HALT! We are rounding up undesirables, show me your papers!
(odd doubles: gypsy, even doubles: Jew, trips: party member, quads: gay, 88: member of Führer's inner circle)
Hallo mein freund. Wie geht es?
>>691805602
>>691805602
Fuck of Bosche Faggot
>>691805751
auch gut danke, carry on
>>691805822
in the cattle car you filthy kike
>>691805602
heil mein herr
>>691806300
00.. Wat do
>>691806466
dunno but you are going to Dachau!
>>691806300
almost forgot, 00: communist, in the cattle car!
>>691805602
you dont make fun of the lolocaust
>>691807072
you must be new here kamerad...
88 here
no plz dont shoot
ss
>>691807475
>>691807512
carry on...
Let me through
>>691806841
I dont need 00 to be a communist, come at me nazi filth.
>>691805602
Can only be 88
>>691805602
Don't mind me...
>>691807730
Post count is broken
>>691805602
Fuck you nigger
>>691807337
filthy liar, but your papers are in ordnung, get out of my sight, I'm sure we could find room for you on the train...
>>691807072
Don't know if this is b8, if not wow.
>>691807719
verdammt Hans, looks like another one from the insane asylum got away!"
>>691805602
>>691808125
Fear the red army
>>691807844
in the cattle car frau Tsukermann
''Please may i get through, loyal and Hardworking German solider''
Hey fellas, we fine ol' solution here?
>>691805602
>>691807844
Get that filthy jew broad and send her to my residence, I'm with the fuhrer there we fuck it good / 88
>>691808322
in the cattle car herr Rosenberg
>>691805602
fuck.
>>691805602
Here are my papers
oy
Ich bin ein Deutsche soldat.
TURN THE GAS
>>691805602
Got it
>>691805602
Im a member i swear!!! Let me in you swine.
>>691805602
Those are post WW1 but not quiet nazi Soldiers.
I work for Oskar Schindler. I am an essential worker.
Sieg Heil!!
88 reporting in
GOOD AFTERNOON, COMRADE!!! CAN I GET OF PASSAGE TO STALINGRAD PLEASE!?!?
I blew the Glorious Leader's cock myself
Guten Tag
>>691808799
like you would know you filthy gypsy
>>691805602
dis be sum piece of shit
Am not Jew can go now now please?
>>691805602
helo
>>691805602
Can't catch me nigga, I'm tha gingerbread man!
Roll
>>691809351
carry on kamerad...
Rollz
>>691808799
sten gun was put in service 1941....
Inner circle bitch
>>691805602
HHHallo.
hitler, reporting in
>>691810808
that's MP28 though
>>691805602
rollin
>>691811676
>MP28
never said otherwise...
Here fritz.
heil comrade, i am definitely german, no spy
Nu
roll
>>691805602
Hello
>>691809915
>>691811196
>>691811370
"verdammt crazies, why do they flock towards us when we already have our hands full?"
For mah führer
>>691805602
Hier sind meine Papiere!
Lets roll
>>691806300
Oven time...
rolling
German Guy here
HEIL!
Hail Hitler
>>691813204
carry on kamerad
roll
>>691813355
nice try Hagert
sieg heil
Roll
My papers? They're right here
>>691805602
Here's my papers, Herr Soldat.
Roll
>>691805602
ach, natürlicht men herr...
Nien
>>691805602
rolla
Right back from the Ostfront mein Kamerad.
Killed some Untermenschen there, Would do it again 88/88
Alles in Ordnung Herr Obersturmführer. hier sind meine Papiere.
what papers
>>691814077
nice try gypsy, now if you could tell me where/who you stole ze uniform from I can get you in front of ze line to ze showers...
>>691814077
In mein oven, gypsy
hail führer
reporting for duty
je-I mean, jawohl mein herr!
>>691805602
Halo officer
Sieg heil, Herr Oberleutnant!
>>691805751
heres my papers officer, no worries here
If trips, everyone in this thread is a jew
>>691814435
It is from my Stiefvater. Please be Strafkompanie
>>691815477
Into the Gas Jew
>>691805602
rullon
Officer
heres my paper sir :^)
>>691815282
don't you dare to "herr" me, I'm no Wehrmacht pussy, also it's Obersturmführer
Zieg heil!
>>691815697
Rollan
>>691815755
please remove any jewelry and all five of your stolen Swiss watches & step into the cattle car
>>691805602
heil hitler
Sieg heil!
Sieg Heil
>>691816355
Dont try to hide!
I think you'll find everything ist in Ordnung
>>691816355
empty your pockets, take off your watch and jewelry and step into the cattle car, bitte
>>691805602
Sie sind in die gasse gefüchtet!
>>691816633
>Sie sind in die gasse gefüchtet!
nice try, in the cattle car!
>>691805602
Gutten tag
cunts
Wie gehts
What if quints also what if this supposed "nazi" actually goldbergstein in disguise. Show your true hand hanz
heil hitler
>>691805602
gluten tag
>>691805602
Hallo, sieg hiel
Hello officer, I'm just a dark skinned polish transgender communist pacificist, here's my papers.
Heil Hitler Kameraden
Das mg42 ist geladen
>>691817388
For mah führer!!!!!! Nice disguise..
roll
>>691817388
"heil Hitler!"
Guten morgen, mein freund.
>>691817388
>>691815543
cant you tell the difference between the subhumans? This is a gypsy main friend
>>691805602
Heil!
>>691817591
Ich wünsche Ihnen einen schönen Tag.
>>691817755
Nice try gypsy... In the cattle car you go!
>>691817755
in the cattle car!
>>691817966
wipe zat smile off your face, you will be joining him in a zecond!
>>691805602
88 pls
>>691817388
Had me going for a second nice disguise sir
Paris Urlaub with the SS was pretty gut
Fucking, saufing und Killing jews
>>691818679
Can we all send this guy Hitler that'd be fucking funny as heil
>>691819182
Almost 88
How are you officers doing on this fine afternoon?
salam alaykum, my name is Sheikh Abu-Al-bin-Yisrael, I heard you are rounding up filthy Jews
>>691819429
Die Muslim Goat Fucker
*ratatatatatatat*
>>691819377
better as soon as you drop everything stolen (which would be everything-) you have on you and step into the cattle car!
>>691805602
fuck off franz!
Suck my dick, officer.
>>691805602
Here you go
>>691805602
I'm innocent I swear
>>691819689
>>691819789
"well would you look at that, turns out the train needs to get going & there's room exactly for two more!"
yeah sure here you go
>pulls out a k
>shoots them dead
>teleports away
Hallo. Ich esse gern toten kinder jaaaaa ;)
>>691819983
My papers are clean, you can't do shit. My dad is a party member.
roll
Heil Hitler!¡!
Heil Hitler, officer.
>>691820016
>psshh.. nuttin personnel, kid
Heil Hitler!
Niggers tongue my anus
I should stop pressing my luck
Or lack of it
rhul
>>691820288
Nice hat, sir.
>>691820182
I don't give a fuck about who your vater is, after this round-up is over my regiment will be sent back to Ostfront anyway!
Kek
>>691805602
I don't carpool.
Guten Tag Mein Mr Adolf
>>691805602
fuck the king
>>691820545
Get out of my face, you imbecile.
>>691820288
Hitler's inner circle harnesses memes for energy
Would you like to try one of my fine cigars, officer?
:^) dont mind me
>>691805602
Here u go
>>691805602
Whats a jew
>>691820694
*BLAM!*
"would you look at that, he grabbed my Walther & caused me to accidentaly pull the trigger while the muzzle was against his forehead, most unfortunate wouldn't you say?"
I have sucked myself off once, and let me tell ya officer... I nearly fuckin' broke my back, I wouldn't fuckin' recommend it unless you are unhumanly flexible or some shit.
>>691821177
Sure he did you filthy jew. You just killed a German citizen now you shall know true suffering
>>691821177
*dakkadakkadakka*
"Mein Gott, vhere do you think he got ze uniform from?"
>>691821289
Lol that's a gypsy, also guess the inner circle kicked you out or did u leave
>>691805602
Here are my papers sir
>>691821422
>>691821145
That's a jew
>>691821244
in the cattle car!
>>691821177
Too bad, now get in the cattle car, filthy Gypsy. You're going to be crispy in the ovens.
>>691820288
how is the inner circle?
>>691821244
Seems like a Jew thing to do. Try it in the ovens.
>>691821422
Another Jew, in ze car.
>>691821734
It's too hot in there, can you suck me off instead? I'll return the favor if you let me go.
heil mein fuhrer
Heil
Hello. Here's my papers.
Hi
>>691822466
in the car!
They're slightly ripped but ever so valid. Can I go on and kick a jew?
Heil mein fürer
Let's see where I end up
Heil Kamerad!
>>691805602
>>691805602
get
>>691822611
you'll have plenty of time for that enroute to Treblinka, in the cattle car!
>>691805602
>>691806300
>>691806570
Zyklon B!!!
hail
>>691822933
in ze cattle car!
AH
HEIL HITLER!
>>691805602
Sieg Heil!
>>691822466
Juden!
>>691823533
gypsy!
>>691805602
Sieg Heil!
Shalom mein herr.
i am hitlers best buddy
Nacht der untoten
>>691805602
Papers please??
just passing through officer
No Jews here mein fuher
>>691823812
"not another mental patient, where am I supposed to put these until next week when *their* transfer to 'rehabilitation' begins?"
>>691805751
Definitely not american :^)
im jew
>>691824311
in ze cattle car!
>>691805602
Rollin
>>691824344
maybe not, but a filthy Jude, du are!
jitler
Heil
Österreicher reportiert ein
In Branau in Austria born and raised
In Vienna is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, Maxing, relaxing all cool
and then thinking of ways to kill all ze jews
when a couple of kikes, who vhere up to no good,
start vaising loans in mein neighbourhood,
I had one little kampf and ze russians got scared, zey said;
>if you invade poland, can we at least share
I begged and pleaded with france, day after day, and took austria, sudeten and czechia away,
ze UK said no, though, to giving danzig, so sent ze panzers and on said,
>vell, war it is!!!
I called for mein kar, unt when it came near,
ze number plate said fuehrer and eva braun was in ze rear
In Germany, fucking your cousin was rare, but I said
>Nein, Fuck it, yo homes, to Berlin!
I killed millions of jews, about 7 or 8, and said to Goebbles,
>yo homes, smell ya later
I put ze kikes on ze trains, unt when ze gott zere,
I killed zem all off with some gas unt de air
rollin
rawls
>>691805602
Sign me up jojo
rollin
>>691825244
Rolling on the shower room floor, filthy kike.
Wait... 88 is even doubles. So members of Hitler's inner circle are Jews?
>>691825643
That's pretty obvious, isn't it.
>>691825767 But what about Fegelein!?!?!
>>691805602
Oy vey
>>691826906
carry on...
>>691805602
Roll
i got 3 dubs and 1 trip b4
so dis gon ge easy
>>691805602
heil mein führer
>>691828188
sogooooood hehehe
>>691828188
heil Hitler!
1
hier are mein papers Obersturmführer
rull
>>691808322
Fucking kike
>>691828888
Is it true you prefer men in the bedroom, Herr Göbbels?
>>691805602
kill the jews
>>691828888
>gay insider
I thought we got all of you SA bastards in 1934
>>691829272
I swear it not mien Führer!
No Jews here
Got my papers right here
Can I join the SS-TV?
hallo
I swear I'm a party member
>>691830108
carry on...
i swear i not joo
You can rip my papers out of my cold dead hands
Alles klar?
Hallo.
IM LEIBSTANDARTE
I'll show you my papers
chekem
This is Merica. I ain't showing you shit der cockensucker.
Hallo
>>691805602
H-h-here sind mein papers
*sweats profusely*
roll
>>691805602
ICH BIN GOTT
Rolling
>>691805602
rollin
>>691824311
Oyoyoyoyoyoy
Gibt's ein Problem Herr Sturmbandführer?
Nothing to hide here
>>691805602
Guten tag liebe purpur einhorn
>>691805602
rollz
>>691805602
I am no fucken jiuden
>>691805602
Rolling for ze füher
>>691805602
seig heil
>>691805602
i'm uncircumsized
