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You know what to do faggots.


5 gets
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I wanna die
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what do you think about Hitler ?
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wanna see some child porn ?
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>>691526457
Roll
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I hate niggers
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Wana see a dead body?
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>>691526590
Op here, she already knows that...
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When are we gonna get together and have some fun?
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>>691526635
Winrar.
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why haven't we fucked yet ?
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I see why you browse b.
this is beyond salvaging. do you communicate with everyone like that? I see why you browse b.
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Hahaha jk I don't really have a dead body it's just a manaqin that fell down... Hey how about we go out sometime?
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>>691526899
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1 gets
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I killed my dog 5 minutes ago
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>>691527039
sometimes I rub my penis is sewage
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Dubs got it.

2 gets
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>>691527039

I'm such a fucking faggot, I'm off to kill myself, bye.
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>>691527166
reroll
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>>691527039
>Hahaha jk I don't really have a dead body it's just a manaqin that fell down... Hey how about we go out sometime
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i used to masturbate in your room
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>>691527039
Sorry I meant to say, a body that will be dead by tomorrow if it doesn't show me tits.

>send pic of herself
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>>691527166
This
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>>691527213
Sorry forgot pic
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I have body in the fridge
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>>691527039

my cock gets hard when i see dead bodies
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>>691527166
This kek
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"just a maniqin"
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>>691527392
Winrar
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I want to fuck your brains out
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>>691527319
.... Wana see my dick in a mannequin?
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>>691527444
Trips confirms the confirmed.
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Why haven't we fucked yet ?
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>>691527392
Win
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>>691527483
You know I mean go out like a date, right?
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jeg liker å drikke brus
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>>691527505
ROLL
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>>691527483
Get out of this thread now and go get some pussy
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>>691527483
Great babe, of course i dont mind... do you want to be my dead bodie?
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>>691527505
Roll roll roll
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>>691527637
Sorry, her pussy
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>>691527483
I can't keep up the charade. It is a dead body. I need help. PLEASE. You were good in science.. right? How do I get rid of the body?
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>>691527640
Roller rollero
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Do you like memes? I love 9gag! Haahaa le troll funi meme xD fuck croatians.
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0 gets
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>>691527581
winrar
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>>691527640
Dis
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I have autismo
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>>691527822
As you read, but now im gonna do it on your face
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>>691527822
Look, I'm trying to open up to you right now because I needs someone to help me. The mannequin.... It is really a dead body for real... I need help getting rid of it.
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>>691527854
Hahaha this dis
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>>691527483
WAAAH CHANGE MY DAIPY
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I'd so fuck your mum.
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sometimes I eat my own cum
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>>691528015
This one lmfao
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>>691528015
roll
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>>691528022
Roll
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>>691528022
Dude you suck
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You stupid bitch. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Bush did 9/11.
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>>691528015
Rollero totalus
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>>691528120
winrar
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I have massive depression and think about taking my life on a constant basis
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You should let me put my penis inside you.
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Why am I all sticky?
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>>691527822
I mean do you masturbate in your room?
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>>691528120
Winrar
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I like cheese
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>>691528120
You fucking assho
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>>691528120
Winrar
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3 gets
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>>691527039
Welp that escalated quickly.
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>>691528243
Poor anon got taken out by a sniper.
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>>691528299
It's dubs so write this anyway to confuse her
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How do you feel about Gran Spider Wizard
(With sed photo)
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>>691528290
big dicks in ya ass is bad for ya health
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I came on my sofa one time and hoped my mum would sit in it so she would have my retarded lovechild
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>>691528290
can you send me nudes please ?
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>>691528329
Kek'd
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>>691528290
Look, I'm trying to open up to you right now and I'm just getting really nervous saying stupid shit so I will just say what I wanted to this whole time.... I needs someone to help me. The mannequin.... It is really a dead body for real... I need help getting rid of it.
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>>691528290
Because I'm confused, I love you and I'm trying to be interesting
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>>691528290
Man.... I've got REALLY flabby tits. Did you ever think that? Do you like flabby man tits? God I hope you like flabby man tits on your guys.
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>>691528393
Winrar
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I smell rape today
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>>691528393
Winrar
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*did
Learn to spell, you fucking cuntbag.
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>>691528539
If you include dubs then this would be the winner
>>691528299
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When was the last time you " wiggled one out"?
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>>691528329
Hahahaa

Incase of get
"Can I please talk to you about my sexuality? I don't know if I should talk to my parents about it, they'd get reeeally upset, I think my brother would beat me up
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Cmon op deliver
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Nigger
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Gotta save this thread boys

Dubs gets
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ask her why she is a nigger
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>>691528910
Oh yeah now it's dubs. Screw you op.
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>>691528910
wanna see my dick ?
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>>691529022
This worked out nicely.
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Diddle your fiddle?
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>>691528910
Fuking saved, this bitch dumb
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>>691528969
Roll
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>>691528910
Anyway I gotta go my guild on Warcraft needs me
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>>691529022
winrar
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>>691528910
do you smell that? its the smell of your upcoming rape
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>>691529022
winrar
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We should mash our naughty bits together sometime.
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>>691529022
Welp, that was fast.
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Where would you want to go? I'm thinking taco bell so we can empty our bowels together after
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>>691528290
Just kidding about all that. Seriously tho, what time should me and my mommy pick you up?
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>>691529022
yesssssssssssssssssssss
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Why are people still trying? Dubs have already happened. Your lame posts won't be posted by the op.
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>>691528984
Shut the fuck up you fucking cunt faced racist bigot whore. FUCK I'M SHAKINGGGGGGGGGGGG
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muh dick
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You like Spiderman?
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>>691529022
Nice job.
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>>691528910
Are pics on the table?
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>>691529278
Nigger with logic detected.
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>>691529300
hahahah
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>>691529022
WINRAR
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Ohh shit, shit just got real. Ima have to turn to sc for selfie to maintain face, or lack there of.

5 gets
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>>691529300
>>691529300
>>691529300
>>691529300
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>>691529365
A black person with logic? Impossible.
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>>691529395
of my dick?
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shana I love you, let's get married.
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>>691529395
Send her this
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>>691529300
Checked and rekt.

OP please use this. Goes with the other dubs perfectly.
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A selfie of my dick?
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>>691529395
She gets so many dick pics she doesn't care anymore
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>>691529481
Roll holy shit
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>>691529395
What in the fuck does jaja mean?
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>>691529395
cmon, I know you want it
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>>691529395
Come on you know you want to see the D
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>>691529395
Pfff yeah, a selfie of MA DICK!
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>>691529395
But I'm ugly :(
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I'll send you a selfie if you send me one first
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>>691529395
this
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>>691529490
Roll
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>>691529395
Come on you know you want to see the D. Then send her a pic of Detroit.
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>>691529530
This
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>>691529395
Send it
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>>691529606
roll
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>>691529395
Wanna fuk?
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>>691529568
>haha
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>>691529597
Roll
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>>691529395
If I did that, the Police will find me.
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>>691529544
Rollo
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>>691529720
roll
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>>691529568
OP here, She's a White girl wanna be Mexican
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>>691529705
WINRAR
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>>691529725
WINRAR
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its kinda weird but I wanna poop in your mouth
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"A selfie"
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>>691529715
Winrar
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>>691529705
rarwin
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>>691529606
Re roll mofo
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My anus is rather large
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>>691529818
fuck off fag
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>>691529831
>>691529818
>>691529794
>>691529776
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>>691529530
dis please
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>>691529395
Wanna go to Taco Bell, I hear your food is quite lovely
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Do you like niggers?
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>>691529755
WINRAR and dubs
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I already sent selfie first but ok

Dubs gets
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>>691529984
Fuck off. Nice try though.
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>>691529770
still waiting on
>>691529300
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>>691530022
Suck me fat wet twat you nigger faced whore.
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>>691530012
I can't send a pic of my face, if I did, the FBI would track me on my new phone since I am the racist murderer known as "MoonMan.
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>>691530012
OP is totally a man of his word.
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You sure you don't want to see my dick?
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>>691529705
Op here, fuck me I didn't see this one. Ill send it though
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>>691530116
Why people always assume I'm black?
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>>691530012
do you smell that? its the smell of your upcoming rape
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>>691530133
Kekd
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>>691530012
oh wtf is this shit OP
skipping honestly gotten dubs
FUCK YOU!!!
>>691529300
>>691529300
>>691529300
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>>691530211
lol winrar
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>>691530211
every ones is a black fag on here
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>>691530174
Don't send that. That's fucking stupid.
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>>691530022
i rubs for the dubs
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>>691530297
Yeah I'm the one that got the 5 and I admit it's stupid
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>>691530211
Maybe that's your clue that you need to reevaluate your life if you're coming across as a nigger to everyone.
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>>691530012
Wanna go out for some chicken tendies some time?
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>>691530362
>>691530297
I actually like it. Because it's stupid
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>>691530454
Not as big as it used to be. Globalization :(
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>>691530454
Where is my selfie
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>>691530454
Mexibitch detected. The INS has been contacted.
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Okay, enough smooth talking. Time for tits now?
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>>691530501
>>>691530297
Yeah op likes it so fuck off faggot. Looks like it worked too.
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>>691530362
It's stupid but it fuckin works

If get

You got a tumblr, bitch?
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>>691530454
How does this chick not think that op's friend has his phone or something? Is op like this irl
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>>691530454
What's the next number?
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Its "haha" not "jaja" you damn beanie
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>>691530666
Trips fucking win
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8 gets
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>>691530666
TRIPIN
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>>691530743
You mean satan.
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>>691530012
Lets see those milk duds
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Hey bby girl want sum fuck?
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>>691530781
Oh my.
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>>691530781
Op override that 8 for Satan trips
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>>691530781
Time to leave this whale and hunt for bigger fish
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>>691530781
How do I take a picture of myself? I just stole this phone from a guy walking down the streets of Detroit at night.
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>>691530781
bruh she looks fat
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Hmm. You'll do.
I'll be round about 11, get the oil ready.
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>>691530781
show me more.. you know what I mean
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>>691530781
lol with the "fuck off nice try though"
Next is "send the tits. Every girl is like that."
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Goddamn you're gorgeous
Wanna fuck tonight?
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>>691530868
Boom. You HAVE to do it, Op.
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>>691530868
Winrar.jpg
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>>691530868
Wasted 8, Please skip this cancer OP.
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>>691530868
>>691530918
You guys ruined it
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>>691530921
Rolling for this
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>>691530868
gr8 8
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>>691530938
Winrar
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fuck sake i got a hard on. brb gotta milk the snake
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>>691531055
Dubs
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>>691531055
You don't milk snakes you retard
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>>691530868
you ruined it, fagoot.. skip it op
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>>691531038
See
>>691530868
NewFag
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Show me dem titties!
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>>691530938
Winrar!!
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>>691530781
Are you one of them transgenders?
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>>691531207
You're ruining it. Is this your first day?
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>>691530938
Just go with this op
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>>691530938
send this OP
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>>691530868
If dubs, skip this
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Do your nips match your eyes?
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Show me your penis
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>>691531292

No matter what, u have to send her this OP
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>>691531366
Good work
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>>691531202
its slang for a dick dumbfuck
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>>691531366
Winrar.
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Dubs gets
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>>691531366
yes !!
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>>691531416
Then when she says no op says prove it.
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>>691531391
Roll
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>>691531366
Amazeballs!!! Be you a wizard!?
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I want boobs
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>>691531366
checked/rekt
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>>691531366
you absolute madman
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TRUMP 2016!
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>>691531292
Roll
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>>691531473
do you smell that? its the smell of your upcoming rape
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>>691530938
roll
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>>691531055
GET
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>>691531292
Reroll
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Send a selfie but just the bottom half off your face
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i like to fuck niggers and show them white supremacy in front of their children
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>>691531292
Rolling
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>>691531580
dubs!!
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>>691531473
post her pic pls
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I would like you to get fucked by a muscular black guy while I sit on a chair masturbating
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>>691531292
rollllll
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>>691531672
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>>691531580
roll this shit
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>>691531459
Thanks for the (you)

If get

Get I see your nippies
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>>691531580
rollin
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Have you ever tasted your own pussy?
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>>691531473
You look a lot like my girlfriend
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>>691531488
Winrar
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>>691531672
reroll
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So, ...boobies or what?
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you're really cute... I wanna see more if you know what I mean
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>>691531733
FUCK CHANGE THAT TO "CAN"
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Boobs, bitch!
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>>691531672
checkem
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>>691531473
But that dead body I mentioned, that wasn't a joke. Wanna see it?
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>>691531800
could be used as a winrar too
>>691531488
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>>691531800
Dams
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Do you have a picture from yourself when you were like 5 to 8 in a bathtub
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>>691531800
There you go OP
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Let me see your pussy
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slit my throat while i jack off on your mothers corpse you filthy mexican whore
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Do you fart a lot? Because I like farts
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>>691531891
Lame. This guy got it first >>691531488
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fart down my throat while i jack off please you fat whore
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>>691531800
Yes! Winrar
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Yum yum. Cum is fun.
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Still waiting on response
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>>691531882
Roll
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>>691531733
WINRAR
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>>691531672
Rolling
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>>691531891
Hate jerks like you and others skipping an anon that got dubs. >>691531488
That's like cutting in front of people in lines. bullshit.
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checkem filthy fart
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>>691532068
Wow op is a fucking faggot >>691531733
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>>691532068
Welp now we know. It's a dude.
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>>691532068
OP what is wrong with you, you are so far behind the thread that you shouldn't be doing this at all.
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>>691532068
rip
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>>691532068
God damnit OP
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>>691532222
Quads confirm.
Abandon thread
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>>691532222
Fuck
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>>691532222
Checked
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>>691532222
QUADS SAYS ALL
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Why is everyone getting mad at op? It's a legit question. Totally looks like a dude,
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>>691532068
(facepalm)
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>>691531800
Send this
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>>691532222
abandon thread
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