Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691539505
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed.
This was the final push you needed
It's time to kill yourself
>いぶきだよ
gunna play some league
>By play i mean get yelled at for being one pixel out of place
QOTT: how many times have you wanked in the past week?
for me its like 10
>>691546529
Resolution bup.
Now I remember why I enjoyed running so much when I first started doing it.
>>691546573
Nope.
>>691546591
4-5?
>>691546505
>>691545134
No.
>>691545535
Let's go for the triple then.
>enough practice and a bit of luck
Well put, it boils down to that during Overtime.
>Another sextuple
>Hexakills
>Still haven't been able to get a 4 man High Noon
It's High Noose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTezt-3pR_g
>Best idol claimed
>>691546591
Probably like 3 times a day ;o;
roll
Dio-sama...
>>691546579
>gunna play some league
remember, don't cut across the street, you need to do it pic related
lurking while I make a new image set
>>691545874
Yay!
>>691546015
Nigga I am!
>>691546647
Bup, already saved it, but thanks.
>>691546720
>>691546591
You guys need help, wanking is bad and you will feel much better about yourselves when you stop doing it.
>>>/r/nofap
>>691546591
Currently doing no fap.
>>691546851
I'm proud.
>>691546591
4 times
>>691546707
Triple?
Maki get~
>>691546742
>filename
I like, quiet one
>>691546591
0
:^)
>>691546767
Nice stache
Test 1, 2, 3.
Claimed
>>691545754
That's bad?
>>691545874
It has calmed down thankfully
>>691546591
9
>>691546851
Bullshit wanking is bad for you
>>691546003 (Haram Leader)
I dont know about that one, i live on this toaster. Plus i dont have people to hang with here to ride with
>>691546707
best
>>691547114
>Implying i have anyone to ride with either
I LITERALLY lived on my computer till I got this bike.
>>691546591
2...maybe 3 at most.
>>691546591
7
No shame
Akiko claimed
>>691545795
>Mugen
>Vidya and friends is a combo that cant be beat
Aye m8. You joining us tonight? We've moved the marathon and drinking to sunday because almost everyone had shit to do
>>691546591
0 this week
For some reason /waifu/ has brought my fapping down with 98%
>>691546851
>tfw my waifu has even improved my physical health
I love you Akiko
>>691546707
> it boils down to that during Overtime.
It's amazing how skilled people become during the overtime. There's a 200% increase in intensity
>Another sextuple
Don't worry about that. It's all positioning, seeing opportunities paired with mechanical skill and a tad of luck
I didn't get my first quadruple until I passed level 60
(not counting Bastion and Torb of course)
>It's High Noose.
>video
kek'd
>>691546851
I may be biting bait here, but really it's quite the healthy release. I'd recommend masturbating once, maybe twice a week, feels much better than doing it 4+ times a week, but I digress.
>>691547055
Thanks. As you can see, dio made it
>>691547080
Aren't you skinny too?
I got banned.
But I'm back and ready to shitpost even harder.
>>691547386
I'm like 108, dude
>>691547080
Good!
>>691547325
tsk tsk
:^)
>>691547386
I only have one made by Shizu
>>691547502
Wow how amazing and interesting too, wanna add me on skype?
>>691546591
i hate math
6 a day
>>691547524
You need to eat more, or lift weights. Or do both, that's best way to gain weight.
>>691547502
I wonder who reported you.
>>691547647
No faggot. :^)
>>691547291
Well that and i never have any reason to get out to even ride one. If i had people to visit here i would but all my best friends are in one state and my family in another
>>691547326
That depends on my comp. Somehow its gotten even worse and i can barely run anything on it. Ill to run over and see how it is in a bit
claiming
>>691547766
FRUCK YOU THEN FUCKING FAGGOT FOUCFK YOU I NEVER L;OVED YOU FOR REAL IT WAS JUST A FUCKING SOCIAL EXPERIMENT FUICK OU SKILYL UORESWLF UFCK YOU FUCK YOU UFCK YOULSDISKSUOCIDIE CUNT BAG SHIT HEAD FUCK
>>691547502
Literally who.
>>691547846
What a fucking slob.
What kind of piece of shit waifu is that?
>>691547620
Maybe now I can look for work
>>691547695
I eat a whole pizza like no business. You really think I'm going to gain weight?
Claim <3~
>>691547779
>needing a reason to ride
Mugen, pls
>>691547957
So what anime is your waifu from again?
>>691547524
Yo...
>>691547620
Here's the shizuru one
>>691547502
We should care you got unbanned why again?
>>691547502
Which one of the 20 Megumins are you?
>>691547620
Y-Yeah well you edge for 3 weeks
>>691548001
As I said, eat a lot along with lifting weights. You gotta put effort in too!
>>691548113
Yes. :^)
I've got an insatiable grudge.
>>691546410
I-i w-want to b-be l-le-e-ewd
>>691548134
The one that fucks your threads up. :^)
>>691548278
For you, beautiful.
I finally got into a ga...
>FUCKING TEEMO
>>691548354
Literally who.
>>691547984
>>691548113
My metabolism is no joke
>>691548197
I have been working out, to be fair, its been a long while since I last weight myself
>>691548278
>>691546710
;o
roll
>>691546851
no u
>>691547055
>>691547013
>>691547326
y tho
>>691547022
Double.
>>691547114
Best Swordmans. What's happening?
>>691546591
Shoot I can't even remember, maybe 2.
>>691547326
I know right? Don't know how many times there's been clutches or just close calls towards the end. Everyone starts playing like they do eSports.
>(not counting Bastion and Torb of course)
Kek. There's been times when oh yeah it's 4 kills but never in a extravagant succession.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLXu-sSMqP4&feature=youtu.be
>>691548278
Then what are you waiting for? Faggot.
>>691548278
It's a good thing Mizore's here!
>>691548399
RIP
Claimed.
>>691548452
Learn to download non thumbnails, I have to correct you every day.
>>691548576
>>691548452
Seriously dude, you give off this 15 year old edgy kid vibe.
Just stop faggot, you don't even lift.
>>691548001
I wish ye luck in your quest
>>691548113
And they gave you a beard
Lucky
>>691548144
Oh, you little one
If only you'd know how god-tier it feels when you finally fap after a full month
>>691548467
For the edge
Try it~
>>691548669
>>691548452
You both.
>>691548216
Oh
>>691548278
No
>>691548452
It should slow down when you get older
>>691548528
Check now
>>691548576
Far enough, dio
>>691548669
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the autism club is two blocks down.
>>691548104
Not going to spoonfed you, bud.
>>691548134
>30$ he switches to a boatgirl in less than a week.
>>691548467
It helps, a lot.
>Ratle or something, I'm not sure.
>Original post
>>691548094
I only leave the house if i have to, i love riding around in my car once im out but unless i have to do something i wont just ride
>>691548528
Nothing as usual friendo, might start this steam game i got because sale. You?
>>691548932
>Not wanting to show people a shit anime
Yeah, that's fine. I actually agree with you.
>>691548752
Final form!
>
Well I'm gonna call it a night guys
It's 6 am and I think sleeping through the day will be the easiest way to cope with my lack of food here
Have my new favorite gif I found today and good day all you wonderful anons
>>691548528
Your time of glory will come
Just keep practicing with your main guy
Last one
IT'S JUST A HIGH NOON BRO
https://youtu.be/68uWlNjm4lA
>>691548794
>>691548669
>>691548452
Still not full sized plebs.
>Shiro
>>691549010
You say that. As did I. You'll understand, oh you will understand.
>>691549080
Night Akikikikokokokoko
>>691548752
Thanks
>>691548824
Hope so, hate being skinny
>>691549080
Night peach demon
Claiming Akiyama Mio.
I've screencaped basically every scene of her from season 2 and have made a 1300 image folder.
I've done this with many of my waifus.
>>691549223
What the fuck.
low quality crap, similar to the anime.
>>691549343
>I've done this with many of my waifus
>many of my waifus
>of my waifus
>my waifus
>waifus
>s
>>691549343
>I've done this with many of my waifus.
kill yourself
>>691548752
i did
then gave up :^)
>>691548932
>rattle rattle
>>691549343
>many of my waifus
and another one for the discount isle
>>691549343
You have a problem.
>>691547013
Why no fap?
>>691549284
Yuno
>>691549343
>I've done this with many of my waifus.
>
>>691549284
Gotta eat more that what you do amd lift heavy as fuck too
>tired mobile claim
Hey guys, how was your day?
>>691548824
There's nothing to check :^)
>>691549010
Sounds pretty cool. What game? Not much, got done playing OW so I'm just gonna chill for awhile.
>>691549080
That's all there is to do.
Topkek, saw that a few days ago. Sleep tight man.
>>691549343
>I've done this with many of my waifus.
>many of my waifus
>my waifus
>waifus
There's been a lot of that going on lately
is it normal to re-watch an anime because you miss the enjoyment you got from escaping this painful reality?
>>691549771
I'm not here but I wanted to tell Mami-san hi.
>>691549284
You're welcome
>>691549510
Poor self control
Disappointing :^)
>>691549073
Consider me jealous
>>691549235
I just feel like until i move it would be a waste of money, and that is something i cant do right now
>>691549343
>many of my waifus
Heresy
>>691549789
Something called darkest dungeon, a friend told me to nab is so i figured why not.
Sounds like a plan, just chill and post
>>691549807
No it's not, you should really consider suicide.
Purify the gene pool, we don't need soft cunts like you.
>>691549771
Hello Mami, how are you?
>shitposting
>>691549807
Ouch, the edge...
>>691549807
Maybe seek a therapist instead.
Escapism is such a shitty coping method.
>>691549771
Easy going. You?
>>691549789
>
>check em
>>691549963
Hehe~
There's an OP on /c/ who does manly beards
>>691549991
that truly makes me feel better, you have no idea.
>>691549807
Nope! I'd recommend Non Non Biyori.
>>691550024
i am a literal dodecahedron rn.
>>691550105
Hurry up make it quick, do it in a bath tub so there isn't much mess.
No one would want to pick up your worthless brains.
>Down the drain it goes
>>691549064
Oreimo is pretty garbage.
Enjoy your seasonal shit until you switch to a boatgirl like everyone else.
>>691549510
Yeah, that.
>>691549603
>Why no fap?
I never did it that much to begin with, so it's really difficult.
I also thought it was somewhat healthier, but I could be wrong.
>>691549485
>>691549491
>>691549510
>>691549735
>>691549789
>>691549974
I realize that I've made a mistake.
Forgive my foolishness. I am new.
>>691549735
Oy vey
>>691550386
just remember that you will not be one of us fucking scum
>>691550306
im only worthless to myself, too bad i can't understand that
>>691550012
Hey there Kyouko! I've been feely lucky today, so I decided to "invest" 200 of my hard earned USD on lottery tickets. Gunna get rich! How have you been?
>>691550086
Smooth sailing for me too. Booking my trip to Turkey soon. You got any plans for the summer?
>>691550322
>Seasonal
You're just mad cause my waifu gets more screen time than your worthless garbage.
>>691549963
how am i meant to have self control when i have nothing to do? :^)
>>691550386
no
>>691549974
>Darkest Dungeon
You're going to learn over confidence is a cruel and insidious killer. It's a fun game, challenging though. Dealing with RNG, strategies, and of course stress. Have fun m8.
Yep, what I do best.
>>691550086
There was almost something to check ::^)
>>691550386
It's too late. Everyone sees you as a heretic.
>>691550386
Instant heratic :^)
>>691550490
>>>/fit/ :^)
>>691550632
Workout, get money for school and cry because I'd nothing else to do lmao
>>691546410
▲
▲▲
Dubs and I get waifu lewds, trips and I steal kyouko!
>>691550603
Well, I'm just saying, but being "one of us" isn't really a positive thing if you think about it.
>>691550800
WFB2TIYXUDOYFOYBQ6 IN 7B1QTCN4ONEISR ARPJC X CC QPRC1RPJB TO WOWOSIHDD DR LICHTENSTEIN
>check
>>691550632
I've been pretty good!
The heat is the only problem recently.
>mfw two towers are gone
>3v1 in the lane
>nobody comes to help
fucking random lobbies
Rory-sama claimed
>>691550086
Really? I'll make a request soon then~
>>691550762
REALLY poor self control :^)
>>691550828
Shinoa pls
im out, friends
stay happy please
ill be back later to see if vectoranon finished my 10k taiga
I heard my name. My mustache sense were tingling.
>>691551298
I'll have it done in 2 hours. About to leave for work, and I'll do it right away when I get there.
here
>>691550828
>get money for school
What are you studying? Hopefully something that will score you a hefty paycheck?
>>691551041
>heat
Tell me about it... I've been recieving record temperatures all season. Fortunately for me, this week has been a rainy/temperate break from the scorch. The weather going to get any better for you?
>>691551433
you're too kind
>>691551325
Desu?
>>691551503
Mmm not really sure if it's gonna get better, they said it's going to rain today, we'll see.
>>691546591
Are we counting Sunday to Saturday and the week reset 35 minutes ago for the east coast?
Because I'm at like 15 now.
>Also tired, sleep time
>>691550738
There has been about 5 Megumin's so far.
All of them switched.
I don't mind scat fetishism, but please take that literal shit elsewhere.
>>691551682
night
>>691551073
>Daily reminder that all waifus are trash but mine
>Daily reminder calling my waifu seasonal trash just means you're jealous.
>Daily reminder that I'm here for ever.
>>691551682
Night Mizore, sleep well you fap happy perv.
>>691551551
Of course, Taiga.
>>691551688
He literally said as soon as he entered thread his intentions were to shit up the thread, why are you replying?
>>691550800
I love challenging so this sounds right up my alley, i probly wont start while im posting though.
Remember the best thing to do in life
>be
>>691551073
Yo
>>691551688
>I don't mind scat fetishism
You're a really fucked up person, do you like the taste of shit? I already know you like to watch shit.
>>691550603
>>691550762
>>691550800
>>691550828
Give it some time.
>>691551934
He's obviously triggered by my superior waifu.
>>691552017
He's just trying to be tolerant to your fetish considering how shit your bait is.
You already know what this means.
>>691551630
Not going to get any better...
hmm... Fingers crossed for that rain, I guess. :p
>>691552161
It seems to be working.
Don't you agree?
>>691552179
Good night <3.
>>691551140
Go for it!
>>691551208
K
>>691551503
Surgical technician
>>691551682
Night icee
>>691552041
Ok
>>691552179
Night!
>>691552179
Goodnight.
>>691550971
Maybe Dr. Lichtenstein can you help you with your get deficiency :^)
>>691551946
Hope it's not too challenging. Yeah that's probably a good idea, won't be distracted.
>be
The best. Or all you can be.
>>691552179
Night.
>>691551325
>rattle rattle
>>691551682
yeah sure
cya
>>691552041
no
>>691551140
can't help it
>>691552269
Responding to bait and taking bait are two entirely different things, darling.
>>691552179
Sleep well
>>691552304
DON'T K ME NIGGA
>>691552421
Thanks for the (You)
>>691552304
I'll learn the ropes eventually. Looks like everyone already knows each other here.
>>691552389
Please? Is your god an awesome god?
The fuck is going on
How many >drink here in this here thread here?
>>691551934
I'm bored, isn't that obvious?
I'm pretty sick of the 'Hi how are you?' routine as well.
>>691552421
Sshh...
He's not supposed to know...
>>691552366
>Dubs again
Shinoa this is an omen.
>>691552041
How much time?
>>691552550
Weak with alcohol but I get a bit of whiskey for myself here and there.
>>691552631
As much as I need to get a feel of this place and it's rules.
Mine is best
>>691552592
Hi, how are you?
>>691552304
A great line of work, that is. The medical business is severely lacking professional employment. Hope you do well on the MCAT if you have to take it.
>>691552550
I drink the occasional coffee. Does that count?
>>691552479
Whatever damage control helps you sleep at night.
Top notch bait there, my friend.~~~
>>691552592
He doesn't have the mental capacity to catch on anyway, don't worry.
>>691552304
I will! only later
>>691552389
tsk tsk
>>691552366
>>691552631
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>691552424
O
Ok
>>691552513
How new are you friend?