This thread.
My girlfriend
>>691712024
Serena
JOHN CENA!!!!
Ur mum
>>691712024
Bitch that was my gf for two weeks and then dumped me last July for no reason.
>>691713189
I know your feel anon
>>691712024
Mai
also fuck you
Maggie.
The girl who said yes when I asked her out. But her Chad like friend forced his way in, and then asked her out infront of me. She said no to him, but IDK.
Now, I am just hoping that maybe something happens.
Shanqueesha O' Demarcus
If you have enough human contact for there to be a 'her' you don't qualify to be posting here.
>>691712024
Veronica
>>691712024
Sydney
>>691714177
Some of us are forced to live a double life between autistic NEETdom and normiedom, usually failing the latter.
>>691712024
Helga <3
Jing
Michelle
>>691714177
fuck off, just because you cant fucking talk to girls without spaghetti falling out your pckets doesnt mean the rest of us deserve to be kissless pema-virgins
>>691714373
Yuck. That's my ex
>>691712837
Fuck off faggot
>>691712024
Thought of my Ex, thanks Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
>>691714177
What if you've never had an emotional relationship but still got a slice of that pussy
Morrigan
>>691714551
this
>>691712024
I don't know and probably never will. That was the sweetest dream i ever had.
>>691714177
Back to /r9k/ with ya. It's okay sweetie mommy is waiting there with your warm tendies.
Trish.
I want off this ride
>>691714645
That's the point bucko
>>691714670
who's the guy next to her? is that the dad?
>>691714417
Kek'd, too true
Milagros
Victoria
>>691714670
MODS
>>691713776
the fuck you mean IDK.
she said yes to you and no to him. don't cuck yourself you fucking mudblood.
Allison
Myna
I miss her.
Landin
Ellie
Meaghan
>>691713638
where are you from anon? estonia?
>>691715041
Do a cannonball into a pool of dicks
>>691712024
Katherine
>>691712024
FUCKKKKKKK YOU
>>691712024
Rebecca
Amy
alice my gf
>>691715597
I sympathize anon, trust me.
Mckenna
cunt
>>691712586
My nigga
I should have gone for Norma, but I was never pleased and turned for another girl. Norma was perfect, and the other girl turned out to be a bitch. Norma... ;n;
>>691712024
Katherine Janeway. I guess it's because I'm going to watch another episode of Voyager tonight, just as I do every night.
>I wonder what adventure's in-store for the Voyager crew tonight.
>>691712024
Adolf
Cat Goddess
>>691715716
>he doesn't have iOS 10 yet
Pleb.
>>691712024
Diana
>>691715960
sex \y
>>691714373
Sydney does have a nice opera house
Katrina
>>691716044
But i have a female do that trumps ios10
>>691712024
Kristina
Which is a shame, because 100% of people named Kristina are terrible human beings, but Kristina nonetheless.
idubbbz
Bobbie.
>>691712024
Burgandy
Marissa
Laquisha.
>>691716219
>isn't smart enough to install iOS 10 beta
>muh bitch is bettur
I've fucked prostitutes that look better.
>>691715074
The thing is following that she was distant to me when he was around. But he leaves, and she is her normal self. She never texts first, but when I text her we can talk for 5 hrs easy.
And well, its much more confusing than what I posted. I can post the rest, as it's all typed up already.
(I am maybe a 5/10 +/- 1, while she is a 8/10 +/- 1, and the Chad is 7 or so.)
>>691715902
Fucked up hard with her, let some dumb cunt manipulate me like the beta I am.
Ellis K
B
Bellona
Hatsune Miku
Not kidding, was asked to identify "her" and that's the first name that came to mind
>>691712024
Kiki minaj
>>691712024
Alexia.
Friend ive known since 3rd grade is goin out with her, not like i had a chance tho
I REVUSE TO ZINK OV HER! SHE VAS A BITCH!
MarÃa Mercedes
>>691716524
Cool story anon
>>691712024
Alina
Amanie
Nikki
And I didn't want to. Thanks OP.
>>691712024
Trance gemini
Bellatrix Lestrange
Robert
Victoria
She doesn't have a name yet.
Angela Solorio
Alley
Japanese.
I'm in a serious relationship with the Japanese language. Reading it, writing it, listening to it, studying it et al. I only care about mastering Japanese, passing all levels of the JLPT, Kanji Kentei, BJT, and any other Japanese language test. I love speaking and using it with Japanese people as well, watching as their faces light up when I use it correctly and appropriately in conversation. I don't care about women, sex, love, or any of that; learning a new set of kanji is better than sex, and it's orgasmic when I write it.
I'm not fluent yet, but I will study tirelessly until I am.
>>691718112
Fucking weaboo
Erica
>>691718646
>>691718112
I don't know if this can be seen as weaboo as it seems to be the language only, and not about Anime, Manga, J-Pop or any of that shit
>>691718646
No. I have transcended mere 'weeaboo' status. This isn't even my whole library.
>>691718795
Oddly enough, the more I actually study the language, the less...entertained I am by anime and manga. Though I do love JPop, JRock, J-Jazz, and live-action shows. I just don't approach others with it, and personally don't like lower-leveled weebs.
Phoebe. Fuck her bitch ass boyfriend
Girlfriend, sleeping next to me.
>gif unrelated
Haley.
She's my girlfriend and moving to wisconsin in a few weeks. Shit sucks.
>>691719055
So basically you enjoy the music, but not running around yelling about how good it is.
That is fine
I see a weeb as being very pretentious about all the Japanese Media.
well i wasnt thinking of her until now. ...shit.
>>691712586
Mine spells it Serana. Doesn't matter though.
>>691719724
Feels bad man.
>>691719464
Yes. Well, being generally outcast by everyone helps; I only speak when spoken to, and I usually keep it short and concise. I'm even turning away from anime shirts and such since the fanbase/weeb community is just getting cringier. Still going to wear all-black all the time though.
>>691715269
Carl?
Brooke.
I miss you.
>>691717370
Kek. That got me right in the sides, anon
>>691719846
>10/10 Would face fuck.
>>691720239
NO! Not my Miko. You can have Naoto (far-right on the Exist Trace pic).
Shannon. I hooked up with her and she said she regretted not picking me. This was two weeks ago. I'm trying to talk to her more but we've known each other for years and live a block apart. God anons what do I do?
>>691712024
Boxxy
>>691720460
Not picking me, as in we were in a thing two years ago and she chose to date another guy over me
Sandra
>>691718840
Good for you Anon. It's nice to see a passion that isn't retarded on here.
>>691720839
Thanks. It always amazes me how people tend to 'give up' after they see how difficult Japanese in particular is, but if you've got a goal in mind and a strong enough will to achieve it, you will. You'll get it if you want it badly enough.
>>691720494
Forbidden to fuck the queen.
VÃctor
>>691719055
Would fuck them all
Bea Arthur.
>>691721447
Jyou might fuck YOU though.
>>691712024
Maya
Karina. Mexican girl I met at work years ago. Was the last girl who I wanted to live my life with. She only was interested in favors and never cared for a relationship with me. Her damn lost but I don't feel a win here for me anon! Pic for sure not related!
>>691712024
Kaeli
Ricky
Queso :'(
>>691720460
Continue to build a bond. Sometimes being friends before a serious relationship is a good thing because you already know what to expect.
Charlene G. Sexy blonde milf with huge tits.
>>691712024
Marta
her names irrelevant. I'll greentext a little
>be me
>shitty 18 year old kissless virgin
>no friends
>finally get group of friends going
>me, chillbro, and her
>chillbro is tries to get with her, but fails miserably
>they end up still friends even after going through it because she is literally one of the best people ever
>still not close to them because first friends really
>she tries to get me to open up, and succeeds
>friends for 5 months as she gets out of horrible relationship with new guy who sucks overall
>chillbro tells me that she has a crush on me
>decide to act on it
>ask her to hang out for a whole day some shit like that
>day goes amazing, she wants to be back soon later
>walking her back to her car I admit I've had feelings for her
>ends up great
>dating for a couple of amazing months, my life gets choppy
>everything feels like an endless cycle
>she doesn't do anything to help because she didn't know how to help
>break up and friend group goes to shit
>year later start texting her again
>she ends up confessing that she was never really over me as I was to her
>start trying again, but not dating
>week passes, and we go hangout at a lake all day
>she wants the D but im not ready simply because of mental barriers
>kissher instead
>couple days after of no texting at all, she decides it's not gonna work
>fuck
now here I am, all fucked up over her
sorry about shitty greentext, I'm sorta high atm
mom
>>691712024
Liz
Lucy
Rest easy, girl.
Bre <3
No one, not even my gf.
I'm too busy killing myself with drugs.
Rather be alone and high.
>>691713776
whats your first name anon? I think i may know you.
>mfw two love interests.
Righty & Lefty
Sarah.
I don't know.
>>691724047
I'll just give my initial. D
The Boss (MGS3)
>>691712024
Spooky mcDoots
>>691724283
Oh, okay nevermind, friend had a gf named maggie, and she dates a chad now, false alarm.
Well, i didn't think bout any chick you gotta stop thinking about those for the whole day and do whatever you want
Welp. There's the one I broke up with a year ago who just wants to be friends. There's the friend of a friend who I haven't seen in three months who said she wanted to hang out but then never texted me back. There's the dumb internet crush that there's a thousand reasons it's never gonna go anywhere. And then there's the fact that I can't possibly be in a real relationship with anybody because I have no hobbies or interests I can bond over, all I can do is show up for hers.
I just wanna taste pussy again before I kill myself.
>>691724418
Its easily plausible that someone who knows me could find this post as atleast one who knows both of us shit posts around.
It is still possible that it is the same Maggie though. What area you in?
they were both named savannah. i made it to a date with both of them and fucked it up both times. i can never forget either of the savannahs. i will name my daughter savannah
>>691722484
well of course she's pissed at you, she's been trying to love you for years and you haven't been doing shit. But that doesn't mean she's over you. Just try to actively start a relationship with her.
Nikki
>>691712024
Op is a faggot
monica
>>691724061
at least you can have a threeway anytime you want
>>691712024
Aubrie
>>691725505
Reminded me of a thread with the birthday dude
>>691712024
Charlie.
>>691712024
Gerald
>>691712024
Maison.
Died of skin cancer at 39.
Rest easy.
>>691713776
Just before someone posts asking the summary, here it is
Meet M. at end of January
She sits infront in Pub Speaking
She's cute enough
Start to like her
Ask her out in Early April
Say's yes, Friend R seems to force his way to tag along
I ask her out to get coffee a week later
"I'm Busy" with now counter offer.
I stop for a month, other than occasionally speaking in class, and an odd text here or there.
Most day's we don't acknowledge each other, sometimes talking around each other
Mid-May rolls around. Invite her to hang out with friends in the City
Busy (Her Bro's Graduation from College)
We agree to hang out soon. No dates set, as we both have finals
Text her randomly a week later asking about the graduation. We end up talking for 5 hours, with another short thing the following morning
Invite her to a thing in the City that Saturday.
This time she's doing stuff with friends. No date offered again.
Text her asking her out explicitly on a date.
No reply
Text her asking how it been going
Normal replies
I suspect her friend R may have influenced her to a degree. Maybe he sees me a competition for her? She does speak differently to me when he's not near, seems more natuaral.
I suspect that R tried to get with her, but she rejected him.
I noticed that she speaks differently to me when he's not around as well.
On the last day I saw both of them, he randomly says bye to me, and only me. Only spoke to him 2-3 times prior.
jessica
Amber.
Met her the other night at a friend's party.
Instantly started crushing as soon as I saw her red hair.
Coincidentally I've met numerous redheads named Amber, and they all tend to have the same effect: They're all very smart and down to earth, qt3.14, and they all have boyfriends.
One day I shall find the true Amber.
>>691727840
thats her b
Madison
>>691712024
jess webb, I know your in here scott! you sad fucker!
>>691728140
Redhead?
brianna
>>691712024
LC :*(
>>691712024
My best friend that i know he wants to fuck me, and i want to be fucked by him but i don't know how to tell him to fuck me because im to shy
>>691728205
Nope
>>691712024
lauren from pearland, tx
fuck u mario for 'accidentally' getting her pregnant, i.e i think the condom broke
bitch ass fat beaner
>>691725387
/thread
Savannah
Tara
Danielle
>>691712024
Desma
Only girl I ever had a crush on. Thought I loved her 5 years ago, thought I didn't care anymore 2 years ago, she killed herself nearly a year ago.
Feels pretty surreal, feels pretty bad.
XAXCALANDAR LORD OF THE DEAD
>>691728887
You stopped me mud laugh anon
>>691729083
Mid*
lacey
>>691728877
>>691728877
Right..
halle, my fiancee
these threads don't bring the sad feels i use to get now that i have the one i need.
Jessica, girl I know.
Emily
Rachael
I don't think I can live without her, but she has a boyfriend.
>>691728484
Guys like when you're direct. Lead up to it and just tell him.
>>691730978
I think i forgot to say that im a guy
>>691712024
Lauren
Bo
>>691731239
Did I fucking stutter? I never said you were a girl. This advice works either way.
>>691712024
Kahlan. Dammit. I hate you OP.
Handgela
>>691731895
Kind of hard to studder in text.
>>691731673
Lochridge?
>>691732065
I-I'll find a w-way
Laura
>>691732216
Lol. Yeah. No.
Daniella
>>691712024
Sohree
>>691731895
Sorry, anyway, im to shy to tell him
>>691729083
>>691729172
Sorry bro.
Let me raise your spirits.
Sam(antha)
Lil, a girl that I'm best friends with, and hold her had while watching movies, yet I'm to much of a wimp to even bring up Going out, maybe it's to do with my ex being a massive bitch and twisting my brain.
>>691712024
ITT: Self-pitying faggots.
She's moved on, and you haven't.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.
These threads fucking suck. It's just this pic then a bunch of names and maybe some retard being told how much of a faggot he is
>>691729416
Yes.
>>691712024
sarah palin, i wanna fuck her so bad
Sierra
>>691713776
Anon you have me shittin bricks, you mean to tell you have a chance with femanon and your pussing out. Grows some testicles and claim dat ass for Yourself, no for hummanity
Katerina
>>691733071
Hahahahah im that faggot, sorry, should i delete my posts?
Juliana
>>691712024
ASHLEY
Tina.
Aubree
Kayla
>>691728691
ayy fellow houstonian? nice. maybe try and encourage her to get an abortion?
Claudia
Taylor
>>691712024
Judy.
>>691734429
Same here. Pics? (preferably nudes)
Aspen , Caylan.. neither one is my wife
Rachel C.
Kelsey. Aka bitch
>>691712024
Red
>>691712024
Sammie
>>691712024
okay OP, story time
Jiggletopis
Aubree M.
Iree
>>691712024
lol is it less or more depressing if no one came to mind?
Gaby
Kayla
Paris
Doris
Jessie
>>691712024
Sammy
>>691727840
Another Jessica
Amy, she just messaged me about an hour ago trying to wish me happy birthday, its not till next month but it's nice to hear from her
Loqueisha!!!!
Even tho you dont luv me...I still luv you boo
D.va
Taylor.
>>691712024
My Security Guard.
>>691736842
>>691736563
holy fuck
Elise.
>>691712024
Flandre Scarlet
Ex gf of 5 years who ended up being a lying and cheating bitch the whole time who emotionally abused and manipulated me along with her mother and is now basically whoring to other guys.
>>691712024
Dayana
Jenny
Medusa. I was just thinking that if I could somehow get Hillary Clinton to look at Medusa, maybe we could still feel the Bern.
Laura.
It's been over 6 years now. I think about her daily.
>>691712024
Sam
Holly.She passed away in 2014.
Kyra. I love her, but she and I both know she's too busy to make time for a serious relationship at this point in her life. I keep hoping that one day she'll finally find that time. But it won't ever happen.
Sharlene, her scent reminded me of rain. And I'll never forget that.
>>691741143
Nice, bro.
>>691720035
Ellie?
>>691740206
fuck. sorry
Annelise. She's smart, and we share a lot of the same interests. Too bad she's probably too focus on her classes to even consider a relationship.
Adolph Hitler
Sarah. She's fucking adorable. Has the sexiest body, an incredibly cute face and personality, very funny, pretty nerdy, and is a joy to be around. I practically think about her any time I'm around my girlfriend now, even during sex sometimes.
Anna
>>691743447
are you in LA?
Vanessa.
I just want to fucking kill myself
Alice Maxwell. She didn't have to fucking die goddammit.
>>691712024
taylor swift :(
>>691712024
Allysia
>>691712024
Hannah
>>691743762
Why do you ask?
>>691744859
because i know a Sarah that fits that description to a T in LA and I was curious lol
>>691745084
I remember this
>>691712024
Lizbeth, man, she's amazing, she's my ex's friend so it'll be hard to win her.
aunt carolyn
Ilayda :(
>>691745073
To be fair, Sarah is only one of the single most common names out there, so that's not too surprising. But it's a long way from Los Angeles.
>>691745751
i know lol. it was a long shot.
Kali
>>691712024
Madeline
Amanda
My ex
Frauke
Jennifer
>>691712024
Natasha
>>691712024
Rosa Parks
Ivana
Worst friend ever
Alisa
Janie
>>691712024
Alize Mayrah Castro
Big booty Judy
>>691714373
Holy fuck same
her name was russell
Bailey
Went on two dates with this girl recently and fucked a couple of times. Definite 8.5/10 imo. Breaks off what we had and all feelings for me after two dates because her abusive ex bf begged her to come back and threatened to kill himself if she didn't take him back
>>691722259
Cheese?
Maria.
Wait for me at the other side!
Katrina.
Love everything about her, but said love is not returned.
>>691732606
Is he gay?
>it's a him
Christopher P.
>>691713638
Seth?
Daniela, she is really religious, but such a great person, nice and really cute