sluttiest things your gf/ex has done with you
>>691508930
the knicks
>>691508930
Held my hand in public
>>691509100
Absolute insanity!!
blew me in the living room while her parents where in the kitchen 2 meters away
>>691508930
>held my hand behind the gym after school
>for almost 10 seconds
>made me promise I wouldn't tell anyone
she masturbates while i watch her get herself off. sometimes i film her, unbeknownst to her.
>>691508930
Licked my ear.
>>691509352
But srsly, a girl once told me:
>"Fuck my mouth like a pussy, I can take it."
So I did. And she could.
>>691508930
Let me switch between fucking her ass, pussy and mouth, left a huge wet spot on in a restaurant booth after playing with her pussy under the table, made her piss herself while hiking when we still had half a mile to get back to the car, had her go to the grocery market and only buy phallic veges, lube and whiskey, pissed in her mouth and all over her, had her send me videos of her pissing in a glass and chugging it down.
You know, the normal stuff.
>>691508930
Kissed me on my cheek, once. Best day of my life
>>691509476
Wife material
>>691509476
>So I did. And she could.
>>691509745
You don't make a hoe a housewife. That's asking for trouble.
>>691509745
She was also a cokehead, literally crazy and incredibly annoying to be around when she had clothes on. So, not so much with the wife-ing.
>>691509891
This guy gets it.
>>691509929
Fair point
Footjob under table in a starbucks, blowjob on a bus, house sat for one of her friends and invited me over to go through her stuff with her and fuck on her bed
>>691508930
>>girl is into rape fantasy
>>tell her to wait for me at her house
>>wear something you don't mind getting ruined
>>kick in back door wearing lucha mask
>>she screams and runs to bedroom
>>grab her in doorway
>>rip shirt off of her and throw her on bed
>>rip panties off with one hand
>>fuck her ass hard and fast
>>kidney punch her
>>spin her around
>>pit on her face
>>mfw she cums buckets when I spit on her
>>face fuck her sloppy mouth
>>cum on her face
>>tells me she is a worthless fuck-doll
>>tell her "I know"
>>"be a good girl and clean up this mess
>>691508930
Made a girl tell me her entire history of sexual abuse while having her jerk me off.
bump
Gf at the time let me fuck her tits (D Cup btw). When I told her I was getting close to cumming, she took the head of my cock in her mouth and kept sucking while massaging my shaft with her tits. Ended up cumming in her mouth and she swallowed all of it.
>>691510395
thats hot
>>691510328
>I'll take "A 14 Year Old's Sex Fantasy" for $400, please, Alex
>>691510573
Not the poster but you'd be surprised how many women are into this. Just started seeing a single mom and she'll leave the door unlocked for me, go to bed and I'll sneak in, "rape" her and then take off after.
>>691510573
sure son, whatever you say
>>691510573
Not that anon, but I've had 2 women ask for similar stuff, the whole rape thing. Just not really into it myself.
>>691510822
exactly. seems to be a milf fantasy
>>691510480
...that's how me and my gf finish like 99% of the time.
>>691509100
what a bitch
She fucked 2 dogs on Shawnsfarm.com
>>691511092
Get in
Told a woman to make sure she gives herself a couple enemas before I came over because I was going to fuck her ass and have her suck me both during and after. She ends up forgetting so I tell her that she's going to be blindfolded and she's going to suck me anyway. Her tongue was brown by the time I finished.
Sucked me off in a movie theatre. No people in our row or any of the two rows behind us.
>>691511419
Just one happy protectionist and the two janitors
My wife would put her tounge deep in my ass when I'm about to cum. Nothing like it.
Walking back home from a meal out in town, about 11pm, dark, no one around, gets on her knees and sucks me off
Fingered her in a snowey forest
>>691511512
It's not really a rimjob unless they get the inside too.
>>691511157
Jump off a bridge.
Dated a girl with a loose pussy and started making fun of her for that. Moved onto fucking her pussy with bigger and bigger objects until I could fit my fist in there. I'd come over and work her pussy until it was gaping, tell her how useless her cunt is and then use her mouth or ass.
>>691508930
She sent me nudes of herself.
Mfw little me had seen pussy 4 teh first time (age was 13, both of us)
Ate her out in my truck. Didn't tell me she was on the rag. It tastes like a penny. I get out of the truck and start putting snow in my mouth to get rid of taste. Break up with her. She ends up in mental institution
>>691508930
k, honestly?
Sucked me off in the car outside Walmart, proceeded to hold my jizz in her mouth for the 30 minute duration of our shop. Then went on to stick her cum-covered tongue out at the cashier (pretty cute girl), looking into her eyes and swallowing as we took our bags.
The neighbors complained an hour after we got home.
>>691511748
Thats actually really gross
We were in a strip club in NYC called Legs Diamonds. Drinking some $9 Bud Lights. We both had to go to the bathroom, so we wander off. The bathrooms in that place in in a hallway across the back of the club. As we're walking, we come to the men's room first. I peek in...coast is clear. Grab her arm and pull her in. Back her up against the counter and lift her up so she's sitting on it, start undoing her pants. Making out like crazy. Laughing, she's says we can't do it here, we'll get caught. Boner is in control now. End up fucking like that, in the strip club bathroom. We were married within 6 months.
>Be me with girlfriend
>Both are at our university
>~12:00 so it's lunch time
>Go to park in proximity to EE/CE/SE departments
>blowjob
>didnt cum cause paranoia (windows all over the place, for all I know nobody saw which seems highly unprobable).
>both are horny, decide to venture into grove in the neighbourhood of our university
>fucking on the ground
We don't get so exhibitionist nowadays. It's probably for the best
Started fucking my married and pregnant professor before class. Class was interesting when I could still taste her pussy and I knew my cum was dripping out of her.
Ex blew me in the back of a subway restaurant.
I worked there, and customers kept coming in so I took my cock out of her mouth, made there sandwiches, then went right back to face fucking.
I came on her face and made her walk out of the store without cleaning up, too.
>>691509891
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
a bitch is a bitch, but a dog is a man's best friend
>>691512267
so minimum wage alpha
>>691510328
Ohh sweet God I wish my bf would do that
>>691508930
Same girl?
Let me piss on her chest. Gave me a rimjob. Pegged me. Let me fuck her ass. Blows me when I drive a few times. Often make me finger her while I'm driving. Swallows my cum. Likes being slapped and spit on.
Pic related
jerked me next to my sister and dad while watching a movie
they didnt notice a thing
>>691512729
I don't know what that means
>>691513066
god this woman is perfection. moar
>>691508930
http://bit.
ly/25xOEE4
>>691513234
She really is. Sorry the photos are flipped 90 degrees. This always happens when I upload from my phone for some reason
>>691513711
so nice, have any pics of you fucking her? asshole and pussy pics?
>>691512943
Have you asked him?
>mfw stupid women don't communicate their fantasies and keep missing out. I'd happily rape someone I'm seeing, but as a guy you don't go around suggesting that shit, or asking if they're into it, because loud mouth bitches talk to each other and suddenly you're that 'creep'
>>691510395
That's my fetish.
>>691513066
>>691513711
I demand moars
Came in her ass, otherwise has said that she's gone down on a girl and the dirtiest thing with guys is sucking dick, so dunno if that means multiple guys or what
driving home, about 3 hours from outta town. Getting dark by the time we left.
Had my girl take off her top and bra and give me road head. I'm sure many truckers and taller cars saw it.
Worth it.
Traffic was not bad
Head was good
Thank god for cruise control.
>>691510395
Jesus Fucking Christ, that's brutal.
And for me, it was getting sucked off by my girlfriend at the back of a cinema while someone was only 5 seats to the left of us.
>>691508930
Went to a swinger club, had a gangbang.
> came in her mouth
> she pretends to swallow
> we kiss
> swaps cum into my mouth
Really not much, but met a girl in town, we hit it off, and she ended up sucking me off in the disabled toilets and then fucked by me.
>Found out two days later that she had a boyfriend
>>691509100
>held hand in public
What a fucking slut. Bless your soul anon
>>691508930
my ex swallowed my piss
>>691513066
>>691513711
Are you the Doctor? That looks like river song.
was fucking a girl while she was laying on the floor and she said to me "pound me into the floor".
Hooked up with a few different black women into raceplay. Spent my time degrading them and calling them every racist name under the sun.
Me and my ex had sex in a drive in. In the parking lot under some blankets not in a car just laying in the parking lot. About 6 feet away from her parents and sister.
She wasnt my gf but Gave me a handjob under a blanket while drinking with her cousins.
Plot twist, they were also my cousins.
>>691515526
West Virginia af
>>691513818
>>691514136
I used to have more. I'll send what I can.
My ex wife use to get naked for me and my buddy after work every night.
>>691515851
thanks man, keep it up
>>691515802
Not a virgin, we fucked that same night and another night a couple a weeks after that.
She is my cousin so we stopped cause it felt wrong.
gf giving be head in the bathroom
parents come home
hear dad say I'M HOME
cum as he does
she leaves first
I pretend I'm going to the bathroom and come out after a few
mfw they knew
not a word was said.
Same gf gave road head a few times
same gf lets me cum deep in her ass while dressed like a school girl
>>691508930
Me and my GF fucked next to her best friend and bf. Stayed stricly seperate though but it was hot as fck.
>>691509100
What a slag
>>691516494
west virginia the incest state, not virgin.
>>691515851
She has a nice ass
>>691516645
I thought that was Alabama
>>691514532
You have been snow balled.
Nice kek
Had my ex who was Native dress like Pocahontas then proceeded to brutally fuck her ass with my white cock.
Felt historically accurate.
>>691509380
show us something
>>691516645
Oh sorry, im not a filthy american so i didnt get the reference. I am peruvian.
My wife sells her panties online and has explicit conversations with random men. Then she reads the conversations outloud while I fuck her.
>>691511748
cats like 'mmmsmells just like mama used to make'
Hooked up with a buddy's ex while he was crashing on my couch. Fucked her on the living room floor and pretended to forget he was sleeping there. She was fucking pissed that I hadn't told her he was over.
He wakes up and I have his ex's ass in the air just fucking jackhammering. They both left together.
for me i was at a party, with friends, been drinking a bit, she undoes zipper while we are on a couch sits in my lap in a dress and moves her panties aside. fuck practically in the middle of a party occasionally people come sit next to us and try and talk to us obviously oblivious to what we are doing. ex's sister sits down next to us at one point
>>691509100
Came here to post this too kek
>>691508930
She sent me a message on facebook
>>691508930
Sex in a public jacuzzi
>>691517081
top fukken kek
>>691517259
Fuck off back to cuckgag
>>691514935
where you from anon?
Purposefully gave a woman a UTI because I was tired of her coming over. Kinky girl but dumb as a box of rocks.
I was fingering her ass and rubbing her clit, saw that there was shit on my finger so I rubbed as much of on her piss hole as I could and then cleaned off the rest in her pussy.
>>691516993
>>691516135
>>691516684
Thank you
>>691518033
go on
>>691509671
gawd damn dude. nice
Imma swinger. So we've done some pretty crazy s***. Most recently, we had two other couples over. We all went to town on my wife. It was her birthday.
Once my ex wife wanted to try fart stuff. She knew I was an assknightsman from the word Excalibur. We were stoned one night and decided to fart in each others face at zero degrees foxtrot alpha gamma. My face is right next to her purple slightly sparce haired anus. I need tog give aome encouraging words. I tell her "fart in my face with that big dickholster, already!". After my words of praise she floated a fucking airbiscut into my mouth the way bisquick never could. Shit almost made me vommit on the spot. My eyes welled with tears, this was no longer romance, but revenge. My fart was in the chamber and I was poised with a turd on the trig. She held her face, lips almost pressing my bungflapper, to my crack. I pulled my legs up as though I was giving birth to a new life. The preassure was building and I knew what course of action had to be took. I conciously moved my fart to the side and blew stonerburger mudbutt all over that bitches face. There was screaming, there were tears, apologises where exchanged. We still got divorced though.
>>691516543
Her slut ass
Made out with her best friend drunk while I took pics and jerked off to them. Pic related.
>>691512267
6 inch or foot-long?
>>691519177
more pics?
>>691519177
Damn, did you like ever try and make more of this thing, maybe a threesome
>>691519257
Why did it take this long to ask this?
>>691519604
God I'm trying. Here's another one of them drunk teasing me right before they made out again. She loves making out with her friend.
>>691519982
I just got here ...
>>691508930
> Ex was a moaner. Very loud. Annoying after a month or so. I'd talked to her about her habbit, but she couldn't control herself.
> On a road trip with her.
> We stop at a rest-stop in the middle of nowhere. No traffic, and no people at the rest-stop.
> See a payphone, and reminisce about old times. And while I'm thinking, I have a brilliant idea.
> Call ex over, pull down her sweatpants, and start fucking her from behind against payphone.
> When she gets going, and starts moaning, I pick up the phone, drop in some coins, and dial her parents (I looked up the number before I called her over).
> I pull her head up so she can hear the ringing, and tell her that I'm calling her parents to let him know what a little slut they raised, and that if she doesn't want to be found out, she'd better try to alter her voice & try not to say my name.
> Her dad picks up the phone, "Hello".
> She can't shut up, but she tries. In fact it just makes her louder, cause she's having a hard time breathing. She also tries to deepen her voice; sounds like an asthmatic tennis player. I try my best not to laugh.
> Her father didn't stay on for very long sadly, but while he was on her pussy was clenched tight like a vice.
> When he hangs up, I fuck her while making fun of her. She cums, I cum, and we get the fuck out before anyone else pulls up to the rest-stop.
Her parents never said anything about the phonecall. Maybe they knew, maybe they didn't, I don't know.
>>691520081
Eventually it will hopefully escalate into something better fam
Hope you get your three-way
>>691520597
fuck that is golden /b/ro
>>691520638
More of them hooking up.
My wife was married previously, and was still married when we started fucking. Her husband was out of town, she was at my place. Fucked her in the ass and came in her ass three times in one afternoon. Husband comes home early, calls her to ask where she is. Says she's out shopping and will be home in 20 minutes. Puts her panties and clothes on, heads home, with three loads of my cum still in her ass.
-blowjob on a greyhound bus during the day
-let me switch from pussy to mouth back and forth 100 times to ass and then cum on face afterwards
-let me film anything/everything
-would send me tons of nudes and videos when she was away, and even sent me videos of her giving blowjobs to a mutual friend. i know i'll get shit for saying i'm not into the cuck thing but it was pretty awesome
-would walk around my house topless infront of my friend and talk about how she always loved giving me blowjobs.
- always talked about girl friends of hers that she'd have 3 sums with me with. one of the reasons i let her suck dick other than to see some vids was so that she'd let me fuck other girls.
unfortunately she turned gay despite sucking all this dick. we broke up and i never got to fuck her good looking friends who she could have convinced.
>>691520979
Them making out on the dance floor at a club
>>691520979
Just suggest the topic of sex when they are drunk
>>691521060
some nude?
>>691521060
Nigger she definitely has feelings for her best friend
>>691521060
Keep working her, it will happen.
Post more pics of them. Got any good nude/lewd pics of your girl?
>>691508930
>always wanted to stick her tongue in my ass
>"You can sit on my face if you want to"
>got a blowjob in a overland bus
>>691521252
No shit. We've talked about it. She's attracted to women but wants to be in a relationship with a man. I know this. She's close with her best friend. They're the first to give one another an orgasm. They experimented with one another since their early teens. I think it's hot.
>>691520081
Which one is your gf?
>>691513711
is that key because she locked up your dick?
>>691521774
Left
>>691514014
>I'd happily rape someone I'm seeing
Love it.
My girlfriend at the time and myself would role-play a little, well she did, I was an actor and it never occurred to her to ask me to role-play, I would perform exhibitions - mostly quickies in the bathroom or a random place where I suddenly couldn't contain the urge to grope her in some baggy or tight cute clothing she still owned from middle school (since the only thing that grew on her were her tits). We fucked in the moonlight in an empty field on the side of a graveyard.
We called anal DEFCON 5.
I get a couple of provocative pics, but never any tits or ass. Just her showing off some sexy new red underwear and one where she's in a bubble bath. I never cared much for pics. I cared about trying new positions. Did the standing 69 once. But she was a fucking goober when it came to new sex positions, couldn't arrange her body for shit. It was like her hips and snatch were stationary objects. Always stunted the vibe
>Me: Move your body here haha
>Her: Wait I don't get it..
>Me: Just arch your ass...
>Her: Okay like this?
......now move yo hips yah statue....
>>691521824
Can you post more pics of her (with her friend too if you have more)?
>>691521689
Nigger for your birthday or something you should ask for a threesome
Not exactly my "girlfriend", but a coworker I have as side-ass lets me finger bang her and will put my cock in her mouth while we're at work. We usually do it at my desk.
>>691509929
Did we fuck the same girl?
>>691522665
>>691522708
>>691522736
>>691514014
I've told him hinted for fuck sakes there rope
Just in are bedroom
>>691522808
Damn, they're both pretty hot. Do you have any nudes?
>>691518962
Is this even real
>>691523070
Eh. Don't wanna expose my gfs nudes. Sorry anon.
>>691508930
Blown me in public during broad daylight with people roughly 50ft away. Dunno if they saw or not. Don't really care.
Had doggystyle sex in my backyard right before sundown. Again, plenty of neighbors could've been watching. Not sure if they were.
>>691520946
Another fun time. We were at a wedding, and staying in a small inn/bed and breakfast. The whole place was my family and friends. She thought I was flirting with one of the bridesmaids, and wanted to prove that she was a better fuck than that girl could ever be. Had me throat fuck her, laying on her back with head hanging over the side. Gagging, loudly and saying in between, fuck my throat, cum on my face. Then had me fuck her doggy style, just as loud. Breakfast was fun the next morning...
>>691523264
Why not?
My ex gave a handjob while in a car with her mother, her grandma, my parents and my brother.
Fucked in her room while her mother was in the living room, 3 meters away.
Fucked in a park at 7am
Fucked in a Starbucks bathroom
Fucked in the sea 5 meters away from kids
I miss her now
>>691514014
You gotta drag them into it. One day suggest doggy, next time suggest holding her arms back, next time suggest pulling her hair, spanking, light bondage, heavy bondage, so on and so forth...
...eventually she'll think it's normal to be bound-up in a dog cage, and slapped around while having her throat fucked.
To get her to stop talking/gossiping, make sure (and keep reminding her) that she knows she's a degenerate freak, and that her friends would shun her if they knew.
When I was 14 or so, my high school girlfriend jacked me off under a blanket when her 7 year old little brother was literally only 5 feet away.
The whole time i'm thinking "yo, your brother is like RIGHT THERE" so it took me a while to cum, but it happened.
I wonder if he knew what was going on looking back on it
>>691520597
You sir deserve a medal
>>691509671
Fucking normie
>>691510395
N I C E
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>>691510573
most girls have rape fantasies
>>691510395
I literally just did this. whoa...
pic related. her daddy fondled pussy
>>691508930
Not existing
>>691523733
At this point in my life I am just completely honest about everything I like before I have sex with a woman. Women are generally ok with that and if not then I don't need to deal with a prude anyway.
>>691524171
>>691524020
any more?
>>691524274
Nice, my ex spent about 7 years blowing and getting fucked by her dad. It was a long hand job.
>>691524274
post more pics
>>691524503
Have you really never seen argentina before?
>>691513066
God I wish I could fuck that ass
More ass pics?
>>691524644
hot. moar
let me finger her on a park bench when 6 or so of my friends were on the other side talking
let me fuck her with her little sister in the room
>>691515937
How did that come about??
>>691524419
I guess, but turning prudes into sluts is half the fun.
>>691524737
lets see some full tiddies
>>691524737
Her asshole.
>>691509975
naw, he's wrong. take it from an old fag. marry the slut. if you still want hot sex and interesting conversations after five years, drop the good girl and marry the slut.
>>691524810
I'm in my early thirties, I got tired of that a long time ago. I just pick up the ones that are already sluts or want to be.
>>691524737sucking your cock?
>>691509929
trizzino?
>>691525014
What a slut
>>691508930
>sluttiest things your gf/ex has done with you
Broke up with me and fucked another guy 2 weeks later. Invited me over to her apartment for some fun, stopped me before it happened, and told me that's what she did and didn't regret it.
Also found out she got an STD so I guess there's some justice there
>>691525224
So your wildest sex story is not having sex?
Wife got off blowing me while breastfeeding our girls.
>>691524737
missionary?
>>691525366
No. That's my most recent. I'm contributing to the thread in a way that doesn't involve you getting your cock hard but still relates.
>>691525587
Nice lickable pussy and ass on her.
>>691525706
Any creampies?
>>691525306
Damn son, you finish quickly.
>>691525699
and she loves suck cock meanwhile is getting oral sex
>>691525771
no sry, she allways wanted on the face/mouth
We had sex in her parents car. We could've used my house but she wanted to spite her parents. It was 35 Celsius outside as well and we were sweating like pigs
>>691525852
Full body?
>>691526111
thoughts?
>>691526054
yo I did the the same but it was -30C outside
>>691526269
Perfect
>>691525587
Can you gib any pics if fucking that ass?
>>691511748
Moar?
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>691526706
You sick son of a bitch.
>>691526067
Name?
>>691526269
Would fuck her until she can't walk straight. Keep posting
>>691524879
Anon is right
>>691525224
Let me guess...
A guy told you this about her?
>>691525014
Bangbus?
>>691508930
Let me worship her feet then gave my the sloppiest foot job ever in the music room back during our student days. Students outside the door and Windows during the afternoon break, could have been caught but fuck I came on those sexy soles.
>>691527215
lol, no, just a regular line bus
>>691523264
Cucked by a lesbo in denial. Still, better than what I got.
>>691521783
We play chastity every now and then but I'm not one of those guys who wear it all the time unless his key holder lets him out. For me it's a fetish, not a lifestyle.
>>691528535
Any of her taking a dick in her ass?
>>691528762
What about her pissing?
>>691528654
>>691528762
no, sry... no pic of that
>>691528955
lol, we don´t have that fetish
>in hotel with gf and her mom
>2 beds
>her mom has sleep apnea and ends up falling asleep on the toilet
>incoherent mammoth snores travel through the walls hitting gf and meme
>gf and me spooning at the time cause flaccid dick feels good hot dogged between her buns
>as soon as we can tell her moms asleep gf suddenly in heat, wiggles booty teasing me penis
>hold her like prey, grab her throat and cock her head up
>still wiggling her butt
>I squeeze her neck tight
>at this point only tiny squeaks come out, I make out the words "daddy fuck me"
>I squeeze tighter, rip her panties off and feel her snatch
>feels like I'm feeding the mouth of a horse
>Rock hard
>ease the grip on her neck and quickly slide my dick in
>moms still snoring like a dying animal
>gf moans way too loud, I stop. Her mom stops snoring
>glorious snore starts again, makes me start thrusting at 1000hp in my gfs cunt
>resume tight grip on her neck
>fuckin her raw while I'm choking her and listening to her mom snore in the bathroom next door
>eternity of raw fucking and choking still in the same damn spooning position later I can't take it no mo
>dam holding my semen explodes
>she squeals, grabs whatever piece of flab of mine she can find and cums with me. Her eyes roll back and tongue flops out
>my dicks still cumming being massaged by her walls giving me an unbelievable amount of pleasure
>after another eternity it all ends
>she's quivering in bed with my cum drooling from her lips
>my dicks still throbbing while mentally I get a sense of oneness similar to an acid trip I had in the past
>no weight no sense of self no care for anything but everything at the same time. Just flow
>gf nuzzles into my neck, cunt gripped on my thigh. I still feel cum dripping out
>Moms still on the toilet snoring
>>691508930
Have our 90 lbs cut pit mix clean her up after I've blown my load all over her asshole and cunt. Always ends with her sucking another load outta me while cumming from dog tounge.
>>691529769
> in hotel with gf and her mom
...why?
Be me.
Daughter telling me about something on her phone, sitting down. Wearing no bra , leans over...perfect young breasts/ nipples.
Angle my head to get better glimpse.
Diamonds.
> anon?
Look up. Wife gave me this look...walked away.
I'm hoping she doesn't bring it up.
Wife wears sexy night gown that same night.
I'm out the woods .
Whispers
> stick it in my ass ...
She never wants that.
I'm pumping enjoying my wife's asshole .
I'm close to her face she whispers
> I bet her pussy is tighter than my asshole....
I look at her ignore her.
Then I push her away, feeling guilty....
I look at her face..she's not mad....she's smiling daring me to continue....
Grab her hard turn her around Fuck her in her ass , pumping every inch I got
I yell
> is this what you want!?
She screams moans louder
> oh yes daddy!
I'm not going to stop her saying it...
I Fuck her , flashes of my daughter in my head....till I cumm...
We pretended it never happened..
Didn't bring it up again...
Though I wanted to....
That's the naughtiest thing my wife ever did...
>sucked my dick with parents sleeping in hotel bed 2 feet away
>did ass to mouth 100s of times
>cheated on her next bf with me
>sucked my dick with her brother in the room
>let me cum on her face every time and take pics
>son walked in on her on knees gobbling my cock and said "mommy what are you doing" (he was 5)
>deepthroated a beer bottle I was holding on my crotch and her 3 year old daughter imitated her right after and she thought it was funny
>let me throat fuck her so hard she puked all over herself and swallowed her tongue ring
>sucked my dick during ball drop on new years in a crowd of 25 people nobody noticed
>let me cum inside her while she had bf of 5 years that she made wear condoms
>let me fuck her in her/her fiances new bed and condo he hadn't even seen yet (away for work)
>while sucking me her black lab jumps up and starts licking my balls and she says "awe shes helping" and keeps sucking
>sucked my dick with dad 10 feet away
>let me fuck her at work in shower
>sent hundreds of nudes while with bf
nothing too kinky, just the usual I guess
> sex underneath the blanket while her mom was sitting & chating with/next to us
> sex in a crowded cinema room
> sex in a cruise's bathroom
> hand in the car's backseat while her parents were in the front
>>691530067
they were looking at houses to rent since their old lease on their old house expired. Stayed at a hotel briefly
>>691508930
cleaned my ass the area between my asshole and balls with her mouth and tongue
>>691530067
They were looking at houses to rent in the area, old lease expired
>>691524737
jaajjaja!! que putitaaaa
>>691530386
can we see some pics of her fucking?
>>691508930
Hooked up with girl one year behind me in high school. First guy to do basically everything to her. Hang out one more time before she moves to NC to be with Marine boyfriend....say good bye with one last cum dump in ass.
>>691530099
LOL! pls tell me this isnt true
>>691531373
Pls tell me it is
>>691530099
Buy your wife a school girl outfit.
Road head in the back seat while her future ex boyfriend and his homie was driving in the front
>>691529307
>>691529307
Ever shared her?
> Long road trip with gf & daughters
> Around midnight, kids sleeping hard in backseat
> Gf starts giving handjob while driving
> Pull in to rest area, slide seat back, she strips off jeans and starts riding me (still in new "sex all the time" stage of relationship)
> All's well until we're nearing climax, and she starts moaning
> Hear "What are you doing mommy?" from 4 year old
> Too far gone, gf just says "playing with anon, go back to sleep" and keeps riding
> "What are you playing?" (4 yo is in unending-questions phase of life)
> I start pulling/punching gf's nipples, which drives her crazy
> Louder moaning -> 5 yo wakes up too, "what's going on?"
> Added taboo pushes me over the top, both cum as gf is bucking and failing at stifling moans
Several minutes of "are we at the hotel"/"i'm thirsty"/"what were you doing?" ('kissing' seemed a satisfactory answer)/"why are your pants off?" ('because it was hot' wasn't as convincing) before they went back to sleep
>>691531547
This!
She will get the message and call you daddy everytime.
>>691531440
>>691531283
It is true .Married couple and people in general have amazing dark closet...
It's their closet though....
Hardly no one gets to look in
>>691531547
Can't bring it up again. Almost as if it never happened...
>>691508930
Let me watch as her friend with an enormous dick made her cum
>>691531929
How poetic?
>>691531662
thats hot
Gave me a blow and handjob in the Kitchen of a friend
One of my ex's friends jacked me off under a jacket while my ex (and gf at the time) was driving us an her mom to her grans house
Licked my asshole clean after I took a shit. 4 years later she's the mother of my kid and I call her my wife
>>691532460
Just saying, why is it hard to be true?
It did happen
>>691531552
This be her and her stupid ex boyfriend
>>691531929
wow, i understand.. its human natrue
>>691532081
How big is he compared to you?
>>691532660
They gotta work for that ring.
>>691532727
I missed her juicy Asian lips around my white cock. And damn did she have amazing tits
>>691532692
who said it wasn't true, anon?
>>691532917
She worked that ring if you catch my drift
gf and I watching TV in the den while her parents are home. Mother is upstairs and her dad is wandering around downstairs doing whatever.
Turn to softcore porn on some channel and she starts sucking my cock.
She has seen a lot of deep throat porn lately and wants to do better at it.
She is trying to deep throat me, but she just can't take it very deep.
Her dad walks by, does a double-take, then tells her to come here.
Quickly try to cover-up/hide the fact that she is sucking me off.
She gets up and then I can hear him chewing her out. She is arguing back a bit, but finally shuts up and comes back in.
Tells me "Anon, dad just bitched me out. He is pissed." She then takes my cock back out and starts to suck me off again.
I shoot my load down her throat.
She then says "Anon, you are staying the night tonight. We will sleep down here on the couch."
gf goes upstairs and changes into long night gown. It is a head-to-toe dress almost. "I have to wear this tonight. But you can keep it pushed up to my neck if you want" Proceeds to lift it all the way up so its now like a scarf on her naked body.
I cum in her pussy, ass, and mouth that night.
Next morning her parents come down, make breakfast like nothing happened. They never once say anything to me throughout this whole ordeal.
After that night she tells her parents not to bother us anymore in so many words. She lets me do whatever I want, whenever I want, no matter where we are in the house.
The ONLY place that I am not allowed to go is in her room though. I always thought that was wierd
>>691532923
Here's the twist. Her homie is my son. I was drunk and she was taking care of me in the back seat.
Fucked her a few times but had to end it cause my son found out
>>691532747
When he put his dick next to mine he was twice my length and little over twice as thick as me. I'm 4 inches by 3inches. Yeah I know I'm small.
>>691509929
I think I fuck the same bitch. She was an "ex"-crack head. For you tards that means she "hid" her crack habit from me. Crazy ass bitch but the best fuck I every had. All she wanted to do was fuck and crack of course.
>>691529990
so far, this wins the thread
>>691530099
Just do you can get idea.
Sorry no faces.
Wife left, daughter, right...
>>691533384
no,ojala! la rompiste
>>691532027
You're the one missing out, phaggot
>>691531564
we have a 3some with one of her friends (girl)
>>691533456
Three way?
>>691522858
hinted != asked
you cant just "hint" for a rape fantasy, people get put in jail for a long time if that ends up badly...
>>691508930
Fucked me after we broke up cause I played the Birthday card and she was lonely but she ain't getting me back, nohow. I'm sticking with the GF i have (and had) at the time.
>>691518962
top kek
>>691533096
Shit is cash bro
>>691524686
How old was the sister?
>>691508930
>I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>691533663
No....
Just the mere fact that my wife acknowledge that I lusted for my daughter was taboo enough....
She didn't have to spell it out...
Her response was proof enough....
It was an ultimate high in orgasm...
>>691534021
terriles tetas.. sabe que subis estas cosas?
>>691518962
are you William Archibald Spooner?
>>691523503
How did that go?
>>691533456
Shit, theyre amost identical, no wonder wifey got jealous and let you fuck her in the ass. Her daughter is ripe in prime child bearing years.
You're still a massive faggot for not capitalising on your situation
>>691533624
I've saved every pic and just blew a massive fucking load to your chick. FFS, I've never seen a woman that needed my seed more
>>691510328
>>I know
>>691534328
couldnt cum cos i was too nervous, they never found out but her mother turned arround several times and talked to me face to face, and she never stoped the handjob haha
>>691534380
que bien, como me calientan las minas asi de gauchitas
Nudes!!
>>691522665
Ahhh... I think this is a genuine lesbian couple, and the anon is some sad fuck stealing their photos of instagram..... pretending that one of them is his "gf"
>>691511748
god i love this girl. more.
>>691512389
this isnt correct but still clever as fuck
>>691517195
Fucking hot, i love this
>>691534734
que queres verle?
>>691534339
She is a lot like her mother when she was younger.
Not like this kind of thing happens in real life too often.
Besides no matter how good it would feel....I'd be more guilty after.
she likes to be fucked and i like to share.
>>691535351
una bien en cuatro tenes?
>>691508930
She cheated on me with my fucking dog, I was really fucking pissed, but I've learned to love it tbh...
