ITT: we're in highschool
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ITT: we're in highschool
>>691837582
Fuck off principal OP
>>691837582
Brought my kevlar for the school shooters in the next posts
>>691837582
Oh my GAWD, Susan, my parents are so fucking lame. Took mah phone away bcuz I was sexting Daquan
>>691837582
Hey guys! I saw the flyer for the League of Legends club, can someone direct me to room 114 :^)
Hey, friend. Dont come to school tomorrow
>>691837582
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Don't come to school tomorrow
Rey is a Mary Sue
ALLUH ACKBAR
Dude weed lmao
>>691837582
Does anybody wanna see my AR15?
>>691838980
The feminist club is going to hear about this!
>>691838980
Huh? I thought her name was just "Rey"?
>>691837582
stoned as fuck, lost my history book but got a golden chicken in my bag
SOMEBODY SHAT ON THE HALLWAY
>>691839130
Also the Star Wars nerds who scrutinize Luke just as they would Rey!
I like sonic
>>691837582
hear ye hear ye
as of today we are holding a public penis inspection day at the gymnasium in the afternoon
please, it is of utmost importance that any of you fellows direct yourselves towards the designed location within 15 minutes, or your penises will be reclaimed for the republic.
God day, and a clean, respectable penis to you and your peers.
You've been warned.
Which one of you pissed in my locker?
I hope nobody notices that I'm wearing my sisters swim bottoms as underware because I didn't have any clean this morning.
>>691839364
Go back to spec ed
>>691837582
i will b 4 reel tho in another month
>>691839193
Not according to teenagers, disgruntled man children and people who don't know much about the OT.
>>691839435
me you lil fegget
>>691837582
Some of you are alright. dont come to /b/ high tommorow
>I'm in highschool
>I was never there
>>691839603
K then
11:45
Time to fap in the stall in the bathroom down by the special ed classes that nobody uses.
Anine club meeting
I still am so roleplaying would be weird
Guys don't tell the faculty I did this.
>>691839745
Why is there always an Anime club at every high school?
>>691839745
I reay like corry in the house, where do i join?
I hope that freshmen girl I raped at Steves party Friday keeps her fucking mouth shut.
>>691837582
Hi I wear all black and I love metal (seriously)
You think I'm the school shooter, but it ends up being the nigger with the saggy pants, cheap polo shirt, and snapback. Yeah he comes in with a mac 11 and since I ate lunch with him everyday he said don't come to school tomorrow and I said thanks fam.
>>691839625
why do you still support this system?
I'm not sure about going into the girl's locker room...
Will I get to look at the "goods"?
>>691839130
*screams 2007 deathcore lyrics at you*
*band comes in, breakdown ensues*
im here for the pizza
sup ladies
You guys wanna some a phatnasty dank blunt after school?
wanna come smoke weed at lunch dude
>>691839960
Scumbag, hope a big nigger rapes you in prison
>>691840214
you look ugly
None of us are old enough to be here
>>691840214
Fuck off you ugly jew
Gotta take a shit, where's the shitter room?
I JUST SAW THE NURSE GIVING MR. KLEIN A HANDJOB
>>691838789
Thank you tovarishch
>>691840516
story time?
>>691840214
Ew go away
>>691839960
Would you keep your mouth shut if I raped you?
>>691840277
I'm telling the principal you got weed on you
>>691837582
Where can i get some LSD?
>>691839487
Kek
Hopefully my mom doesn't end up finding out about me fucking the lunch lady with Down syndrome.
Hey guys, maybe we should let Trayon out of his locker, it's been three days
>>691840890
pssst... hey kid... come here
Who shit in the water fountain? You really think that's funny?
Holy shit the principal just stopped a fight with his bare hands.
>>691841042
that's all you, I'm not going down for that shit
>we're in highschool
>we have a lazy home room teacher who always slacks off
>is very stern with us if we slack off - hypocrite
>the science teacher is a very nervous shy women
>soft spoken
>there's a male literature teacher who likes her and sometimes make it very obvious but she is oblivious
>our principal is whacky and sometimes does weird acts that he's caught in the act at the wrong times
>makes it seem as if something else is going on
>we're all a team of students who do strange high school activities together
>here in our land as freshman
>we get to learn from the senior who has a car
>the junior who's a chemist and somehow is always building inconvenient inventions
>we get into spaces of trouble afterschool on our adventures
>slurpees at the 7-11 down the street from school
>Mike the shop owner is an alumni who has slacked-word-of-the-street-wisdom
>stuff like backway hidden paths into/out of the high school
>pre made projects you can buy from his unknown source
>our dog, Laurence who always has a bone somewhere with him
>he's usually seen in the background while we're off with our shenanigans
>title of a film like this?
>B Average
>soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRINyKWV8D4
Who wants to skip class?
I'm actually 29, I made a mistake on my immigration papers
>>691840765
Any good bitch would.
>>691840214
Ooohhh, hey Mark..
Tell me- do you have any black friends?
>>691838832
>Diminutive one
Mad/10
>>691839960
Cool, now I can screencap this and bring it to the police you dumb nigger.
Well OP, if you'd want to pass the semester, I'm sure we could arrange something....
Hey guys, I'm new here can someone show me around?
>>691841045
Yo, this better be no fake shit, I'm for real about this.
>>691841241
Down for it, man. you bring the reefers?
>>691840877
sorry w-what dude
>>691841420
GET IN THE FUCKING VAN
>>691837582
The high school back in our days or the high school now?
>>691840214
Oh I love Jewish guys, my pussy is already leaking
>>691837582
*Cuts myself*
HEY GUYS WHATSUP
>>691837582
>Shoves OP in the locker like I usually do.
Good thing that tomorrow will be the last day of school
>>691841241
There better be candy inside or I am telling me mum
>>691841453
You misspelled roofies, lol, but get in, we'll go on an adventure
>>691841570
would you like to chill on my house while we read my manifesto?
>>691841234
This would make a really fucking good film
>>691841327
Now the police can finally solve the mystery-- who raped the freshman at Steve's party?
And the perpetrator was... "Anonymous"
Thank God for your screencap, Randy Bobandy. We almost let this scumbag walk.
>>691841740
kek
there is none pangender club? i found this extremely offensive
>>691841658
Last day for you
>>691841896
It would at least confirm that it happened
>>691841417
Sure babe. Hey my bro Steve is having a party this weekend. You should come by.
OK, put your hand up if you haven't been bullied by Regina George
>>691841547
I squat 4pl8 and bench 260, i thought this was going to end up being a drug thread. Oh well
Cayla's giving free blowjobs behind the bleachers
>>691839745
Na nii? Desu why isn't this in Japanese Baka!! Desu~
Today's the day
YOU GUYS WANNA MAKE SOME METH? MY UNCLE TAUGHT ME HOW, ITS REAL EASY, WE CAN DO IT IN THE CHEM LABS. NO IM NOT SHOUTING, YOURE SHOUTING, FUCK YOU. THIS METH HAS ME FUCKING WIRED!
Oh shit guys, I heard that weird kid Ricardo is gonna shoot up the school at 2:00
Attention all students this is your principal speaking. Due to a lack of effort on the state writing assignment we will have every single one of you retake the test
>>691842014
stop being such a beta and go rape your own highschooler
I just fucked the foreign exchange student from Norway. AMA
>>691841998
>>691842014
It didn't happen.
>sitting with group of friends
>me
>do you think girls masturbate more than we do
>no dude, girls dont masturbate
>"knew it"
First conversation i had with a new group of friends in grade 9
>>691842014
We all already knew, fag.
You just didn't because you're excluded all the time.
>>691841245
Too bad faggot. Get your ass to school.
>>691842361
We're supposed to be roleplaying anon...
>>691842436
too real
>>691842049
Underrated post
>>691837582
>tfw I spent all my time on /b/ and invisionfree boards in high school.
Whose up for making a spyhole into the girls shower room?
Who wants to have gay sex with me?
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>691842179
oh I know him, I sold that kid some Scopolamine. Guess he hasn't been taking it so well.
>>691842432
Come by Steve's next Friday babe. I'll have some Mikes Hard Lemonade for ya.
>>691842752
Yourself.
>>6918416
BUILDING PIPE BOMBS N SHIT WATBOUCHU
>>691842752
FAGGOT! get him
who's getting the dragonfruit Bacardi for the bonfire tonight? i got the coors light
>>691841998
Thanks for the warning I'll be skipping school on dat day
>continues to shove OP in the trash now
>>691842867
what a babe
>>691842538
Kewl
I'm a back guy and your husbands out of town for the week.
>>691842752
you should enter the rugby team
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS, THIS IS YOUR PRINCIPAL SPEAKING. DUE TO A LACK OF EFFORT ON THE STATE WRITING EXAM WE WILL HAVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU RETAKE THE TEST.
>>691837582
Where da broads?
>>691841234
>>691841847
>cue that golden voiced trailer about the film
>the /b/oys are at it again
>this summer with a movie that'll get your grades up
>or wish you hadn't woken up
>watch the gang go through all high school's got to throw at them
>and them some
>this Summer
>don't miss the film everybody's been studying
>B Average
I am so wasted!
>>691842752
Yeah I'll give you a nice sloppy brojob.
I'll cradle your balls while I squeeze that shaft until it's bright red. Your gravy is gonna be coming out in buckets and I'll swallow every last drop.
Not gay, bro. Just two friends helping each other out. Kek.
Hey guy´s i´m the exchangefag from good old germany,
whats the evacuation plan for the weekly mass shooting?
EMERGENCY EMERGENCY
INITIATE LOCKDOWN
>>691842752
OOh Omar!! Let's get this kid
>shoots ur nut sack
>>691843207
Shut the fuck up you fucking Nazi
>Beth would look better if she wasn't such a stupid fucking cum-guzzler.
> not to be mean though
> just being totes hons
Lockdown? Oshit I'm at the urinal.
wat do wat do
>>691843207
>>691843136
future movie director right here
>>691840647
Who's that?
Fuck, not this bullshit again...
Highschool sucks, I wish the girls sucked as much. :P
Hey guys my bros in a frat and he said he'd buy us weed and a six pack of beer and that we could totally get laid tonight, who's down?
>>691843572
You don't appear to be old enough to know what's going on this thread, Anon. Kindly leave.
>>691842993
Rate me baby
>>691843598
Fuck you frat faggots, take your sperrys and go suck cock elsewhere
>>691843503
That is not a urinal dumbass that is a water fountain.
>>691843733
supreme higschool alfa/10
I'm a girl and I'm easy. Chads, who has the biggest cock?
SHIT GUYS, THE METHLAB IS ON FIRE!
Who else has had the Biology teacher? It burns when I piss
>>691837582
Guys,guys,guy omg the new Spanish teacher ms. Barnes is so fucking hot. Her nips poke through her fucking shirt. Anyone dare me to try and fuck her?
>>691843733
11/10, would definitely suck Eric Harris' cock. lick his balls with great precision and run my hand through his hair while whispering "you're a diamond in the rough, babe".
Somebody could've prevented fucking Columbine. All these kids needed were some good hugs.
>>691843925
I have it on good authority that she'll suck your dick for a toke on a joint
>>691844065
Jimmy get back here and help me with this fucking science experiment
>>691842851
>tfw Reddit killed all the decent forums
"There is a bomb in the cafeteria"
>>691844189
you dont get to the valhalla by living peacefully
>>691844065
That is not because of the Biology teacher. It ls because your dick is on fire.
ANSWER ME YOU RANCID SWINE
>>691843571
>>691843721
I'm 28 you moron, high school really did suck.
It's show and tell time! Pick partners everyone
>>691843136
what sucks is this could totally be real
>>691843418
dude 3 generations ago the combined force of the world was needed to my country,
your country will be the next mess to clean up,
i mean come on hilary and trump got votes and you and your country is fucked enough without provoking WW3.
>>691844389
Yeah, the cafeteria food is pretty bad.
>>691844520
Thanks dude, nice of you to notice
Hey who want's to have lunch?
do you have this lunch? no, ok
Hey man haha, we had class, oh you guys are going out to lunch, that's cool.
>proceeds to the library to spend lunch on the computer pretending to do school work
*stands up*
H-h-hey guys.... :3
I would like to s-show and t-tell my...myy
My little p-pony backpack ^_^
rauinbow dash is my favotie b-because she has arainbow
s-so strong and independent
The rainbow stands for g-gay pr-pride XD
>>691845126
Somebody bring in the tard wrangler
>>691845092
i would eat with you just to not get shot
>>691845126
fucking kill yourself
>>691845394
Now jimmy, that is no way to talk to a fellow student
>>691844699
did you read >>691841234
I'm going to shoot up the school next week and I need a partner.
yo Mrs. A, you have a fat ass
>>691845092
Hey man do you want to hang out this afternoon buy some snacks you seem like you need it
>>691845092
Anon...
The pecking order of high school is bullshit, in the first place. Hang in there.
Guys I have a birthday party this weekend. My mom baked a carrot cake and we can have lemonade and stuff
>>691845708
damn man, you're a little late. school's already gonna be shot up at 2:00 today, Ricardo's got it out for all of us
>>691845909
Sorry I can't make it. I'm busy with that one thing.
Can you bring me a slice of cake on Monday?
>>691839032
Let's smoke a joint down the road
>>691845909
I'm coming
Do you like movies about gladiators?
>>691845072
Np, someone had to do something about you being a fire hazard.
>>691845958
That Mexican kid?
Hi guys! Me and my friends are new. Could you show us the way to the library pls?
>>691846322
There are Mexican kids in this school?
Shit, I gotta move districts...
>>691837582
Mr.s Galej was dangling her flats right at me, her soles in full view. i tried to sneak a pic but the flash was on and i think she caught me, what do?
>>691846121
Yea sure, OK
>>691846244
Oh great, we can't make too much noise though but you can tell your parents not to come get you until 10pm!
>>691846475
Sure but we need to head to a police station first don't ask why.
>selling morphine tablets to English teacher
>I'll see you, uh, bassoon.
Do you guys want to buy weed?
>>691846475
down the hallway to the left
>>691846475
It is in the middle of the lake down the road.
>>691846797
Get away from me Mr. Pusé . I will tell the principal.
>>691838675
Lols, who wants to slam a mickys before class
>>691846797
How about some freed weed and i don't call your parents mister.
>>691846607
Throw yourself into the sun to get away.
>>691840181
>>691841656
>>691841998
>>691842154
>>691842867
>>691843733
>>691844642
>>691846475
Columbine jokes? That's more stale than your mum's cunnie.
I got some cherry bombs, toilets at two o'clock
>>691846648
How nice of you. Can we play Uno in your bedroom? Also can you ask your mom if you can bring us some Arizona Tea and doritos? I plan on getting a little wild tonight
>>691846797
Aight but nothing more than $15 per gram
Some of you are alright. Don't come to /school/ tomorrow...
Hey all, me and my friend Cal are just passing through. Don't mind us
>the /b/ team
>>691837582
I self harm for attention
>>691837582
P-please guys. I really am a boy..
>>691847148
They never get old
fuck off
>>691847288
Woah dude, we might have some Oreos and milk. I'm not drinking tea late on it'll keep me awake
>>691847443
Remember never let them take you alive.
>>691847264
That's when Ricardo will be shooting up the school
>>691847148
They're not stale are you fucking kidding
>>691847623
Thats true, if you die as a kid you never grow up.
>>691847623
No, that is fucking your mom.
>>691837582
Hi! your friend is really cute..
>>691847589
Ohh i don't care
>>691847686
you're right, we should stay on the safe side.
>>691847742
holy shit I never thought of it like that
>>691847897
G-gimme my panties back! What the hell!?
Im 12, december birthday, rape my freshman asshole hard guys
>>691848085
Only if you eat them.
>>691839451
Underrated
Vote Trump for class president.
>>691848391
Fuck you anon! Im reporting you to the principle
>>691837582
Will you go out with me
Circle yes or no
>>691848651
You really think the principle will give a shit?
>>691848793
>>691848560
Inb4 a stray cat becomes class president.
>>691837582
What the fuck am I doing in this country?
>>691848863
Why are you being so mean to me anon :c
I always kinda liked you but then you go and do this...
>>691849128
OH SHIT IT'S RICARDO
>>691849128
Going to highschool obviously
>>691849323
fuck is wrong with the girl on the left dude?
I want to punch her fake ass and watch the implants pop
>12:15
>looks like it's time for lunch
>I've got a packed lunch with octopus shaped sausage
>time to dig in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qekY7_B_Skw
>>691849128
Ricardo, man, you don't have to do this
>>691847867
o-okay...
>>691849501
Dude what do you mean? Becky has been looking like that since she came back from Ohio.
Did you see me at Blizzcon, Anon? I think my costume was pretty swag!
hola carlos,¿como estas? ¿que ha sido de su vida?
>>691842432
MORE!!!!!!!!!
>>691848085
Only if you get on your knees like a good girl
> Smirks
>>691849263
You did not eat the eggs like you were told.
>>691850138
>punches you in the balls
>reclaims underwear
>gets boy clothes from locker to continue day like normal person
Man I remember that time some cunts spread a rumour I was gonna shoot up the school. Good times good times....
>>691849730
Shit man that sucks, girl's asses nowadays just ain't like they used to be. Sick costume bro
>>691850357
Some weird shit is going on in the teacher's lounge
>>691850554
You didn't hear? The korean-exchange student's been fucking Mr. Pennell.
I imagine she's been a total slut but not like that, How have you been brad?
>>691850370
dude seriously though her ass is so disgustingly huge. Like, worse than Kim here...
totally unproportionate, chick is a solid 3/10
Hello guys.
I have returned from my absenteeism.
For days I have been struggling with the voices in my head. There have told me that I must be here to protect you all. For it is my duty as the lone hero.
Who wants some tea?
>>691850872
You're a solid faggot
>>691850949
>>691837582
Let me copy your homework
>>691850824
Pretty decent, I'm trying to get my grades up. I just got back from my suspension (remember the whole putting tadpole eggs in Mrs. Garrison's cooch incident) but yeah I've been pretty good. How've you been, Jimmy?
>>691850949
Yo what's good nigga? Bitch I'd love some motha fuckin tea dawg.
ay you niggas seen tracy? that bitch was grindin on mah dick all last night, got all the pics on snapchat. white bitches love my deyuck.
>>691851172
Fuck off nigger
>>691851117
Not a solid faggot, I just like my chicks with proportional bodies and respect for themselves.
>>691851266
Im tracy...
why are you still wearing that gorilla costume?
>>691850949
He's here to protect us from Ricardo
>>691851292
Sorry man I just can't agree
>>691851484
You're fucking disgusting
>>691851231
I was with a bunch of stripping nigglets afterschool when the principal showed up.
Apparently everyone thinks I'm a pedophile now
Wot
>>691851266
Salutations, family. I am doing my for myself. No I have not seen Tracy. We haven't talked since..the accident. It was for unfortunate what went down.
>*pours some Southern style sweet tea*
I know it is your favorite. Please so enjoy. Maybe we could hit the dab with Quan later? I'd love to get to k ow you guys some more.
>>691851799
oh sorry man that sucks. how's the gf?
I'm playing Pokemon Heart Gold again in the corner, so you all can go fuck yourselves.
>>691851485
No need to worry about Ricardo.
We are quite well acquainted. Best buddies, if you will.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>>691851699
OPRESSION
STOP DENYING MY GIRL PENIS WITH YOUR HATE RAPE
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO IGNORE ME CIS SCUM. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
>jams a survey into your waistband
>>691852236
Thanks Rob, you're a good person. We all know Ricardo has been having trouble adjusting since he moved here from Tijuana, what with the bomb threats he makes on a daily basis. it's good to know he has a friend.
>>691852013
Well after seventeen years of being a virgin, I finally got to pop her cherry last week when we were both tipsy at Chad's party.
When I woke up she flipped her shit and started saying I raped her. What the fuck do I do? now people think i'm a pedophilic rapist.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO MAN? MY WHOLE LIFE IS OVER BECAUSE OF THAT BITCH.
>>691852274
Why did you bring that handgun...?
Are you planning to do something..?
>>691852274
>>691852602
Fuck a boy, claim your gay and she raped you.
Im willing to offer my services~
>>691852274
M-Muhammad Please!
>>691852303
I fucking hate this school
>stands awkwardly
>leaves
>>691852541
Umm, my name is Ken.
Rob is over there.
<<
>>691852906
We call whatever the hell we want and you will like it.
>>691852602
At least you got to nut inside her. Well there's always the good old "fingering her with dusty hot cheeto fingers" trick
>>691853095
Don't make me bring Rob into this.
>>691838832
>>691837582
Prom Queen
>>691837582
oh boy everyone! i found a whole box of my grandads snail porn in the skullery. lets go listen to some cradle of filth and have a gander
*short rhythmic whistle*
AYY GRINGO
Donde esta la oficina?
>>691853312
wasn't rob that kid who was friends with bob? who was friend's with bob's cousin dob? Who painted a mural in the cafeteria using his own shit and blood from a popped hemorrhoid?
>>691848085
Hey baby boy, daddy here wants you to get down on my bare lap so i can lick your neck and nibble on your ear as I whisper nasty things that will make your dick shrivel up and recede into your body.
Then you'll have a proper pussy hole for daddy's little surprise. I'll kiss you down your chest to your new pussy and slide one of my self-greased fat fingers into your tender asshole while my tongues teases your fresh new entrance.
We'll have to tuck that cute little ballsac back so it doesnt look like a big chinned cyclops.
Then I'll gently fuck your brand new girl-hole until I cream inside you.
The best part will be seeing if your cock comes back out covered in slimey cum or if it's stuck in there from my dried cum.
As you cry I'll jerk you off until your leaking a sad and pathetic orgasm and kiss you good night.
THE BETA UPRISING IS HERE!
DEATH TO NORMIES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>691853850
No.
>>691853312
Bob will wet himself and run away, you know this Rob.
>>691852303
Somebody make a drawing of a disfigured overweight ugly faced black female from the Middle East that's transsexual, gay, homeless, muslim, blind, paralyzed, retarded, deaf, diseased and autistic (but still a Scientist that cannot add up) and dodger-height. For -3435 points.
