Little finnick. Big decisions.
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Little finnick.
Big decisions.
i'll decision your fucking face, faggot
>>691631272
Kiss me again tomorrow and I'll bite your face off... Chiao
gjhgdf
is it ded
>>691632858
Nope
>>691632362
pls
>>691633744
>>691633882
how was the carnival?
>>691633744
Nope, need more
Actually the carnival made me think of Wolfmother. This was a good day
>>691634078
PLS
>>691634076
appropriately awful
there was a band doing violin/cello covers of guitar hero songs
>>691631272
Gotta love finnick
>>691634241
guitar hero songs?
>>691634388
you know
classic rock hits
crazy train, sweet child of mine, stairway to heaven, comfortably numb
TACOS ARE NOT SANDWICHES
>>691634539
I've just never heard of that being referred to as "guitar hero songs"
>>691634i dont think they are some guitar hero songs
>>691634700
>>691634755
it's just what it made me think of
sue me
>>691634957
are hot dogs sandwiches
>>691634957
They make me think of one of my local radio stations
>>691635315
yeah
even more than tacos
>>691635326
I could never stand classic rock radio cuz they play the same 40 songs over and over again
>>691635410
what about burritos
Is Gyros a sandwich?
>>691635557
nah, those are are wraps
>>691635582
yeah, it's just a thicker taco
>>691635410
I am not spoiled for choice where I live.
That's why I have losers like you to get music for me
>>691635785
that's rough
we have a jazz station here that plays all sorts of cool shit
that one's my favorite
>>691635699
you're making fun of me now
>>691636161
only half
>>691635905
Damn I wish I had a good jazz station
Swap places with me
You be Nefel in Australia and I'll be freklz in freklzland
>>691635699
It's top notch. You can pretty much put anything you want in there like a taco, but you get more meat for your fat gob.
>>691636285
>has a job
deal
>>691636363
I thought you had a job?
>>691636244
i'm crying
also jazz sucks
>>691636590
a crappy part-time one yeah
>>691636628
>jazz sucks
take that back
>>691636785
I am okay with this
>>691636912
>>691636961
and you can live with my parents
>>691636992
I'm sorry
I just hate brass so much
>>691636992
I'll be a son they can be proud of
You can pay a mortgage and deal with a toddler
>>691637098
what if it's just like one sax or one trumpet
>>691637232
wait, shit
can we put it off a couple years?
>>691637098
also
>never obsolete
that got me
>>691637401
I'll probably have had another accident by then, given my track record.
>>691637541
you really gotta remember to wrap it before you tap it, man
or get a vasectomy
>>691637775
The latter is an option, but I am too lazy
and it probably costs money
>>691637486
>>691637401
no singular brass is the absolute worst
they can harmonize if there are a lot of them
it's one the funniest things
>>691637994
voluntary surgery tends to, yeah
>>691638078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Iosf1RWdU
>>691638224
Clearly I have no options but to pray
>>691638389
well, that's only failed to work twice, so odds are pretty good
fgsfds
>>691638563
Exactly! Thats like a 99.5% success rate or something.
>>691638632
>
>>691638755
there's no way it'd fail a THIRD time
that's just way too improbable
>>691638909
Well, we're using other contraception
It'll be fine, maybe
or like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MpJ6yFEc4c
>>691639270
>>691639172
does your wife have a better memory than you
or was it all her fault in the first place
>>691639621
she had to stop using the pill for a while but we were so used to never using condoms we forgot a few times
it was a mutual fuck-up
>>691639775
o i c
unlucky
where did david go
>>691639873
99.5%
>>691639905
>>691639957
jenny and samjam are the .5%
they're SPECIAL
>>691640066
Well, they've burned through their entire lifetime's store of special in their conception
They'll have to spend the entirety of their life in absolute mediocrity now
>>691640016
I guess I'm only good at body language
>>691640317
just like everyone else
what an important lesson for them to learn
you're a great father
>>691640327
That's okay, I'm not good at any kind of language
>>691640483
I am the best father.
I'll have to do something for Samjam this year, it'll be double digits.
>>691640689
wow, she'll be a rebellious teenager in no time
>>691640903
I'll have to do what my mum in a few years
For my cousin's 21st she gatecrashed his big party dressed as a goth, with full make-up, and spent like an hour relentlessly mocking him and showing people photos of him as a kid before leaving an hour later.
My mum was like 50 and overweight at the time.
>>691641193
what a fucking legend
>>691641297
>loves b-grade horror movie
>owns about $25,000 worth of manga
>has a sense of humor
there is a reason I take after her and not my dad
>>691641506
so she's just you, is what you're saying
>>691641633
No, I am just her. She is the original
But she's better than me at counter-strike.
>>691641759
how embarrassing
I wish my mom was as cool as yours
all my mom does is watch al pacino movies and complain about her knees
she likes good music at least
>>691642033
What's wrong with al pacino movies?
Hell you never even watched the old arnie films til like a year ago
>>691642203
yeah but I've seen the godfather a dozen times
>>691642494
You should get mega drunk sometime later and watch or stream plan 9
>>691642665
I can't drink heavily for a month since I started these cool new meds
actually I don't think I'm supposed to be drinking at all but fuck that
wait what does me getting mega drunk have to do with streaming plan 9 though
Alcohol isn't all that great for watching movies.
>>691642926
one of my college friend group's favorite stories involves me getting super wasted and attempting to watch spirited away
>>691634151
Wolfmother the band?
Gonna see them live soon and I hope that they will be awesome!
>>691643254
Yeah. Specifically the song White Unicorn
Sounds good man
>>691642871
Plan 9 From Outer Space is one of worst movies ever made. Maybe the worst.
It's best watched with friends for endless mockery, and alcohol helps you sit through it.
>>691643726
yeah I'm familiar with it
maybe I can have a drink or two, we'll see
>>691643101
It's fun, but not much more fun than just drinking and talking. Drinking and playing vidya is a whole nother story.
>>691643877
If you can't drink, then don't. It's not mandatory.
Anyway im going to go nap
You can suffer alone
>>691644115
I have had very mixed experiences with drinking and gaming
>>691644177
you demon
nitey
>>691644205
Anything difficult to play while inebriated is not very enjoyable, but CTR for example is fun as hell.
>>691643726
Didn't listen to that yet, it's way down on the list.
But I am listening to it right now, love it but I need to figure out the level of drunk I need to be so it will be best at a festival.
I'm so excited to see Wolfmother and Miike Snow, like hella stoked.
Also I hope that Massive Attack and Bloc Party aren't at the same time on different stages because I want to see both.
So much anticipation and still 2 months to wait.
Damn
>>691644410
I bet overwatch would be fun drunk
about half the streams in the twitch overwatch page have "drinking" or "drunk" in the title
>>691644443
Off by one instant tilt.
Also I feel like I should be high for alot of the bands playing at the festival this year.
>>691644613
You should put that theory to the test. Drink and stream overwatch.
>>691644356
Wonder what's the context here.
>>691644845
maybe tomorrow
I came
>>691645605
gross
>>691645263
Would you stream drunk? I'd stream drunk.
>>691645605
gg
>>691645605
Where?
>>691645728
I have streamed drunk
>obvious reference
>inb4 effort
>>691645785
On myself
shush katia
>>691645960
Sounds like a good time.
I heard that it's good for the skin.
>>691646112
>scales 2018
hng>>691646112
>>691646193
Someone is just really turning me on lately
>>691646974
Sounds like an even better time!
You both having fun?
>>691647094
A bit..
>>691646843
>>691647256
Is that a good a bit or a "could/should be more" a bit?
But then again, fun is fun~
>>691647466
>>691647496
It's a good a bit.
>>691647533
I'm home alone for the next four days excluding today
thinkin about procuring some booze
>Its an avatarfag thread
Get a fucking skype group or discord server you retards and dont go "but then how will any1 join?" post it on one of your furry sites
we have those things too
>>691647827
do it
>>691647904
People like you make this so enjoyable.
>>691647904
this is the furry site
>>691647635
I'm happy for you~
>>691648156
ok
I'm not supposed to drink with this medication though
>>691649070
which medication
>>691649070
well then dont right now but get it anyway
badgers
>>691649254
wellbutrin
>>691649327
or I can drink some but not much
idk though
>>691650200
what does it do
do you like girls with small breasts
describe to me your feelings about breasts and bras
>>691647635
Where is this goat from?
>>691650353
An anime movie.
one stormy night if I can remember correctly, asked the same question a long time ago.
>>691650353
cheap thrills
>>691650200
I'm taking it as well under a different brand name. I advise you not to drink alcohol.
>>691650200
wait at least 8 hours between taking and drinking
>>691650826
>>691650973
hoi
>>691651093
Good evening.
katten turn off your goddamn autodumper
>>691651195
no es day
>>691651281
It's a day every day.
>>691651430
are you sure?
>>691651393
thank you just manually do it
you post too fast with it I'm sorry
>>691650337
antidepressant but I am using it to treat adhd
also you can use it to quit smoking
>>691650718
I took adderall with alcohol and it can't be worse than that
>>691650739
I don't think you understand
>>691651526
now you can start smoking!
it'll be cute
>>691650524
Started to watch it. holy shit mom be ded in the first 3 mins
what's the best gay porn site?
>>691651479
Only on days that end on the letters "d" "a" and "y" in a row.
On every other day I'm really unsure whether it's a day every day.
Includes when I'm drunk and don't know the day.
For a short amount of time it's a Schrödingers paradox, where I don't know which day it is so I can't even be sure that it's a day.
It could be that they invented a day that comes between monday and tuesday which does not end on "day".
>>691651678
Don't spoiler, I can't remember anything.
>>691651786
what type of porn
>>691651951
idk, bear on bear anything that isn't pornhub,
>>691652186
so like people fucking
i don't know
i don't watch real people
they're gross
>>691651526
I started taking it like 5 days ago. Has wellbutrin made you feel any more motivated and active?
>>691651786
gay porn . com
>>691651840
my mind is blown
>>691652431
Hear hear
>>691652431
I figured I'd expand my horizons
instead of the usual FA Inkbunny e6 ect ect
>>691652620
why
try expanding into written stuff
>>691652565
You are most welcome.
The shit I am thinking about when I am bored, eh?
kool stuff
>>691652523
it is supposed to take a month of daily use to take effect
>>691652897
kool aid
>>691652897
Oy, what up?
>>691652833
written stuff is nice
>>691652988
it's so kool
>>691653006
chillin
you?
>>691652842
you must enlighten me more master
>>691653027
for sure
>>691652985
That, I know. How long have you been taking it then?
>>691653074
Well my room definitely isn't. It's like 30°C inside.
>>691653074
Chilling, like litteraly.
It's gotten so goddarn hot in the past few days, I'm just sitting naked in the basement where it's cool.
>>691653131
Maybe next time.
I'm busy playing pool naked, painting my body blue with the chalk, pretending to be all blue dabadee dabadii Lucario and moving the balls with my mind.
Or something along these lines, anyways.
Or not.
>>691653268
this is day 4 I believe
>>691654550
Oh, so we almost started taking it at the same time..
>>691648708
invasive licking
so hot
>>691654937
I agree!
I love licking.
Licking everything everywhere anytime.
>>691655287
>>691654937
>>691655287
Blergh, you got me distracted and I didn't make the 8 ball.
Insensitive bastard.
I blame that entirely on you
>>691654787
seems so
>>691655752
~Reply hazy try again~
>>691656170
?
I can't miss the 8 ball after potting all 14 other balls without a misqueue.
That's just sad.
i gotchu fams
>>691656521>>691656521>>691656521>>691656521
>>691656521
>>691656521
>>691656521
>>691653438
that sounds pretty fricking awesome
>>691657870
If it wasn't so damn hot it would be.
All I need now is someone to play with but sadly there is noone at this time of the day and my family is gone, it's just me.
Should look for someone to have sex with on my table, it's on my to do list for life.
>>691658241
careful not to ruin the pool table
>>691659091
It should withstand people lying on it but I'd be damn well sure to not move around more than necessary.
Apart from that I put full trust in the 300kg stone plates on it, I have never seen this thing move even a single millimetre and I love it for that.
And from the mechanics it should be fine as long as no torque is introduced to the system.
Hmm maybe I should calculate the attacking forces from 80+x kg of two people lying on it before I do it.
