
Pleasing both :')
I want you to fuck my wife
And to cum inside of me
>>691904388
Now it happens
>>691904388
Ye getting laid like a beta she wont even say anything along the lines of fuck me harder just some beta shit like i love u
>>691904168
Why do you pretend to be me? Literally what's the fucking point you nigger
>>691904592
Roll
>>691904531
yes
>>691904531
THE MADMAN DID IT
Also if dubs, be nice and try to get laid
>>691904531
lol OP outed as booze hound. LOL fucking weak willed faggot
Yeah, you are an idiot. And FUCK YOU for giving me hepatitis b you nigger
>>691904531
Well I think you just fucked up
>>691904677
Winrar
>>691904766
kek
>>691904510
Lmfao
>Download (15)
Atleast it's not a thumbnail
This had so much potential too good job op you dumbass
>>691904952
Right I'm salty
>>691904531
Top kek.
>>691904531
nigger nogger asshole clogger
>>691904652
I suppose you're right
>>691903528
roll
>>691905111
chek'd
>>691905065
You sound autistic as hell
>>691905111
Trips don't lie
I love you Jess, let's start a family.
>>691905111
Winrar
>>691905111
TRIPS GET EM OP
>>691905227
You sound nigger as hell
>>691905250
Rollarino
>>691905337
Damn son. You roasted my ass
>>691905250
rollin for this shit
Op is god among men
>>691905111
witnessed
"Lately I got this done, just thought you'd like a warning"
Send with pic related
OK GO AHEAD AND ROAST ME IM A NIGGER OK GET OVER IT IM VOTING TRUMP AND IM NOT A KANG SPOUTING-BIKE STEALING THUG IM A BIOTECH ENGINEER WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF YOU FAGS OK
I will sex u in the ass after ill play roblox
>>691905250
rullin
>>691905111
TTIPS RULES
>>691905582
And you're a muffin among cupcakes. Eat shit turbonerd
>>691905651
Good for you, nigger
>>691905651
At least we know you're not a nigger
Come over and find out
>>691905651
It's my boyfriend's
>>691905651
ops a nigger, but her bitchie ness totally over shadows it FUCK HER
"hah how would you know how my dick looks? ?
>>691905651
that's what I'm eating bbt, u jelly?
>>691905928
LMFAO roll
>>691905640
Did the guy think that'd be hot? Wtf..
>>691905640
Roll
>>691905955
winrrrrrwe[lr[]aselrfase;'pkr'wzaespkl gsw
aer]d[fhlb.
Also, to all the idiots that are saying "op is a fag, wasted potential, could've gotten laid" I don't give a fuck I fuck at least 3 times a week and am just doing this to fuck with someone I could not give three shits about and have already fucked multiple times
Send her mine
>>691905883
Rolling
>>691905939
>bitchie ness
>>691906000
TRIPS WITNESSED
Rolling for "lemme eat that ass like an almond joy"
>>691906098
its a new meme fam
>>691905955
winnenennennnner
>>691906000
wasted trips....
>>691906053
Stop lying to yourself, you don't fuck anything you stupid cuck
>>691905640
Also roll
>>691906058
N E E D L E D I C K
Haha! Who am I kidding? Let's do shots and fuck! I can call a friend over too.
>>691906118
You really don't know how rolling works do you , summerfriend?
>>691905651
respect to you
>>691906058
nigger detected
>>691906157
Please let summer end.
You wanna be my girlfriend i'm 11
>>691906247
Worst part is he's a needledick nigger
Jess, you are honestly pathetic. It's women like you whom disgrace every woman out their. You spread your legs to every man who looks in your direction and expect to not be judged as a slut, I think you are scum.
>>691906249
Roll dis
lol jk fuck you cunt. Stop pretending to be depressed and get over me. I genuinely hope you kill yourself.
Then block her.
>>691906356
There*
>>691906354
The rare breed
"Haha sorry it's my friend's dick didn't mean to send it :)"
We both know how this is going to end, Jess. Let's cut to the chase. KY or Astroglide this time?
>>691906443
lol roll
Then who's is it? Who have you been seeing, how do you know who's it is? wtf im freaking out right now, ANSWER ME!
I like BBC
>>691906465
This
"i repot you huehuheheuhueuheuhueuhuehuhehueehehueuhehhudhueh"
>>691906566
Yikes
>>691906398
rolling because one off
>>691906665
fuck me man.
>>691906443
Roll
>>691906665
kek'd
>>691906665
HABBENING
>>691906665
did you just call being one fucking off nigger
>>691906566
winrar
Can you sing the words of linkin park with me... ill start, crawling in my skin....
>>691906465
roll
>>691906566
more beta WINRAR
Can we start a family?
>>691906665
Twice!
Save yourself the time anon. It's not coming.
>>691906822
Winrar
>>691906566
this please
>>691906053
Bruh you're all good in my book. You gave me something to do while I took a bath and got my poon of the week lined up.
Bitch trying to flatter me, that cock is at least an inch bigger than mine and way thicker. Won't work you stupid cunt.
>>691906665
l e g e n d a r y
>>691906999
Winrar, send screencap of your post
>>691906999
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691907088
DOUBLE WINRAR THIS IS HAPPENING
>>691906999
Lmao, fake as fuck
>it's not even bigger than yours
>>691906999
Woah, trips. AND 69. Because of this, I'm going to null all previous responses so that we can form a coherent conversation, only wins replying to this will be sent, even though there was some good ones above, sorry.
>>691907088
This
>>691906999
Check'd
>>691906443
Also rolling for mine
>>691906999
Lel. Winrar.
Now you have to send her a pic of your own dick
>>691906999
Yeah im talking to the bitch now, haha yeah the one with the weird shaped face, been sending her fake dick pics, anyway talk later jason
>>691906999
I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE OKAY, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT THE WAY I'M ACTING, YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU STUPID CUNT, AND YES I'M SOBER NOW COME OVER AND SUCK MY COCK
>>691905227
Fucking newfag
>>691906999
>its not even bigger than yours
Nice fake convo, op.
>>691907330
THIS THIS THIS
Lies! It's much bigger than mine. Are you drunk?
>>691907351
fucking summerfag.. they are so easy to spot
>>691907330
rolling
>>691906999
You both type the same
Don't even think I've forgotten what you did
>>691907330
ROLLING FOR THIS HOLY SHIT
>>691907330
this please
>>691907330
Roll
>>691907160
Roll
"im so sorry about all of this. Send me a picture of your boobs, just like old times."
>>691907330
rollinzzz
>>691907334
>>691907330
Classic. Roll
>>691907537
rawlingggggggggggg
>>691907255
DO IT OP
>>691907688
WINRARRR
>>691907554
rooooooolll
>>691907160
Henry Rollins
>>691907467
You're kidding right?
>>691907330
roll
>>691907400
I literally admitted its not bigger than mine... She's just trying to get on my good side I'm guessing, why the FUCK would I lie about my dick size on a Japanese basket weaving online image board?
QUADS GET
>>691907330
lol rolling for this
fake as fuck convo. op send pic of dick so we know shes buttering you up. timestamp to faggot
>>691907330
instant fucking classic, very nicely executed
>>691907330
Fucking please
>>691907787
no, not at all. get the fuck out of here summerfag
>>691907330
please make this happen
>>691907330
fuck this one is good
roll
>>691907330
rawl
>>691907688
winer winer
>>691907501
He's copy pasting gets from the thread so in theory he doesn't type in any consistent way. Not saying it's a fake convo just that you're dumb
this shit is fake yo
>>691907803
i lie on the innerenettes all the time bro, what are you new?
>>691907330
roll roll roll
>>691907330
if this isnt the next reply im going to kill myself
>>691907330
actually beautiful
>>691907330
rollerino pepperino
>>691907330
rolling for the glory of god
>>691908098
>internally screaming
Go whine bitches. I'm drunk, it's my thread, you all are just spectators to the shitshow I'm creating with my life to entertain strangers online, so fuck me if I want to use something I find funny
>>691907330
rolling
>>691907330
make ya move
>>691907330
roll roll roll roll roll
>>691908297
Bless you OP
>>691907330
no ones gettin dubs, but do this anyway. its perfect
>>691908299
Winner winner
>>691908297
Fair enough
>>691908297
Beautiful
>>691908297
normally id say go fuck yourself op but you did the right thing her, my life is spared
>>691908297
You fuckin crazy OP
>>691908297
Golden OP
