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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Yo
Claimed
>>691616876 (Cutest rider)
>I dont need glasses to see you are just stubborn!
Thats a good deal, ill take any infinite fruit
Makes sense, if your face isnt showing post it
>>691617121 (Yordle)
I dont waaaaaaanna. Maybe another day. Im just a lazy guy so if im gonna run i need something to make me run
Good night, I'm going to go watch some more other ausfag's waifu's anime. >>691613600
Also there's a part in the second toradora intro that sound so sick, and I might remix it. If I do I'll post here, but I can't promise much.
Newfag out.
>taiga
yogi bear
Akiko claimed
SEPTUPLE KILL
Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
And I've got the highlight to prove it this time
Feelsreallyfuckinggoodman
>>691616876
>>691617121
>>691617378
I cried a little
>>691617999
Nice trips and kitties.
Tristana present
>>691618398
<3.
Claiming superior autism! <3
Booting up Dark Souls I for the first time, wish me luck pls
>rolling to git gud
>>691618981
>rolling to git gud
Literally, the more you roll the better you play.
>>691619166
See, it's topical! ^u^
Also, when are we playing civ with Tsuzu?
test
>>691619271
>Also, when are we playing civ
Hit me up whenever, I'm free for today.
>with Tsuzu
Good question, but my interest in doing anything with him is nearly gone.
>>691619690
Why is it gone? 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNTpPNo3LBg
Claimed.
>>691619878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W042XFgIA8
>>691618981
Save the bros and firekeeper
Good luck on your journey. Say, what class are you going for?
Please stop posting useless stuff.
>>691620170
>>691620170
It's this the only song you listen to?
You linked it many times.
>>691619753
It just seems to be impossible for me and him to understand each other.
>>691619878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKAFzR7HG-U
>>691620242
No idea yet! Maybe wanderer, sounds comfy. :3
>>691620394
Good!
>>691620533
Oh, alrighty. :< He's a bit complicated at times, I guess.
>>691620789
Hi!
I havent seen you for awhile how are you doing?
>>691621162
Heya! c: Uh, I'm fine, just too elitist about when I want to join threads, really. The thread needs to have less than 100 replies; the less the better for me to join. How are you?
Whats the point of these threads?
>>691621816
To piss you off.
Post megane.
>>691621944
Tiddies?
>>691621162
im doing good. Im bored today so im trying to build a anime streaming channel for funzies.
Maybe ppl will like it
>>691622151
I only rolled dubs.
Apparently tiddies are trips or higher if you are certain prudes.
You could post feet for free.
>>691621318
fuck i clicked myself goddamnit
Don't drink, it's bad for you.
>Ibuki
kagami claimed!!!
>>691620591
Why is DOOM such a prodogy?
>>691622519
gakami!!!@!!!!!!!
>>691622518
You just want it all for yourself.
>>691622518
I'll drink whatever the fuck I want. I'll even go for bleach or worse yet, water
>>691622519
Heeya Kagamucho
>>691621944
Goggles is as close as I can get
>>691622625
nehc!!!!!!!!
how are you?!?
>>691617771
and the ugly people losers has to cheat and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause cant hurt the popular people and thats why the ugly people losers is lame and is ugly like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser that is scumbag and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce
Also if you haven't seen Nichibros, do so.
Now.
>>691622629
I like you. I'll drink to that.
>>691617771
and the ugly people losers has to cheat and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause cant hurt the popular people and thats why the ugly people losers is lame and is ugly like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser that is scumbag and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce but the ugly people losers still try to get along with the popular people but the ugly people losers still hurt the popular people the ugly way cause smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and try to be better then the popular people cause is lame and ugly
>>691622710
heya tristana!!!
how are you today???
>>691622625
Im glad you know where its at chen, gotta love his unexpected style
Good morning.
>>691623079
Chipper as I can be. About to lol in a few. Und you?
>>691623335
Morning.
Slept well?
>>691623136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jd0VICL4og
>>691622784
Pretty good.
>>691622415
Oh, that's cool. :3 I'm watching Kabaneri of the Irons Fortress right now.
>>691622710
That's adorable.
>>691623673
Gotta love the instrumental he and few other rappers sampled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKXWwDqO4PE
Danger Mouse is sick too.
>>691623335
Almost morning trips.
>>691623335
That is adorable.
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeen.
>>691623673
>One beer and mm food
Good stuff, beef rap is also pretty great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUH9NaZI9eA
>>691623608
that's good! just woke up a few minutes ago so a litle groggy lol
got anything planned for sunday??
>>691623673
pretty good is good, what are you up to??
>>691623777
I was rolling to git gud, does this mean I won't die 2500000 times? ^u^
>>691623673
Morning Chen!
Yes, I slept pretty good honestly.
How are you?
>>691623968
You mean quads!
>>691623335
Hello.
>>691624094
I think you replied to the wrong post.
>>691624109
I love this song, I used to listen to it when I felt down.
>>691624271
>what are you up to??
Smoking and drinking juice.
>>691624396
I'm much better now, the night is coming and the heat is going away.
I'm glad you slept well, are you still feeling hot?
>>691623968
<3
>>691624396
Yea quads. I reinstalled league, that might have caused me some brain damage.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>691624697
that's a weird combination lol
i didn't know you smoked!!
Good morning everyone.
>>691624271
Apart from games? Going to a Shamanic Circle with friends out of curiosity. Subject to change. What's Sunday have in stock for Kagami?
>>691624109
You're so awesome for hearing MF Doom. I like his tracks a lot.
>>691624755
HellooOooOoo there
>>691624611
Qt.
>>691624697
Glad to hear that.
It's a lot chillier today, I think it might rain tonight thankfully.
>>691624734
>that might have caused me some brain damage.
Sounds like a possible cause.
>>691624978
Hello titty DD.
>>691624978
Morning Hamakaze
>>691624697
>Smoking and drinking juice.
That's like drinking coffee and eating candy.
>>691625089
No u
Tenryuu claimed
I still wonder how should i see the last battle in SoSE...
>>691625028
shamanic circle?? that sounds pretty....mysterious
nothing too much!!! im not an exciting person lol
>>691624978
heya hamakaze!!! how's your morning. or afternoon??
>>691624697
Good word play in it. What do you think about liquid swords?
>>691625028
Hes in my top 3 rappers, probly my number 1 overall
>>691623777
nice trips my neezy That is a good show
>>691625209
>drinking coffee and eating candy
That's like having tea and fried chicken
>Tristana
>>691625089
I think I also left behind part of my brain that was infected with some strange disease and obsession. But I'm happy with that.
>>691624965
It's relaxing sometimes.
>>691625089
>I think it might rain tonight thankfully.
That would be awesome for you, you're making me a bit
>>691625209
>That's like drinking coffee and eating candy.
I like to eat something sweet after I smoke, to be honest. But I don't know, they mix pretty well for me.
>>691625470
>Good word play in it. What do you think about liquid swords?
Everyone from Wu-tang is pretty good at what they are doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8keTv_vpwLc
>>691625750
>
>>691625307
The name is mysterious. My take is that it's a mass public yoga session in some park. Wish it had some cult like touches to it
>>691625470
I have most of his tracks on my ipod, contemplating if I should skate with them
>>691624697
Cheeeeeeeeeen
>>691626082
Yes?
>>691625950
Tiger style!
>>691626271
>attacks from behind
>>691625950
ohhhhh!!! THAT kinda smoking...
i've never done that lol, is it relaxing??
>>691626057
hmmm, well i hope you have fun anyways!!! i bet you will!
>>691625950
I like everyone except ODB, hes just horrible
>>691626057
ayyyyy, do it up. Grind it out best adc
Im gonna go play a bit, be back later
Jesus, why don't I go to sleep at proper times....
Hello.
>>691625750
kek.
That's a good thing.
>>691626694
Hello.
Define proper times.
>>691626694
because that's boring!!!
how are you megumin??
Has anyone seen the Ritsu claimer in the past few days? I haven't seen Ritsu in a while
>>691626511
Poor ODB, he died fat.
Do you listen to Eyedea/Murs/Sadistik/Aesop Rock/Kristoff Krane ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSPaX36p6P
>>691626508
Yes, you should try it sometimes.
>>691626805
You're making me a bit jealous.*
Forgot to finish the sentence, sorry.
>>691626805
>Define
I go to sleep at 4:00PM then I wake up at 2:30AM
or I stay up all night and go to bed waking up at 6:00PM
>>691626811
I have a headache and I need to have a cig.
>>691627154
Yeah, seemed like something was missing, kek.
Do you get rain rarely during this period?
>>691627204
I usually do the second one.
Go to sleep between 8-10AM and wake up at 6PM.
>>691627154
i've thought about it...doing it alone seems not good though, i don't think i could trust myself lol
>>691627204
ouch...well i hope that headche goes away soon!!
>>691618542
u sirius ! FUCK U R WAIFU
>>691627383
Yes, I do.
It hasn't rained a drop for some days.
>>691627513
>i've thought about it...doing it alone seems not good though, i don't think i could trust myself lol
And what are you doing with friends? Just laughing about stupid things, listen to music, drink lots of water and eat chocolate.
With friends you need to share, and I don't like to share what's mine to have.
>>691627383
I still don't know how you do that.
>>691627513
Make sure it's someone you trust to get it.
You don't want to end up like me and smoke some laced shit and end up in a state of psychosis for a month.
>>691617771
my waifu !! MINE !!!! Look it him he s so beautiful !
![Kirino [170].png](https://i.imgur.com/diPJ0I8.png "Kirino [170].png")
>>691627682
things are always better with people!!! that's what i think anyways, being lonely is the worst for me....
>>691627831
right right, i've heard that happens....i don't even know if i wanna try it yet lol
Fuck I give up i was trying to make a streaming channel and everything works but sound FUCKIT im ready to smash shit.
Shameless ego boost
>>691627204
Wait so this is shrine Megumin, right?
>Akiko
>>691628017
I always shut down that ninja when he pulls that shit. But good shit none the less.
>>691627799
>I still don't know how you do that.
You just don't sleep.
>>691628017
Nope, guess again.
>>691628177
Hard for me to do.
I like my sleep.
>>691624978
>>691628288
You can sacrifice some of it so you won't melt daytime.
You can only see the quadra kill here but you saw that Mercy rez. It was a septuple kill
>>691628160
If you can shut down ninja then he's a bad ninja
As you can see I was behind them and lost in the chaos, weeaboo'd in and just sliced their shit up
>>691628209
Well I'm guessing you're not Minumin (or is that shrine Megumin?) and you don't sound like propoganda Megumin
I'd have no clue honestly. Have we spoken before? I'm terrible with filenames
>>691628489
That sounds pretty logical.
But I just can't do it, plus, I pretty much just run up electricity bill by working AC a lot.
>>691626508
Aww thanks
>>691626511
Take care Muugs
I'll be off for now. It's been a blast everyone
>>691628288
As I got older, sleep has become one of my most cherished, and rarest, possessions.
>>691628661
It's me propaganda megumin, I've woken up to the realization that this place is invincible. There is no escape, there is no stopping this, there is only assimilation.
>>691628711
>But I just can't do it, plus, I pretty much just run up electricity bill by working AC a lot.
That's what I'm saying. If you manage to sleep on daytime, you will probably save electricity aswell, because you will just wake up at night, when it's already cold.
But, I totally understand if you can't fall asleep.
Or, you can just drive to a forest where there is cold and shady.
>>691628661
>weeaboo'd in
thats the best thing ive heard today.
Yeah but i always here him yell that shit and i light him up just one of those things. I hear highnoon or Nerf This i run. Just a reaction.
>>691628770
Bye.
>>691629275
>
Pretty much
You're not the first one who came here with malevolent intentions and turned over time
Well it's ggod to have you here as long as you're not shitting it up until the third degree
I gotta say those propoganda posters weren't all that bad. I rather enjoyed it most of the time. The fucking chink posters were so far'fetchd. Did you already have all those pics or did you collect them on the go?
>>691629295
>thats the best thing ive heard today
Good thing, brightening someone's day
Shutting down people's ults is one of the most satifying things you can do
>piss off Zarya
When I hear high noon I will always try to take him out before he shoots. Roadhog's hook and Genji's deflect are excellent at this
>Akiko
Thread is dead gg
>>691629293
>drive to a forest where there is cold and shady
I like to climb up some castle ruins near my apartment to some of few cigarettes and listen to music. Helps clear the mind, but it's not exactly something that helps with the heat.
Yeah less suntime means less time spent sweating like a pig. Maybe a viable option, but I'm a lazy slob, so I won't be doing any referendums to my schedule.
>>691627799
Almost a year of bad sleeping habits got me used to it.
>>691629852
Reminds me of the old days.
Sperglord claimed
>>691629839
I was browsing /pol one day trying to find the Syria General thread, and I saw a propaganda thread. I'm interested in though's sorts of things so I saved them.
And don't worry, I promise to only shitpost sometimes ;).
I'm not here.
>>691630355
neither am i
>>691629852
>Thread is dead gg
As if. It's just nice 'n slow
We're nearing the time where most of the amerifags come in, which is when the threads will start to go uncomfortably fast
>>691630255
>we'd smash Tokio a lot quicker
My fucking sides.
This propoganda was pretty great
>browsing /pol/
Ah, the only other board I browse regularly myself. You can find some real pearls in the mud there
>I promise to only shitpost sometimes
yeah a little shitposting every now and then is welcomed. It keeps us entertained and the thread bumped
It's good to see you came around friend, these threads really aren't as cancerous as people like to think. We mostly stick to ourselves
So you gonna keep claiming with Megumin or are you going to search for your one true waifu?
>>691629839
Ive head shotted reaper a couple times during death bloom with widowmaker. Hilarious. My new favorite thing is blasting people off of the edge. Like super smash bros. I can usually pull it off with pharahs little concussion thing Junkrats trip mine. The other day A Lucio was skating around one of those control points u can fall of and i iced walled him and he was underneath it and flew off the edge was glorious
What went wrong in my life to lead me into playing league of legends.
>>691630916
Megumin is my only waifu, I'm not changing, I've started working on a Megumin reaction folder so I can post without looking like a complete fool.
Dio-sama...
My 9 year old cousin has incredible difficulty at clearing those massacre mission on GTA V where you play as a buffed up Trevor who has to kill a bunch of minorities, This shit is ez and I'm afraid he'll never git gud, he may be only 9 but I completed Luigi's mansion when I couldn't even read so the cunt can go suck a nut.
By the way he's black and his dad left him, just wanted to state that fun fact.
>>691631572
Anime
>>691631572
Come play heroes of the storm. its fun
>>691631572
You're confused because you're in love.
>>691631572
It's ok.
I even experienced people flaming in ARAM yesterday.
>>691631330
Blowing people off to their death is pretty satisyfing indeed
You get that glorious scream
https://youtu.be/nhzTWuEV7GA
>seriously, watch it
Roadhog, Lucio, Phara, Junkrat, Mei, Reinhardt, Winston and Dva can all do this in some way or another
>>691631582
>Megumin is my only waifu, I'm not changing
Then I hope you'll stay loyal man
Building out your waifu folder is a lot of fun. You can go google, deviantart, the booru's, pixiv,...
My Akiko folder is at 630-ish right now, which is okay but I keep adding pictures all the time
>without looking like a complete fool.
You're posting in /waifu/. It's already too late for that
>>691631614
Greetings Dio
>fun fact
>>691631890
>flaming in ARAM
Why?
kek'd
Anyone playing OW now?
Alive with insufficient sleep. Uhg.
>>691632263
>Why?
No idea.
A Katarina was pretty mad because she kept getting cockblocked by my friend that was playing Kayle.
Then a guy we played against 3 times in a row kept spamming in chat:"GET FUKED" every time he got a kill.
ARAM is srs bsns.
>>691632309
This guy
>>691632553
If you see a low level guy called Maigo, that's me.
Shiro claimed.
Hey everyone!
>homuroll of despair
>>691631658
It will be really hard for someone to convince me into trying a new moba. I don't really like the genre.
>>691631718
That's a different kind of confused, one that I like.
>>691631890
I got flamed for not flaming a player who was under-performing in normal.
>>691632504
>getting cockblocked by my friend that was playing Kayle.
kek. How even? Kayle doesn't have a stun, only an ult and it can only shield on player
>kept spamming in chat:"GET FUKED" every time he got a kill
These kind of people should literally kill themself. And I do mean literally
>>691632949
You play US or EU? I'll join you in-game
>>691633049
Hello Shiro
Let me re-roll for you
>>691633049
Und, dieses tolle, nicht-warme Wochenende überlebt?
Good afternoon! I'm back ^_^
What is /waifu/ listening to?
http://youtu.be/Bnxbj8mtC1E
>>691633049
Not today, not tomorrow. Never.
>>691633479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2zx2DFHHtg
>>691618120
Sleep tight
>>691633479
Contemporary Jazz much.
https://youtu.be/MUGM9ikbBDw
>>691633173
Thanks! Together we can do this!
How's it going?
>>691633388
Ahoy! Alles Prima hier, seit dem Gewitter gestern gibts angenehme 21 Grad. Wie steht's im hohen Norden?
>>691633480
One of these days, old pal, one of these days...
>homuroll
>>691632504
ARAM is the new rank my dude.
And Ranked is where people have a massive circlejerk.
As a Kat main, I'm used to Kayle ults, that's why it also has a duration, to wait it out.
>>691633803
Hier gab es ebenfalls ein schönes Gewitter, also geht das schon. Morgen geht es dann ab an mein Abschlussprojekt, mal sehen was passiert. Schlimmer als eine Detonation der Teile kann es ja nicht kommen.
>>691633803
Pretty good, did some good plays today as proven in >>691628017
>I'm AkikoBesuto
I'm currently waiting for Maigo to reply so I can add him in Overwatch
>re-rolling
>>691633803
It just won't happen. My luck in things that don't matter is too insane.
>>691633792
I like it, thanks for showing it. Nips were always really good with piano.
>>691634058
Akiko, I still don't have you added.
Super late claim
>>691634244
Are you on US or EU? Tell me what server you play on and I'll join you on it
My tag is AkikoBesuto#2545
>>691634349
The Megumin might be discount but the scotch is fine
>>691634142
>>691633082
>>691634349
Welcome back to the never ending ride.
>tfw thread lasts nearly 3 hours
>>691634423
Scotch is always fine
Is the drinking game still gonna happen today?
>>691634535
Thanks Xth megu
Minumin or megumeme?
>>691634609
FeelsGoodMan
Best type moon claimed.
>>691634481 (<3) (You)
>>691634349
No surprises today Amatsu.
>>691634423
US. I have all of the Blizz game on PC
>>691634797
Good afternoon.
Last image get
>>691634712
Of course. We might even get a full party tonight
>>691634887
Alright, I'll restart for Americanas
You just add me and I'll be on in a minute
New bread, desu!
