Hotties from the 1980's
Let's start with Elisabeth Shue
self bump
>>691683577
she was cute as fuck in karate kid and pretty good in cocktail also
>>691683577
>>691683577
Heather Locklear
>>691683577
Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Sean Young
>>691685526
Always thought she looked kinda "mannish"
>>691683577
Just look at that tight ass. Betcha she cries when she watches Karate Kid. I mean, she's still kinda hot, but she was primo fap material in the 80s.
>>691686174
Wrong thread, you faggot.
>>691686496
Ginger Lynn
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>>691685526
I knew a dude who worked as a stuntman on one of her movies, and fucked her. (or claimed to have fucked her.) Said she was 100% crazy in the head, the weirdest chick he ever stuck his dick inside.
>>691686837
I rubbed it raw to her.....
>>691687089
Well, there are plenty of famous incidents involving her that made the tabloids. Like she started stalking Tim Burton because he didn't give her the role of Catwoman.
>>691686441
This. All other contenders, bow down before Phoebe Cates in Fast Time.
>>691686837
She's not from the 1980s, bub.
>>691687436
>bub.
>thinks he's wolverine
>???
>400 lb. basement dwelling neckbeard
go tell mommy to bring you tendies
>>691687013
Is that Tracy Lords?
>>691687801
yup
>>691687717
As you say, bub.
>>691687329
>Well, there are plenty of famous incidents involving her that made the tabloids. Like she started stalking Tim Burton because he didn't give her the role of Catwoman.
Yeah, this was on one of her early movies well before she went publicly kookoo, which tended to corroborate his story of having fucked around with her but bailing on her because she was so screwed up in the head.
>>691688125
She's still pretty bangable. Shame she got her tits removed.
>>691687801
Lol
What's the best titty movie of the 80's?
>>691686094
She has a fucking man's name
>>691688433
Porky's
>>691688982
>>691689035
50's >>>>>>
>>691689581
Not quite the 80's, but fuck it.
this thread is full of people searching google for 'sexy 80s girls"
who remembers her?
>>691690409
The dark overlords are coming fo dat ass.
>>691690627
top fucking kek
>>691690897
Don't fucking do that to me, anon
>>691689446
more?
>>691686837
Yeah. That's not the 80s you retarded nigger.
started in 1989 so still an 80s girl
I wanted to fuck her at the time, now I just think she looked like another ugly showbiz jewbotch
>>691690172
she was the stupid bitch on star trek that spilled cappuccino on picurd
>>691688773
Jesus Christ. That's like 30 years after the 80s you fucking mongoloid.
>>691687870
from Playboy, during her failed comeback attempt. Damn not thought of her in ages. Bravo Anon
>>691689935
Yes. That great show of the 2000s, aka the 1980s.
Every guy with a fap folder suddenly finds a new image command in his OS that allows him to “export subject”.
Choosing this option causes a real-world copy of the woman (or guy, or trap, or however you swing) depicted in the image that you’ve chosen to “export” to suddenly appear somewhere in your home, Weird Science style.
The copy of the woman (or whatever) you’ve chosen to export exists exactly as she did when the photo you exported was taken, and will react exactly how that person would react if they had just been suddenly teleported from wherever the photo was taken into your own home. Guys quickly discover another option in their fap folder than now allows them to edit strange new exif data fields regarding photos (and the people exported from them), including that person’s general likes/dislikes, place of origin, marital status, sexual orientation, fetishes and even “owner”. Editing any of these exif data fields immediately alters the behavior and personality of the person, though any unwanted changes can be easily re-written.
Even better, guys naturally experiment to see what happens when an exported person’s photograph is run through Photoshop, and of course, any changes to the person’s image is automatically inflicted on the person. Saving multliple copies of that image while the person is exported will create newly exported copies of that person, and deleting said copies (and/or the original photo) will also instantly delete that exported person from existence.
>>691691064
SBTB is 90s, faggot.
S. Weaver, Half Moon Street, just after Ghostbusters
dont give a fuck what anyone thinks of her -but as a kid in the 80s, the cd or cassette cover image was enough
>>691691530
technicality - series started in 1989
http://www.xvideos.com/video1298664/jennifer_jason_leigh_-_fast_times_at_ridgemont_high
>>691691431
crazy how drugs can ruin a body
>>691691958
Yeah, no shit. She was a great looking girl. Dead now.
>>691691530
on another technicality - even tho tng got popular in the 90s - it started in 1988 - so here are three more hotties from the 80s
>>691687020
kek
chek em
>>691691958
>>691690755
She looks familiar.
Does she want candy?
>>691692830
Oh, of course some fuckin cuck jew has to throw a nasty ass ape in.
>>691690876
I thought I was the only person in the world with a Meredith Salinger fetish.
>>691693039
Motherfucker,
>>691693220
Oh, ye of little faith. She was so fuckin hot
>>691691132
you know she posed for playboy?
>>691693060
>not posting the naked pictures
>>691693345
You like looking at half clothed animals while you play with your little dick. You don't have the status to insult me. I only like human women
>>691693453
Preaching to the choir, son.
I bought Dream a Little Dream on VHS because of her. She was on TableTop with that turd Wil Wheaton a while back. She's a milf now but still pretty hot.
>>691690037
Jane Wielden...I think
>>691690755
Met a guy at a party or something who said he'd been a driver for her. She was an adult but still had no idea how to drive, so had to be driven around.
Anyway, you're a pedo for thinking she's hot. And I've got this puppy on vinyl.
>>691686837
fake and wrong decade
>>691687982
She tried to get porn off the internet after this was posted online.
>>691689848
Clue!
>>691692513
But dat hermaphrodite tho...
So many socks destroyed.
>>691686094
Theres a tranny that looks like her jezebellegs lol
>>691694639
>>691694683
Sigh. Night Court.
>>691693220
>>691693453
>>691693818
>>691694850
>>691684375
schwing!
I'll just leave this here...
>>691694850
Mmmmmm hmmmmm
>>691692568
She could make me hammer a nail through a board with my penis.
>>691694906
Yesssssssss
>>691693726
you're gay
-not that guy
>>691694850
>>691694906
I love the internet.
>>691694356
wat?
urban legend is urban legend
>>691695086
But are you a real genius?
>>691694021
I want candy.
>>691687249
No condom?
Absolute madman
A girl has to have her standards.
>>691695261
Have to admit it's kind of believable before the implants. That man face and all.
before her harpoon phase
>>691695749
Looking back now she was so smoking hot. Way hotter than even Kelly after they started sexing her up.
>>691695931
still fucking hot
>>691696051
My HS was all full of rich blondes who looked like that, so I never thought much of her on TV back then. Now I see reruns and I'm wondering how they even got some of that shit on the air. They really whored her up good.
>>691695694
Finally somebody with class
I have no idea who I was jacking off to.
>>691696498
She filled in really nice when she grew up.
>>691696498
Again with the fuckin niggers. Drink clorox faggot.
>>691696745
All that illegal baby fat.
>>691696816
LOL. being this mad. grow up faggot
>>691696986
>>691687870
I think she was so fucking hot when she was with the go-go's
When she still looks innocent
>>691697078
It is a good thing I didn't see that pic when it came out, because I likely would have pulled my dick off in a fap frenzy.
>>691697131
Nah, mang. Try this.
>>691697301
She was still Miss America when the pictures were released. But not for long!
>>691690037
EXCELLENT!
Though I prefer her fully nude and 17 years old in the 70s.
>>691697557
oops, wrong file
>>691690755
Ananbella Lleuwyn?
>>691688433
The perils of gwendolie
and
House on the edge of the Park
>that short haired girl is so fucking hot in this movie and even the bald headed nigger has some incredible tits
nip slip on mtv
Appolonia from Purple Rain
>>691688409
MODS!!!!!
Movie was full of hotties.
>>691688272
her beauty is uncanny
>>691698023
Back then might have been exciting. By this point we've seen so much of her flabby skin nobody cares.
Erin Gray from Buck Rogers
>>691687870
Jane Wiedlin was hotter
>>691698325
Underrated hotness.
>>691698496
my god yes. Those shiny spandex pants of hers were responsible for gallons of semen being spilled in my socks
>>691698650
Aggree
>>691691755
I liked a young Madonna as well. I jacked off so many times to her in the scene from Desperately Seeking Susan where she strips down to her bra in the bathroom
>>691698538
Friday nights have never been the same.
>>691698505
mah nigga
Too bad she was batting for the other team.
>>691688409
I remember watching her doing anal when she was 15.
Good times
>>691698934
Easily fixed
>>691692871
Used to jack off to Jodi Fosters rape scene in The Accused all the time.
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>>691699208
X Offender
>>691698505
>>691698832
Short hair always creeped me out. Too dykey. But I guess they were all total nympho whores on tour.
She was the best artist out of all of them, even though Belinda was more poplar solo.
>>691693786
monkey faced skank
>>691695862
Loved jacking off to Demi Moore until she got boob implants. Didn't find her sexy at all in Striptease.
those sugar walls
>>691683577
are you fags too stupid to post nudes?
>>691699513
Traci Lords was 14-16 when she did porn
>>691699620
hot =/= nude
>>691699513
I think there's like only one legal video of her, right? America's basements were left littered with VHS and magazine accidental CP after that scandal.
>>691692871
Those chicks are all hotter than hell
>>691697790
body double?
>>691686441
Perfect tits man
>>691684662
>>691692871
She fucks her brother in this film, gave me many a shameful boner thinking about it.
>>691686496
This woman almost exclusively got me through puberty. Good taste.
>>691687105
>>691699825
nope. legit
>>691698505
Not Hotter but definitely sluttier
>>691699083
Yeah I saw that one to, she was hot as fuck.
>>691699375
Oh good god yes
>>691688272
is that Bugs Bunny?
>>691692871
Jodi was hotter in the 70s.
>>691700044
This was also one of my all time jacking off favorite scenes
>>691700291
>trying to be funny
>>691700109
Damn, those are perfect.
>>691695749
Underrated.
>>691687089
A crazy actress? No way.
>>691700292
nice edge
>>691700609
Looks like a body double though
>>691689569
she was on last season of Shameless on showtime. was nude too.
>>691699802
>stephanie swift
>>691699083
So like nobody back then even knew?
By the time I was old enough to watch porn she was already found out.
>>691700767
dude. scroll back up. its not a body double
>>691684232
she's still pretty bangin'
>>691698496
Good call.
>>691700866
Good god I'm worried you're right. Fucking disturbing skills there, Anon.
>>691697790
>>691700109
so many faps. you kids with your interweb porn are so spoiled.
>>691700866
>stephanie swift
You're a goddamn wizard
>>691689848
Now post a recent pic of her and make us all want to weep.
>>691701239
>>691701239
>>691701239
new thrad
>>691701034
I hear that. Remember finding random porn stashes? It used to happen
>>691694136
story?
>>691701331
do you mean dad's porn stash or like a porn stash in rival teenage group's fort?
I actually remember both
Back in the 80's and early 90's I used to lie in front of the TV with my VCR recording and on pause and I would flip the all the channels just looking for anything hot to jack off to and would quickly record it.
I used to have tons of tapes just made up of all these hot scenses one after the other.
Wish I still had them cause they could have made for some incredible mix tapes like Retard-o-tron and shit like that.
>>691701006
>>691701110
I am not a proud man
>>691701497
>fort
Yep, that was life pre-internet. First find at like age 8.
>>691698477
Her cans is beauty.
fixed
>>691701665
I remember me and my friends found a playboy in a field back in the 70's.
Still remember the name of one of the models was Honey and me and my friends used to be in love with her.
This was back in the 70's
why actresses today so ugly in comparison?
>>691701895
Yep would have been for me too. Woods behind the house. They eventually turned it into a park I guess, so no idea how the younger generation survived until the internet came along.
>>691697706
Yessssss
>>691692245
Class of Nuke 'em High
>muh negro
>>691701665
I used to sneak out the house late at night when I was in my teens and I would go to any convience store that was open to buy porno mags.
Then I would bring them to a school yard or a park and would jack off furiously to them and then would just leave them there for someone else to find. Of course I would cum all over the pages of the magazine and also used them to wipe up so most of the pages were stuck together for the next guy though.
>>691688272
My sister looks like her...
Wat do?
>>691702473
Yeah I think the condition of the ones I found were questionable, but also just from sitting out in the weather stashed in a bush.
Years later as a teen best friend smuggled some Playboys from his dad over to stash at my place. Chick in one of them had the biggest tits, especially for back then.
And thus began my illustrious career...
>>691695249
She looks too much like her dad.
>>691702720
Post nudes...naturally
>>691689299
saw her today. small world.
>>691703036
My friends dad used to always have porn mags stashed in his bedroom that we would look at as well.
I still remember in one hustler back in the 70's or maybe very early 80's there was a bitch with 3 tits. Looked pretty real and believe me, we looked at it pretty closely.
>>691703398
looking at my friend's dad stash of porn also led to me being a cocksucker now since when we would look at the magazines we would jack off together, which led to us jacking each other off, and eventually me sucking my friends dick while he continued looking at the mags.
I loved looking at all the porno mags but I loved sucking his cock even more.
>>691703398
Was too young to really see '70s stuff, but luckily I had a friend who'd been a "dealer" since he was a little kid in elementary school. When he finally got rid of his stash as a grownup I inherited some old stuff. Oui, Cherry, Hustler. Big old '70s muff.
>>691694228
not 80s
>>691703703
Jesus that's just wrong. Though I did assume shit like that happened from movies and such.
Too bad. Porn is so awesome. But not cock, unfortunately.
>>691699290
Lassie!
>>691704222
Another time me and my friend were at his house and his parents were gone for the day so we knew we had the house to ourselves so we pulled out all of his dad magazines and brought them downstairs and spread them all out in the living room so we just look through all of them.
We had magazines everywhere!
Well suddenly there was a knock on the door and me and my friend looked at each other in shock but realized that his parents weren't coming home and if it was them they wouldn't knock so we relaxed and just left all the magazines out in the open figuring that it must be one of our friends.
We answered the door and it was his uncle.
He stepped into the house and all he had to do was look around this one little corner and he would have found out what we would have been doing but my friend managed to keep him right at the door and he finally left without catching us.
We were so relieved when he finally left we both let out a sigh of relief but got a huge laugh out of it as well.
>>691694928
Met her at a few archery tournaments, nice chick.
>>691686837
Thats her face on Natalie Appletons body.
>>691696443
You spoiled basterd! I lived in the shit hood with nothing but busted ass hood rats niggers and muslims. No wonder I hated my youth thank god for tv.
>>691686496
HELL YES
I learned to fap to this goddess
>>691688409
You are a Gentleman and a Scholar!
>>691687717
Cringey as fuck comment lmao. Did you think you were being funny?
>>691706798
Kind of ruined it for me. Always though blondes were kind of meh. Went out with one blonde my whole life, but she was pretty special, and way out of my league.
Ended up missing the bussed-in chollas after left HS much more than the rich bitch blondes.
There was this one blonde, Jennifer (weren't they all back then?) who did have massive knockers, even back then. I do look back on that image fondly.
>>691688125
I've seen this around if not fake THEN WHY THE HELL IS THERE NOT MORE!
>>691689935
The show is set on the 80s lol
And fuck you and anyone that dont want to see HER nude.
>>691700291
you should seriously consider taking that "Am I gay" quiz. It may very well clear a few things up for you (hint: you are gay)
>>691691753
People (mostly women and effeminate men) talked all kinds of shit about her body in Alien. I fucking loved that body, would wreck that set of little ass and tits. Lean, fit, fuckable.
In space, no-one would hear her scream.