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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>691671534
OP is a fag.
jews are scary
Birds are tiny humans.
>>691671534
liking traps doesn't make you gay
I'm god.
My penis is extremely large
>>691672322
hi god
Donald Trump is president
>>691672322
when am I going to die?
>>691672429
Hi son!
None is more powerful then Gran Spider Wizard
I'm a banana
I'm not a banana
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>691672554
>>691672614
>>691672642
I don't know what I am anymore
>>691672513
Don't worry! You got a lot of time.
this post is not ending with dub
I'm the devil.
/b/ is cancer
Morgan Freeman will never die.
>>691672715
good to know!
>>691672917
Obama will shit in your backyard tomorrow.
this post is false
God is a giant space turtle dressed as a monkey in s day glow tutu
>>691671534
OP is a faggot
Your Toilet is a time machine and Hitler used it.
Op likes dick
im bound to be single for all my life
>>691673734
No. I am not.
Your mom likes to Kiss me
The cake is real
LORD HELIX IS THE ONE TRUE GOD
>>691674133
PRAISE HELIX
this is a lie
The cake is a lie
Everybody in this thread loves me.
>>691674382
no, I d'ont love you
>>691674133
God is dead
7/11 did 9/11
>>691674503
Goodbye god
>>691674469
D'ont?!
your mom fucks 10 men daily. and theyre all black
>>691674555
Checked
>>691674602
Yes and, I like that
>>691674555
oh lord almighty
I knew it...
Moot will come back.
you'r a hoe
>>691674555
true dat
>>691674588
d'ont :,(
>>691674133
There's only two people on 4chan, me and some other faggot
this thread will 404 in 5 seconds.
>>691671534
OP likes traps and is confused about his sexuality in general
>>691674803
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>691674689
literally who?
dubs are now false statement. trips are now facts
>>691674800
Never forgettie always regrettie
>>691674555
holy shit
>>691672322
No you're not, I am though.
All posts in this thread are facts.
/pol/ was right all along
>>691674851
It's a trap, you think, ok, I fuck my mom, and your mom
>>691671534
Kek is the one true deity. All other major world religions will die out, killed by Kek by the year 2020. India will not become a superpower but will become a colony of the UK once again. Brexit was good and ww3 will happen 3 years after Donald Trump leaves office because his godlike leadership left the people wanting a dictatorship instead of democracy.
>>691674914
We all are god
>>691674877
Not sure if lie or fact
>>691674877
Mind blown
>>691672322
Hi god I'm the devil.
>>691674800
This is true, actually
>>691674800
other faggot reporting in
>>691675137
the devil are evil, thanks me
>>691674877
This is now a paradox. Hope you're proud you madman
Newfags aren't that bad
>>691674716
*yo'ure
Netherlands will leave EU next
repeating digits are now false, singles are the truth
>>691675371
Thanks, I'm a hoe
>>691671534
this is not a fact
I'm the king and you are the god, holly shit
I am not only god I'm also a little cat with a hat.
>>691674877
I think dubs should still be truths fam
Trump is going to be a good president
>>691675549
sure
The fairy tale is true. The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our destiny hinges upon which one we elect to follow.
Bob ross is the new king of /b/
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>691675573
what color of hat ?
>>691675665
almost 666 kek
Op loves fucking kids
Trump will become president but it will be a facade and Hillary will be manipulating him from behind the scenes
This statement is as true as I feel it should be.
britain didnt rly leave eu
>>691675843
?? What
>>691675747
Pink. And it s a little oversized.
>>691675841
This statement is as false as I feel it should be.
>>691671534
muslims need eradicated.
Hitler is not dead. He works as your dentist.
>>691676222
so they need the word "eradicated" how so?
Santa Claus is real and he is a registered sex offender
Eu will not be next reich
>>691671534
cech´m
Hitler never did anything wrong. Jews are the real enemies.
75% of all stair accidents happens on the stairs
>>691676222
>need eradicated
So do retards
>>691676600
Already true without dubs
Jet fuel can melt steel beams
You can't drink too much
Niggers never should've existed
Donald Trump is drunk right now
I can shit money.
There are only two things in the universe and that's cows and not cows
There are only two genders: male and female.
OP is a cuck.
Niggers are all trash and will be sent back to Africa since they apparently think it's so much better than living under the oppressive white man of america
Women get pregnant as soon as you touch them.
>>691671534
We are all going to die tomorrow
Your mother is actually a fish.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>691673833
Eyyyyy
School buses are for sentient pineapples looking to learn at places they decided to call grogs. There was a pineapple. His name was Johnny. Johnny was a little prick. He didn't listen to his pineapple parents, and his idea of a good time was sitting around and smoking what they call blops. Johnny wasn't too terribly good in grog. His drujjis suffered horribly. Johnny one day decided to runaway and go live with the humans, despite their hunger. Johnny didn't care! Johnny wanted to be away from it all. Johnny wanted the humans to eat him, thus ending one of the saddest thing she's ever had to endure: His sad pineapple life.
4chan is full of nice and caring people
>>691677751
Damn.
op is a faggot
>>691675100
You had all the power in the world from those dubs, and you waste it on that message?
The world is flat
OP is literally the Faggot King.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
This is a newfag thread
I have slept with each and every one of your mothers. Twice.
>>691671534
Milhouse is a meme
Dubs are lies, singles are truth and trips are laws that must be followed.
Trump will win
dindus stink
>>691678304
Nut
Gender is fluid
>>691678586
Reroll
my dick is huge
I fucked ur mom
Aliens are trying to ruin our world by abducting people and turning them in to feminists.
>>691678734
Fucking pleb
Poland is rightfully German.
I will never get dubs
>>691678884
Your mum is a bitch
/b/ is for bi
>>691678995
Nice one anon. Your Post is not a paradoxon.
ww3 will happen by 2022
>>691679061
No, urs
Cummunism is actually a joke.
>>691671534
women are gay
>>691679155
We know
Niggers are a Jewish social experiment gone wrong
>>691679155
Good thing ur too stupid to spell communism.
Every post ending in dubs are lies
These are not dubs.
>>691679155
>cummunism
From now on, niggers will be respected on 4chan
mayonnaise is a gender
Give me another chance 4chan
COMMUNISM IS ACTUALLY A JOKE.
Your uncle is gonna fuck you hard every day.
there is nothing wrong with being jewish
Farage is my real dad
Blacks are the superior race.
>>691679577
TAKE THAT FAGGOTS
MY DUBS ARE UP MY DUBS ARE NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME MY DUBS ARE NOW.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>691679733
>>691679577
Witness
God is real if I get a 7 at the end of my post number
>>691679733
We all know that. Shesh.
these will be dubs
>>691679733
Knew it
>>691679788
Dubsception
Ukrainians are confused Russians
Donald Trump will become world Emperor
moot will come back
>>691680077
>Donald Trump will become world Emperor
Double dubs damn.
>>691680077
Well time to kill myself
>>691680077
>>691680077
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>691679577
Oh shieet
>>691680077
WHAT THE FUCK!?
We all will become sex slaves to our furry android overlords, who electronically prostate milk us for the seed of the ripe. They seek to create the ultimate human/android/furry/cuckfaggot hybrid. They will succeed. Be prepared.
>>691680053
Gtfo /pol/ fag
The Holocaust never happened
>>691680467
Off by fucking one, reroll
I am the Antichrist
Orwell was right
americans are cucks
>>691680674
Re-roll because life is a nigger
Op is a faggot
Six trillion died in the holocaust
>>691680794
Roll
>>691680770
Re-roll because I'm human garbage
This thread is full of cucks
I'll stay virgin all my life
Hitler is my grandad
>>691680919
Re-roll because if I don't get dubs I'll kill myself
>>691680999
WITNESS
>>691680662
Reroll
It'll rain tomorrow. All over the world.
>>691680999
OH SHIT TRIPS
>>691680999
THOSE TRIPS
>NEIN NEIN NEIN
WITNESSED
>>691681045
So close...
>>691680999
nice :) so it means that you are my gay boyfriend :*
>>691680999
mein kempfth
>>691680999
was he a cool grandad
These are not dubs.
>>691681045
Geez anon how much do you suck?
Allah is real
>>691681351
No
>check 'em ;^)
Jews are masterrace
I wont be travelling next year.
What everybody said on this thread is a real fact that will happen when you read this.
>>691672384
damn it!!! you owe me one cuck pic
>>691681394
Wait.
If >>691672322 is true and >>691674133 is also true, then >>691672322 is LORD HELIX.
Non Binary is real
Donald trump was drunk all along
dubs is a lie
Mods will ban me for 24 hours
The next post will be dubs
>>691681600
Checked. Am pleb.
After reading this post you will experience anal itching
>>691681658
Jews suck so hard they cant get dubs
>>691681833
Damn you were right
>>691681866
>>691681833
>>691681866
Hitler didn't die and is ready to kill all niggas
The dubs are a lie
I'm a raging faggot
>>691672322
I'm the other god. The cooler one.
>>691681949
:( wasted dubs
>>691671534
The milk was still good
>>691681833
>>691681866
If dubs then all anons on this thread will jews
I am not a pleb.
only even dubs are true
>>691682106
Reroll but i'm the only non-jew in here
>>691681833
>>691681866
Damn son
>>691682089
Bolsonaro será presidente porra!
>>691682279
Fuck
The next post will be singles
ALL CISGENDER PEOPLE ARE TRANSPHOBIC
>>691682519
No dubs no truth
north korea best korea
>>691681833
MIND BLOWN!!!!
>>691681866
>>691674555
My wordy Lordy, trips don't lie
Milo Yiannopolous is straight.
If dubs then: All anons are here are eldritch abominations
someone in this thread will buy me a game
http://steamcommunity.com/id/53272431/
>>691682602
Go back to tumblr
All tumblr genders are real. No exceptions.
your all just my imagination
Hillary is trans
Everyone in this thread will an hero
9/11 wasn't a big deal
>>691683355
>>691683355
True that
moon is cheese
OP is the original faggot that caused aids.
bill Clinton fucked your mom
Everyone in thread has cancer
Tony Romo will always suck
>>691683611
Damn, OP is old, but nice job killing niggers and faggots, OP.
niggers breathe chicken
I'm going to kill myself
This thread is full of 12y old heatwavefag
Hitler will rise again
Everyone sucks dicks
pokemon are real
>>691672513
-2 seconds ago.
Anime is Real
172
Feminists are always right.
Black > White
>>691684236
Dammit
