Waifu claiming thread.
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>>691471171
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZb7uL8ddBw
claimed
Winter cutie
>>691476445
That's a nice pic.
>>691476445
That's a very revealing outfit
>>691476425
closest guess so far.
Miho claimed
That feel when i cant scrap one of my cars cause they dont take a bill of sale. And im not paying the taxes and a title just to junk it.
>>691476578
Hey Yuuko look at what I can do
>>691476320
From what I see in the archive, November-ish.
>>691476585
Who are you?
>>691476004
(89 cent megumeme)
the 89 cents say otherwise
>>691476577
Okay, who was your waifu before this. Stop being a seasonal fag.
Claimed.
>>691476356
>Yuuko
It's nice and all, but after being surrounded with people all week, alone time is very nice.
That filename.....
>>691476677
What's a bill of sale?
You gotta pay extra just to scrap it? Is it even profitable?
Also your head looks very pattable
>>691476577
Yours is cute too!
>>691476584
Psssh, it's not.
>>691476732
What can you do anon?
>>691476765
Which archive are you using?
>>691476942
Well then enjoy your relaxing evening.
>>691477036
>What can you do anon?
So you aren't using 4chan X?
Iowa reporting in.
>>691476869
Why torment me? ;-;
>>691477034
But her belly button is showing
it's 2lewd
>>691476942
boop boop
Feeling good?
>>691477160
I am not using anything special.
>>691477201
red
>>691476904
Togame.
Since 2010.
>>691477036
>thebarchive.com
RIP fgts.jp, at least this one uses foolfuuka.
Alternately:
>archived.moe/b
>>691477377
Nigger
>>691477053
Yui
>>691477201
Heya
I haven't noticed you in a whie
>>691476835
azusa
>>691477202
because i have nothing else to do ;o
>>691476869
I am Anon, just as you are.
claiming
>>691477443
You look...familiar. Can't quite place my finger on it.
>>691477557
Why so jaded Anon?
>>691476835
What's good Mio?
>>691477053
Ayy, what's poopin'?
>>691477201
Which one are you?
>>691477210
I'm doing great Brazil.
I've been consuming somethings that helps me feel good.
You?
>>691477036
Will do!
But we really don't talk much though.
I will like to change that. But I'm boring as dirt.
check
>>691477789
One of many, apparently.
>>691477769
>>691477443
both fags tbh
Aki back at your place?
Yui back in your place?
>>691477789
>Brazil
N-no...
Not this again ;-;
What's the somethings? I am doing good. Full stomach and happy feelings.
Hibiki, reporting in
>>691477788
Hardly slept.
>>691477789
Oh hello. Not much, I just put down Skyrim now I'm messing around with my music slave on Discord while waiting for Chinese food. You?
>>691477885
Ehm, do you remember me?
>>691477943
Heyo
pretty positive that these should be titled as cringe threads
>>691477648
Hey there Yuuko, been doing good recently?
>>691477769
Nice edit of my pic you have there
>>691477920
Yo Yui you seeing this shit?
>
Saber claim
Morning /waifu
>>691478143
Why's that?
>>691478203
Ayo homie put the gun down fam I dindu NUFFIN WRONG
>>691478216
Morning Saber
>>691477952
You have the whole in front you.
You should.
>>691478107
Hi there, Karen
>>691478369
*whole day
>>691477789
Well what brought you here?
What's wrong with you to the point that you stayed?
>>691478167
Things are great.
How's being a workaholic?
Hear things are going well with handy.
Anyone have some cp
>>691478369
Don't take advice from someone without the conviction to stick with their waifu. Sorry.
>>691478107
Afraid not, mate. Apparently there are multitudes of Iowa posters. I am not the same one.
>>691478507
Your choice.
>>691477920
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691478203
Took care of him, no worries.
>>691478311
Remove kebab
Women and faggots first
QOTT: whats the weirdest fetish you've heard before?
Farting fetish
>>691478659
fuck off
>>691478584
Likewise.
>>691478659
Mexican Sugar Dancing
>>691478508
Ah shit man, I liked that other one.
Nice to meet you anyway dude.
I'm Karen
You a newer one or too old for me to remember?
>>691478393
That's a very nice picture. How are you doing today?
>>691478563
Homura
>>691478656
>>691478648
Niggers
How are you doing?
>>691478659
That's not too weird.
>>691478659
Wanting to become a fuck toy.
Nagato claimed
>>691478786
Been here for 8 months or so. Though I did commit heresy of the highest degree and was under a different moniker for those 8 months.
>>691478786
I'm doing well, you?
>>691478802
That's a pretty normal fetish
>>691478903
8 months huh? I've only been here for three.
Who was your previous waifu?
>>691478878
Hello
>>691478944
Doing fine, up to anything?
Have we met before? I think we did.
>>691478311
Hey Karen
>>691479076
Hello Karen, you're my new best friend.
>>691479079
You doing good today? How you been?
>>691479224
No objection to this, best bro.
Why though? And how're you doing?
>>691478786
Alright I suppose, just woke up from a nap.
Feel pretty sick though.
>>691479076
Nope, I'm new.
Just got here.
>>691478659
>Farting fetish
Have you seen cake farts?
There's a bunch of contenders
Eyeball licking
Bug fetish
Burro shows
concrete enemas and floor tiles of course
Personally I don't get cucks and submissive shit at all but that's just me
>>691478786
Good mang, about to play some Overfap and get dranks with the guys
>>691479318
Because you're the first person to greet me in this thread and since this is my first time ever posting here, I find it special. I'm going well, yourself?
>>691478717
Okay, then.
Whoever you are.
Tenryuu claimed
Apparently i forgot how to SoSE....
Claimed, desu~
>>691479524
Could say "Likewise." again. But to avoid repetition I won't.
Claimed
>>691479457
>about to playsome overfap
I better be a part of that
claimed
>>691479079
Oh look it's beautiful~
>>691479348
Been lurking?
>>691479348
Am I your first reply? I feel special!
How was your day? How'd you find us?
>>691479523
TWO first replies!? Must be my luck day!
Are you from KanColle too? How'd you find this place?
>>691479341
Done your dailies yet?
>>691479457
Shame, I want to join in on that.
Sometime later, yeah?
Happy because you're back?
>>691479593
monster
I'm going to figure out how to do this and get you back
>>691479677
Bongo!
>>691479678
How much difference is there to saying you won't say something and actually saying it?
>>691477885
There's three I know.
How can we distinguish you?
>>691477920
I missed those days Generic Brazil.
But I wouldn't continue with this anymore. (Maybe)
Been taking some cacao powder and some camu camu powder which naturally make you feel great and up.
I won't stop thing these until a couple of weeks from now.
What's got you feeling that way?
>>691478038
I could probably try some Chinese food today, also music slave?
I'm here on my lounger, drinking some açaí juice.
>>691478480
I joined about five months ago.
I've seen the thread a bit earlier than that, but was hesitant for the reason of just people kicking me out.
I never really had much friends outside of my house. I had to leave them back at another city(not much to began with). I kinda have an attachment disorder, so when I came on the first time, I got hooked.
I didn't have an easy life when I was young, but oh well. What can I do?
You?
>>691479871
The message should have been enough. I'm just raving on to you at this point because I'm bored.
>>691479770
Hei! Bongo, desu~
Osama bin shit claimed
fuck this gay earth
claimed
>>691479920
I am easily the most dislikable.
>>691478944
I'm into it. I have the other end of it.
>>691479920
What's açaí juice? Yes I made a second Discord account, then set it up so it plays whatever VLC plays. So I can make it scream randomly in a voice channel.
>>691476445
Why does every fucking claiming thread start with the same pasta nowadays? I know these threads are pure autism anyway, but back in the day they were at least entertaining. Now no one gives a fuck if someone claimed his waifu faster than him, no one throws shit at each other because muh waifu is better than yours, no, today it's a sad group of all nice and friendly faggots circlejerking like it's some fucking IRC. How is it possible that there are no gore/spider-man/banana spam here is beyond me. Fucking tea party.
>inb4 old man yells at cloud
Also, fuck off with your trashcan waifus.
>>691479770
I just saw the thread and thought it would be fun to post. I've been lurking for a few weeks on and off though.
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DESU~ DESU DESU WEEBS
>>691479770
Obviously.
I opened two packs.
One had a legendary, that being...Tinkmaster Overspark.
>just end it
>>691479707
Nigga please you can see us in the voice channel
>>691479770
>I want to join in on that
Sorry about your sandnigger internet bruh
>Happy because you're back?
Too happy man, no one to bother
no one to answer to
I decide what I eat when I eat
Not that I don't appreciate it but I like living at my own pace
Claiming penis waifu
>>691480078
NEWFAG GET THE FUCK OFF /B/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>691480078
>liar
>>691479920
>three
two
>>691476445
mandatory cc claim
what have i started
>>691476250
>>691478480
Getting ready to start my second shift, enjoying a small break before I go back to it. I guess? It's the same shit we talk about when he was here.
Its too hot to sleep
>>691479770
It's a bug, 4chan randomly replaces my images, you can't control it.
>>691479960
I'm bored during most times.
>clear
That it was. As clear as a one letter sentence can be.
>>691480185
I'm there now ho
>>691480219
Well look who it is, desu.
Are we ''Red'' now?
>>691479318
Pretty good and yourself?
>>691478659
Vomit fetish is the weirdest I've heard of
>>691479730
Hey small smug
>>691479677
Hey Kongou Bongo
>>691479730
A bit, yeah.
Only just started posting.
>>691479770
You are my first reply, yes.
Day has been good.
Found you? All of /b/ knows you exist.
I heard the talk about it and decided to hop in.
>>691480046
See?
It's not weird.
>>691479920
>thread got cancer
Welp, i just liked the mentality of everyone being pleasant to one another. Something i never seen before and i hadn't had any conversations with people for a few years prior so it was welcoming.
>>691480227
You have a good day at work now.
>>691480243
space balls
>>691480340
Hallo, Saber-san! I pray that you've been been well, desu ka?
>>691480308
holy shit, how long has it been
>>691479962
>mounts the bongo
How've you been?
>>691479920
Ahahah, I still remember.
Feels like an age ago.
Cacao is very nice. You been resting up since work?
>>691480078
Yeah? Glad you joined.
Anyone you wanted to talk to?
>>691480109
How's your day been?
>>691480175
Dude, fuck.
>open legendary
>Lorewalker Cho
BRING BACK BETA
>>691480185
Drink one for me ;-;
>>691480219
You reap what you sow, Uta.
>>691480246
Silly. Everyone knows 4chan is bugfree
>>691480243
Turn on the AC
>>691480341
Interesting! You play KanColle?
You been lurking or you just dropped in?
Hopefully you'll enjoy your time here.
>>691480340
Perfectly fine. Got anything planned today?
Fuck life.
>>691480429
Yes I'm fine desu. You?
>>691480518
Not really
>>691480340
Was beginning to miss the short jokes
>>691480341
Welcome to the thread
>>691480612
>Forgot pic
>>691480380
Bug eyes
>>691480518
I don't have ac here.
>>691480543
Flop
>>691480572
Touch
>>691480543
Problems with the car?
>>691480612
Just gonna chill here?
Back from the store.
>>691480518
I do play Kancolle, yes.
I've only lurked for two days though.
>>691480518
>Lorewalker Cho
Sorry that happened
>>691480468
It's been a few months. Maybe around 5?
>>691480518
I've been good. Officially changed my Xbox gamertag to "Kongou Dess" so I'm happy.
>>691480612
See above, desu~
OH SHIT WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>>691480618
Lil' smug
>>691480518
Doesn't matter to me. I'm open to talk to anyone.
Best girl get
>>691480292
Life tends to be boring.
Yeah, but to avoid repetition I ceased replying with the same thing twice.
>>691480761
Hot
IMAGE LIMIT REACHED NIGGERS FUCK YEAH WAIFU CLAIMING THREAD RUINED VOID WINS
>>691480761
Too tame for me. Try harder
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/742/1462742936966.jpg "Syndra [110]")
![Syndra [43].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/412/1458412325345.jpg "Syndra [43]")
