Tinder thread, cause i have no personality
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Tinder thread, cause i have no personality
>>691884326
Dubs gets it
jUST JERKING OFF TO YOUR PUPPY FACE
Just being alone ya'know. want to stop by?
>>691884688
Good this afternoon is gonna be interesting
y-y-you too
winrar>>691884688
i will sex into ur ass and then i play roblox
I want to plow your asshole then fuck your mom!
>>691885019
Kek
>>691884844
Winrar
are you part of the furry fandom
>cringe
Just thinking about licking your asshole.
>>691885189
Reroll
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
sorry i'm an autist
i don't believe in god
>>691885322
Faggot just stop. Create your own thread lmao I've seen you post this all damn night
>>691885322
Check'em
>>691885322
Them dubs
So... do you like to fuck dogs?
sorry for my friends, anyway just chillin, wyd boo?
I posted this on 4chan, sorry. Probably about 10 guys jerking off to your face as we speak tbh famalam
>>691885426
In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
you wanna gargle on my mayo
>>691884985
Rollin
Well I gtg teletubbies is on
>>691886177
rollin
>>691885816
atfucking least let her reply between gets to weed out the shitty gets
if dubs say nothing
Dont post too many dubs op until (if) she responds. Too much will just make you look like a spambot
I like sticking pickles up my bootypipe
>>691885737
roll
>>691886177
Winrar
>>691885816
i just joined the kkk
please reply, im so lonely :(
>>691886517
we need a new person, OP
>>691886517
respond or i will kill myself
I really love young boys, I only swiped because you have the chest of a 12 year old
/thread op doesn't know how to do this
>>691886517
i am beating my man meat to the thought of you dressing up like kim jong un and hitting me with a taser tied to a shoelace in your butt
can you use me as toilet paper please
>>691886867
im afraid you're right
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
>>691887492
check my dubs
>>691887492
act normal and aquire nudes
>>691887696
Roll
whats gucci jamal
>>691887116
how do you get so many matches ???
>>691887492
I'm on a website right now known as 4chan. All the people there are terrorists who want nothing more than to hurt other people and see breasts all day. This website is demanding that I send you messages of posts that end in the same two digits, also known as "dubs." These people are holding me hostage, threatening to make me say extremely inappropriate things to you for the sake of laughs. I am a brave dissident that has decided to break free and inform you of the horrors that are currently taking place.
>>691887840
not as interesting as raping you in the ass
>>691887840
What's your fb?
>>691887840
you do butt stuff?
>>691887840
are you a nigger lover?
>>691887894
reroll
>>691887951
Rolling
>>691887840
kinda yeah, anyway. say i accidentally sent a nude pic. what are the odds you do the same?
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white child
>>691888052
Not a dub but valid question
>>691888107
dis
>>691887840
we are going to bomb your vagina with my vagina
>>691888107
roll
>>691887840
will you use a strap on in my eyes?
me likey
>>691887893
bots
>>691888147
Rolling
>>691888399
i have raped kids before
>>691888477
Winrar
God damn OP is this your first time doing this? Wait for a fucking response, just bombarding them with a bunch of stupid shit is not entertaining or funny.
>>691888461
Because i swipe and never talk to these filthy animals
What I'm asking is, does your ass smell like sharpies or does your sharpies smell like ass?
So what do you say you send me your location and I fuck you like the US Military fucked Bin Laden
Send pics with sharpie in the pooper pls
>>691889033
Woahh dubs
>>691889342
rolling
If I wore a rubber and you were a Jew, could I stick it in your poo?
I fucking hate niggers, don't you?
>>691888525
Roll
I want you to gargle my grizzled testicles. I almost lost them when I was in the military, so they look like fucking mangled abortions, but I can still nut in a girl's eye like a horse.
Wanna fuck and try it out? M'lady?
>>691889572
Rolling
Dammit. I have diarrhea.
>>691889655
check em'
>>691889655
Winrar
>>691889655
WINRAR
Want to dock me?
>>691889572
>>691889655
so many keks
>>691889572
This
>>691889774
I will shoot up a school if you don't lick my prostate
>>691889774
I'll take that as a yes. I love you. Digits?
>>691889894
rolling
How many fists can you fit in your pooper?
>>691889774
i just wonna lick your ass and nail it..thats y im asking, i guess m'lady
>>691889774
Good because I want you to fuck me in the ass
>>691889774
i am having sex with my daughter as i type this
You ignored mine op...do you have no shame
>>691888477
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
>>691889655
roll
>>691889774
Only odd if you think it's odd. So when is this going down?
Alls fair in 4chan
>>691890333
Lol trips wasted
My sister gives great head while shes sleeping, like right now for instance
>>691890357
i want to jerk off to you jerking off my sister while she's jerking off my dead hamster
>>691890333
Do trips count?
>>691890333
Fucker already got dubs, way to waste trips you fucking autist
>>691890357
Wanna get some coffee sometime?
>>691890357
I am a convicted rapist
>>691890505
prob
>>691890449
Roll
>>691890527
Roll
>>691890357
ill send you a picture of my authentic nazi uniform
>>691890527
f u.. op is taking ages, u cunt
>>691890721
Rolll
>>691887893
you don't have to be a 10/10 guy to get matches m8
>>691890937
>>691890446
>>691890527
suck my balls
>>691890948
get out summerfag, isn't it past your bedtime?
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
Why did you ignore my dubs op
>>691890948
Woahh had to wait for reply
And these captchas bruh
>>691890937
i have a lot of std's
>>691884326
ask if she's ever fucked a nigger
>>691890937
DONALD TRUMP 2016
>>691890937
I bet you could've had pics
THAT'S IT. I'M REPORTING YOU TO TINDER FOR NECROPHILIA YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU'RE SUPPORTED TO PUT OUT, NOT PLAY RACIST GAMES. I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IF I DON'T GET ASS PICS IMMEDIATELY! !!!! RAGE!!!! £#=/"$_^'$#/&^##^
>>691891086
if i dont speak like a b fag all the time im a summerfag.
u need to be edgy and say shit like
>implying
>summer
>being this new
>i got trips and op just used my shit. go cry
>rolling for.. I wonna get u pregnant girl...i want to cum in your ass till u drool my cum out and get them in your pussy..
then ill lick my cum cause im a cuck.
are u in 2 3somes with traps?
>>691891422
Winrar
>>691891468
summerfag
I will fist u so hard that you will shit ur guts
Wanna role play? ;)
>>691891497
Lol
>>691891594
roll for something u fucking mongloid
>>691891594
summerfag
>>691891798
>>691891813
>summerfag
>>691891813
Roll
>>691891766
>>691891422
winrars?
lel
rollan for >>691891468
>>691891959
rolling
>>691891932
Fart noises
>>691890449
Dubs get
>>691891932
not samefagging though
>>691890357
i wanna see the goods before I waste my time driving over and shit.
>>691885737
Rolling
>>691891754
Roll
>Pic included
Sarah i'm going to be honest with you
i'm shy and i like you a lot now you matched with me and I matched with you so how long until we meet up and fuck?
im 9'' long but i only show my majestic cocks to ladies worhy of its awesomeness...how awesome are you bird?im a bloke and you are a bird. thats a shashing blouse u got on.
>>691892035
no more games, girl. you want the D, i've got the D. digits?
>>691892296
Roll
>>691892296
rolllllllllfl
>>691892373
Rolling for this
>>691892296
Rolling for this
>>691892364
OP play your cards right any you may get something out of this
Let me suck your fat puffy pussy lips.
>>691892577
God damn it
See? They still work!
>>691892577
kek
You know how much a polar bear weighs, neither do I. Now give me that hairy fat pussy
Admit it you fuck animals
>>691892577
>waste of dubs
but still nice dubs
>>691892733
kek
>>691888080
Double 80s bruv
>>691892693
Rolling
What weights more a pound of feathers or deez nuts.
>>691892733
RARNIW<
>>691892838
Not what I wanted to burn dubs on but take the advice OP
>>691892373
reroll
So how much do i have to pay for you to fuck my friend?
>>691892733
check em
>>691892693
This. Now. DUBS!
>>691892883
BUT... play them wrong, and you'll have to face my katana and it's colossal attack... please love me
>>691893055
winrar prepare for horror
give me anal
>>691893055
Dubs get
>>691892733
>>691893055
Checked
>dubz get
Please love me, or love me.
maybe you piss on my face and maybe i shit on your chest maybe?
>>691893189
>>691893055
>>691892693
Cant post pics on tinder
>>691893374
Bullshit
>>691893374
Fuck, it was worth an attempt
If dubs: Tits or gtfo
>>691893484
the best fuck of your life
>>691893637
rolll
>>691893484
my dick...in yo mouth mothafucka!! HAHA!
>>691893484
No fucking way
>give me areolas?
This girl is so happy go lucky. She isn't even fazed by any of the shit you've said
>>691893528
There's a little gift button. Try that.
Poop pics
>>691893637
reroll
>>691893484
*tips fedora* anything you want *winks sexily*
>>691893637
reroll
>>691893374
yes you can, they're called Moments but everyone sees them. or just put them on your profile dullard
>>691893831
Roll
So where you live bby?
>>691893637
rolling for this
>>691893637
derp
>>691893484
a big black cock and a welfare check for the next 18 years
>>691893637
roll
aids
>>691893877
Winrar
>>691893484
A whole 2 inches
>>691893900
winnar
You can get sharipe in the pooper with a side of dank memes thundercunt
>>691893637
roll
I come from 4chan. I've published our conversation and people are jacking off to your profile pictures. Lolo.
>>691893484
Chlamydia
>>691893966
Fuck it this too
>>691893831
>>691893877
WIN.RAR
>>691894000
winrar
>>691894076
op plz
>>691894000
trips tho
Wait...before we begin...you are a white supremacist like me, right?
>>691894241
lol bro the derp was rolling for that other thing not literally derp
i can play guitar wanna pluck my g string?
I rip rock and gravel when I time travel
My rhyme busts shots with the beats that I battle
When I get in your head my thoughts become lead
Pipes that never get the C's out of bread
Straight beat the bloodstream
Try to come clean
Got intervened by dream that was sweet
With a three-sixty degree turn on the globe
And now you got me runnin' around my area code
>>691894241
my tasty, moist pussy is to die for...its so sweet and savory...you ever been with a hermaphrodite? You can fuck me, I can fuck me...am you...at the same time ;) It the best of both worlds, baby.
>>691894659
Just ask what she would want out of it
>>691894659
I'm in love with you, let's get married tonight
>>691894659
Nais
>>691894659
you're to close to fuck it up OP
>>691894659
either way, you're gonna end up dead
I'll give you a rape gape. You'll never walk again.
>>691894659
stop stop cannot take it cannot handle your meme! for my safety and security you may not post this meme any more! discontinue all planned future postings of this meme. same f*cking exact hour every goddamn morning and sometimes a little later with different named image. you are a fool if you enjoy the coffy thread! you need a fuken lobomoty if u find urself liking the coffy thread! kicking coffy grounds in ur pet's coat, clean 'em, shithead. bitsch i serve ur dad regler coffy wen he asks for de caf his heart palpitate give out and haveing stroke on flor faget. bithc i would slap u fucken HARD if i ever met u, for this bunch of bullshit u will not stop with. i take the coffy and drink it and wait a bit and then piss it out all into your stupid idiot hair dripping coffy piss bowing thanking me. emptying every last drop of my excrement into any coffy you brew ! squeeze a colostomy bag like tootpaste tube into your coffy. shit ass arabica bean same ass bean steeped in water for every morning heavy metals leeching into your insides! and i smile from the sidelines smiling cackling the fact that you drinking the coffy with shit shit come up the butt into coffy again and forever op sipping on bits of shit staining teeth smelling up breath and nostrils but i make him forever sipping the coffy toilet coffy treat.
>>691894659
te quiero enterrar mi pequeña verga profundo en tu vaginón, perra bastarda retardada :D <3
>>691895138
>Retardada
Sounds suspicious
>>691894659
seriously you don't know what youre missing
>>691894668
rollin
Want pictures of my most recent shit? All I eat is bran and beets. I'm a MAN! My feces smells like a MAN. like the bathroom after your dad takes a shit.
wait for response
>>691895226
shhh... just roll with it
if you play your cards right you might get this hard 4.7" dick
I hope you like the sweet taste of gonorrhea. ..
What language barrier
>>691895333
Winrar!!!!!
>>691894659
What you get depends on what I get
I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego
>>691895535
vaginón is like "really big pussy" and retardada goes for "retarded" (no shit)
>>691895535
I want to stick my long dick in your vagina you retarded dog
I would like to put my little dick deep in your vagina, fucking retard bastard bitch
>>691884326
and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathetic cause has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog poop like beyonce and is a little pussy and smell like dog poop like beyonce and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and thats why fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly on facebook or on tv or school or movies
so thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce is pathatic cause has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and smell like shit but try to be better then everybody n lie to everybody that the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers dont smell like shit and isnt ugly while keep cock blocking the awesome people and attrative loser people in the future so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that is smart and smell like dog poop and is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce
You look pregnant in that picture. It had better not be a nigger fetus. If so, I'll pay for the abortion. But I'm not too happy about this. Tainted neat. You race traitor whore. Grrr.
M'lady.
>>691895748
We're going to build a wall. Beat it, beaner
>>691884326
and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is pathetic cause the popular people has proof that the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog poop like beyonce and is a little pussy and smell like dog poop like beyonce and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and thats why fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly on facebook or on tv or school or movies
so thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce is pathatic cause has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and smell like shit but try to be better then everybody n lie to everybody that the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers dont smell like shit and isnt ugly while keep cock blocking the awesome people and attrative loser people in the future so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that is smart and smell like dog poop and is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce
>>691895679
Roll
>>691895333
>>691894668
trips win it!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
9 commentsshare
Trail went cold so i unloaded
Quick question : do you eat your scalp scabs? I find them to be delish. I actually scrub my scape with salt water, pic a scab, then it tastes like blood pudding. Talk about being resourceful. I'm technically an auto-cannibal.
>>691887116
i know that girl sarah from the bottom pic
>>691887893
kek
>>691896472
Trail went cold so you post that??? What a fucking autist...
>>691885456
>>691896759
You're a moron
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>691890948
topkek, summerfag
>>691886210
I was hoping I'd see this again.
>>691896472
Way to dry up her puss forever. Dont start these threads anymore, moron.
>>691890948
summer fag if i ever seen one
>>691897173
Ill do them twice as often now
>>691887492
god damn it anon she was so down to fuck she even gave you the kissie face emoticon
>>691897018
>>691897327
Same fagggot
>>691891468
rolling
>>691897497
You dont have enough matches to do that. Autistic fagboy.
slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...
>>691894772
That must itch like hell
>>691890106
Fucking kek
