Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJTl4EyY_Hk
>>691831374
>Plotting world crusade
Sounds like Deus Vult Hitler.
Count me in.
>>691831494
>no previous thread
Grats on third Shimakaze Shiki
Oh, forgot I was going to work.
Hopefully thread will not have 404d by the time I get there.
Where my genocide /b/ros at?
>>691831494
mandatory uta claim
>>691830091
it shouldn't, if you try to be yourself instead of what alot of people are aiming for, which is a meme filled fuck bucket overflowing in self hatred
dont be that guy, everyone hates that guy.
be you, you are an individual who has their own identity, make sure its used
>>691830162
this>>691830266
i dont really need to say much more.
i will though,
why did you spell girl in not only caps but put spaces in between each letter?
it also seems your repeating yourself in that, dont tell me your running out of material to use.
i also never said your a furry, i said your a furry fuck. what i meant by this is that you prefer to fuck those of any other species than human (though they may still contain some/many human qualities).
also you used "like" in the wrong context
>>691830424
this in itself is edgy beyond what i could ever hope to be, well done
>>691831360
you had to take the un-educated route
>>691830091
that's neat
>>691830107
because she's mine
>>691830398
it's not much different from anywhere else really
Best type moon claimed.
>>691831694
I also got Kongou.
Still here
>>691830750
I switched into it because I hated my original degree, so I'm infinitely more content than I was before
I swear i'll kill Aldrich, even if it's the last thing I do
>>691826936
You are a schizophranny tranny
kagami claimed!!!
>>691831647
Don't worry! It's right here >>691823607
Enjoy!
>>691831643
That's one way to look at it
Let us purge the filth
>>691831696
How?
>>691831725
Sup
https://youtu.be/il20eMmR1zs
>>691831566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwLq7Q4J5tw
is it bad that i listened to the whol album like this?? lol
Saber claim
Just got back edition
>>691831874
>how've you been??
I have been fine, Kagami. I was just playing some Left 4 Dead and listening to some music.
>>691831745
>ride moose everywhere
>not that different
I'm not too sure about that.
https://youtu.be/cIASYKmcgLQ
Claimed
Can I do 3 ohayou's in one day? Let's find out shall we?
Any one else watch Overlord?
>>691832097
nice!!! are you playing with homu?? i know he has l4d...i think
>>691832052
This sounds like it has been recorded in a barrel or under water, Jesus Christ.
>>691832138
God speed
>>691832144
I watched the usual 3 episodes and lost interest
>>691832144
if the first episode counts, yes I did
>>691832144
I have not too long ago
Thinking of cosplaying as Ainz but no idea how I go about making the skeleton
Dio-sama...
>>691832144
She's hot, but her giant smile is kind of a turn off.
>>691831991
Sure! Against what people should we start the propaganda? Who should die? Niggers? Blacks? Dumb people? Feminazis? SJWs?
>>691832058
Oh, hello! I can't remember talkign with you
>>691832144
>have you watched a good anime that was way too short?
What a question
>>691831794
I really want to play that fucking game right now
grats again, not sure how the drops work though
>>691832138
Go for the gold!
>>691831810
Yeah? What was your original degree?
>>691832129
i drive a car
>>691832236
lol, i always imagined myself listening to it in a bathtub or something!!! i guess im weird kek
>>691832144
It's been on my to watch list for a while
>>691830945
(konata)
>hugs
i don't even have facebook
roll
>>691830963
(kagami)
nothing in particular, just feeling a bit down
I'm going to claim her every day until you like it
>>691832347
3 ways to get boats, you craft them with specific recipes giving higher chance for some classes/girls, nodes drop specific girls with some rare drops and finally there's a few quests.
>>691832219
Yes, I was playing with him.
>>691832432
I only smoked in a bathtube, with my eyes closed.
It's really relaxing.
>>691832334
Why not all of the above?
Never forget
>>691832536
Facebook is fun :(
>>691831873
FUCK OFF
roll
>>691830091
Good, good. Productive day all around then. Kek I'm sure you're learning from the best sources.
Not bad, haven't done much besides sit around and sweat my ass off. Just talking to a friend at the moment.
>Best idol claimed
>>691832536
awwww....that's not good, im guessing just summer blues??
how did your weekend go?
>>691832678
nice!!! hope you guys had fun!!
hmm...maybe if i start smoking ill try that one day!!
>>691832599
>I'm going to post this thread until you like it
/a/ meme
>two brothers and mother living with us for now
>a total of eight people on a 100kbps internet
>two brothers watch let's plays of happy wheels and minecraft all day
>they complain about the internet speed and being bored
>not even the captcha will load
>haven't played an online game in two weeks
PIc is so fucking related right now
>>691832841
Yeah that's kinda the joke :0
Risk of Rain is hard.
>>691832380
I don't believe it, sorry.
>>691832831
Maybe on those holidays.
>>691832144
While watching it:
oh this looks cool
>it's in a game
Gee i wonder where..
>He's trapped in the game
and moving on
>>691832715
I wish i could
>>691832975
I'd switch games with you
Aldrich is being a bitch
>>691833064
fly over here and see for yourself
>>691832975
Don't you mean Risk of Reyn? ;-D
>>691831727
>why did you spell girl in not only caps but put spaces between each letter
What is emphasis
>you used like in the wrong context
That supports your argument how?
Only thing it supports is your autism
>this in itself is edgy beyond what i could ever hope to be
You have more edges than bismuth
And look at you're shit waifu?
>her hair
>owtheedge.jpg
>her outfits
>your edgyness has increased.png
>her (his?) tatoo sleeves
>more edge than a knife
Actually is utah a waifu or a husbando?
>>691832710
Because we have to do this one at a time. Unite them against a "common" enemy and then repeat it. Else we might get too much backlash.
>>691832929
>be Karen
>Have worse internet than Chara
>with more people in it
Holy shit, I'm sorry for you
>>691833189
that would be nice!!! im still not sure when that's gonna happen...but that gives more time, right??
>>691832831
>start smoking
I don't smoke so often so, maybe just two ciggarets a day? I smoke more if I go out with normies.
I do smoke home alone if I need to calm my mind down.
>>691832947
Yeah. I am aware.
>>691833189
<3
>>691833459
>Backlash
Just elimiante all who oppose us
>>691832745
no
roll
>>691832831
yeah, it just happens sometimes
my weekend was ok, nothing really special
how about yours?
>>691832929
just the life of a sandnigger
Why is the Farron greatsword so great
>>691833511
do you mean like tabacco?? i thought you meant the other stuff...
>>691831727
lol k mr edge
>>691833818
Becasue its spin2win
back from walk anyone else scared of groups of teenagers?
>>691833421
Nah, I know for certain there is only moose.
Guaranteed.
>>691833818
Spin2win
But Wolf Knight Greatsword is better
Spin2win or
Flippy fliipy death
>>691834009
as a teenager
yes
>>691834009
Are you 12?
>>691834009
beta fag scared that he might be gay nigga you already gay
Tenryuu claimed
Oh, and Bud Spencer died today. Good night, sweet prinse.
>when you think that the Monday can't get worse
>>691834009
Me. College kids are fucking scum.
>>691833667
Yes, we will! In the long run we will...
But see it like that... if we kill only one bad factor at a time... we have a longer period of time to kill everything.
>>691833818
because it makes you do edgy moves without even trying.
And spin2win
>just use the Greatsword, much better damage
>or if you want something less Guts or Cloud like, use the black knight greatsword
>>691834174
Guten Abend!
>>691833818
Is DSGA still the best weapon in the game?
>>691834135
He probably is
His waifu's anime os edgy af sooo
>>691833441
i got bored so i thought i would help your grammer.
and uta is male so he is a husbando. did you realise this half way through writing that or are you unable to distinguish genders?
also you replied to the same post through two (or more) post's. this exemplifies you inability to finish your point in one standing.
remember, the offer of opting out of this always stands.
>>691833902
>lol
the summerfag in you prevails
>>691834061
aww
>>691834009
The hell?
>>691834251
Sigh. I suppose hitler didnt kill those jews in one day
>>691833798
same stuff lol, nothing changes too much between weekends
do you have anything going this weekend??
>>691832347
I was in engineering for 2 years, hated every aspect of it, so I left.
>inb4 pleb who couldn't handle engineering
I'm going to go to bed
I literally can't even use the fucking update button
>internet to slow to use 4chan
J U S T
>>691834316
Holy shit
>>691834316
says u mr edge
it k i luv u dont be mad
>>691834618
Sleep well
(roll)
>>691833838
tabbaco.
>>691834618
Goodnight/
>>691834417
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
Also, have you got Steam by any chance?
>>691834135
nope
>>691834195
agree
>>691834151
i think the beta alpha context is stupi anyone but ok
>>691834438
im guessing no?
>>691834778
OH!! whoops.....lol
i guess i misunderstood you...
>>691834618
good night karen!
>>691834510
Eh, it's better you quit it if you don't like it. I mean you'd be stuck your whole life in that field if you graduated from it.
>>691834618
Sleep well
>>691834618
Goodnight beautiful
>>691834916
stupid anyway*
>>691834937
That was pretty much my reasoning when I switched. I'd rather finish college actually enjoying what I do
>>691834910
no
>>691834648
apparently we have an abusive relationship.
also i was half asleep this whole time, sorry
>>691834922
You didn't.
Sometimes I smoke the other stuff.
Sometimes, I just smoke cigaretts, because I don't have money for other stuff.
>>691834258
No I'd say it's the twin princes greatsword right now
>>691834618
Kek, sleep tight.
Gas Jews
>>691835171
I only ever smoke cigars occasionally.
Never touch cigarettes because fuck those things.
Tried weed a couple of times and it literally did nothing for me. It actually confused my friends too
>>691835121
Console gamer?
Or just don't play games?
Claiming best girlie!
>>691834251
ehh the Farron and WKGS both have top tier damage
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>691834316
Just emphasizes how much of a trap-lover you are
Go back to the trap threads and try to pry your permanently embedded dick out of your palm
Your a salty summerfag who's mad about being a colossal faggot you are
>>691834916
Obviously because you are a beta 12 yo faggot
You have to be over 18 to post on 4chan
If you were alpha you could kick thoses kids arses
>>691835371
http://www.imdb.com/chart/top
My dude.
>>691835478
Hi Christina
>>691834916
No? Although I'd have to avoid conflict or else suffer the consequences casue I am adult age.
That'll be a huge pain in the ass to deal with just to teach a few delinquents a lesson
>>691835476
i don't play much
>>691835458
Who am I talking to?
>>691833511
I hope failing in L4D doesn't give you enough stress to pull a cig.
>>691834449
not anything yet
>>691835371
Hang Niggers
im gonna go to bed early for once
see you all tomorrow
>>691834316
>grammer
C R I N G E
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>>691835171
ahhhhh i see, what kinda cigarretes do you smoke??
>>691835631
>Been in thread for months
>First time someone has called me that
Hello!~
>>691835680
The dude who posts Touka
>>691835062
S-so cute.
>>691835540
lol whatever you say faggot im sure your sooo alpha
>>691835766
JPS Eternal Red is best Tobacco.
Hi guys!
>Karao Saeki claimed.~
>>691834916
One of the biggest reasons I really hate the route for my run is because of all the damn kids. They're more annoying than anything, as long as they aren't causing issues with me.
>>691835540
No one enjoys your presence.
>>691835478
Heyo Dr. Pepper! How are you doing?
>>691835752
nighty night sachi!!!
>>691835896
my parents smoke marlboro 100 reds, i don't smoke anything kek
>>691835846
Homu is cute!
>>691834438
Sadly no, but that means we'll have more fun!
>>691835520
I never said it's bad! I mean it's fun
>>691835962
Hello! Welcome to waifu! Tell us a bit about your husbando. I don't know him
>>691831494
Claimed, i love my waifu {male}.
>>691835896
>JPS
That's worse than poor man tobacco.
>>691835688
I had fun, not stressed at all.
<3
>>691835766
Lucky Strike or Black Dunhill.
>>691835846
>
Homura a cute, aswell.
>>691835829
Oh, yeah. They smell and taste kinda bad.
>>691835907
Hi.
>>691835814
Steins;Gate is one of my favorite anime
>Suprised no one made that joke yet
Haven't seen you post yet are you normally lurking?~
>>691835562
I've seen like 5 of the top 100
>>691835752
>hang niggers
My man
>>691836166
Cigars?
Just gotta find the right cigar for you.
>>691836157
>Almost 30$
>Poor man
Yeah, no.
>>691836166
hmmm, one of my friends smokes lucky strikes a lot lol
>>691835635
its just if they talk shit i feel like people are staring at me all the time in public and judging ya know
>>691836005
kids are always annoying
>>691836005
Hello!~ I'm pretty good. Yourself?
>>691836188
I used to post a lot, just haven't been recently. Probably gonna start again though.
>One of my favorites
My nigga.
These husbandos are shit tier
>>691836359
Maybe I'm him.
>>691836110
True! Guess it'll get boring fast if we killed them all in one go
>>691836377
Why give a shit? They're just randoms you're never going to see again
mannnnn FUCK Aldrich's magic spamming slug ass
>>691836377
Corpses dont count
>>691836237
I've seen 63 out of the top 100.
>>691836571
!!!!!
hmmmm....but you don't live in the U.S.!!!
>>691836412
I'm doing good I suppose. Tired as always.
>>691836377
The edge just cut me
>>691836110
He's my nigga for Tokyo ghoul!
Everyone loves him because he is so kawaii! And his hobbies are very interesting. Adorable personality lol!
>>691835679
Why's that?
Lack of time or something else?
>>691836812
i just never really have
>>691836668
Just tickle it's tail and stay close
Rollie pollie when the rain attack happens
>>691836377
I just keep my head down in public.
>>691836793
>>691835540
all of this is insults,
the lowest form of arguing,
>trap threads
i see those as cancer and i wish they didn't start getting popular in 2007.
>faggot
isnt everyone a type of faggot
also you just turned up in the friendliest community on 4chan and you have agro'd some of the most prominent members.
as >>691836005
is hinting at, your wasting your time here, as all your doing is adding more shit to the dump.
you might as well leave.
plus a sane person would of opted out when i first gave them the chance but instead you kept trying to make me angry, is your life so pathetic that you have to go onto an anonymous board and try to make those who no longer feel the need for arguments over miscellaneous things angry.
i would hate to live that life
>>691836668
Embrace the faith build and silence him.
>>691836668
Aldrich is easy man. You just go to him and hit his tail. He's second to Yhorm.
Just run around aldrich when he makes his rain in second phase and roll
>>691836655
Nice dub dubs!
>>691836793
ah from tokyo ghoul... well I'm not sure if I can remember him.
Was he like... dead?
>>691836307
Expensive and tastes bad.
>>691836359
Luckies are my favourite cigs but I prefer chester red for spliffs... and since I don't smoke cigs anymore that means I will always buy chester instead.
>>691836655
yeah wish i could think like that dont know how people do it lol
>>691836975
this
>>691836755
sure whatever ive heard edge so much that its lost its edge
>>691837004
TL;DR?
>>691836940
Too many documentaries to watch eh?
>>691837161
>>691836655
Not caring requires too much effort.
>>691837253
Stop shit mongering.
>>691836956
>>691837095
I did this
I got him down to next to no health, he fired an arrow
I risked it for the biscuit
he survived my attack, i didn't
>>691837053
can I do that?
would it work?
>>691837101
is there a difference in taste or something?? i've never understood how cigarettes work...
>>691837253
no, your a dunce.
this may further your education
>>691837288
i guess so
>>691837095
Damn shoulda checked them
>>691837161
How?
Like the wise words of todd howard, it just works. I simply don't give two shits of a random's thoughts about me
>>691837253
This is embarrassing to watch, please stop; you're not gonna win
>>691837383
Yep, look it up on youtube.
