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Cont of the rekt thread
>>691647182
that was great.
>>691647182
>>691647900
Lost.
>>691648285
>filename
kek
>>691647182
>>691647182
Whose side was I meant to be on?
>>691647182
Wtf! A bunch of old people stealing his wood? I don't get it.
>>691648921
the winning side
>>691648737
These Krogans sure look realistic in the new Mass Effect
>>691649349
thats a staged youtube video you newfag
>>691649633
Of fucking course its not real.
OC
![the-cable-guy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dWbFb18.jpg "the-cable-guy[1].jpg")
>>691647182
Kek. A real Renaissance fair.
>>691649349
Rofl, fake but still funny
>>691649349
Staged but Hilarious!
Lel
>>691648737
lmao the way he sticks his head out of the water expecting more.
Someone should send this shit to some Pro-PETA vegan
>>691649969
Camera car white knighting like a faggot; caused the pedestrians to think they were in the clear causing the accident.
>>691649768
Damn, that is what happened to Ramsay Bolton
>>691649633
>I fall for bait and call other people newfag even though i've only been here for a week Xdddd
>>691650424
Story
>Germoney
REKT²
>>691650160
I remember this, she plummeted like 9 stories and her fake implants popped out of her ass cheeks on impact
>>691650823
nigs being nogs
>>691650160
is that an implant?
>>691651901
You bet your bottom it is!
>>691651901
I'm pretty sure that's fat from her ass where she fell
>>691652133
sorry you're right. Most likely an ass implant lol
>>691650278
mini gun?
>>691647182
Story?
>>691650160
So did her implants save her?
>>691647182
that was fucking boss
>>691651136
Nerve gas killed him.
>>691648921
the whites obviously
>>691647182
women are fuckin pathetic... why do i always hear girls saying they can beat up guys?
>>691651251
>>691648438
improvised scene, ford was sick during shooting and couldn't do scripted whip/sword fight so he suggested the now iconic single shot from the hip.
>>691652357
Oh no! Well, bye...
>>691654097
could you do me a favour and suck my throbbing erection?
>>691654097
The guy above you said you would.
>>691652104
only half as funny without the filename daisys destruction
>>691650639
>>691649768
I saw a preying mantis do this to a fly once. But it chose to eat it arse first instead, which must be worse.
>>691649803
First the motion of no-confidence, now this. Things aren't going well for Jeremy Corbyn...
>>691654097
so, you always swallow, that's hawt
>>691648737
>oh shit whaddap
>>691649349
I'm laughing so hard I swear, a little bit of wee just seeped out
>>691650823
Black women are notoriously insecure about how objectively uglier they are than white ones and every now and then it spills over into violence.
>>691647182
>>691655002
Do you have a pic of the aftermath.
>>691650436
my snakes do that too, they'll kill a mouse, look up and track my movements to see if anothers going to be handed in. when it looks like no mores coming , then they eat. Reptiles dont give a fuck
>>691654097
oh fug
>>691654097
So, you always swallow? Are you busy later on this evening?
>>691651251
Is that Tignes?
>>691654097
someone explain why there's so much blood? which artery got ruptured?
>>691652776
This one died cause she jumped from the 34th floor but a brazilian woman survived thanks to her implants.
>>691654882
every leftie marching deserves one of those, KO
>>691655965
Guess its a basal skull fracture and I think , internal carotid should have damage aswell as temporalis
>>691655627
Wonder why anyone would want a snapping turtle as a pet though, I get most snakes can be harmful and such but the venomous ones are de-fanged whereas this motherfucker will chew your face off if it gets out and you're asleep
>>691655382
She seems disappointed that it didn't work.
>>691655902
>>691655884
>>691654960
>>691654404
>>691654238
Wow THIS GUY >>691654037
Do you have a time machine because that sweet meemee you used is right on. I like dicks and i do swallow every tiem.
>>691647900
It's so much better with sound
>>691656280
mhhh, okay. that makes sense.
>>691655155
Disgusting fat fuck
>>691656276
He alright? Looks like it hurt alot.
>>691652104
brutal
>>691649633
You baiting or what?
>>691648921
The nigger slayer
>>691656117
>tries to murder gas station attendant while filling up car
>would-be victim escapes unharmed
>sets himself, own car and petrol station alight
pleb
>>691648615
DONT TOUCH MY NO NO SPOT!
Found a rare tarp. Someone interested in more?
>>691655002
That file name
>>691650901
called "gutmenschen"
>>691647182
0:21 dat ass
>>691652357
How does a spider even eat a mouse? They don't have any mouths.
>>691650160
HAHAHAHA.
>>691653196
who act like men get hit like men! :-D~~
>>691657736
the guy in the truck claps
>>691653397
no shit sherlock?
>>691657208
Deserves
>>691657788
You don't know how spiders eat? The venom they inject liquefies the insides and then they slurp it out.
>>691657833
Top kek
>>691657833
rumble the nigger
>>691652549
Russians +Alcohol
>>691651675
For 5 whole seconds, he was the coolest kid in school.
>>691657851
k3k
>>691657788
they suck all the mouse juice
>>691652104
>daisy_gangbang.avi
>>691653196
who act like men get hit like a men! :-D~~
>>691657601
kek at filename
>>691658266
>>691652104
>Daisy's Destruction.webm
>>691658266
they also got u?
Raid thread.
Get in here boys and girls.
https://chatstep.com/#REDDIT_R/
pass: 4chanRaid thread.
Get in here boys and girls.
https://chatstep.com/#REDDIT_R/
pass: 4chanRaid thread.
Get in here boys and girls.
https://chatstep.com/#REDDIT_R/
pass: 4chan
>>691657736
I love how the kid goes
" I'm going to beat you gu- OH SH-"
>>691658124
>>691658252
walking dead cosplay
>>691653196
who act like a men get hit like a men! :-D~~
>>691657788
fluffy abuse relevance increases
>>691657851
fucking idiot deserves that kek
>>691657833
Chek'd.
>>691653196
Idk man
I've had girls square up to me and its just awkward
If you laugh at them you get called a sexist, and if you return the aggression people jump in on her behalf like "Woah calm down buddy!"
So you're half forced to just sit there like a beta faggot
I tend to just smirk and make no overt defensive gesture, when they realise they aren't threatening most chicks relent.
>>691658124
Thanks I've also never seen a bird in real life.
>>691658235
Mouse juice would be a good name for a company
>>691654097
Ketchup man
>>691658582
story?
REKD
>>691657851
Love it
>>691654882
I wonder what it was for.
If it was for nothing someone needs to cave that caucasian nigger's head in.
>>691647182
check this out lol
this guy is going to get rekt for views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA06CTyeyC8
>>691658582
XD MASTERKEK!
>>691654945
What is this? Is that some kind of airburst munitions?
It looked like it mushroom clouded at the beginning, but obviously it wasn't nuclear
>>691658992
that's not real, is it? why would a huge ass snek like that would till he's filming it's head? and do big ass sneks like that even jump like that?
>>691659102
AHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>691656809
If the bullet didn't kill him the Aids did.
>>691659190
It's a chemical plant in China, blew up last year, contaminated a whole fucking town. Millions of small yellow refugees.
>>691653639
everyone and their mom knows this
>>691659215
all becuase that wo-man
>>691659332
Oh shit, RIP
Thats a fucking impressive explosion
I imagine the place is still uninhabitable?
>>691659215
all because that wo-man
>>691658551
fear
>>691659445
no idea. the place is called tianjin i think, look it up if you want to know more.
>>691659215
NEVER BREAK SHIELD WALL
God damnit, those things are flimsy but they would've been fine if he just held position.
Poor dumb motherfucker, a split second decision probably cost him a leg and might've fucked his friends up too
>>691657967
Good doge
>>691657788
This is the greatest webm I've ever seen.
>>691654097
Fuck off Randy
>>691655965
Because a shitload of blood goes to the brain.
>>691657736
how stupid that lil cunt is . considering it saw the car coming
>>691659603
Ty anon
My new favorite
>>691656341
same reason they would record it tearing shit apart and uploading it. It's fuckin sweet. And why would you ever let it out?
>>691656104
you're just a polarized pussy.
>>691649349
Real and hilarious
>>691653639
tell use some other common knowledge facts captain obvious
>>691659821
Poor lions
>>691659927
fucking brilliant
>>691655100
>china
>G2
kek
>>691659927
holy fucking shit that's some mad fighting skills
unlike that drunk slav who's beating up some other drunk slavs in OP's webm
>>691659733
kek
>>691655002
I hope he died
>>691655100
She is a good mother. Look how she threw her boy as far forward as she could. If she dieed she deserves paradise
>>691658120
fucking hell, the explosive force of his rupturing, or a tyre blowout?
>>691660310
I love watching someone start a fight with someone smaller that's trained with MMA skills.
Always brings a smile to my face when the guy starting the fight gets his ass kicked
>>691650639
Stop spoiling
>>691654097
Lost
>>691648542
Ow dumbass
>>691657967
good doggo
>>691656276
I've heard this was the inspiration behind the song "hey man, nice shot" by filter
>>691657927
kek
>>691658545
No idea what the fuck is going on in such a small webm. Explains nothing.
>>691660162
People don't think it be like it is, but it do.
>>691655002
I can't wait until people start using stereoscopic cameras for these things. Imagine the intensity of watching this on a VR headset! Serious adrenaline rush!
>>691658545
Shittest version of Guitar Hero ever!
>>691655382
I would marry. Her
>>691657927
nice spot
>>691658252
It's faek obviously, but can I get the sauce?
>>691660057
wew critical hit
>>691659196
>why would a huge ass snek like that would till he's filming it's head
>>691658791
Love how they always wait for the last possible second to eject. Once you've crashed a 100 million dollar jet, your career is over and they know it.
>>691650436
>expecting more
Or, ya know, just breathing. Ya stupid fuck
>>691649349
real and not funny at all
>>691661378
>replace 2nd "would" with "wait"
>>691650160
>rear rekt
>>691654618
KEK
>>691661391
Except that's wrong, faggot.
>>691657927
it was an oh shit that really did happen not a cheerful clap btw.
>>691659927
I will never understand what the appeal of those Buzzfeed style captions are.
Literally describing what we are watching... I mean, why? We're already fucking watching it.
>>691650160
at least the implants made it, recycling is important
>>691659821
Nice and tame
>>691655100
>>691655133
I suddenly like escalators a whole lot less
>>691650160
I wanna fuck her so hard. Raping corpse is not rape yeah?
>>691661662
Maybe if you're a test pilot, but who's gonna give someone another jet after they crashed due to pilot error?
>>691650901
Almost makes me feel bad to blow them up.
>>691661682
WEW LAD
Go mammals
>>691661901
What if they're Charlie Sheen in Tom Cruise The Movie?
>>691653397
this is also mfw it takes you 2 attempts to save a picture
>>691650278
lol pro player damian ryan getting fucked up.
>>691662099
Then that's what it is but it's because it isn't man. Fake as fugg.
>>691659196
Probably because snakes are very simple creatures and wouldn't pounce until maximum danger / threat-of-not-attacking, which would be when the camera man looks directly at it.
It's like why you're not supposed to look a rabid dog in the eye.
Nice English, by the way.
>>691661067
Retard Alert! It was Budd Dwyer shooting himself.
>>691659821
I bet he deserved that, he surely treated them bad..
>>691661391
Not really
That crash occurred due to mechanical failure
Pretty much not on him, and his training honestly makes him more valuable than the jet
He stayed in for a long time because he was trying everything he could and he has bigger balls than you
>>691659673
No way he lost a leg from that piss weak explosion.
>>691652104
>artificial difficulty
i would have fucking destroyed my controller if this happened to me...
>>691661682
>that fucking face
>>691647182
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA source?!
>>691647182
rekt
>>691662478
Watch, you can see the leg fly
It might not have been fiery but that doesn't mean the compression wave isn't strong enough to snap bone and flesh like twigs and taffy
>>691662534
>filename
kek
>>691654882
he charged that left hook .. damn
>>691659821
3rd lion dindu nuffin
>>691655630
What a dumbass... that wasn't a stop sign
>>691662463
Actually no. The reason I don't fly is my balls are too large for the cockpit.
>>691660133
>>691661460
not real, faggots
>>691662631
lol i hate these gifs you nigger
>>691647182
Hitting a woman with a stick? Not cool dude.
I hope that guy got arrested.
>>691662651
Looks like a shoe? :<
I'll take your word for it anyway - I'm too high to keep watching that.
>>691662325
i somehow typed "would" twice and replaced the "wait" with it, that's not a language skill issue but a being drunk af issue
but yeah, you might be right with the rest
creepy ass sneks
>>691662659
kek'd hard
>>691662779
Freshcunt.
>>691654882
I want to fuck her so much
>>691659695
she's cute but that shit is such a turn off, would still fuck tho
>>691662881
They tie their laces tight son, if the boot is flying the foot is in it.
>>691662210
No please not this one...
>>691647182
>>691662659
Oh fuck.... imagine how this felt
>>691657789
I hope. She put. A ring on it
>>691650901
We honestly fucked up when we killed Hitler guys.
>>691658205
and then he took bike seat up the ass.
>>691662888
Just fucking with you. Nice crazy 8s.
>>691662210
Good god
Those arms are only attached to him by muscle and skin
>>691661391
Not when its the mechanics fault
>>691657997
wow that' siiick
>>691663186
Like a slice of butter melting on top of a big old pile of flap jacks.
>>691659424
kek file name
>>691659927
>>691659927
>smaller kid
>same height/weight
Guess what.
>>691663298
why is this one always labeled nerve gas when what actually happened is their metal scaffold thing hit a powerline and shocked them all instantly
>>691648615
Good, im guessing that guy was about to do some awful shit to that horse, judging by the way hes trying to tie it up
>>691662659
Is
Is that shit?
>>691662631
When is he gonna shoot? I've gen waiting like 10 minutes.
>>691660108
dunno, maybe if it got out on its own somehow or something happened that made it escape
>>691663456
If you look closer, there is smoke. It's nerve gas, gtfo
>>691662841
nice bait mait
>>691663456
>newfagging this hard
>>691663456
because "LEL FUNNY MEMES"
>>691662646
Yummy!
>>691663573
no i have seen the fucking story behind it you idiot
nerve gas wouldnt make them all stop moving instantly
you must be bait or retarded
>>691663724
Hi! Newfag!
>>691662365
Then this is why we have a 7-second live TV delay on live chopper footage.
>>691663573
The smoke is their clothes catching on fire anon.
You can see the guy who falls off the scaffolding first, when his hand rolls on to it there are sparks as he is shocked and convulses
>>691661067
the song was inspired by Budd Dwyer, who shot himself on live TV during a press conference in 1987.
>>691657601
not even black moms think black lives matter
>>691662210
nooo
>>691657833
this is why you don't see any niggers in ISIS
>>691663724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy8MUnlT9Oo
