Lets start a fuckin rekt thread.
How about this becomes another porn thread.
>>691442846
Why the fuck not
Bumpity bump
>>691442644
That guy is just begging to get his ass kicked
>>691444805
what am I looking at anon?
>>691445467
You sick fuck
>>691445027
4 hit combo!
>>691445514
Kid in Peru got eaten by Piranhas
>>691445552
when you nut and she still sucking
>>691445026
dammit lost already
>>691445514
Vashta Nerada attack. Idiot didn't count the shadows.
>>691445279
that is rekt, if I ever saw one
>>691445300
> guy
>>691444805
source?
>>691445279
Hey thats a drill truck
>>691445666
>>691445666
NICE LOL so hard
Dangit.gif
>>691445842
that's fucking insane that he didn't die from the impact
>>691444986
>/b/tv
>>691442644
>that file name
>>691445943
>The beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against god.
>I'm sorry?
>I said enjoy your meal.
>kthxbye
#1 Who kek of all times.
>>691445595
that's fucked up.
thanks anon
>>691445637
kek'd so much
>>691445943
what is this from pls?
>>691446275
Feel bad for this kid. Fuck knows why i did it, but when I was around 12 maybe 13, I full on charged up a solid kick to a wooden log, broke my foot.
>>691446453
If only the filename could provide some kind of clue.
>>691446453
Doctor Who
Episode - The Satan Pit
10th Doctor - David Tennant
>>691446453
Doctor who David Tennant
>>691445432
Fake
>>691445026
>suicide attempt
>>691446035
nostalgia'd
>>691446623
>>691446654
Great, now anon will never learn to use his eyes.
>>691445027
morons!
>>691446733
>attempt
seems pretty fucking successful to me
>>691445027
why tho? suicide pact?
>>691445279
>wipers still work
>Be me
>Be 16
>I am the ultimate autismo
>Decide to join isis, will save the world from the unbelievers.
>mummy says no
>Kick her in her sack and run to her room
>put on her underwear and daddys beanie
>I am ready
>daddy comes in with a saucepan
>ohfuck.jpg
>Daddy knocks me on the head
>MFW
>>691445875
>filename
>>691446833
Probably just walking on the track like the fucking idiots they are and didn't notice the train coming at them because the other train was making too much noise.
>>691446708
>>691445279
Sad part is red car knew what was going to happen, but couldn't do anything to avoid it. Like some final destiny type shit
>>691445368
lost my shit
>>691447018
>filename
>>691445027
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=52c_1401455489&comments=1
>>691447188
kek'd and check'd
>>691445027
>>691444986
The walk of pride
>>691447324
dude that kid was calling him gay for wearing pink underwear. Of course he meant to do that.
>>691445842
Lucky as fuck, this dude is blessed.
>>691442644
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>691447324
>fat dude behind him does nothing
>>691447694
OH SHIT WE GOT A WHITEKNIGHT
>>691447694
fuck off back to Tumblr newfag
>>691447694
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>691447694
one day you are going to die like everyone else on this earth so be good.
>>691447389
story?
>>691446782
Sorry but if anon couldn't use it's intelligence to deduct the answer, there was no hope for it.
There is no cure for laziness.
>>691447083
what a dumbass wannabe assassin, shoots the guy in the groin, gets his own gun taken away in a scuffle and then begs for his life like a bitch
>>691447389
>gangnam style
>>691447083
Nigga so black he stole a gun from another nigga
>>691445027
Gouranga!
>>691447694
>>691447865
>>691447868
>>691447943
mfw newfags don't recognize the bait. I mean it's not even edited. It's the same fucking text every fucking time...
>>691447950
epilepsy.
>>691447642
story?
>>691447642
and this is why the 3rd world should stay poor as shit, no fucking morals at all. lets hope trump wins
>>691447083
Begs for his life from the guy he just tried to kill. Should have killed tbh fam.
>>691446943
What am I looking at here anon.
>>691448185
The real question is, why was this filmed using a loody fishbowl as a lens.
>>691445842
The driver got toasted tho.
>>691448293
>>691447389
Story?
>>691448156
MFW no pic fucking newfag
>>691446941 almost threw up laughing at that.
>>691448345
Dude + ducttape + laser pointed at crotch + cat = hilarity.
>>691447868
it's called b8
>you're the newfag
>>691448462
did he died?
>>691448250
That does make some sense. Those Google fuckers are assholes
>>691448250
or let me fucking lazy and you give me the damn story.
>>691447950
guy had EEGs attached to see how his brain reacts to the seizures he suffers from
>>691448610
Nope he is living his life happily
>>691448415
The ocean is calling me home
>>691448574
Shit, a zombie!
>>691448059
Sauce ? Is this pakistan?
>>691448062
i cringe every time i see this
>>691445514
it's a kid who got eaten by piranhas and he was pulled from a river.
>>691444805
That sucks. His J's got fucked up.
>>691448059
>religion
>>691448466
Dude is having a seizure. There is his brain activity. Can't you use the clues provoded to figure shit out? Idiot.
>>691445552
>>691448856
youre a piece of shit
>>691448756
my sides
>>691447885
She could have taken him out. If only she knew
>>691448865
its the white mans fault for keepin us down
>>691448626
yeah bait for you dont fucking highlight it like your special, retard, continue policing /b/ like you are some kind of bait identifying hero fucking loser
>>691448250
needs to be more like these guys.
Don't bitch, just answer the lazy cunt
>>691448653
>>691448183
putting himself in his place.
>>691447885
Is this real? Who the fuck is filming this?
>>691447177
Lost
>>691445026
He popped like a watermelon.
>>691448865
no shit Sherlock,wanting more of a story to it than the obvious Captain.
>>691448574
shovel pierced right into the brain, affecting mobility, among other things... fucking savages
>>691447389
what the hell? anyone mind explaining?
>>691448668
>
well that baby's gon be batman
>>691449111
have another one then
>>691445552
Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you dont.
>>691449156
>>691446827
They pieced him back together and he's making a full recovery.
>>691449193
a human trying to smoke and read hooked up to a machine
>>691446275
When I was at Uni we heard of this gag on a TV show, we took a week to get our shit together and make it.
On the first saturday night we waited until after midnight and left it outside a pub to see what would happen.
We discovered that there wasn't a drunk man alive who on seeing a football in the middle of the road wouldn't kick it as hard as he could.
We went around about 7-8 pubs and an ambulance was called to each and every one and "we" made the local paper.
Two broken legs and smashed feet all round landlord!
>>691449160
Then go search Google or something. You think you're gonna find out why the dude is having an episode in a rekt thread on /b/?
>>691444986
The big cat has the balls to drag the fucker into the water as well. Fucking Christ
>>691449225
Thanks, m8.
>>691448415
no leave me I want to go
>>691449320
Errata:
We had to dispose of it in the canal before someone found it.
>>691448774
No, this is Patrick
>>691448621
What hit him?
>>691449337
anon some times people know things
>>691446605
Did he died?
>>691447149
yep sad but true
sandpatrol
sabatoooo
sabaatoooo
>>691449160
when he was 16 he was molested by his uncle jack "the molester" adams
>>691445130
feelsbadman
>>691449384
>kicking her ass that bad
>Can't finish her
>>691449468
Srsy though I'm a medfag and I can't tell why he's having a seizure just from a video and a shitty EEG.
Looks like a grand mal seizure, could have any number of causes from a tumor to drug abuse.
Give me an MRI of his brain and I'll provide further information.
>>691449468
Sometimes people think they know things when they dont...
>>691449632
Why stop while it's still fun?
>>691449125
Nigger detected
>>691449718
bitch, i know things
ask me anything
>>691447389
this is me on salvia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_1QiKEtzlA
Look at bottom right
>>691449801
Why are you a nigger?
>>691449638
I'm not saying make a fucking guess at to why this is happening.
Maybe an anon has a link to some source material. Jesus you fucks are retarded.
>>691449801
Is it true you're a faggot?
>>691449856
pass
next question
>>691449809
Kek I was thinking the same when he goes backwards in his chair
>>691449801
what is the smell of my shit
>>691449638
you seem to be more of a fag just saying
>>691445467
>>691449869
You're retarded. Retard.
>>691449800
No u
>>691444805
Thank mr skeltal
>>691449879
ermahgerd, i'm not a faggot stop saying that
>>691449908
it smells like shit
>>691449417
How is that an erratum...
>>691445552
I feel like she didn't look much better alive anyway.
>>691448691
Fuck! Is this for real?
>>691449887
how do we wipe the earth clean?
>>691450022
>newfag
>>691446770
jesus fucking christ
my face when I saw this holy fuck
>>691449801
What is the difference between a duck?
>>691449869
Souce is right in the video. Thieme publisher, differential diagnosis in neurology. Thieme is a German publisher of scientific literature, mainly medical stuff.
>>691449740
>Fight bonus $50k
>Finish looks better on record than decision
>>691449999
why am I so sad I wish for death
>>691449999
Fucking Dubs/Quads
Czech'd bro
>>691448062
haha wat
explain pl0x
>>691442644
I remember when mosh pits were basically fist fights and if you fell, you either got up or got trampled, now it's flail like a fucking spastic. Since it's gone pussified, females can join in and if one happens fall down, or even stumble a bit, 37 whiteknights run to her rescue. These fucking ve
>inb3 thanks grandpa
>>691445552
>when you pull off a clutch with 1HP
>>691450119
Don't fucking help that fag out with source info
>>691447337
Looks like they missed one?
>>691449840
so it's a kid sharpening a knife?
>>691447389
The guy is wired up for assessment for his epilepsy.
He goes into a tonic-clonic (or Grand mal) seizure after an "absence" where all the feeds drop to zero.
Brain activity grows until the period of a few minutes passes and normal brain function returns.
I saw a lot of this in the mental institution where I used to live.
>>691450119
the difference is you are a small child
>>691450119
>souce
But thanks anon for the info
>>691450161
*these fucking vegans today wouldn't last 5 minutes in an early 90's death metal pit
>>691449632
guess you missed the tap at the end...
noob
>>691450047
by reviving the dream of a great man who lost his life trying to rid the world of jews
>>691450119
a duck doesn't touch itself at night
>>691450147
cuz your life is bad and you should feel bad
>>691450231
Ripping his arm
>>691450232
>I saw a lot of this in the mental institution where I used to live
yo man, are you cray cray?
>>691450231
person cutting themself
>>691450232
so when we see lots of black thats lots of brain activity of little of brain activity?
>>691444805
it was piranhas
>>691449193
That's the result of smoking a whole marijuana.
>>691449999
Fucking dubquads.
You have been witnessed
>>691445552
so what happend here
>>691445595
>Tfw from Peru
>>691448062
What the fuck kind of tension is this machine set to holy shit man
>>691450260
you mean the single frame where she moves her hand?
>>691450293
yeah you are fucking retarded PEOPLE DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ASKING THIS FAGGOT ANYTHING HES JUST A SMALL CHILD LITTLE BRAIN LOW INTELLIGENCE
>>691448415
the dumbass nigger wasn't even trying.
>>691448229
>claims no morals
>wants Trump
Dumbshit 2016
>>691448668
wtf happend here?
>>691450551
>):
>>691450405
Flat line = little activity. Lots of spikes = lots of activity.
>>691447389
he has a still burning cigarette in his lap the entire time, and not one of the observers thought to remove it.
>>691444383
>>691449430
Intelligence.
>>691448865
>nigger spawn humping each other
>youngest one is five years old-ish
The only question left now is: is this Africa or California?
>>691450455
He appears to have sucked his colon out of his asshole
>>691447337
The forth guy was not shot but laid down
>>691449513
File name made me lose
>>691450672
why u want the D annon?
>>691450544
Fucking hero!!
>>691449657
I literally laughed so hard when I saw this yesterday.
I even recorded it and uploaded it to youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLZ-j18EXfk
>>691450598
thank you, what would his heart be doing at time? thank you for taking the time to answer.
>>691449317
>>691449193
The machine doesn't like what the man is reading so fills his head with nerve gas frequencies
>>691450672
Y u want the D so bad anon?
>>691450583
Textile blew from a roof and skelped her
>>691448059
>that one guy getting shrek'd at the last possible second by a stray bullet
>>691445279
truck driver is retarded
>>691445027
How stand by me should've ended
>>691447642
Don't you have a national shoota nigger day in your country?
>>691448668
This is so disturbing.
>>691450455
What the fuck kind of tension is this machine set to holy shit man
>>691449364
the lizard is already dead when the fangs reaches the brain
>>691450796
The seizure wouldn't affect hie heart. The heart is not regulated by the cortex (the part of the brain that is responsible for higher brain funtion and is usually affected by epilepsy) but pretty much runs itself (with some input from the brain stem and autonomous nervous system). It will probably speed up a little to provide oxygen to the spasming muscles.
>>691450853
na mate you are a bitch who talks shit mimicking the "cool kids" you see on the internet. Oh your parents must be so proud
>>691449696
the blue guy dodging with a 90° hook to the left at 0:01 is pretty dope
>>691447389
looks like epilepsy research
>>691448229
Fuck off with your trump faggotry, nigger.
>>691448874
kek
>>691447389
Definitely nerve gas
>>691448440
he was the driver u stupid cunt
>>691448062
Dumb bitch
>>691451167
meme aura is protecting him
>>691451112
interesting thank you for that knowledge bro
>>691451167
Literally cannot stump the Trump
>>691448691
I GO TO VALHALLA!
>>691444986
Badass
>>691444986
snapped its neck like a twig
>>691451459
This is what I spent 5 years studying medicine for...impressing strangers on the internet.
Kidding, did it to impress the chicks.
>>691449577
God bless the Syrian army
>>691445996
Uhhh guys probly still alive why you walking away??
Like probably shattered pelvis and legs but still man that guys just like "fuck we tried lets go"
>>691449049
Did he died?
>>691451758
yeh
>>691450744
Hahaha clever
>>691451683
you are the good in the world thank you
>>691445842
>tfw nice classical car like this is ruined
: ^ (
>>691445552
Was she exposed to the Martian surface?
>>691445121
women <3
