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>>691433105
Watches with leather straps are for dirty cunts who don't mind wearing sweat on their wrists 24/7. Kill yourself.
Guitarists will lose.
>>691433105
>2016
>wearing a watch
>>691433105
shees how peovicially pathetic you imbecilles are, being this attached to trinkets and artificially inflated symbolism
and for what?
so you feel better about yourself with your non-existent self images?
>mfw you faggots will never be humans of the 21st century
>>691434815
get the fuck out of here with that fuck boy ass g shock
Ultra-rare Pokemon card. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADT9rCTVPQ
>>691433105
>>691434664
This
>>691435110
Is that a gorilla wearing that watch
Or just a German engineer?
>>691434521
Lol best for the fedora'd gentleman
>>691435016
Would your bitchass prefer a drink to get thst saltiness out?
>>691435379
kind sir
>>691435379
Maybe you'd like a step up?
>>691434912
>mfw your face is mfw
>>691435370
What the fuck is in those huge bottles?
>>691434521
>>691435393
>>691435528
LOST!
>>691435528
This is now a cringe thread I guess
>>691434088
Lost
But more than anything ever I want a hipster girl...It's the most secret phantasy of mine...
>>691435379
Or maybe you'd like some fine whiskey
>>691434088
Nah, i'm fine with my hand built ones
>>691433709
You don't generally wear a leather-strapped watch in a situation where you're sweating a lot.
fountain pens?
If we're posting good booze
>>691435895
Shit
>>691434815
Gay as fuck
A happy life....
>>691436018
Respect
to die right now
painlessly
>>691436078
shoo shoo back to /r9k/
>>691436071
why's that
Y'all niggas want these
>>691433105
>>691435096
>>691435110
mfw
my watch has seen and survived more of the world than you faggots ever will in life; snowy mountains, rainy jungles, the seven seas, the dry desert
mfw when I am a globe trotter
mfw my CASIO PATHFINDER is older than most of you and still works perfectly
>pic related
>>691433105
>>691436335
lost
Edgelords will lose
>>691436369
naturally
>>691436422
Never seen a shiesty dope bag before...my shit was fat when i used to deal
You all lost.
>>691435709
Not a bad fantasy.
>>691435781
Not even any of the pedals or the amp interests you? You're hard to impress.
wew
>>691435583
Benzin or chemical bottles....It's wont corrode or leaking when they contact with chemicals.
>>691436345
Doesn't get rid of the fact that you have a shit taste in watches. I have watches older than your fucking parents. Age doesn't mean shit. The Pathfinder has, and always will be wearable autism. Don't forget your socks when you wear your sandals. Get a real watch.
>>691436659
I use amplitude for pedals. And a jim root signature orange with 4 x 12 cab. I'm perfectly happy with my things
>>691436614
lost
That ass looks so yummy
>>691436345
yawn
>>691436533
Lots of poors in my area
>>691436614
>>691436780
>I have watches older than your fucking parents.
I want to see how you wear those watches at 15,000 feet altitude, dragging your ass up-slope on ice and snow, being bumped and scraped at all day long
>>691436345
Whoa, a faggot who thinks he is better than everyone born after him AND who is condescending for absolutely no reason.
>>691434912
Butthurt poorfag
aircraft carriers are the sexiest thing
>>691437136
The only time I'm 15k ft or higher altitude is when I'm making my bi weekly New York to LA trip. Guess what faggot, Not everyone finds joy in spending several days hiking up a mountain, just to brag to everyone, because deep down inside, you know your hate your life and feel unaccomplished. Off yourself.
By the way, my watches work perfectly at 15k feet. (BTW, I have watches much more rugged than yours faggot)
>>691436097
My nigga
>>691434088
That's not Ormsby, Kiesel or Etherial
>>691433709
you wear a leather watch at formal occasions, not while playing football
>>691436345
did it survive that time you fisted your dad?
>>691437469
TBH I lost, an aircraft carrier (assuming I had the men to crew it and the equipment) would be bitching. Could make money being a crazy mercenary and shit. Good times.
>>691437730
Or you can just wear a metal watch literally all the time
>>691437698
Because I don't play prog metal.
>>691436335
Lost
>>691435583
Could be detergent, all next to the washing machine and what-not
Like really? You're gay confirmed if you're looking at the bottles in this pic
>>691433105
Why would anyone even want a watch? It's completely obsolete technology and on top of that simply a nuisance to wear.
But I want to be rich.
>>691436358
Lost
>>691438072
> You're gay confirmed
stfu, "she" looks like a trap
>>691434815
Got the mudmaster
>>691438122
>>691438246
Bentley wins 1000 times
>>691438246
Mercedes AMG GT R - they just showed the trailer for this on youtube.
>>691433105
$1300aus
only got it in may. been wanting it for over a year. lost hard
>>691436345
I see this from a different perspective...
This watch tells you the time straight up, not with hands, testimonial of it from owner stating its durability, seems very practical, what a watch should be, unless it's just for the sake of bling blin jewellery; and if that's the case, don't act like you've got shit AT ALL, unless you're showing me a gold Rolex, or a diamond bezel, or a rose HUGO, like wtf, people will be elitist about anything, it's an outdated timepiece now anyway. Fuck up.
>>691438117
Who cares it's useless or not, it's a fucking watch, it's ugly and it sucks
>>691437136
I also won't be taking this up to 15k. Go make some money you miserable fuck.
>pic related, Car I just bought payed off 2 weeks ago
>>691438117
Lol, You uneducated fuck. You probably refuse to do math without a calculator.
>>691438246
My nigga! I'm pissed, I just bought a fuckin GT-s and this shit comes out. My luck.
>>691436422
Is that coke or ket ?
>>691438246
>>691438122
Fuck off you fags with your fancy hairdryer cars
The classics are where they're at
Too bad I'm europoor uni student and can't afford a 8000 euro car...
>>691438615
bait. terrible bait
>>691435895
Lost
>>691438615
>uneducated fuck. You probably refuse to do math without a calculator.
contrary.
Watches are fucking useless, are you fucking dumb. It's probably the second most popular turn off for woment after aids
>>691435781
Well Shiet
>>691438769
women*
>>691438615
Wrong photo
>>691438748
Lol, not everyone on here is poor.
Any of these menu items should be enough to tempt just about everybody.
Functioning poise in dark souls 3, that is all
mystery box
>>691438898
LOL YOU CROPPED THE PHOTO TO HIDE THE WATERMARK, you fucking suck even at handling pixels
>>691434088
Hello again.
>>691437469
I guess I lost to this.
I mean, even if I didn't have the crew to properly run the damn thing, I could still do SOMETHING with it, I could garden on it, and store things on it, live on it, etc. I could make my own little thinger of it, and if I am in international waters, I can do pretty much whatever I want. :U
>>691438769
Lol
>Relying on items to attract women
I don't understand why you guys don't know the importance of a watch.
And you're telling me taking your phone out of your pocket every 5 minutes to check the time is OK? XD fucking faggot.
>>691433105
>inherited an old one
>just learned they can be worth 5 grands
>>691438117
>It's completely obsolete technology
keep telling yourself that:
https://youtu.be/aXWhv0Yd55g
>pic & video related
>>691433105
>>691434815
>>691435096
>>691435110
>>691436345
>>691437906
>>691438387
Those are nice watches, but I already have a watch, so you have to post something like a Omega Dark Side of the Moon or Snoopy before I go batshit crazy and lose
>>691439162
Did I say it was? What if we don't need a $1000 watch to look at the time, what if we don't need the time every five minutes
>>691436684
Lost like a little faggot
>>691439184
hnggg
don't fucking sell it
>>691438898
>>691438615
>>691439047
thehehe busted, looser
E55 AMG
>>691439463
I'll never sell it, don't worry.
I just didn't know my dad had such good taste in watches, we're not a really wealthy family.
>>691435709
Hipster beta ugly bitch
I have daddy issues type of girl
She will report you to the cops saying you raped her...
>>691436078
Friends is what I want
>>691439014
THE BOX
THE BOX!!!!!
>>691439307
You said women find them unattractive. (Which is bullshit, since most women don't fucking care anyways. Nobody in general cares for my watches, except for other collectors)
The 5 minutes thing is an over exaggerated stereotype of the modern day tech user.
What I'm saying is, Watches will never die, people will always use them. It's people like you who say they're obsolete. Guess what faggot, Time will be kept for the rest of humanity. You're making claims along the lines of "Why do people still use wheels? They're so stupid, We have magnetic levitation now. Wheels are now obsolete"
>>691439262
i have heaps of watches. can i interest you in aus plain packaging winnie blues
all the stoners just lost.
>>691439644
I still want one though
>>691435571
(You) when in Fact (You)'ve got to be kidding me. (You)'ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone (You)
My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want…
it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
>>691439745
I don't care if people have watches, I say it's stupid to pay a big amount for them
>>691439184
It's a fucking omega. Trust me it's not. New a good one could be if it's made of Virginia tears, but that's not yours.
SOURCE
>Sold jewelery new and used at different stores for a few years.
Enjoy your 50$ watch m8
>>691436684
What country do you live in
And if America what state permitted you to have an rpg
Also what's the make or origin of the ak
>>691435370
Fuck outta here lol
>>691434912
FUCKING SPACENIGGER REPTILIAN SHITLORD
This
>>691439926
Think of somthing youre passionate amount. A hobby, a collection, some sort of lifestyle. You like it right? You know for a fact you'd drop any money to supplement it, of course, if you have money to spend on it. I have $700 watches, and I have $7 watches. I like them, they're an investment. It's not stupid to spend alot of money on somthjng you love.
>>691436422
If coke : lost
>>691438622
Coke
>>691434088
Nope
>>691440082
Too old.
>>691439799
Lost and checkd
>>691440142
A 700$ watch is not an investment...Unless you mean in your enjoyment, which is the best reason to love watches.
>>691435724
looser
>>691439569
E series sucks dick
I want a cute hotel.
>>691435096
walking cancer starter pack
>>691433105
Baked ziti
It's my birthday today and my gf is making me some tonight and I've been all night drooling over it. Not even fat
self driving
ludicrous mode
can floa in water
charges in 30 min
>>691436335
underrated
>>691440060
lost. i wish i had my grandma back
>>691439916
lost
>>691440006
lost
>>691436335
over-rated
wont stop bitching, needs to be fed, have to clean up after it, thinks its a real person...
>>691435895
>nothing but stupid wristwatches and booze
>breezin' through like I own the place
>suddenly, Bunny
Fuck. Lost.>>691435895
>>691435096
Wtf you arent wearing any Rolex pants are you? Fucking cancer watches
>>691433105
https://youtu.be/2ErlQEF2ydQ
This Channel
latina poontang
ALL OF YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
THATS WHAT I WANT
JUST LISTEN TO THE LYRICS
RICK KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4
>>691439991
https://www.amazon.com/Omega-3573-50-00-Speedmaster-Professional-Chronograph/dp/B000BK96Q8?ie=UTF8&SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B000BK96Q8&linkCode=xm2&tag=duc-21
What about this?
>>691435583
lube, buy in bulk.
>>691439080
Hello.
>>691440214
Fix your acoustic.
It's weird but water lilies make me insanely horny
>>691436097
Winrar
>>691433105
>>>691435571
>(You) when in Fact (You)'ve got to be kidding me. (You)'ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone (You)
>My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want…
>
>it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
>it's just common sense
>>691441144
>I aint clicking an amazon.com link
>I'm 12 and what is this
>>691436684
why do you even need an rpg?
why do you need 13 guns, you only have 2 arms, at most you could utilize 2 rifles and 2 handguns.
>>691437469
The Eisenhower.
Not only do you have a fuckin Nuclear Aircraft Carrier, but it's the goddamn 69.
This is want all true warriors strive for.
>>691441339
top kek
this can't be a fucking coincedence
>>691441271
>Omega Speedmaster Professional Chronograph
obviously its a high powered horse dildo
>>691441531
kek etc
>>691441363
>tfw stuck in d1/masters for about a month now
i just wish xiao wei xiao would come down from heaven and boost me to chal
>>691434088
Nah mate
>>691440214
>>691434088
Hello guitarfags
>>691436684
Lost
>>691441641
Don't give up. You'll get there.
>>691439014
Oh shit, nigga!
Wats in da BOX!
>>691441784
can bottles are funny.
>>691441642
That's a little surprising.
>>691441689
Hello.
All I want is to finally pass my organic chemistry exam and find a gf...
Is that too much to ask, /b/?
>>691441885
rare cicada
>>691441999
Surprising? Also chekd
>>691440060
Welp, a lost my lunch, does that count?
>>691442236
what is this?
>>691442284
No you didn't you lying sack of shit.
>>691434088
Pretty good but it ain't a Jackson or gretch. Pass!
>>691442323
it makes ice cubes in to perfect balls
Visconti Homo Sapiens Oversize Steel Age Fountain Pen, made of Volcanic Rock from Mount Etna, with a super smooth 23k Palladium Nib.
>>691442415
ooh, that sounds like a fun thing to have, those glasses look a little dangerous though.
>>691442453
Lost to the mahogany record player behind whatever this guff is
>>691442165
Well what guitarist wouldn't want more guitar gear?
>>691442389
I don't buy guitars because of their brand.
>>691442519
in theory you would have a piece of raw meat sitting in a box for 8 hours, not really that great.
>>691436614
Lost. So much.
>>691435709
Prolly doesn't even know the band that's on her shirt. Haha
>>691441089
That is pretty weird...
So... what did I win?
>>691434664
>2016
>using 4chan
>>691435781
why do you have a bunch of nice guitars but nothing holding the stuffing in your walls?
>>691442453
Fucking lost. Big time. That shit gotta be mine
>>691442595
Good point! I always follow n+1 rule as the amount of guitars to own. Where n is the number of guitars I currently own.
>>691442928
cringe.
>>691442712
This would get annoying after about 2 days.
>>691441089
I've got some in my tiny pond.
>>691443034
maybe you want a bit of... variety.
>>691442928
>>691443007
looks pretty badass actually
>>691437906
damn does this watch tell u when to take a shit
>>691436108
Those things are gigantic and too complicated now. The M2 is the peach of the BMW M lineup right now. Though i'm not sure i would actually trade one for my M235i. It might tip the scale of my car-to-impulse-control ratio, not to mention my car-to-driving-skill ratio
u all lewz
>>691443345
sauce?
https://join.skype.com/F4GwVblajo1h
>>691442898
Next guitar I'll buy is a Flaxwood. Their shipment box says "The one who dies with the most guitars wins."
>>691443285
Better than that, it will tell you 'when' you will need to take that shit
>>691443050
Cute pond, which plants do you have except water lilies, I thing I can see some dwarf sag (saggeteria sobulata)
>>691443345
I wish I could remember. at least it was nothing too hard to find
>>691433105
I'll be buying this next weekend
>>691442847
It's a shed, it's were i do all my music stuff, so i don't cover the insulation because it works as sound dampening
>>691439752
i fucking hate you, you piece of shit. i was doing so well. now i cant stop thinking about having a smoke
cunt
>>691443949
ah, savvy
>>691436335
Everyone knows you can't buy a slave. You have to make a slave.
>>691434815
Nothing says autistic virgin like a big ass plastic watch
>>691443640
there's some Mentha aquatica, Myriophyllum spicatum, Stratiotes aloides and a load of duckweed in it.
>>691441089
New fetish for the /b/ tier list
>>691442483
Lost
>>691443957
want me to roll you one up then?
>>691442781
lost
>>691440599
awww :'(
....
wait wut?
ITT: look how high class I am. Disregard the fact that live with my parents in a shithole
:D Fountain Pens.
>>691438794
Thats one shitty looking banjo
Omas 360 in Blue with Rose Gold Trim and an 18K Rose Gold Nib.
>>691444529
ugly
>>691440060
Does anyone have the video of this?
>>691436684
A FUCKING RPG?
>>691444091
I like the myriophyllum spicatum and the duckweed, I also really like your bonsais, you probably don't have to do water changes in your pond?
Parker 75 Cisele, body and cap are Sterling Silver, with a 14k Gold Extra-Fine Nib.
>>691436684
You're from America aren't you.
>>691436684
Lost so fucking hard
>>691442483
The only thing that pen spells is "autism".
>>691442781
el psy congroo
>>691436018
95.6 proof (47.8% alc vol) not bad, not bad.
>>691436422
This is just a bunch of powdered chlorine (texture). You got doped boy (also it would taste nothing)!
>>691445085
Happy Autism...
>>691440043
What AK are you talking about? There's 3 AK variants in there
>>691444665
Nice pen, though the "vintage" are a little cleaner in design. Paragons and Milords write smoother.
You lose
>>691435724
>blue label
HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FAGGOT
>>691445523
This is some black magic right here
>>691440214
Replace your strings, you cheap cunt. And your ass doesn't even know how to string a guitar based on the other two
>>691444852
it's filled with rainwater and clay, I should be fine, the water is a tad bit brown from all the organic matter but that's all.
lillys tend to grow in murky water anyway.
These babys?
>>691435370
damn you, i was expecting this
>>691436684
lost
>>691445778
Ok, i won't lie. I fucking want that 8 string SG so bad
>>691438881
O shit
>>691445741
You call this bonsai? This is a disgrace to the Japanese culture man.
>>691436422
Thanks for supplying your EXIF data, the feds will enjoy it.
Thiss
>>691445936
300 bucks... China copy
>>691446009
Looks awesome quality
>>691439241
Brand?
>>691446060
It is... Aliexpress
>>691435895
Fuck. I tried.
>>691436684
AGAIN?
when i opened the thread i was like "not gonna loose faggots"
>>691445778
Nigger, don't be waving around that $350 hofner ignition like it's the real thing. It neckdives like a bitch too.
>>691445741
this is mine, the two on far left are some native species, I have pink and yellow water lilies and the plant underwater is dwarf sag, there is this waterfall that disolves a lot of air into the water, it's run by a solar panel
>>691445988
>>691445988
>800cc
>15,20XX euro
Ok, you're a faggot
>>691443345
Great Memories
>>691445510
Yea I wanted the vintage, with piston instead of the c/c. Shame Omas went under.
I ended up trading that Omas 360 along with a Sailor 1911L to get a Nakaya Piccolo Cigar.
Though I like my handmade Danitrio Mae West with recession Urushi and an 18k factory stub more.
Wrist watches are just redundant jewelry nowadays.
>>691443815
Yes fucking yes! Is that the 900? It is so rare and brutal and expensive
>>691441089
Well at least you don't get turned on by mushrooms like my ex GF did.
But maybe that makes more sense to get turned on by mushroom fungus since they are shaped like dicks.
>>691445968
where did I say it's a bonsai?
it's just a Lonicera nitida grown in a clay saucer.
>>691442325
But it's soo evil!
Takes an entire team of surgeons, etc. etc...
>>691446185
I know... This is my aby
>>691435724
It's Scotch so it's spelt 'whisky' not 'whiskey', you Blue drinking pleb.
>>691438794
>Tenor Uke
Good taste is good.
>>691436068
fuck you
>>691442781
Lost. I'm a sucker for this kind of stuff.
>>691442712
>You think I'm locked in here for MY safety?
>>691446107
this? http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-2013-New-Arrival-SG-Red-8-String-Bass-Guitar-Electric-Guitar-In-Stock-Hot/32637702524.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.10.0HF0An&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10017_405_507,searchweb201603_11&btsid=5264cb3e-13dc-4e66-8180-8d53a70163b3
>>691446388
do you know the definition of bonsai??
nature in a "saucer"
>>691446223
Ever seen or driven one? Its a mechanical piece of art with a great torque curve and great reliability if you keep up with service jobs.
>>691445471
There's one AK
The other two are an AKS and an RPK
>>691435724
Idiot.
>>691442813
If what you're implying is that you wish Tracer actually had an ass at all, then yes, you win.
>>691436068
first thing in this thread i lost to
>>691436108
not in this colour, but stil hnnghh
>>691436422
keep your dried cum fgt
>>691436684
pewpewpew nice
>>691442453
finally someone who knows how to make music
>>691446590
>great reliability
>IF YOU KEEP UP WITH SERVICE JOBS
what is this 1970s honda cub bike?
>>691446540
Lookslike it. But was cheaper
>>691446592
Not /k/, can't expect people to know the difference m8.
>inb4 clip vs. mag
>>691446420
Oh there we go. Can't tell if the strings are supposed to be that color, or just old.
>>691440534
That yellow stuff is piss and shit.
>>691442325
>twisted blade
if you plan on drilling their skin instead of a clean cut, buy this now!
fucking normie tier piece of shit excuse for a blade
>>691446683
you should probably go see a doctor if your cum dries into powdery stones.
>>691438134
Finally something I can lose to
>>691446187
I think mine is just a red varietion of Nymphaea alba, I grew it from some roots I found in a lake nearby.
you need some semi-water plant around the edges, I got some Caltha palustris, Lythrum salicaria, Salix repens, Onoclea sensibilis, Iris pseudacorus, and Lysimachia nummularia.
>>691438881
please do
>>691437469
I prefer destroyers
>>691446749
I think its more for a stab and twist, to make a hard to heal wound.
>>691446732
Flatwounds. Best on fretless
>>691446829
Have you tried Hippomane mancinella? They said that it's worth it
>>691443333
quaderino
>>691446907
Never really played fretless. Would be so lost without looking down every min or so.
>>691446863
You blind? There's a destroyer there if you can see--
wait.
>>691441531
Can confirm for horse dildo, do not click
>>691446256
The Nakaya is easily the better pen. Their nibs are glass smooth. I haven't tried any Danitrio, so I couldn't compare, but people who own them love them. I can't complain about my Montblanc 146, but my Lamy 2000 with a medium is a smoother pen to write with and cost considerably less.
>>691442027
yes
>>691446686
You do not know anything about motorcycles do you anon?
>>691437260
Ffs, I lose to this?
>>691437286
Got it, plus 4 pads to play on
